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'You know, it was
nice of Getraer'
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'to give us this coast beat.'
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'Yeah, I guess there
is a heart of silk'
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'underneath
that layer of granite.'
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Just think, fresh air,
clear skies, blue water
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'and our motors, of course.'
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You know, Ponch, the best
things in life are free.
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Free? It costs 25 cents
to cross this bridge.
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That's highway robbery.
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Right on time, Gary.
Right on time.
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What are you do..
What are you doing?
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What does it look
like I'm doing, pal?
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Let's get out of here.
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Somebody help me!
They robbed me.
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Help me! They robbed me!
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Can you call
the cops or something?
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I can't.
There isn't a phone.
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What do we got going?
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Alright!
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I wonder what happened.
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I think I'll go
check out Andretti.
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There were two of them,
they over there in the car--
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- Here's the keys.
- Great.
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They just attacked
the poor man over there.
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They were sitting over
there for about 10 minutes.
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No, it was more like 15.
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- One of them had blond hair.
- They both have blond hair.
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- They jumped out of nowhere.
- The car was green.
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And they just grabbed
these two cases--
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Alright! Enough. Please.
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I'll just talk to the victim.
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You wanna tell me what
happened here, please.
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What happened? They robbed me.
That's what happened.
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Took over $100,000 worth
of precious stones.
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You mean, the sports car?
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Yeah, some guy jumps
in the car
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pushes me in the face.
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Good, then you
could probably identify
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him if you saw him again.
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No.
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Ladies...
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Ladies, would you mind getting
back in the booths
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so we can get
the traffic flowing, please?
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, okay.
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Thank you.
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- Uh...
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The Sheriff's Department will
probably wanna talk to you.
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Uh, they'll be here shortly.
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Uh..
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Could you move the car over
to the side of the road, please?
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Thanks a lot.
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Thank you, sir.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Um, that'll be 25 cents, please.
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Hey, I tell you that guy
must have trained at Daytona.
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Looked more like
Grand Prix to me.
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I ran the plates
and they're hot.
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- LASOs been advised.
- Alright.
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Here he comes now.
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Thanks, guys.
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Uh, we've got a
broadcast out.
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'And here's the victim's
and witness information'
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'and where you could reach us.'
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Yeah, we got some units
looking after the suspects.
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Thanks again, guys.
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Man, do you believe that?
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That dude got hit for $100,000
of precious stones.
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Whoo! Hey, uh, we're supposed
to be at PM briefing, uh..
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You think you got enough
tread left to make it?
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We better get moving.
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Last thing I wanna do is to be
late for another briefing.
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You don't have to write
your report out here.
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Oh, uh, oh, yeah, yeah.
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It's that time
of year, fellas.
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Uh, the fire conditions
are extremely hazardous.
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'Hi, guys.'
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Oh, hi, sarge.
Uh, sorry we're late.
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It was for
a good cause, a 211.
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'Well, we'll talk about it.'
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Now, would you
care to have a seat
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or are you gonna
wait for an usher?
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'Now, as I was saying'
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'the fire conditions
are extremely hazardous.'
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'Particularly, on the
Golden State near Newhall.'
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And that stretch
along the San Diego Freeway
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north of the Sepulveda Pass.
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'So keep an eye out
for any smoldering underbrush'
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'and don't be afraid
to stop anybody'
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'who, uh, discards
a lit cigarette.'
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Now, from the
Sheriff's Department, uh
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There was a robbery
at the St. Vincent Thomas Bridge
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tollbooths down in San Vista.
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A civilian jewelry
dealer was ripped off.
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Uh, Baker and Poncherello
were 10-97 location
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'just after
the bandits made off'
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'with over $100,000
worth of jewels.'
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Uh, there were two men
using a fast sports car
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identified as a Jaguar.
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'Uh, Baker gave pursuit'
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'but they managed to slip away
down in the Marina Area.'
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Uh, turned out
the car was stolen.
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Baker, you don't have to take
this down, you were there.
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Baker?
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Oh, uh, yeah, I was just, uh..
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So I don't forget it, sarge.
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'Alright, men,
fasten your seat belts'
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and, uh, drive safely.
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Come on, let's go.
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Yeah, just a minute.
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Hey, what's with
all the writing?
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Uh, just catching up
on my mail, alright?
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What, your usual stack
of, uh, Dear John letters, huh?
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'Attention, South End Harbor
units, you have an 11-82 PCH'
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'at Palos Verdes Boulevard
involving a produce truck.'
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Hey, that's us.
Let's hit it. Come on.
