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Yabadadi!
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Panono, Panini, Panonino, Panini
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The new adventures
of Panono, the nice druid.
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Hello, Panono. How are you doing today?
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I'm doing very well,
big yellow man floating in the air.
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But where is Mrs Tree?
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Oh, I don't know.
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-Let us call Mrs Tree.
-Oh, yes!
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Mrs Tree, Mrs Tree!
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Oh!
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Oh! But this isn't Mrs Tree!
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No, this is Oink-Oink.
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Hello, Oink-Oink. How are you?
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Oh, yes, but you know what ducks are like.
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Have you seen Mrs Tree?
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What?
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She is sad
and she doesn't want to see anyone?
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Oh, what can we do?
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Good idea, Oink-Oink!
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Let's call to her and sing her a song!
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Mrs Tree, all is well
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Come and sing with all of your friends
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We feel good, it is sunny and warm
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We feel glad in the land of Panono
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Woohoo!
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Mrs. Tree, all is well
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Come and sing with all of your friends
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We feel good It is sunny and warm
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We feel glad in the land of Panono
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Woohoo!
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Mrs Tree
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-He doesn't look any better.
-Mmm. No.
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And, er, it's not a great idea
to stare at the sun
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for a long time like that, is it?
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Well, it's safe enough.
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ASTÉRIX & OBÉLIX: THE BIG FIGHT
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Panono…
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Da-da-dum
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Maybe he had a heavy lunch today.
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What? Like a menhir, for example?
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They're not heavy.
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Right then, let's let him rest.
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The situation is grave.
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Getafix is still unconscious
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and our reserves of magic potion
have run dry.
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But do not worry.
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As soon as he's well again,
he'll brew some more,
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and we'll once again be invincible!
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Well, there's no hurry.
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It's not like
we're in any immediate danger.
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Hmm? What's that?
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Cassius Ceramix.
Always wanting a piece of the action.
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Grew up a nasty piece of work.
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Yeah. Those Gallo-Romans have
a habit of causing trouble.
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And a leopard can't change its spots.
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Still a dump here, I see.
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-Ave!
-Hello.
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Vitalstatistix,
I challenge you to the Big Fight.
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And by our law,
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the winner shall be made chief
of the loser's tribe.
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I know the rules, Cassius Ceramix.
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Haven't Gauls got better things to do
than fight each other?
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I am Gallo-Roman.
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Hmm! You're an appeaser.
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No, I'd rather say "a peacemaker", hmm?
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But enough of the chat! The fight will
take place at the next full moon.
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At the next full moon?
But it's not long, it's…
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Exactly.
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So then, ave!
I turn my back on you, future loser.
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Me, not you!
We go round in a circle if we all do it.
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-Hello, everyone.
-Huh?
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Getafix! Is he all right? But… Getafix!
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Well, tell me, Bob.
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What's with the outfit? Do you think
you're the Great Lizard or what?
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Turn around, quickly!
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Us or you?
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Don't get clever with me,
or I'll have you! Hup, hup, hup!
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Getafix, how are you? You feeling okay?
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Not well, Kimberly.
The FTSE is down 100 points today.
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-What?
-This is not good.
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-A hundred points is a lot.
-Mmm.
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Obelix, go to the druid's hut.
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Take a pot
and any ingredients you can find.
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We need to know if our druid
can still make the magic potion.
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No, no, no, no.
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We simply have to make
the parking area bigger.
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There, we cut more trees down.
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We've cut down so many though.
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I know, madam.
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But there are horses, cattle,
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Hannibal's coming now,
so there'll be elephants too!
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Where are they all gonna go?
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We've been cutting trees down,
so these animals can have space…
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Oh, wow!
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But do we really need to build all this
when it's only gonna be two guys fighting?
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No, Potus,
it is not just two guys fighting.
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It is Caesar's triumph,
and we have to welcome him accordingly.
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Huh? Caesar's here?
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No, but he's arriving tonight.
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Wait a sec. Caesar Caesar?
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Er, yeah.
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-Tonight tonight?
-Or tomorrow.
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Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy.
Show me the lodge for Cleopatra.
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Cleopatra Cleopatra?
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Potus! Can we talk for a sec?
We have a big issue.
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What? No "Ave" any more?
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The druid's alive!
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Huh? Impossible.
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-He was squashed by his own menhir.
-He was not squashed at all!
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He's in the village,
having a laugh, in great shape.
