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Part of the paternity test
is to identify the fetal DNA.
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And there was none.
I'm not pregnant.
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How about you, Captain?
You doing okay?
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I'm about to become
a dad again--
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at an age when most men
are becoming grandpas.
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We are undoubtedly
a complicated trio.
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My feelings for you
are very real,
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and they're very serious.
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I spent a lot of my life
sailing away at sea,
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and I never really found
the one true thing.
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You are that one true thing,
Avery.
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So that's why I came back.
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♪ Oh, you're like a machine ♪
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♪ Yeah, I've never seen
anything quite like you do ♪
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♪ Ooh, you make me believe ♪
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♪ I mean it ♪
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♪ Move ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Move, ah-ah, ah ♪
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♪ I like the way you move ♪
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♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
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♪ Move, move, move, move ♪
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Last week, you both came to me
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and declared you wanted
a relationship with me.
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After serious thought,
I have made a decision.
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I'm leaving for med school
in a month,
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and starting a potentially
long-term relationship
makes no sense.
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Better to leave here
single and unencumbered.
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So...
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the answer is "no"--
to both of you.
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Let's go meet the Trad Wives.
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Sorry.
Can we just talk about--
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I'm sorry.
Did you just say "Trad Wives"?
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No. Yes.
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Trad, a.k.a. Traditional Wife,
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a woman who prioritizes
family, motherhood,
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homemaking, homeschooling,
homesteading,
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and, above all,
her husband's needs.
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How unmodern.
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And yet, Penny Hollister
is a social-media sensation
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with over 2 million followers.
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She's coming on the ship
with her new book, "And Obey,"
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- "And Obey"?
- As in love, honor, and...
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Oh, my God.
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So they have to have permission
to come aboard,
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presumably from their husbands.
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Oh, the husbands come with,
and they all get to enjoy
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their cruise
like any other guest.
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This has been fascinating.
But can we go back to the--
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I've made a decision.
And that was it. Okay?
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Okay. Consider yourself
unencumbered.
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Let's go meet the guests!
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There she is!
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I've tried all of your recipes.
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That kitchen of yours?
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Your regenerative farm
is an inspiration.
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- My kids love the crafts!
- I don't know how you do it!
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Well, I can't wait
to share all my tips
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and hear all of yours in return.
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We'll have plenty of time
at the demos, readings,
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and sewing circles.
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Could you sign this?
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I'm a little surprised
that you're into all this.
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I'm into any woman
getting to choose her own path.
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I think some of our guests
may be taking a different path.
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Can you show me where I can
set up to demo my vibrators?
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I'm gonna need a big table.
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Do the words
"and obey" mean something
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other than what
we think they mean?
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No way.
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It's Mona Yeager!
She's a legend!
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She's a sex-positive expert
who has legions of fans,
including myself.
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I've read all of her books
and I've seen all of her videos.
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I bet she's not tethered
to a man
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who's telling her what to do.
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Unless he asks
very, very nicely.
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Does anyone know
how these two groups
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wound up on the same cruise?
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Me. I do.
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We had one book tour reserved
and open space.
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So some bozo
in corporate decided,
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"Hey, we'll just add
another book tour."
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I mean, they're both
about women.
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The only problem was, is that...
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no one bothered
to read the books.
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Or the summaries.
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Fasten your seat belts, folks.
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We're in for a bumpy ride.
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Captain, our agenda
has the Great Room booked
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for Penny's first event.
- And this has me
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in the Great Room
at the same time.
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Which is unfortunate
because, as you can see,
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we only have one Great Room.
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Is sharing a possibility?
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Not unless we want an STD.
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We've had this tour
booked for months now.
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Does the wife speak or is she
just the dummy in the act?
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- Sst!
- Okay. Apologies.
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My sincere apologies
for the double booking.
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And my staff
is currently working
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on the rest of the schedule.
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In the meantime...
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would ya settle for a good
old-fashioned coin toss?
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Call it.
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Talk to me
about satisfaction.
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When is the last time
you had really great sex?
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Do you remember where you were?
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Do you remember
the feel of the sheets,
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the grass,
the Ferris wheel seat?
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I want you to have that again.
And again.
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That freedom.
That intensity. That joy.
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Don't you miss that?
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Think back...
- Think back.
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Think back to a time
when life was... simpler,
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when our souls felt nourished...
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when those around you
felt nurtured and cared for...
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and you knew
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what your purpose was.
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Hm!
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Don't you miss that?
- Don't you miss that?
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Don't you miss hot sex?
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Being completely connected?
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- To your family.
- Your body.
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- Your duty.
- And can you make it
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a priority to rediscover...
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The pleasure of service and...
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Submission to that desire.
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Sex lowers blood pressure.
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It ramps up the immune system.
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It has no carbs.
It feels amazing.
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Why do we complicate it so much?
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Now, think back
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to the greatest sex
you've ever had.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Now ask yourself--
how long has it been
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since you gave yourself over...
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To the pleasure
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of a committed
and devoted partnership?
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Isn't that what we all want?
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True bonds that supersede all.
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What if we prioritized...
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- Our sex life...
- ...our home life,
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regarding it as a privilege?
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And not a chore
to be checked off.
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And what if we believed
that we were born
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to be spoiled and indulged...
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satisfied and gratified
without guilt or shame?
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And what if I challenged
each and every one of you
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to have a blazing orgasm
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by the end of the day?
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I'll be on the leisure deck
all afternoon for questions.
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And our workshops.
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I hope to see you all there.
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It's very nice.
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♪ Ooh-ooh, ahh ♪
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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪
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Looking for a... helping hand
for your helping hand?
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Oh. Uh, thanks.
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But I need to get back to work.
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Hey, can you count out
the condoms and dental dams
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for our new guests?
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Also, do you mind counting
out all the lube for me?
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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪
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You okay?
Do you want a hand with that?
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No. I-- Uh, I'm an idiot.
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I-I left something
at the leisure deck.
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I-I'll be right back.
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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪
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That one!
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Excellent choice.
