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- Welcome to the gardening.

Just one. Okay. Thank you. Enjoy your visit.

- Excuse me. What desk? I need security.

Excuse me, sir, you're too close to the painter.

- Ah, sorry. Sorry. Just, - It's amazing work.

- Ever since I was a little boy, I love paintings.

My mother would take me on adventures to our museums,

and we'd spend the day there talking about the work.

She'd make it live and breathe for me.

Maybe that's why I'll always remember the

last day I saw her.

We were very poor,

but my mom always found a way

of making new friends at the museum.

So we'd get in for free.

- Come on, Kevin. Let's go see some paintings.

Did you know

- My mom has shown me all the paintings in the museum,

and she'd teach me the story of every single one of them.

She'd tell me all about the paintings

and the stories of the artist who made them

- By a really famous artist, Rembrandt,

who lived a long time ago,

but started, doesn't like our

savior is right back at

- You - To see your friends

- When things got high.

She dropped me off at the boys' home.

She'd come back and get me after a couple

of weeks or a couple of months.

One year she didn't come back and get me all winter.

And the next year she didn't come back at all.

I never got to tell her when I grew up, wanted

to be an artist just like Rembrandt.

- Hey everybody, great news.

The days of Ronald Reagan are over.

Are you all ready to help us change the

direction of this country?

How about you? Are you ready

to help get involved in changing

the direction of our country?

No, I, that's great. So you tip our spear.

JFK spoke to you.

He said, ask not what your country can do for you,

but what you can do for your country.

Sign up now to help raise donations for Gary Hart.

- Hello, - Mr. My name.

- Hi, sorry. I'm Kevin Deley.

I'm head of volunteer for the Young Democrats.

- How you doing? I'm Perkins. Hi.

So you think you're ready for this?

- Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

- Okay. On this map,

I've marked all the areas you can go to.

I need you to knock on every door.

- Oh, sorry. I prefer the, the hang them. Mary,

- You're not from hang them.

- Sorry. Believe in our candidate. I believe in Mr. Hart.

I think if you send a guy like me to Hingham,

I could, you know, I could do

what you want. I could get him some votes.

- You're still not from Hingham. Sorry kid.

I've been doing this a long time.

You'll blend in much better in Dorchester Heights.

- Hi, I'm Kevin Deley

with the Young Democrats in Massachusetts.

Can we count on your support in the upcoming election?

- Could you read the sign right?

- Alright. - You're killing me here.

You've got to get donations. Try harder. Hey. Hey.

What's it going? Temple Tyler, how are you? Good to see you.

Good. Good to see you, Perkins. Good. Good. Good. Take care.

Hello, Mr. Your father told me you were coming down.

You said you were interested in

campaigning for Gary Hart this year.

Yes, sir. It'll be my pleasure. You still at Yale? Yeah. But

- Taking this year off to pursue some passions

before I get serious about

- Life.

Well, good for you. But I think you look terrific.

Hey, with a suntan like that,

people are gonna assume you're a Kennedy.

Thanks. You're the tip of our spear Kimball.

Why don't you head down to Hingham and start there.

You got it. Excellent.

Got a box of posters and buttons for you. Cool.

And there's also a small gift in there

from Gary Hart for your father.

He's really thankful for his generosity. Thanks, my friend.

Okay, thanks. All right, take care. Good to see you.

Good to see you. Good luck. Yeah, I'll have my dad come by.

Excellent. Thank you, man. Take care.

- How - You doing? Good. How's it going, man? Yeah.

Oh, we can't believe I'm doing this, man,

- My first campaign, so, I mean,

you must be pretty good at it.

- Oh, no. My old man, he wanted me

to spend the summer interning at his law firm in the city.

Oh, you know how it is. Yeah,

- Yeah.

- You need it on your resume if you

want to go to Harvard Law. Right,

- Right.

- I mean, he knows they'll take me either way,

and I'm not gonna miss racing season, that's for sure.

Sorry, who are you again?

- Oh, I'm Kevin. I'm sorry. You, you said you race?

- Yeah, yeah. I do. I do.

Wait, do I know you from somewhere, maybe the Chatham Links?

Or were you a caddy there? No,

- I, I, no, I don't think so.

No. But I, I, I, I know you, you know, I, I,

I see the front cover of the Boston Globe every year.

The, the racing photos. Oh,

- Great.

Oh, this is me. So good luck, man. Yeah. Knock 'em dead.

They tell me we need to help these four people.

We've been keeping 'em down.

You know, that's the whole message. Right. Get to it.

Kick ass. And just remember,

Gary's probably not gonna win anyway.

They say he is nothing but a pretty face.

- Yeah. Anyway. All right. - Yeah. I'll see you around

- Kimble here.

Around, Hey.

- And so, my fellow Americans, ask your country

what your country can do for you.

Ask what you can do for your country.

- And so my fellow Americans ask, not

what your country can do for you.

Ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world, my fellow citizens

of the world, ask not what America can do for you,

but what together we can do for the freedom of man,

for the, that's stupid.

Yeah. No, Kimball Tyler.

No, I'm a complete pleasure to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you Kimball Tyler. Pleasure to meet you.

No. Hi, I am Kimball Tyler. Pleasure to meet you.

That's fantastic. Kimball Tyler, great to meet you.

Have you considered Gary Hart for President? Oh, you did.

You, you, you saw me on the front cover of the globe.

That's, that's, that's wonderful. That's wonderful.

That's really all I care about in the world.

Oh, I, I saw you down the Chatham Lys.

You were a, you were a caddy, weren't you? A caddy? Yeah.

Poorer than me. Absolutely. No, no, no. It's fine. It's fun.

I just wanted you to know I knew. Hi. Hi.

I'm Kim Tyler, the young Democrats of Massachusetts.

I was wondering if we could count on,

on your support in the upcoming election.

Sure. Oh my God, thank you so much. Oh, it's so kind. You.

Thank you. Can I have your receipt or You're fine. Okay.

A button. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

You know, it's interesting.

I'm gonna talk to you today about the common man.

I'm not one, but I've seen him around.

Normally below me, I look down on them

literally and figuratively.

But vote for Gary Hart.

Do yourself a favor, and, you know, it'll make my dad happy.

And really, if daddy's happy, I'm pretty happy myself. Yes.

