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GEE, AUNT BEE,
WHAT DOES
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HE ALWAYS HAVE
TO WEAR THIS FOR?
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OPIE, WHEN PEOPLE COME
TO THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TO GET MARRIED,
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THEY EXPECT HIM
TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
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IT MAKES FOR GOOD
TALKING AFTERWARDS.
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COME ALONG, ANDY.
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[ DOORBELL BUZZING ]
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HERE YOU ARE.
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COMING!
JUST A MINUTE.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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HOWDY.
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EVENING, MA'AM.
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I'M SORRY
TO BE SO LATE.
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I, UH...I MEAN, SHE...
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WE WANT TO
GET MARRIED.
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OH, ARE YOU SURE?
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ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY,
POSITIVELY SURE?
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WE'RE DEAD SURE,
MA'AM.
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HERE'S THE LICENSE.
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MM-HMM.
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COME ALONG, THEN.
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ANDY, THESE YOUNG PEOPLE
WANT TO GET MARRIED.
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EVENING, SHERIFF.
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EVENING.
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YOU WANT TO GET
MARRIED, DO YOU?
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WELL, THIS LICENSE...
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JOSH...
JOSH AND HANNAH.
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WELL...
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WELL, JUST JOIN
HANDS, THEN.
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NO, RIGHT HANDS.
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BOTH RIGHT HANDS.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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UH, AUNT BEE,
YOU READY?
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ALL READY.
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[ "WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS ]
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DEARLY BELOVED,
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WE ARE GATHERED
TOGETHER HERE
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IN THE SIGHT
OF THIS COMPANY
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TO JOIN TOGETHER
THIS MAN AND WOMAN
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IN HOLY MATRIMONY.
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HANNAH!
PA!
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IF YOU'VE JUST BECOME
THIS HERE FELLA'S WIFE,
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YOU BETTER
TAKE A LOOK AT HIM
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'CAUSE JUST ABOUT
A SECOND, YOU'RE
GONNA BE HIS WIDOW.
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PA!
SHERIFF.
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WELL, SOMEHOW
I GET THE IMPRESSION
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THAT YOU DON'T TAKE
TOO FAVORABLE
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TO THIS FINE-LOOKIN' YOUNG FELLA
HERE FOR A SON-IN-LAW.
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FAVORABLE? DO YOU KNOW
WHO THIS FINE-LOOKIN', LOWDOWN,
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SNEAKING VARMINT IS, SHERIFF?
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SHERIFF!
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IF YOU'VE
SAID THE WORDS
THAT HITCHED 'EM
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YOU'D BETTER UP
AND FIND SOME WORDS
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TO UNHITCH 'EM
RIGHT NOW.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHY I JUST GET THE FEELIN'
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THIS AIN'T
A VERY POPULAR MARRIAGE HERE.
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NOW LOOK HERE, MR. WAKEFIELD,
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AS JUSTICE OF THE PEACE,
IT'S MY DUTY...
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WAKEFIELD AND CARTER!
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GREAT JUMPING
GOSH ALMIGHTY!
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NOW I DON'T WANT
NO FEUDING IN HERE.
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I LOVE HER
REAL BAD, PA.
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LOVE HER?
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I'M GONNA HIT YOU
RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.
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US WAKEFIELDS BEEN FEUDIN'
THEM CARTERS FOR 87 YEARS.
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YOU WANT TO GO
MESSING IT UP NOW?
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HANNAH, YOU FORGETTIN'
YOU'RE A CARTER?
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
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I'M TRYIN' TO GET MARRIED
AND HAVE A NICE FAMILY.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYIN'
TO DO.
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YOU HUSH UP, HANNAH!
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IT AIN'T THE DUTY
OF THE CARTERS
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TO BRING ANY MORE WAKEFIELDS
INTO THIS WORLD.
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IT'S OUR DUTY TO SEND AS MANY
OF THEM AS WE CAN OUT OF IT.
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NOW LET'S GIT.
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SHERIFF, IT DON'T MATTER
WHAT HER NAME IS--
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WAKEFIELD OR CARTER.
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WE'RE BOTH
MORE THAN 18.
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IT'S YOUR BOUND
AND DUTY TO MARRY US
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IF WE ASK YOU TO.
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WELL, NOW THE BOY'S GOT
HISSELF A POINT THERE...
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BUT YOU ALL HAVE GOT
A BETTER POINT.
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COME ON.
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COME ON.
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WELL, THAT WAS
A WHOLE LOT OF FUN.
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I DECLARE, I BETTER
GET OUT OF THIS OUTFIT.
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I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL
LIKE DOPEY THE DWARF.
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MORNIN', OPIE.
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MORNIN', AUNT BEE.
