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Previously on "Bellow Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Cheers, bitch. We are sailing in Ibiza.

Vacation mode activated.

I feel like I'm eating something I just got

after I was drunk after the bar.

They're looking for six star.

Can we just get one smooth, perfect dinner service?

Don't reverse. Why would you reverse?

I'm out of gear.

Gary loves tearing me down.

This guy just doesn't listen.

What's the best way to, like, convince him

to let some of you guys come out with us?

Anybody forfeiting the rules will be

forfeiting their share of the tip.

That's no problem.

- Cheers, my love. - Yeah.

Gary wants to change,

then he's just so self-destructive.

Down walk with shoes on there.

That's so bad, Gary.

- Gary, you going to bed? - I think so.

I think it's probably a good idea.

Is it a good idea? Okay.

Naughty, naughty, naughty.

Daisy?

I had two drinks and two shots.

Keith?

- Chase? - I had one beer.

Glenn, we didn't abuse the situation.

You're not following the----ing rules I set out.

I don't think your attitude is right, Gary.

No. So the guests requested me to drink,

and, like, I don't want to go...

No, the guests...

Gary, wait, come on. Don't confuse things.

You were not forced to drink, Gary.

But it's like so...

No, there's no but. You were not forced to drink.

- Of course there's a but. - You knew the rules.

You broke the----ing rules, and

now you're here getting upset.

I could have sent you guys to have no drinks,

and I thought, hey, cut them a little slack.

It's the end of the season.

They've been working hard.

I don't feel good taking 100%.

I don't think that's fair.

But you know what the rules were.

You went ahead and did it anyway.

So what, do you want us to pay a fine?

Is that what you want to get?

Yeah, yeah.

I think 500 euro each is a good...

- Yeah. - Do you agree?

- Done. - Yeah.

When I set the rules, I never, in a million years,

thought that I would have to withhold their tip.

Overall, they took good care of the guests,

and they did an amazing job.

But these guys painted me into a corner.

There are consequences to your actions.

Let's go.

I don't know why Chase is in here witnessing all this.

Thank you for that.

Sorry, Captain. Apologize.

We let you down, sir.

ing hell.

I'm really embarrassed.

Two drinks.

I'll drink two drinks in 20 minutes.

Agh...

I wasn't drunk last night.

I----ed up.

Big time.

But at the same time, I kind of feel like

me and Keith are being thrown under the bus

for Gary's actions.

I didn't know that you guys were even allowed to drink until now.

The rest of us were here cleaning up after everything,

and left here working by ourselves.

It is a bit----ed.

I'm so turned on right now.

- Are you? - I am.

All crew, all crew, can we get everyone together

in the saloon for a tip meeting?

Copy!

All right. I thought that went really well.

They were a fun group.

Cloyce, there were some comments,

but overall, they were really happy.

I want to end this last charter coming up

with the biggest splash of this season,

so please keep that in mind.

So that takes us to the tip.

Go for it.

Okay, so the tip amount is $23,000 U.S. dollars.

Still good, though. Still good.

However, something's happened last night.

I told three of our fellow crew members,

if you guys exceed the two-drink maximum,

you will be forfeiting your tip.

- I was there for that. - Okay.

So I'm not going to change my mind on that.

Actions have repercussions.

All right.

There you go. Thank you very much.

- Thank you. - Thank you, Glenn.

- Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

- Daisy. - Thank you.

Thank you.

Gary...

Thanks, Captain. Sorry as well.

All righty.

Sweet. Good tip meeting, guys.

Don't drink more than two drinks.

That's too hard for you?

While your two----ing stews are left here,

like you're working - ing overtime,

and now you're going to cry.

I just feel, like, embarrassed,

and I feel like everyone's getting a kick out of it.

That's what I'm trying to keep my mouth shut.

You're doing well.

Oh, my God. Just the man I needed to see.

Oh, don't hit my head.

Hello.

I don't want to squish your thing.

Let's go.

Don't fall.

I strictly told myself coming in to this season

that I would not hook up with anybody,

but Danni's super cute.

She's fun, so this boatmance has changed

into a real romance for me.

