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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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PA, WHAT KIND OF BAIT
ARE YOU PUTTING ON MY LINE?
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WHY, THAT'S
FISH-CATCHING BAIT.
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THAT'S THE IDEA, YOU
KNOW, TO CATCH FISH.
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THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE
A PIECE OF HAM FROM OUR LUNCH.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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WELL, NOW,
THAT'S PROBABLY
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'CAUSE IT'S A PIECE
OF HAM FROM OUR LUNCH.
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PA, YOU'RE S'POSED TO USE
FISH BAIT.
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WELL, NOW, SON,
ALL THEM FISH EVER SEE
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DOWN THERE ALL DAY LONG
IS OTHER FISH
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AND THEY GET MIGHTY
SICK OF IT, TOO.
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NOW, DON'T IT JUST
STAND TO REASON
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THAT THEY MIGHT JUST PERK UP
AT THE SIGHT OF A PIECE OF MEAT?
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AW, BUT, PA --
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PA, I GOT ONE!
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I GOT A BITE!
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ALL RIGHT. NOW,
JUST SIMMER DOWN.
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NOW, JUST TAKE IT EASY.
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REEL HER IN
NICE AND EASY.
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COME ON, THAT'S A BOY.
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HEY, YOU GOT
A NICE ONE.
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YOU WERE RIGHT, PA.
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HE SURE WENT FOR THE HAM.
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HE SURE DID.
LOOKIT THERE.
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HE'S STILL SMACKIN'
HIS LIPS.
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GOLLY, PA, YOU KNOW JUST
ABOUT EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?
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OH, I DON'T EXPECT
I KNOW EVERYTHING.
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I MEAN IT, PA.
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YOU NOT ONLY KNOW EVERYTHING,
BUT YOU'RE THE SHERIFF
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YOU'RE THE JUSTICE
OF THE PEACE...
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YOU'RE JUST ABOUT
THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN
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IN MAYBERRY, IN THE STATE.
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WHY, I BET YOU'RE
THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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OH, WELL, NOW, IT COULD BE
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A FEW FOLKS YOU MIGHT HAVE
TO PUT ON THE LIST AHEAD OF ME
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LIKE THE PRESIDENT
AND THE QUEEN O' ENGLAND.
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I BET THAT QUEEN DON'T KNOW
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ABOUT PUTTING HAM
ON A FISHHOOK.
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WELL, NOW, LET'S BE FAIR
ABOUT THAT THING.
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SEE, WE DON'T KNOW
THAT HAM WOULD WORK OVER THERE.
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SEE, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND
OF FISH THEY GOT IN THEM MOATS.
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UH-OH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, PA?
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GERTRUDE SPRUNG
ANOTHER LEAK.
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I THOUGHT I'D CAULKED
HER UP GOOD ENOUGH
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BUT I DECLARE,
IT SEEMS LIKE
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AS FAST AS I FIX ONE
SEAM, TWO MORE OPEN UP.
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PA, CAN'T WE PLEASE FISH
A LITTLE LONGER?
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WELL, WE CAN IF YOU'VE
GOT A MIND TO SWIM BACK.
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WE COME VERY NEAR
TO NOT MAKING IT.
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I'LL SAY ONE
THING FOR HER.
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ONCE SHE LETS
WATER LEAK IN
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SHE DON'T LET IT LEAK
BACK OUT AGAIN VERY EASY.
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CAN I HELP YOU, PA?
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WELL, YEAH, YOU
CAN HELP ME STORE HER UP
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OVER UNDERNEATH
THESE BUSHES HERE.
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WE DON'T WANT
SOME STRANGER
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TAKING A RIDE IN HER.
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HE'D PROBABLY HAVE
A MIGHTY DAMP TRIP
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BEFORE HE WENT MORE
THAN A FEW YARDS.
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SHERIFF!
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SHERIFF!
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SHERIFF...
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT'S HAPPENED.
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SOMETHING BIG.
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
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THE BIGGEST THING
EVER HAPPENED IN MAYBERRY.
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REAL BIG, BIG, BIG BIG.
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WELL, NOW,
JUST SIMMER DOWN, BARNEY.
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WHAT IS IT?
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WELL,
I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
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WELL, SO FAR, ALL I KNOW
IS IT'S SOMETHING BIG.
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OH, "BIG" AIN'T THE WORD
FOR IT.
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WELL, FOR SOMETHING
IT AIN'T THE WORD FOR
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YOU SURE ARE USING IT A LOT.
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NOW, WHAT IS IT?
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WELL, I JUST GOT IT
ON THE RADIO
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DIRECT FROM THE STATE POLICE,
SPECIAL FOR US.
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W-WELL, WHAT IS IT?
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SOMETHING BIG.
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BARNEY...
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OH, I'M SORRY,
BUT THIS IS SO BIG.
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I-I MEAN, WELL...
IT'S THIS FELLER, SEE?
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HE ESCAPED
FROM THE STATE PRISON--
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A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL--
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AND THEY GOT REASON TO BELIEVE
HE'S ON HIS WAY HERE.
