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WHY'S EVERYBODY LOOKIN'
AT ME?
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WELL, WE GOT TO!
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YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THAT
TO BELIEVE IT!
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HOW MANY YOU RECKON
HAS GONE DOWN
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INTO THAT BOTTOMLESS PIT
SO FAR?
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I STOPPED COUNTIN'
AT FOUR.
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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WHAT YOU DOIN'?
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JUST CHECKING
TO SEE IF THEY'RE
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COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
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SPOT ANYTHING?
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NOT YET.
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GOOD, THEN I GOT ROOM
FOR MARSHMALLOWS.
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OH, NO!
YOU EAT ANY MORE,
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YOU'LL SWELL UP SO TIGHT
YOUR FRECKLES WILL FALL OFF.
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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HOW'S ABOUT TAKING
A LITTLE WALK
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DOWN BY THE LAKE,
HILDA MAY?
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I REALLY SHOULD
HELP CLEAN UP HERE.
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OH, NO, YOU TWO GO AHEAD.
I CAN DO IT.
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WELL, IF YOU'RE SURE
YOU DON'T MIND.
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[ BARNEY GRUNTING ]
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[ Chuckling ]
ALL RIGHT.
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I HOPE THERE AREN'T
ANY WILD ANIMALS.
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IF I WERE YOU,
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I WOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH
ABOUT THE WILD ANIMALS.
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AUNT BEE,
CAN YOU AND ME
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TAKE A WALK
THROUGH THE WOODS
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AND LOOK
FOR GOPHERS?
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OH, NOW,
I SHOULD STAY
AND HELP ELLIE.
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NO, YOU GO AHEAD,
AUNT BEE.
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REALLY?
I CAN CLEAN UP.
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ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, OPIE.
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OH.
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THEN AFTER
WE GET BACK
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CAN I EAT
SOME MORE HOT DOGS?
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WALKIN' MAKES ME
HUNGRY.
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OH, NOW, OPIE,
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S A GOOD THING
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THAT BOY
AIN'T A BEAVER.
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THERE WOULDN'T
BE A TREE LEFT
IN THESE WOODS.
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YOU KNOW YOU SURE DO
ADD TO A PICNIC.
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YOU REAL DO.
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I USED TO THINK
ALL YOU NEEDED
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WAS WEENIES
AND LEMONADE
AND POTATO SALAD
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BUT YOU ROUND
IT OFF REAL NICE.
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WELL, THANK YOU KINDLY,
SHERIFF.
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WHEN YOU RATE ME
RIGHT UP THERE
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WITH POTATO SALAD,
I KNOW YOU CARE.
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[ SIGHING ]
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[ MOANING ]
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ANDY, WHAT'S THAT?
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WHAT'S WHAT?
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THAT ARTICLE ABOUT CANDIDATES
FOR THE CITY COUNCIL.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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I IMAGINE
IT'S AN ARTICLE
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ABOUT THE CANDIDATES
FOR THE CITY COUNCIL.
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BUT, ANDY,
LOOK WHO THEY ARE.
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WELL, WHAT'S SO
SPECIAL ABOUT IT?
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JUST THE SAME FELLAS
THAT ALWAYS RUN.
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EVERY ONE OF THOSE CANDIDATES
FOR CITY COUNCIL IS A MAN.
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WELL, THAT'S WHY THEY
CALL 'EM COUNCIL MEN.
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IT DOES SEEM TO FIT.
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I-I THINK THAT'S AWFUL.
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WHY DON'T THEY HAVE
WOMEN RUNNING FOR COUNCIL?
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YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT
WOMEN RUNNIN' FOR COUNCIL?
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WELL, WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE ONE OF 'EM
MIGHT WIN.
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AND WHY NOT?
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THEY DO EVERYWHERE ELSE.
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APPARENTLY YOU
DON'T THINK MUCH OF WOMEN.
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OH, NOW, ELINOR,
YOU'RE TAKING IT PERSONAL.
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DARN RIGHT I AM!
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OH, WELL, NOW,
THAT'S A SILLY ATTITUDE.
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SILLY?!
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OH, OH, I DIDN'T
MEAN TO SAY THAT.
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NO, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO SAY THAT A BIT.
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IT JUST SLIPPED
RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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HERE, GIVE IT, GIVE
IT RIGHT BACK TO ME.
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[ SUCKING ]
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WELL, THERE, IT'S BACK.
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[ GROANING ]
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AND IT HAD A BAD TASTE.
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THAT'S THE WAY
A PRETTY YOUNG GIRL
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OUGHT TO LOOK
AT A PICNIC.
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NOT SCRUNCHED UP
OVER A WHOLE
MESS OF POLITICS.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
I WASN'T DISCUSSING POLITICS.
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I GUESS I WAS JUST
TRYING TO DEFEND MY SEX.