I'm not upset about it.

I feel like I'm like a little schoolgirl again.

I've never been with anybody that's, like,

really----ing hot and then such a gem of a human.

He's nice. I like him. I like Chase.

I am so----ing single.

Sorry. Sorry.

Chase, Gary. Meet me in the cockpit, mate.

Are you going to shower?

Mm-hmm.

Let me know when you're done.

- You all good, man? - Yeah.

Well, let's do this first.

You want to go hang over the back to fix the name.

I think some of them might be lifting...

oh, there's tape coming off.

And on the F.

I think we just attach it right here.

Go on the halyards, so you can run around.

Chase needs to work aloft off the back of the boat.

Working aloft is probably one of

the most dangerous things to do,

so you need to be correctly attached to the boat.

And the best way to do this is by using a halyard

and a Bosun's chair.

I actually think it's a pretty quick job.

Well, I wouldn't put it on the flagpole, Chase.

Just put you on a halyard, bro. It will be easier.

Bro, honestly, I think if I attach right here...

I'd probably do it without a----ing rope.

You're pretty good at that.

Run away, Gary you----ing pussy.

Chase just wants to put a rope on the guardrails like Tarzan.

If he's doing it his way and he ends up falling backwards,

his head can hit the back of the dock.

And the captain would be held responsible for negligence.

I mean, talk about doing something dangerously.

This is it.

I told Chase to go...

to come up to the sundeck to get on the halyard

so he could do the name, and he said no.

And now he's going to be like...

What do you mean no?

Well, now he says he's...

Dude, let's have a chat with him right now.

Oh, I'm gonna call.

Chase, stop.

Gary says put it on a halyard, that's the end of the story.

Put it on a halyard.

- Copy that. - Please.

Give me some - ing credit.

Like, I do my job and I do it fast.

I could do Gary's job blindfolded.

ing hell.

Have you gone to Glenn and told him I wasn't listening to you?

- No. No. - What was all that about?

Well, yeah, I did, actually.

I was like, you can't get your word across with this guy.

- Same as last season, eh? - Gary, say it to me.

When have you told me to do something

and I just, like,----ing don't do it?

- All the time, bro. - Really? Like what?

Take a break. No, I'm good. [bleep].

- Why don't you go to bed, bro? - I'll be okay.

You didn't have a break today. It's up to you.

I've got it, bud.

Now, what are you doing?

Careful the shackle doesn't drop, bro.

Oh, because I stay up and I----ing help people do dishes.

That means I don't listen to you.

- It was... - Come on.

Don't go straight to captain and act

like I'm not listening to you.

I didn't go straight to captain.

Because it's bullsh--, okay?

Throw me under the bus because you're in trouble today.

I think that's what's happening.

Honestly, like, I listen to everything you----ing say.

- If you tell me to do this, I... - I said...

I do this. I do that. I do all this sh--.

Yeah, it's... [bleep].

Coming up...

Karen can't have tomatoes.

Diane doesn't eat raw fruits or vegetables.

Who the [bleep] is Karen?

They all look like a Karen to me.

Is it without something for her allergy?

I think it's, well, the chef is coming up.

Kinda not a good look when people start to die.

I just don't want an EpiPen issue.

Honestly, dude, I listen to everything you----ing say.

Yeah, okay.

If you tell me to do this, I----ing jump.

I do this, I do that, I do all this sh--.

When you do it again, I'll let you know.

Hey, there, you're not listening to me.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Okay? Perfect. - Okay.

Okay, let's do this.

me, right?

What a----ing pussy.

You happy?

Comfy? Yep.

It could be a bit me, for sure.

But he's just happy to just do his own thing also

and not take direction.

Can you check all of them?

Copy.

All done.

Look how quick and easy that was.

I'm not trying to ignore you or not listen to you, man.

Yeah, we're done.

Gary, Daisy, Cloyce.

Can you guys meet me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

Oh, man.

Okay. Final charter of the season.

- Number nine, baby. - Number nine.

ML is a real estate professional

from Washington, D.C.

She is bringing seven friends for a girls' trip.

