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[ Static ]
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[ Country music plays ]
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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish that sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes and calls me
to his Kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you sons of
bitches when I go ♪
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-My turn.
-Hell no.
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Hey, man, let me drive
that thing!
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Do not touch the trim!
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♪♪
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♪ I lost my job
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♪ Can't pay the rent
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What gets me through
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♪ Is your feminely scent
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♪ Sitting on the porch
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♪ Gazing in your eyes
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And then my hand
goes a searchin'
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♪ For that treasure
twixt your thighs ♪
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♪ I want me some hanky,
hanky-panky ♪
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♪ Get my panky all stanky
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♪ And after that,
I'll say thankye ♪
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♪ For giving me
a stanky panky ♪
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♪ Now don't go
making me cranky ♪
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♪ Come on
and stanky up my panky ♪
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♪ I think I told you
quite frankly ♪
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♪ Come on
and make my panky stanky ♪
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Okay.
Uh...thank you.
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But I don't think stanky panky
is quite the right tone
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for our Bible-themed
amusement park.
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Well, I don't think your
theme-park audience
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is ready for my level
of filthy wordplay.
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Well, we agree.
This is not a good fit.
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That's right!
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Your theme park
ain't got what it takes.
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Enjoy playing your filthy song
for Beelzebub.
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I will,
and He'll enjoy it
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because unlike you,
he knows I'm a major talent.
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Great,
the exit's right over there.
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Good!
I'm goin' to it!
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Wait,
what just happened here?
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Next.
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Whoo! Tammi! Yeah!
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Sing your ass off, girl!
Get you some!
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You ain't got a guitar
or nothin'?
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Oh, no sir, I sing in church
and with the radio.
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Hey, man, I could beatbox
with her if that'll help.
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[ Beatboxing ]
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Bup, bup, bup-bup, bup!
Stick 'em!
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Rusty, stop. Please.
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You're right, you're right.
This is your moment.
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She's good though![ Clears throat ]
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♪ Amazing grace
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♪ How sweet the sound
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♪ That saved a retch
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♪ Like me
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All right. Hold on.
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I've heard enough.
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You are hired.
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All right, honey,
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when the lights come up,
the heat is on.
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That's your moment.
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So get them churros
under the warming lamp
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and stack 'em up
like corn-wood.
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Um...and I sing
while I sell the churros?
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Oh, no, no.
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Let the churros
do the heavy liftin'.
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They sell themselves.
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But I was auditioning
to sing.
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Well, you can sing
into one of those churros
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like it's
a little microphone,
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as long as the customers
don't see you.
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Check! Check!
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Hey, boy, that's the mother
of my son you're talking to!
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Check. Test. One, two.
Yeah!
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That's the mother-of-the-
son-of-my-illegitimate-son-
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who-was-never-proven-
in-a-court-of-law-
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with-a-DNA-test son
you talkin' to.
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Make them pay
for them churros
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since they touched 'em.[ Sighs ]
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Aw, don't listen to that
sorry son of a bitch, baby.
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Them was
some fine warblings.
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All this time, Tammi,
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I thought you was just
a sweet little piece of ass.
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Little did I know,
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there's value above your neck,
as well.
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Daddy, you ain't helpin'.
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And she ain't your baby.
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And stop touching me,
Early.
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The restraining order
is still in effect.
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Ah, come on now!
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How am I supposed to
comfort you
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from 2,000 foot away?
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Hell,
I'm a physical person!
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[ Guitar tuning ]
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Early: Let's take it
from the top. Ready?
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♪♪
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♪ You're the scotch
in my soda ♪
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[ Music stops ]
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And that's when you sing
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♪ "You're the rum
in my cola" ♪
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Okay?
Yeah.
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All right,
let's try it again.
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Here we go.
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♪♪
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♪ You're the scotch
in my soda ♪
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[ Music stops ]
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You're the rum
in my cola.
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You gotta come in
on a one.
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Okay.
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Once more, again,
from the top.
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♪♪
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♪ You're the scotch ♪ One
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No, you come in
on a one --
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you don't sing
the word "one."
