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[ Static ]
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[ Country music plays ]
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♪ All my hopes and my dreams
have been buried ♪
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♪ Oh, sometimes I wish the sun
would explode ♪
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♪ Oh, when my God calls me to
Heaven ♪
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♪ Whoo, lawd, I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪
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♪ Yeah, let her blow
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♪ Let her blow
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♪ Let her blow, let her blow,
let her blow ♪
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Hey, man, let me play
that thing, come on!Do not touch the trim!
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Payday baby!
[ Laughs ]
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Money! Hell yeah! Whoo!Thanks, Brody.
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"Have a great weekend.
See you Monday"?
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What the hell?
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Relax, you'll get your
paychecks, just not today.
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You see, we're experiencing a
kink in the new payroll system.
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Uhh, for the third payroll
period in a row?
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Ooh!
It's just a question!
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This is an informational
meeting, not a Q&A.
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Okay, so everyone have
a dynamite weekend
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and we'll see you all
bright and early Monday morning.
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Clear the room.
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Alright, y'all heard him,
now get on out of here!
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Git on!Okay, I'm going.
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Have a good weekend!
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Just blows my mind,
the lack of patience.
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You've supported these people
for how many years?
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Uhh, this one-act play
is tiresome.
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Overthe table?
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[ Laughing ]
Well, that's a nice change.
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"I'm so glad
we're friends."
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Me, too, Mr. Halen,
but, uh, where's the money?
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You know,
kink in the payroll system.
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You heard me
explain it before.
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But I'm not on the payroll,
I'm on the take.
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This is dirty money
you give me.
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Just give me some more of
the dirty money, right?
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Just between us, I'm not as
liquid as I would prefer.
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Well, hell,
neither am I!
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Look, I'll be your muscle,
Mr. Halen, but not on credit.
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Muscle? Huh.
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You Boston cream doughnut
of a man.
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You'll do what I say
when I say where I say.
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And you'll get paid
when I choose to pay you.
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Clear the room.
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Come on!
Git! Have a good weekend!
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Denny, no!
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Blows my mind!Thank you, Denny.
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We'll settle up
next week.
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Yep, kink in the payroll.
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[ Shouting ] Unlike some people,
I get it!
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Hey, uh, did you hear anything
else about our checks --
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It's a kink
in the payroll system!
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You think you're the only one
this affects?!
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Hey, Daddy!
What are you doing here today?
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Yeah, you usually ghost us
on the weekends.
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I know!
But how in the hell
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am I supposed to spend
my weekend dranking
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if I don't get paid?!
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And what am I supposed to tell
all them folks
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at the liquor store, huh?
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Hell,
they depend on me!
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I've got mouths to quench.
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One mouth. My mouth!
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Daddy, where you takin'
that stove?
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To the goddamn pawn shop,
I guess!
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I need a son of a bitchin'
drank.
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[ Door opens ]
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Well, it looks like
someone's on the take.
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Nice work, detective.You better keep your head
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on a swivel, little man,
'cause the minute
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you take
that flak jacket off,
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you're in for
a world of hurt.
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[ Beep ] ...you're in for
a world of hurt.
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Hmm, internal affairs might
be interested to hear this.
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And you run
internal affairs.
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Well,
isn't that convenient.
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You appointed me 'cause your ass
was too lazy to do it.
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I had enough
on my plate
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doing my illegal side hustle
for Mr. Halen!
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[ Beep ] ...doing my illegal side hustle for Mr. Halen.
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Well, I got a tape recorder,
too, tough guy.
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[ Beep ] ...doing my illegal side hustle for Mr. Halen.
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Damn it,
it's my word against mine!
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I'm screwed![ Fax machine beeping ]
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Huh. An eviction notice?
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This is Mr. Halen's house.
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Looks like he ain't been paying
his rent, either.
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I mean...it's a kink
in the payroll system, right?
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That's what he told you?
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What did he pay you
to beat my brains in?
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A Valentine's card?
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Yeah. Look.
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[ Tinny music plays ]Mine plays music.
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The only kink
in that payroll system
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is there ain't no money
in it.