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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪
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A stomach ache? For how long?
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It's nothing.
Gabe insisted I come see you.
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It's been bothering her
for a while.
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It's just stress--
between this book launch
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and the trip and everything
that will be waiting for me
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on the ranch when I get home.
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Any chance it's a sign
she's pregnant?
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We've been trying for our third
for a while.
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Oh, I'm-- I'm not pregnant.
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I know my body.
I remember how I felt.
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Why don't I take a look?
We'll see what's going on.
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Okay if I examine you?
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Hmm. Any nausea?
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No?
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There's no rigidity.
No rebound tenderness.
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That's good news.
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Have you had anything
to eat or drink today?
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We had the ship's buffet,
which was amazing.
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And you did do the, uh,
raw-milk demonstration.
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- Hm.
- You had raw milk?
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Have you had that before?
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Penny?
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Every day.
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Any issues before this?
- No.
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We feed it to our kids
every day, too.
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It's rich in beneficial bacteria
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and reduces the risk
of asthma, allergies.
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Maybe, but the FDA
has labeled it as dangerous.
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And you are far more likely to
be hospitalized with listeria,
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E. coli, salmonella,
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a whole list of things,
if you ingest it.
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Well, we're not here
to have a debate
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over what I feed my family.
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Is there something wrong
with my wife's stomach?
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Why don't I run some tests?
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We can rule out
any foodborne illnesses
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and see if maybe
you're pregnant.
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When you are
finished recording,
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you may hang up
or press 1 for more options.
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Hi. Hi. It's me again.
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I was thinking of ya.
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God. I wish you'd pick up
so we could talk.
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Call me back, please.
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Max. What's up?
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Hey, Cap.
I'm-- I'm sorry to bother you.
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Munroe told me
I could find you down here.
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Penny Hollister
came down to the infirmary
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complaining of abdominal pain.
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Could be listeria,
possibly E. coli--
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very likely because
of the raw-milk tasting
she did earlier.
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But if it's not the raw milk,
then we have to consider
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that the infection
came from the ship's food
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and that we're looking
at a major outbreak.
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Some days, the hits
just keep on comin'.
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Rough day, Cap?
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Uh, I better get ahold
of the head of culinary.
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Max, thank you.
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Hey! Hi.
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I'm Avery,
the nurse practitioner.
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Can I help you?
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This is my first time
on a ship,
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and, honestly,
I just like a little green.
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Oh. I have just the thing
for seasickness.
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Come on in.
- Okay. Thank you.
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This just goes
behind your ear.
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Thank you.
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I don't want to be weird...
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but I'm a huge fan.
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It's not weird at all.
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I saw you at my talk earlier.
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Ah. It was very inspiring.
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Hm? The question is,
have you done your homework?
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I did.
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Blazed my own trail, as it were.
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- Good for you!
- Mm-hmm.
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Or not so good for you.
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It-- It was.
256
00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:23,190
Just not quite as satisfying
as I had hoped.
257
00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:26,538
I'm all for self-care,
but sometimes you need a...
258
00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:29,852
extra set of hands,
shall we say?
259
00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:31,302
Is that a problem for you?
260
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,890
Yes and no.
261
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:36,203
There are two men on the ship
who are interested in me.
262
00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,998
But you're not attracted
to them.
263
00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:39,310
It's just wrong timing.
264
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,932
I'm leaving for med school
in a month,
265
00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:43,038
and it's not a good time
to start a relationship, so...
266
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:45,903
Who said anything
about a relationship?
267
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,870
Just talking about sex.
268
00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:50,770
Pick one of those guys
and have sex with him.
269
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:54,152
And then have sex
with the other one.
270
00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,431
What's stopping you?
271
00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:08,580
You said you didn't want
a relationship.
272
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:09,512
- I don't.
- So you just want to have...
273
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:10,651
Sex. One on one.
274
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,549
- With no commitments.
- Exactly.
275
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,689
- Yes.
- No.
276
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,311
Wait. You didn't hear
the whole thing.
277
00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:16,968
I heard what I needed. I'm in.
278
00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:19,074
- I heard enough. I'm out.
- Let me explain.
279
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:20,903
Explain what?
You, me, sex. Say no more.
280
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,836
This is how we can avoid
the deep feelings
281
00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:24,562
and any relationship
we need to break up.
282
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,013
It's not for me, Avery.
I'm sorry.
283
00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:30,671
So how soon can we start?
Now? I'm free now.
284
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:37,540
Penny's back in the infirmary
with a fever. We got to go.
285
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:40,440
Thank you for... the offer.
286
00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:47,965
We were relaxing on the deck
when her pain was getting worse.
287
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:51,347
I'm going to be fine.
288
00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:52,866
Well, your blood work
did come back negative
289
00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:55,420
for foodborne illness
and for pregnancy.
290
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:57,077
- Ah.
- But you are a little anemic
291
00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:58,630
and your white blood count
is high,
292
00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:00,184
so we're just gonna
take a look around
293
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:01,979
and see what else we can find.
294
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,360
This will be a little cold
when I put it on. Okay?
295
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:07,294
- Mm-hmm.
- I knew it wasn't the milk.
296
00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:08,882
We were just doing
our due diligence
297
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:12,299
based on medical science
and established research.
298
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:15,061
We prefer to do
our own research.
299
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:17,960
- "We" or "he"?
- I don't appreciate you
300
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:20,066
speaking to my wife that way.
- Gabe.
301
00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:22,758
May I?
302
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,105
To answer your question,
303
00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:28,419
my husband and I agree
both on this topic and...
304
00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:31,836
not caring if you approve
our lifestyle.
305
00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:33,182
That's fair.
306
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,564
And I truly believe every woman
307
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,635
should have the right
to choose her own life.
308
00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:39,395
Oh, you support my right
309
00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:42,605
even as you judge me
for the actual choice.
310
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:46,230
All you see
is what I've given up.