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I SAYS, UH--
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I SAYS, MORNIN', OPIE,
AND MORNIN', AUNT BEE.
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WELL, NOW...
BEING A SHERIFF,
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WHICH IS A KIND
OF A DETECTIVE,
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LET ME SEE
IF I CAN DEDUCE
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WHY I'M GETTIN' THE COLD
SHOULDER THIS MORNIN'.
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NOW, YOU WAS
FRIENDLY ENOUGH
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'FORE WE WENT
TO BED LAST NIGHT,
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BUT YOU'RE MIGHTY UNFRIENDLY
THIS MORNING.
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SO IT MUST BE SOMETHIN'
THAT HAPPENED
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BETWEEN GOIN' TO BED
AND GETTIN' UP, IS THAT RIGHT?
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YOU LET THEM SCARE YOU, PA.
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WHO?
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OH, WAKEFIELD AND CARTER?
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IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
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OH, ANDY, WHAT
CAN A BODY THINK?
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YOU LETTIN' THOSE
STUBBORN OLD FOOLS
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BLUFF YOU OUT
OF MARRYING
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THOSE TWO LOVIN'
YOUNGSTERS.
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IF THEY WANTED HITCHIN', THEN IT
WAS UP TO YOU TO HITCH 'EM.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU HITCH 'EM, PA?
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WELL, I GUESS
I COULD'VE HITCHED 'EM
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BUT I JUST GOT TO STUDYIN'
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WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
AFTER THE HITCHIN'.
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HUH?
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YOU SEE, THIS AIN'T
THE FIRST TIME
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THAT DESPISIN' FAMILIES
HAD THEIR YOUNG 'UNS
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TO TAKE TO ONE ANOTHER.
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IT AIN'T?
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NO. WHY, I GUESS
ABOUT THE WORSE
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THAT EVER HAPPENED
WAS IN A TALE
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THAT WAS WROTE
A LONG TIME AGO
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BY A FELLA NAMED
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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THAT LIVED OVER
IN THE OLD COUNTRY.
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YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO HEAR ABOUT THAT
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EARLY THIS MORNIN',
WOULD YOU?
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YEAH!
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YOU WOULD?
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WELL, NOW, LET'S SEE
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IF I CAN FIGURE
HOW IT WENT.
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NOW, LET'S SEE.
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WELL, NOW, IT'S ABOUT--
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IT'S ABOUT THIS
BOY AND GIRL
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NAMED ROMEO AND JULIET
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THAT WAS IN LOVE
OF ONE ANOTHER
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JUST LIKE JOSH AND HANNAH,
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ONLY THEIR DADDIES
DIDN'T GET ALONG EITHER,
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AND WHAT ROMEO USED
TO DO TO SEE JULIET--
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HE'D PUT ON A DISGUISE
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AND GO ON OVER
TO HER HOUSE
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AND HE WAS OVER
THERE THIS NIGHT.
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HE WAS OVER THERE STANDIN'
AROUND THE PUNCH BOWL
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AND HAVIN' A GOOD TIME
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AND HE SEEN--
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HE SEEN JULIET COME
DOWN THESE HIGH STEPS
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AND HE WAS SO STRUCK BY HER
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THAT HE GIVE A SOLILOQUY
RIGHT THERE.
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WHAT'S A SOLILOQUY, PA?
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WELL, A SOLILOQUY IS
WHERE YOU KIND OF LOOK
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AWAY OFF AND KIND
OF TALK TO YOURSELF.
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OH.
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THEY USED TO DO THAT
A WHOLE LOT BACK THEN.
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YOU DO IT TODAY
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AND SOMEBODY'LL
TAKE YOU AWAY.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT
HE WAS A-DOIN'
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AND THIS
FELLOW TYBALT,
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A COUSIN OF JULIET'S,
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COME UPON HIM
WITH HIS SWORD DRAWED
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READY TO PICK A FIGHT
WITH HIM RIGHT THERE.
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BUT JULIET'S DADDY,
HE DIDN'T WANT NO BLOODSHED
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RIGHT THERE
IN HIS LIVING ROOM,
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SO ALL HE DONE,
HE RUN ROMEO OFF...
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BUT ROMEO DIDN'T GO
STRAIGHT HOME.
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HE DIDN'T?
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NO.
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HE WENT OUT
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AND HID IN THE YARD
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AND AFTER WHILE,
HE SEEN THIS LIGHT
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COME ON OVER YONDER,
AND HE SAYS--
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HE SAYS, "HARK.
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THEY SAID "HARK" A
WHOLE LOT BACK THEN.
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HE SAYS, "HARK, WHAT LIGHT
BY YONDER WINDER SHINES?"