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You know, "one" is not
a very good lyric.
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"One" ain't the lyric!
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You sing "You're the rum
in my cola"
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then I sing "I slurp in your
love straight with no chaser"
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then you sing
"I call you sweet love
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the romance shit-facer"
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And that's a fuckin
love song, too.
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So sing it with emotional
feelings and what not!
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And when do I sing this?
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On the one.
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And when's one now?
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It's the first Goddamn beat,
woman!
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When I stop singing,
that's when you start singing.
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♪ You're the rum
in my cola ♪
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Stop singing
when I'm talking to you.
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But you said to sing
when you stopped singing,
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and you just
stopped singing.
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Just sing
when I point to you.
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Can you handle that?Absolutely.
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I understand
completely now.
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I come in on the one.
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[ Sighs ] Good.
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Okay, here we go.
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♪♪
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♪ You're the scotch
in my soda ♪
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One...
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Two...
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Is that two?
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Oh...s--
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Rehearsal is over!
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Aah![ Glass shatters ]
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I guess when I broke out
of your busted-ass womb,
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I must've sucked all of
the talent out of your teets!
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Daddy, nobody wants
to hear that.
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I concede,
it's a coarse insult,
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but I tried subtlety
and it bore no fruit.
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I was talking
about the music.
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Look, I know
what your song's missin'.
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Go on
and play it again.
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♪♪
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[ Beatboxing ]
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♪ You're the scotch
in my soda ♪
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[ Rapping ]
♪ Soda, Dakota
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♪ "Star Wars" got a Yoda
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♪ There is no try only do...
said Yoda ♪
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[ Beatboxes ]
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I mean, that's all I got
'cause I was freestylin',
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but, you know, if we sat down
and wrote some lyrics,
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it'd be better.
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[ Glass shatters ]
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I was feelin'
your flow there, but...
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God,
your rhymes are bad.
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I am surrounded
by tone-deaf nitwits!
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Tammi:
You ready, babies?
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Time to lay down
and go night-night.
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Aw.
There you go, baby.
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Early:
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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Put me in a onesie.
[ Chuckles ]
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Powder mybottom.
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Ooh. Yeah, baby.
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Yeah. [ Laughs ]
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Randy, did you
just hear somethin'?
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[ Imitating
wind blowing ]
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Must just be the wind.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just the wind.
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[ Imitating
wind blowing ]
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♪ Hush little baby
don't say a word ♪
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♪ Mama's gonna buy you
a mockingbird ♪
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♪ And if that mockingbird
don't sing ♪
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♪ Mama's gonna buy you
a diamond ring ♪
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Early:
♪ And if that diamond ring
turns brass ♪
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♪ Papa's gonna buy you
a looking glass ♪
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♪ And through
this looking glass, I see ♪
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♪ You ain't 'sposed to be
within 2,000 feet ♪
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♪ Papa's violatin'
that court order ♪
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♪ So, Mama, please shut off
your video camcorder ♪
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♪ Mama done grabbed
her a can of mace ♪
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♪ Gonna pepper spray Papa
in his foul squid face ♪
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
Ow! Ow!
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I'm calling the police.
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Tammi, what the hell'd
you do that for?
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We just made magic
just now!
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I will admit,
that sounded nice.
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Your voice
has some character.
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And I know how to pick me
a guitar too.
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[ Guitar chords play ]
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I play pretty as hell.
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And that's exactly
what you need, little gal --
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a guitar player.
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And I need me a lead singer
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who looks and sounds fine,
like I do.
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You see where I'm goin'
with this?
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Yeah, it's a clumsy attempt
to sleep with me.
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No, I-I need me
a musical partner, that's it!
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And you need me, too.
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You seen what we done
to that baby just now.
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We get together,
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we could put whole crowds
to sleep.
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Well, it might be fun
to sing with somebody
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other than the radio.Yeah.
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And I could give you
an exotic oriental foot rub
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while we're singing.
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[ Smooches ]
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Strictly platonic.
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Gross! Get off me!