311
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,887
But--
312
00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:49,923
Look at everything
that I've got--
313
00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:52,339
a peaceful home
with the time and space
314
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:55,929
to devote to the people I love
so that they can thrive.
315
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,587
That is my work.
316
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:02,763
And my husband's support
allows me to do that.
317
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,387
We have a true partnership.
318
00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:08,493
Isn't that what everybody wants?
319
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:18,193
Penny, you have a mass
resting up against your bladder.
320
00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:22,576
A mass?
What-- What does that mean?
321
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,889
Means we're gonna
have to run a CT scan.
322
00:15:32,345 --> 00:15:34,934
Penny had a lot to say.
Once she opened up.
323
00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:36,832
Change your mind about anything?
324
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,938
I'm fine with all of it,
in theory.
325
00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:41,250
A peaceful home.
The love of a good man.
326
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,390
Awesome-smelling candles.
327
00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:45,289
I just don't like
the surrendering
328
00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:47,463
of my opinions
or bank-account parts.
329
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:49,845
Plus, you believe in sex
without attachment, so...
330
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,951
Whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
Are you judging me?
331
00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:53,711
Mr. Joy At All Costs...
332
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,678
who kissed me
at the first party.
333
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,335
No, I'm just saying...
334
00:15:57,473 --> 00:15:59,337
having clear roles in
a relationship can be helpful.
335
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,753
Oh, what, so you're a trad now,
or is this just code
336
00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:04,446
for you don't want me
sleeping with Tristan?
337
00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:05,757
Abdomen is clear.
338
00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,276
No signs of
any additional lesions.
339
00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:09,692
Let's move on to the pelvis.
- Max.
340
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,694
You made the same offer
to Tristan.
341
00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:12,937
Of course, you did.
342
00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:14,870
And he said yes.
Of course, he did.
343
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,321
You said no. You can't
be upset with me if--
344
00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:18,839
I'm not. Really. I'm not.
345
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,084
I-I want you to have
everything that you want.
346
00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:25,260
Is this really all it is?
Just pleasure and that's it?
347
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,954
Do you have a problem
with that?
348
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,887
No. I hope you do have fun.
349
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,165
Really. I mean that.
350
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:37,375
Max. There, at her bladder.
351
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:40,758
Looks like Penny's partnership
isn't as true as she says it is.
352
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:48,110
Actually,
I'd prefer to wait here
353
00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:50,043
until Dr. Bankman
can talk to me.
354
00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:51,907
He asked to speak
with your wife alone.
355
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,978
Well, we make
all decisions together.
356
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,877
It's a feminine issue,
and she might be
357
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,914
a little embarrassed
to discuss it in front of you.
358
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,778
At least the first time.
359
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:04,230
Alright.
I will check back later.
360
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,444
Can you make your own way
to the leisure deck?
361
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:14,964
I just remembered
that I have another appointment.
362
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,666
♪ I am more ♪
363
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,910
♪ Than meets the eye ♪
364
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:35,571
♪ And if you wanna
take a girl like me ♪
365
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,746
♪ To the other side ♪
366
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,403
♪ You better listen ♪
367
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,786
♪ To all my needs ♪
368
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:46,824
♪ And pay attention
to what I'm about ♪
369
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,896
♪ If you're gonna set me free ♪
370
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:53,279
♪ 'Cause a touch might do it,
a look might do it ♪
371
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,177
♪ A walk might do it ♪
- Aah!
372
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:57,524
♪ A song might do it ♪
373
00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:02,943
That was...
374
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,669
Amazing!
375
00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:08,673
Utterly.
376
00:18:08,811 --> 00:18:10,882
Did I live up to the fantasy?
377
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,953
- Unh-unh.
- Oh, come on.
378
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,612
Don't pretend that you
haven't thought about it.
379
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,443
I am very pleased to report
that having sex with you alone
380
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:22,480
is even better than imagining.
381
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,448
Well...
382
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:26,243
are there...
383
00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:28,866
any other fantasies
that you want to act out?
384
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,460
Allow me to demonstrate.
385
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,403
Hey.
386
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,474
Where's Gabe?
387
00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:51,923
He's upstairs
on the leisure deck
388
00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:53,615
with the rest of your group.
389
00:18:54,857 --> 00:18:59,241
So, earlier, you knew
that you weren't pregnant.
390
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:01,864
Because of your IUD.
391
00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:06,214
Unfortunately,
it's perforated your uterus,
392
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:08,561
moved into your bladder, lodged
itself up against the wall,
393
00:19:08,699 --> 00:19:11,080
and is now causing an infection.
394
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:17,397
I had no idea
that could happen.
395
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,675
It's rare, but it is a risk.
396
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:24,439
Does Gabe know? About the IUD?
397
00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:25,923
You know,
he'll never forgive me.
398
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:29,168
No, and I can't tell him,
or anybody else,
399
00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:30,721
any of your private
medical information
400
00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:32,412
without your permission.
401
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:38,556
In the beginning, I wanted
a whole football team of kids.
402
00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:43,527
But managing the two
that we have now...
403
00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:48,877
and the house and the land
and all of our animals...
404
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,568
You got a lot on your plate.
405
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,881
I-- I love it so much.
406
00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:55,780
I love being in service to Gabe,
407
00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:58,024
raising the kids
and sharing it with others,
408
00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:01,407
showing the joy that can come
from a life of bounty.
409
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,965
Is it bounty
if it's overwhelming you?
410
00:20:09,449 --> 00:20:12,970
I want what I have,
Dr. Bankman.
411
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,561
I just don't want any more.
412
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,396
You're gonna
have to get the damage
413
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:27,295
to your uterus
and bladder fixed
414
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,504
and have the IUD
and the infection
415
00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:31,126
surgically removed
at our next port.
416
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:36,683
No. I-- I-I can't.
417
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,271
How will I explain that to Gabe?
418
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:40,031
And all of the fans here?
419
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:41,861
If they find out...
420
00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:45,520
...I could lose everything.
421
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:54,598
Excuse me. Dr. Bankman?
How's Penny?
422
00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:56,289
What did the imaging show?