Hi, ma'am. I'm Kimball Tyler

with the Young Democrats of Massachusetts.

Can we count on your support to win back the White House for

everybody, not just the wealthy and the privileged? Are

- You a member of the Kennedy family?

- Oh, ma'am. I, I couldn't possibly say.

- I think you are, and you're just not telling me.

You sound like one

- Of them.

You know, if I were you, I'd vote for Gary Hart.

That's a man who's got a moral center.

And I should know, shouldn't I? It's a

- Horrible thing that happened to that boy.

My entire family was devastated by the news.

What's this country coming to?

- Well, can we count on your support?

Can Gary Hart count on your

support in this next election? Of

- Course he Can.

You wait right here for me?

I'll be right back in just one minute. So excited. You

- Know, you can vote for Gary Hart, or you can't.

It's really gonna be the same thing over and over again.

I'm gonna be up here

and you're gonna be down there and that's fine.

- Here you go, young man.

- Wow. That is Soja. Can I give you a receipt? Yes,

- Please.

Please. Thank you. Here we are. Thank you.

- And would you like a button? - I would love a button.

- Thank you. Gary Hart. Thanks you. I thank you.

Well, I'm looking forward to seeing you again.

See you down the road.

- Something like that.

- Hey, I'd like to sign up for the course on painting.

- Yeah.

- Christ in the Storm.

I'm the C of a copy, of course.

A painting by Rembrandt, his only seascape,

the dark against the light, the figures.

It's all just perfectly put together.

If you just absorb some of this,

you're gonna be okay.

So go for it.

You're doing beautifully.

But loosen that up because it's, it does.

Just give it a good scrape.

Work with the power light a little bit and see what happens.

Give that water some volume. But good work.

- What do you think?

- I just, I just don't have any idea

where your brain is right now.

Five months of study.

You know, why don't you just quit this for a while

and do something else? This

- Is right. This is all I wanted

- To do.

Because you don't have it.

I hate to be so blunt,

but you're a young man that you should be

spending your time doing something else.

- Hey, hey. Stop that. What the hell are you doing?

What the

- I am not usually like - This.

Oh, like what?

- Frustrated, childish. Crazy.

- I, I, I'm sorry. That was, that was rude.

Passionate, I guess.

- How do you do it? - Do what?

- Paint so easily. A prima. A

- Prima.

Well, I'm glad you like my work.

This is, Reinhart calls me a copyist. Yeah.

- So what You are right. - That's a root,

that's a rude thing to

say. No, I don't, you don't say that to

- Me.

Don't mean I don't mean to be offensive. I

mean it like, as a compliment.

Like, the great artist is magic.

When the brush hits the canvas, I can see it. I can't do it.

You do it.

- Well, thanks. - Hey,

I like a private atlas.

- Oh, you would? Well, I'm expensive.

- Well, I'm Kevin Deley, broken untalented

- Olympia Hutchinson.

- So nicely

- Just - Like that.

Yeah.

- Kind - Of.

- You know, you still owe me for the lesson.

- I owe you. - Yeah.

- Wow, wow, wow. What is this?

- I restore paintings for the Huntington Auction House.

- What are you doing all this for?

- What am I doing All this? - Yeah.

Like what do you, what do you want outta life?

- I don't know. I wanna have a house in Maine with a barn

to fill it with paints and canvases

and just paint all the time.

And maybe have a cute boy around to keep me company,

but not to crowd me.

Oh, no. Of course. It'd make things difficult.

- And who do you admire? - Easy. Mary Cassa.

She was a female painter and a world of male artists.

She surpassed them all. Did you know day

God did some of her backgrounds?

He painted her backgrounds.

I think he was smitten. What about you?

- Who do I admire?

Vincenzo Perusia. And

- Who was that?

- He was this famous artist, turn Art Thief.

He stole the Mona Lisa just

so he could stay right in his apartment for two years.

- I'm sorry, an art thief.

- Yeah, but he's, he's the reason,

you know who the Mona Lisa is?

He made her famous, and then he tried to return her

to her rightful owners, the Italians.

And, and they didn't see it that way.

Oh. Oh, you missed the spot.

- Where,

- God, it looks perfect.

- Oh, not too perfect. I hope it looks too perfect.

Nobody buys it.

So when people buy old art, they want it to look historic.

So they're paying for the, the scratches and the bumps

and the dents and the, you know, the imperfections.

- Huh? That's what I love too.

- You're crowding me. I

have to go.

Have you ever been to an auction before?

- No. I can't say I have. - Yeah.

- Well, welcome. We are so happy to have you here.

Please go and see Mr. Huntington.

I know he would love to greet you both.

Looking for really? He's, he's right over there.

- You can join, please. The receipt. Everyone,

the auction will begin in five

- Minutes.

Oly Olympia, your beauty takes my breath away.

- Hello, Mr. Pepitone. What should I be on today?

Not number 42 is interesting.

And the, the Dr painting of the wind,

there's something special about it.

Chocolates my favorite. Thank

- You.

Chocolates. To open the door to her lady's heart

and flowers for forgiveness.

- Oh, I'm glad it's not flowers then. Me

- Too.

Do I have any serious competition here today?

- 10 is looking for something for his wife.

And the Carla sisters are here.

And there's an aid in O'Brien.

- Not serious at all.

- We now have a fine painting by Alpfa Spear, Bearden

of landscape called Winter of the Rhine.

Shall we start the bid at 1000? $1,000? 2000.

Bidder number 32. 3,500. 5,000.

5,000 to panel number 27 7. 7,000. 10,000.

10,000 on the phone. 12 12,000 bidder Number 27.

15,000.

15,000 to panel number 97 19 $19,000.

20,000. Yes. On the phone.

Looking for $23,000. 23,000, please. $23,000.

- 24,000. - $4,000. 26,000.

- 28,000, 30,000.

31,000, 33,000, 35,000.

Come on, O'Brien. You're gonna have to do better.

- 36,000. 36. - Since when are you in the Dutch landscapes

- Today?

What is your fancy sir?

- 40,000. Put him out

- Of his misery.

50,000. $50,000. Pounded number 40.

Going once. Going twice. It's all yours.

So to bid number four. Thank you, sir. Cash only, please.