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WELL, JULIET,
SHE STEPPED OUT
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ONTO THIS STOOP RIGHT THEN,
AND S GIVE A SOLILOQUY,
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AND SOMEWHERE
IN IT SHE SAYS...
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SHE SAYS, "ROMEO, ROMEO..."
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SHE SAYS, "WHEREFORE
ART THOU, ROMEO?"
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WELL, HE POPPED UP AND
SAYS, "I'M RIGHT HERE."
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AND THAT'S
WHERE THEY HAD
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THAT BALCONY SCENE.
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AND SHE GOT TO
TALKIN' TO HIM.
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SHE SAYS, UH,
SHE SAYS, "HON..."
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SHE SAYS, "HON, WHY--
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"WHY DON'T YOU
DENY YOUR DADDY
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AND CHANGE YOUR NAME?"
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AND HE ANSWERED
HER RIGHT BACK.
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HE SAYS, "YOU CAN CHANGE
THE NAME OF A ROSE
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BUT YOU CAN'T DO
NOTHING ABOUT THE SMELL."
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WELL, THEY DECIDED
RIGHT THEN
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THEY'D GET MARRIED
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AND THEY WENT OVER TO
FRIAR LAURENCE'S HOUSE.
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HE WAS THE JUSTICE
OF THE PEACE
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IN THE TOWN IN THAT DAY.
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WELL, HE MARRIED 'EM,
AND HE TOLD ROMEO
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THAT HE OUGHT TO
GO OFF AND LAY LOW
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TILL HE COULD EXPLAIN
THINGS TO THEIR DADDIES
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AND ROMEO DID--
HE WENT OFF.
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AND BEFORE THAT
FRIAR LAURENCE
COULD DO THAT
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WHY, JULIET'S MAMA
TOOK A GREAT NOTION
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THAT JULIET OUGHT
TO GET MARRIED
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TO THIS OTHER FELLOW
AND KIND OF FORGET
ABOUT ROMEO.
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AND THEN JULIET
WAS IN A BIND
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AND SHE WENT OVER
TO FRIAR LAURENCE,
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AND HE MIXED HER UP
A DRINK AND SHE DRUNK IT
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AND IT PUT HER TO SLEEP
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AND EVERYBODY
THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD.
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OH, THEY HAD
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THE PRETTIEST
FUNERAL FOR HER--
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PHEW, FOLKS CRYIN'
AND CARRYIN' ON
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AND THEY LAID HER OUT
IN THIS FAMILY TOMB.
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AND BEFORE FRIAR LAURENCE
COULD GET WORD TO ROMEO
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THAT SHE WASN'T REALLY DEAD,
SOME OF THEM MEAN BOYS
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THAT LIVED IN THAT
TOWN TOLD HIM
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THAT SHE WAS DEAD
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AND ROMEO, HE FIGURED LIFE
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DIDN'T HOLD
NOTHIN' FOR HIM
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AND HE WENT OUT
AND HE GOT HIM
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THIS BIG CAN
OF LYE TO DRINK
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AND HE WENT OVER THERE
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TO WHERE JULIET
WAS LAID OUT
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AND HE KISSED HER.
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LET ME TELL YOU
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THAT BOY KISSED HER
FLAT ON THE MOUTH.
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HE SAYS,
"WITH THIS KISS
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I DIE."
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AND HE DRUNK THE LYE
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AND HE FELL OUT
ACROSS HER THERE.
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AND, UH, HE WAS--
HE WAS A BIG BOY FOR HIS AGE
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AND THE IMPACT
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OF HIM A-FALLIN' ON HER
WOKE JULIET UP,
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AND SHE WOKE UP AND SEEN ROMEO
A-LAYIN' DEAD THERE
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AND SHE TOOK
HIS POCKETKNIFE
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AND RUN IT INTO HERSELF
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00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,744
AND SHE EXPIRED.
236
00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,479
AND, YOU SEE,
THEIR DADDIES
237
00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:41,315
COULD HAVE SAVED
THEIRSELVES
238
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,350
THE EXPENSE OF
A DOUBLE FUNERAL
239
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,651
IF THEY WOULD HAVE
240
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:47,187
JUST LET THEM HAD
A CHEAP WEDDING.
241
00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:49,389
YOU SEE, THEY
DIDN'T KNOW THAT
242
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,657
TILL IT WAS TOO LATE
243
00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,393
AND SO BEFORE I MARRY
THESE TWO YOUNG 'UNS
244
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,263
I WANNA BE SURE THAT
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT
245
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,732
WITH EVERYBODY
ALL THE WAY AROUND.
246
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,535
NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT,
DO YOU?
247
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:06,440
BOY, THAT ROMEO AND JULIET
WOULD SURE MAKE A GOOD TV SHOW.
248
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,842
YEAH, I RECKON
IT WOULD AT THAT.
