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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes
and calls me to His kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all
you sons of bitches when I go ♪
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My turn.
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Hell no.
Hey, man, let me drive
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that thing, come on!
Do not touch the trim!
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Ooh. Ahh. Ahh.
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Good Lord!
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Early,
what happened, man?
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I tweaked my back out.
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I'm putting me ina neon kit.
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Gonna light up likethe 4th of July
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every time I revthat engine.
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Flip the switch now.Come on!
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Alright.
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Ahh!Wrong switch! Ahh!
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That's my low-ridelift kit! Ahh!
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How 'bout this one?
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Ooh!Look at that!
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I know. Ahh!
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Looks badass! Ahh!
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Headed to the pharmacy.
Ahh.
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W-With that gun?
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We're gonna negotiate
my copay.
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You know, Early,
I found a solution
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for my traumatic
back injury,
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and it don't involve
shredding my stomach lining
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with fistfuls
of aspirin all day.
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When did you get
a traumatic back injury?
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It's a damn trailer hitchteabag for you!
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Nope.
Don't ring a bell.
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My point is,
I tried everything
to ease the pain,
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but I got no relief at all,
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'til I discovered
Kundalini yoga.
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[ Bones cracking ]
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Oh, you went
to that mosque, huh?
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Where they turn you
into a gay?
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No, it ain't a mosque,
Early.
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Just come down and meet
my guru, Yogi Daniel.
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He'll fix you right up.
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Hell, no!
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Ain't gonna brainwash me
into joining ISIS.
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I'm the foremost expert
on that damn Muslim stuff
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at any bar around here!
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Well, can a Muslim
do this?
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[ Bones cracking ]
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[ Inhales ]
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[ Coughs ]
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[ Inhales, squeaks ]
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I'm trying to quit.
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Daniel:
Take a deep breath for me,
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and exhale.
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[ Bell chimes ]
Wonderful.
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Here, get one of them
loaner mats over there.
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And kneel to Mecca?
I won't do it!
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-Damn it.
-[ Laughs ]
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Well, well.
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Funny seeing you here
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in a mosque, pastor.
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Well, it was good
while it lasted.
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Christian on Sunday,
Muslim on Monday.
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Aah!
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Sweet mother of whorehound!
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I rolled my eyes
in sarcasm too hard!
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Are you okay,
friend?
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Just a little pinch
in my back, imam.
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No need to turn me gay.
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-Here. Breathe deep.
-Don't touch me! Hey!
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Hang on, now! Whoa! Whoa!
-Shift your hips.
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-No, no, no, no, no!
-And...
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There we go.
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The pain.
It's gone.
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Now, I want you
to select a mantra,
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a simple phrase,
to ground you,
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bring you back
to your breath.
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My mantra's gonna be,
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"Go, Dogs, you silver britches.
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You hairy, junkyard Dogs.
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Sic 'em!
Woof, woof!
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We gonna step on their face
with a hobnail boot
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and break their noses.
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Lindsay Scott!
Lindsay Scott!
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Run, Lindsay, run!
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Lindsay Scott."
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Okay.
That's a little long.
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-Well, my temper's short!
-Oh, okay.
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Keep repeating that
to yourself
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while you hold
the stretch, okay?
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Go, Dogs, you silver britches.
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You hairy, junkyard Dogs.
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Sic 'em.
Woof, woof.
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[ Echoing ]
We gonna step on they face
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with a hobnail boot
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and break their noses.
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Lindsay Scott.
Lindsay Scott.
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Run, Lindsay, run.
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Lindsay Scott.
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♪♪
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What --
[ Echoing ] Go, Dogs,
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you silver britches.
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You hairy, junkyard Dogs.
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Sic 'em.
Woof, woof.
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We gonna step on they face
with a hobnail boot
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and break their noses.
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Lindsay Scott.
Lindsay Scott.
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Run, Lindsay, run, run.
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Lindsay Scott.
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I'm gay!
Oh, no!
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I'm gay!
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Somebody help me!
[ Bell chimes ]
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I'm gay!
Help me!
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Ohh, I'm gay!
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-Early, come back.
-I'm gay!
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It's okay.
You're okay.
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No, I ain't!
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If we're all one
in the universe,
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that means I'm one
with another man.
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I'm a gay, Yogi.
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You're not gay, Early.
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I think you're just
not angry anymore,
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not in pain,
and you're confused
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about what not having
those feelings means.
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I must be confused,
'cause my back feels so good,
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I'm ready to give
my whole life to ISIS.
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It's a yoga studio,
Early, not ISIS. Yoga.
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Oh, I get it.
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Sleeper cell.
Shhh!
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It's a yoga studio.
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Got a big sign
right above the building.
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Yoga studio.
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Go, Dogs, you silver britches.