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AND WITH PERFECT RIGHT.
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SHOWS YOU GOT
A LOT OF PRIDE AND DIGNITY.
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THANK YOU.
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AND NO NEED
TO THANK ME,
EITHER.
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I WAS JUST STATIN' A FACT.
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WHOLE LOT OF TIMES
WE DO THINGS AND SAY THINGS
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EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW DEEP DOWN
THEY'RE JUST PLAIN SILLY.
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OH, DID THAT BAD-TASTIN' WORD
SLIP OUT AGAIN?
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ELLIE...
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT.
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DON'T GO.
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UH, ELLIE--
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THEM
GREASY WORDS THAT SLIPS OUT
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WITHOUT YOU A-KNOWIN' IT.
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IF THAT AIN'T THE SILLIEST...
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OH...
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UH...
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HOW'S THIS, UH,
SOUND TO YOU, OTIS?
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UH, IT STARTS OFF,
IT SAYS, UH, IT SAYS
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"DEAR ELLIE,
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"I AM SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY.
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"I WOULD NOT INTENTIONALLY
INSULT YOU OR ANY OTHER WOMAN.
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME."
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SIGNED, "YOUR FRIEND
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AND ADMIRER OF WOMEN
EVERYWHERE, ANDY."
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NO. NO, NO.
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NO, ANDY.
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DON'T NEVER APOLOGIZE
TO A WOMAN.
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I SAY, IF YOU GOT AN ARGUMENT
WITH A WOMAN,
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STAND UP AND FIGHT IT OUT.
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WELL, FIGHTIN' IT OUT'S WHAT
PUT YOU BEHIND THEM BARS, OTIS.
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BUT SHE THREW A DISH AT ME.
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YOU SWUNG A LEG OF LAMB AT HER.
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BUT I MISSED HER.
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YEAH, BUT YOU
HIT HER MOTHER.
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YEAH.
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RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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OTIS, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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WHEN DEALIN' WITH WOMEN
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YOU GOT TO BE CALM
AND COOL AND GENTLE.
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YOU CAN'T GO
AROUND HITTIN'
THEM IN THE MOUTH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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SHERIFF.
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SHERIFF, GUESS WHAT.
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OH, HI, OTIS.
I JUST SEEN
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YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
COMIN' OUT OF THE DENTIST.
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ANDY, GUESS WHAT.
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WHAT?
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GO AHEAD AND GUESS.
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GUESS WHAT?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
TRY AND GUESS.
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I CAN'T.
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OH, GUESS!
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WELL, LET'S SEE...
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ELLIE WALKER JUST SIGNED UP
TO RUN FOR COUNCIL.
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NO!
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IT'S TRUE. SHE'S GOT
A BUNCH OF WOMEN GOIN' AROUND
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WITH A PETITION
TO GET ON THE BALLOT.
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HILDA MAY'S ONE OF THEM.
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A WOMAN
RUNNING FOR COUNCIL?
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THAT'S AWFUL.
WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.
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THAT'S
WHAT I TRIED TO TELL HILDA MAY.
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I WAS SO UPSET,
I COME DARN NEAR NOT SIGNIN' IT.
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DO YOU MEAN
TO STAND THERE
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ON THEM TWO SKINNY
FEET OF YOURS
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AND TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY
SIGNED THAT PETITION?
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WELL...
WELL, DARN IT, ANDY,
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SHE-SHE-SHE'S GOT WAYS.
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GOT WAYS?
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AW, WHAT KIND OF WAYS?
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WELL, SHE-SHE
SWEET-TALKED ME.
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SWEET-TALKED YOU?
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WHAT'D SHE SAY TO YOU?
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WELL, COME ON,
WHAT'D SHE SAY?
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SHE SAID, UH,
SHE SAID "B-B-BARNEY...
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YEAH.
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"HONEY...
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YEAH.
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"SUGAR...
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YEAH, YEAH.
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"CREAM PUFF...
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CREAM PUFF?
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THAT'S RIGHT -- CREAM PUFF!
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DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR
OF A CREAM PUFF BEFORE?!
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
NO WOMAN'S GONNA WIN.
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THAT AIN'T THE POINT.
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IT'S JUST BAD HAVIN' A WOMAN
RUNNIN', CREAM PUFF.
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WELL, YEAH, BOY,
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IT AIN'T NEVER HAPPENED
IN MAYBERRY BEFORE.
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COULD STIR UP A RIGHT
GOOD-SIZED HORNET'S NEST.
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MAYBE I BETTER
TRY TO UNSTIR IT.
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YOU GOING TO HAVE A TALK
WITH ELLIE?
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YEAH, I RECKON I
BETTER, CREAM PUFF.
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YOU CAN TALK ALL YOU WANT,
BUT IF YOU WANT RESULTS
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HIT HER IN THE MOUTH
WITH A LEG OF LAMB.