423
00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:57,980
Unfortunately,
the lesion that we found
424
00:20:58,118 --> 00:20:59,775
is causing her an infection.
425
00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:01,398
It has to be removed right away.
426
00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:03,123
Wait. S-She needs surgery.
427
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,367
Y-You think it's cancer?
428
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:08,646
No, no. It's not cancer.
But it is a serious infection.
429
00:21:08,784 --> 00:21:10,683
It's causing
her abdominal pain, fever,
430
00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,167
increased
white blood cell count.
431
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,927
I'm just on my way
to talk to the captain right now
432
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,895
to arrange transport
to a hospital when we
get to the next port.
433
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,207
You're sure she needs surgery
in a foreign country?
434
00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:20,002
Couldn't you just give her
some antibiotics
435
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:21,314
and buy us some time
to get back home?
436
00:21:21,452 --> 00:21:22,936
I already put her
on I.V. antibiotics,
437
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,732
but the procedure can't wait.
438
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:28,977
Okay. I trust you, Doc.
439
00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:30,461
Can I go see her now?
440
00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:32,498
Eh, she's resting right now.
441
00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:34,327
She'll want to see me.
442
00:21:37,537 --> 00:21:38,987
Stop being so gorgeous, please.
443
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,816
Thank you.
You're embarrassing me.
444
00:21:40,954 --> 00:21:42,680
You said you were a fan!
445
00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:45,304
And if I wasn't one before...
446
00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:46,788
I, um...
447
00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:47,961
I took your advice.
448
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:51,965
And I had a great afternoon.
449
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,864
I'm so glad.
450
00:21:54,002 --> 00:21:58,765
"To Avery.
Keep having amazing sex."
451
00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:03,080
I had forgotten
how much fun sex could be.
452
00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:04,668
The joy of getting out
453
00:22:04,806 --> 00:22:06,394
of your head
and just letting your body
454
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,257
take control and surrendering
to the...
455
00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:10,363
Mm-hmm.
456
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,400
Mona, is something... wrong?
457
00:22:12,538 --> 00:22:14,436
Are you o-okay?
458
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:17,888
I can't have sex.
459
00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:21,995
Come...
460
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:28,588
Okay. Um...
461
00:22:28,726 --> 00:22:30,003
Uh, it...
462
00:22:31,729 --> 00:22:34,663
My vagina
is closed for business.
463
00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:38,495
Vaginismus. Nothing can go in.
It's too painful to even try.
464
00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:40,980
And, um, I have libido.
465
00:22:41,118 --> 00:22:42,326
I can have orgasms.
466
00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:45,087
But penetrative sex is like...
467
00:22:45,225 --> 00:22:48,850
And, um, it's been almost,
I don't know, two years.
468
00:22:48,988 --> 00:22:51,611
I know. I'm a fraud.
Some sexpert. I know.
469
00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:52,992
Oh, Mona.
470
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,821
Come to the infirmary.
Let me examine you.
471
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:55,891
Honey, I've been to everyone
472
00:22:56,029 --> 00:22:57,030
on God's green earth about this.
473
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,378
Even your gynecologist?
474
00:22:59,516 --> 00:23:02,829
No. Becau--
The exam would be agony.
475
00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:04,348
This whole thing
is so embarrassing.
476
00:23:04,486 --> 00:23:06,246
I would love to help.
477
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,388
And I promise you, I will
take such good care of you.
478
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,321
I should have come to you.
I just-- I didn't know how.
479
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,013
Know what?
To tell me the truth?
480
00:23:14,151 --> 00:23:16,360
How many times have we
talked about having...
481
00:23:16,498 --> 00:23:18,051
That-- That was the dream.
482
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,536
Yes, but dreams change, Gabe!
483
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:21,503
Mine don't. Mine don't.
484
00:23:23,022 --> 00:23:24,472
And now this thing
that you've had implanted
485
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:26,163
is what's making you sick.
486
00:23:26,301 --> 00:23:28,821
Just please let me explain.
487
00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:30,443
No.
488
00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:40,798
I'll just be on the outside.
489
00:23:40,936 --> 00:23:43,491
Sorry if this is a bit cold.
490
00:23:43,629 --> 00:23:45,941
You know,
I've-- I've tried therapy.
491
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:48,772
Acupuncture. Dilators. Kegels.
492
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:51,671
I even went to the shaman,
who did a fertility dance
493
00:23:51,809 --> 00:23:53,432
and cleansed my aura
494
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,813
by waving owl feathers
and burning incense.
495
00:23:55,951 --> 00:23:57,850
I'm shocked that didn't work.
496
00:23:57,988 --> 00:24:01,301
Yeah, my sister, my therapist,
my last couple partners.
497
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,926
They all-- They think
it's anxiety, you know?
498
00:24:05,064 --> 00:24:06,099
Essentially, I'm crazy.
499
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,377
You are not crazy.
500
00:24:08,516 --> 00:24:10,034
Three out of four women
experience pain
501
00:24:10,172 --> 00:24:11,484
during intercourse
in their lifetimes.
502
00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,141
And you certainly
don't strike me as someone
503
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:14,556
who's anxious about having sex.
504
00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:17,663
No. No.
I love sex. I always have.
505
00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:21,667
You know, right up until the
"Do Not Disturb" sign went up.
506
00:24:21,805 --> 00:24:24,946
Did something happen?
507
00:24:25,084 --> 00:24:26,775
A trauma of any sort?
508
00:24:26,913 --> 00:24:29,675
Nothing. No. I mean...
509
00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:31,642
Just all of a sudden,
my relationships started
510
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,817
having a maximum shelf life
of a month.
511
00:24:33,955 --> 00:24:35,991
Well, you do say
on your podcast
512
00:24:36,129 --> 00:24:39,892
that variety is the spice
of a good sex life.
513
00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:41,997
That's better than admitting
that a month
514
00:24:42,135 --> 00:24:45,035
is the longest most men,
even the good ones,
515
00:24:45,173 --> 00:24:47,900
will put up with
not having "real sex."
