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♪ Kane is in the building, nigga... ♪
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♪ Now tell me how you love it,
you know you at the top ♪
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♪ When only heaven's
right above it, we on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we on ♪
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♪ Who else is really trying
to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪
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♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪
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♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks
to my Hollywood shows ♪
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♪ And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know ♪
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♪ This that "Slumdog
Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪
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♪ And, uh ♪
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♪ My real friends
never hearing from me ♪
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♪ Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me ♪
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♪ That's why I pick and
choose, I don't get shit confused ♪
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♪ Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos ♪
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♪ And these days all the
girls is down to roll ♪
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♪ I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole ♪
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♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this
shit is moving kinda slow ♪
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♪ Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go ♪
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Sync & corrections by Mr. C
www.addic7ed.com - BluRay Sync by kOoL tHuG
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I want this Vegas stadium on
a par with Jerry's World.
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Wait up, now. You think you'd
want us outdoing AT&T Stadium?
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Growth is what's best for the league.
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We couldn't agree more.
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We need to go on the offensive
and expand our territory,
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create monuments that go beyond football
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and show working-class
families a great time.
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While also appealing to
those with deep pockets.
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Imagine... a gourmet food court
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featuring the world's greatest chefs,
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craft cocktail bars, luxury boxes
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suspended over the stadium
and field, and...
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Wow! Right?
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I gotta tell you, I talked to the
Raiders, and they're open for business.
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They're ready.
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Owners' meeting is around the corner.
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I'll just load the fellas up on Johnnie
Blue and push this thing through.
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It takes three quarters, right?
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Yeah. Do you think you can get that?
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- Hell, son, I might get all four.
- Ho-ho!
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What about you, Bret?
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What are you bringing to the party?
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- Well, as Spencer just said...
- We know what Spencer said.
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We just wanna know what you're bringing.
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Wayne, together, we are
gonna bring the Raiders.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Come on, man.
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And how many conversations has
Bret had with the Raiders?
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When you're ready, gentlemen.
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I play golf with the owner.
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This one's on the house.
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You guys really showed
us something tonight.
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- I got a tingle in my pants.
- Ah.
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Surprisingly, that's a good thing.
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There's a lot of big
ideas floating around,
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but I really think we should
drill down on something solid.
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Sure.
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Yeah, this thing's gonna cost a fortune.
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So, Wayne, what are you thinking about
kicking in to get the ball rolling?
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Let's see.
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I've got a number in my head.
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It's round...
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like...
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a zero.
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I could've sworn you
said, "Like a zero."
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Yeah.
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- Like, a lot of zeros?
- No.
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Just one big, fat fucking zero.
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I've had a long week.
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I'm not in the mood for
this shit, Wayne. Come on.
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I'm not gonna spend my money
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when someone else would be
stupid enough to spend theirs.
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You just accused Anderson of
bringing nothing to the table and...
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He brings the Hastings brand,
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which is far more valuable than dollars.
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She's right. After all, I
am the city of Las Vegas.
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Hey!
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Aw, come on.
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Great.
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Well, we still got no land and no money.
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I'm starting to really
fucking hate that guy.
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- Ugh.
- Spencer!
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Shit.
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Candace.
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What a coincidence.
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Was that, uh, Wayne Hastings?
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Yeah. Do you know him?
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Just by reputation.
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I'm Joe. Hi.
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Candace Brewer with the league office.
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- Oh, charmed.
- Gotta get inside.
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I have a meet with the Cowboys' brass.
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My liver is already seizing up.
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- You two have a good night.
- Okay.
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What does he want now?
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I gotta go in early
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and recalculate the salary cap again.
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- You just got home an hour ago.
- It's Siefert.
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He's pissed off me and Berg
agree about Kisan Teague.
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- He won't let it go.
- You have to get them on the same page.
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I've been trying to for weeks.
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You got any fresh
ideas, let's hear them.
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How about we invite them
over for a home-cooked meal?
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- A dinner party?
- Yeah. I can make my famous brisket.
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We'll fill their bellies,
get them tanked,
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give them a couple of laughs.
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Then, when their defenses are down,
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you can make them see eye to eye.