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SO THEY WANT
TO SET UP A ROADBLOCK.
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THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL
FULL-SCALE MANHUNT, A DRAGNET!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
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ONLY ONE WORD I CAN THINK OF --
BIG.
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OH, YOU TOOK THE WORD
RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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I TOLD THEM THEY COULD EXPECT
100% COOPERATION
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FROM THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES,
MEANING US.
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OKAY, SHERIFF?
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YOU DONE FINE, BARNEY.
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I NEVER DID THINK
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MY OWN COUSIN COULD MAKE
SUCH A FINE DEPUTY.
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WELL...OH, MY GOSH,
I FORGOT TO SIGN OFF.
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UH... UH,
MAYBERRY UNIT NUMBER ONE...
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UH, OVER AND, UH,
AND ROGER...
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ROGER AND...
OUT, OUT AND UNDER...
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OUT... 10-- 10-40.
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40...
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UH, BYE.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
OFF THE STREETS!
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EVERYBODY OFF THE STREETS!
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THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE!
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BARNEY...
EVERYBOD--
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BARNEY...AIN'T NO CAUSE
TO ALARM THE CITIZENS.
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NOW, OPIE, YOU RUN ON HOME,
PUT ON SOME DRY CLOTHES,
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AND HOW ABOUT CLEANING
THEM FISH, ALL RIGHT?
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OKAY, PA.
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YOU'LL CATCH THAT OL'
CRIMINAL EASY, WON'T YOU, PA?
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WELL, I HOPE SO.
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YOU'LL SEE, YOU TWO.
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THIS IS GONNA BE BIG.
REAL BIG.
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'BOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE,
SHERIFF.
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PRETTY NEAR 12:00.
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YEAH, YOUR 24 HOURS
IS ABOUT UP.
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YOU CAN GO ON HOME NOW,
OTIS.
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ANDY, YOU CAN'T LET OTIS GO.
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WELL, I HAVE TO.
HIS SENTENCE IS UP.
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BUT HE'S THE ONLY
PRISONER WE GOT!
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WELL?
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WELL, WHAT ARE
THE STATE POLICE GONNA THINK
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WHEN THEY GET HERE AND
FIND WE GOT AN EMPTY JAIL?
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THEY'RE GONNA THINK
THIS IS JUST A HICK TOWN
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WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HAPPENS.
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WELL, NOW,
YOU GOT TO ADMIT --
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THAT'S ABOUT THE SIZE
OF IT.
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Otis:
SEE YOU LATER, ANDY!
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I'LL SEE YOU, OTIS.
AND TRY NOT TO DRINK AT ALL.
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UH, OTIS -- OTIS.
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WAIT JUST A SECOND, WILL YA?
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UH, LISTEN, OTIS --
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YOU'VE GOT CIVIC SPIRIT,
AIN'T YA?
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WELL, HOW 'BOUT JUST
STAYING ONE MORE NIGHT --
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KIND OF LET THE JAIL
PUT ITS BEST FOOT FORWARD?
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SORRY.
TONIGHT'S CHOIR PRACTICE.
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DARN.
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OH, NOW, SIMMER DOWN, BARNEY.
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WE'LL BE A-FILLIN' UP
THAT CELL SPACE
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SOON AS WE CAPTURE
THAT ESCAPED CRIMINAL.
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YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
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WE WILL, WON'T WE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH.
I BETTER CHECK MY ARMS.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I CAN'T FIND MY BULLET.
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OH, WELL, HERE.
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FILL 'ER UP.
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"FILL 'ER UP"?
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WELL, YOU CAN'T TELL.
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THIS MIGHT CALL
FOR SOME SHOOTIN'.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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[ SIRENS WAIL ]
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HOOEY!
LOOKY YONDER.
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MUST BE A MIGHTY
IMPORTANT CRIMINAL.
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LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE SENT
A WHOLE REGIMENT.
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CAPTAIN BARKER,
STATE POLICE.
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HOWDY. WELCOME TO MAY--
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HOWDY.
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HOW DO?
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WELL, WE'RE, UH, GLAD...
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GLAD TO HAVE YOU.
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THAT'S RIGHT, OPERATOR.
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I WANT THIS LINE KEPT OPEN
TO THE STATE CAPITAL.
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CAPTAIN BARKER, STATE POLICE.
THAT'S WHO SAYS SO.
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UH, UH...
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UH, SARAH?
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ME.
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YEAH.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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ANY SHERIFF BUSINESS
COMES UP,
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WHY, YOU CAN CALL
MY HOME PHONE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH, SHE'S FINE.
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UH, CAPTAIN,
I'M-- I'M SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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GOOD. GOOD.
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING
THAT WE CAN DO...
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WALTERS, THE MAP.
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WELL, NOW, THAT'S
A NICE, SHINY, NEW MAP THERE,
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BUT IT AIN'T
MUCH DIFFERENT
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THAN THE ONE
WE HAD UP THERE BEFORE.
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MEN, THIS IS WHERE
WE ARE -- MAYBERRY.