516
00:24:48,038 --> 00:24:49,522
Their words.
517
00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:51,179
I'm so sorry.
518
00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:55,528
Well, your ultrasound is clean.
519
00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:59,808
There's no cysts, fibroids,
or lesions, and, um...
520
00:24:59,946 --> 00:25:01,810
That's good news.
521
00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:04,951
Sounds like no answer, no hope.
522
00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:07,782
I still have hope,
but I'd like to take some blood
523
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,716
to screen
for other possible causes.
524
00:25:23,487 --> 00:25:25,558
- Abdominal surgery.
- Yep.
525
00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:31,288
This is supposed to
be paradise.
526
00:25:32,669 --> 00:25:34,394
Captain, what's going on?
527
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,052
W-We've been through the
literal eye of a storm together,
528
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:39,330
and I've never seen a chink
in the armor, but this week...
529
00:25:39,468 --> 00:25:41,505
Max.
530
00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:43,162
Mind your own business.
531
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,578
Prepare your patient
for transport.
532
00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:47,200
Dismissed.
533
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,858
Aye, Captain.
534
00:25:56,831 --> 00:25:58,349
Excuse me.
535
00:25:58,487 --> 00:26:00,904
Could you please
move your... massagers
536
00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:02,940
to a more discreet area
of the deck?
537
00:26:03,078 --> 00:26:04,563
Some of our group
are complaining.
538
00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:08,290
Well, the technical term
is "vibrators."
539
00:26:08,428 --> 00:26:10,707
And I didn't realize
you all hated sex.
540
00:26:10,845 --> 00:26:12,847
We like sex just fine.
541
00:26:12,985 --> 00:26:14,469
We just don't feel
the need to broadcast
542
00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,402
our pleasure to the world.
543
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:18,162
Too busy setting back feminism
two centuries
544
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:20,061
to get your groove on?
545
00:26:20,199 --> 00:26:23,789
Excuse me.
I've had plenty... groove.
546
00:26:23,927 --> 00:26:26,723
I just choose to have it with
one man instead of all of them.
547
00:26:29,139 --> 00:26:32,487
Did she just call me a slut
as an insult?
548
00:26:33,488 --> 00:26:35,352
Listen...
Little House on the Prairie.
549
00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:37,699
Just because you've been
brainwashed by the patriarchy...
550
00:26:37,837 --> 00:26:39,252
I am not!
551
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,876
Keep your listeria-tainted
fingers away from my lunch!
552
00:26:42,014 --> 00:26:44,706
My fingers have been in a
shea-butter and green-tea soap.
553
00:26:44,844 --> 00:26:46,881
God knows where yours have been!
554
00:26:49,159 --> 00:26:51,782
I'll show you
where they're going.
555
00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:59,963
You know
what goes with pasta?
556
00:27:00,101 --> 00:27:01,792
Shrimp!
- Aah!
557
00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:04,415
You need some dessert, too,
Jezebel?!
558
00:27:04,553 --> 00:27:06,486
Mnh!
559
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,110
Eat me, you Stepford Wives.
560
00:27:09,248 --> 00:27:10,456
Tramp!
561
00:27:10,594 --> 00:27:13,424
- Aah!
- Die alone, you nympho!
562
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,675
♪ That girl thinks she's the
queen of the neighborhood ♪
563
00:27:22,813 --> 00:27:26,403
♪ She's got the hottest trike
in town ♪
564
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:29,786
♪ That girl, she holds
her head up so high ♪
565
00:27:29,924 --> 00:27:33,341
♪ I think I wanna be
her best friend, yeah ♪
566
00:27:33,479 --> 00:27:36,620
♪ Rebel girl, rebel girl ♪
567
00:27:36,758 --> 00:27:40,348
♪ Rebel girl, you are
the queen of my world ♪
568
00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:44,421
Cease fire.
569
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:46,181
Cease fire!
570
00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:51,911
What is wrong with you people?
571
00:27:52,049 --> 00:27:54,811
Don't you see
that none of this matters?
572
00:27:54,949 --> 00:27:57,710
Time is fleeting.
573
00:27:57,848 --> 00:27:59,125
You're just wasting it.
574
00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:02,094
Arguing about what?!
575
00:28:03,578 --> 00:28:06,339
Different points of view
about life?
576
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,341
Cut it out!
577
00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:11,275
Find common ground!
578
00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:13,208
And clean this mess up.
579
00:28:17,419 --> 00:28:20,353
When I took your blood,
I also did a hormone panel.
580
00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:23,667
And your estradiol levels
were very low. Only 23.
581
00:28:23,805 --> 00:28:26,118
There's supposed to be
at least 30.
582
00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:30,881
Mona, you are in
premature menopause.
583
00:28:31,019 --> 00:28:33,470
Menopause?
I'm 38 years old.
584
00:28:33,608 --> 00:28:35,437
Premature menopause is rare.
585
00:28:35,575 --> 00:28:37,819
It occurs in only 5%
of women under 40.
586
00:28:37,957 --> 00:28:39,510
Oftentimes
for no discernible reason.
587
00:28:40,995 --> 00:28:45,482
I need to do a pelvic exam
to confirm.
588
00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:48,830
And I promise
that I will be gentle.
589
00:28:50,487 --> 00:28:51,626
Okay.
590
00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:54,008
So I'm gonna
have to ask you to...
591
00:28:54,146 --> 00:28:55,906
Just lie down?
592
00:28:56,044 --> 00:28:58,667
I'll start by examining
your pubic area.
593
00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:00,497
Don't worry. My hands are warm.
594
00:29:00,635 --> 00:29:03,120
I promise I will go very slow.
595
00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:05,467
You just let me know
if it's too much.
596
00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:08,125
Okay.
597
00:29:10,472 --> 00:29:11,715
Ready?
598
00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:26,005
I'm noticing some thinning
of the vaginal walls...
599
00:29:26,143 --> 00:29:29,250
and some decreased
elasticity and dryness.