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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YES,
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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OH... IT'S YOU.
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UH, I DON'T, UH,
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I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR BEING MAD AT ME
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AND I'M...
I'M SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY.
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WELL, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, SO AM I.
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I WAS RUDE TO WALK
OUT ON YOU, ANDY.
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I'M SORRY.
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DO YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?
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WELL, I RECKON I DO.
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OH, GOOD.
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LET'S HAVE A PEACE OFFERING.
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FINE.
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I'LL BUY YOU A SODA.
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OH. OH, THAT'S RIGHT
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THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A TREAT
FOR YOU, IS IT?
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE
OFFERING A SHOEMAKER
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AN EXTRA MOUTHFUL OF TACKS.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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WELL, LET ME FIX
YOU ONE ANYWAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH, IT'S GOOD
FOR YOU TO LAUGH
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ESPECIALLY
AFTER YOU'VE BEEN MAD.
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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OH, AND SPEAKIN' OF LAUGHIN',
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A FELLOW TOLD ME
THE FUNNIEST THING.
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I NEAR 'BOUT DIED.
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HAVE YOU HEARD THE WILD RUMOR
GOIN' AROUND TOWN ABOUT YOU?
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YOU DON'T MEAN
ABOUT ME RUNNING FOR COUNCIL?
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AIN'T THAT THE MOST RIDICULOUS
THING YOU EVER HEARD OF?
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NO.
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NO?
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NO, IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE.
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OH, ELLIE.
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YOU DON'T
WANT TO CONCERN YOURSELF
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WITH GOVERNMENT BUSINESS.
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YOU WANT TO LET THE MEN
WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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ALL YOU WANT TO WORRY
YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD ABOUT
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IS WOMAN'S STUFF--
GOIN' SHOPPIN'
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AND LOOKIN' IN WINDOWS
AND TRYIN' ON HATS AND...
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EATIN' THEM LITTLE BITTY
SANDWICHES
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YOU HAVE AT THE PARTIES
AND GOSSIPIN' AND...
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Y-YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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OH, I SEE.
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GOOD.
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A WOMAN SHOULD KEEP HER PLACE,
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STAY WHERE SHE BELONGS.
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A WOMAN SHOULDN'T
TRY TO THINK
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ALONG THE SAME
LEVEL AS A MAN.
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WHY? BECAUSE WE'RE
SIMPLE-MINDED LITTLE FOOLS.
238
00:10:05,935 --> 00:10:08,805
NOW, ELINOR, YOU'RE PUTTIN'
WORDS IN MY MOUTH...
239
00:10:08,838 --> 00:10:11,641
LET ME PUT IN A FEW MORE:
I AM NOT WITHDRAWING.
240
00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:14,344
I HAVE EVERY INTENTION
OF RUNNING FOR COUNCIL.
241
00:10:14,378 --> 00:10:17,614
WHAT'S MORE, I WILL ENCOURAGE
OTHER WOMEN TO DO THE SAME.
242
00:10:17,647 --> 00:10:19,283
WHO KNOWS?
THE DAY MAY COME
243
00:10:19,316 --> 00:10:21,218
WHEN THE CITY COUNCIL
OF MAYBERRY
244
00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:22,919
IS COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF WOMEN.
245
00:10:22,952 --> 00:10:25,322
PUT THAT IN YOUR
SODA AND SIP IT.
246
00:10:28,925 --> 00:10:30,894
OTIS WAS RIGHT.
247
00:10:30,927 --> 00:10:34,164
ALL THEY UNDERSTAND'S
A LEG OF LAMB.
248
00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:44,208
HERE'S ONE -- PUT
THAT ONE UP RIGHT THERE.
249
00:10:46,643 --> 00:10:49,746
THEY NEVER SMILE ON THESE
"WANTED" PICTURES, DO THEY?
250
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,315
NO SO AS YOU
CAN TELL IT.
251
00:10:51,348 --> 00:10:53,583
RECKON THEY AIN'T GOT
NOTHIN' TO SMILE ABOUT.
252
00:10:53,617 --> 00:10:55,419
Aunt Bee: DINNER, EVERYBODY!
253
00:10:55,452 --> 00:10:56,486
THERE YOU ARE!
254
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,487
OH, LOOK OUT.
255
00:10:57,521 --> 00:10:59,789
OH, BOY, I COULD EAT A HORSE.
256
00:10:59,823 --> 00:11:00,957
AIN'T GOT A HORSE,
257
00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:02,926
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
SOME FRIED CHICKEN.
258
00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,628
Barney:
MMM, LOOK AT THAT.
259
00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:06,630
[ ALL CLAMORING OVER FOOD ]
260
00:11:11,435 --> 00:11:13,370
HONEY, CHICKEN...
261
00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:15,739
LOOK AT THEM
TURNIP GREENS.