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YEAH, THAT'S HER,
ALL RIGHT.
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WALTERS, MARKERS.
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WELL, NOW, THAT'S
A DANDY LITTLE ITEM THERE.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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LITTLE BUTTON THAT JUST STICKS
THERE AND DON'T FALL OFF.
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WE'RE STILL USING PINS.
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THERE AIN'T TOO MANY
OF THEM LEFT EITHER.
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THE WOMAN'S CLUB,
THEY PUT ON A HALLOWEEN PLAY
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AND THEY USED THIS
FOR THE DRESSING ROOM.
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THEY DONE NEAR USED
EVERY PIN WE HAD
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HEMMING UP COSTUMES.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
WE INTERRUPTED YOUR LITTLE TALK.
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YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD.
THANK YOU.
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NOW, WE'LL HAVE
BLOCKADES HERE...
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HERE...
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HERE...
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AND HERE.
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NOW, ON EACH BLOCKADE,
I WANT A FULL COMPLEMENT
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AROUND THE CLOCK
AND FULLY ARMED.
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TOMMY GUNS, TEAR GAS, FLARES,
LOUDSPEAKERS, SPOTLIGHTS.
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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I GOT
ONE LITTLE BITTY ONE.
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YOU?
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YES, SIR.
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YOU'RE GUARDING
ALL THE MAIN ROADS.
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SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT?
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WELL, NO, NOT IF YOU
EXPECTING THAT CRIMINAL
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TO COME THROUGH HERE
ON THE BUS.
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BUT YOU GOT TO GIVE
SOME THOUGHT TO THE IDEA
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THAT HE MIGHT GET SNEAKY
ABOUT THAT THING --
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COME DOWN
ONE OF THE SIDE ROADS.
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WE GOT ONE ROAD
DOWN THERE BY THE LAKE
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THAT AIN'T EVEN MARKED.
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THANK YOU FOR THAT
VALUABLE SUGGESTION.
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OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
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AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING
THAT WE CAN DO TO HELP
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WE'RE AT YOUR DISPOSAL,
ME AND MY DEPUTY HERE.
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OH, THIS IS,
THIS IS DEPUTY FIFE.
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HELLO, FELLAS.
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YOU MIGHT JUST WELL
CALL ME BARNEY.
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WE'RE ALL IN THIS MANHUNT
TOGETHER.
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WALTERS,
PASS OUT THOSE PICTURES.
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THAT'S DEREKSON,
THE MAN WE'RE AFTER.
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YOU MEMORIZE THAT FACE WELL.
LEARN EVERY LINE OF IT.
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THAT'S A NICE SNAPSHOT
OF HIM.
232
00:10:03,263 --> 00:10:05,866
HI, PA! DID YOU CATCH
THE CRIMINAL YET?
233
00:10:05,899 --> 00:10:08,368
OH, HI, OPIE.
NO, NOT YET,
234
00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:10,938
BUT THE CAPTAIN AND ME --
WE'RE TALKING OVER PLANS.
235
00:10:10,971 --> 00:10:14,875
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, SIR.
MY PA WILL CATCH HIM FOR SURE.
236
00:10:14,908 --> 00:10:17,344
AW, NOW, OPIE,
THE STATE PATROLMEN
237
00:10:17,377 --> 00:10:19,947
THEY'RE GOING TO DO
THEIR PART IN THIS, TOO.
238
00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,114
THAT'S MY BOY, OPIE.
239
00:10:21,148 --> 00:10:23,116
HE'S JUST
A LITTLE BIT PREJUDICED.
240
00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:24,918
OH, AND THIS
IS MY AUNT BEE.
241
00:10:24,952 --> 00:10:26,453
HOW DO, CAPTAIN?
242
00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:28,555
ANDY, BEFORE YOU GO TRAIPSING
AROUND ON ANY MANHUNT,
243
00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:31,224
YOU COME ALONG HOME
AND HAVE DINNER FIRST.
244
00:10:31,258 --> 00:10:34,094
OH, WELL, THIS IS
KIND OF IMPORTANT, AUNT BEE.
245
00:10:34,127 --> 00:10:37,030
I'M LIABLE TO HAVE
TO EAT A BIT LATER ON.
246
00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:39,366
ANDY, DO YOU REALIZE
I HAVE A ROAST IN THE OVEN?
247
00:10:39,399 --> 00:10:42,202
AND IT'S DRYING UP
UNLESS YOU COME AND EAT IT.
248
00:10:42,235 --> 00:10:45,005
AUNT BEE, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING
OFFICIAL BUSINESS.
249
00:10:45,038 --> 00:10:48,175
ANDY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE
WHEN YOU MISS A MEAL.
250
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:51,078
HE'S MEANER THAN A BEAR
BACKED INTO A BEEHIVE.
251
00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:53,847
I DON'T ENVY YOU MEN
WORKING UNDER HIM.
252
00:10:53,881 --> 00:10:56,549
AUNT BEE, NOBODY'S
WORKING UNDER ANYBODY.