On night one, the guests have requested

an around the world dinner

and asked that the chef prepare a variety of dishes

from all different cuisines.

Jeneane Hines.

I like everything except things with gluten.

I only eat romaine lettuce.

All right, Amy.

Dietary restrictions.

All shellfish, red meat, nuts.

- I didn't see that either. - Strawberries, papaya.

Mango, kiwi.

Every one of them has some----ing thing.

A couple of these are serious allergies.

You got to be careful so that we go out with a bang

and not with a body bag.

Okay, what does that leave us?

Alrighty.

Let's go out with a bang, right?

Cool. Thank you very much, guys.

Thank you.

Let's not go out.

Let's just stay in here and drink.

No, let's all have a good time.

God, I'm pretty. Let's go.

Yeah, baby.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

You're not going?

No, I'm going to try to get so much sh-- done.

I've got 30 dietary restrictions I've got to [bleep] with.

I'm going to go chill.

Chill and get my beauty rest.

Welcome to Gemini.

Something to drink?

Tonight, I'm going to take it easy

because last night I got a bit carried away.

When fun gets in the way,

I don't tend to think of the consequences.

But after I sat down and actually had time to breathe,

I realized that I'm being an absolute idiot.

- Cheers, guys. - Cheers.

God.

Look at that. A goldfish could live in there.

What's happening?

Come on. Get involved.

I'm okay. I'm just observing.

Like, I'm over everyone's vibes,

like letting it get to us and stuff.

So I think we must just keep the vibes high.

Have a good time.

Better?

Seem better.

Come on. We earned two grand today.

Well... they did.

Cheers.

Hey.

Does no one else feel uncomfortable with the PDA?

There's two really want to

but they just won't do it.

Well, cheers, guys.

I'm going to toast because

I couldn't have done this without you.

- So I appreciate it. - Yeah, I know.

Only reason we're here is for you, Daisy. Moral support.

All right. We're going to go back.

Anyone's welcome to join.

- Come on. - And here we go.

Let's go.

Reckon they're going to have a threesome.

What's the chances?

They're having the time of their life.

Put your arm on my arm. You can't even hold it.

Oh, my God.

- Yo. - Have you finished?

Yeah.

I'm going to go to sleep soon.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Hey, dude.

This is a UFO whistleblower talking about

recovered non-human biologics.

Oh, sh--.

Hey.

Say good night to Keith.

Gary and Daisy's relationship is incredibly complex.

I think sometimes you need someone new to really, like,

wipe that clean and you go, "Actually, no, they sucked."

Into your own bed.

Hey.

Are you sure you're ready for chaos?

- Hello. - Hi.

- Yoo-hoo. - Yoo-hoo.

- I'm Chase. - I'm Danni.

- Danni, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

I don't give a [bleep] about Danny's sexual history.

I care about how you treat me.

If we're not honest and real with each other,

then what's the----ing point?

Yes, I----ing wasn't honest with him at first

because I was terrified that the man would judge me

just like the rest of everyone on this boat would.

For me, all is good and I want to try

and get back to that place that we were because...

The last one.

How are you doing?

You look like you need a hug.

- Morning, Cap. - How are you doing?

Good, thank you.

Hey, dude.

Sorry for being such a dick yesterday.

I shouldn't have reacted like I did.

I was just frustrated with everything

that was going on and it wasn't you.

I just want to apologize to you.

You set the ground rules and if you don't abide to them,

then you know...

You're the captain of the team.

That's not something I like to do.

I do know that.

I understand completely where you're coming from.

If Gary wants to become a captain one day,

he needs to leave this childish behavior behind him.

At this point in his life, he's got to grow up.

Thank you. Appreciate it.

Sorry, Cap.

It's all good, all good.

How are you feeling today?

This is the next level complex.

The only thing we'll wash

is the windows and the cockpit windows, okay?

Are you doing the teak?

Yeah, I'm almost done with it.

Mmm.

Okay. [bleep] yeah. That's us done, boys.

All crew, all crew,

get changed into your whites, please.

The guests will be arriving in 15 minutes.

