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[ Static ]
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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes
and calls me to His kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all
you sons of bitches when I go ♪
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♪ Let it blow! ♪
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My turn!
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Hell, no!
Do not touch the trim!
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[ Dance music playing ]
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You like this,
baby?
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I appreciate you
trying, Blondie,
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but I got half my ding-a-ling
blown off in Da Nang.
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This dance is free,
baby.
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Do what now?
Thank you
for your service.
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Did I hear you say
you're showing
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them chest dumplings
for free?
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Veterans only, baby,
not for you.
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There you go.
How much I owe you,
Ellis?
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Your money's
no good here.
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Thank you
for your service.
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I-I'm a veterinarian,
too, you know.
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Usually, a veteran
of foreign wars
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will pronounce it "veteran"
and not "veterinarian."
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No, you weren't there,
and you don't know.
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Now, I'd show you
my military ID,
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but I lost it,
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like my mind
in the jungles of Saigon.
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You seem
a little young for Nam.
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Because the war
took years off my life,
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and only now
at this moment,
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I can really
talk about it,
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especially if free
party liquor's involved.
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♪♪
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Can I get a party liquor
over here?
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A free brown liquor
for a veteran.
See?
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I'm not
a piece of shit.
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It's all those wars
that I did
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that make me drink
and steal and fight
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and not
want to work none.
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Thank you for putting your life
on the line
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so I can
show you these.
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Whoo, yeah!
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I love
these meat bags!
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[ Rock music plays,
engine revs ]
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Wounded warriors,
rev your engines.
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[ Engines rev ]
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Let our fallen brothers
hear you
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all the way
up to heaven.
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Hey, y'all,
we got us
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a new brother
in arms here.
Damn, Early.
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I had no idea
you served.
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Neither did Ellis
at the strip club.
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I mean,
a damn hero
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shouldn't have to pay for drinks
and to see titties.
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It's so sad how this country
treats our veterans.
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It's shameful,
really.
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Thank you
for your service, Early.
No, thank you
for your service.
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No, thank you
for your service.
No, thank you
for your service.
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You're welcome,
and thank you for your service.
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No, thank you
for your service.
Thank you, too.
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Yeah, thank everybody
for everybody's service.
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You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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Except for Early
because I don't think he served.
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You know, soldier,
I would be honored to have you
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as my wingman
on our ride today.
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I wanted to ride, too.
You told me I couldn't.
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Sorry, Denny,
but you didn't serve like us.
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You know, I left two of my toes
in Desert Storm.
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In Desert Storm. Yes,
I've heard the story. Thank
you for your service.
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That's why I walk sideways
like a crab.
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It's not my fault
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the army rejected you
for having pontoon foot.
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He's got eight legs.
Ain't no way he served.
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You're lucky that jacked-up
foot kept you out of the shit.
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Some gave all,
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and, well, some gave excuses,
I guess.
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Mind the store, will you,
Denny?
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The Wounded Warriors
need to taste the wind.
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Yee-haw!
Whoo!
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Yeah, baby!
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Whoo, yeah!
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♪ Drape yourself in camo ♪
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♪ And tell 'em
you served proudly ♪
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Whoo, yeah!
♪ When they thank you
for your service ♪
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♪ Make 'em do it loudly ♪
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♪ If you want to score
a veteran discount ♪
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♪ Tell the cashier
that you served in the Corps ♪
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♪ Buy a toddler-sized
Army costume ♪
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♪ From the Halloween store ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're a fake
G.I. Joe ♪
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♪ And you're hittin'
a whole new low ♪
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♪ Our soldiers fought and died ♪
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♪ All you've done is lie ♪
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♪ Stolen valor ♪
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♪ Stolen valor ♪
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Hell, yeah!
Whoo!
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Ten-hut!
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Uh, Denny, what the hell
are you doing here?
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Denny here
was just asking me
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about your time
in the service.
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I didn't see that
Purple Heart yesterday.
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Purple Heart,
Yellow Moon,
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Green Clover, and Blue Diamonds.
Battle of Endor.
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Hey, you mind if I get
a close-up of those medals?