249
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,844
Aunt Bee: WELL, IT BREAKS
MY HEART
250
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:15,149
TO SEE THOSE TWO
LOVIN' YOUNGSTERS KEPT APART.
251
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,216
YEAH.
252
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,185
I TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
253
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,786
IF I'D HAVE BEEN
FRIAR LAURENCE,
254
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,256
I BELIEVE I'D HAVE
DONE THINGS DIFFERENT.
255
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,590
HOW?
256
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,659
INSTEAD OF MARRYIN'
THEM TWO YOUNG 'UNS
257
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,861
HOPIN' THAT THAT
WOULD END THE FEUD
258
00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,197
I BELIEVE I WOULD
HAVE TRIED TO END
259
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,299
THE FEUD FIRST AND
THEN A-MARRIED 'EM.
260
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,733
OF COURSE.
261
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,335
HOW YOU GOIN' TO DO IT, ANDY?
262
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,871
WELL, NOW, IF
FRIAR LAURENCE
HAD KNOWED
263
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:41,775
WHAT STARTED THE FEUD
IN THE FIRST PLACE...
264
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,578
ANYHOW, I'S A-THINKIN'
THAT'S SOMETHIN'
265
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:47,881
FRIAR ANDY OUGHT TO
LOOK INTO AND RIGHT NOW.
266
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:52,252
ANDY, YOU HAVEN'T HAD
YOUR BREAKFAST YET.
267
00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:55,389
GOODBYE, GOODBYE.
268
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,924
PARTIN'
IS SUCH SWEET SORROW
269
00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:01,695
THAT I WOULD SAY GOODBYE
TILL IT BE MORROW.
270
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:02,762
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
271
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,231
WELL, THAT MEANS I'D LOVE
272
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,333
TO SET AND JAW WITH YOU
A WHILE LONGER,
273
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,335
BUT I GOT TO BE
A-MOVIN' ON.
274
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,886
[ GUNSHOTS ]
275
00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:50,544
MR. WAKEFIELD!
276
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,711
HOWDY, SHERIFF.
277
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,780
ARE YOU DOIN' FEUDIN'-SHOOTIN'
278
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,549
OR HUNTIN'-SHOOTIN'?
279
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,584
FEUDIN'-SHOOTIN'.
280
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,759
WELL, NOW, YOU
MUST HAVE A PAIR
281
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,494
OF MIGHTY SHARP
EYES THERE.
282
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,229
I DON'T SEE
NO CARTERS.
283
00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,364
YOU DON'T?
284
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,498
NO, I DON'T.
285
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,300
I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
286
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,901
PULL YA UP A CHAIR.
287
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,803
HAVE YA A DRINK OF WATER.
288
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,472
ALL RIGHT.
289
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,541
SORRY ABOUT PUTTIN' THE GUN
ON YOU LAST NIGHT, SHERIFF,
290
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,610
BUT A FELLA'S GOT
A RESPONSIBILITY
291
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,813
TO SEE THAT HIS YOUNG 'UNS
IS BRUNG UP RIGHT, AIN'T HE?
292
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,248
OF COURSE, HE DOES.
293
00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:29,649
DON'T WORRY A
THING ABOUT IT.
294
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,519
AT TIMES A FELLA GETS
MIGHTY DISCOURAGED.
295
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:36,390
YOU TRIES AND YOU TRIES
TO TEACH 'EM RIGHT FROM WRONG
296
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,592
BUT THIS LATE GENERATION
297
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,695
JUST PLAIN AIN'T GOT NO RESPECT
FOR THEIR ELDERS.
298
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,663
WELL, NOW, I DON'T KNOW, NOW.
299
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:46,400
MAYBE YOUR REASON
FOR FEUDIN' WITH THE CARTERS
300
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,602
JUST DON'T SEEM STRONG ENOUGH
TO YOUNG JOSH.
301
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:49,769
NO, IT AIN'T THAT.
302
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,371
HOW YOU KNOW
IT AIN'T?
303
00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:53,473
'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW THE REASON.
304
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,809
HE DON'T? YOU MEAN,
YOU AIN'T NEVER TOLD HIM?
305
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:56,843
NOPE.
306
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:57,844
WELL, HOW COME?
307
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,346
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
308
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,480
THE REASON.
309
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:01,815
YOU MEAN YOUR PA
NEVER DID TELL YOU?
310
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:02,982
NOPE.
311
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,651
WELL, WHY?
312
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,354
IT COULD BE 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T
KNOW THE REASON NEITHER.
313
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,957
WELL, WHO WAS THE LAST WAKEFIELD
THAT DID KNOW THE REASON?
314
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,826
WELL, MUST HAVE BEEN
HIS GRANDPA.