I hate this skort.

She's looking good.

All righty.

Woo! We've had a good run, don't [bleep] it up now.

They're waiting for us.

I'm so excited!

Oh [bleep].

Cloycie, you're in for it.

Hey, how are you guys doing?

We're so excited.

Oh my God!

Mums I like, the PG version.

Hello. I'm Gary.

Hi, how are you? I'm Toni.

Toni, nice to meet you.

- Oh, hi. - I'm Amy.

- Hello, Davide. - Okay.

I'll probably mess that up.

- Hi. - Hi, nice to meet you.

I'm Diana.

I wanted to formally welcome you on board Parsifal 3.

We're going to try and get out of here pretty quick.

In the meantime, I'm going to pass you over to Daisy.

Beautiful. Thank you.

If you want to follow me up the stairs,

I'll bring you to the flybridge.

- Let's get the luggage. - The luggage.

There's going to be - ing heaps.

Oh, it's beautiful.

It's just so big.

And then if you want to come follow me downstairs.

I don't think we should unpack.

I think we should go have more drinks.

Why am I going to waste time unpacking?

The pink one packs a punch.

Okay, so Mary Lynn, this is your...

Yeah, I think I'm staying here.

If I decide to sleep.

They all seem really nice.

Yeah. We'll see.

Your biceps. Look at him. I mean...

Whoa!

Davide, if you want to go ahead and fire up,

that'd be great, thank you.

Copy, copy.

You guys can get the block line off first.

Copy that.

There you go.

Right there. Hello.

- Hey! - Forget her!

Yes, Chase.

- Last stay is clear. - Copy, Davide.

- That's all stern lines off. - We're moving.

The adventure just started.

It's beautiful.

- Daisy. - Yes.

For the trip around the world.

This is the most restrictions I've ever seen.

So how does this sound?

Thai salad for the first course,

except for the few that can't eat that sh--.

Second course is an Italian pesto pasta.

You're going to have the dark, rich sauce,

the bright orange puree, the carrot.

Yeah.

So you got Southeast Asia,

Italy, France, and then fusion, fusion.

I think that sounds good. I would like that.

Is this normal? What are the conditions right now?

For sailing, they're pretty good.

- Yeah. - It'll be a good sail today.

Chase, Chase, Gary. We're going to put sails up now.

Yeah, let's slow down and turn into it.

We can start getting the mizzen up.

Yeah.

The rope's so tight, so it's making a noise.

I mean, it's kind of appropriate.

Whale's mating, you know.

- Chase, you ready? - Yes, sir.

He's watching how it goes up to make sure...

- That it's going up right? - It's going up right.

Yeah, a little more to starboard.

- Hold, lazy sheet. - That's beautiful.

And Davide, you could start coming around.

We're sailing.

This is so nice.

- Incredible. - Come out of gear.

- You want to steer over here? - Sure.

Right now, she's well balanced.

She will slowly creep one way or the other.

This is gorgeous.

Right now, you're doing perfectly.

I'm doing perfect, just so y'all know.

It's magical.

The whole experience is magical.

- Oh, we're turning. - Hold on.

What are we holding on to?

Oh, well, let me come there.

Just kidding. I'm just playing.

Oh, God.

Now we're sailing.

Oh, my God, we're really moving around.

We're moving now.

In one minute, a lot of things break.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ah!

Incredible.

Calgon, take me away.

This is such a bizarre feeling.

Holy sh--.

- Look at this. - The picture of the big rock.

It's incredible.

That's beautiful.

Danni, we're going to do some shots.

Two tequilas and three fireballs.

You are cuter in person.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

I mean, how happy are you guys?

You just got women. This is like girls gone wild.

I don't think we're anywhere near girls gone wild.

No, I don't want a shot. You do the shot.

You do my shots.

- Vacation! - Cheers.

There's a fireball here if you want that instead.

Oh, I don't want tequila.

it, I'll just do them both.

No, you're not.

Somebody wanted one.

Well, no, nobody does two before lunchtime.

I'm getting a late start.

Which one was the chef?

- That's Cloyce. - Cloyce is the name?

