Original subtitles

Director: Lu Zhang

body temperature check for SARS

The Moonlight in front of the Bed (Li Bai's poem AD 701-762)

seems like frost on ground

Lifting my head to look, I saw the moonlight.

Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.

The thread in the hands of a fond-hearted mother (Meng Jiao's poem AD 751-814)

Makes clothes for the Body of her wayward Boy

Carefully she sews and thoroughly she mends

Dreading the delays that will keep him late from home

Such kindness of warm sun,

Can't be repaid by grass

What would you like to have today?

As usual

7 RMB

Mom,when will you buy me a TV?

Mom

You always bother me

You need to learn Korean very well

You can understand it,and speak out

Understand?

Television Television

Bickering again?

When the chimney smoke rise (Teresa Teng's song)

Darkness began to invest the earth

I asked the smoke

Where will you go?

The chimney smoke rise slowly

Where will you go?

Sometimes sunset is sunny

Sunset just as picture

Under blue mountains we wound our way (Wang wan's Poem Ad 693-751)

My boat and I, along green water

Until the banks at low tide widened,

With no wind stirring my lone sail

Everyday you came here read the poems of the Tang Dynasty ,and didn't buy anything, Is it funny?

Under blue mountains we wound our way

My boat and I, along green water

Until the banks at low tide widened,

With no wind stirring my lone sail

Cheng guan is coming! (Cheng guan AKA Municipal administration)

Are you the Korean nationality?

What do you want ?

Are you the Korean nationality? (in Korean)

Pardon?

Here's the Chinese Korean nationality .

I'm the engineer in the car factory

I'm Mr. Kim

Nice to meet you

Can you Korean women smoke?

Sorry ,I have my finger in every pie

What about the kimchi?

Chinese cabbage ,shallots ,turnip cube

The Chinese cabbage one

You do it?

Follow me

Stop

Come to eat Kung Pow Chicken.

And haricot, Mom is a great cook ,isn't it?

And small cucumber.

Dad

Sorry I'm imposing on you

Bring the kimchi if you want. I don't need your money

I'm sory

Bye

Go on

How much does the pedicab weight?

you come again

How much?

I don't know

How heavy I am?

Your gross weight is 140 , Net is 80

Officer Wang

Mom

Go on

once upon a time ,there's a village

and a mountain named Mount 3-years

You only have 3 years life

If you climb the mountain

One day

An old woman go there...

Who is she?

Unfamiliar one

I don't think so, you want to kept secret ?

It's stupid

Would you like to but the woollen?

It's so nice

How about the rat poison?

It's eassy to kill the cow,

How much/

3 RMB

Give me 10

Thanks

mu..bu..si

mu..bu..si

You are good at cutting glass

Can't you remember?

You are the Korean nationality

So you need to know Korean

Got it?

See you again

I am in the factory now

Yes

Ok I'll be back soon

What do you want?

Your Korean is very well

What do you want?

Chinese cabbage kimchi

Seven

Just wait

I treat you

How much?

No need

Thanks

Nowadays as Mangzhong is coming (Mangzhong AKA grain in ear : Chinese solar term)

countries all busy

at our harvesting

Improve the fitness

Keep safety precaution

Mangzhong Mangzhong

Summer and autumn compete when the competition day

It's time again to the busy time in hometown

I'll go home in a few days.

And back

You seem to wanna hurt me

What's up?

Fire to fire will not have a baby boy

Do you think you can have a baby boy?

But if I don't,you all can not

Look this

My son

My honey

Mama wants to see your willy

I 'll kill you

Open mouth

Open mouth

bite

Go

beat her

beat her face

Fuck you , beat more

Drink it

I don't

Beer is OK

Why are you live here

We're compatriot.Tell me

I can't because we're compatriot

It is not much Korean live here

What's your husband job?

He killed a man

Why?

For money

And then?

Be published

The Pure And Clean Spring On The Frontier

Frontier song warm their hearts

The spring never will stop

Everyone's singing joy to the worid

And deep relations between the army and the people

...between the army and the people

Can I drink water?

Thank you

What's doing here?

What?

Uncle

Help me

What's up?

It' not the first time to do like this

I don't know if it's proper to say...

What's up? Anything wrong?

I know the man who sends you back

He doesn't deserve you

You know the man we knowing all son of bitch

Dear, Your sis Cui may be not a good one as well

Cui ,you should be carefull

Don't come again

Why?

You have a family ,right?

Have some fun ,huh?

Cracking melon seeds A fine of 10 RMB

Stand up

Throw away the rat

I want have a TV

I will buy it in a few days

It's our pedicab,right?

Yes,exactly.

Are you nuts? What are you talking about?

Where do you get it ?

It's none of your business

listen,all of them is none of your business

You said it's yours,can you prove it?

It is my mark

You said it's your mark. Now I can say it's may mark

Besides, why your pedicab here?

Cheng guan did rob it.

Are you nuts? It's not impossible

Now it belongs to me

But if you like it ,I can give a discount

Fixed price,380

Wait

I have something to say

Your kimchi is very good

Thanks

I am Mr . Xu. You can call me old-XU

What can I do for you?

I want make a deal with you

I am the manager of the staff canteen

Can you offer the kimchi on a regular basis?