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I don't know, baby.
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Ego-driven men are easy to sway.
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- Oh, you think, huh?
- Uh-huh.
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- Like right now.
- Mm.
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If I told you I bought those Gucci
heels on Zappos this morning,
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you probably wouldn't even
have a problem with it.
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I ain't got no problem, baby.
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I mean, a lady gotta have
her footwear, right?
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Wait a minute.
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Are you suggesting that
I jack these men off?
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What?
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Mm.
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Well, good evening, ladies.
How may I help you?
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We're here about the mites.
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You know, I don't know.
There must be some mistake.
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I don't have mites.
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We think you might.
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Hi, I'm Justine.
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Hi, I'm Susan.
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- What's your name?
- Joe, Joseph Krutel.
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Oh, hi.
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This is the most fucked-up
thing I've ever seen.
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What?
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Wow!
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These feel so real.
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Technology!
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Oh, God. Come here, come here.
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- I'm not done yet.
- You're not done?
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Okay.
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Come up here. Fuck me.
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Come here.
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I'm so dehydrated.
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Too much salt.
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Too much... excuse me?
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No, no, no. Not you, the steak.
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- Yeah.
- The steak? Okay.
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- How about no more talking?
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I gotta pee.
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Yeah. You don't go anywhere,
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'cause big daddy's gonna be right back.
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I thought you said you were dehydrated.
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Hey, buddy.
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Come on, Spency.
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You're a sexy motherfucker.
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You know what you're gonna do?
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You're gonna go back in there
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and you're gonna get your fuck on.
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Let's do this.
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- All good in Tinkle Town?
- We are good to go.
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Here I fucking come, all right?
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What the fuck went wrong tonight?
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You're asking me now?
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Yeah, yeah. I know, it's fucked up.
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I gotta ask you now. I can't
get it off my fucking mind.
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Tell me.
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Well, to be honest, I haven't seen Wayne
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this stoked on a project in a long time.
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He's bought in.
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There's three guys worth
nearly $5 billion
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and no one wants to
write a fucking check?
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Yeah, that's classic Wayne.
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I don't think he's spent
a dollar of his cash
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in the last five projects
we've done together.
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Mm-hmm. You travel with him a lot?
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- On big jobs.
- Uh-huh.
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Right, like he really needs
the extra support from you.
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No, it's because I blow
him on his private jet.
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Fuck, I wasn't saying that. Jesus...
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Come to think of it, that's the
only reason why I have the job.
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Chloe, God, take it easy. What the fuck?
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Well, then don't deflect
your shit on me and Wayne.
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I'm not.
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I'm just saying you're amazing
and you're beautiful.
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Who wouldn't want to sleep with you?
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That is a good fucking
question, Spencer.
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Hey, Rick.
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I wanted to punch my fair share
of shitty teenagers, man,
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but I never followed through.
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It's called restraint.
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That kid scared the
hell out of me, Spence.
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- Never scare a brother.
- You're lucky they didn't press charges.
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Well, me and the parents are cool.
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Once the cops got ahold of the
family, we straightened it all out.
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I'm gonna fly the family to
Foxborough for the Dolphins game.
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What the fuck were you doing in
the neighbors' house, anyway?
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Man, I got a lot on my mind, Spence.
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Okay.
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Baby mama took off when
I tried to step up.
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No new fucking deal, right?
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And my teammates freezing
me out, so what the...
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Dropping $2 million at the
craps table in Vegas.
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Vegas. You're the one who
brought me to Vegas.
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Yeah, to duck your problems,
man, not make them worse.
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Didn't work out so hot, did it?
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You might wanna reconsider
moving the franchise there.
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Hey, that deal's gonna get
your five million back.
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Is it really worth ripping
the team away from Oakland?
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Especially now that they're competitive
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for the first time in, like, forever?
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Some might question where
your priorities lie.
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I was in an epic session with
my girl when you called me.
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She was begging me not
to leave, but I'm here.
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For you.
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How epic?
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Epic.
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Look, man... look, I'm... I
appreciate you coming down.
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You're always there for me, all right?
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Don't sweat the debt. I
know you're good for it.
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Damn right I am. Come on.