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Ah, bummerus.
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Well, I'll handle it.
You go back to training.
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Huh? I'm going back home.
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I didn't become a Gallo-Roman
to be on the losers' team.
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Good. So tell me. What do I do?
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Well… put the ingredients in the pot
and prepare some magic potion.
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Whoa, keep your hair on.
I'm going to do it.
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How feisty she is!
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A bit of this, there.
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And strawberry. Ah!
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-There we are…
-Looks like he remembers the rec…
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Woohoo! Again, guys?
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-Oh, that was so much fun.
-We're gonna need another pot.
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What are they doing?
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No!
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Ow, ouch! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Ow!
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I'm sorry, gentlemen.
This one didn't go "boom".
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Well, then, it might be the right one.
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I'll taste it.
It could be 'cause of my menhir…
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No, Obelix.
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Ow.
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Even when it's not magic potion, still no!
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-I am your chief. I'll try it.
-Ow!
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Yes, but if you go "boom",
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Cassius Ceramix will be our chief
without having to fight.
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-No. What we need to taste it is…
-Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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That.
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Ah!
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Ow.
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Ah, thanks, guys. It's hot in here.
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-Mmm. Come on then.
-Is that you, Omnibus?
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-No.
-Is that you, Lastofus?
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-No.
-Sidvicius?
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-No.
-Monotonus?
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-No.
-Beetlejus?
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Still wrong. I'm Obelix.
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And the dog is Dogmatix.
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Your names don't end in "us"?
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-No. Have a guess where you are.
-Oh, no!
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Take the pot off your head.
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No, I know who you are.
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You're gonna hit me.
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At least I'm protected in here.
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Get out or I'll get you out!
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I knew you'd hit me. You can't be trusted.
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No, we're just gonna give you
some soup, and that's all.
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That's all?
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That's all.
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Here, try, it's good.
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Ah.
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Give my compliments to the chef, yeah?
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I won't bother you much longer.
I imagine you're all rather busy.
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I'm gonna get going.
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Er?
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What have you done to me?!
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No, still not right.
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Oh, he's turned green!
How did you do that?
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Now, look, don't worry, Roman.
We'll sort it out.
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-Mm-mmm.
-Mmm.
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-Mmm?
-Mmm.
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BY JUPITER, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!
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Huh?
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Hmm…
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-Hmm?
-Er…
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Er, I'm here.
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-Here, here.
-Yeah. There.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I really like it.
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Hmm. Those colours are nice.
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Stop it!
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I just want my skin how it was before,
with my young girl's complexion!
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Okay, one last try
and we'll leave you alone. Hmm?
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Huh? Oh!
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I've got my complexion back!
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Like a peach.
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Oh, maybe it's the magic potion.
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Yeah. How do you feel, Roman?
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Great. Yeah, great.
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I feel so light.
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Very light.
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Er, he's flying. He's flying away!
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-Well, catch him then!
-I'm flying away!
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At last!
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So, er, I've got bad news.
The druid's alive.
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What?
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Really? You saw him then?
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Yeah, but there's good news.
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He's nuts, completely crazy.
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He can't remember
how to make the magic potion.
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He makes potions to change colour and fly.
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Are you sure?
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Well, look at me! What do you think?
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Excellent!
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Victory will be mine.
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What's taking him so long?
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm here. Just warming up.
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Chop chop!
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One, two, one, come on!
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Give it more! That's pathetic!
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What is this? Get down, now!
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-Huh?
-Get off that shield now, by Taranis!
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Your bearers don't fight.
It'll just be you!
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One, two, one, two, come on!
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Knees higher, come on!
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Concentrate on your balance!
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One, two, one, two, come on!
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So slow.
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Yeah. A bit lacklustre.
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Come on, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
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To think he's the only one
that could find a potion to cure him.
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Well, you know,
potions can't fix everything.
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Yeah. But hang on.
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Didn't you once mention that a friend
of Getafix's cures people without potions?
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Oh, yeah! Apothika!
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Oh, no, not that awful quack again, no!
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Yes! Our druid had an injury to the head,
and she is a doctor of the head.
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Quick, do some cardio.
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Apothika lives a few hours walk
from our village. So let's go!
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Chief, your wife is right.
We need Apothika.
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And you can tell her
about your eating disorder
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while you're there.
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Pidiped, I do not have an eating disorder.
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So there.
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Now if you don't mind,
I really must be on my way.