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Zombie Uprising,
War Monger 4?
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That's from
a video game!
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Whoa, you'll trigger
my STD, now.
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Stolen valor!
I'm having
a traumatic flashdance.
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Stolen valor!
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What kind of person
comes in here
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questioning
a military venetian?
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My son
is a war hero.
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Just look at
the tattoo.
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Yeah, you -- you got
to look at the tattoo.
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There's more patriotism
in that ass crack
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than there is
your whole cowardly body.
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I would say
run along,
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but the only place you're
running with that pontoon foot
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is to your doctor
to get a medical excuse
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so you don't
have to serve.
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Get out of my home!
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Retreat from
my sight.
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That's a military term
for "go away."
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Your stolen valor
ain't going away.
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Your problems
are just beginning, hoss.
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Did I hear something
about a veteran discount?
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Yeah, but that ain't
for everybody.
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They're are only for people
who say they're Vulcans.
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Yeah, well, then, it's a good
thing my son's a Vulcan
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because Mama wants her
some shoes --
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two for my feet
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and one for whatever this thing
hanging in the middle is.
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Oh, finally,
arch support.
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Hello, comfort.
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Goodbye, ringworm.
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Well, look who's buying
some shoes.
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You know, I have trouble
finding my size
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because, you know,
I lost a couple of toes --
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Toes in Desert Storm.
We know, we know.
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Get off the cross already.
We need the wood.
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Early, you know the VFW
Fourth of July parade?
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The parade that celebrates
my sacrifice
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and to thank me
for my service?
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Yes, I do.
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Well, this year,
we want you to drop in
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on Main Street
from 10,000 feet up,
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waving the biggest American flag
you ever seen.
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Drop in. What do you mean,
like with a parachute?
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Yeah.
You was a Ranger,
right?
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Yeah.
Well, hell yeah.
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I mean, Green Beret, Ranger,
Navy SEAL,
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and the Air Force Aquaman.
I was all of it.
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It's just been a while
since I jumped out of a plane.
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That's all.
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Guy like you with
a thousand jumps under his belt?
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Hell, that ought to be
a walk in the park.
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And it is,
but it's sad for you
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because nobody let you
jump out of a plane,
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would they,
Pontoon Foot?
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Freaky-ass foot.
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They don't need me
when they got a veteran war hero
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of every foreign war
ever fought by man.
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Ain't that
what you said?
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Or is that
a lie, now?
[ Groans ]
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God damn it,
you gas up the jet,
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and God bless America.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Is Daddy trained
to jump out of a plane?
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He made his bed.
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Now let's find
the Gold Star family seats.
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How's it going back there,
Admiral?
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How about you just fly low
and, uh...
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I could wave at everybody
from in here.
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I think people would appreciate
that a lot more, you know,
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get, like,
a big wave from a hero.
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Come on, man,
we're over the jump zone.
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I want to jump.
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I really do, Ellis,
but I can't right now.
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My -- My heel spur
is acting up.
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Oh, no.
Oh, no, no.
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Oh, hell!
I can't see!
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Mayday, Mayday.
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God damn it, I knew
those stories was bullshit.
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No!
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I gave you free drinks
and half price on lap dances.
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You're jumping!
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Aw, hell.
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Help, help!
Somebody help me!
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Black Hawk Down!
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Hell, they got some cheap
fireworks this year.
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Wounded Warriors,
to the hogs!
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Denny,
are you with us?
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I don't know, man.
I-I never served.
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Damn, I got to kiss your ass,
don't I?
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You're the best tracker
I've got, Denny.
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I need you
on the front line, soldier,
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and Early needs you,
too.
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♪♪
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I'll let you sit
in the sidecar.
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Alright,
God damn it.
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Just, uh, just hang your foot
off the side.
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Help! Help!
I'm scared.
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My extensive
military training
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did not prepare me
for this.
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I think we're gonna
have to rappel down.
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I'd love
to help you,
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but I don't see any toilets
down there that need cleaning.
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Didn't you serve?
Well,
of course.
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I was a specialist --
latrine duty.
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[ Chuckles ]
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We'd spell "duty"
D-O-O-D-Y.