262
00:11:15,772 --> 00:11:18,242
HAVE TO SAVE THAT
GIZZARD FOR BARNEY.
263
00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:19,776
HAVE YOU HEARD
THE NEWS?
264
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,478
HAVE YOU HEARD
THE NEWS?!
265
00:11:21,511 --> 00:11:22,512
WHAT NEWS?
266
00:11:22,546 --> 00:11:24,248
ELLIE TURNED IN
HER PETITION.
267
00:11:24,281 --> 00:11:27,317
SHE GOT ENOUGH NAMES
TO RUN FOR COUNCIL.
268
00:11:27,351 --> 00:11:28,518
YOU DON'T MEAN IT.
269
00:11:28,552 --> 00:11:30,420
SHE NEEDED A HUNDRED NAMES.
270
00:11:30,454 --> 00:11:32,789
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE GOT.
271
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,924
AN EVEN HUNDRED.
272
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,760
WELL, ISN'T IT EXCITING?
273
00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:38,628
THE FIRST TIME
IN MAYBERRY
274
00:11:38,662 --> 00:11:40,897
A WOMAN EVER RAN
FOR OFFICE?
275
00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:44,301
WE'RE GROWING UP
LIKE THE BIG CITIES.
276
00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:46,970
OH, OTIS, I HOPE
YOU'RE OUT OF JAIL
277
00:11:47,003 --> 00:11:48,872
IN TIME TO VOTE.
278
00:11:56,313 --> 00:11:57,514
I AIN'T HUNGRY.
279
00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:03,820
[ Sighs ]
I WOULDN'T HAVE
BELIEVED IT.
280
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,555
A HUNDRED NAMES.
281
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:07,924
I NEVER THOUGHT
SHE'D GET ENOUGH.
282
00:12:07,957 --> 00:12:09,926
YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT?
283
00:12:12,329 --> 00:12:15,832
YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT?
284
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:20,504
IF SHE'D JUST GOT 99,
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT,
285
00:12:20,537 --> 00:12:21,871
BUT SHE GOT A HUNDRED!
286
00:12:21,905 --> 00:12:24,341
AMAZING WHAT THAT
HUNDREDTH NAME
287
00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:25,975
CAN DO ON A PETITION,
AIN'T IT?
288
00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:28,445
ANDY, MY NAME WASN'T
THE HUNDREDTH ONE.
289
00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:30,647
IT WAS THE VERY FIRST.
290
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,487
ANDY...
291
00:12:37,521 --> 00:12:38,822
HAVE YOU HEARD
THE NEWS?
292
00:12:38,855 --> 00:12:40,023
MY WIFE'S ALL
FOR THIS,
293
00:12:40,056 --> 00:12:41,691
AND SHE AIN'T
THE ONLY ONE.
294
00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:43,727
NO TELLING WHERE
IT'S LIABLE TO END.
295
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,430
IT'S LIABLE TO SNOWBALL
CLEAR OUT OF CONTROL.
296
00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:47,697
THIS IS
THE WORST THING
297
00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:49,466
THAT EVER HAPPENED
TO THIS TOWN.
298
00:12:49,499 --> 00:12:50,934
IT'S MAYBERRY'S
DARKEST HOUR.
299
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,869
OH, NOW, FELLAS,
IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
300
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,070
THERE HE IS.
301
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:56,072
THERE'S THE WEAK-KNEED,
CHICKEN-LIVERED,
302
00:12:56,105 --> 00:12:57,474
YELLOW-STREAK TURNCOAT.
303
00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:58,575
NOW, LOOK, SAM
304
00:12:58,608 --> 00:13:00,377
YOU GOT SOMETHING
TO SAY, SAY IT.
305
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:01,611
NOW, NOW, BOYS
306
00:13:01,645 --> 00:13:03,780
IT AIN'T NO USE TO LET
YOUR TEMPERS FLARE.
307
00:13:03,813 --> 00:13:05,749
IF BARNEY HADN'T
SIGNED THAT PETITION
308
00:13:05,782 --> 00:13:08,552
WHY, THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN
THEIR HUNDREDTH NAME
309
00:13:08,585 --> 00:13:09,553
SOMEPLACE ELSE.
310
00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:10,654
THERE AIN'T NO USE
311
00:13:10,687 --> 00:13:12,356
TO COME IN HERE
AND CHEW HIM OUT.
312
00:13:12,389 --> 00:13:13,357
THANKS, ANDY.
313
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:14,491
IT'S OKAY, TURNCOAT.
314
00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:15,892
ALL RIGHT,
FORGETTING BARNEY
315
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,594
AND GETTING BACK
TO THE PROBLEM.
316
00:13:17,627 --> 00:13:19,529
WE'RE LAYING THIS
RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR.
317
00:13:19,563 --> 00:13:22,065
WE AIN'T NEVER HAD A WOMAN
RUN FOR OFFICE BEFORE.