God!
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Look,
if we're gonna do this,
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we're keeping the restraining
order in place.
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How we gonna duet
from 2,000 feet away?
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I ain't got 2,000 feet
of microphone cable.
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All right,
I guess I could keep
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the pepper spray
trained on you,
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but no exotic
foot massage.
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I -- I'm gonna be
a perfect gentleman, I swear!
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And to show you
how serious I am,
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here's all your panties
I done stole from you
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over the years.
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Returned with interest!
See?
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This here's one I picked out
from a private collection.
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I don't need my mama's
underwear, thanks.
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You could use it
for a blanket or somethin'.
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Maybe you got a horse
that's got two heads
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or...hell, I don't know.
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If I'm gonna sing
with you,
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we gotta work on that
ratty-ass look of yours.
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I'm Big Daddy!
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And I'm Li'l Mama!
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And together we are...
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Muscadine Wine!...Muscadine Wine!
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♪ You're the scotch
in my soda ♪
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♪ You're the rum
in my cola ♪
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♪ I'll slurp down your love
straight, no chaser ♪
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♪ I'll call your sweet cocktail
The Pain Eraser ♪
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♪ Girl your lovin'
makes me feel so stoned ♪
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♪ Boy, don't make me
have to drink alone ♪
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♪ We go together
like scotch and soda ♪
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♪ Bottoms up
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♪ Let's drink again
252
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[ Cheers and applause ]Yeah!
253
00:08:55,673 --> 00:08:56,777
Let's drink again, baby!
254
00:08:56,812 --> 00:08:57,985
[ Laughs ]
How you like that?
255
00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,194
Oh, that's
how the song goes.
256
00:09:00,229 --> 00:09:01,610
No wonder he threw me
257
00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,266
through that
plate-glass window.
258
00:09:03,301 --> 00:09:05,717
Whoo!
Thank you, Dougal
First United Methodist!
259
00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:06,787
Hell yeah!
Goodnight!
260
00:09:06,822 --> 00:09:08,202
Y'all wants an encore!
Come on!
261
00:09:08,237 --> 00:09:10,826
♪ I want me some hanky,
hanky-panky ♪
262
00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:12,310
♪ Get my panky all stanky No, no, no, we're not
playing that one here.
263
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,760
Come on, let's go.♪ After that I'll --
264
00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:15,831
Whoa! Whoa!
What the hell?
265
00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:17,902
That was some damn good music,
Early.
266
00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,974
I done slapped my knee
black and blue.
267
00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,803
My hand's
black and blue too.
268
00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:25,150
[ Chuckles ]
I'm a hemophiliac.
269
00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:26,393
[ Thuds ]
270
00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:27,946
I gotta ask, man --
271
00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:30,708
is she as tender and sweet
272
00:09:30,742 --> 00:09:32,054
between the sheets?
273
00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:34,090
Ow!
Mind your business,
lawdog!
274
00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,989
That there beautiful,
talented lady
275
00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:38,785
is my professional colleague
in melody, nothing more!
276
00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:40,683
I guess I'm just jealous.
277
00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:41,995
We dated once.
Yeah?
278
00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:43,859
And you left your damn crayons
over there.
279
00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:46,793
My burnt-sienna crayon?
You found it?
280
00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:48,311
I found all the ones
you didn't eat.
281
00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:50,797
You think you can leave them
as a pathetic excuse
282
00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:52,039
to weasel your way
back into her life?
283
00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:53,972
That's the oldest trick
in the book.
284
00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:56,872
Let's just focus
on the burnt sienna
for a moment, sir.
285
00:09:56,906 --> 00:09:58,874
Where was the last
known location?
286
00:09:58,908 --> 00:10:00,013
Did you see it?
Were we good?
287
00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:01,704
I mean, I missed
that one pick-up
288
00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:03,775
but your daddy totally came in
and saved me there.
289
00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:05,156
I mean,
what did you think?
290
00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:07,814
Honey,
is something wrong?
291
00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,954
Look, in the beginning,
I wasn't so thrilled
292
00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:11,887
about you playing music
with my daddy.