- Is it always like this? - Oh yeah. It just takes two.

Epione and O'Brien are proving that today.

You know, Huntington paid nothing for

that painting. They were fighting over.

- Yeah. We'll, what's nothing?

- A hundred dollars. What?

- I know you.

Yeah. Hi. Can I get the Packer Gallery?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is perfect for what I need for You wanna buy it?

Danny, I'm not gonna be able to buy your car.

I just want to rent it front of you. Ah, come on.

She's not for rent. I'll give you a

thousand dollars for three hours.

Hello? Hello. Hello. Is this, it's Fred Fisher. Yes. Yes.

This is Franklin Kennedy here with the Heart Campaign.

We have a very important man, very important donor who,

who would quite like to pay you a little visit this Sunday?

How does that sound? Oh,

- We're closed on Sundays.

- Oh, you are? You are. Well, sorry.

Hold for me, please, Mr. Vanderbilt. Oh, so sorry.

They're closed Sunday, sir. Wait, wait.

- Of course we can be open. Of course.

- Oh, are you? Oh, oh, that's very good. That's very good.

And I suppose I'll see. Well, he'll see you.

He'll see you on, on Sunday.

- Welcome, Mr. Vanderbilt. Come in

- Car.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Mr. Fisher. What a beautiful spot.

A worthy facility for what I hear is a,

an important art collection.

- Well, sadly, in need of repair and renovation, I'm afraid.

But perhaps that's

- Why I am here.

Yes, yes, yes. My family and I have heard good things about

- You.

You have. Hmm. Thank you.

I really thought we weren't on anyone's radar out here. Oh,

- That's poppycock Fred, come on, please.

You have important work here. You know, that

- My volunteers and I are the only line of defense. Oh, oh.

- Laser alarm systems, or, or,

- Oh, no, no.

We can, we can never afford such things.

- It is quite something in person.

- Our most prized piece, of course,

when the Founders Masters collection works

by Rembrandt weren't as hard to find on the open market.

- Now, of course they are.

Most of them are in places like this looked

after by men like you.

- Thank you,

- God. I hope

- Caucus is hiring - Perfect candidate.

Loved by everyone, but one woman. Too many.

And now he's gonna resign after you told me.

Don't worry about it. And got me to donate $50,000.

- I'm sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to say hi.

And, and congratulations, by the

- Way. On what?

- Oh, this is Kevin Deley. He's our leading

fundraiser among the volunteers.

- A sucker ball in every minute.

And you know how to find them. Nice job, kid.

- Excuse us. - I meant congratulations on the auction.

I, I was there the other day.

- Oh, you - Were? Yeah. You brought that beautiful,

the Dutch landscape with the, the windmill.

- Oh, yes. That was a beautiful landscape.

- It was. Kevin, it's time to go in.

- Yeah, no, I'll, I'll, I'll catch up. Alright.

- Worst 50,000 I ever invested on sending hot.

Not the painting. It is an interesting painting. Yes.

- It, it's, it's beautiful.

But it's, I mean, I think it's a copy.

1650 circular re brandand,

but not done by the Mazda. You know?

- Go on. - It's a good copy. It's a good copy.

Probably done past a hundred years, but I don't know.

The original would be in a museum. Right.

- Of course. It's a copy. The real piece is in Stockholm.

But still a nice piece to show your friends.

I read about that theft at the packing museum the other day.

Old Fred Fisher. What an ass he got. What was coming?

- I have to agree. He's an ass.

- They say someone from this political campaign called them

a few days before.

Now, who would do that?

You don't.

- This is a disaster.

- This whole thing has been a waste of time. It's the

- Long run's.

The long run, my boy.

- Hey, sport. How's it going? Down in the trenches? Yeah.

Yeah. You guys know this guy is very good at raising money.

And apparently I am too.

Except I don't really know how I'm doing it.

- Yeah, you - Must be devastated by it's news.

- Oh, it's Kevin now. Kevin

- Kimball.

Tyler, do you not remember me?

I donated twice because of you. It's all right.

- I don't care. I'm a big fan of Gary Hots. I am.

I, I'm Kimball Tyler. Ah. What? No, he excuse.

Nice to see you, dude. I am Kimball Tyler. What do mean?

Sorry. Can you, can you just get out of the way? What?

I'm Kimball Tyler. Who are you man?

- Perkins. What the hell is Perkins? What

- Mr. Tyler?

How I help you? This guy's trying to impersonate me.

- This man is stealing my son's identity. I don't know.

I think it's a police matter by now.

- Hey. Wow. What are you doing here?

- You wanna go main with me - Right now? Yeah. I'm in

- Class.

I just saw this beautiful 45 acre lot.

I, I can't afford it, but it's beautiful

- Getting trouble.

- You know what? I have an adventure with me.

- Let's go.

- Kevin Deley.

- Yeah, Kevin, - Put your hands behind your head.

You under arrest for embezzlement identity theft

and for improper use of government campaign funds.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can

and will be used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed

for you if you decide to have

- Come on moving five miles boys this beach.

It better be spotless by sundown laundry duty.

If you don't pull your weight Dead seagull.

- All right? All right. Stay where you are.

Stay where you are.

I got only a few chicken salads,

special chicken salad sandwiches today.

If everyone else bologna, mayonnaise, bologna with cheese,

both guaranteed to make him constipated or shit your pants.

Ha. Alright, show me what you got Stu?

I got a half a cigarette. Gimme a sandwich.

You call that a half a smoke. That's all I got.

It's like two puffs

because I like you and 'cause you're handsome.

Sit down. Forget you guys.

You newbie next. Come on Kevin.

Kevin Deley full cigarette. Nice one chicken salad.

Yep. One chicken salad sandwich for Kevin.

No, I was thinking one chicken salad a

day for the rest of the week.

You guys hear this? Bozo? No. Kendo.

I operate my business on a day-to-Day basis. Right.

Sorry, I didn't understand. I Oh yeah. Wow. Come back.

Where are you going? Where'd you get those?

We have a deal one week

of the good treats one week.

And I don't owe you any favorites. You understand Kevin?

Yeah. Right. I understand.

Oh, did you see that full skip? I saw you did too.

You did too. It's four. Open your fricking eyes.

That's cool. Yeah. Who's your favorite painter?