- Cloyce, yeah. - Cloyce.

Cloyce.

Sorry?

Excuse me.

The ML jokes are already out.

- What's going on? - I don't know what's happening.

I'm coming over here because this is getting embarrassing.

This one is going to surprise you.

So naughty, huh?

If I make you blush, I go, Mission Accomplished.

Coming up...

On the same page about what?

It seems to me like we're cool friends.

I'm realizing Danni might not have the maturity

that I want her to have.

Well, I feel like you want to talk about something

that you've really made your mind up about.

Straighten out.

This is, like, a beautiful day.

Diana, dinner on the flybridge.

So you need to start setting up at, like, six.

Are we packing sails away, Glenn?

- Yeah. You ready? - Yeah.

Is the deco in there?

If it's not there, just ask Daisy.

No, thank you.

Yeah, Glenn, you're good.

Oow.

Drop, drop, drop.

Four shots out.

Thanks, mate.

Look how close this boat is.

- What the hell? - Idiot.

He got really close.

I'll tell you this right now.

If that was in DC, we'd have serious road rage right now.

If you were in DC and you did that...

I was ready.

- We'd be like. - That's it.

Yeah, baby.

Wow.

She's got every single one.

I'm so happy that this is the last charter.

I'm just an autopilot right now, but I'm having fun.

All crew, all crew, please get into your blacks.

I kind of got a lot of sh-- going on right now.

Let's go get ready.

Oh!

Oh, jeez, are you okay?

- I'm good. - Oh, my God.

God, I didn't see that.

It's sounded worse than I think it was.

I'm going to get a drink.

Oh, okay.

Well, you just bounce back quickly.

It's ready?

I'm ready.

I'm going to go ahead and take one of these coronas.

Sauce, tomato.

Good.

- Hairspray. - Hairspray.

- Can I get you a drink? - I would love a drink.

What would you like?

- A grey goose and soda. - Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, I like this.

I know. It looks so cute.

There you go.

They're ready for us.

Oh, look how pretty.

Cloyce, we have all guests at the table.

You can start plating.

- Copy. - Thank you.

Davide, look at your hair all down like that.

Hey, ladies. Hello.

Could you put five tomatoes on those?

Are you coming up for this course?

Yeah, I think I need to.

On top of the 45 dietary restrictions,

you guys thought it was chill to just request food

from every country in the world.

That's awesome.

One no mango, one only Romaine, no nuts, one no avocado.

My theme for tonight is figuring out

what in the world you can actually eat.

I mean, jeez.

Who are these two for?

Oh, [bleep].

That's a really good question.

That's for Karen. That's for Jeneane.

Shut up. No, it's not.

I didn't think anything was there

because nobody said anything.

- Better? - That looks better, right?

Do you want to take these three?

These two are for Diane and Amy.

This one's for Jeneane.

I cannot anymore.

Well, hello, ladies.

Thank you.

You're quite welcome.

So this evening we are going around the world.

We have a Southeast Asian crunch salad.

That is a mango thai vinaigrette.

And then for you, ladies, grilled romaine,

roasted tomato, avocado, a sweet balsamic vinaigrette.

Thank you.

Flavors from Southeast Asia.

The dressing is delicious.

You want it?

Six regular, one gluten-free, one nut-free.

When I look at you, I just want to go Toni...

- Toni. - Toni. Come over here.

People always thought I was from New York

because of my deep voice.

And I've never left Florida.

That is not a Florida accent,

unless you're part of the Mafia in Fort Lauderdale.

Cloyce, I'm clearing.

Oh, sh--.

How's everything going?

- Good? - Looks good.

Looks like you're having an awful time.

Let me squeeze in.

This, without the chili oil, is for Karen.

The one to your right is a gluten-free variant for Jeneane.

Oh, you're cracking me up.

Is everyone else the same?

Yes.

Okay, let's roll. Running.

Viva Italia.

That is a pesto pasta.

There is zero gluten anywhere in there.

- What? - In all of ours?

I just want to take you home.

No, all of yours are fully glutinous.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

- Very good. - Yeah.