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Hey, uh, Fritz, tell dispatch
we're on our way, alright?
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Alright.
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'Okay, I'll be with you
in just a minute.'
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'Just hang on there,
I'll be right with you.'
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You okay?
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I don't know.
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'Are you hurt?'
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I don't know.
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Do you know
what happened here?
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Well..
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I was having a good ride,
and-and..
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And I guess I had
a blowout or somethin'
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'cause next thing I know
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'I'm wrestling with
the steering wheel and..'
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'And doing a 180, and..'
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I mean, it was a bum trip,
I mean, you know what I mean?
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Yeah. Yeah,
I really feel for you.
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Had a few myself.
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Uh, you think you can
make it out of the cab?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Alright.
I'll help you out.
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'That's it.
Come on, keep it moving.'
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'Keep this lane clear.'
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'Come on, this way.'
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There's my problem.
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Whew, that's a lot of onions.
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About 3000 pounds of 'em.
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Ah.
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Is he okay?
Yeah, he's fine.
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Hey, don't take it
so hard, Jon.
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You know there's worse duty
than this, you know.
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'You could have Getraer
for a partner.'
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No, no.
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Kid couldn't make it
without you, Ponch.
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Yeah, I know how you feel.
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And I want you to know
that you're the best partner
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a buddy could ask for.
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Okay, hold up there.
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There we go.
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Ah, what's the, uh,
story here, guys?
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It's a sad one, sarge.
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Onions.
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Yeah, nice,
fresh yellow ones.
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Yeah, well, uh, let's make sure
it has a happy ending, huh?
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Hey, no problem, sarge.
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I'll get the truck moving.
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You're always
thinking, Frank.
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Argh.
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Boy, did you call Caltrans?
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Yeah, Fritz and, uh...
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...Baricza,
they're on their way.
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Hold it there!
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Good.
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Could I.. Do you have
a handkerchief, huh?
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Huh? Yeah.
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Uh, no,
that's alright.
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Oh, sorry.
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Sir?
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We got to get your truck
off the road.
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I'll stop traffic
and tell you what to do, okay?
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Okay.
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'15-1, Mary 1'
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'11-24, number one lane'
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'northbound Pasadena Freeway,
south of--'
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Alright, now.
Back it up a little. Come on.
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No, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
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That's not gonna work.
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Take it forward
now, okay? Slow.
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Hey, wait, wait!
Wait a minute. Hey, stop!
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'Wait a minute!
What are you doing?'
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Stop! Hey, mister, stop it!
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Ponch did say slow.
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'H-hey, come on.
Stay downwind of me.'
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Hey, what happened
to all that buddy
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Yeah, that was before
you got sprayed.
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Okay, be that way.
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I'll get a job
in a French restaurant.
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Uh-oh.
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00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,843
Hey, that was Mrs. Downey's
car, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
Every shiny inch.
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Come on, I wanna get
this stuff off, huh?
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I wanna change. Let's go.
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Okay.
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- Eh.
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- Uh, pay attention, please.
- Yes, ma'am.
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00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,080
You see,
I haven't got all day.
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I can't stay here.
Yes, ma'am.
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Oh!
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There you are.
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00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,913
And it's about time
you got here.
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00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,437
You bet. How's it doin',
Mrs. Downey?
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00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,353
Do you know, I've been waiting
for you for over an hour?
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00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,008
- Yes, I want you to fix this.
- Oh, well..
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00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,141
Excuse me a minute, Barkley.
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Mrs. Downey, if I talk
you over here a minute.
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- Yes, I want you to fix it.
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Yes, just fix it.
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You're to pay off some turkey
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so it won't show up
on my good driving record.
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Oh, Mrs. Downey,
wait a minute.
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I mean, my partner
and I-I mean--
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It's that terrible
Officer Poncha-rib
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or something like that.
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- Yeah, yeah. He did that.
- Listen, look at that.
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This is nothing more
than a parking ticket.
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A $2 parking ticket
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and if you just take it
down there, they would--
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Yeah. The money
isn't the point.
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I'm a law-abiding citizen.
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I didn't mean to insult
you about money.
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It's just that, see,
this is not our department.
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This is LAPD.
The police department.
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We're California Highway Patrol.
Remember, the off
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You're all friends.
You're all in cahoots.
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Sure, we are,
we're all in cahoots--
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'Yes, I-I,
I thought so.'
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Well, we're not in cahoots.
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Oh, if my third husband
were alive today,
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I wouldn't be here now.
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You see, he used to get
things fixed lickety-split
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'just like that.'
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00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:26,507
Wait a minute. You know
what, you're exactly right.