Rebrand. Rebrand? Yeah. Well, nice work.

Rebrand Rembrandt. Ha.

Maybe we could draw the cover of my new album.

You had other albums.

Ah, when I get outta here,

I'm starting a new band this time.

I have my own one. Hey Rembrandt,

you seem to know a lot about, huh?

My last band was called The Vermeers.

Wanna know why I used to jam in a real art gym?

Famous one named that. That lady in Boston.

You know who I'm talking about? Isabella Stewart Ghana.

Yeah. That bro. So get this.

I was filling in for a drummer one night on the Fenway.

After the show, the guitarist Roger wanted us

to hit up his usual jamming spot.

- You guys wait right here. I

- Was pretty Logan, so I didn't pay attention to the place.

But it looked big and it felt expensive. New

- Guy.

The name's Connor. Yeah. Okay. New guy.

My name's Roger. Okay,

I'm gonna charge you when Joe's not here.

Joe is not here.

So I'm gonna be in the basement jamming.

Hey, we take security very seriously here.

- Did you order four pieces?

- Yeah. Two pepperoni, one works,

and one cheese. Man

- Food is strictly forbidden.

How's it? You worked here longer than I have.

- Wine is ice. Can you take a size? Man?

You, you could take two. It's okay.

- After a few hours of jamming in the basement,

I sober it up and had to piss like a race horse.

And that's when I realized I was in the museum

and there was valuable stuff everywhere.

Jesus. Bologna sandwich.

And that's how we came up with the bads name, the Vermeers.

You get it? Yeah. I got it.

We're gonna call ourselves the Rembrandt

from another band already used.

That name was named

after that painting of the dudes on a boat and a storm.

And the one guy, I think it was Jesus in the picture,

looked a lot like Roger Storm on the Sea of Glee.

Yeah. Storm on the Sea of Galileo.

How much do you think something like that is worth?

Thousands. Probably have to pay a ton

of royalties to use the image.

I wonder who would sue us. So since he had us is dead,

it's worth millions.

- Wait, what? - Millions.

It's the only cscap right. Brand ever painted. So no shit.

I could have taken it right off the wall. Alright. Alright.

- Don't - Move. Show me your ass wasn't your hand.

- It's sunglasses, man. - What are you doing up here?

- I, I was just looking at the painting.

- What are you doing up here?

- I'm with the band. I was looking for the bathroom.

- You can't be up here. The bathroom's downstairs. Let's go.

Alright, let's go.

- Okay, man. Chill. - How is a good gym, man?

- We're all kind on stoner. - Hey, gimme the tape.

- The security tape. - I don't,

why don't even stealing my music, man.

Okay.

- Yeah. - I'm going home.

You just like clock me out in like an hour.

- Okay. - And that was that.

I always thought that place would be an easy Rob plans done

and executed evidence.

Taken away the perfect crime.

What'd you say that guy's name was the God.

The God's name was Connor. Connor.

But everyone called him Kid Con break

- Time's over ladies, back to work. Get a move

- On.

We're coming.

- Huntington. What's the issue? Buck?

Your girl here is telling me I'm a liar. I

- Didn't call you a liar.

I just said I have reservations about the piece.

- Excuse us a moment. What is going

on with you today? Please

- Don't insult me.

He says it's a henchey and it's not

- Enlighten me.

Well

- The signature is missing. Among other issues.

- Issues. Yes. Telling will take it.

- What? - Tell him thank you very much.

And we will include it in the spring. Treasures auction.

- Oh. Even though it's not by the artist.

Thank you very much. And we will include it in the spring.

Treasure's auction.

- Of course you will. $25,000 reserve Missy.

- I'm sorry, but the last 10 sheet we consign at a

$5,000 reserve.

Sir

- Huntington, - Is everything okay? Buck?

- As a matter of fact, I'm getting a little annoyed.

Maybe I should take my business somewhere else. No, no,

- No, no, no.

20 5K

- Huntington.

Next time hire someone who knows something about art,

not just a pretty face.

- Jesus Mary Joseph.

- And this whole God is happier than

Ronald McDonald back there.

Ah, God.

- Ah. - I need a cigarette.

He's talking about it. I gave you six last week.

I gave you four more this week. I smoked them already.

I'm not gonna make it. I'm not.

How can these guys be in here for years?

Because they've killed their spirits.

Theyre not sad or happy. They're just walking dead.

You're right.

What would you do if I could get you outta here tomorrow?

Oh, this place is a fortress.

Believe me. I've thought about it.

Yeah, but if you have something they

want, you could be out in no time.

I have something that, that they want. Yeah.

What do you have?

I have a red brandand.

A red red painting. I have a red brandand. A good one.

If you are not bullshitting me, I can handle this.

We'll both be out tomorrow. No. No, not me. Just you. Okay.

I got a few months left. My name is not involved.

If it comes up, I will blame you. Do you understand?

Calm down. I'm no rat. Do you understand?

Maybe you'll help me on the outside horse.

I'll help you on the outside. I got connections.

Where is it?

He's trapped under my bed in my apartment.

Frankly, I could use someone getting it out of there.

- Let's get one thing straight.

If this was my decision, we would never be here arranging

for a known felon

to get outta jail in exchange for a painting.

He likely stole.

- But we are here, aren't we? So why don't you put away the

heroics and this and that about

what an upstanding guy you are.

'cause you, feds are just a handyman of people like me.

You want the painting or not?

What's he doing here?

- Do you know Mr. Pepperoni?

- Of course. I know all the north than guineas.

I'd rather not be this close to one.

- Good to see you again too. You lay sha mick.

- We need someone to authenticate the

alleged Rembrandt painting.

Pepto turns out to be one

of the few people that can do it by sight.

Can't really call a Yale school about history can

and then have a doctoral thesis written about

it. Yeah, I was surprised too.

- He'd throw me under the bus Any chance he got?

No, I don't agree to this. Let

- Me take a look at the painting.

O'Brien. I'll know in a few minutes

whether we've all been had by

- Mr.

Bobby, the rat. Jesus Christ. Show him the painting.

- Keep you dirty. Fingerprints off the canvas sport.

- You so legit.

- You should have kept it. O'Brien.

This is worth more than a hundred.