315
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,294
WELL, THEN,
HOW COME
316
00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:15,762
HE DIDN'T PASS
ALONG THE REASON?
317
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,497
WELL, IT COULD BE
318
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:20,367
THE TIME HIS YOUNG 'UN GOT
OLD ENOUGH TO JOIN THE FEUDIN'
319
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,069
THAT MY GREAT-GRANDPA
JUST CLEAR-LIKE FORGOT IT.
320
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,538
WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
321
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,706
NOW, DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
322
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,876
THAT YOU'VE BEEN A-CARRYIN' ON
A FEUD FOR FOUR GENERATIONS
323
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,445
WITHOUT KNOWING WHY?
324
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,546
WHY NOT?
325
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,747
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
326
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,315
IT JUST SEEMS TO ME
327
00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:37,851
IF I WAS GONNA TAKE
A SHOT AT A FELLA
328
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,454
IT'D PASS MY MIND
TO ASK WHAT FOR.
329
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,790
I'LL BE DANGED IF I KNOW
WHERE YOU YOUNG FOLKS
330
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,593
GET ALL THEM
NEW-FANGLED IDEAS.
331
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,894
REASON, SHERIFF?
332
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,397
'COURSE I KNOW THE REASON
I'M SHOOTIN' AT HIM.
333
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,565
WELL, HOW COME?
334
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,066
'CAUSE HE'S A WAKEFIELD.
335
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,569
WELL, WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN TO YOU?
336
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,071
WELL, IT MEANS
I GOT TO SHOOT AT HIM.
337
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,774
WELL, WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO SHOOT AT HIM?
338
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,409
'CAUSE HE'S A WAKEFIELD.
339
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,444
WELL, WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO SHOOT
340
00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:05,845
AT THE WAKEFIELDS?
341
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,547
'CAUSE WE'RE FEUDIN'.
342
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,449
WELL, WHY ARE
YOU FEUDIN'?
343
00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:11,017
'CAUSE HE'S A WAKEFIELD.
344
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,953
YOU KNOW, I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE UNDERSTANDIN' ME.
345
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,055
NOW, LET'S START ALL OVER AGAIN.
346
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:20,059
I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE
FEUDIN' WITH THE WAKEFIELDS.
347
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,096
OHH. 'CAUSE WE'RE SHOOTIN'
AT EACH OTHER.
348
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,565
WHY ARE YOU SHOOTIN'
AT EACH OTHER?
349
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,033
'CAUSE HE'S A WAKEFIELD.
350
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,835
OHH. OH.
351
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,604
'COURSE.
352
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:36,610
I'M BEGINNIN' TO SEE WHAT YOU
WAS UP AGAINST, FRIAR LAURENCE.
353
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,033
WAIT A MINUTE!
354
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,968
JOSH, YOU
AND HANNAH WAIT A MINUTE.
355
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,437
I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU.
356
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,505
IT AIN'T GONNA DO
YOU NO GOOD, SHERIFF.
357
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:06,706
YOU CAN DRAG
US BACK
358
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,508
BUT WE JUST GONNA
RUN OFF AGAIN.
359
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:11,110
ONE OF THESE DAYS WE'RE GONNA
FIND US A MARRYIN' FELLA
360
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,779
WHO AIN'T AFRAID
OF OUR PAS.
361
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,814
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
IT MIGHT BE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
362
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,483
IF YOU WAIT
JUST A LITTLE WHILE
363
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,785
AND SEE IF I CAN DO ANYTHING
ABOUT ENDING THE FEUD?
364
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,053
NO. WAITIN'S DANGEROUS.
365
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,755
WELL, HOW'S IT DANGEROUS?
366
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,423
'CAUSE ONE OF THESE DAYS
367
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:25,825
WHEN A CARTER HURTS A WAKEFIELD
OR A WAKEFIELD A CARTER,
368
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,827
THEN JOSH AND ME
IS MAYBE GONNA FEEL
369
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,829
A LITTLE LESS LOVIN'
FOR ONE ANOTHER.
370
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,865
IT DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE STOPPED YOU YET.
371
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,833
THAT'S 'CAUSE IT AIN'T
HAPPENED YET.
372
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,936
YOU MEAN...?
373
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,672
WELL, YEAH.
374
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:42,208
COME TO THINK OF IT, IN ALL
THE TIME I'VE BEEN A-SHERIFFIN',
375
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,744
I CAN'T REMEMBER A SINGLE CASE
376
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:49,649
WHERE A WAKEFIELD OR A CARTER
WAS DONE IN OR-- OR ANYTHING.
377
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,717
YEAH.
378
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,818
COME ON.
379
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:52,919
WHERE TO?
380
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,488
WELL, I JUST
GOT A HUNCH.
