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[♪♪♪]
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CHRIS ROCK:
When you first become
a teenager,
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you think it's cool
to just be a teenager.
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Then you find out
no matter how cool you act,
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if you don't look cool, you
might as well be 5 years old.
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And the coolest thing
you could have when I was 13
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was a leather jacket.
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He might not have a daddy,
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but he's got a leather jacket.
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Keisha, you got
a leather jacket too?
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My mom just got it
off layaway for me.
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I was thinking
about getting one.
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You are? Why?
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Look at me.
I'm skinny and I'm short.
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I'm not gonna
become cool overnight.
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You don't look
that bad, though.
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Yeah, but I need something.
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Think a leather jacket
would help?
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I guess.
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All I was thinking is that
the right leather jacket
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would have turned me from this guy...into this guy.
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Chris.
That leather jacket is cool.
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Let's hang out.
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As soon as
I'm finished posing.
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I knew where to get
a leather jacket.
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Now all I needed was money.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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A leather jacket? What do you
need a leather jacket for?
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Keisha said it was cool.
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Think a leather jacket's
gonna make you cool?
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It made these guys
gazillionaires.
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It could. The only thing is,
I don't have $50.
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Just save up your allowance.
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My what?Your allowance.
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It's money that your parents
give you every week.
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I'd heard about allowances,
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but I didn't know
they actually existed.
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I thought it was just something that happened on TV.
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Here you go, son.A thousand dollars.
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Thank you, father.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Since my father
was always working,
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he always seemed
kind of grumpy.
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It seemed like there was
never a good time
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to ask my father for money.
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Daddy, can I have $15
to go on a field trip
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to the Statue of Liberty?Okay.
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Hey, Dad, can I have $5
to go to the show?
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Okay.
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Baby, can I get $25
to go shopping?
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Okay.
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It looks like this might be
a good time after all.
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Hey, Dad?
Can I get a leather jacket?
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A leather jacket? You got
some leather-jacket money?
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What do you need
a leather jacket for?
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What's wrong
with Drew's old coat?
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Instead of Drew wearing
my old clothes,
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I wore his old clothes.
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I think I was the first kid
to get hand-me-ups.
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It's too small,
it's out of style
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and it's just not cool.
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It ain't supposed to be cool.
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It's supposed to be warm.
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Being warm is cool.
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I'm not asking you to buy it.
I'll save up.
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Save up what?
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I was hoping you can give me
an allowance.
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I know it sounded like
an innocent enough question,
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but here's what he heard.
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Since you work
like a slave all day
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and don't have time to enjoy
your money, can I have it?
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I'm not giving you money
for doing nothing.
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An allowance?
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I'll allow you
to sleep here at night.
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I'll allow you
to eat them potatoes.
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I'll allow you to use my lights.
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I'll allow you
to drink my Kool-Aid.
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I'll allow you to nibble
on them green beans.
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I'll allow you
to look at that TV.
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I'll allow you
to run up my gas bill.
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I'll allow you
to walk up my stairs.
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I'll allow you to ask me
these ridiculous-ass questions.
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Why should I give you
an allowance
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when I already paid for
everything you do?
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Who you know that gets
an allowance? Huh?
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I'm finished.
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I was talking to Greg.
He said that he gets $5 a week.
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Sounds like Greg's
doing better than me.
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Ask him for an allowance.
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You want to buy a leather coat,
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you need to get
a leather-coat job.
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While things might have been
tight with my father,
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my mother was getting loose.
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She was always happy when
she had the house to herself.
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She caught up on her reading.
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She talked on the phone.
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She ate expensive candy
she hid from us.
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But there was one thing
that she never counted on
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to mess up her day.
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Coming...
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What are y'all doing here?
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Something went wrong
at our school.
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Something about the paint.
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Before vending machines were
put into schools,
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hungry kids often snacked
on lead paint chips.
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Mm.
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This is good!
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If we had ladders,
he'd have ate the asbestos.
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I want one!Me too! Me too! Me too!
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Come on, me too!Hey, give me some!
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So we can go back
after they finish
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repainting our classrooms.
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All right, well,
stay out of my way,
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'cause I'm cleaning up.
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What are we gonna do all day?
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I don't know. Go play.
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But you all better not mess up
my house till after 4:30!
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I mean, asbestos kills.
A little paint ain't gonna hurt.
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After a day out of school, my
mother wasn't having any fun.
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And neither were
Tonya and Drew.