253
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,451
BUT, PA,
YOU'RE THE SHERIFF.
254
00:10:58,485 --> 00:11:00,020
HE'S ONLY A CAPTAIN.
255
00:11:00,053 --> 00:11:03,056
YEAH, WELL, THIS IS KIND
OF A JOINT OPERATION
256
00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,291
YOU MIGHT SAY --
257
00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:06,459
STATE AND COUNTY
WORKING AS A TEAM.
258
00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:09,029
GENTLEMEN,
SHALL WE GET ON WITH IT?
259
00:11:09,062 --> 00:11:10,964
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST STAY HERE
260
00:11:10,998 --> 00:11:13,033
AND HANDLE YOUR
LOCAL AFFAIRS?
261
00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:14,968
WE'LL SET UP
THE ROADBLOCKS.
262
00:11:15,002 --> 00:11:16,403
LET'S GO, MEN.
263
00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:23,543
ANDY, THEY'RE LEAVING
US PLUMB OUT OF IT.
264
00:11:23,576 --> 00:11:25,412
YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT.
265
00:11:25,445 --> 00:11:28,048
DON'T THEY KNOW
HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE?
266
00:11:28,081 --> 00:11:30,483
YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE
PROBABLY SAVING US
267
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,185
FOR A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT,
268
00:11:32,219 --> 00:11:34,354
LIKE WHEN THE BIG SHOWDOWN
COMES.
269
00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:36,489
YEAH. YEAH, OF COURSE.
THAT'S IT.
270
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:38,491
WELL, WE'LL BE
READY FOR THEM.
271
00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:40,527
[ GUNSHOT ]
272
00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,552
MAN:
R.B.-one to R.B.-two.
273
00:12:05,585 --> 00:12:08,922
R.B.-one to R.B.-two.
Come in, please.
274
00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:09,923
MAN #2:
R.B.-two.
275
00:12:09,957 --> 00:12:10,924
Any action?
276
00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:12,159
Nothing here, sir.
277
00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:14,027
Traffic's been light
the past hour.
278
00:12:14,061 --> 00:12:15,495
Picking up a little now.
279
00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:17,164
Okay, keep your eyes open.
280
00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:18,598
DOGGONE IT, ANDY.
281
00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:21,034
IT'S BAD ENOUGH US JUST
SETTIN' HERE HELPLESS.
282
00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:23,303
WE CAN'T EVEN GET
INTO THE CONVERSATION.
283
00:12:23,336 --> 00:12:24,537
YEAH.
284
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,940
MAYBE WE BETTER NOT
JUST SET HERE.
285
00:12:26,974 --> 00:12:28,976
INSIDE WE CAN
AT LEAST LOOK BUSY.
286
00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:35,482
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT TO BE
OUT ON THE ROADBLOCK?
287
00:12:35,515 --> 00:12:36,984
THAT'S RIGHT.
288
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,186
IF A CRIMINAL'S HEADED
TOWARD MAYBERRY
289
00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:40,520
THE SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY
290
00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:42,622
CERTAINLY OUGHT TO BE
THERE TO STOP HIM.
291
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:45,325
YEAH. WELL, THAT'S STATE
BUSINESS, YOU MIGHT SAY
292
00:12:45,358 --> 00:12:48,128
AND I STILL GOT A DUTY
TO KEEP ORDER HERE IN TOWN.
293
00:12:48,161 --> 00:12:50,497
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL
MY PA ANYTHING.
294
00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:52,299
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
295
00:12:52,332 --> 00:12:53,700
COME ON, OPIE.
296
00:13:03,343 --> 00:13:05,412
NOW, OPIE, YOU KNOW
I MAKE IT A POINT
297
00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:08,648
NEVER TO DISCUSS OFFICIAL
BUSINESS WITH THE PUBLIC.
298
00:13:08,681 --> 00:13:10,717
NOW YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT, DON'T YOU?
299
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,253
BUT, PA, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?
300
00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:15,989
THEY'RE SAYING
YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH
301
00:13:16,023 --> 00:13:17,324
TO BE IN ON A MANHUNT.
302
00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:20,027
CAN I JUST TELL RALPHIE
AND TOMMY
303
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,429
THAT THEY'RE SAVING YOU
FOR THE BIG SHOWDOWN?
304
00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:26,033
NOW, POLICE BUSINESS HAS GOT TO
BE KEPT CONFIDENTIAL.
305
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,401
YEAH.
306
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:35,175
BUT WAIT TILL YOU CATCH
THAT OLD CRIMINAL--
307
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,310
BAREHANDED MAYBE.
308
00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:40,213
THEN I'LL TELL 'EM.
309
00:13:52,359 --> 00:13:54,461
NOW, DOG, BARNEY,
I GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
310
00:13:54,494 --> 00:13:56,529
A LAW OFFICER
JUST CAN'T SIT AROUND
311
00:13:56,563 --> 00:13:59,132
AND LET HISSELF BECOME
A LAUGHINGSTOCK.
312
00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:03,536
HERE.
313
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:06,106
PUT THEM BULLETS
BACK IN YOUR GUN.