293
00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:13,336
But now that I've heard you
sing with him,
294
00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:14,993
I am relieved to say
295
00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:16,857
that your voices
sound terrible together.
296
00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:19,204
I mean, y'all damn suck.
Whoof!
297
00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:21,655
And when these people tell you
you sound great,
298
00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:22,898
honey,
they're lying to you.
299
00:10:22,932 --> 00:10:24,106
They're trying
to make you feel better.
300
00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,763
But I'm giving you
the straight dope
301
00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:27,040
'cause I care about you
302
00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:28,869
and I don't want
to see you embarrassed.
303
00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:30,284
So you're jealous.Can't you see
304
00:10:30,319 --> 00:10:32,390
my daddy's just trying
to get in your pants?
305
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,874
Rusty,
this is beneath you.
306
00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:36,083
Well, my daddy
wants you beneath him!
307
00:10:36,118 --> 00:10:38,361
So you best decide who you want
to be beneath, woman.
308
00:10:38,396 --> 00:10:39,777
Now you're pissin' me off.
309
00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,019
I'll have you know,
310
00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:42,745
your daddy's been
a perfect gentleman.
311
00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:45,092
We have a professional
relationship.
312
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:47,025
Ah, so just because
he can pick a little guitar,
313
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,682
you're gonna get
all hot and bothered?
314
00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:50,373
That's pathetic, Tammi!
315
00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:51,892
Rusty:
Hey, Mr. Hubbard.
316
00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,135
I need to learn how to be
really good at guitar
317
00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,206
and singin',
like professional-level,
318
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,449
and I need to do that today,
if at all possible.
319
00:10:57,484 --> 00:10:59,348
Problem with your lady,
huh?
320
00:10:59,382 --> 00:11:00,832
How'd you know?
321
00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,040
It's the only reason
322
00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:03,801
men learn
how to play guitar.
323
00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,734
Why do women learn
how to play guitar?
324
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,459
Women don't play guitar,
son.
325
00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:08,944
They're too busy
makin' babies
326
00:11:08,978 --> 00:11:11,118
for men who know
how to play guitar.
327
00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:14,881
Here, take this
and see if you can follow me.
328
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:17,884
♪ You take
the lowest string ♪
329
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:20,852
♪ The high E
330
00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:23,717
♪ You tune 'em down
331
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:26,720
♪ Both to D
332
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:29,516
♪ You take the A string
333
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:32,968
♪ You tune it down to G
334
00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:35,867
[ Electronic guitar chords
play ]
335
00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:37,386
Man: Now you're rockin'!
336
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,733
If you squint real hard,
it looks like I'm shreddin'.
337
00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:41,735
[ Electronic guitar chords
play ]
338
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,392
Show 'em what you got!
339
00:11:43,426 --> 00:11:47,534
Son, let me give you
a piece of advice about women.
340
00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:49,122
There's more than
one of them.
341
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:52,401
Find one who likes guys
who can't play guitar.
342
00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:53,436
But I love this woman.
343
00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:55,093
In that case,
344
00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,026
there's only one thing
I can tell you.
345
00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:59,063
I gave you
a free guitar lesson,
346
00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:01,824
so now you have
to buy a snake.
347
00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:04,068
You a copperhead
or cotton-mouth man?
348
00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:07,036
I really gotta move
some snakes today.
349
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:09,763
♪♪
350
00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:11,420
♪ You're the rum
in my cola ♪
351
00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:13,042
[ Doorbell rings ]
352
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:15,976
Aah! Snake!
353
00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,150
[ Grunts ] Git!
354
00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:18,496
[ Grunts ]
355
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,877
Rusty: Hey, Tammi.
356
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:23,052
[ Electric guitar chords play ]
357
00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:25,296
I got you that
there, uh, apology snake
358
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,538
to tell you I'm sorry.
359
00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:27,988
And I want you to know,
360
00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:30,025
you can play music
with whoever you want.
361
00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:31,198
Thank you, Rusty.