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What are you doing?Nothing.
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When broke kids get bored,
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they play one of the cheapest
games ever invented:
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"I Dare You."
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I dare you
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to put these ice cubes
under your armpit.
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For how long?One minute.
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Okay.
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Whoo! Ah!One...
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two...Count normal, Tonya.
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Three...What is wrong with you?
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I dared him to put
ice cubes under his arms.
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Take the ice cubes
from under your arm.
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Not...in the glass.
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Boy, people gotta drink
from that.
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Okay, I dare you to drink it.
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You better not. That's nasty.I'm not.
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Know what, since y'all
want to dare so bad,
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dare each other to sit down and
act like y'all got some sense.
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How about that? I'll be glad
when y'all go back to school.
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You are driving me
up the wall.
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Two walls.
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Now you have to do something.That's nasty.
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Meanwhile, I felt like
the only guy on earth
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without a leather jacket.You got a leather jacket?
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Cool, huh? My dad got it for me
at the army surplus store.
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Hey, weren't you the one
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who said leather
didn't make you cool?
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Yeah, but I was wrong.
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So, what did your dad say
about an allowance?
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He said no...
for about two hours.
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Hi, Greg. Nice jacket.
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Wait, she's talking to you?
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Cool, huh?
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I gotta get me
a leather jacket.
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Finding a job when you're 13
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is not the easiest thing to do.
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I applied for easy jobs...
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Now, why would I pay you
to put groceries in a bag
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when I can put them in a bag
my damn self?
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I applied for hard jobs...Security guard, huh?
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You ever been shot?
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I even applied for jobs I didn't know I was applying for.
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You any good with matches?
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There's a new barber
down the block.
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He needs to be taught a lesson.
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[TONYA GIGGLES]
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I dare you
to slide down these stairs
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on your back.Give me the towel.
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Only place more dangerous
than the streets of Brooklyn
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were the hallways of Brooklyn.
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[THUDDING][DREW GROANING]
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After running out of options,
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I could only think
of one person
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that could help me find work.
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Hey.
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Dad, can you help me
get a job?
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What?I want to get a leather jacket.
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I've been trying to get a job,
but it's not working out so far.
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You want it that bad, huh?Yeah.
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Want to come to work with me?For real?
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Yeah. Tomorrow's Saturday.
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You can come do deliveries
with me.
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I'll be back in a few hours.
Now, be downstairs at 3:30.
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Not 3:31.Don't worry. I'll be down early.
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No such thing as early.
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You're either on time
or you're late.
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I was committed to getting
that jacket.
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Nothing was going to stop me.
Nothing except a nap.
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[♪♪♪]
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[HORN HONKING]
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[SNORING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
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ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
He pulls up and shoots
the 12-footer.
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Vandross got the rebound.
He lays it up and in.
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CHRIS ROCK:
I thought my father would be
mad that I missed work.
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Instead of getting
a leather jacket,
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I thought I was
gonna get a leather belt.
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What happened this morning?
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I overslept.
How come you didn't come get me?
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You the one want the job.
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Job ain't gonna wait for you.
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[♪♪♪]
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In the game of dare,
there are no rules,
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there are no regulations
and the game doesn't end
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till somebody's dead.
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I dare you.
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What you gonna give me?
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Two dollars.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Drink it. Hurry up.
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Hurry up, Tonya.
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More.
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Drink it. Whoa!
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[GROANING]
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Heh-heh, cool.
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How was it?
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Give me my $2.
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[ALARM BUZZES]
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The next morning,
I was up earlier
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than a Marine
with a paper route.
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Coffee?
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[MACHINERY WHIRRING, SQUEALING]
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Working with my father
was mind-blowing.
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I couldn't believe
how big it was,
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how loud it was, how fast everything was going.
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I felt like an Amish kid
in Vegas.
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Come on.
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JULIUS: What's up, George?Hey, Herc.
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What's up?Hey!
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Who's this?That's my son, Chris.
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Who's Herc?Herc, like Hercules.
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That's a strong man.
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The only other names
I knew my father by
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were the words
my mother called him,
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and they didn't have nothing
to do with being strong.
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So, little Herc,
you funny like your old man?
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My father's funny?
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Nah, he ain't that funny.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Funnier than you two corny...
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[HORN HONKS][MEN EXCLAIM]
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My father never cursed
at home,
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so hearing him curse
at the job
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made me feel like
I was in a secret club.