If you bought me the rats,

you're gonna look great in your collection.

But you still don't have a remand, do you?

- No. Too much downside for something that came

through those channels.

- Is it real? Is it real? Of

- Course it is.

It's an early Rembrandt painted in twenties.

- No, that was way more than just a favor for your father.

Rest his soul. You owe me. Of

- Course I do. Of course I do.

- $100,000 and interest is growing every week

because you have involved me in something

that has the appearance of criminal activity.

- You're right, Mr. O'Brien. You're right.

- Thank you big. - Yeah.

- Thank you for getting me outta jail.

I, because you got me out. I, I brought you something

- I don't want it.

- Please. It's a token of my appreciation.

Take a look. Super Bowl ring Giants. 1987.

- Very nice. - It was really tough in there.

I couldn't have lasted much longer.

- Alright. No interest for a month then.

A hundred thousand dollars.

Now how did you get the painting?

- Some, some chump in jail. I, I talked about of it.

- And what was this chumps name? Heaven.

- Heaven.

- I was like, my dad couldn't get any worse.

- It's good to see you. Here is,

- Let's see, let's see.

We probably think this looks like a, an English watercolor

from the 1830s possibly by Yes.

JMW Turner. Yeah. That

- It, the Turner. Yeah. Yeah.

- Except for the paper not correct for the time period.

It's too smooth. Probably hot pressed

these yellows and oranges.

These are cadmium colors.

Not invented until 50 years after Turner died.

And, and the signature looks like it was done yesterday in

familiar handwriting.

I see. See, modern pencils have a, a soft gray tone.

They're not black and they don't leave an annotation.

- You're really good at this

- On behalf.

- I never meant to embarrass you.

- You didn't embarrass me. You lied to me.

- Yeah. - I'm, I'm sorry.

I just, I just, I don't have anything right now.

I really need this. Please.

- What do you have there? Olympia? Looks like a Turner

- School of Turner. My best

- Sided up two to 4,000.

- Franklin Martin, another alias. Really?

- Can I just meet you after work?

I, I I I, I really, I I, I'd love to talk to you.

- Not a chance. Here's your receipt.

Have a nice day

- For our first item today.

We have a previously unlisted watercolor by w Turner.

Signed. Let's start the bidding at 5,000.

Anyone. This is potentially a very

valuable piece.

2,500. 2,500. Anyone

Buck is at you.

I'll take it for a thousand dollars. 1000. Do I have 1100?

Well, going once, going twice.

Sold to Mr. Buckingham for $1,000.

And you've got a deal, my friend.

And now for the highlight of our auction today,

a painting entitled The Surrender of Brader

from the School of Diego Velasque.

Shall we start the bidding at $50,000?

- 50,000. - 50,000. 60,000. 60,000.

- 65. 65. - 80,000.

- 90 - 90,100,000. 100,125.

- 1 25. - 1 31 30

- 150,151.

- 61 61 75. - 1 75.

- One 90. - One 90.

- You know, it's just a copy. - How would you know?

- Obviously you have a much better nose than I do.

The smelling shit.

- Diego Rodrigo de Silva, Velazquez, court painter

for the Court of King Philip iv, king of Portugal

and Spain, one of the finest painters of Spain's Golden Age.

And the contemporary Baroque.

This is one of the finest examples of his work.

The Surrender of Brader dated 1634 to 1635.

- Where'd you learn all that from A comic book?

- Yes. - 200,000,

- 2 10, 2 22 32 42.

- 40 - $250,000

for the painting of the Siege of Brader

by Diego Rodriguez De Silva Velazquez

- 250,000.

Going once. Going twice.

- Excuse me, sir. - Hey, hey. How are you, Mr. Mray?

- Or should I say Kimball Tyler or Mr. Kevin Dearly?

- What? What can I do for you?

- I knew you were special when I met you.

I mean, raising thousands of dollars for

that loser candidate, then going to jail for it.

Walked into the Packet Museum

and a few days later, someone robbed it.

I'm sure it was you, wasn't it?

- No, I don't - Think so.

Then how did Bobby, the rat get his hands on it?

Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me for now.

- I didn't know you knew. Bobby.

What do you need, Mr. O'Brien?

It seems like you, you know more about

me than I know about myself.

- Hmm.

- A Rembrandt seascape. - I,

- It's not exactly one of these on the open market.

- I know. - It's in the museum.

- I know. I want it in my collection.

And you are gonna get it for me.

- I,

- No one has to know you ripped off the packet as long

as I get what I want.

Here you go buddy.

- You gotta run in the back. All right. Thank

- Go to 47 Atlantic Street.

They'll have your seed money.

St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner.

Every cop in town will be breaking up by fights

and hauling in drugs.

I suggest you use that to your advantage.

If you want the job to go smoothly.

And your sake, Kevin, it had better go smoothly.

Two paintings have been denied me in the last month.

I will not be denied another.

I will have a rebrand hanging on my wall or else. What

- The is wrong with you?

What? You screw up the

- Look.

Are you getting in the car or what?

- Sky's blackmailing me because he knows what I did.

And I doubt he's gonna stop there.

He doesn't get what he wants. That's why I need you

to help kind of.

Yeah. I met a guy inside. He knows the layout.

He knows how to get us in. He knows the gods.

They don't know him. So what's the plan? Reremembering?

Do you trust him? No, he's a lunatic.

Accomplices aren't exactly easy to come by.

We got a customer he wants to star on to see a gala.

Like who is the customer? Honestly, I think it's best.

He remains anonymous and not know.

Who, don't worry about it. The money's solid.

Here's your night shift. It's already stoned. Yeah.

He used to play in a band with me.

That's the guy he used to play in a band with me.

He talks I'm gonna silence his ass for good.

Hey, no, we're not gonna touch anybody. None of the guys.

It's not that kind of robbery. All right, come on.

- Damn freezing.

- You said they got in their Rembrandt, the guy Monet.

Wait, wait, what else they got? Wait, wait, wait.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

You're talking about more than one painting.

Look, Rembrandt, just go with me on this. Right?

I know you said you just wanted the one painting.

Maybe the two paintings. I got debts to pay to big people.

All right. I say we get as much as we can.

This looks like a big candy store

and could set us up for life.

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.

What are you gonna do with a bunch of stolen artwork?