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You hairy, junkyard Dogs.
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Sic 'em.
Woof, woof.
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We gonna step on they face
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with a hobnail boot
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and break their noses.
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Whoa! So we're doing
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that again, now, huh?
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I told you,
it ain't gonna work
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unless you surgically
remove one of your ribs.
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I'm done trying that.
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This here is ISIS.
Stretching, breathing,
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repeating phrases.
It's for health,
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and I ain't never
felt better. [ Groans ]
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Yeah, I know all
about what this is.
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Good luck to you,
buddy.
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Wait. Hell, I know
what you're thinking.
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It's a mosque.
But I'm telling you,
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if this here is what sharia law
is like, sign me up.
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Sharie's Law?
What happened?
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Another child
get snatched?
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Ain't you tired of that
walker? Look here.
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I'll show you how
to get rid of it.
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Pawn shop said they'd give
me five dolla for it.
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Aah!
-Get over here, damn it!
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Now, pick you some soothing
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words to repeat!
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Get the fuck
away from me!
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Alright, that'll work.
Now, you just repeat it.
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Get the fuck
away from me!
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You got to stretch while
you're doing it, though!
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Get the fuck
away from me!
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That's it. Just control
your breathing, now!
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Get the fuck
away from meeee!
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Oh!
-I can tell you're
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loosening up, Granny.
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Now, just go
with the flow!
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Hmm. You know,
I am feeling better.
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Oh!
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♪♪
[ Inhales ]
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And breathe.
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[ Wheezing ]
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Here.
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Arch your butt
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back!
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My front butt --
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oh! --
or my back butt?
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Both butts.
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All of them.
Come on!
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There you go.
Here.
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Link your vinyasa
to your pranayama.
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Chaturanga!
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You speaking Arabic
at me?
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I believe it is.
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There you go.
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Just look
at the bliss spread
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across your face.
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But we ain't allowed
to see that.
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Does this mean I'm
in al-Qaeda?
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Yes, it does.
Now, let's get you
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into town
and sign you up for some
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Muslim extremist
ISIS yoga classes.
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Wait, I want
to take my scooter.
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No, no.
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Ain't no females
allowed to drive.
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Come on.
Let's go.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold up, now.
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You're supposed to stay
five paces behind me!
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No, Papa!
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That's a good mantra.
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Say it again.
-It hurts!
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-Alright.
-Daddy, don't bend up my son
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like that!
-It's just yoga, Rusty. See?
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Don't be prejudiced,
just because ISIS
invented it.
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He's really doing yoga.
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I thought you were
pulling my leg.
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I will pull your leg,
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into the
Lord of the Fishes pose.
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-Oh. Oh!
-Hey.
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Get your hands
off my girlfriend!
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Ex-girlfriend.
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But, yes, my hamstring
feels pretty good.
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You need a mantra.
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You know
what a mantra is?
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Oh, like one of them
real big trucks?
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Like at the
mantra truck rally.
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[ Laughs ]
You silly boy.
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Namaste.
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It's Mama's Day?
Ooh!
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Happy Mama's Day, Tammi.
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Now, you got to loosen up
your hip flexors, you know?
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I don't want you pulling a glute
when your ass clapping.
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Hey, Blondie.
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You bring me an ice-cold
kabuchi, you hear?
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Early, get them veils
off my dancers.
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Some of these freaks
like the faces.
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No judgement here, but your
dancers could stand to be
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a little bit more flexible.
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Look at Cherries Jubilee.
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She's moving like
a damn scarecrow.
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Ugh! I begged her
to take a break
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after the tractor
rolled on her,
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but she got them bills.
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And you see all this loose
change on the stage?
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It's 'cause none of them
can bend down
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far enough to pick it up.
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Early, most of them's
pennies and nickles
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that J-Mad winged
from the back.
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[ Laughing ]
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I'd kick him out, but,
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he is my daddy.
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-Early?
-Yogi Daniel!
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I was just talking
about you!
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Namaste, my dude!
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Early,
we need to talk.
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Yoga changes lives, brother!
[ Laughs ]
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I can't believe I was gonna
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blow up your mosque.
-[ Nervous laugh ]
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Again, Early,
it's not a mosque.
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It's a yoga studio.
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You know, you could
make that your mantra.
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"It's not a mosque.
It's a yoga studio."
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Nah.
I like my mantra plenty.
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Fires me up and keeps me calm
at the same time.
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Kind of like what speedballing
used to do for me.
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00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,412
Listen to me, Early.
259
00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,915
You're running people
away from my business.
260
00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:19,999
You have to stop,
261
00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,001
and you have to stop
right now.
262
00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,669
I hear you, Yogi Daniel.
263
00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,713
People have to find yoga
on their own.