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Had my buddy Todd, here,
mock us up a simulation.
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How'd that one I sent
you yesterday work out?
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- Pretty hot, right?
- Yeah, it was very impressive.
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You know, specifically the...
the technology...
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- Right.
- aspect.
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It wasn't sexual. What?
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You was gettin' jiggy on your
couch last night, Joseph?
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Just put your fucking headset on, huh?
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- Jesus.
- Wow.
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Nothing but business, man.
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Wow.
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Oh, shit, those are big
fucking linebackers.
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I always wanted to know what it
was like to play quarterback.
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Shit, I'm going Cam Newton
on these motherfuckers.
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Holy shit, they're bigger
than normal line...
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Hut!
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Fuck this!
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Ah! Oh, Jesus Christ!
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Oh, fuck!
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
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No way.
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Whoo!
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- No way.
- Hoo-hoo!
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- Oh, fuck.
- That's six, baby.
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- Yo.
- Fuck!
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Unh! Unh! Touchdown. Have some. Hoo!
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Yo, man, you did your
thing on these, man.
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- We are revolutionizing the game.
- Yeah.
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Cannabinoids were a great cause,
Vern, but weed is weed, you know?
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Endorsing any product tied to it
is gonna put your money at risk.
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If you get suspended, it's gonna cost
you tens of millions of dollars.
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And if you get cut, fuck it,
it's gonna cost you way more.
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Yeah, we could have just as much impact
251
00:11:46,503 --> 00:11:48,803
on the future of football
with this VR thing, man.
252
00:11:48,805 --> 00:11:52,072
Yeah, this is changing the
way people prepare and play.
253
00:11:52,074 --> 00:11:54,341
Everyone's gonna want a
piece of this technology.
254
00:11:54,343 --> 00:11:56,009
And I got you the biggest slice.
255
00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:59,780
You'll be on every billboard,
poster, and commercial we got.
256
00:11:59,782 --> 00:12:02,649
See, that's what the hell
I'm talking about, Toddy.
257
00:12:02,651 --> 00:12:04,184
- Okay, I'm in.
- Yeah!
258
00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:08,053
Is it... um, now, can we each
get a sex tape like Joe?
259
00:12:08,055 --> 00:12:09,489
Good point.
260
00:12:14,729 --> 00:12:16,996
- Hello?
- Hi, Mr. Siefert.
261
00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:19,532
It's Julie Greane, Charles' wife.
262
00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:21,934
- Hi.
- Hi.
263
00:12:21,936 --> 00:12:23,736
I'm so sorry about this FaceTime.
264
00:12:23,738 --> 00:12:26,371
- I hit the wrong button.
- Happens to me all the time.
265
00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:28,206
Well, the reason I was calling
266
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:31,710
is I wanted to invite you to
dinner at our house tonight.
267
00:12:31,712 --> 00:12:33,745
Oh, well, that's kind of you, Ms.
Greane,
268
00:12:33,747 --> 00:12:35,947
but I'm really buried
at work these days.
269
00:12:35,949 --> 00:12:37,716
Oh, come on, I know you're mad busy,
270
00:12:37,718 --> 00:12:39,584
but a hard-working man needs to eat.
271
00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,886
Plus, Charles has been singing
your praises all year
272
00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:44,988
and I need to meet this man
he holds in such high regard.
273
00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:47,991
Plus, my beef brisket is no joke.
274
00:12:47,993 --> 00:12:51,061
Now, don't go boasting about some
brisket if you can't back it up.
275
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:53,163
A Southern man has a
palate for such things.
276
00:12:53,165 --> 00:12:54,698
Well, then, I guess
you gonna have to get
277
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,334
your behind over here at 7:00
and find out for yourself.
278
00:12:57,336 --> 00:12:59,335
I'll see you then.
279
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:00,670
Bye.
280
00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:02,104
Bret, we're so close, man.
281
00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:04,106
We got Bossman's gonna
deliver the owners
282
00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:05,775
and Wayne's already fully committed.
283
00:13:05,777 --> 00:13:07,243
No, he needs to be committed,
284
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,813
that walking pile of oozing jism.