318
00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:23,667
WHAT YOU GOING
TO DO ABOUT IT?
319
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:24,701
YOU'RE HER FRIEND.
320
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,503
NOW, NOW, JUST
WAIT A MINUTE.
321
00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:28,972
NOW, ELLIE'S JUST
RUNNING FOR COUNCIL.
322
00:13:29,005 --> 00:13:31,541
NOW, RUNNING IS A LONG
WAYS FROM WINNING.
323
00:13:31,575 --> 00:13:32,809
DON'T BE TOO SURE.
324
00:13:32,842 --> 00:13:34,978
THEY'RE A LOT OF WOMEN
VOTERS IN THIS TOWN.
325
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:36,780
JUST AS MANY AS
THERE ARE MEN.
326
00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:38,014
NOT TO MENTION
A FEW MEN
327
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:39,849
THAT MIGHT GO OVER
TO THEIR SIDE.
328
00:13:39,883 --> 00:13:41,885
WHAT MAN WOULD VOTE FOR A WOMAN?
329
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:43,953
THE SAME WEAK-KNEED,
CHICKEN-LIVERED,
330
00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:46,890
YELLOW-STREAK TURNCOAT
THAT WOULD SIGN A PETITION!
331
00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:51,995
I'M JUST WAITING
FOR YOU TO GO TOO FAR.
332
00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:56,500
I SAID RUNNING IS A LONG WAYS
FROM WINNING, AND IT IS.
333
00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:58,868
NOW, IF YOU DON'T WANT
SOMETHING TO HAPPEN
334
00:13:58,902 --> 00:14:01,070
YOU DON'T STAND AROUND
AND WHINE ABOUT IT.
335
00:14:01,104 --> 00:14:02,071
YOU DO SOMETHING.
336
00:14:02,105 --> 00:14:03,072
WHAT?
337
00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:04,340
LOOK.
338
00:14:13,116 --> 00:14:15,519
NOW, WE CONTROL
THE PURSE STRINGS,
339
00:14:15,552 --> 00:14:16,653
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
340
00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:18,922
NOW, SUPPOSE WE SHOWED
OUR WOMENFOLK
341
00:14:18,955 --> 00:14:22,091
WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO DO WITHOUT CERTAIN THINGS
342
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:25,094
IF THEY GET TOO CUTE
ABOUT THIS ELECTION BUSINESS.
343
00:14:25,128 --> 00:14:26,930
SUPPOSE, LIKE, FOR INSTANCE
344
00:14:26,963 --> 00:14:29,533
CHARGE ACCOUNTS
JUST STOPPED CHARGING.
345
00:14:29,566 --> 00:14:31,801
YEAH.
THAT MIGHT WORK, HUH?
346
00:14:31,835 --> 00:14:33,537
HEY, THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA, ANDY.
347
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,405
MAYBE THEN
THEY'LL THINK TWICE
348
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,106
BEFORE RUNNING A WOMAN
FOR OFFICE.
349
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,476
BY GOLLY, I'M GOING
DOWN TO DAVIS' STORE
350
00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:41,778
AND CUT THAT CHARGE
ACCOUNT OFF RIGHT NOW.
351
00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:45,949
OTIS!
352
00:14:45,982 --> 00:14:47,484
HUH?
353
00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:49,653
YOU'RE STILL A PRISONER,
YOU KNOW.
354
00:14:49,686 --> 00:14:52,088
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
355
00:14:52,121 --> 00:14:53,423
CAN I USE THE PHONE?
356
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,658
HELP YOURSELF.
357
00:14:56,092 --> 00:14:57,827
I WANT TO CALL THE STORE.
358
00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,162
YEAH.
359
00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:08,738
SARA, GET ME DAVIS' STORE,
WILL YA?
360
00:15:08,772 --> 00:15:11,908
THIS WILL HURT HER
MORE THAN A LEG OF LAMB
361
00:15:11,941 --> 00:15:13,510
ACROSS THE MOUTH.
362
00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,980
[ NO AUDIO ]
363
00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:22,045
[ CLAMORING ]
364
00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:23,913
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
365
00:16:23,947 --> 00:16:25,181
THE MEN STARTED THIS.
366
00:16:25,214 --> 00:16:27,116
WE HAVE SOME PRETTY
POTENT WEAPONS
367
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:28,618
TO FIGHT THEM
BACK WITH.
368
00:16:28,652 --> 00:16:29,653
WE HAVE?
369
00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:31,888
WHY, SURE, WE HAVE.
370
00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:27,644
THERE YOU ARE, OPIE,
GOOD OLD SCRAMBLED EGGS.
371
00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,913
IS THA WHAT THEY ARE?
372
00:17:29,946 --> 00:17:32,649
OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.
WHAT'D YOU THINK?