I'll take care of that. I'll take care of everything. Right.

It'll work out. Trust me.

- Smile before you go to bed. - Smile

- When you arise.

Try and squeeze a laugh or two. Whenever you are satisfied.

- What time you got?

- It's your mother. - This Roger right on schedule.

- Who is it? - It's me, man. Who else looks like me?

Man, let me in, man. It's cold.

- You know the procedure.

You have to identify yourself before you get let in.

- I don't. - It's me, man.

- Connor had tofus with the alarm again.

- It's St. Patrick's Day, man. We should have green uniform

- Moving on outta here before I arrest your ass.

- What - The hell was that? Look down. Come down.

Didn't see our faces. Think deep was screwed.

They didn't see him. His planes going to shit.

Chef change. Let's do it.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- It it's good. - That's good.

- Yeah. Yeah. This is the Boston Police Department.

We heard of it. Disturbance this evening.

You need dog the door right now. This is the police.

Wait, what? Let's go get it open. Come on.

- Oh, okay. Okay. Open up - Sir.

- Okay. Okay.

Serious.

- Did you call the police? See me, sir? No.

- You want anything Ben? No, that part. Is that

- Yours?

No, it's, we got a reporter disturbance

scene. Him? Was that you? You

- Hear that smoke alarm went off in the back?

My my partner checked on it. It's just an old alarm

- Man.

That's your partner, man. Playing country

music all over the neighborhood. Yeah.

- That's kid Connor. He's part of my baby. He plays. It's

- Not a smiling man.

It's not smiling, man. Get him up here right now. Alright.

We need to get to the bottom of this.

- Get him up. Madison. - Call your partner right now.

- New day. The front desk To the front desk.

Kick to the front desk. It's an emergency.

See, we need you up here. Smoke another dude.

Dude, I'm not watching the front desk tonight. Get him.

- Hey. Hey. Can we see your come in now

or gonna arrest your friend for possession of marijuana?

Huh? Get him out here. Get him out here. Come on man.

- Get him deep behind your back. Come on. Get under

- Come sir. Come

- On Don. You don't have to do these.

- Hey, hey, hey. Stay where you are.

Stay exactly where you are. Here's where I can see him.

There's been disturbance. We're trying to work this out.

You go a bit next to your partner there.

- Don't look at me, okay? Don't look at me.

Don't look at me. Start.

I don't, I don't down get under arrest.

I'll sell for competition.

But my wrist here is tight. Don't look

- At me head down.

I need you to remain on the floor next to your partner.

Very good. All right. Til we get

to the bottom of this is disturb sits.

You got 'em. We're good.

Don't look at us. Put your heads down.

- Don't look at us. - Alright gentlemen.

This is a robbery. And you do everything we

say, no one gets hurt.

Do you understand that? Do you understand that?

- Yeah, man. Okay. - Hey, don't look at me.

All right, let's go.

- Let's go on your feet. Can we pee before we go?

Hey, you like to play games?

- It's so hot here. Alright, get down. Watch. Get down.

Hey, easy, easy, go.

- No, no, no, no. What are you doing to, man? See?

That's so he keeps his mouth shut. S for you.

- Read into the tape. You bastard. What are you doing?

What? It didn't have to be all that.

You can't just rough 'em up like that. Oh, who cares? Nope.

I care. Stick to the plan, Bobby. Come on.

Oh, with the plan.

Alright, let's get to work.

But what, when you roughed that guy up in there,

you made sure I didn't push the panic button, right?

Panic button. I talked to you about this. The panic button.

The silent alarm. Did he touch any alarm? I don't.

Did you just see him touch a panic button? I don't know.

Jesus Christ. Bobby, don't,

don't, don't touch anything.

Okay? We wait 10 minutes.

We hear sirens, we leave immediately.

What do you mean we're not doing this? 10 minutes.

Just stick to the plan. Okay? Stick to the plan.

10 minutes, please. Come on. God.

Fine. But you better be right about this.

I'm right about it. Okay.

- Ah, listen, they kind of seem not super mean.

Maybe they would let us go pee. You almost got us

- Killed.

Shut up.

- 'cause we didn't ask. Didn't they didn't ask.

Maybe we all forgot.

- See, - Calm.

Right, you.

Where are we? Start these three.

Damn it. Come on.

Hey, Jesus Christ, Bobby. You gotta be careful.

What are you doing? Huh? Stop. More shit.

If it's damage, I am being careful. Hey, slowing down.

What are you doing? And we gotta hurry up.

No, look, the guards are tied up downstairs. Right?

You are gonna get the TV tape.

The Boston Police Department's on the other side

of town, they're arresting people.

And kiss me on Irish shirts.

We got all the time we need just

slowly and carefully, right?

These are masterpieces. I got an idea.

You do things your way and I'll do things my way.

It's gotta fit in these two bags. Bobby, hurry up.

Cut it.

How close to the bobby? Close to the edge.

Come on, I got it. Come on. Don't fuck it up, Bobby.

Jesus Christ. Let me, lemme finish. Lemme finish.

How much is this worth me?

It's priceless.

- Very - Hurt.

I got it. I got it. I got it. Please. I got it. Hurry up.

What about this big one? It's on wood. Leave it.

Alright, listen. I'll get the security team.

You get the car, alright? And hurry up.

Wait, grab the tony, the collect this one. Okay?

But, but hurry up. Hey, we did it. Bobby,

- You said you wanted right?

You wanted to be a real cop. Well, you

- Shut up.

- Okay? Just shut - Up. Okay, shut

- Up.

Okay. Said there was a disturbance.

'cause they said that there was country music

playing in the neighborhood.

Listen, I don't, I don't know what you're thinking,

but that's not the direction I want the band to go in.

- We did it. Let's go. Oh my God. We're gonna be rich.

We're gonna be rich here, Bobby. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Just do me a favor. Yeah. Pull the cow over. No, no, no.

We gotta keep going. We gotta just a couple of miles clear.

All right. I understand that. But just pull the cow over.

I I got something to tell you.

What you talking about, Bobby? I gotta keep going.

We gotta keep going. What you talking about?

I I, I'm not asking you.

I I'm telling you to pull the car over, Bobby.

I'm not gonna pull the car out.

We gotta, we gotta off the car.