314
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:24,091
NOW LISTEN, YOU KEEP
THEM 20/20 EYES OF YOURS
315
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,592
GLUED ON THIS ROAD
316
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,261
AND DON'T LET ANYTHING PASS
WITHOUT YOUR CHECKING IT.
317
00:14:28,295 --> 00:14:29,729
YOU CAN TRUST ME, SHERIFF.
318
00:14:29,762 --> 00:14:32,365
YOU'RE TALKING TO RELIABLE
BARNEY FIFE, YOU KNOW.
319
00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:35,102
ALL RIGHT. IF YOU NEED ME,
FIRE THREE SHOTS.
320
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,469
RIGHT.
321
00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:38,805
OH, UH, 10-4.
322
00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:44,677
OH, HOWDY, CAL.
323
00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:46,079
HI, BARNEY.
WHAT'S UP?
324
00:14:46,113 --> 00:14:47,547
ROADBLOCK.
AIN'T YOU HEARD?
325
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,782
THERE'S AN ESCAPED
CRIMINAL ON THE LOOSE.
326
00:14:49,816 --> 00:14:52,519
OH, YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT IT.
I HOPE YOU CATCH HIM.
327
00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:55,155
HALT!
328
00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:56,589
GET OUT, CAL.
329
00:14:56,623 --> 00:14:58,158
WHAT FER?
330
00:14:58,191 --> 00:15:00,660
I GOT TO FRISK YOU.
I GOT TO FRISK EVERYBODY.
331
00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:02,229
WELL, I AIN'T
THE CRIMINAL.
332
00:15:02,262 --> 00:15:03,630
WELL, YOU COULD BE.
333
00:15:03,663 --> 00:15:06,166
YOU COULD BE THE CRIMINAL
DISGUISED AS YOU.
334
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:07,767
US LAWMEN
CAN'T TAKE CHANCES.
335
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,702
WELL, I NEVER HEARD
OF SUCH A...
336
00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:11,604
NOW FACE YOUR TRUCK
AND LEAN AGAINST IT.
337
00:15:19,512 --> 00:15:21,481
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS
THAT'LL DO IT.
338
00:15:21,514 --> 00:15:24,817
BE SURE AND SAY HELLO
TO THE LITTLE WOMAN, MAYOR.
339
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,688
I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS
340
00:15:28,721 --> 00:15:31,258
BUT US LAWMEN
CAN'T TAKE CHANCES.
341
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:34,294
BUT, BARNEY,
I'M YOUR MOTHER.
342
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:51,611
OH, WELL, AT LAST.
SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW.
343
00:15:51,644 --> 00:15:53,446
IT'S YOU!
344
00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:57,884
HERE, LET ME
HELP YOU.
345
00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:00,220
I'M GONNA ARREST YOU!
346
00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:01,354
10-4...
347
00:16:08,895 --> 00:16:10,497
BARNEY!
348
00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:13,466
BARNEY, WHAT...?
349
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,235
WHAT IN THE WORLD
HAPPENED?
350
00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:16,503
HE WAS HERE, ANDY.
351
00:16:16,536 --> 00:16:17,670
DEREKSON?
352
00:16:17,704 --> 00:16:19,672
YEAH.
HE GOT THE DROP ON ME.
353
00:16:19,706 --> 00:16:21,608
YOU MEAN HE HAD
A GUN?
354
00:16:21,641 --> 00:16:23,476
UH... WELL, HE...
355
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,446
HE HAS NOW.
356
00:16:26,479 --> 00:16:28,681
I BETTER REPORT THIS.
357
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:38,358
MAYBERRY TO HEADQUARTERS.
358
00:16:38,391 --> 00:16:39,726
THAT'S PA.
359
00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:42,562
Mayberry to headquarters.
Come in, please.
360
00:16:42,595 --> 00:16:44,764
THIS IS HEADQUARTERS, MAYBERRY.
GO AHEAD.
361
00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:47,500
Deputy Barney Fife made contact
with the escapee.
362
00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:48,668
HE HAS?
363
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:50,203
YEAH.
364
00:16:50,237 --> 00:16:52,905
ONLY TROUBLE IS,
HE KIND OF GOT UN-CONTACTED.
365
00:16:52,939 --> 00:16:54,341
What?
366
00:16:54,374 --> 00:16:56,376
WELL, HE GOT AWAY
IS WHAT HE DONE.
367
00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:58,945
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE UP TO?
I TOLD YOU WE'D HANDLE THIS.
368
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:01,381
WELL, WE JUST THOUGHT
IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL
369
00:17:01,414 --> 00:17:04,351
IF SOMEBODY WATCHED THE OLD ROAD
DOWN BY THE LAKE.
370
00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:05,885
IT NEARLY WORKED, TOO.
371
00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,887
BUT I RECKON
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
372
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,456
IN THE MANHUNT GAME --
373
00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:11,958
SOMETIMES YOU BAG 'EM,
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T.
374
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,729
NOW, I, I... GOT A IDEA.