381
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,056
AND IF FRIAR LAURENCE
HAD A-HAD THAT SAME IDEA
382
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,225
WHY, ROMEO AND JULIET
WOULD HAVE BEEN
383
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,595
A HAPPY MARRIED COUPLE
RIGHT TODAY.
384
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,596
HUH?
385
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,830
COME ON.
386
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,037
Y'ALL FINDIN' ANYTHING?
387
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,939
THERE'S NOTHING HERE,
SHERIFF.
388
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,708
HERE'S SOMETHING,
SHERIFF.
389
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:15,875
WHAT IS IT?
390
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,545
SEPTEMBER 14, 1908,
391
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,081
JEDIDIAH WAKEFIELD ADMITTED
TO HOSPITAL, WOUNDED.
392
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,617
WOUNDED?
HOW?
393
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,686
BIT IN THE --
A CERTAIN PLACE.
394
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,954
WHO BIT HIM?
395
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,589
HIS MULE, EMMY.
396
00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:30,957
GOOD.
HUH?
397
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,859
WELL, JUST AS LONG
AS IT WASN'T A CARTER
398
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:33,993
THAT SHOT HIM OR BIT HIM.
399
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,529
IS THERE
ANYTHING ELSE, NOW?
400
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,596
NO.
401
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,131
ALL RIGHT.
402
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,999
NOW YOU ALL JUST LET FRIAR ANDY
TAKE THE NEXT STEP.
403
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,135
AND IF THINGS WORK OUT
THE WAY I THINK THEY WILL,
404
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,837
YOU TWO YOUNG 'UNS
WILL BE MARRIED
405
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,872
QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY,
"WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE."
406
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:56,249
YOUR DEPUTY TOLD ME TO COME UP
HERE AND MEET YOU, SHERIFF.
407
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,284
WHAT'S UP, AND WHAT'S
HE DOIN' HERE?
408
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,086
AIN'T YOU HEARD
WE WAS FEUDIN'?
409
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,889
YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT--
410
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:03,990
YOUR FEUD.
411
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,992
NOW I LOOKED UP
THE RECORDS--
412
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,562
OLD SHERIFF'S RECORDS
AND HOSPITAL RECORDS
413
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,997
AND SUCH AS THAT
FOR THE PAST 87 YEARS,
414
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,566
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
415
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,000
WHAT?
416
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,636
THEY'RE AIN'T NEVER BEEN
NARY A WAKEFIELD NOR A CARTER
417
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,171
THAT WAS SO MUCH
AS EVEN HIT.
418
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,106
IT AIN'T
BECAUSE WE WASN'T TRYING.
419
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,609
DANG WAKEFIELDS
KEEP MOVIN' AROUND.
420
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,844
WELL, NOW I GOT STUDYING
ABOUT THAT THING.
421
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,213
NOW YOU KNOW HOW FOLKS
IN THESE PARTS FEEL
422
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,948
ABOUT THEIR FEUDIN'.
423
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:32,752
NOW WHAT IF IT WAS TO GET OUT
THAT WE HAD A 87-YEAR-OLD FEUD
424
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:35,889
GOIN' ON HERE WITH NARY
A KILLIN' TO SHOW FOR IT?
425
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,858
WHY, WE'D BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK
OF THE STATE.
426
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,895
YEAH. NOW I BELIEVE--
I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN GET DONE
427
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,329
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES
428
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,600
WHAT YOU BOYS AIN'T BEEN ABLE
TO GET DONE IN 87 YEARS.
429
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,834
ALL RIGHT?
430
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,103
NOW JUST STAND
BACK-TO-BACK HERE LIKE THAT.
431
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,771
WHAT KIND OF
FEUDIN'S THAT?
432
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,272
WELL, NOW, THAT'S THE WAY
433
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,242
THE FRENCH FOLKS
USED TO SETTLE THEIR ARGUMENTS.
434
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,211
SEE, THE UMPIRE--
NOW, THAT'S ME;
435
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,713
I'LL BE THE UMPIRE--
436
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,115
WOULD COUNT OFF TO TEN,
AND THE CONTESTANTS--
437
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,851
NOW THAT'LL BE YOU BOYS--
WOULD START WALKIN'.
438
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,220
AND WHEN I GET TO TEN,
WHY, THE CONTESTANTS--
439
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,655
NOW, THAT'S YOU--
440
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,824
WHY, YOU SWING AROUND
AND START A-POPPIN'
441
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,158
AT ONE ANOTHER, ALL RIGHT?
442
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,260
TEN, HUH?
443
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,329
THAT'S PRETTY FAR AWAY.
444
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:21,868
WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME
A FELLA'D MISS AT THAT DISTANCE.