285
00:13:09,815 --> 00:13:13,950
Until he starts thinking practically
and provides land for parking,
286
00:13:13,952 --> 00:13:18,454
for a practice facility, and
hotel space for real fans,
287
00:13:18,456 --> 00:13:21,790
then how the fuck am I supposed to
take anything he says seriously?
288
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:25,026
Craft cocktails and gourmet food?
What the fuck?
289
00:13:25,028 --> 00:13:26,595
What does he think
this is, fucking polo?
290
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,497
Bret, he's fucking with us.
291
00:13:28,499 --> 00:13:29,965
Well, frankly, I don't have a need
292
00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:32,533
for either one of those pompous pricks.
293
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,001
Okay, well, we can't pull out now.
294
00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:36,103
Coming from a 42-year-old
man who's childless,
295
00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:37,505
I'm surprised to hear you say that.
296
00:13:37,507 --> 00:13:38,906
Hey, that's none of
your fucking business.
297
00:13:38,908 --> 00:13:40,675
You can mock what I do
in here all you want,
298
00:13:40,677 --> 00:13:42,777
but you don't know shit about
me outside these fucking walls.
299
00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:44,579
Touchy.
300
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,651
Let's do this, okay?
301
00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:54,488
Let's plant our ASM flag
right in Wayne's ass.
302
00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:57,691
A casino, Spencer... that
was my original goal.
303
00:13:57,693 --> 00:13:59,759
To crack the casino business.
304
00:13:59,761 --> 00:14:02,996
That's why I chased after Wayne's
jizz-mo father all those years.
305
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:05,832
The idea of moving a football
franchise to Las Vegas
306
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,567
has been one giant circle
jerk right from the start.
307
00:14:08,569 --> 00:14:11,470
And given your track record, I'm
guessing the league would rather have
308
00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:14,072
the face of the devil
on this deal than you.
309
00:14:14,074 --> 00:14:16,475
I've been smeared before, and
let me tell you something,
310
00:14:16,477 --> 00:14:18,343
you get over that shit pretty quickly.
311
00:14:18,345 --> 00:14:21,413
No one else has been able to
make this deal happen, Spencer.
312
00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:22,781
What makes you think you can?
313
00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:24,415
Because I got you.
314
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:27,084
Wayne's treating you like a
second-class businessman
315
00:14:27,086 --> 00:14:29,821
when we both know that you have
the reach to raise the money.
316
00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:31,656
But you can't run around
here acting all butthurt
317
00:14:31,658 --> 00:14:33,224
just because he insulted your integrity.
318
00:14:33,226 --> 00:14:34,592
Fuck him.
319
00:14:34,594 --> 00:14:36,828
He only said that because
he doesn't have any.
320
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,863
You feel me?
321
00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:42,098
Yeah, I... I feel you.
322
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,667
I mean, I feel you.
323
00:14:43,669 --> 00:14:44,935
What do you mean? Do I understand?
324
00:14:44,937 --> 00:14:46,870
Yeah, I... I understand.
325
00:14:46,872 --> 00:14:48,304
My jive game's a little weak.
326
00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:50,541
Okay, well, it's getting better.
327
00:14:50,543 --> 00:14:52,142
Okay.
328
00:14:52,144 --> 00:14:53,243
100.
329
00:14:54,346 --> 00:14:56,513
100. Harder.
330
00:14:56,515 --> 00:14:58,180
Practice hurt, dawg.
331
00:14:58,182 --> 00:14:59,615
- Come get you some.
- Mm.
332
00:14:59,617 --> 00:15:01,817
- Every practice makes perfect.
- Okay, okay.
333
00:15:07,892 --> 00:15:09,391
Can I help you?
334
00:15:09,393 --> 00:15:12,261
You can piss in this cup for me.
335
00:15:12,263 --> 00:15:14,729
- You want me to sign it first?
- The league sent me.
336
00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:18,033
Medical director wants
to test for marijuana.
337
00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:19,568
I don't smoke marijuana.
338
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,469
Then that's what I'm here to prove.
339
00:15:21,471 --> 00:15:23,805
And who the fuck is this?
340
00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:25,406
The piss man.