362
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:32,475
But you should also know
363
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,823
that I am now
very good at guitar.
364
00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:36,963
[ Electronic guitar chords
play ]
365
00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:38,136
Man: Now you're rockin'!
366
00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:40,138
Rusty,
that is Randy's toy.
367
00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:41,933
Uh, it's custom-built.
Check it out.
368
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,866
I can play behind my head
like Stevie Ray Vaughan.
369
00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:46,144
[ Electronic guitar chords
play ]
370
00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:47,559
Show 'em what you got!
371
00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:48,837
[ Toilet flushes ]
372
00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:50,252
Phew, oof.
373
00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:52,150
That there was
an extinction-level event.
374
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,531
♪♪
375
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,532
Daddy.
376
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,154
♪♪
377
00:12:56,189 --> 00:12:57,535
Rusty.
378
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,813
What's this damn ridiculous
git-up you got on?
379
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:02,126
Only a handful of people
could pull off that look,
380
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,335
and that hand
hold one person -- me.
381
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:07,476
She's gonna get tired of
your little side-show
real soon, Daddy.
382
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:10,168
And when she does,
she's gonna come back
to the real band.
383
00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:12,067
Her half boyfriend
and ex-brother.
384
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:14,138
Ex-boyfriend
and half-brother.
385
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:15,967
And let's not flaunt that,
okay?
386
00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:17,175
[ Laughs ]
387
00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,970
Sounds like
somebody's jealous.
388
00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:21,524
[ Guitar chords play ]
389
00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:23,147
♪ Ooh, ooh
390
00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:25,080
[ Electronic guitar chords
play ]
391
00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:26,495
Now you're rockin'!
392
00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:28,842
Watch this here...
393
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:31,569
[ Guitar riff plays ]
394
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,951
[ Electronic guitar chords
play ]
395
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,953
Show 'em what you got!
396
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,126
Just listen to this...
397
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:41,993
[ Guitar riff plays ]
398
00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:44,409
[ Electronic guitar chords
play ]
399
00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:46,998
Now you're rockin'!
400
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:49,207
All right...
You some chops.
401
00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:50,346
Too bad for you,
402
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,623
they ain't hirin'
no more bands
403
00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:53,349
to play
on that big-ass boat.
404
00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:54,523
What do you mean boat?
405
00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:56,076
Muscadine Wine
has been booked
406
00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:58,423
to headline The Outlaw
Country Cruise, babay!
407
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,149
What?
You sent in the tape?
408
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,668
They liked it?
Are you for real?
409
00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:03,256
It's a done deal.
It's happenin'.
410
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:05,085
Oh, my God!
Early!
411
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,984
But if you want to click
around on a toy guitar
412
00:14:07,018 --> 00:14:08,157
with this chug-nut...
413
00:14:08,192 --> 00:14:09,331
[Chuckles]
...you go right ahead.
414
00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,953
You son of a bitch!Rusty.
415
00:14:10,988 --> 00:14:12,161
Come on, do somethin'! Now you're rockin'!
416
00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:13,645
Police! Nobody move!
417
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,199
That's all right.
418
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:16,890
He come out here with a weapon,
but that's okay.
419
00:14:16,925 --> 00:14:18,478
I ain't gonna
press no charges.
420
00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:22,137
Rusty, this is a huge
opportunity for me.
421
00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:24,139
And if you don't
get that,
422
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,899
maybe you just
need to leave.
423
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:27,314
Well, fine!
424
00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:29,247
Y'all have a good life together
without me!
425
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:32,009
And I'm takin' my apology
back too!
426
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,562
[ Cries ]
[ Laughs ]
427
00:14:33,596 --> 00:14:36,151
Hey! You dropped your
ridiculous-looking clown wig,
428
00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,324
made with real...
429
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:39,464
Real cadaver hair?
Damn.
430
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:40,638
uh, never mind.
431
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,053
The wig is mine now!
432
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:44,159
Denny, what are you doing
over there?
433
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,505
Denny: I got a hot tip
434
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,610
that there's some crayons
on the premises.