373
00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:36,753
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TELL
UNDER ALL THE BLACK PART.
374
00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:38,054
IT'S NOT BLACK.
375
00:17:38,087 --> 00:17:39,589
IT'S WELL-DONE.
376
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,659
OH, YOU MEAN LIKE THE WELL-DONE
BLACK RICE
377
00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:44,628
WE HAD FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY.
378
00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:51,267
OPIE, I'M HAVING
379
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,270
SOME DELICIOUS,
HOMEMADE STEW.
380
00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:56,272
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO JOIN ME?
381
00:17:56,305 --> 00:17:57,607
NO, MA'AM.
382
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,242
I'M STICKING
WITH THE MEN.
383
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:00,610
THAT'S A TIME.
384
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,012
NO MATTER HOW MUCH
IT HURTS MY STOMACH.
385
00:18:03,046 --> 00:18:04,180
NOW, LOOKIE HERE, BOY.
386
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,649
I DON'T CLAIM
387
00:18:05,682 --> 00:18:08,017
TO BE THE BEST COOK
IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW.
388
00:18:08,051 --> 00:18:09,686
WELL, YOU SURE AIN'T.
389
00:18:09,719 --> 00:18:11,888
ALL RIGHT. EAT YOUR EGGS.
390
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:13,890
NOW, NOW, BOYS,
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
391
00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:16,159
ARE YOU HAVING DIFFICULTY
GETTING ALONG
392
00:18:16,192 --> 00:18:20,063
WITHOUT US
SECOND-RATE WOMEN?
393
00:18:20,096 --> 00:18:21,731
[ KNOCKING ]
394
00:18:21,765 --> 00:18:23,299
COME IN THE HOUSE!
395
00:18:23,332 --> 00:18:24,734
OH, ELLIE.
396
00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:27,737
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THE ENEMY CAMP?
397
00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:29,806
I JUST CAME BY
TO SAY "YOU WIN."
398
00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:31,407
HUH?
399
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,677
I'M WITHDRAWING.
400
00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:35,011
HOW'S THAT?
401
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,813
OH, ELLIE, WHY?
402
00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:38,948
IT JUST ISN'T
WORTH IT, AUNT BEE.
403
00:18:38,982 --> 00:18:41,084
YOU KNOW THE RALLY
DOWN AT THE HOTEL
404
00:18:41,117 --> 00:18:44,754
WHERE THE LOYAL OPPOSITION
GATHERED TO JEER AND POKE FUN?
405
00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:46,289
WELL, IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT.
406
00:18:46,322 --> 00:18:48,692
A-AND YOU'RE GOING TO QUIT?
407
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:49,759
THAT'S RIGHT.
408
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,194
WHEN I DECIDED TO RUN
409
00:18:51,227 --> 00:18:54,030
I HAD NO INTENTION OF STARTING
A CIVIL WAR IN MAYBERRY.
410
00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:55,899
I HAPPEN TO LIKE IT HERE
TOO MUCH.
411
00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:57,801
DOES THAT MEAN
WE BEAT 'EM, PA?
412
00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:59,235
YEAH,
I RECKON IT DOES.
413
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,369
WE WON!
WE BEAT THEM FEMALES.
414
00:19:00,403 --> 00:19:01,971
WE KEPT THEM
IN THEIR PLACE.
415
00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:03,106
WAIT JUST A MINUTE.
416
00:19:03,139 --> 00:19:04,941
US MENFOLKS DON'T WANT WOMEN
417
00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:07,010
RUNNING OUR TOWN, DO WE, PA?
418
00:19:08,444 --> 00:19:09,913
NOW, THERE'S
419
00:19:09,946 --> 00:19:12,281
A FINE EXAMPLE
OF RAISING A LITTLE BOY.
420
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,755
UH...
421
00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,690
WELL, ANDY?
422
00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:28,097
UH, UH, ELLIE!
423
00:19:31,768 --> 00:19:33,803
Woman:
I SAY THAT WE'VE BEEN LIVING
424
00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:35,138
IN THE DARK AGES LONG ENOUGH.
425
00:19:35,171 --> 00:19:38,808
[ WOMEN CHEERING ]
426
00:19:38,842 --> 00:19:42,478
WOMEN ARE JUST AS CAPABLE
OF RUNNING MAYBERRY AS THE MEN.
427
00:19:42,511 --> 00:19:44,047
MORE SO.
428
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,715
[ CHEERING ]
429
00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:52,088
Woman:
WE WANT ELLIE!
430
00:19:52,121 --> 00:19:53,089
WE WANT ELLIE!
431
00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,223
WE WANT ELLIE!
432
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:56,292
THERE'S ELLIE NOW!
433
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,894
[ CHEERING ]
434
00:19:57,927 --> 00:19:59,395
[ BAND PLAYING ]
435
00:20:08,805 --> 00:20:10,807
WE WANT ELLIE!