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I'll take care
of this for you, Mrs. Downey.
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00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,554
I'll get it taken
care of right away.
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00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,816
That's better.
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00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,036
I knew you'd do
the right thing.
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00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,430
You see, you're a good flatfoot.
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Sure.
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Flatfoot?
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00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,478
Now, come with me, come along.
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00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,306
No nonsense.
Come along. Hurry up.
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00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,875
We better get busy. Come along
now. Come along. Don't argue.
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00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,312
There, that's fine.
Alright.
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00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,097
There's the door now.
One more step.
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One more step.
That's about it.
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00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,057
- There we go.
- There we are. Okay.
252
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,580
'Now, drive carefully,
Mrs. Downey.'
253
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:59,322
Oh, there's no reason
to bother about me.
254
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,673
I've been driving for 70
years without a scratch.
255
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:05,067
Yeah, I could tell
by the, uh..
256
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,330
By the car,
it's such a nice car.
257
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,810
Now, scoot on in.
258
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,246
Oh, it's a beauty
259
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,031
- And I drive it so carefully.
- Yeah.
260
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,165
Have a cookie.
Hot. They're fresh.
261
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,385
Oh, well, thank you.
262
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,865
Hold this for a minute,
and I'll get one.
263
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,215
There. Thank you.
264
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,132
Oh, hey. My favorite,
chocolate chip.
265
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,351
Oh, really. And you're CHP.
266
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,484
Yeah.
Have a chippie, Chippie.
267
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,012
You dig it?
268
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:39,971
Oh, yeah, I dig it.
269
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,213
There. I'm good as new.
270
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,649
Hey, what's that?
271
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,347
Oh, that's a park
for Mrs. Downey.
272
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,523
She asked me
if I'd take care of it.
273
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,177
- Sure.
274
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,355
Well, I'm gonna pay for it.
I mean, that's better
275
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,574
than trying to explain
to her why she should, right?
276
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,186
Besides, uh,
she makes good cookies.
277
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,799
Hey, that's good.
278
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,366
Well, we all got our price.
279
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,150
Uh-huh.
280
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,327
Hey, what's with these books?
281
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,590
- No.
282
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,940
Then, what are
you doing with them?
283
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,246
Let me see!
284
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,248
Come on, hey,
people do read, okay?
285
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,251
Hey, "Blue Knight,"
"The New Centurions."
286
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,948
The Joseph Wambaugh fan, huh?
287
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,168
That's right,
he's a terrific writer, okay?
288
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,648
Hey, what's the matter?
289
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,303
Don't you get enough cops
and robbers all day long?
290
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:55,134
Ponch, come on, he's a cop.
He's one of us, okay?
291
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,005
I mean, here's a guy,
in his own spare time
292
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,702
he's writing about
his personal experiences.
293
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,226
'Things that
have happened to him'
294
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,577
'things he's seen,
people he's worked with..'
295
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,580
Ponch, this is what a cop is,
from the gut level, okay?
296
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,103
The gut level.
297
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,804
Besides, he became famous
and he's rich.
298
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,328
Well, I'll wait for
the movie to come out.
299
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,243
You sound like his agent.
300
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,462
The movie? They're
making movies on the thing.
301
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,029
I mean, they're playing
right now, Downtown--
302
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,336
Then, I'll wait
till it comes on television.
303
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,207
If my set ever
gets fixed. Oh, hey..
304
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,644
Uh, hey, Jon.
305
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,212
You think I could come over and
bring my TV sets so that--
306
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,301
Oh, yeah, sure, Ponch,
just bring it by anytime.
307
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,695
We'll check out the tubes
and everything, okay?
308
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,000
Okay, will do.
309
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,828
Okay, anytime.
310
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,578
Okay, ma'am, the tow truck
will be here in just a minute.
311
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,190
Hey, Jon.
312
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,997
LA 15-7,
Mary 3 and 4.
313
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,652
We have a multiple southbound
Hollywood and Belmont.
314
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,915
'Request assistance
and an ambulance.'
315
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,022
I'll check over here.
316
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,027
- Yeah, I'm okay.
317
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,595
- Yeah, everybody's okay.
318
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:35,598
I want you to step off the
freeway here on the shoulder.
319
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,426
Okay, thank you.
Please walk down the freeway.
320
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,341
And stay on the left
to the shoulder.
321
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,692
- Yeah, I'm alright.
322
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,781
This guy here,
he cut into my lane.
323
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:47,697
Walk down the shoulder of the
freeway. Stay on the shoulder.