Hey boy,do you remember me ?

You can come and see , and then make a decision

You don't need to answer now. Just think about it.

Thank you

Good bye

Bye ,boy

When do you get a TV ?

Who buy it? boy.

Chang-ho, I plan to buy you a TV

You are stingy person, I don't believe

So can you do that?

Stop quarrelling,the movie is about to begin

Stop, don't change the channel,stop!

Sure... OK ,we will not change it again.

Stay here.Don't move

Stay here.

Women are so much trouble

Come here,Let's look around

Whatever you are boss or the staff, All need listen to me.

Have a look

You can have lifetime warranty if we sign an agreement

Is that enough?

Your skin looks nice

How can you repay me?

Sis,why they all call you "chicken"? (chicken AKA Ji, the same sound as the whore)

What's wrong with the chicken?

The rooster can crow

The hens can laying

The chicken is tasty

Don't you like it?

Go back to your fiancee again?

Wang,you do too much sports in bed

You look pale and sickly

Ok ,we should go

Wait

Wait

Wait a moment

What's the rush?

It's you, you are the police

It's too hard to buy your kimchi

Sorry, I am under the illusion that you are Cheng-guan

Sorry

You don't have a license,right?

The life like this is not comfortabe

All right,come in

You're looking for me?

Yes,the officer Wang introduced me

Ok,have a seat

The officer Wang tell me about it

Do you need a vender license?

Just let see what's up

It's me,Who's that?

Oh,the monitor

I heard that Li hongwei have been to Japan

You are the superintendent now

Very good

By the way ,do you have the number of Yang na ?

She has married to Korea

I don't know this

Just wait ,I make a record

You treat us

Sure, I will come

Ok ,See you

Now you can say it

"Application"

Distinguished leading comrades ,my name is Cui Shun-ji

32 yrs, the Korean nationality

Last year,my child and I...

Stop it.

No need a speech

You need a license

So here you are

It's first time for me to see the Korean nationality

Really?

I like your dancing ,can you ?

Yes

You can teach me if you have free time

Ok ,when?

Saturday,come here

Ok

OK ,that's all

See you.

Next station is Shanghai

Next station is Beijing

My next station is Shanghai

My next station is Beijing

My train is coming

The locomotive is coming

Your train collided with mine

My train's tail is coming

No , no

My flying car is coming

My missile-train is coming

The big train is coming

Our big flying car is coming

Sis, your husband is coming to see you ?

It's not mine, yours!

Your husband..

Don't move,your husband

Come here, catch me! You husband

Stop,take temperature here

Oh, it's uncle,just go,

Chang-ho

Chang-ho

Chang-ho

I need to talk to you

Cui

You have the license,congratulation

They all take the license When will we have it?

You dare defying commands?

Just look who we are

And the license

Why is it blue? Who did?

Let me have a try

OK

How about it?

Very good,once again

Cui

Korean Dance looks beautiful,but it's hard to learn

It's easy when you drunk

Forget about drunk

Ten men,there are seven silly ,eight fool and nine bad

And one always be loved Sisters,let's dance!

Get him here by sweet words

Love him ,and never let he go

How much is the carp one?

20

Can you make a reduction?

15

Come

Quickly...

Wang , let's go

Dirty louse,come out

Stand up ,you dare to screw others

Bitch, sell the food and your body

Change your clothes, and get out

Bitch ,stand up

Quickly

Stand up

You shameless

You shameless

I am well prepared to come here,and fear nothing

tell me ,how can you have a relationship?

What's you want from her?

It's not that thing

You are bold enough to have a lover

it's fashion

She is not my lover

So?

In this situation,you can't deny it

I give her money

That's what you say. Is she a whore?

Hello Is that the Police?

We catch a whore here

Put the desk here

The closet there

Fridge there,yes

And put a hair dresser here

Here is our wedding pictures

I have the monthly period now

It's doesn't matter

Crazy!

Name?

I asked what's your name?

Cui Shun-ji

Age?

32,the Korean nationality

Just answer what I ask.hometown?

Yanji , Jilin Province ...

Nationality?

Close the door

Nationality?

I said it just now

Again

Your Nationality?

I was criticized for you last time, This time you should drink more , cheers.

Full to the brim

My fault,I'll be careful next time.

For you.

Cheers.

Full to the brim,they all drunk it up

Keep silence

The production team asked people groping for fish

The water level rise up

A girl touch a guy's penis unintentionally

That guy shout: Its mine!

That girl said: first touch , first get

What's the hell in your brian?

Come ,drink!

Cheers!

It's too early to have a drink

What's up?

Don't you want have a drink?

Can you be on duty for me?

I will

That's all right ,just a whore in the room

Here you go

Really? Thanks ,bro,I will have a drink

Can I smoke?

1 2 3 4

I am Kim Chang-ho

Why you stop?

We will get married next Saturday

in Mingxing restaurant 12:00 AM

I want eat kimchi,maybe is flesh

You can send it to me

Please

Mom, when will we be back?

Go where?

Hometown

You really want go back?

Mom, when will we be back here?

When will we be back here?

Thank you ...

Happy Wedding

Thank you

Come and sit

Put it here

Congratulations

Thank you

Congratulations

Starring Liu lian-ji Jin bo

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