436
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,041
WE WANT ELLIE!
437
00:20:12,075 --> 00:20:13,109
HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
438
00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:14,377
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
439
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:16,946
BUT FIRST, NOW, I WANT
TO SAY SOMETHING.
440
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:19,949
GIVE 'EM WHAT FOR, ANDY.
441
00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:21,450
WHOA, NOW!
442
00:20:21,484 --> 00:20:23,987
WHOA! HOLD BACK THERE
A LITTLE BIT.
443
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,189
HURRAY! ATTABOY, ANDY!
444
00:20:26,222 --> 00:20:27,924
THAT'S ANDY UP THERE.
445
00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:30,259
HE'S MY BOY. YAY!
446
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:31,861
WHOO!
447
00:20:35,431 --> 00:20:37,133
Andy:
NOW, FIRST OFF
448
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,402
I RECKON YOU KNOW
THAT IT'S AGAINST THE LAW
449
00:20:39,435 --> 00:20:41,204
TO HOLD A BIG MEETING
LIKE THIS
450
00:20:41,237 --> 00:20:43,139
IN A PUBLIC PLACE
WITHOUT A PERMIT.
451
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:45,541
[ MURMURING ]
452
00:20:45,574 --> 00:20:48,144
BUT NOW, NOW, I RECKON
453
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:50,880
WE CAN OVERLOOK
THAT LITTLE DETAIL THIS TIME.
454
00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:52,315
[ MURMURING ]
455
00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:56,085
THE FACT IS
456
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:59,388
WE GOT MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO CONSIDER HERE.
457
00:20:59,422 --> 00:21:04,894
NOW, NOW, WE MEN ARE AGAINST
A WOMAN RUNNING FOR COUNCIL.
458
00:21:04,928 --> 00:21:07,396
YEAH! YEAH, ANDY!
459
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,865
[ CLAMORING ]
460
00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:17,106
Andy:
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
461
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:20,043
THE WOMAN IN THIS CASE
BEING ELLIE WALKER.
462
00:21:20,076 --> 00:21:23,179
NOW, WE'RE AGAINST HER
BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN.
463
00:21:23,212 --> 00:21:26,349
BUT NOW, WHEN YOU TRY TO THINK
OF ANY OTHER REASON,
464
00:21:26,382 --> 00:21:28,584
YOU KIND OF DRAW A BLANK.
465
00:21:28,617 --> 00:21:32,822
NOW, I HEARD MY LITTLE BOY,
OPIE, JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO
466
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:34,423
SAY SOMETHING AGAINST WOMEN.
467
00:21:34,457 --> 00:21:36,392
AND I WANT TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH.
468
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,594
I WAS ASHAMED.
I REALLY WAS.
469
00:21:38,627 --> 00:21:41,230
I WAS ASHAMED BECAUSE
HE WAS JUST PARROTING
470
00:21:41,264 --> 00:21:42,598
WHAT HE HAD HEARD
ME SAY.
471
00:21:42,631 --> 00:21:46,535
SEE, I'VE MADE HIM,
I'VE MADE HIM ANTI-WOMAN.
472
00:21:46,569 --> 00:21:48,872
AND BY-AND-BY
SOME OF THESE TIMES
473
00:21:48,905 --> 00:21:51,507
WHEN HE GROWS UP
AND WANTS TO GET MARRIED,
474
00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:53,476
WHY, IF YOU RULED OUT WOMEN,
475
00:21:53,509 --> 00:21:58,047
WHY, THAT CUTS DOWN THE FIELD
A GOOD BIT.
476
00:21:58,081 --> 00:22:01,150
AND, WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
WHAT I'M GETTING AT
477
00:22:01,184 --> 00:22:03,319
IS, IS I HATE TO ADMIT IT,
478
00:22:03,352 --> 00:22:05,488
BUT IF ELLIE WANTS
TO RUN FOR COUNCIL
479
00:22:05,521 --> 00:22:07,957
WELL, I RECKON
SHE'S GOT A RIGHT TO.
480
00:22:07,991 --> 00:22:09,092
Women:
HURRAH!
481
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,961
[ BAND PLAYING ]
482
00:22:11,995 --> 00:22:13,129
HURRAH!
483
00:22:30,613 --> 00:22:32,848
OH, ANDY.
484
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,455
WELL...
485
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:42,158
THERE'S ONE FOR
THE BOOKS, AIN'T IT?
486
00:22:42,191 --> 00:22:45,161
A SHERIFF BEING KISSED
BY A COUNCILMAN.
487
00:22:45,194 --> 00:22:47,263
AND SPEAKING FOR
SHERIFFS EVERYWHERE,
488
00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:49,565
I'M FOR THAT.