324
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,178
Hey, hey! Please help!
Get me out of here.
325
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,137
- Try the window.
- I did.
326
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:56,227
They're broken. No power.
Now, get me out of here.
327
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,621
Try and calm yourself. We'll
have you out of here right away.
328
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:01,363
- Just hang on a minute.
- No, no, I can't.
329
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,973
Now, get me out of here.
330
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,150
Come on, come on.
Come on.
331
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,419
Come on.
332
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,944
Hey, Barry, you wanna
take this traffic control?
333
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,380
I'll check out
with Ponch, alright?
334
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,035
Alright. Got it.
Let's go.
335
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:23,254
Hey, mister, don't panic.
We'll have you out in a minute.
336
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,605
I told you I can't wait,
don't you understand?
337
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:28,085
- There's a bomb in my car.
338
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:29,652
- A bomb!
339
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,828
- You're kidding!
- No, I ain't!
340
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,050
He ain't.
341
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:40,271
Okay, slide over
and cover your eyes, alright?
342
00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,020
Okay, come on,
get out of there.
343
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,675
'Hurry up!'
344
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:58,420
We got to find out why
you're chauffeuring a bomb.
345
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,860
Okay.
346
00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:05,819
- Yeah.
347
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,342
Alright.
348
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,173
Now, put your left
hand on your head.
349
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,349
What do you mean, a bomb?
What kind?
350
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,307
I ain't talking.
351
00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:17,831
Is it timed?
352
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,223
When will it go off?
353
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,095
I ain't talking.
354
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,665
'Let's go nice
and easy now. Let's go.'
355
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,058
- Hey, Barry.
- Shain, come here a minute.
356
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,192
Listen, we've got a little
problem.
357
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,628
We've got a bomb in that limo.
358
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,195
Well, we've gotta
stop this traffic.
359
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:36,632
Why don't we detour
them off the off
360
00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:39,200
Hold it up, right there.
361
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:42,595
LA 15-7, Mary 3, Code 33.
We have a bomb on the freeway.
362
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:45,511
Folks, will you please move down
the shoulder of the freeway.
363
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,208
Further down here, please.
364
00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:49,340
'7 Mary 3, what's your 10'
365
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,908
We're 10-97 southbound
Hollywood Freeway at Belmont.
366
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,519
The freeway is blocked.
367
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:56,783
Notify Sheriff's Department,
uh, bomb squad and S4.
368
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,491
Help me. So..
369
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:15,541
S-some-somebody,
hel-help me!
370
00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,239
Somebody, help me, please!
371
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,112
'Somebody, help me.'
372
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:25,028
Please. Please.
373
00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:27,117
Help me, p-please.
374
00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:31,948
Try to calm yourself.
Help's on its way.
375
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:33,689
Come on, Baker,
let's pull him out.
376
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,822
Ooh. Just wait. Easy.
377
00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,650
- Here we go.
378
00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,869
Oh, no!
Wait, wait, please, wait.
379
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,567
'Alright, stay calm.'
380
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,790
No way we're gonna
get him out of there.
381
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:50,227
'It's just locked in too tight.'
382
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:04,503
Hey, listen, uh.
Try and stay calm, okay?
383
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,375
We're gonna have you out of here
in no time. Help's already here.
384
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,206
- Got a bomb in the back seat.
385
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,338
and a victim's pinned
on the other side of my partner.
386
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,515
'Alright, we're gonna
have to make a hand entry'
387
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,168
'into the device.'
388
00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,347
Hey, how you doing?
389
00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:25,828
I've seen better days.
390
00:25:25,872 --> 00:25:27,482
Listen, um..
391
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,310
We're gonna have you
out of here in a flash
392
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,747
'so just hang in, okay?'
393
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,315
I guess I could fit
that on my schedule.
394
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,448
Besides...
395
00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:40,060
I don't think I'm going
anywhere with that.
396
00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:42,976
Yeah, I guess, uh
397
00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:45,500
it does have a scratch
or two, doesn't it?
398
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,725
Easy, easy. Take it easy.
399
00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,337
Hey, what's going on?
400
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,817
Uh, it's nothing
to worry about.
401
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,209
- Hey, listen.
402
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,733
I know a bomb squad
when I see one.
403
00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:03,344
It's just a precautionary
measure, alright?
404
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,911
Why don't you step back there
with the rest of the people?
405
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:06,347
Thank you.
406
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,145
What's going on over there?
407
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,930
Oh, they're just trying
to move the car.
408
00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:26,585
No, they're not.
They're wearing asbestos.
409
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,021
You don't need that
to move a car.