375
00:17:16,763 --> 00:17:18,765
SHERIFF, WE'RE TRYING
TO APPREHEND
376
00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:20,367
A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL.
377
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,902
PLEASE DON'T HINDER US
WITH YOUR BUMBLING IDEAS.
378
00:17:22,935 --> 00:17:24,271
10-4.
379
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,474
BUT, CAPTAIN --
HEL-- HEL--
380
00:17:27,507 --> 00:17:28,941
10-4.
381
00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:33,713
I'M DOGGED IF IT DON'T MAKE
A FELLA FEEL RIGHT BAD
382
00:17:33,746 --> 00:17:36,516
TO GET TEN-FOURED RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A IDEA.
383
00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:38,951
I'D BE GLAD TO LISTEN
TO YOUR IDEA, SHERIFF.
384
00:17:38,985 --> 00:17:40,920
WHY, THANK YOU,
DEPUTY.
385
00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:43,256
WELL, NOW,
MY IDEA IS THIS --
386
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,657
IF I WAS A CRIMINAL
387
00:17:44,691 --> 00:17:46,726
AND I WAS HEADING
THROUGH THEM WOODS
388
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:48,795
I'D STOP OFF
AT EMMA BRAND'S HOUSE.
389
00:17:48,828 --> 00:17:51,264
YOU WOULD?
FOR SURE.
390
00:17:51,298 --> 00:17:53,032
YOU KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T
A DAY THAT GOES BY
391
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:54,834
THAT EMMA DON'T MAKE
A BATCH OF PIES
392
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,803
AND PUT THEM OUT
IN THE WINDOW TO COOL.
393
00:17:56,836 --> 00:17:59,472
YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY HARD
ON THE AVERAGE FELLA
394
00:17:59,506 --> 00:18:00,907
TO PASS BY
WITHOUT SNIFFING
395
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,809
AND HUNGERING
FOR A SLICE OF PIE.
396
00:18:02,842 --> 00:18:04,477
NOW YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE
397
00:18:04,511 --> 00:18:07,280
WHAT THAT'S GOING TO DO
TO A STARVING ESCAPEE.
398
00:18:07,314 --> 00:18:08,415
YEAH.
399
00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,650
YEAH.
WELL, LET'S GO ON OVER THERE.
400
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:27,700
HOWDY, EMMA.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
401
00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,569
HOWDY, SHERIFF.
I'M FINE.
402
00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:33,306
WE JUST STOPPED BY TO WARN YOU
TO KEEP YOUR DOORS BOLTED.
403
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:34,607
THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
404
00:18:34,641 --> 00:18:35,842
THANK YOU. I WILL.
405
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,009
WAIT A MINUTE, EMMA.
406
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:38,378
I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHY.
407
00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:40,447
OH. TH-THAT'S RIGHT.
408
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,783
WELL, YOU KNOW THIS ESCAPED
CONVICT THAT'S ON THE LOOSE?
409
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:45,418
WELL, WE'RE STILL
LOOKING FOR HIM
410
00:18:45,452 --> 00:18:47,019
SO YOU BE EXTRA
CAREFUL NOW, YOU HEAR?
411
00:18:48,555 --> 00:18:49,922
UH, EMMA...
412
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,591
HOW'S YOUR SCIATICA?
413
00:18:51,624 --> 00:18:53,860
O-OH, IT'S FINE.
JUST FINE.
414
00:18:53,893 --> 00:18:55,528
GOOD-BYE, SHERIFF.
415
00:18:57,864 --> 00:19:00,433
SHE'S THE SWEETEST
THING, AIN'T SHE?
416
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:02,101
UH...
417
00:19:02,134 --> 00:19:05,705
BARNEY, THERE'S SOMETHING
CURIOUS GOING ON IN THERE.
418
00:19:05,738 --> 00:19:08,375
DID YOU EVER KNOW
EMMA BRAND'S SCIATICA
419
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,909
TO BE JUST FINE?
420
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:12,779
OR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT HER
FOR THAT MATTER?
421
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:15,715
NO, SIRREE. SH-SHE IS
TRYING TO GET RID OF US
422
00:19:15,748 --> 00:19:18,518
AND I BELIEVE I KNOW
WHO PUT HER UP TO IT.
423
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:19,952
YOU M-- YOU MEAN
424
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,088
YOU THINK
HE'S IN THERE?
425
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:23,556
YEAH.
426
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,958
WELL, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
427
00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:28,327
WELL, I GOT A IDEA.
428
00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:40,373
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
429
00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:42,909
YOU KNOW, SHERIFF,
430
00:19:42,942 --> 00:19:44,944
I TOLD YOU THERE WAS
NOBODY HERE, A-AND...
431
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,713
YEAH, I-I-I-I KNOW IT,
EMMA.
432
00:19:46,746 --> 00:19:47,980
I KNOW THAT.
433
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:50,049
I-I JUST WANTED TO
TELL YOU ONE THING
434
00:19:50,082 --> 00:19:52,585
JUST IN CASE YOU WAS
TO SEE THAT FELLA.