Hey, need to pull the fucking car over right now.

Pull the gun down. I'm not playing games with deal.

Jesus Christ. Bobby, put the gun down. Pull the car. Right.

Go right, right now. Pull.

Jesus, get out. Get outta the car. Getting out.

Put the gun down. I'm not playing games with you.

I'm not playing games. Alright. Leave the keys.

What are you doing, Bobby? The keys.

What are you doing, Bobby?

What are you doing? Gimme the keys to the car right now.

I'm not playing games anymore. Anymore.

This wasn't the plan. The plan has changed. Listen to me.

I promise you. However you think this is gonna go.

It's not how it's gonna go. What do you know about art? Huh?

You can't just sell this to your friends.

You think you're in control? I'm in control.

Joel, gimme the keys. I got you outta jail, man.

You were withering in there.

You're not that stupid, are you Kevin?

I caught myself outta jail. 'cause you're too stupid.

All that in jail was a game that you fell for.

I'm smart enough to know when I'm getting screwed.

No, you're not. I've been screwing you all along

and you've been enjoying it.

Now gimme the goddamn keys. Come on.

- Ah, - Gimme the key, sir. Now come on.

Gimme the key to jail. My girlfriend. Come man. Come on.

- Shut up. Shut. - Oh, come on.

- What the, - Oh, come on.

No, no, no.

Hey. No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

- What happened? What happened?

- What happened? Where's the paint? I don't have it.

You don't have it? I'm sorry. Hold it.

- You don't produce that painting.

We'll read about you in the obituaries. You have 24

- Hours.

I messed up really, really bad.

- How bad - I gotta get leave

down soon.

You don't have to come with me.

Do you want me to come with you?

Of course I do.

- I'm coming with you

- Over here.

I got something you're gonna want. Voila.

- Mm.

- I know what you have. And I don't want

us, I don't want it.

- Of course you want it. It's worth a lot of money.

- It's hot. It's too hot.

- Half the shit in here is hot. So what?

- This kind of heat could put you in prison for life.

I suggest you get rid of it.

- Nah, you are lost.

- Aiden O'Brien, please. This is Lou.

Tell him it's important. Bobby, the rat was just here.

He's got something I think you'd be interested

- In.

- Hey, Mr. O'Brien. Good to see you.

I was just gonna come see you. Of

- Course you were.

Of course you were

- Ate

- Oh, Christ on the

storm and the sea of cattle.

Yeah. Oh, it's sticky.

- Huh? - Smell it.

Smell it. What does it smell like?

- What does it smell like?

Don't know what smells like a glue.

When in coffee, it's weird

- And it's wet.

So you don't think the paint would be dry out to 400 years?

You are more than an idiot. Where's the real thing?

- But, but that's impossible. I I robbed the museum myself.

I ripped these off the wall myself.

- Oh really? You did?

This was painted in the last few months,

- Huh?

- Sh - Kevin.

- Kevin Deley. - How did you know?

- Hm? - How'd you know Kevin? Mr. O'Brien?

How did this doesn't make any I

can gimme a second.

I can get him back. Boss. I know where he lives

- Buried those paintings.

And Barry bobett a up with him.

- Consider it done. Where you going?

What are you doing with the paintings? Can't do that.

What the,

- What - The hell just happened?

- How many times have you delivered pizza

after hours at the museum?

- Like 40. 50.

The number can keep going up, man. I'm here all the time.

- What - Did they they say to you? Anything

- Gentlemen?

This is a robbery. Do what? You told me you won't get hurt.

- But you thought they were cops.

- I mean, they had fake mustaches.

And at least I thought they were fake mustaches.

- Why did you let the police in? I,

- Because they're the - Police.

- Right. But, but nobody's allowed in.

- They're, they're the - Police. Okay.

When did you realize they weren't real policemen?

- They weren't policemen. - No.

- I,

- I wanted to be a part of the FBI once.

They were trying to recruit me,

but I wanted to take my talents elsewhere.

- You never know. We can maybe help you with that.

- Yeah, I'm very talented. I'm smart.

I had straight B minuses throughout high school.

- Well, I'm here to help you.

- Yeah. Well, we could be friends. You know.

- Let me ask you a question. Yeah.

Where were you on St. Patrick's Day?

- I was, I was out on the avenue with some broads.

We had a great time.

- Oh yeah. Well,

I think you violated the terms of your release.

- How did I do that? - Where's the art?

- What art? - You know what I'm talking about?

- Hey, you walk in here. All friendly with me.

Now all of a sudden, you're Mr. Tough guy. Let

- Me ask you a question.

Do you like small damp,

cold cement spaces?

Bartering for cigarettes? Sandwiches?

- You trying to scare me? - Where were you on

St. Patrick's Day?

- Look for the third time.

I don't know nothing about no Rembrandt. Okay.

- Who said anything about Rembrandt?

- Sit down. - I'm all ears.

- Look, I had nothing to do with that robbery,

but I might know somebody who did.

- Hello? Yes. This is Olympia. What?

The, the car's been towed?

The car. The car's been Wait, what? The car's.

The car's been towed. Wait, where is where?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me, I'm so sorry.

We're coming ahead. Could you just gimme the address please?

- Hey, how you doing? I'm here for the 69 Javelin

for Olympia Hutchinson

- Ticket and Payment.

There you go.

Oh my God.

- Denver, Colorado

- Park.

You know, we should really reconsider this.

I don't think it's, is not as planned.

I know the FBI's looking for that, but

- We - Still make a lot of money

if we just hold onto the things for a little while.

Ain't O'Brien. He's a man of business.

I'm telling you he's gonna side with me.

I mean, we really could do something about it.

I am tired. Can we take a break please? No breaks.

We're walking and we're digging.

Well, I gotta carry everything.

I still think this is a stupid idea.

These paintings can make us a lot of money.

Yeah, we could all be rich. We could split everything.

- Ah, - God. Oh, what is that?

- Let's get some much. - You ready for this?

Never found the hidden compartment and he took your copy.

He never had the real painting. Oh.

What do you want to do? Keep it

- Well, no, no. I mean, we have a buyer,

- Right?

Yeah. I have a buyer, but a buyer

who will almost certainly kill me

as soon as I give him the paintings.

