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[♪♪♪]
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NARRATOR:
There she was: Keisha,
the girl of my dreams.
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I used to dream about a girl
named Didi, but then I moved.
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And it seemed like I could
never get her off my mind.
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Chris. Chris.
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Wake up.
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Chris.
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Wake up!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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What's going on?
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Scared the death out of me!
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[♪♪♪]
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NARRATOR:
Some days, I thought everyone
I saw was Keisha.
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ Baby, you're so fly ♪
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♪ Won't you halt time ♪
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♪ Every time I see
Your pretty face... ♪
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I'm glad that wasn't her.
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Well, at least I hope that
wasn't her.
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♪ Wonderful, inimitable ♪
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♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
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♪ Girl, you're just
So beautiful ♪
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♪ Girl, you're just
So beautiful ♪
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Keisha?
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[GASPS]
You ain't taking my check!
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[SCREAMS]
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What check?
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[SCREAMS]
What was she thinking?
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[CAR HORNS HONKING]Get out of the street, fool!
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MAN'S VOICE:
Get out of the street, fool!
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[SCREAMS]
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Get off of my car, fool!
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I got to get this girl
off my mind.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[CHUCKLES]
Rochelle, I love your place.
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Oh.
How you keep it so clean
with three kids?
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Oh, no, my children
know how to act.
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They know, once they walk
through that front door,
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I don't tolerate
no foolishness.
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Mm-mm.NARRATOR: That's Sheila,
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Keisha's mother.
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My mother didn't make
a lot of friends,
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because she's what I like
to call a ghetto snob.
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Look at that woman out here
with rollers in her hair.
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Mama, you have rollers on.
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Yeah, but I'm wearing
a scarf.
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No class.
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[SIPPING LOUDLY]
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Sheila gave
my mother compliments
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and my mother loved
compliments.
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Oh, girl, I love those shoes.
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[CHUCKLES]
They're all leather.
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No, they aren't.
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Chris, this is, uh,
Ms. Ridenhour.
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Hi.
Nice to meet you.
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You too.
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And you know her daughter,
Keisha.
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Hey, Chris.
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, boy!
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Where do you think
you're going
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after getting a C
on your quiz?
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Back upstairs to study?Right.
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Chris...
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Chris.
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[SCOFFS]
Boy, you hear me
talking to you?
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Ow!
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Close your mouth and go upstairs
and help Drew with his math.
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Do you know that Drew got
a C on his math quiz?
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That boy knows he could do
better than that.
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Well, Keisha's great
at math.
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She can help him
if he needs it.
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Oh, thanks,
but Chris could do it.
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You know he's going
to a good school now.
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Oh.
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Well, I like your coffee.
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Is it instant?
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Uh-uh. No, child.
It's freeze-dried.
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Like I said, ghetto snob.
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I don't hear no math!
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That's Joey Caruso.
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After giving me a beat down in
front of everybody in school,
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Caruso got a warning.
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If I see you within 10 feet
of him,
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you, young man,
will be back in detention.
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[KIDS GASPING] So, for a few days,
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Caruso left me alone.
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And Greg figured if he stuck
close enough,
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Caruso would be off his ass
too.
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There's Greg.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hey, Greg.
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If only Keisha liked me
this much.
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Why you all up on me?
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Look, Raymond told Caruso
he couldn't get near you.
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So can I stick to you kind
of close for a while?
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Yeah, but can a brother
get some space?
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[LAUGHS]
Oh, yeah.
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All right.
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Uh, so... So, what happened?
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Ah, man! Keisha?
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Right in your living room?
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Yeah. And she said,
"Hi, Chris."
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Ah, man!
You are so in there.
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You think so?
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Yeah. I mean, she didn't just
say "Hi."
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She initiated the "Hi."
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Whoa.
I never thought of it like that.
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Man, you got to get a condom.
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It'd be two years before I knew what a condom was
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and eight years before
I got to use one.
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Back at home,
my father was thinking about
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something he wanted.
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Hey, baby.
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[GRUNTS]
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Hey!
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Who are you?I'm Sheila.
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You must be Julius.What are you doing?
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Um, Rochelle said--Where's Rochelle?
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She's downstairs.
I live next door.
Rochelle!
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Where?Next door.
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I'm sorry, I...
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I didn't mean to, um...
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smack you on your...No, it's okay.
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No. Forget about it.
It's all right.
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What?
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Why didn't you let me know
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there were people
in here?
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I'm sorry.
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Uh, nice meeting you, Julius.