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How'd you lose toes
swabbing toilets?
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Some of us don't like
to talk about our service.
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How did you lose your toes,
Officer?!
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I shot them off myself,
okay?!
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I didn't want them
to send me to the front.
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Who the hall knew
that Desert Storm
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was only gonna last
100 hours?
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Will this work?
You call this
a double figure eight?
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I thought
you was a G.I.
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I am a G.I. --
gastrointestinal patient.
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So you didn't serve
neither?
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Hey, now, I served,
at least.
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I just didn't do it
with much honor.
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Alright,
it's you and me, Leroy.
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I hope that "V" on your chest
stands for "Vietnam."
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[Canadian accent] Sorry, Denny.
It stands for "Vancouver."
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You was
a draft dodger?
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Only till
Vietnam was over.
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I don't know what all the fuss
was aboot.
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What about your legs?
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I was draining syrup
from a maple tree,
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and it fell on my spine,
eh?
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Oh, when did you start talking
in that accent?
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What are we doing?
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As I said, I'm a G.I.,
so if I strain,
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my pants
could go FUBAR --
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front, underside, back
all ruined.
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You just sit your ass down
and be an anchor.
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Leroy, rub your maple syrup
on Sheriff's hands,
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Make them sticky.
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Sheriff, you take the rope
up the hill.
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It's too narrow
for the rest of us.
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You're gonna have to crab-walk
between the trees.
246
00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:30,987
♪♪
247
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,281
Oh, Denny,
thank God.
248
00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:34,699
Help, help.
249
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,951
Soldiers first!
Navy SEALs Aquamans first!
250
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,578
Admit it -- go ahead
and say it into the phone.
251
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,080
You never served.
252
00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,999
I mean, I'll say it if that's
what you want me to say.
253
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,126
But we all know
the real truth, don't we?
254
00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,420
Alright,
bring me up.
I'll say any
damn thing you want.
255
00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:49,005
Just to tell me what to say
and I'll say it.
256
00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,340
Just get me
the hell out of here.
257
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,675
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258
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,845
There are many heroes
standing here today.
259
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,180
Should we be thanked
for our service?
260
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,640
Absolutely.
261
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,518
Should we be challenged
or asked probing questions
262
00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:05,938
about details
that possibly don't add up?
263
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,273
I don't think so.
264
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:11,527
But one true hero among us
stands out, and --
265
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,321
No.
Step back, Early.
266
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,406
It's Denny.
267
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,575
With this
totally made-up award
268
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,410
that we just
came up with,
269
00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:23,539
I say unto you, Denny,
are we cool?
270
00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:26,042
War Monger 4?
Yeah.
From a video game.
271
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,793
Don't rock the boat, man.
Shiny medals.
272
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,545
We all
get to be heroes now.
273
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,047
Don't be ungrateful,
man.
274
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,882
I want a leather vest
like he got.
275
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,258
No, no, no, Denny.
276
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,843
Leather vests
are for military heroes only.
277
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,220
You can see
I'm a decorated vegetarian.
278
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,265
You're welcome
for my service, y'all.
279
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,892
I never served.Okay?
280
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,394
That's what you want to hear?
Lies! All lies!
281
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,812
Does that make you feellike a big man, Denny?
282
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,356
Does thatmake you feel tough?
283
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,317
That's a deep fake.
They did a deep fake on me.
284
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,610
Well,
that's our cue.
285
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,362
I'm keeping
these damn shoes.
286
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,447
Is it so wrong that I wanted
287
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,324
a dollar offa Southwest omelet
288
00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,159
and I lied aboutkilling Hussam Hussein
289
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,660
with my bare handsto get it?
290
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,870
I did kill him.
291
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,622
Osama, too,
but I can't talk about it
292
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,040
'cause it's classified.
293
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,416
I ain't gonna hear
these lies.
294
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,169
Retreat! Stealth mode!
Extraction!
295
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,879
Big man made me say it.
296
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,548
I mean, who's reallyat fault here, huh, who?
297
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,259
What would you have done?
298
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,304
Made in Georgia.
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