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Get to work before
I bring your mama back in here.
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Oh, no. No mamas.
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Yeah, okay, whatever you say.
See you, Little Herc.
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Tell your mama
to come back here too, man.
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[HORN HONKING][ALL LAUGHING]
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Hey, let's get to work.
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I haven't heard cursing
like that
255
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:43,137
since my father stepped
on my mother's bunion.
256
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,834
[TONYA GROANS]
257
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:51,058
[TONYA GROANING, CRYING]
258
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,364
At home, the dare game
was over,
259
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,279
but the trouble
was just starting.
260
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,238
[TOILET FLUSHES]
261
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,283
[GROANING SOFTLY]
262
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,594
What's wrong, baby? I heard you
all the way from my room.
263
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:08,075
My stomach hurts really bad.
264
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,816
Let me feel.
265
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,514
Oh, no. You're burning up.
Let me feel your tummy.
266
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,124
[SQUEALS, CRYING]
267
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,736
Okay, baby, I'm gonna take you
to the emergency room.
268
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,955
I'm gonna get your coat.
Drew, get up!
269
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,349
Going to the doctor
was serious business,
270
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,047
because usually, if something
was wrong with one of us,
271
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:27,921
my parents thought they could
fix it with Robitussin.
272
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,750
Ow! I burned my finger!
273
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:33,317
Oh, let me see, boy, let me see.
274
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,146
Oh, take some Robitussin.
275
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,974
Looks like a tooth
broke off.
276
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,803
Mm. I'll go get the Robitussin.
277
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,326
[BANGING ON DOOR]
278
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,633
ROCHELLE: What?Chris just got hit by a car.
279
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:48,768
Oh, my God,
I'll go get the Robitussin.
280
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,161
[GROANING]
281
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,860
I'm not telling her.
You're the one who drank it.
282
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:57,602
You dared me!Shh. Be quiet.
283
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,127
Okay, come on. Let's go.
284
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,875
It was cold outside.
285
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,355
I was tired,
and those papers were heavy.
286
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:12,879
I was starting to wonder
287
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,272
if that leather jacket
was worth it.
288
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,797
Hey, Chris.
What time you getting off?
289
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,800
Never.
I gotta pay off this jacket.
290
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,719
Okay, that's it.
291
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,896
Good. Now can we have a break?
292
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,420
We don't get a break
for another three hours.
293
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,944
Come on.
294
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,728
[SIRENS BLARING]
295
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,731
If you watch TV, you know
that an emergency room
296
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:43,605
is one of the most exciting
places you can be.
297
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,737
Wrong.
298
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,652
Yeah, Charlie and Karen,
They broke up.
299
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,872
No!Well, he went back to New York.
300
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,832
Excuse me, nurse. My baby's
stomach is killing her.
301
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,312
The thing about people who work in emergency rooms
302
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,402
is they're not the ones
with the emergency, you are.
303
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:02,015
Really? Oh, but did you see
Tracy with her new man?
304
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,931
But do you see me standing here
with a sick child?
305
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,237
Do you see me here
talking to somebody?
306
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,413
Quit hollerin' at people!
I don't need this.
307
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,633
My man has three jobs!
308
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,332
[♪♪♪]
309
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,249
Being at work with my father
310
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:22,818
was one of the coolest things
I ever did. We broke laws...
311
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,646
Oh! Hey, we can make it!That's red!
312
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,388
Hold on, man. Here we go. Whoa!
313
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,780
Let's go! Let's go!Aah!
314
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,567
Whoo!Ha-ha-ha!
315
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:33,742
Yeah!
Yeah!
316
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,222
...cursed people out.
317
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,180
[HORN HONKING]
318
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,270
Hurry up! Let's go!
Get out of the way!
319
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:42,969
[HORN BLARING]
320
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,796
Kiss my ass! That's right!
321
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,712
You too! That's right!
322
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,628
That was one of the most
exciting nights of my life.
323
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:53,240
We delivered papers
in Brooklyn.
324
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,808
We delivered papers in Queens, Little Italy, Chinatown,
325
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,289
Spanish Harlem,
Puerto Rican Harlem,
326
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,422
the Bronx, Greenwich Village.
327
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,773
We delivered papers to people
I didn't even know could read.
328
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:08,908
And after delivering more than
15 tons' worth of newspapers,
329
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:12,694
all I could think was,
"Where the hell is the sun?"
330
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,875
Um, number 36, the doctor
will see you now.