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Come on, let's go do some
legitimate work for once.
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What do you mean
I'm not big enough to not fail?
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I just skirted under
the not fail-able line?
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I mailed the payment.
Did you not receive it?
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[ Pounding on door ]Well, in that case, I rescind my
wish of happy Valentine's Day!
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Now who's a hot fudge sundae
in a suit?
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Ow, ow!
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Hombres, vamanos!
Tomalo todo!
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This property and everything
in it now belongs to the bank!
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Dan Halen:
Por favor, no!
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Don't drag the obelisk.
At least put a slider under it!
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Be careful with that lamp!
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Show some respect,
that was once a man!
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That's a mythological
creature!
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I purchased that former
NBA all-star Allen Iverson!
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[ Sighs ]Kink in the payroll, huh?
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You know what,
just go ahead.
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Take it all,
they're just possessions.
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I can buy them again,
just as I bought you!
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Well -- Well,
we're not for sale.
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Anymore.
Everyone has a price.
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And yours was less than his,
by my reckoning.
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How much did you get?
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Please, let's not
talk about this.
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It just makes it weird,
man.
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You think this is the first time
I've been down?
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I'll be back.
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I am a winner!
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No, not the window!
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The door was open!
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Dan Halen:
Ohh, what were you thinking?
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I should have stuck to
my core business --
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Tape, mud, and gypsum.
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The basics!
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But no,
you had to have more.
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And now you don't have
a pot to piss in.
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That's a nice story.
20 bucks, sugar.
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Send the invoice to Melissa.
we pay in Net 30.
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Net 60 for you,
though you're a new vendor.
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Ellis!
Wait, wait, wait!
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Here, take this lamp.
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And why don't you
plug it in,
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maybe shed a little light
on the mistakes
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that led you to shed
your clothes for a living!
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Early:
Whoa, hold on now, Ellis.
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This oughta cover it.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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And some of that
fancy-ass party liquor
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with the gold flakes
in it.
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We'll have that.
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How do you have money?
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I pawned my family's cast-iron
stove so I could get toe up.
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I'm a big wheel tonight!
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Yes, I remember
how that felt.
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But the wheels have completely
fallen off for me.
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Oh, you'll be back.
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Once you figure out
that kink in the payroll --
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There is no kink
in the payroll system.
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My business has cratered.
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Dan, I know
what you goin' through.
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It don't feel good
to be stretched thin.
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Oww! Oooh!
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Damn, this hurts.
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No, it do not feel good
to be stretched thin.
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Let go, Ellis!
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[ Snap ]
Ow, God!
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Here, this liquid
will make you feel better.
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It plays a magic trick
on your mind-brain.
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Go ahead,
guzzle it down.
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[ Gulping ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Hell yeah!
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Come on! Let's beat the shit
out of somebody!
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Whoa!
Hold up now, chicken-dog!
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[ Creature squawks ]
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Hey, Daddy,
ain't this your boss man?
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Used to be.[ Coughing ]
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Flip him over so he don't
choke on his own regergitant.
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Is that a griffin?
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Griffin meat's good meat.
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Don't you touch
this man's ride!
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That's all he's got left
in this world.
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Aww.
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Hey, Mr. Halen.
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Hey, boy! Wake up!
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[ Groans ]Git you some breakfast.
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Wakey, wakey,
paint's a-flaky!
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I like peeling it off
in long strips.
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Like flatbread.
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You'd think eggshell would be
tastier, bein' named for a food.
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But that's marketing
for ya.
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You started on the new section
without me?
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Where the hell's
your manners?
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Can I...
get a ride into town?
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I'll give you a ride!
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I'll give you the ride
of your damn life!
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Early: Whoo! Whoo!
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Wha-ha-hooooo!
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Hell yeah, bay-bay!
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Come on!
Belt ya out a whoo, Dan!
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It's short for "Whoo-hoo!"
Whoo!
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Are we going anywhere?This is it.
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The journey is the destination,
as they say.
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Yes, they say that
to dumb people.
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So we're going to drive in these
circular shapes all day?
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Pfff, I ain't got enough gas
for all day.