600
00:29:29,388 --> 00:29:33,495
That, coupled with
the vaginismus equals...
601
00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:36,084
menopause...
602
00:29:36,222 --> 00:29:38,949
which is fully treatable.
603
00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:42,815
How?
604
00:29:44,058 --> 00:29:45,473
Estrogen tabs.
605
00:29:45,611 --> 00:29:47,475
You insert them,
606
00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:49,028
and the added estrogen
607
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,341
helps create more lubrication
and moisture.
608
00:29:51,479 --> 00:29:53,239
You should see the effects
fairly quickly.
609
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:55,655
I can insert one if you'd like.
610
00:29:57,519 --> 00:29:58,762
I should do it.
611
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,833
I feel like
if I can get this in there,
612
00:30:00,971 --> 00:30:03,491
that means...
something else can get in, too.
613
00:30:07,081 --> 00:30:08,496
Oh! Um, sorry.
614
00:30:08,634 --> 00:30:10,429
I have to attend
to another patient.
615
00:30:10,567 --> 00:30:11,982
You can go ahead
and get dressed.
616
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,157
Is it Penny? Is she okay?
617
00:30:14,295 --> 00:30:15,917
Uh, I can't say.
618
00:30:16,055 --> 00:30:17,850
Oh.
619
00:30:17,988 --> 00:30:20,163
Is there anything
I can do to help?
620
00:30:20,301 --> 00:30:22,510
Maybe send up a prayer.
621
00:30:22,648 --> 00:30:25,064
- Avery.
- Yeah.
622
00:30:25,202 --> 00:30:26,790
Thank you.
623
00:30:34,315 --> 00:30:35,799
What's happening?
624
00:30:35,937 --> 00:30:37,974
We were talking,
and she passed out.
625
00:30:39,354 --> 00:30:41,184
BP's 60 over 41. Temp is 101.8.
626
00:30:41,322 --> 00:30:43,565
Pulse is thready.
Breathing is labored.
627
00:30:43,703 --> 00:30:45,809
Penny? Can you hear me?
628
00:30:47,086 --> 00:30:49,295
This can't wait. We got to
get her intubated right now.
629
00:30:58,718 --> 00:31:00,686
Get her prepped and draped
and ready for the procedure.
630
00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:05,725
You lied to me?
631
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,038
I'm obligated to protect
your wife's privacy.
632
00:31:08,176 --> 00:31:10,006
You're a doctor. I thought
you were an honest man.
633
00:31:10,144 --> 00:31:11,352
Take a big step back, Gabe.
634
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:12,940
You expect me to trust you
with Penny's life
635
00:31:13,078 --> 00:31:15,356
after you looked me in the eyes
and lied?
636
00:31:15,494 --> 00:31:18,152
Your wife ordered me
not to tell you about her IUD,
637
00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:20,671
which, based upon your reaction,
I can understand why.
638
00:31:20,809 --> 00:31:24,054
Now, Penny is unconscious.
639
00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:26,056
I need your consent to help her.
640
00:31:27,437 --> 00:31:29,266
Tell me exactly
what you're gonna do to her.
641
00:31:29,404 --> 00:31:30,681
I'm gonna go in
laparoscopically.
642
00:31:30,819 --> 00:31:33,132
I'm gonna remove the IUD
and the surrounding infection.
643
00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:35,755
Hopefully,
the smaller incisions will allow
644
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,655
for a quicker recovery time
and less complications.
645
00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:40,864
What kind of complications?
646
00:31:41,002 --> 00:31:43,142
Out with it, Doctor.
647
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,420
The possible complications
depend on what I find
648
00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:46,835
when I get in there.
649
00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:48,630
The perforation
may have created an opening
650
00:31:48,768 --> 00:31:50,391
between her uterus
and her bladder.
651
00:31:50,529 --> 00:31:53,118
Best case scenario,
I can repair the damage
to both of the organs.
652
00:31:53,256 --> 00:31:54,878
Worst case scenario,
I have to remove the uterus
653
00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:57,846
so I can clear out
the surrounding infection.
654
00:31:57,985 --> 00:32:00,194
So no more kids. Pe--
655
00:32:00,332 --> 00:32:02,575
Penny, she could
change her mind.
656
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:06,027
Right now I think that your
focus should be on making sure
657
00:32:06,165 --> 00:32:09,375
that the kids that you do have
don't lose their mom.
658
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,424
Whatever you need to do to...
659
00:32:23,562 --> 00:32:25,633
to save her, go ahead.
660
00:32:25,771 --> 00:32:28,118
When Penny told me
about the IUD, I...
661
00:32:29,223 --> 00:32:31,880
We fought. And...
662
00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:34,090
If this is the last time
I talk to her...
663
00:32:36,575 --> 00:32:38,163
She's in good hands.
664
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:45,584
Pervasive adhesions
between the posterior
665
00:32:45,722 --> 00:32:47,137
abdominal wall and the uterus.
666
00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:49,415
Must be where the IUD
broke through the uterine wall.
667
00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,728
That's an awful lot
of adherent tissue and phlegmon.
668
00:32:51,866 --> 00:32:53,523
You think she needs
a hysterectomy?
669
00:32:53,661 --> 00:32:55,801
Won't know for sure
until we do a thorough
lysis of the adhesions
670
00:32:55,939 --> 00:32:58,148
and check the damage
to both the organs.
671
00:32:58,286 --> 00:32:59,632
Take that.
672
00:33:01,082 --> 00:33:02,773
I need a harmonic scalpel
on the bleeder.
673
00:33:04,361 --> 00:33:06,087
Go.
674
00:33:06,225 --> 00:33:07,640
She's lost a fair amount
of blood.
675
00:33:09,849 --> 00:33:11,265
Check her hematocrit.
676
00:33:11,403 --> 00:33:13,301
Get two units of PRBC's
on a cooler.
677
00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:14,923
On it.
678
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,483
Uh, how's Penny doing?
679
00:33:22,621 --> 00:33:25,348
- Uh, so far, so good.