331
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,922
Oh, no, no, no! Come on!
This is ridiculous!
332
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,663
Who's gonna help my baby?That man's been shot.
333
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,014
Just because she's not shot
doesn't mean she isn't hurt.
334
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,754
If this wasn't an emergency,
335
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,887
we wouldn't have come
to the emergency room.
336
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,194
Look, if she doesn't get
to see a doctor,
337
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,239
we're gonna have
to get you a doctor.
338
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,112
Yeah. Now.
339
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,723
I'm sorry it took you
so long to get in.
340
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,507
It's about time
somebody threatened
341
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,205
to kick that nurse's ass.
342
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,816
Mm, I think we have
to run some tests.
343
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,166
What kind of tests?Well, first we need
344
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,734
to draw some blood,
little lady. I'll be right back.
345
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,345
Mama, I don't want...Baby, you have to take the test
346
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,522
in order for you to feel better.Mom, uh...
347
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,569
I have to tell you something.
348
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,310
What?
349
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,747
I dared Tonya to drink
a hot sauce shake.
350
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:09,577
A hot sauce shake? Girl, what in
the world would you do that for?
351
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:10,882
He dared me!
352
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,105
Doctor, I don't think
that'll be necessary.
353
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:19,021
My son dared her to drink
a hot sauce shake.
354
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,675
A hot sauce shake?
355
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:24,461
Yeah, you know, vinegar,
hot sauce, syrup and milk.
356
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,594
I didn't know
it'd make her that sick.
357
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,204
I know what to do.
358
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,426
Here.
359
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,080
What is this?Ipecac.
360
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,256
This is to induce vomiting.
361
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,258
When she's done,
she may have a slight cough.
362
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,782
Give her some Robitussin.
363
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,480
She'll be fine.
364
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,353
Ain't no fussin'
with the 'Tussin.
365
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,528
Ow!
366
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:55,536
Julius, you gotta take that
truck back over to DeKalb.
367
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,060
I'll do it tomorrow.No, I need it done now.
368
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,193
You can't find somebody else?
369
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,630
Why should I find somebody else?
I found you.
370
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,763
I want that truck
back over to DeKalb now.
371
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,462
The only person I ever saw
tell my father what to do
372
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,986
was my mother.
373
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,119
You just gonna let him
tell you what to do?
374
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,426
Either that or I won't have
nothing to do. Come on.
375
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,736
Ow.
376
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,520
That hurt.
377
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,874
You worked hard.Yeah.
378
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,096
Feels kind of good, don't it?Yeah.
379
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,142
After everything
I'd been through,
380
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,666
I understood my father
a lot more.
381
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,450
Because when you work
that hard,
382
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,800
you think about every dime
you spend.
383
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,673
And I was thinking about how
I was gonna spend mine.
384
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,851
Twenty-five dollars?That's right.
385
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,635
You earned every penny.
386
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,594
Don't forget
to ice down your arms.
387
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,248
But I need 50 for the jacket.
388
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:59,295
No, you don't. You want 50.
There's a difference.
389
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,342
When I asked you for the jacket,
you said I should get a job.
390
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:05,562
And I got a job.Job didn't pay enough.
391
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,825
Man, you got $25.
392
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:10,872
I didn't make my first $25
till I was 30 years old.
393
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,917
And I still got two of 'em.
394
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,356
Look, you want the jacket,
save your money.
395
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,793
You can work with me
again next week.
396
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,882
Okay.
Hey...
397
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,282
Bye, Mommy.See ya.
398
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,197
Have a good day at school.
399
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,069
A few days later, Drew
and Tonya were back in school
400
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,898
and my mother could
go back to her routine.
401
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,466
I've never seen a woman
so happy to clean.
402
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,815
Ooh!
403
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,823
Hello. Hello.
404
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,829
Meanwhile,
I was still wishing
405
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,787
my job had worked out
a little better.
406
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,181
After all I'd gone through
with my father,
407
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,836
I appreciated him
that much more.
408
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,275
Hi, man.
How do you like my jacket?
409
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,278
You got that one?I got the last one on sale.
410
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,154
But I didn't go out
in the middle of the night
411
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,243
and do all that work
for nothing.
412
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,462
[♪♪♪]
413
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,344
Aren't you hot in that thing?
414
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,346
Please. I'm fine.
415
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,392
Chris?!
416
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:40,353
♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
417
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:50,363
[♪♪♪]
418
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,887
♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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