It's a talent to be able to drink beer

and wine at the same time.

Okay, you guys can go.

You can take Toni. You go first.

In your left hand, she's at the very end.

We are going to Southern France.

We have a filet mignon that is served with

a roasted carrot puree.

And then under that, some sautéed garlic spinach.

And for you ladies, a roasted chicken.

Yeah, I'm thinking a little.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Something like that. I don't know.

Guys, give Cloyce a round of applause.

Thank you, thank you.

- Enjoy. - Perfectly cooked.

How does he know how to do all this?

This is a lot of people to cook for.

This is really impressive.

Unbelievable.

- So good. - He's nailing it tonight.

I'm really glad to hear that.

Enjoy.

Enjoy the rest of your meal.

All right.

Let's----ing go.

Now what happens?

- I'm done. - I know.

- I'm full. - Sleeping.

Go, go, go, go.

- Yo, yo, yo. - That is dinner one done.

Dude, they were very impressed.

I like... I like those.

- Always keep pushing. - All of the feedback.

Good.

Okay, I'm going to bed.

Bye, goodnight.

Diana, you're done for the night.

- You can go down. - Bye.

What are you doing?

Just going through photos.

Can I help in some way?

Just emotional support.

- You're doing a great job. - Thank you. Oh, my God.

You're the best orange juicer of all time.

You were such a grump today.

I was not a grump.

You're having such a good...

- Whoa. - Watch it. Watch it.

I really like Danni, but I don't know what to do,

because on the one hand, I don't want Danni to feel

like I'm ignoring her.

On the other hand, I just care about being lied to.

So today, my guard is up a little bit.

I have a little less trust.

"Orange" you glad the day is almost over?

Oh my God, stop it with the food puns.

You and Chase, what's going on there?

I just kind of maybe took it out because

I was having such a frustrated day.

So that's what my problem is.

I let things get to me, get to me, get to me,

and then I burst out.

What's happening with you and Keith?

That's gos. Did you kiss again?

You asked me this last night.

Yeah, I know, but I want to ask you again.

We had a kiss, yes.

Just one?

I don't know. I wasn't counting.

Maybe two.

More?

I don't know.

I can sleep in there in the crew mess if you want.

No, I don't want to.

It's so annoying that he's so interested

in me and Keith hooking up.

Like, I...

It's just like Gary wants every----ing

candy in the candy shop

and doesn't want anyone else to have it.

Maybe we're just doing everything wrong here.

We are the problem.

You are the problem.

That's fine. I'll take it.

I'm going to bed.

Yo, are we all good?

You and me?

I just want to make sure we're on the same page and stuff.

On the same page about what?

We had some talks about it in the master.

We've known each other two weeks,

and we're about to go to opposite sides of the world,

and so I don't know, like...

where to, like, leave things.

It seems to me like we're cool friends.

Well, I feel like you want to talk about something

that you've already made your mind up about.

You're not really giving me space to tell you where I am,

because you've basically told me what it is already,

so I'm not going to sit here and convince you otherwise.

I've said this forever.

I'm the type of person that, like,

if I like somebody,

I don't give a [bleep] about distance or this or that.

Like, I will make a----ing effort.

But that's a two-way thing.

And I'm not going to sit here and be like,

no, please, because you seem like you're in the headspace

of, like, you don't actually want to try

continue something, you do just want to be friends,

and then that's fine.

But, like, then don't ask for my opinion

when you've already made that choice.

He actually pisses me off so much,

because while I've been busy, like,

thinking about how to make it work,

he's just been busy thinking about how to get rid of me.

Goddamn it.

One more night to go.

Good morning.

How you doing?

- I'm doing well. - I was...

- Wait. - English.

Let me finish my coffee first.

What's up, big dawg?

Boats clean, flags up, lights off.

I'll go get some sleep.

Make sure you keep flirting with them guests.

Make some tip money for us.

May I have Bailey's?

- Yeah, of course. - Thank you.

It's a great idea.

Do you know what else is really good?

Um...

Do you want some coffee with your Baileys?

Bah!

I make myself laugh, guys.