- That's great news.
680
00:33:25,486 --> 00:33:27,315
What are you even doing here?
681
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:30,629
Avery suggested
I send up a prayer.
682
00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:32,907
Figured a few extras
couldn't hurt.
683
00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:34,564
The workshop
seemed pretty pointless
684
00:33:34,702 --> 00:33:35,806
after we heard Penny was sick.
685
00:33:35,944 --> 00:33:37,498
We can donate blood,
if that helps.
686
00:33:37,636 --> 00:33:40,363
We're fine for now.
That's very kind, though.
687
00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:41,985
You can thank the Captain.
688
00:33:42,123 --> 00:33:43,711
He reminded us
we're not that different.
689
00:33:43,849 --> 00:33:45,195
Amen to that.
690
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:50,718
Okay. Shove over.
691
00:33:52,409 --> 00:33:56,241
Why don't you tell me about
this shea-butter hand soak.
692
00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,966
Yeah? Is that what it's called?
- Really?
693
00:33:58,105 --> 00:33:59,968
- Yeah.
- Okay. Feel it.
694
00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:03,213
It's so soft, right?
- Okay. That's nice.
695
00:34:06,251 --> 00:34:08,322
Gabe.
696
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:09,702
Everything's good.
697
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,912
I was able to remove the IUD
and the infected tissue.
698
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,225
The bladder
and the uterus look fine.
699
00:34:15,363 --> 00:34:17,055
She's gonna be fine.
700
00:34:17,193 --> 00:34:19,367
I think you and Penny
have a lot to talk about.
701
00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:23,578
Thank you.
702
00:34:23,716 --> 00:34:24,855
Thank you.
703
00:34:29,929 --> 00:34:31,069
She's gonna be okay.
704
00:34:32,932 --> 00:34:34,141
Thank God!
705
00:34:37,903 --> 00:34:40,112
Hey. Nice work in there.
706
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:41,976
Thank you. You too.
707
00:34:43,288 --> 00:34:44,496
Do you still need me?
708
00:34:44,634 --> 00:34:47,568
Because if not,
we were gonna head out.
709
00:34:47,706 --> 00:34:49,363
"We"?
710
00:34:49,501 --> 00:34:51,744
As in you and Tristan?
711
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:53,815
I can stay.
712
00:34:53,953 --> 00:34:55,714
If that's what you want.
713
00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:01,133
No. I'm good. Thank you.
714
00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:02,859
Okay.
715
00:35:02,997 --> 00:35:05,206
Guess I'll... see you later?
716
00:35:16,804 --> 00:35:19,945
♪ Heaven on my mind
and whiskey on my lips ♪
717
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:23,086
♪ Calling my bluff
every time that we kiss ♪
718
00:35:23,224 --> 00:35:26,469
♪ Sitting in the corner,
itching on my skin ♪
719
00:35:26,607 --> 00:35:29,644
♪ But what do you expect
when you do me like this? ♪
720
00:35:29,782 --> 00:35:33,096
♪ 'Cause this ain't nothing
that I ever felt before ♪
721
00:35:33,234 --> 00:35:36,203
♪ Carrying the weight
of something so much more ♪
722
00:35:36,341 --> 00:35:39,585
♪ Hit me like a craving
that I want so bad ♪
723
00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:42,933
♪ Something I could taste
that I never had ♪
724
00:35:43,071 --> 00:35:46,109
♪ Dizzy in my bones,
working in the bed ♪
725
00:35:46,247 --> 00:35:49,492
♪ Don't wanna go home, baby,
color me red ♪
726
00:35:49,630 --> 00:35:52,702
♪ With my hands,
every inch of your skin ♪
727
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,292
♪ Don't wanna go back
don't you wanna stay in ♪
728
00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:59,329
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
729
00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:02,505
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la ♪
730
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,897
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, da-da ♪
731
00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:17,934
So, how is it going
with your two men?
732
00:36:18,072 --> 00:36:21,248
Well, just one man, actually.
733
00:36:21,386 --> 00:36:23,767
Is the other one not interested
or just insane?
734
00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:28,324
With Tristan, it's...
735
00:36:28,462 --> 00:36:31,603
light and-- and happy and fun.
736
00:36:31,741 --> 00:36:33,121
- Mm-hmm.
- And with Max...
737
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:35,986
it is so... challenging.
738
00:36:36,124 --> 00:36:38,126
Which is exactly the kind
of thing I vowed to avoid
739
00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:40,059
one month leading up
to going to medical school.
740
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,130
Then avoid it
and keep enjoying the unabashed,
741
00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:44,167
unadulterated, unencumbered sex
you deserve.
742
00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:46,065
- Please.
- Hear, hear.
743
00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:49,793
- Oh. Don't look now.
- Hm?
744
00:36:49,931 --> 00:36:51,278
But there's a guy over there,
745
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:53,521
and he is totally
checking you out.
746
00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:57,215
- Hm.
- Mnh-mnh. Yeah. Mnh-mnh.
747
00:36:57,353 --> 00:36:58,630
Yeah. He's hot.
You should go talk to him.
748
00:36:58,768 --> 00:36:59,941
I'm not-- I'm not ready.
749
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:02,565
You are so ready.
You look beautiful.
750
00:37:02,703 --> 00:37:04,532
Your hair is stunning.
That skirt is killing it.
751
00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:06,362
I just got it on sale.
Okay? It's got a--
752
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,433
Okay. Don't deflect!
Don't deflect.
753
00:37:08,571 --> 00:37:10,193
You deserve to have
754
00:37:10,331 --> 00:37:13,161
uncomplicated, unabashed
pleasure of your own.
755
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,784
Okay. What the hell? Okay.
756
00:37:18,305 --> 00:37:19,927
Wish me luck.
- Ohh.
757
00:37:23,137 --> 00:37:24,414
Hi.
758
00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:34,424
Hey, Max. Thanks for coming.
759
00:37:34,562 --> 00:37:36,254
Uh, I kind of feel like
I owe you an explanation
760
00:37:36,392 --> 00:37:39,084
for all the extreme
grouchiness earlier.