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Girl, this color!
I love it!
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It's going to look
good on you. It's hot.
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Thank you. I'mma let myself out.
Bye, Rochelle.
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No problem.
You got it.
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Next time,
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let me know when you
got people in my house.
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Okay.
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Anybody else in here?No!
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If she found a strange man
in her bathroom,
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she'd be nervous too.
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What is wrong with that man?
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After I helped Drew
with his math,
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his score changed
by a whole grade.
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A D?
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Chris, he got a C before.
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I thought I told you
to help him.
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I did.[ROCHELLE GROANS]
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So you move the decimal point
over two places.
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Hey, which one you like better?
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The spider web
or the step ladder?
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Is Drew stupid?
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No, I'm not stupid, you idiot.
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Well, this look like you are...
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Hey, hey.Shut up.
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Nobody is stupid.
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Daddy, Drew got a D
on his math test.
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Shut up.A D?
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Chris! I thought you
were going to help.
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I did.
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Before Chris helped him,
he got a C.
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Be quiet.No, you be quiet.
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Would you do something
about this?
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Will you please be quiet?
All y'all be quiet.
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Chris, you go
to a good school.
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What you learning to do,
ride the bus?
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Don't yell at me.
He got the D.
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Watch your mouth, boy.
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We're just going to have
to get him a tutor.
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Tutors are expensive.
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Y'all just going to have
to work harder.
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We can barely afford kids.
We can't afford stupid kids.
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ROCHELLE:
Julius, if Drew's grades
keep dropping,
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he's going to get
kicked out of school.
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And then he's going to get
hooked on crack.
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Next thing you know, we'll be
walking in without furniture.
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Do you want to pay
for a tutor
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or do you want to pay
for new furniture?
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How much is it going to cost?
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Not a lot.
I'll get Keisha.
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Who's Keisha?
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You know Sheila.
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It's her daughter.
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Back at school,
Greg camped out for me
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like I was
the newStar Wars movie.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, where were you?
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I was at class.
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At class? I've been waiting
here for 15 minutes.
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I told you to wait
at my locker.
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You weren't at your locker.I'm at it now.
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But you weren't then!
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Greg.
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Too close.
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There goes two more girls
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we're never going to get.
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What's with the outfit?
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Oh, Keisha's coming over
to tutor Drew today,
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and I want to look good.
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So, uh, what's the plan?
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I mean, you've got
to have a plan.
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I guess, when I get home,
I'll check in
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just to make sure
everything's cool.
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When Drew's finished,
he'll be outside.
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and then Tonya
will be watching TV.
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That'll leave the two of us...
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alone.
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And then, you know...
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No, I don't.
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I mean, you going to ask her
to be your girlfriend?
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I didn't know a lot of girls
who had boyfriends.
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Babies, yes,
but not boyfriends.
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I don't know. Maybe.Hey.
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You think it'd be weird if I,
you know, went home with you,
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hid in your closet
and watched the whole thing?
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Yeah.Thought so.
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[♪♪♪]
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I felt better than
Billy Dee Williams
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after a case of malt liquor.
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ROCHELLE:
Chris!
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My mother was so loud,
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every Chris in Brooklyn
could hear her.
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Come on, boy. I'm late
for my hair appointment.
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Look, Keisha's upstairs with
Drew, Tonya's watching TV.
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Drew can play outside
when he's done.
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Oh, and give this to Keisha
before she leaves.
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I'll be back in a couple
of hours.
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[♪♪♪]
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Tonya's watching TV.
Check.
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Couldn't risk being funky.
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I'm the reason for the hole
in the ozone layer.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi, Chris.
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♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
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Ooh, I'm telling.
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Shut up, Tonya.
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Usually, when Tonya said
she was telling,
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that meant
I was getting in trouble.
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But I didn't care.
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All I wanted to do
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was slap the black off of Drew.
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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What happened?
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Looks like the older brother
came home,
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found the little brother kissing
his woman
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and slapped the black off him.
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Is this the black?All we could find.
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So much for brotherly love.
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You're supposed
to be up here studying,
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not kissing no girl.
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That's not part of your--Shut up.
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I ain't shutting up nothing.
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And you going to ge--Shut...up.
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But I said I was telling.
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I don't care.
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You don't?
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Hmm.
259
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All that mattered
at that moment
260
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,640
was that Drew had my woman.
261
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,598
I'm going
to go downstairs.
262
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,604
What's wrong with you?
263
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,780
What?