435
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:51,683
Ah, the Burnt Sienna
is in custody.
436
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:53,168
Over.
437
00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:55,377
[ Horn blows ]
438
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:57,172
[ Cheers and applause ]
439
00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:59,001
Have a good 'un!
440
00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:02,625
Are you absolutely sure
we're playin' this thing?
441
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,075
This is all legit, right?
442
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,697
'Cause I've read the schedule
three times.
443
00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:07,596
I don't see us
anywhere on it.
444
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:09,391
Well, if you announce
a surprise guest,
445
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,565
then it ain't much of
a damn surprise now, is it?
446
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,085
And it's weird that you're
turning the shrimp buffet
447
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,328
into our merch table.
448
00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:16,605
Hey! Git on out of here!
449
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:18,538
Them bandaners
ain't napkins, haus.
450
00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:20,333
And why isn't my face
on the T-shirt?
451
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:21,679
Screen printing's
expensive.
452
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,681
And they do charge
more for extra faces.
453
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,166
Let's not make this
an ego thing, okay?
454
00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:27,478
Why are we the bush?
455
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:28,997
On a boat?
Shh!
456
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:30,170
Hey, look!
There's Early!
457
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,378
Hi, Early!
458
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,035
We're on a boat!Shh, shh, shh!
459
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,106
Stop drawing attention to us.
We're undercover here.
460
00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:37,522
I am a millionaire businessman
from Ohio.
461
00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:39,317
And you are
my precious toddler
462
00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:41,181
who thinks the world
revolves around him.
463
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,494
I don't want to be
on this cruise, Daddy!There you go.
464
00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:45,634
I want to be on
the Disney cruise
465
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:47,670
with Doofy
and Marty Mouse!
466
00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:49,707
Hey!
Shut that wrinkly-ass baby up!
467
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,708
We're about to perform here.
468
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,572
Wait, we're playing here?
469
00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:54,677
Right now?I'm Big Daddy...
470
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:56,162
And I'm still not clear
471
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,749
on whether this is
a legitimate gig or not.
472
00:15:57,784 --> 00:15:59,337
And together we are...
473
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:01,063
Muscadine Wine!Muscadine Wine!
474
00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,203
No, no, no,
shut this down right now.
475
00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:04,687
Okay,
that's our time, folks.
476
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,172
Y'all can come see us
at the merch table.
477
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:08,415
Um, where exactly
are we booked to play?
478
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,590
You ain't officially booked
to play anywhere.
479
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,281
So pack up your gear
and get on.
480
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,627
You're blockin'
the shrimp.
481
00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:15,388
Ugh, I knew it!
You lied to me!
482
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:17,528
Oh, no, no, baby.
Come on now.
483
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:18,529
You just tense
484
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,358
'cause of all the damn
deceptions from my lie.
485
00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:22,291
[ Slurps ]
Ow!
486
00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:23,810
Ow! Ow! Ow!Git my foot out of your mouth!
Gross!
487
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:26,088
Stop stomping on me,
you flat-footed bimbo!
488
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:27,331
This is over.
I'm out.
489
00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:29,057
I was only
suckin' on your foot
490
00:16:29,091 --> 00:16:30,541
'cause I felt sorry
for you!
491
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:34,234
Muscadine Wine is over!
492
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,098
Damn it! It's over!
493
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,066
Hm, these is
quality garments.
494
00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:42,242
What the hell
are you doing here?
495
00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:44,693
It's me. Rusty.
I came on this cruise to --
496
00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:46,522
To spy on my ass.
And where is Randy?
497
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:48,179
He's staying
with my mama.
498
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:49,353
And your mama...
499
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:50,837
Remember we have
the same mama?
500
00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,494
He ain't with me.
501
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:53,702
[ Munches ]
502
00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:55,255
I got me a deal
on a cruise.
503
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,567
[ Munches ]
504
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,362
Kids are boring.
505
00:16:58,396 --> 00:16:59,673
Where the hell
is my son?
506
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:02,573
Hey, take a chill pill,
man.