761
00:37:39,222 --> 00:37:41,224
What's going on, Captain?
762
00:37:41,362 --> 00:37:43,433
Well, right before we embarked,
763
00:37:43,571 --> 00:37:45,401
I got a call from Heather,
764
00:37:45,539 --> 00:37:48,300
and she told me that...
765
00:37:48,438 --> 00:37:50,682
she lost the baby.
766
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:52,408
Oh, my God.
767
00:37:52,546 --> 00:37:54,513
I-- Yeah. I told her I wanted
to come and be with her.
768
00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:57,447
And... she doesn't want that.
769
00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:01,313
I'm so sorry, Cap.
770
00:38:01,451 --> 00:38:03,281
I mean, I have called her
771
00:38:03,419 --> 00:38:06,214
I don't know how many times
over the last few days,
772
00:38:06,353 --> 00:38:09,321
and it just goes
straight to voicemail.
773
00:38:09,459 --> 00:38:12,635
God. Heather and this
whole thing, it just kind of...
774
00:38:12,773 --> 00:38:16,328
It got me thinking
about the future and...
775
00:38:16,466 --> 00:38:18,261
life after the Odyssey.
776
00:38:18,399 --> 00:38:21,644
Family. Love.
777
00:38:26,959 --> 00:38:30,273
But you just can't
make someone else
778
00:38:30,411 --> 00:38:32,965
want the things that you want.
779
00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:34,484
Hm...
780
00:38:36,244 --> 00:38:38,488
So I've taken
the next-best course--
781
00:38:38,626 --> 00:38:40,939
accept and surrender.
782
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,606
You know what?
We'll meet up there. Okay.
783
00:38:52,744 --> 00:38:55,609
Avery, now I have to thank you.
784
00:38:55,747 --> 00:38:57,300
I just had my first
785
00:38:57,438 --> 00:38:59,785
blazing vaginal orgasm
in two years!
786
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:01,408
On the Odyssey,
we aim to please.
787
00:39:01,546 --> 00:39:02,961
Thank you so much.
788
00:39:03,099 --> 00:39:04,342
I mean, usually I'm the one
789
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,413
that's being thanked
for rescuing someone's sex life.
790
00:39:06,551 --> 00:39:08,311
This whole experience
has given me, like,
791
00:39:08,449 --> 00:39:10,348
a new perspective on my work.
792
00:39:10,486 --> 00:39:14,455
There is life, there is sex
after menopause? What?
793
00:39:14,593 --> 00:39:16,319
Sounds like your next book.
794
00:39:16,457 --> 00:39:18,770
You're a genius.
And I love you.
795
00:39:26,571 --> 00:39:28,952
- Give me a minute.
- Okay.
796
00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:32,266
Just want to say thank you
again for everything.
797
00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:33,474
You're most welcome.
798
00:39:33,612 --> 00:39:36,891
And, as requested...
799
00:39:37,029 --> 00:39:39,618
Ah. That's another thing
I need to thank you for.
800
00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:41,862
Penny and I had
a long talk last night,
801
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,002
and I told her I don't want her
to feel the need
802
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:46,901
to hide anything
from me ever again.
803
00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:50,042
I appreciate
how you stood up to me.
804
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:52,320
That's great.
805
00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,633
How are you feeling
about the new family plan?
806
00:39:54,771 --> 00:39:58,085
We agreed to revisit
the topic of kids once a year
807
00:39:58,223 --> 00:40:00,052
on the anniversary
of this cruise.
808
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:01,433
Probably try to change her mind,
809
00:40:01,571 --> 00:40:04,194
but I will take no
for an answer.
810
00:40:04,332 --> 00:40:06,127
I love our life right now.
I'm happy.
811
00:40:06,265 --> 00:40:08,060
She should be happy, too.
812
00:40:09,337 --> 00:40:10,822
Congratulations.
813
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,479
And I don't want to
freak you out, but...
814
00:40:12,617 --> 00:40:14,653
That sounds a little feminist.
815
00:40:22,281 --> 00:40:24,456
How you holding up?
816
00:40:24,594 --> 00:40:27,321
Still sore. But grateful.
817
00:40:27,459 --> 00:40:30,082
Strangely,
I can completely relate.
818
00:40:34,086 --> 00:40:35,433
Bye.
819
00:40:48,549 --> 00:40:50,827
Looks like you got
a lot on your mind.
820
00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:53,761
Yeah.
Been a crazy week.
821
00:40:53,899 --> 00:40:55,453
Hm.
822
00:40:57,696 --> 00:41:00,216
I honestly thought
823
00:41:00,354 --> 00:41:04,392
that this arrangement
would be fun for all of us.
824
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:08,949
I guess I'm a little more trad
than I care to admit.
825
00:41:10,847 --> 00:41:13,988
I'm literally
offering you my body,
826
00:41:14,126 --> 00:41:15,887
and you are pushing me away.
What's wrong?
827
00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:17,958
Are you not attracted
to me anymore or--
- Avery.
828
00:41:18,096 --> 00:41:20,995
Why can't we just enjoy
ourselves for the little time
that we have left together?
829
00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,446
You mean, why can't I be
more like Tristan?
830
00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:24,999
That is not what I'm saying.
831
00:41:25,137 --> 00:41:28,106
Do you have any idea
how hard this has been for me?
832
00:41:29,383 --> 00:41:31,937
How much I would like
nothing more than to
jump into bed with you,
833
00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:33,525
hole up in your cabin,
834
00:41:33,663 --> 00:41:37,080
order room service
for the next four weeks.
835
00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:39,289
But if I did that and then
I had to say goodbye to you,
836
00:41:39,427 --> 00:41:41,153
it would break my heart.
837
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:42,638
Max.
838
00:41:42,776 --> 00:41:44,709
Avery.
839
00:41:44,847 --> 00:41:46,193
I love you.
840
00:41:49,645 --> 00:41:51,370
I love you.
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