410
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,762
Hey, hey, try to
calm yourself, okay?
411
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:30,980
It's gonna be alright.
412
00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:06,537
I sure hope
they defuse that baby.
413
00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:07,930
Yeah, me too.
414
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:34,827
I know what's wrong.
415
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:37,220
- There's nothing wrong.
- Asbestos.
416
00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:39,788
That means fire or bomb.
417
00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:42,182
And I-I don't smell any smoke.
418
00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,185
It's a bomb, isn't it?
419
00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,708
Hey, take it easy, take it easy.
420
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,231
Don't move.
You'll just hurt yourself.
421
00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:32,014
Just tell me, will you? There's
a bomb in this car, isn't there?
422
00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:40,762
Listen to me. Listen to me.
423
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:43,983
There was a bomb,
but it's gone now.
424
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,422
Are we safe?
425
00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,859
Yeah, we're safe.
426
00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,645
And you-you stayed with me.
427
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:57,431
Even though that thing
could've gone off any minute.
428
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,912
Well, hey, you fit me
into your schedule.
429
00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:01,870
It was the least
I could do.
430
00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:05,091
Thanks.
431
00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:17,799
'Who's there?'
432
00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:20,410
It's me, Ponch.
I brought my TV set over.
433
00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:22,499
'Okay, yeah, well,
hang on a minute.'
434
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,805
You've got company, huh?
435
00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:26,199
'Uh, yeah, yeah,
I got company.'
436
00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:27,287
Sounds like a..
437
00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,290
...secretary.
438
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,900
Hey, Ponch, wait
a minute, wait a minute, listen.
439
00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,554
I'll fix your
TV for you, okay?
440
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:35,121
But it's gonna take
a while, so why don't you leave?
441
00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:36,905
Hey, come on.
I missed the game tonight.
442
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,168
It'll probably just take
you a few minutes, Jon.
443
00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:40,822
Yeah, okay.
444
00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:44,347
I'll put it on the counter
here and check it out, alright?
445
00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,610
You know, I really
like this place, Jon.
446
00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,395
You know, you know how to live.
447
00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,223
Turnstile in the kitchen,
I like that.
448
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:53,487
'And this pay phone,
I think that's great.'
449
00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:55,619
Ah, I just think
it's your reset button, Ponch.
450
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:58,318
A saddle, a lasso. Whoo!
451
00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:01,625
A stereo, books, typewriter.
452
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:04,367
Hey, Jon, what do you got?
A secretary in there, huh?
453
00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,152
Bulletin board?
Bulletin board?
454
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:07,849
Uh, hey, Ponch,
wait a minute.
455
00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:11,679
Wait a minute. Look at me, would
you
456
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:14,247
Now, I'll let you read it
when I'm finished.
457
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,598
"Ponch falls in glue."
458
00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:19,948
'"Ponch loses motorcycle."'
459
00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,082
'"Ponch burns
hole in pants."'
460
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:24,474
'Uh, yeah.'
461
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,172
"Ponch falls in the mud?"
462
00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:29,392
- Uh..
- Hey, you're writing a book!
463
00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:31,917
- Don't get excited. I can--
- You're writing about me!
464
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,396
How could you do
this to me, Jon?
465
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:36,660
What do you mean, don't worry?
466
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,227
What Getraer doesn't
have in my jacket
467
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:39,750
you got on that
board right there!
468
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,578
You're putting nails
in my coffin, partner.
469
00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:43,232
Ponch, relax, don't worry.
470
00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:46,409
Now, look it. I didn't even
use your name. Look.
471
00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:49,760
"
'
472
00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:51,937
I didn't really think
of it. It was Mrs. Downey.
473
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:54,417
Remember, the lady with cookies?
474
00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:56,942
Yeah, that's great, I just
hope you know how to spell it
475
00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:58,508
when you put it on my tombstone.
476
00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:00,771
Come on, Ponch.
You're gonna like it, okay?
477
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:02,295
Baloney.
478
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,906
Jon, think of the probation,
the unemployment.
479
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:07,909
Hey, how about fame
and fortune, I'm..
480
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,129
Hey, what's Getraer
doing on there?
481
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,524
'I don't know.
Let's listen.'
482
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,918
The Tollbooth Bandits,
as they refer to them
483
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,137
have struck again.
484
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,660
'The latest robbery
took place'
485
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,705
'at the Trestle Bridge
down the Marina Area'
486
00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:23,490
'except this time was
a little more intricate.'
487
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:26,449
Uh, it started at
the First Securities Bank
488
00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,451
'where the suspects
staked out their victim.'