435
00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:54,687
NOW, DON'T SAY A WORD
ABOUT MY BOAT
436
00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:56,756
BEING HID DOWN THERE
BY THE LAKE
437
00:19:56,789 --> 00:19:58,625
UNDERNEATH THAT CLUMP
OF BUSHES --
438
00:19:58,658 --> 00:20:00,660
YOU KNOW THAT CLUMP OF BUSHES
THAT'S SO VERY NEAR YOUR DOCK?
439
00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:02,161
IF THAT FELLA
WAS TO FIND THAT BOAT,
440
00:20:02,194 --> 00:20:04,497
HE COULD ROW CLEAR
ACROSS TO SANDY POINT
441
00:20:04,531 --> 00:20:06,533
AND GET AWAY AS SLICK
AS A WHISTLE.
442
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:09,969
NOT A WORD ABOUT THAT NOW.
YOU PROMISE?
443
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,572
I PROMISE.
444
00:20:18,545 --> 00:20:21,180
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, LADY?
445
00:20:21,213 --> 00:20:24,684
YOU GOT A MIGHTY OBLIGING
SHERIFF IN THIS TOWN.
446
00:20:24,717 --> 00:20:26,085
REAL HELPFUL.
447
00:20:26,118 --> 00:20:27,554
[ CHUCKLES ]
448
00:20:27,587 --> 00:20:28,621
[ NERVOUS LAUGH ]
449
00:20:29,956 --> 00:20:32,992
MAYBERRY PATROL TO CAPTAIN,
COME IN, PLEASE.
450
00:20:34,994 --> 00:20:37,964
MAYBERRY PATROL TO CAPTAIN,
COME IN, PLEASE!
451
00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:40,867
NOW, CAPTAIN, YOU MIGHT
AS WELL SAY HELLO
452
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,036
'CAUSE I'M GOING TO KEEP
CALLING TILL YOU DO.
453
00:20:46,005 --> 00:20:47,674
CAPTAIN PARKER
TO MAYBERRY.
454
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:48,941
WHAT IS IT, SHERIFF?
455
00:20:48,975 --> 00:20:50,443
OH, HELLO, CAPTAIN.
456
00:20:50,477 --> 00:20:52,078
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE TO KNOW WHERE
457
00:20:52,111 --> 00:20:53,813
YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR CRIMINAL.
458
00:20:53,846 --> 00:20:54,947
WHAT?!
459
00:20:54,981 --> 00:20:56,483
You meet me
down by the lake
460
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,184
near the old
Crystal Creek Road.
461
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:00,587
I BELIEVE WE CAN WIND
THIS WHOLE THING UP.
462
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,154
YOU'VE GOT HIM CORNERED?
463
00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:04,591
LET'S JUST SAY WE'VE MADE
THE NECESSARY ARRANGEMENTS.
464
00:21:04,624 --> 00:21:06,493
YOU'LL BE RIGHT
ALONG, WILL YOU?
465
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,061
WHERE IS CRYSTAL CREEK ROAD?
HOW DO I GET THERE?
466
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:11,531
WELL, YOU GO BY
THE OLD SUMMER PLACE...
467
00:21:11,564 --> 00:21:12,999
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
468
00:21:13,032 --> 00:21:15,835
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO
GET THERE EITHER, DO YOU?
469
00:21:15,868 --> 00:21:17,970
I tell you what,
tell you what.
470
00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:21,107
You go by my house
and pick up my boy, Opie --
471
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,209
ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU
HOW TO GET THERE --
472
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:24,844
AND HE'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY.
473
00:21:24,877 --> 00:21:25,978
THERE'S TIME FOR THAT?
474
00:21:26,012 --> 00:21:27,246
OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
475
00:21:27,279 --> 00:21:28,247
10-4.
476
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,716
But, Sheriff...
477
00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:31,684
I'M SORRY.
I ALREADY TEN-FOURED YOU.
478
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:36,789
KIND OF A GOOD FEELING
GETTIN' IT IN FIRST
479
00:21:36,823 --> 00:21:37,857
FOR A CHANGE.
480
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,107
THERE HE IS.
481
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,889
DID YOU CATCH HIM, PA?
482
00:22:09,922 --> 00:22:11,123
WELL, AS GOOD AS.
483
00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:12,659
WELL, WHERE IS HE?
484
00:22:12,692 --> 00:22:15,261
RIGHT OUT THERE'S
YOUR MAN, CAP'N.
485
00:22:18,164 --> 00:22:20,867
WALTERS,
BINOCULARS.
486
00:22:23,803 --> 00:22:25,838
YOU FOOL!
YOU LET HIM GET AWAY.
487
00:22:25,872 --> 00:22:27,239
WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT?
488
00:22:27,273 --> 00:22:29,609
WELL, IN THE FIRST PLACE,
IF I'D HAVE SHOT
489
00:22:29,642 --> 00:22:30,977
I MIGHT HAVE HIT HIM
490
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:32,912
AND I FIGURED
YOU'D RATHER HAVE HIM ALIVE.