264
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,564
You knew I like Keisha.
265
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,261
Now you're up here kissing her?
266
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,220
I... I didn't even know
you liked her.
267
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,961
And besides,
I wasn't kissing her.
268
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,440
She was kissing me.
269
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,312
He used that same excuse
270
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,271
with a woman's husband
10 years later and it worked.
271
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,449
Is she going to tell?
272
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:52,886
No.
273
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,714
My mom told me
to give you this.
274
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:58,761
KEISHA:
I'll see you later.
275
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,287
[SIGHS]
276
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,333
[♪♪♪]
277
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,078
I had never had
a broken heart before.
278
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:15,386
I was so messed up, nothing could get me out of it.
279
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,041
Baby, I love ya!I love you.
280
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,740
Oh, Chris, I'm in love with you.
Who cares about that Keisha?
281
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:25,092
Come on, superstar!Aw, man!
282
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,485
Let him have the white girl.
283
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,493
It's all mine now!
284
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,802
[SCREAMING]
285
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,761
Did I tell you nothing?
286
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,806
[DOOR BELL BUZZING]
287
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:49,943
Hey, Julius.
288
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,161
Uh, Rochelle's not here.
289
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,815
No. Keisha left her jacket here.
290
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,338
You mind
if I come in and look?
291
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,471
Nah, I'll get it.
292
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,256
Sheila made my dad nervous.
293
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,258
Since there weren't
a lot of men around,
294
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,434
women on the block
were always coming around
295
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,393
when my mother wasn't home.
296
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,178
Did I leave my house keys?
297
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,833
Did I leave my frying pan?
298
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,314
Did I leave my sweater here?
299
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,359
You have never been here!
300
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,753
Can't blame a sister for trying.
301
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,494
Try this.
302
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,452
It's not here.
303
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,714
No, it's got to be here.
304
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,542
It'll only take a minute,
Julius.
305
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,769
My father didn't like
other women in the house
306
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,467
for the same reason he didn't
like guns in the house--
307
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:39,601
even with the safety on,
somebody could get killed.
308
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,997
Oh. I found it.
So tell Rochelle...
309
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,260
You can, uh,
let yourself out.
310
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,611
Okay.
311
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,656
I'll see you later, Julius.
312
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,839
Tell Rochelle that I'll be...
313
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,240
[♪♪♪]
314
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,112
After everything
that happened to me,
315
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,853
the last thing
I was thinking about
316
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,898
was what was going to
happen to Greg.
317
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,597
Hey, Chris.
318
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,164
So, uh, what happened
with Keisha?
319
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,774
Nothing.
Nothing?
320
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,602
Come on. Something
must have happened.
321
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,735
Nothing happened, okay?
322
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,651
All right, but, uh,
you're acting kind of weird.
323
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,435
Fine, okay?
324
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,003
I walked in
on Drew kissing Keisha.
325
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,266
Wow. You must feel terrible.
326
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,702
I mean, if I were you,
327
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,748
I wouldn't even be able
to stand right now.
328
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,403
I mean, seriously,
I'd be on the ground crying.
329
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,622
Man, Drew kissing Keisha
after all you went through
330
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,755
to impress her,
I'm surprised you aren't on
331
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,889
the top of Brooklyn Bridge with
a rock tied--
Shut up.
332
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,630
It's bad enough I had a girl
taken by my little brother.
333
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,633
I don't need your suggestions
on how to end it all.
334
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,374
You want to make me
feel better?
335
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,508
Tell me about the time
when you got crushed.
336
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,858
Knowing a guy whose little
brother made out
337
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,121
is the furthest
I've ever got with a girl.
338
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,428
Just leave me alone.
339
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,260
Hey, you little punk,
340
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,524
I'm going to kick
your butt up and down...
341
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,048
just like it's
your daily beating.
342
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,094
[RAYMOND CLEARS THROAT]
343
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,840
I didn't want
to see you get beat down.
344
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,233
Thanks, man.
345
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,974
Come on. Let's go.
346
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,022
Greg's problems went away,
347
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,894
but mine just kept coming back to haunt me.
348
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,374
Hey, son.
349
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,028
You want a soda?
350
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,256
Dad, what do you do
when you're trying
351
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:57,173
not to like somebody, but you
can't get them off your mind?
352
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,958
Chris, we can't talk
about this!
353
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,829
Why not?
354
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,874
Look, Chris,
355
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,400
sometimes things ain't always
what they look like.
356
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,490
I mean, just because
you might think about somebody,
357
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,448
doesn't mean
anything's going to happen.
