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So when are you coming to visit?

Because I miss you

Well can't like dad come and get you or something?

Well the next time can you come like bring those cookies?

Yay I'm so excited

Hold on one second grandma

Okay I'm back

So what are you playing for today?

Oh that's fun

So do you still have that golf cart?

Well I want to race it

Yeah it sounds like fun

So do you still talk to the ladies at the bridge club?

Oh that's fun

I want those sandwiches that y'all make

This will be nice

They sound good

They always look good

I will

Grandma says hi by the way

Yeah that sounds like fun

Yeah he's so hot

What?

I know

Did you see his dick print on his pants?

That's what I'm saying

It's massive

No it's huge

No I think he's a good kisser

Sorry

Yeah I wonder if he offers one-on-one tutoring

Or a two-on-one if you want to come

Come on

Oh shit

What the dumbass?

Nothing I spilled water everywhere

Can you please help?

Thanks

No I got distracted

Nice tits

Yeah I got it everywhere dude

I know

Shut up

Yeah I'm gonna have to go change my shirt

So you know my birthday's coming up right dad?

And I was thinking maybe just a couple new charms for my bracelet?

Yo are you down to uh

Oh shit I'm sorry

Yeah just a couple and like I don't know maybe a party?

Party?

Yeah

Nothing crazy, nothing big

Yeah but I promise

We'll be on our best behavior I swear

Yeah just a small one I swear

Did I tell you my friends think you're hot?

Yeah they told me so

They were like your dad's such a dilt

All my friends

Yeah

Like all of them

Yeah none of the moms think you're hot dude

Can you not fuck my stitches?

Oh nothing that was just Ethan

Yeah my grades were great

Oh a hundred you know me A's and B's

No just volleyball

All the same sports

You know me, we're all athletic

Yeah I have my project it's due Monday

Yeah he's around here somewhere

I think he went to the kitchen

I would let him know that

Yep you got it

You want the dishes done?

Dishes, laundry, all of that work

You got it I will pass that message along to Ethan

Any way I can help

Yep

Yep talked to grandma this morning

Her and the ladies at Bridger are getting along just nicely

Yep she sure did

She said she was going to make those cookies

I will ask for the cupcakes too

You know I'm grandma's favorite

Yeah our new math teacher is really cool

Nope I just got out of the shower

Running on the treadmill you know me

I have to stay in shape for volleyball

Yep I got the grocery list

You got it dad

Nothing

Nothing

Nothing at all

Oh we don't care anything for dinner

I'll ask Ethan

I don't think we really mind anything for dinner dad

Whatever you want to bring home

Yeah Chinese is fine

Yeah I know

They have really good food

Yep

Yep

All chores are done

Yep

Yep I promise I will not forget to send you the list

Oh fuck

Yep you got it

Yep I will make sure he studies for his test

Yeah he's actually getting a lot better at chemistry

Talk so much

Yep

Yeah a movie sounds great

No you can pick the movie

Yep

Yep anything sounds great

Board game anything of the sorts

Yeah I know I just hit my knee

No I think she's in a meeting today

I promised dad I'd hang out with her

You got it

One big happy family right?

Yep I promised dad I'd be great

Actually I gotta go. Love you bye

Oh fuck

Oh my god

Damn you talk so much

It's not my fault

Oh yeah

Oh fuck

I'm so good

Oh yeah

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh yeah

Oh my god

Oh yeah

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh my god

Oh

Oh fuck you

Oh

Oh

Oh yeah

Oh

Oh my god

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh my god

Oh

It's your mom

It's your mom

Hello?

Um he's around here somewhere. I think he like went to the gym or something

Okay

Um I am free this weekend. What's up?

Yeah the mall sounds great

Yeah

What do you want to know?

This weekend is perfect

Let's go Saturday yeah?

That sounds perfect

Yep we already finished all our chores

Yep I already sent dad the grocery list

Yep all homework's done and I even helped Ethan with his chemistry

Yep happy to help

Oh nothing I just got off the treadmill but hey I'm gonna let you go

Okay I'll see you when you get home

Love you bye

Oh god

Oh my god

Yes yes yes yes

Oh yeah

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god yes

Oh fuck

Oh my god yes just like that

Oh my god

Oh my god you feel so fucking good

Oh my god yes

Oh my god yes just like that

Oh fuck you feel so fucking good

You're so deep

Oh my god yes

Fuck

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

Oh my god

Oh fuck

Oh my god yes

Oh my god yes just like that

Oh my god

Oh my god yes

Oh my god yes

Oh my god yes

Oh my god yes

Oh fuck

It's okay

Oh my god

Oh my god yes

Oh my god yes

Just what I wanted

So much

It's exactly what I wanted

Oh fuck

Oh man I hope that was a good idea

It was a great idea. It's exactly what I wanted

A baby for my birthday

What? A baby? Fuck no

You're kidding right? Fuck fuck fuck

I'm so fucked