489
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:32,325
'A, um, bonded-money courier,
who was picking up $50,000.'
490
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:14,149
'...disappeared quickly
in a stolen sports car.'
491
00:32:14,193 --> 00:32:15,672
But you can rest assure
492
00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,936
that we have every
available man alerted
493
00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,112
to keep an eye out
for these suspects.
494
00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:21,983
'Well, thank you very much.'
495
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:25,030
Sergeant Joseph Getraer from
the Central Los Angeles office
496
00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:27,032
of the California
Highway Patrol.
497
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:28,947
'You know those
dudes are relentless.'
498
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:32,602
Yeah, righteous bandits
who deserve a righteous bust.
499
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,822
That's pretty good, Ponch.
righteous bandits.
500
00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,694
Listen, uh, you better get going
or you'll miss the game.
501
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,348
Hey, Jon,
this book of yours
502
00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:40,915
this isn't such
a hot idea, you know?
503
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,395
Hey, come on on, Ponch,
you're gonna love it.
504
00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,223
I'll tell you what, come out
to Diamond Lane tomorrow
505
00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:45,833
half-hour earlier,
and I'll let you read
506
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,922
some of my stuff, okay?
507
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,228
Okay, I guess
that couldn't hurt.
508
00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:52,100
But remember,
my career's on the line.
509
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:55,103
- Hey, Ponch.
510
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,887
Oh..
511
00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:57,976
Thanks.
512
00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,501
Enjoy the game, alright?
513
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,682
"Francis Ponchiriblo."
514
00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:21,434
'"The sleek black
limousine sped by us'
515
00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:24,045
"as if attempting to break--"
516
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,568
Hey, you listening?
517
00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:27,135
Yeah, yeah.
518
00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:28,745
"To break the sound barrier
519
00:33:28,789 --> 00:33:33,185
"when my partner,
Francis Ponchiriblo, uh
520
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:37,406
"heroically took off
in hot pursuit."
521
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,017
Heroically?
522
00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,630
Yeah, yeah,
you're right.
523
00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:45,588
I guess I was heroic.
524
00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,373
Right.
525
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:51,942
"And with the bomb in the limo
ticking away precious seconds.."
526
00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,988
Tick, tick, tick.
527
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,121
"...my partner risked
his young life
528
00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:58,166
"by fearlessly protecting
529
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,603
"and comforting
an innocent victim."
530
00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:05,782
The public's gonna
read that about me?
531
00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:10,265
You know, they might even ask
for autographs and pictures.
532
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:11,875
'Yeah, yeah,
it could be, Ponch.'
533
00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:13,747
'Now, here,
get this one, okay?'
534
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:17,620
When suddenly, my partner,
Francis Ponchiriblo..
535
00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,841
...like a Ro..
536
00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,973
Like a Roman soldier
537
00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:25,106
'gunned his mighty
two-wheeled stallion.'
538
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,849
Roman soldier.
539
00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:30,503
Whoo! I like that.
540
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,896
Yeah. And listen to this,
I knew you would.
541
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:35,986
And as he's coming
down the runway, he..
542
00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,513
We got one, Ponch.
543
00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:45,300
He gunned his mighty
two-wheeled stallion.
544
00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:15,374
Hey, Wambaugh, looks
like three people to me.
545
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:16,679
I don't think so, Ponch.
546
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,410
Nice try.
547
00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:52,759
What do you mean,
"nice try?"
548
00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:54,456
You can't drive
in the Diamond Lane
549
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,197
unless you have two
or more passengers.
550
00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:58,852
If you'll excuse me,
I do have two passengers.
551
00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:01,333
'Where does it say that
Zorro is not a passenger?'
552
00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:05,206
Hey, wait a minute.
553
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,947
I mean, humans
are passengers, right?
554
00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:08,601
Not dogs.
555
00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:10,472
Well, I consider him
to be human.
556
00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:12,474
And you better
watch yourself, officer.
557
00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:14,824
'Zorro doesn't like
being called a dog.'
558
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,086
Oh.
559
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:20,047
May I see your driver's license
and registration, please?
560
00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,570
Believe me,
you're wasting your time
561
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,006
if you think I'm gonna pay this,
I'll have you spending
562
00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,139
'half of your life in court.'
563
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,967
That's your privilege, sir.
564
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:36,324
Uh, I'll get that for you, sir.
565
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,855
Hey, Ponch.
566
00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,209
Mind stepping out
of the vehicle, please?
567
00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:58,781
That stuff is none
of your business.
568
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,566
'To the rear, please.'