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Well, okay.
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It's no wonder you've never
left your mark on the world.
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Oh, I've left my mark
on this world.
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Early: That there's my mark
right there.
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"Push butt."
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Oh, oh. Hold on.
Hold on now.
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A muse is a-callin' me.
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"Pu butt!"
[ Laughs ]
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'Cause poo comes out of
the butthole!
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I just plushed
this son of a bitch!
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Yes, you'll be remembered
in the history books.[ Toilet flushes ]
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Well, just what kind of
cool shit have you ever done?
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I don't have to
scratch my letters
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into a hand warmer
with a buck knife!
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My letters are embossed
in 20-foot-high solid br--
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Oh, my God!
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[ Electricity humming ]
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I had
hundreds of employees.
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The largest building
in all of Appalachia!
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I owned this town
and all of those within it.
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But it was all a mirage,
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a facade propped up
by shady junk bonds.
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Sure, I cut corners
to make it work -- who doesn't!
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But every year we had to
make our Sheetrock
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thinner and thinner
to make the knot,
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until those paper-thin walls
came crashing!
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[ Crash, cheering ]
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Stop spinning, you moron!
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I'm pouring out
my soul here!
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Hey, can I have me this here
spinny business chair?
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[ Sobbing ]
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So, you're back to
square one.
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Square one ain't too bad.
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Me? I never left
square one.
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I was born here,
I lived my whole life here,
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and I'll die here within
the next 6 to 12 months
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because of something badass
I'm gonna do
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involving a Roman candle
and my butthole.
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It's the simple things,
Dan.
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I got land, I got the sun,
the wind.
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And [grunts]
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I got me
a big letter, too!
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This is
the Early Building now!
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00:09:43,859 --> 00:09:45,274
Hell yeah!
247
00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:47,103
You know what,
you're right.
248
00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:49,243
It's about
the simple things.
249
00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:50,659
I see it now.
250
00:09:50,693 --> 00:09:51,867
I see it now!
251
00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:53,420
Whoo![ Squawks ]
252
00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:55,042
Wa-hoo!
253
00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:57,769
The journey
isthe destination!
254
00:09:57,804 --> 00:09:59,633
Whoo!
That's right!
255
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:00,979
That's the lesson
I've been teachin'.
256
00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:02,705
Whoo-hoo, I say!
257
00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,948
Ow!
258
00:10:03,982 --> 00:10:06,640
Aw, shit.
I done throwed the caster.
259
00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:09,850
I need to get me some off-road
tires for this son of a bitch.
260
00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:12,128
Wee! Wee! Wee!
261
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:13,302
[ Truck backup alarm
sounds ]
262
00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:14,683
What the hell?
263
00:10:14,717 --> 00:10:16,408
Daddy, you gon' wanna
see this.
264
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:17,858
You were right, Early.
265
00:10:17,893 --> 00:10:19,342
It's the simple things.
266
00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:21,931
It's not about
owning possessions.
267
00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:24,796
It's about leasing!What the hell!
268
00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:27,281
You have the land,
the sun, the wind.
269
00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:30,975
I'm just leasing it
as a third-party broker!
270
00:10:31,009 --> 00:10:33,978
No! Get this tree huggin'
bullshit off of my land!
271
00:10:34,012 --> 00:10:35,186
Hell,
I didn't sign nothin'!
272
00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,326
Oh, you don't own it.
She does.
273
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,466
We've arranged
a barter situation.
274
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,848
Mmm, griffin meat's
good meat.
275
00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:43,712
Goons, clear the room.
276
00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:44,954
But this is a porch!
277
00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:46,956
Ow!
A-- And it's private property!
278
00:10:46,991 --> 00:10:48,682
Tell it to my muscle.
279
00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:49,821
You hear that Denny?
280
00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:51,478
He called me muscle.
281
00:10:51,512 --> 00:10:54,792
And I'm back!
Whoo-hoo!
282
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:58,347
[ Country music plays ]
283
00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:09,323
♪♪
284
00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:18,056
♪♪
285
00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:23,199
Woman: Whoo, this one made in
Georgia, baby!
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