489
00:22:55,972 --> 00:22:58,674
* TIME FOR OPIE
TO GO TO BED *
490
00:22:58,707 --> 00:23:00,343
* TIME FOR OPIE TO GO
TO BED *
491
00:23:00,376 --> 00:23:01,410
ONE MORE, PA.
492
00:23:01,444 --> 00:23:02,678
NO, NOW, ANOTHER "ONE MORE."
493
00:23:02,711 --> 00:23:04,213
TIME FOR YOU
TO GO TO BED.
494
00:23:04,247 --> 00:23:05,448
NOW, GET RIGHT ON UP THERE.
495
00:23:05,481 --> 00:23:07,216
GIVE ME A LITTLE SMUG
RIGHT THERE.
496
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,252
GOOD NIGHT, PA.
497
00:23:09,285 --> 00:23:10,286
GOOD NIGHT, MISS ELLIE.
498
00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:11,687
NIGHT, OPIE.
GET ON UP.
499
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,590
I DECLARE, THAT BOY'LL
"ONE MORE SONG" ME
500
00:23:14,623 --> 00:23:17,326
TILL MIDNIGHT IF I
LET HIM STAY UP.
501
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,494
OH, HOWDY, BARNEY.
502
00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,096
COME ON UP ON THE PORCH.
503
00:23:20,129 --> 00:23:21,430
HI, ANDY,
ELLIE.
504
00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:23,666
WHERE'S, UH,
WHERE'S HILDA MAY?
505
00:23:23,699 --> 00:23:24,968
I WALKED HER HOME.
506
00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:27,370
OH, YOU DID,
DID YOU?
507
00:23:27,403 --> 00:23:30,206
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR JAW THERE?
508
00:23:30,239 --> 00:23:31,407
WHERE?
509
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,708
ON OUR CHEEK
RIGHT THERE.
510
00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:34,077
THAT LITTLE RED SMUDGE.
511
00:23:36,045 --> 00:23:37,646
IS THAT SOME OF HILDA MAY'S
LIPSTICK?
512
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,248
I GUESS SO.
513
00:23:39,282 --> 00:23:41,117
I DON'T USE THE STUFF,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.
514
00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:45,721
OH, HILDA MAY GIVE HIM
A LITTLE KISSY, DIDN'T SHE?
515
00:23:45,754 --> 00:23:47,456
DID SHE CALL YOU
"CREAM PUFF"?
516
00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,195
* BARNEY'S A CREAM PUFF,
SO THEY SAY *
517
00:23:52,228 --> 00:23:54,463
* BARNEY'S A CREAM PUFF,
SO THEY SAY *
518
00:23:54,497 --> 00:23:56,699
* BARNEY'S A CREAM PUFF,
SO THEY SAY *
519
00:23:56,732 --> 00:23:59,002
* HE WAS CALLED THAT
BY HILDA MAY *
520
00:23:59,035 --> 00:24:01,204
OH, NOW, ANDY,
STOP TEASING BARNEY.
521
00:24:01,237 --> 00:24:03,706
OH, LET HIM GO, ELLIE.
HE THINKS HE'S SO FUNNY.
522
00:24:03,739 --> 00:24:07,210
IT'S BREAKING ME UP.
HARDY-HAR-HARDY-HAR-HAR.
523
00:24:07,243 --> 00:24:10,279
[ Chuckling ]
MAYBE I DO PICK AT HIM TOO MUCH.
524
00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:11,614
SEEMS LIKE I CAN'T HELP IT,
THOUGH.
525
00:24:11,647 --> 00:24:13,549
I RECKON I'LL QUIT,
I RECKON I'LL JUST
526
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,018
QUIT PICKIN' AT EVERYBODY.
527
00:24:15,051 --> 00:24:17,053
YEAH.
528
00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:19,488
* ELINOR WALKER, COUNCILMAN
529
00:24:19,522 --> 00:24:22,458
* WON THE ELECTION
AND AWAY SHE RAN *
530
00:24:22,491 --> 00:24:25,161
* EVERYBODY KNOWS
SHE'S JUST A FILLY *
531
00:24:25,194 --> 00:24:28,664
* RUNNIN' FOR COUNCIL'S
JUST PLAIN SILLY *
532
00:24:28,697 --> 00:24:30,533
I WON'T, I WON'T,
I WON'T NO MORE.
533
00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:32,535
I WON'T PICK AT YOU
NARY ANOTHER TIME.
534
00:24:32,568 --> 00:24:34,270
[ CHUCKLING ]
535
00:24:34,303 --> 00:24:36,439
* TIME FOR ME
TO SHUT MY MOUTH *
536
00:24:36,472 --> 00:24:38,407
* TIME FOR ME TO SHUT MY MOUTH
537
00:24:38,441 --> 00:24:40,243
* TIME FOR ME
TO SHUT MY MOUTH *
538
00:24:40,276 --> 00:24:43,112
* OR GIVE UP
AND LEAVE THE SOUTH *
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