358
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,015
You know, it's...
359
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,235
it's just...
it's innocent.
360
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,759
But you can't tell nobody.
361
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,848
You just keep
your mouth shut.
362
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,721
And keep your distance.
363
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,595
But she lives
right next door.
364
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,640
Don't you think
I know that?
365
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,078
What you want me to do,
move?
366
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:36,212
I... It's nothing.
Forget it.
367
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,866
Drink your soda.
368
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,129
Well, what if she decides
to tutor Drew again?
369
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,957
Well, you just got to...
370
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,090
Drew?Yeah.
371
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,743
Who are we talking about?
372
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,136
Keisha.
373
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,877
Oh...
374
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,444
Oh!
375
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,185
Oh, Keisha!
376
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,100
[CHUCKLES]Keisha.
377
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,145
Hey, man, look.
378
00:16:56,319 --> 00:17:00,497
Chris, you just have to focus
on other things, okay?
379
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:04,153
I mean, you know,
it'll take a little time.
380
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,112
You'll meet
some more girls.
381
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:09,158
She's just the first one.
382
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,333
Is she the first one?
383
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,031
Kind of.
384
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,902
This is good.
385
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,252
If my father could just keep
things to himself,
386
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,949
he'd be all right.
387
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:23,346
You know, I waved at Sheila
today and she acted all siddity.
388
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,566
Yeah, pretty women
are always stuck up.
389
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,613
You think she's pretty?
Huh?
390
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,876
No. No, I... I don't. I... No!
391
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,749
No, you had just said that
you thought she was pretty.
392
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,446
I mean, she's not ugly.
393
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,362
I didn't notice.
394
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,364
So you didn't notice
a pretty woman
395
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,584
walking around our house
that you didn't know?
396
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,542
I really... Okay!
397
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,892
She was in
the bathroom,
398
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,939
and I smacked her on the butt.
399
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,072
You smacked her on the butt?
400
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,770
I smacked her on the butt.
I thought she was you!
401
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,686
Look, I see a grown woman's
behind running around my house,
402
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,775
I automatically assume
it's yours.
403
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,907
So you can't tell
my behind from hers?
404
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,474
No.But yet, my behind
405
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,650
was perfectly clear
to you last Wednesday.
406
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,739
I don't... I...
I'm sorry.
407
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:11,525
So are you attracted
to Sheila?
408
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,788
No. No.
409
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,006
Well, Julius,
410
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,660
if you're not attracted to her,
411
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,227
how could you think she was me?
412
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,229
Because, y'all both fine, baby.
413
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,580
What's...Sit down, Julius.
414
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,722
I know you're
not blind, Julius.
415
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,116
[SIGHS]
She's pretty.
416
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,162
And if you think
I look like her,
417
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,033
then I'm okay with that.
418
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,644
Really?No!
419
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,299
If that happens again,
somebody getting stabbed!
420
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:49,911
That's my mother's version
of being understanding.
421
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,701
DREW:
Hey, Chris.
422
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,225
What?
423
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,488
I'm sorry about
that girl, Teisha.
424
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,099
Keisha.
425
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,275
Her name's Keisha.
426
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,495
Yeah, Keisha.
427
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,366
I didn't know
you liked her like that.
428
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,802
[SIGHS]
429
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,630
It's nothing.
Just forget about it.
430
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,284
I know how you feel.
431
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:20,333
I remember this one time
when I was 6, man,
432
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,161
this girl broke my heart,
433
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,206
wouldn't give me
the time of day.
434
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,773
Can you believe this?
435
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,862
I'm being given advice
about women
436
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,472
by my little brother.
437
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,432
Don't worry.
You'll be all right.
438
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,738
If you want, I could hook
you up with Shanice.
439
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,350
Shanice? She's 16.
440
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,221
She'll make you forget
all about Kiki.
441
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,615
Keisha.
Her name's Keisha.
442
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,225
Right. Keisha.
443
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:49,144
I always regretted
that I never tried Shanice.
444
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,234
Since Keisha broke my heart,
445
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:56,238
I promised myself I would never give her the time of day.
446
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:00,590
Hey, Chris.
447
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,853
Hi, Keisha.
448
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,942
Okay, that didn't work.
449
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,596
[CAR HORN HONKING]
450
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,294
[SCREAMS]
451
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,209
DRIVER:
Get out of the street!
452
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:14,648
♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
453
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:20,523
[♪♪♪]
454
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,960
♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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