445
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,269
YEAH.
446
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,039
YEAH. THAT'S WHY I'M CHANGIN' IT
TO A COUNT OF THREE.
447
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,007
THREE?!
THREE?!
448
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:31,077
YEAH, NOW JUST LET ME GO
OVER HERE AND CHECK YOUR ARMS
449
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,813
TO BE SURE THAT BOTH OF THEM'S
ALL RIGHT.
450
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,115
WOULDN'T DO FOR ONE OF YOU
TO GET A SHOT
451
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,284
AND THE OTHER ONE NOT GET ONE.
452
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,653
[ CHUCKLES ]
453
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,755
YEAH, THAT ONE'S IN GOOD SHAPE.
454
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,289
YEAH, MM-HMM.
455
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:48,261
YEAH, YOU ALL EACH, EACH HAVE
A EQUAL CHANCE AT THIS THING.
456
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:52,065
YEAH, JUST NICE.
457
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,233
JUST NICE, ALL RIGHT?
458
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,135
GOOD LUCK NOW, FELLAS
459
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,337
AND, UH, GOODBYE.
460
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:01,074
I RECKON YOU ALL
WILL SEE ONE ANOTHER
461
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,710
IN THAT GREAT FEUDIN'
COUNTRY BEYOND.
462
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,278
READY?
463
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,148
ONE...
464
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,155
FELLAS, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO WALK
465
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,857
WHEN I START COUNTIN'.
466
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:21,327
WELL, A FELLA'S LEGS
GETS MIGHTY HEAVY.
467
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,130
YEAH. EVERYBODY KNOWS
A FELLA GETS OUR AGE,
468
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,265
FIRST THING THAT GOES
IS HIS LEGS.
469
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,234
WELL, IT'S JUST A SHORT WALK,
470
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,404
AND IT'S THE LAST TIME
YOU'LL BE A-USIN' 'EM.
471
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,908
ALL RIGHT.
472
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,443
NOW HERE WE GO.
473
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:40,179
ONE...
474
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,148
TWO...
475
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,216
WAIT!
476
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,351
NOW WHAT IS IT
THIS TIME, CARTER?
477
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,354
WELL, UH, THE RULES SAY
A TEN STEP AND A TEN COUNT,
478
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,157
AND I THINK WE OUGHT
TO STICK TO THE RULES.
479
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,992
WE DON'T WANT TO
GO AGAINST THE LAW.
480
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,294
WE MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE
WITH THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT.
481
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,396
WE BETTER PLAY IT SAFE
AND STICK TO THE TEN.
482
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,898
OR TO BE SURE, 20.
483
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,900
TO MAKE IT REAL SURE, 50.
484
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:04,303
WELL, NOW, FELLAS,
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THE LAW,
485
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,940
SEEIN' AS HOW I'M THE LAW
IN THESE PARTS.
486
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,175
WELL, I WOULDN'T CONCERN MYSELF
TOO MUCH
487
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,144
WITH THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT
EITHER
488
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:14,881
BECAUSE I GOT ME A FEELIN'
THAT THE IMPACT OF THE BLAST
489
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,250
WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM
EXTRA SEVEN STEPS.
490
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,888
ALL RIGHT.
491
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,922
NOW...
492
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:26,793
LET'S START
RIGHT OFF IN STEP.
493
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,961
READY?
494
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,463
ONE...TWO...
495
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,198
HOLD IT!
HOLD IT, SHERIFF!
496
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,767
I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
497
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,769
IF A BODY DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
HE'D GET THE FEELIN'
498
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,203
THAT YOU TWO
FEUD-HAPPY FELLAS
499
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,105
WASN'T SO ALL-FIRED HOT
ABOUT FEUDIN'.
500
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,406
NO, IT AIN'T
THAT, SHERIFF.
501
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,775
I JUST HAD
A THOUGHT.
502
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,509
THIS BEING ONE
OF THEM FRENCHY AFFAIRS,
503
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,779
IT MIGHT BE FITTIN'
IF YOU COUNTED IN FRENCH.
504
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:49,215
YEAH. AND IF'N YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO COUNT IN FRENCH,
505
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,951
WE'D OBLIGE YOU BY WAITING
UNTIL YOU LEARN.
506
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,220
WELL, NOW,
I APPRECIATE THAT,
507
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,356
BUT IT JUST HAPPENS
THAT I LEARNED SOME FRENCH
508
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,826
WHEN I WAS OVER THERE
DURING THE WAR.
509
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,194
ALL RIGHT.
510
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,262
NOW STEP RIGHT OFF.
511
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,497
READY?
512
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,033
UN...
513
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,534
DEUX...
514
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,070
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
515
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,373
WE DON'T
UNDERSTAND FRENCH.