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I have a village to save.
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-All right. You go, Obelix.
-What?
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Yes, chief!
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Er, if anyone should go,
it really should be me.
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-Because I'm normally… the one who goes.
-Yeah, but this time ain't normal.
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-'Cause the chief chose me to go.
-Yeah.
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I prefer you to stay here…
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…with us, Asterix.
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But it might be a bit
too much responsibility for Obelix, no?
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No, no. I'll be okay, thank you.
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-You'll be okay?
-More than okay.
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The chief said go alone, I don't need you.
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Maybe 'cause when you're on your own,
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you've a habit of throwing
menhirs at people.
251
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Oh, really, do I?
252
00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,250
It'd be better I went instead.
253
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,333
It strikes me that you want to be
the only hero in this story.
254
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,416
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
255
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,333
-No, but no. But no.
-Yeah, but yeah. No.
256
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,500
-No, you, no!
-You, no!
257
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,333
-Me, yeah. You, no.
-Me, you? Me, yeah.
258
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:19,625
-Me, yeah!
-Me, yeah!
259
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,666
-Me, yeah! You, no.
-Hey, you!
260
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,708
You two give me such a headache.
261
00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:26,333
You shall both go! Your chief has spoken.
262
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,000
Hmm!
263
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,875
Work on your core!
264
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,166
Dig deep now! Come on, come on!
265
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:58,916
And one!
266
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,125
Lunch break?
267
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:04,416
Come on, try to hit me! Too slow!
268
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,791
Come on!
269
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,083
-We are looking strong.
-Yep.
270
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,958
I normally see the amphora half-empty,
but this time it doesn't look too…
271
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:22,500
…bad.
272
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,541
This is pathetic! Where's your right hook?
273
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,458
Where's your guard?
274
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:31,583
That lad is a savage brute.
He will pulverize you!
275
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,500
Let's go again.
276
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:46,291
Tomorrow?
277
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,958
There's only today!
278
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,708
There is no tomorrow!
279
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:53,375
There is no tomorrow!
280
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,541
I'm wondering if bats are edible.
281
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,833
Seriously, Obelix? We're here to find
the woman who'll cure our druid.
282
00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:10,958
We're not here to eat bats.
283
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,208
Which sounds like a terrible idea anyhow.
284
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,208
Mmm.
285
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,166
Hmm?
286
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,166
Hmm?
287
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,250
Huh?
288
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,416
He thinks he's a wild boar.
289
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,833
This Gaul's crazy!
290
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,208
That's a good sign. We must be nearby.
291
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,166
He's made me hungry.
292
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,125
-Hmm?
-Hmm.
293
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,250
Enter, if you please.
294
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,708
-You may sit down.
-Hmm?
295
00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:44,541
Please forgive my accent.
296
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,750
I'm a Goth.
297
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,750
Uh, the…
298
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:13,875
The guy we saw just now,
does he still think that he's a wild boar?
299
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,916
Why, of course.
I taught him how to behave.
300
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,125
It's less obvious.
301
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,375
Ah.
302
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,250
So, what brings you to me?
303
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,666
-Getafix is very ill…
-Our chief asked me to come…
304
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:27,666
Er, forgive me, would you, bitte?
One of you speak.
305
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,250
Yes, of course. Your friend Getafix
is sick and we're out of magic potion…
306
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,791
-Asterix takes over, again.
-Obelix, we're running out of time.
307
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:35,833
No, no, carry on.
308
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:38,625
I'm the one who our chief sent,
but this keeps on happening.
309
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,875
He always talks for both of us!
310
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:43,791
He's okay with it when I finish
his sentences during a speech.
311
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,458
"Asterix can talk for the both of us",
when it suits you.
312
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,041
Come, Obelix,
let's not row in front of her.
313
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:54,541
Apothika, your old friend Getafix
has lost his wits, because Obelix threw…
314
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,000
There we are, as usual.
315
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,333
It's always the same,
always because of Obelix.
316
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,791
Since I was a boy,
when I fell in the magic potion.
317
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,458
-Look, it's 'cause of you we're here, no?
-Asterix.
318
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,875
You really must stop
reproaching him like this.
319
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:08,166
-I don't always reproach him like this.
-You do!
320
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,500
It stops you communicating.
321
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,583
You see, Asterix?
You stop us communicating.
322
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,166
Okay, okay, you're right.
Sorry I have a view.
323
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,541
Hmm. Ja.