- We can't do that. - No.

He can do pretty much anything he wants.

- Unless, unless the trade happens in a public place.

- What are you talking about? - At the auction house,

we hide it in plain sight.

- We can't hide Storm on the Sea of Galilee in plain sight.

It everyone knows it's stolen.

- No, I, I have a painting his first voyage.

It's the same size. I got it at Brimfield.

We put this painting behind it. I take it to auction.

No one will know.

- That's perfect. You take it to auction, you,

you put a hundred thousand dollars reserve on it.

- A hundred thousand dollars

Huntington's never gonna go for that.

- It'll be the biggest commission of his life

and the biggest payday of ours.

This is our getaway money.

As soon as the auction's over, we're done. We're outta here.

This is it. Can you do it?

- I mean, it was my idea. Right?

Go home and get what you need.

I'll swing by and pick you up after the auction

- Morning. I,

- Yes.

Welcome to the auction. Is this your number?

- We play this right? We can get the price jacked up

- Then we'll need two bids.

- Right? It only takes two.

- Oh shit. What? Leaving town.

- Mr. Obra. Wait, wait, wait.

- I don't think so. Brian, listen to me.

What hand do you paint with? Listen

- To me.

Wait. No, get in the chair. You shit. Listen. Listen, okay.

- Okay. - You screw me over. No, no.

You had the paintings. They were mine.

- You made a side deal with Bobby.

- No, that's not what happened.

- Yeah, it is. You put a gun to my back.

He'd have killed me on the spot. What was I gonna do? Huh?

- I know what happened.

You robbed a guy that would Bobby the rat.

But he mucked it up. He got greedy.

But you were too smart for that.

He took your copies and you took the originals

and tried to screw me.

Swear Brian. So let me ask you, what hand do you bank with?

- What should I have my eye on today? Laci.

- Not 57. His first voyage.

- A most unremarkable painting.

- It's not what it appears to be.

It's, it's a rebrand.

- Excuse me. - There is a painting by Reverend Ben Ryan

hidden behind his first voyage storm on the Sea of Galilee.

- I see. I should have

bought you a larger box of

- Chocolate.

Where's the baby? Put the next nail in his eye.

- Ah. Open - Up. I in here. Yeah,

- I'm in here. The

- FBI - Open the door.

- Open up. - Agent cover. FBI.

Isn't this unusual?

Ah, I was just looking to buy some artwork there.

Oh, really? Always shop with no felons.

You shouldn't talk down to people you really don't know.

Yeah, we're looking for Kevin Daley.

- Ah, yeah. I give it

- Where were you on St. Patrick's Day?

- I was with my girlfriend, Olympia Hutchinson.

She, we were preparing the paintings for the auction today.

She's there right now.

- What happened to your hand? - Mr.

Big here was helping me stretch that canvas.

And you know, old eyes, right Jimmy?

He gets a little loose with the staple gun.

Isn't that right? If you got a moment,

the oxygen's about to start.

I could take you to see her if, if you gentlemen don't mind,

she could clear all this up for you.

- Yeah, let's go.

- If you don't mind.

As much as we admire police work, we've got things to do.

- Well. Well what? What about

that painting you were gonna buy?

- Oh, I changed my mind.

- Oh, I hate it. Lot. 57 at the auction. Today.

Might be something you're interested in. His first boy.

Very special painting.

Some might say there's nothing like it on the open market.

Nice to see you boys.

- Got a little blood on your suit.

- Boss. - Kevin, what really happened to your hand?

- It's like I said, obviously got a little loose

with the staple kind, but it's

hot to find a good apprentice. You know.

- $100, 200, $200. Do we have three?

300. 300? Do we have four? 400. 500. 500.

600. Do we have $800?

$800. Anyone?

- Hey Olympia, he has some questions for you.

- Hi. Hi. - Just so, just take a moment. St.

Patrick's Day evening, you were at home?

Yes. With your boyfriend?

- Yes. Kevin Deley. - And he spent the night,

- Of course we were working on the painting.

That's up for auction

- Until morning.

- Yes.

- Okay. That's all

- Great.

- Thank you. And now Lot 57.

His first voyage, a portrait attributed to Charles Horne.

I have a reserve here for 100,000.

Now that doesn't seem quite correct, Olympia. Yes

- It is.

- Oh, of course. Do I have $100,000? $100,000.

- 120,000. - 31. One 50. One 70.

- Sorry. 200,000. - 2 52. 50

- 300,000.

- 300,000. 350,000.

- 3 75. 400. 4 25.

- 4 25. Do I have five? 500,000.

$500,000 of Mr. Pepper to do? I have five 50.

5 55. 56. 50

- 700,000.

- $750,000. - 800.

- 800,000. Is it always like this? Do we have 850,000

- Has to be a very special painting.

- Hundred 50,000 going Must be a very special painting.

- 850,000. - 900,000. $900,000.

Will we get to 1 million?

- $1 million? - God, a million dollars.

$1 million for Mr. Pepper to do.

We have 1.1 million. Anyone?

No. Nobody for 1.1 million.

$1 million going once.

$1 million going twice.

Sold to Mr. Pepper for $1 million.

- I hope you paid

- A million dollars for a worthless painting.

- Perhaps I did, but you'll never know. Now will you?

You were so close,

- But - I denied you yet again.

- We now have blood 58. - Am I free to? Am I

- Free to go? No, no, no. Yeah, you're free to

- Go.

Your alibi checked out. No. Right.

But Kevin, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

- No, - Sorry.

- It's fine. It's - Great.

- 300, 400.

506 0 7.

700.

- How's your hand? Just

- Muck.

Little prick. Anyone for 800? This ain't over anyone.

Seven $50 going once. Going twice.

- Like I said, ever since I was a little boy.

I love paintings

and I love Rembrandt most of all.

And although I'm a little suspicious of how Pepitone managed

to bring back all that cash for Olympia just

before the banks closed,

I'm not gonna be losing any sleepover.

I was never really about the money.

I guess like Vincenzo perusia before me.

I just wanted my moment with a masterpiece.

My mother taught me to love art.

I know I've come to accept

that I'll never be a real painter.

I think she'd agree that the life I'm leading

now could be a work of art.

All of its own

- In.

Can I

I do

the truth.

Show

you.