516
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,142
NOW LOOKIE HERE...
517
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:19,846
IF YOU TWO FELLAS WANT TO CALL
OFF THE FEUD, THAT'S FINE BY ME,
518
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,482
BUT IF IT'S GONNA BE A-FEUDIN',
THERE BETTER BE SOME SHOOTIN'.
519
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,852
NOW WHAT'S IT
GONNA BE?
520
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,253
ALL RIGHT,
IT'LL BE A FEUD.
521
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,487
NOW THIS TIME, STEP OFF,
522
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,389
AND WHEN YOU TURN AROUND,
GO TO SHOOTIN'.
523
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,424
YOU READY?
524
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,026
ONE...
525
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,028
TWO...
526
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,472
WHAT DO YOU RECKON YOUR
YOUNG 'UNS WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
527
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:47,874
IF THEY'D A-SEEN YOU?
528
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,876
THEY'D A-THOUGHT
YOU WAS COWARDS.
529
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,545
MIGHT EVEN CHANGE THEIR MINDS
ABOUT WANTIN' TO GET MARRIED
530
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:55,048
BEIN' THE YOUNG 'UNS
OF SUCH COWARDS.
531
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,984
IF THE WAKEFIELDS
AND THE CARTERS
ARE SUCH COWARDS,
532
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,319
MAYBE IT'S GOOD THEY
DON'T GET MARRIED.
533
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,021
YEAH. IF WHAT YOU SAY
IS TRUE,
534
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,090
IF THE CARTERS'
AND THE WAKEFIELDS' BLOOD
535
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,192
EVER GOT TOGETHER,
THEY'D TURN OUT A COWARD
536
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,994
LIKE THIS WORLD
AIN'T NEVER SEEN!
537
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,329
A COWARD'S COWARD.
538
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,899
I GOT A FEELIN' YOU MAY
BE WRONG ABOUT THAT THING.
539
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:13,933
HOW'S THAT?
540
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,534
LET ME SHOW
YOU SOMETHING.
541
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,037
JOSH, YOU AND HANNAH
COME ON OUT HERE.
542
00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:21,507
JOSH, I BEEN TALKIN' AND
TALKIN' TO HANNAH'S PA HERE,
543
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,342
BUT I AIN'T GOT
NOWHERE WITH HIM.
544
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,444
HE STILL CLAIMS THAT
IF YOU MARRY HANNAH,
545
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,346
WHY, HE'S GONNA FILL
YOU FULL OF LEAD.
546
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,414
NOW, YOU GO AHEAD
547
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,316
AND TELL HIM
WHAT YOUR ANSWER IS
548
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,451
AND LET'S GET THIS THING OVER
WITH, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
549
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,487
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO AHEAD
AND SHOOT NOW, MR. CARTER.
550
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,490
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE GONNA KEEP ME
FROM MARRYING HANNAH.
551
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,992
AND YOU BETTER
SHOOT ME, TOO, MR. WAKEFIELD,
552
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,426
'CAUSE THAT'S
THE ONLY THING
553
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:43,096
THAT'S GONNA KEEP ME
FROM BEIN' YOUR SON'S WIFE.
554
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,331
WELL, I WISH
YOU'D LOOKIE YONDER.
555
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,333
JOSH, HE'S STANDING
RIGHT UP
556
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,102
TO YOU THERE, MR. CARTER
557
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,637
AND HANNAH'S STANDING
UP TO YOU, MR. WAKEFIELD.
558
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,339
NOW, IF THAT AIN'T COURAGE,
559
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,174
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT COURAGE IS.
560
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,576
WHY, YOU MIX THESE
TWO FINE BLOODS
TOGETHER HERE,
561
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,879
AND YOU TWO OLD
BUZZARDS ARE LIABLE
562
00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:02,181
TO GET YOU A GRANDSON
THAT CAN'T BE NOTHING
563
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,583
IN THIS WORLD BUT
A NATURAL-BORN HERO.
564
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,185
WHY, YES, SIR.
565
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,421
WHY, YOU LET THESE
TWO YOUNG 'UNS...
566
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,158
NOW WHAT IS IT?
567
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,327
YOU JUST STOP
THE BLABBERING, SHERIFF,
568
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,562
AND GET ON WITH
THE MARRYIN'.
569
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:24,337
FELLAS, PLEASE.
570
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,039
BUT WE WANT IT
DONE RIGHT.
571
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,540
BUT IT'S
BROAD DAYLIGHT.
572
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,208
THAT DON'T MATTER.
573
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,310
WE'RE GONNA SEE THAT THAT
LITTLE HERO GETS A RIGHT START
574
00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:32,445
RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING.
575
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:34,447
BUT --
576
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,671
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577
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:05,411
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