324
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,708
I know what this situation calls for.
325
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:24,000
-You are now Asterix.
-No, I'm Obelix, and he's Asterix.
326
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,500
Pretend. It's a role play.
327
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,666
-It's a game.
-Ah. All right.
328
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,708
Describe yourself as if you're Asterix.
329
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:34,625
As if I were, er…
330
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,333
All right, here goes.
331
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,583
I am Asterix.
I'm the smartest warrior in the village.
332
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,333
I am just so perfect.
333
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,666
I don't eat much,
unlike Obelix who gobbles it down.
334
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:51,791
-Hmm. Interesting. Continue.
-No, no, no. Not interesting at all.
335
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,291
We'll stop now. Apothika!
We're here for one reason, and that's all.
336
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:59,375
Asterix, oh, the "reason".
But what is reasonable?
337
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:03,208
Because you see, it could be
that losing control is reasonable.
338
00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:05,083
Losing control?
339
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,375
I would adore that.
340
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,250
I would love to lose control.
341
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:11,666
I'd love to be carefree
and wonder if one could eat bats.
342
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,541
Oh, yeah. But I can't do that. Oh, no.
343
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:17,041
Because who plays bad cop
in this story? It's me!
344
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:18,833
Yours trulix. Oh, yeah!
345
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:22,166
It's Asterix who says, "Careful".
Asterix who finds solutions.
346
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,625
Asterix who says "Let's go".
Asterix who does it all.
347
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:28,375
Because if Asterix isn't here,
nothing happens, ever! Nothing at all!
348
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,958
Gut. So now how do you feel?
349
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,666
Better!
350
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:35,791
Hmm.
351
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,708
I really do. Yeah.
352
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:44,041
Apothika, Getafix really needs you.
353
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,416
We all really need you.
354
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,375
Das freut mich sehr, Obelix.
355
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:54,875
Okay.
356
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,791
Are we going now? Or what?
357
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:05,083
Metadata? Deary me.
Deary, deary me! Metadata!
358
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:09,333
-So tell me, what was your village like?
-Ugly.
359
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,333
-No columns, no aqueducts, thatched roofs.
-Ah.
360
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,750
-So it was authentic.
-Ugly.
361
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,500
Metadata, Caesar's arrived.
362
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,000
There's a crowd and lots of horses.
Loads of 'em. It's gonna be tight.
363
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:23,458
I did tell you we had to cut down
more trees. Don't say I didn't warn you!
364
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:24,875
Er, Caesar Caesar?
365
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,541
Oof!
366
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,625
Oh, just leave me alone.
367
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:38,625
Fifteen days to get here,
and the plebs can't cook pasta.
368
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,875
Such a very thoughtful birthday gift.
369
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,916
Ave, Caesar. Good day, madam.
370
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
-Yes, yes, hello.
-Was your journey good?
371
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,708
We got held up in Lugdunum,
but on the whole it went extremely well.
372
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,208
Ave, Caesar!
373
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,500
And so, this is our champion,
Cassius Ceramix.
374
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,625
You look taller than you do on coins.
375
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,250
And so,
how is this fight looking now, Insta?
376
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,833
My name's Metadata.
377
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,291
Er, good, very good.
378
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,333
Mmm.
379
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,916
Are you about to succeed
380
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
where the best of men
have failed before you?
381
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,250
Ugh, that's hardly a surprise.
I always wanted a daughter.
382
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,875
I had to change the colour
of the mosaic in your nursery.
383
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,916
Took me three weeks!
384
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,208
All right then, Simon.
385
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,875
Why don't you come to the salon
for a blow-dry next week,
386
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,208
and I'll see what I can do.
387
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,416
Oh mensch, was ist passiert?
388
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,416
Getafix, are you in there?
389
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,958
It's Apothika, your very good friend.
390
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,666
Geto? Erinnerst du dich mein, Geto?
391
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:43,416
Oh, Gott. Interessant.
392
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,750
Nach gut. So how did he lose his reason?
393
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,625
Er, he was hit by a menhir, like that.
394
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:53,625
Obelix, what have you done?!
395
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,625
She… She wanted to know! I showed her.
396
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:57,208
-Yeah, but not like that.
-Oh.
397
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,166
Get her out!
398
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,541
Apothika, you okay?
399
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,625
Quack, quack.
400
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,333
Look, there's nothing wrong
with her, is there?
401
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,291
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