It's hilarious.

- Hi, Captain. - How you doing?

I think we should be responsible today.

I'm going to go back to bed. You guys...

Controls are over there.

Of course.

Can we just, like, swim and stuff?

Yeah, of course.

I want to rope swing.

- Okay, I want to do that. - Yeah.

Good morning, ladies.

Gary!

Do you guys want to change?

And, like, we can just roll right into that?

Can I have that croissant?

yeah.

Yes.

I'm going to go get my suit on.

I'm getting the rope swing set up for you, ladies.

- Yes! - What are you doing for lunch?

A couple salads, chicken, and some sort of fish preparation,

which I think we have to do to satisfy

all of the restrictions we got.

So, family style is good.

Sounds good.

Oh, my God, that's the rope we're going off of?

This is the rope.

- How is that going to work? - I'll do it first.

You got to run.

Let go.

Yeah!

Woo!

- Oh, my God. - Good run.

- And jump. - Living your best life.

- And jump! - Go, go, go, go!

Let go!

Yay!

Oh, God.

She might get another bump on her head.

Go, go, go!

Jump!

- Woo! - That was a perfect landing.

He just asked, like, what's going on after this?

Well, what do you want?

I don't know, but, like, a - ing chance would be nice.

And then he was like, oh, I don't want to move

all the way to Australia.

And I was like, I never once said

that Australia's my favorite home.

That's interesting.

Last year, he was doing the chef, Ileisha.

And I think they went and visited each other

in Australia and the States.

Ah!

You got to stick your legs back.

Like, you've done it before.

Like, what...

Obviously, it's human nature to be like, okay,

but, like, why not me?

But I think that was his excuse to not even get serious.

That would really upset me.

It's like----ing disheartening and degrading,

and I don't really want to do that.

I'm not really that hungry, but I'll drink.

Okay, coolio. You should go to lunch.

- Si. - We're ready for lunch?

- Yes, if you're ready. - Okay, let's do it.

Can I get you anything to drink?

I think you can start bringing up...

- Yeah. - Coming through.

- Okay. - Coming through.

- That's for Karen. - That's for Diane.

Karen and Diane.

Diane.

I look like I've been bent over and had sex doggy style.

Oh, really?

Well, I mean, both my elbows are skinned up.

I got both my knees bruised, and I got my forehead.

I was like, what happened?

I'm trying to... Diane, right?

No. Diane is over there.

So are these the special ones?

Yes.

- What is that? - Is this gluten-free?

Do you know what this is?

That looks raw to me.

It's couscous salad.

Right, but is it without something for her allergy?

I think it's for...

Well, the chef is coming up.

- Okay. - Okay.

Just so I think so, yeah.

There's three with black hair.

How am I supposed to----ing know, bro?

Who the [bleep] is Karen?

They all look like a Karen to me.

I want a drink. I need a corona.

Maybe some more water.

- Some more water. - If you have the water.

I just want to know what is being served.

I need a corona and water.

Cloyce, you're going to go up sooner or later

because they're asking me things.

The couscous salad, what's the difference?

Both Karen, Karen can't have tomatoes.

Diane doesn't eat raw fruits or vegetables.

That's what we wanted to know.

I don't want you to eat anything you hadn't...

You don't know what it is.

's sake.

No, she placed this in front of me.

She placed that in front of her over there, too.

But they got it wrong.

I would just wait.

So, yeah, apparently the only difference is that

that one doesn't have tomatoes or raw...

- Raw vegetables. - Yeah.

That's hummus and this one is onion subise.

What kind of dressing is on the salad?

- The chef is coming up. - Okay.

We'll see. We'll figure it out.

We'll just wait until the chef comes.

He can explain it all.

But I got a quick question.

Maybe before everything starts to come out,

maybe just tell us in advance so that, like,

things that are special for each person.

Okay.

Because I think we're kind of like,

well, can she eat that?

Can she eat that kind of thing?

So just knowing in advance would be helpful.

Absolutely.

I specifically told Diana what each guest could eat.

I just don't want it to be sitting here

and us not being able to eat it, too.