264
00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,757
You can't blow it up their asses
with a shotgun,
265
00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,092
even though I know you
would love for me to do that.
266
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,011
But, hey,
ISIS ain't for everybody.
267
00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,137
Gosh dang it, Early!
268
00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,097
It's not ISIS!
269
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,599
[ Gasp ]
270
00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,100
What the...
271
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,602
Go, Dogs, you silver britches.
-All beings have value...
272
00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,354
You hairy, junkyard Dogs.
Sic 'em. Woof, woof.
273
00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,939
We gonna step on their face
with a hobnail boot
274
00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,315
and break their noses.
275
00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:46,776
All beings have value.
All beings have value.
276
00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,069
ISIS ain'tfor everybody!
277
00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,737
Dang it, Early!It's not ISIS!
278
00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,864
-ISIS ain't for everybody!-Early, it's not ISIS!
279
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,574
-ISIS ain't for everybody!-It's not ISIS!
280
00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,117
-ISIS ain't for everybody!-It's not ISIS!
281
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,203
ISIS ain't for everybody!
282
00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,579
[ Sobbing ]
283
00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,039
What's happened to me?
284
00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,041
How can I be trusted
to spread a message
285
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:04,877
of serenity
and flexibility,
286
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,214
when I can no longer
control my own emotions?
287
00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,007
That's why I'm done
following you.
288
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,467
It's time for me to fly on,
289
00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,678
start my own,
unique brand of yoga,
290
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,054
proprietary!
291
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,180
Namaste, Early.
292
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,807
And I ain't using that word,
neither.
293
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,643
I'm gonna use my own words,
like "hibbety-jibbety"
294
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,478
and "whippety-dippety-do."
295
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,479
Don't use them!
296
00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,814
Them words are mine now!
297
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,316
[ Groaning ]
[Cats yowl ]
298
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,526
Oh, no.
299
00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:29,527
Oh!
300
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,653
[ Vehicle alarm
blaring ]
301
00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,904
♪♪
302
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,990
And this here's
the himminy-jimminy.
303
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,076
Now, you need to spin around
and keep spinning around.
304
00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,369
Now, say "himminy-jimminy"
305
00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:40,413
and wiggle your hands
in the air.
306
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:41,664
Himminy-jimminy.
307
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,207
Himminy-jimminy.
308
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,042
Himminy-jimminy.
-Uh, no.
309
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,169
This ain't no form of yoga
I've ever seen.
310
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,838
I'm keeping your deposit!
311
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:49,839
Fine by me.
312
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:50,840
Himminy-jimminy.
313
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,049
-[ Sigh ]
-Himminy-jimminy.
314
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,926
Come over here.
I got me a fresh,
315
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,219
new move
to teach you.
316
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,431
Is this actual yoga?
317
00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,432
Go on, now.
318
00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,683
Whip-dippity-do.
319
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,351
Well, why aren't you
doing it?
320
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,186
I done got
enlightening already.
321
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,605
Well, I feel like you
should do it too, though.
322
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,649
If I told myself
to jump off a bridge,
323
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,192
do you think
I ought to do it?
324
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,194
Well, I'm not jumping
off the damn bridge.
325
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,529
Simon says.
326
00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:15,906
[ Sigh ]
327
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:20,578
Okay.
Whip-dippety-dooooooo!
328
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,662
Ooh!
329
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,205
You said it wrong!
330
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,790
♪♪
331
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,043
And that's how I lost
my yoga business.
332
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,254
Don't never tell all your
students to jump off a bridge.
333
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,797
Here, darling.
334
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,549
Whoopsie!
335
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,051
See, now, with a little yoga,
336
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,636
you'd be down on that quicker
than stink on shit.
337
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,597
Dig this here.
Unh!
338
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,681
Hell, no, woman!
339
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,224
You had your damn chance.
340
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,434
Unh! Unh! Unh!
341
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,436
Himminy-jimminy.
Whip-dippity-do!
342
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,688
-♪ Body rock ♪
-[ Electronic ] ♪ Body rock ♪
343
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,565
-♪ You better make that ♪
-♪ Body rock ♪
344
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,567
-♪ Who's gonna make that ♪
-♪ Body rock ♪
345
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,486
♪ Drop it down,
lick it like a lollipop ♪
346
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,237
♪ Body rock ♪
-♪ Body rock ♪
347
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,281
♪ Make your money, girl,
shake that WAP ♪
348
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,949
♪ Make me want to take it
like a dirty sock ♪
349
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,243
♪ Going downtown
to the pastry shop ♪
350
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,912
♪ Body rock, body rock ♪
351
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,081
♪ Who's gonna make
that body rock? ♪
352
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,874
♪ You gonna make that
body rock ♪
353
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,001
♪ Don't stop rocking
'till the party stop ♪
354
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:14,298
♪♪
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