569
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:05,614
Whoo!
570
00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:07,660
Get a load
of that luggage.
571
00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:10,140
I'm telling you, this stuff
is none of your business.
572
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:13,056
Maybe, but you mind telling
us what your business is?
573
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,276
Appliances.
574
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,495
Yeah?
575
00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:19,889
- Yeah.
576
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,065
Well, then how come
there's crumbs in the toaster?
577
00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:24,285
We deal in, uh,
used appliances also.
578
00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:27,027
Oh, yeah? Got any receipts
for any of this stuff?
579
00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:31,031
Not on me.
580
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:33,251
Where's your store?
581
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,078
In Bakersfield.
582
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:36,645
'Oh, yeah, Bakersfield?
Hey, that's where I'm from.'
583
00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,299
Up by the Stockyards
when you come down--
584
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:40,693
Actually, uh,
it's not in Bakersfield.
585
00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:42,303
Closer to Lancaster.
586
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:43,826
Yeah, that's right,
Lancaster, yeah.
587
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,437
'Well, isn't that funny?'
588
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,004
I'm from Lancaster.
589
00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,658
Born and raised there.
590
00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:52,357
- Yeah, kind of a small town.
591
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,446
- You know everybody.
592
00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:57,100
Yeah. But I don't remember you.
593
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:59,102
Well, the town is-is
not really Lan--
594
00:37:59,146 --> 00:38:00,974
Listen, now, buddy, I think
you ran out of cities.
595
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,323
Now why don't you
give me your driver's license
596
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:03,672
and registration okay?
597
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,420
Thanks a lot.
598
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:14,683
Hey, here comes
your ride.
599
00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:26,478
Jon, do you think you can write
us so that I saw the dog first?
600
00:38:26,521 --> 00:38:28,958
I mean, I think it
will read better in the book.
601
00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:30,482
Book
602
00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,005
Oh, Jon's writing a book.
603
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:35,704
About us, our day-to-day
experiences on the road.
604
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:37,053
Is that true, Jon?
605
00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:38,794
Uh, yeah, sarge.
606
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:41,362
I'm not too far along,
but I got, uh..
607
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,364
Wait, you know,
you can't just write a book
608
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,975
about the department
without asking questions.
609
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,281
What do you mean?
610
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,675
First of all, it's gotta
go to the captain.
611
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:52,591
Then the division commander,
the assistant commissioner.
612
00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:55,420
The, uh, commissioner.
Get approved.
613
00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:00,425
'Then all the facts
have to be cleared'
614
00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,340
'with our legal department
up in Sacramento.'
615
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:05,778
Then, of course, everything
has to be done in triplicate.
616
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:08,389
Triplicate?
Why all the red tape?
617
00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:11,044
Well, the department's
very sensitive about lawsuits.
618
00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:12,785
But so the attorney
general's office
619
00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:14,308
is gonna have to get involved.
620
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,831
Oh, come on. Attorney general?
621
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,225
What do I have to do,
take a loyalty oath? I mean--
622
00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:21,228
Look, look, look.
Let me explain.
623
00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:23,970
Look, all the stories
about the CHP
624
00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:26,581
have to be portrayed
to fit the image
625
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:29,541
of the officers involved,
especially if they're factual.
626
00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:32,500
Oh, Jon's doing a great
job about that, sarge.
627
00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,720
I'm a Roman soldier.
628
00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:36,765
You're a what?
629
00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:39,333
'15, 7 Adam LA,
check a suspicious vehicle'
630
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,423
'a late-model Mercedes
at Columbus Bridge tollbooth.'
631
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,033
'Possible 211 suspects.'
632
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,253
'Repeat, suspects
are in a late-model Mercedes.'
633
00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,560
Uh, you Roman soldiers
wanna roll on that?
634
00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:50,692
Come on, Ponch.
635
00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,305
Hey, have one for later.
636
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:56,829
Thanks.
637
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,992
Call the police!
638
00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:32,299
- I don't know, he got lucky.
639
00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:34,170
Yeah, well, we didn't.
I flooded it.
640
00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:36,434
Well, come on,
let's find another car.
641
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:42,265
Come on, be a nice lady,
sit down over here.
642
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,284
LA 7, Adam.
643
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,069
'211 suspects
have commandeered a Plymouth.'
644
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,505
'They're traveling north'
645
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,986
'on the Pacific Coast
Highway near Oak.'
646
00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:52,570
He's not gonna make it.
647
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:04,625
You alright?
648
00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:17,638
Okay, put your left
hand on your head.