You know what would seriously ruin a very expensive weekend?

Consumption of foods that you really can't----ing eat.

Kind of not a good look when people start to die.

I just don't want to, like, EpiPen issue.

I would love to avoid as well.

Cloyce, maybe before everything starts to come out.

Maybe just tell us in advance.

I just don't want to, like, EpiPen issue.

Just not going to happen.

I would love to avoid it as well.

Yeah.

Starting at the end, we have a mixed green salad,

the grilled ribeye steaks.

You also have a couscous salad.

You can rest assured that there is zero gluten.

You have a grilled stone fruit salad,

and that, I believe, completes the lunch service.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Thank you.

With...

Oh, the food allergies.

I do think it's important to get it on track.

Do you want to take these three?

Okay.

These two are for Diane and Amy,

and this one's for Jeneane.

Just get me if you need me.

I think they're pretty nice about it, though.

Last lunch.

This feels like a long day for some reason.

Chase, Gary, please meet me on the swim platform.

We're going in the water after this.

Let's do it!

We need to talk later.

It's not last night.

It's because I don't know if you've been

completely honest with me.

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about,

but I've been completely honest with you.

So let me go talk with the guests.

We'll talk later tonight, okay?

Absolute----ing bullsh--.

Unbelievable.

I haven't lied about sh--.

Everything was perfect.

Thanks for dropping that on me in the middle of a charter.

There we go. Look at that.

What? What?

Oh, my God. Now...

Oh, my Lord.

I'm blushing.

- Hey. - Hey.

What was going on with the dietary requirements?

They don't want it hitting the table and then them being like,

well, what the [bleep]?

So did the girls not know?

I told them every single time.

They'll, like, set a salad in front of Karen

and be like, this salad is for you

because it doesn't have tomatoes.

That's what they want.

It's just frustrating because I can't be everywhere at once.

I wish Diana had communicated earlier that she was struggling.

Like, I'm here to help.

It's just like, can we please get this right?

I don't understand how there's so much confusion over this.

I think they just want to be able to

dive into tonight's meal without...

That's why I kept asking people

to wait for everything to be plated.

That's fine.

Chase, can we actually chat now on the bow?

In the middle of charter? I really can't.

Whoa, you sat on my foot.

What's up? What do you want to talk about?

Ileisha?

What are you talking about?

What made me not worth it in that situation too?

I mean, I don't think that's very fair, yeah.

But then to find out that,

like, oh, like, you did actually go over there

and it's like, okay, like, you should have just told me that

- and I'm like, if you don't... - I did.

You know what? We dated for a month.

But guess what? It all went to sh--

because it was long distance

and we put a label on it and started dating.

I don't want to put, like, the pressure of, like,

hey, let's try to make something work when we leave here.

I'm not even going to stress about how much work

I'm going to have to do alone.

I mean, it just felt like...

I felt like I was really open and honest about you, with you,

about everything that happened.

That's not true. You lied to me

about what you did in the master cabin with some dude.

Okay, but then I told you still

and it did----ing tell you.

It just feels like you're attacking me without...

Interior, interior, interior. You can set up dinner.

Am I just part of, like, some weird game?

- Is it like... - Oh, my God.

I'm just saying. I'm not accusing it.

No, it's not a game, Danni.

- I'm just saying it's really... - It's my life.

I don't know that I thought that that was a thing to tell you.

Can you see in my eyes how it feels like it's some line

that's just being thrown around?

- But it's not. - I'm not accusing you of that.

You live in Australia. It's not...

ing... I told you this.

I make my money in Australia. I don't live anywhere.

Where are you going when you leave here?

I don't know. I'm figuring it out.

Has my other stew decided to work yet?

No, she hasn't.

I'm not...

I don't have a house that I pay mortgage on.

I don't have a dog.

I don't have [bleep] all...

Danni, can you please come and set up dinner? Thank you.

Chase.

Next, on the season finale of "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Six different dietary restrictions.

We're doing a sushi night for a bunch of people

that don't even like seafood.

This is just comically unfortunate.

You're a bitch.

The girls were nasty all season.