507
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:06,163
I left him with some little dude
with a mustache.
508
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:07,578
He seemed pretty cool.
509
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:10,857
[ Mid-tempo music
plays on TV]
510
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:14,033
You're gonna want burnt sienna
for that king cab.
511
00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:19,762
You're my favorite
babysitter ever.
512
00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:23,870
♪♪
513
00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,183
[ Sniffles ]
514
00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,185
[ Slurps,
inhales sharply ]
515
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:31,705
♪♪
516
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,259
[ Slurps ]
517
00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:35,330
Send somebody up here
with a damn refill!
518
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:36,745
[ Slurps ]
519
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,781
More rum and less fruit
this sonofabitchin' time!
520
00:17:38,816 --> 00:17:40,714
[ Sniffles, cries ]
521
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,199
Well, that's some
impressive climbing
522
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,477
considering how drunk
you appear to be.
523
00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,203
Hell, Steve Earle,
524
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:48,619
I can get me a toehold
on this rock-climbing wall.
525
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:51,656
But in my music career,
I'm a Goddamn failure!
526
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:53,417
I-I wouldn't say that.
527
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:56,558
I caught your very brief set
next to the shrimp buffet,
528
00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,491
and you and that girl
sounded good together,
529
00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:00,113
until she run off.
530
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,666
She is
out of the damn band!
531
00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:02,874
She is out of my life!
532
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,359
Hell,
I'm out of my life!
533
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:05,843
I'm out of
my Goddamn mind!
534
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,431
Hold up, brother.
535
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:08,880
Y-- you aren't thinking
of ending it, are you?
536
00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:11,504
Jumping off a rock-climbing wall
on a cruise ship?
537
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,161
That ain't outlaw.
538
00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:14,748
What the hell do you know
about bein' an outlaw,
539
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:16,371
Shooter Jennings?
540
00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,614
I've been arrested
for armed robbery 37 times
541
00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:21,203
at the same
Goddamn convenience store.
542
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:22,411
I never learn!
543
00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:23,930
[ Grunts, strains ]
544
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:26,588
"Outlaw" ain't about
doin' things against the law.
545
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,555
It's about
artistic freedom,
546
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:32,732
workin' outside the machine,
doin' your own thing.
547
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,217
Not playin' by the rules,
and listening to your gut.
548
00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:36,494
That's outlaw.
549
00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:37,875
Nikki Lane?
550
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,843
Swimmin' upstream,
breakin' away from the pack.
551
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,190
That's outlaw.
552
00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:43,777
Lucinda Williams?
553
00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:45,710
Marrying and divorcing
seven different women.
554
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,747
Smoking crack,
weapons possession,
555
00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:49,369
failure to appear
in court.
556
00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:51,785
That's all pretty outlaw, too.
Right, Steve?
557
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:55,755
Ain't you supposed to be hostin'
the coozie swap on deck 16?
558
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,722
Coozie swaps can be outlaw,
Steve.
559
00:18:57,757 --> 00:18:59,724
Yeah! Whatever helps you
sleep at night!
560
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,623
Whatever helps your face
sleep at night.
561
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,694
You might be an outlaw,
Early,
562
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,213
but you sure
don't look it.
563
00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:06,904
What are you wearing
on your head anyways?
564
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:10,356
By God.
Is that real cadaver hair?
565
00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:11,909
[ Sighs ] You're right.
566
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,566
Everybody's right.
567
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,362
I've been workin' against my gut
this whole time!
568
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:17,673
Staying within the lines!
569
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,192
Following all the rules!
570
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:21,884
Well, I say, no damn more!
571
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:23,472
-There you go!
-All right, now that's outlaw!
572
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,716
-Right on, man.
-That's right, I'm an outlaw.
573
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,753
I've been following my pecker
instead of my artistic vision.
574
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:30,928
I've got to be true
to who I am!
575
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:34,518
A foot-lickin' freak
who sangs for attention!
576
00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:35,898
Yeah!
577
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:37,728
Well, that ain't outlaw,
sugar --
578
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:38,901
that's just weird.