649
00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:20,467
Looks like your car
racing days are over, buddy.
650
00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:23,383
You're lucky to walk away
from this one too.
651
00:43:27,256 --> 00:43:28,997
Hey, Bar, Fritz.
652
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:31,173
Do you wanna run them down to
Parker? We'll do the paperwork.
653
00:43:31,217 --> 00:43:32,653
Will do.
654
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:37,832
Whoo!
655
00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:42,924
You know, it's like you said
656
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,318
uh, righteous criminals,
righteous bust.
657
00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:48,277
But, uh, I do feel that it's
your turn to do the paperwork.
658
00:43:48,321 --> 00:43:50,584
Yeah, sure,
it will go like this.
659
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:54,370
The drawbridge raised
like a giant cannon.
660
00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:55,894
No, no, no, that's no good.
661
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:59,375
Maybe like this, the drawbridge
raised like a giant--
662
00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:01,160
Um..
663
00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:03,641
Waking giant?
664
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:06,469
Hey, that's perfect.
That's perfect, Jon.
665
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:11,126
Listen to this, we raced
down the highway like a..
666
00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:14,347
We raced down
the highway like..
667
00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:17,306
H-here, check this out.
Maybe a..
668
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:21,093
Uh, uh, like a bullet
searching for a target.
669
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:24,052
Hey, I like that.
670
00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:26,315
You know, we got
a bestseller here, Jon.
671
00:44:26,359 --> 00:44:27,665
Yeah.
672
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,362
I mean, we can
make a million..
673
00:44:33,627 --> 00:44:35,585
What's the matter?
674
00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:37,675
Wh
675
00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:42,810
Well, we're partners,
aren't we?
676
00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:58,347
'It'll be great for the morale
of the force. It really will.'
677
00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,914
'Cause you can tell
it like it really is.
678
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,090
Insight that's
what makes it good.
679
00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:05,224
To learn that they've got guys
like me and you on the team.
680
00:45:05,267 --> 00:45:07,269
And it will make
a terrific movie.
681
00:45:07,313 --> 00:45:09,315
I wonder who'll get to play me.
Maybe Jack Nicholson.
682
00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:11,143
I like him. But he's not
good-looking enough.
683
00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:13,667
I'm sure he isn't, Ponch.
You mind closing the door?
684
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,495
Yeah, sure.
685
00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,062
Maybe we'll get Redford, huh?
686
00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:19,455
But he'll have to dye
his hair, for sure.
687
00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:22,589
I better start figuring out
what I wanna do with my royalty.
688
00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,069
That's a lot of money.
689
00:45:24,112 --> 00:45:25,592
I know the first
thing I'm gonna do
690
00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:27,725
I'm gonna buy
new shocks for my motor home.
691
00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:31,032
Yup. And then maybe
I'll take a trip.
692
00:45:31,076 --> 00:45:32,773
'I'll go to Monte Carlo.'
693
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:36,951
Hey, what are you doing?
694
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:39,258
Hey, who am I kidding, Ponch?
I mean, I'm no writer.
695
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:41,739
Wait a minute. What do
you mean you're no writer?
696
00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:43,175
Don't you remember, Jon?
697
00:45:43,218 --> 00:45:45,873
The sunlight dancing off
the top of the cars?
698
00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:47,527
The Roman soldier who gunned
699
00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:49,529
his mighty two-wheeled
stallion, huh?
700
00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:52,837
'The drawbridge that raised
like a walking giant.'
701
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,664
Uh, waking giant, alright?
702
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,579
Hey, either way,
you're terrific, Jon.
703
00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:58,059
You're really great.
704
00:45:58,103 --> 00:45:59,800
Hey, Ponch,
don't you understand?
705
00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:02,455
These are just adjectives.
Adjectives I borrowed from--
706
00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:03,717
I don't know,
other people's novels
707
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,066
the dictionary, everywhere.
708
00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:06,546
'I mean, it's like Getraer
said, huh?'
709
00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:08,809
It's all this re tape.
Triplicate forms.
710
00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:10,115
Hey, I'm gonna be so old
711
00:46:10,158 --> 00:46:11,812
there's no way
I can finish the book.
712
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:14,772
No, that's nothing.
I'll help you.
713
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:17,600
Think of me, Jon,
and my public out there.
714
00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:20,299
Yeah, I have been thinking of
you, Ponch, and you know what?
715
00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:22,823
I do not really
feel, sincerely
716
00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:27,567
that the public is ready
for Francis Ponchiriblo. Huh.
717
00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:28,698
Hey..
718
00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:31,527
Sorry, old buddy.
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