491
00:22:32,945 --> 00:22:35,147
IN THE SECOND PLACE,
HE MIGHT HAVE SHOT BACK
492
00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:36,849
AND I'D RATHER HAVE ME ALIVE.
493
00:22:36,883 --> 00:22:40,553
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET HIM
WITH A TELESCOPIC SIGHT?
494
00:22:40,587 --> 00:22:41,954
YEAH, I CAN TRY, SIR.
495
00:22:41,988 --> 00:22:44,891
WELL, THERE AIN'T
ANY REAL NEED IN THAT.
496
00:22:44,924 --> 00:22:47,259
WHAT?!
497
00:22:47,293 --> 00:22:49,629
THAT'S A PRETTY
FAR RANGE OUT THERE.
498
00:22:49,662 --> 00:22:51,631
BESIDES, HE'LL COME BACK
PEACEFUL ENOUGH.
499
00:22:51,664 --> 00:22:54,567
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT TO BE
A SHERIFF IN THIS STATE,
500
00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:57,303
BUT WHEN THIS IS OVER,
I'LL SEE THAT YOU'RE THROWN OUT.
501
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:59,238
THERE'S NO PLACE
FOR SUCH INCOMPETENCE
502
00:22:59,271 --> 00:23:00,339
IN A PEACE OFFICER.
503
00:23:00,372 --> 00:23:01,941
THAT'S OUR BOAT,
AIN'T IT, PA?
504
00:23:01,974 --> 00:23:04,143
YOU LET HIM TAKE IT
ON PURPOSE, DIDN'T YOU?
505
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:05,712
I SURE DID, SON.
506
00:23:05,745 --> 00:23:08,047
LOOK!
507
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,682
IT'S SINKING.
508
00:23:09,716 --> 00:23:11,217
Andy:
YES, SIR. IT SURE IS.
509
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:14,954
THAT'S 'CAUSE IT LEAKS,
AND PA KNEW IT ALL THE TIME.
510
00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:18,958
CAP'N, IF YOU'LL
TAKE YOUR MEN
511
00:23:18,991 --> 00:23:21,060
DOWN THIS LITTLE ROAD
DOWN THERE AT THE SHORE,
512
00:23:21,093 --> 00:23:23,195
I IMAGINE HE'LL SWIM
RIGHT TO YOU.
513
00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:26,799
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO, MEN.
514
00:23:33,339 --> 00:23:35,775
YOU KNOW, THIS MORNING
WHEN WE WAS FISHING
515
00:23:35,808 --> 00:23:38,210
I SURE DIDN'T ENJOY
HAVING A HOLE IN THAT BOAT.
516
00:23:38,244 --> 00:23:40,046
I TELL YOU
THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW --
517
00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:42,815
I WOULDN'T TAKE A DOLLAR
AND A QUARTER FOR IT.
518
00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:55,795
SHERIFF TAYLOR,
I WANT TO SAY
519
00:23:55,828 --> 00:23:57,296
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
WORKING WITH YOU.
520
00:23:57,329 --> 00:23:58,865
OH, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
521
00:23:58,898 --> 00:24:02,334
MY PA IS THE BEST SHERIFF
IN THE WHOLE STATE.
522
00:24:02,368 --> 00:24:04,003
WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED,
SON.
523
00:24:04,036 --> 00:24:06,038
WHEN I GET BACK
TO THE STATE CAPITAL,
524
00:24:06,072 --> 00:24:08,841
I'M GONNA SEE THAT THEY SEND YOU
A CITATION FOR THIS.
525
00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:11,711
OH, THAT WON'T
BE NECESSARY.
526
00:24:11,744 --> 00:24:13,713
'COURSE IF YOU COULD
SEE YOUR WAY CLEAR
527
00:24:13,746 --> 00:24:16,182
TO SEND ME ONE OF THEM MAPS
WITH THE STICKY BUTTONS ON IT,
528
00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:17,349
I'D APPRECIATE IT.
529
00:24:17,383 --> 00:24:18,885
YOU GOT IT, SHERIFF.
530
00:24:18,918 --> 00:24:20,720
BYE, AND THANKS AGAIN.
531
00:24:20,753 --> 00:24:22,188
YES, SIR.
532
00:24:22,221 --> 00:24:24,757
WELL, YOU AIN'T SO TOUGH NOW,
ARE YOU, WISE GUY?
533
00:24:24,791 --> 00:24:27,026
YOU JUST BETTER STAY
AS FAR AWAY FROM MAYBERRY
534
00:24:27,059 --> 00:24:29,395
AS YOU CAN GET,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
535
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:32,064
AIN'T GONNA GET
THE DROP ON ME AGAIN.
536
00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:36,002
UGH!
537
00:24:36,035 --> 00:24:39,205
[ GRUNTING ]
538
00:24:39,238 --> 00:24:40,740
EASY. EASY.
NO, EASY.
539
00:24:40,773 --> 00:24:43,009
MY FINGER'S PINCHED!
MY FINGER'S PINCHED!
540
00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:45,044
10-4! 10-4!
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