579
00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:40,593
Don't you
kink shame me!
580
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,733
[ Music plays,
crowd cheers ]
581
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:45,529
♪ Rustin' like a dove
in an iron cage ♪
582
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:48,221
♪♪
583
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:49,533
[ Cheers and applause ]
584
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,844
Thank ya.
585
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,364
Y'all like outlaw country?
586
00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:56,747
Well, this sumbitch is
the biggest outlaw I know.
587
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,300
He's a good friend
of mine,
588
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,889
and he's willing to grace us
with a song...
589
00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:03,581
Mr. Early Cuyler!
590
00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:05,031
Thank you, Steve.
591
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:07,689
When I said I wanted
to play a song with you,
592
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,553
I fuckin lied!
593
00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:10,795
All right!
Everybody on the floor!
594
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,590
Get your ass on the floor
right now!
595
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,627
Pass all your purses and green
leafy moneys up in front!
596
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:15,869
Come on!
Quick! Quick!
597
00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:17,975
I'll admit,
this is pretty outlaw.
598
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,770
Shut up and unhook
your wallet chain.
599
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,392
I ain't shootin' skeet
here!
600
00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:22,738
I'm sorry about your band,
601
00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:24,913
and that I didn't
trust you, Tammi.
602
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:26,880
But not completely sorry,
'cause look.
603
00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:28,572
Gimme all
them drink cards too!
604
00:20:28,606 --> 00:20:30,505
Them hurricanes
is 13 damn dollars a piece!
605
00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:31,713
[ Slurps ]
606
00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:34,474
Yeah,
I guess you called it.
607
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:36,511
Do you accept
my apology?
608
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:37,788
Ew! Gross!
609
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:39,410
What the hell am I supposed
to do with it?
610
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,378
All the shrimp in the buffet,
in this bag!
611
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:42,655
Right now!
612
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:44,484
Crushed ice too,
you moron!
613
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:46,624
You think I want to eat all this
in one sitting?
614
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,281
Early, don't do this.
615
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,765
Oh, well, now,
looky here.
616
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,388
She wants to be
back in the band!
617
00:20:51,422 --> 00:20:52,734
Well, tough toenails!
618
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,632
'Cause this here
is a solo show!
619
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:55,909
Hell yeah, baby!
620
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,566
Daddy, this has got
to be a felony.
621
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,775
Shut up, millionaire
businessman from Ohio.
622
00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:01,639
You just write me a check
for a million dollars.
623
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:04,573
And put it in this here bag
right now.
624
00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:07,576
And if any of y'all
try to find me,
625
00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:09,544
you'll get
a face full of ink.
626
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,408
[ Grunts ]
627
00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:13,513
That's just a damn taste
of what you gon' get.
628
00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:15,308
So long, suckas!
629
00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:17,690
You know he's got no idea
how to swim.
630
00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:19,036
Help! I can't swim!
631
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,556
I can't swim! Damn!
Aah!
632
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,592
We need to throw him
a life preserver, right?
633
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:24,800
I can't swim!
634
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:26,802
Uh...right?
635
00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:31,393
Well, I mean,
he's pretty far away now.
636
00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:33,671
Shrimp, line up
in an orderly fashion
637
00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:35,915
and pull me to shore
like a dog sled!
638
00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,744
I am your aquatic king!
639
00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,470
Aah!
640
00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:42,059
Aah! Aah! Aah!
641
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,336
Well...
642
00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:44,613
I hear there's
643
00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:48,755
a build-your-own po' boy
situation on deck 6.
644
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,068
Yeah,
it's been a long day.
645
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,587
A self-made po' boy
646
00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:54,416
would hit the spot
right about now.
647
00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:55,866
Yeah! Po' boys!
Whoo!
648
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,040
Aah!
Throw me a life preserver!
649
00:21:58,075 --> 00:22:00,008
Aah! Aah! Aah!
650
00:22:07,153 --> 00:22:09,569
[ Dolphin calling ]
651
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:16,956
Early: ♪ Made in Georgia
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