341
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:27,042
Unannounced?
342
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:29,277
League's supposed to give
us some kind of heads up.
343
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,879
This is your heads up.
344
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:32,646
If you don't comply,
it's considered a fail.
345
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,018
Okay. Well, then, uh,
just give us, you know,
346
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,987
15 minutes, you know, to tidy up
347
00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:41,488
'cause the housekeeper on vacay.
348
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,690
You know how that is.
349
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,058
We'll be right back. Thank you.
350
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,292
Appreciate it.
351
00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:48,895
Oh, shit.
352
00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:53,566
Don't let him see nothing, shh.
353
00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:55,301
Behind your shelf.
354
00:16:05,313 --> 00:16:07,813
- He's here right now.
- God damn it.
355
00:16:07,815 --> 00:16:10,148
You know, the CBA is supposed
to give us 24 hours' notice.
356
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,318
It's no big deal. I ain't been
smoking, just taking cannabinoids.
357
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,587
Vernon, it is a big deal.
358
00:16:15,589 --> 00:16:17,288
Your test is gonna come back positive.
359
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,124
- Do you understand?
- But I ain't been getting high.
360
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:20,926
- It's for my recovery.
- It doesn't matter.
361
00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:22,527
Okay, I want you to
listen to me, Vernon.
362
00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:25,730
I want you to stall him and
do not give that motherfucker
363
00:16:25,732 --> 00:16:27,832
one drop of your piss
until you hear from me.
364
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,834
- Do you understand?
- Okay, Spence.
365
00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:33,537
Fuck!
366
00:16:36,308 --> 00:16:37,908
What the fuck?
367
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,976
Sizz, listen,
368
00:16:39,978 --> 00:16:42,078
the intimidation thing
might work on the field,
369
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,615
but I'm your financial manager,
not Andy fucking Dalton.
370
00:16:45,617 --> 00:16:48,417
You are not selling your Apple stock
371
00:16:48,419 --> 00:16:50,319
because you had a bad
Garden of Eden dream.
372
00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:51,587
That's ridiculous.
373
00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:53,623
Look, I'm gonna rip
your fucking dick off
374
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,692
and shove it up your
fucking ass, motherfucker!
375
00:16:55,694 --> 00:16:57,292
Do what the fuck I tell you!
376
00:16:57,294 --> 00:16:58,694
My dreams got meaning, bitch!
377
00:16:58,696 --> 00:17:00,262
Oh. All right,
378
00:17:00,264 --> 00:17:02,831
we'll get that transition
going right away, Mr. Suggs.
379
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,432
Thank you so much for calling.
380
00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:06,568
How's Sizz?
381
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,103
His dreams have meaning.
382
00:17:08,105 --> 00:17:09,371
What's up?
383
00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:10,605
Piss man's at Vernon's house.
384
00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:12,240
But I thought Bossman was cool.
385
00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:13,908
It's not the team, it's
the fucking league.
386
00:17:15,278 --> 00:17:17,511
We just severed ties with High Powered.
387
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:19,080
I made this great investment deal
388
00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:20,648
with this virtual reality company.
389
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:23,250
This fucking technology is incredible.
390
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,153
They mocked me up this three-way
391
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:27,321
with me and two Margot Robbies.
392
00:17:27,323 --> 00:17:30,058
Which reminds me, by the way,
I'll be leaving work early today.
393
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:32,358
You know what? Don't give a
shit about that right now.
394
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,061
Is this a tier one company
you're telling me about?
395
00:17:34,063 --> 00:17:35,295
Yeah, yeah. The kid's a genius.
396
00:17:35,297 --> 00:17:37,030
I've never seen anything like that.
397
00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:39,032
How long do you think it'll take
him to mock up a simulation?
398
00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:40,567
Depends on what you want. I don't know.
399
00:17:40,569 --> 00:17:41,902
Uh, two, three days
if you're in a hurry.
400
00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:43,236
Okay, great. Can you
get a meeting today?
401
00:17:43,238 --> 00:17:45,238
- I got a job for him.
- Yeah, sure.
402
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,625
What's this got to do
with Vern's situation?
403
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:48,473
It doesn't.
404
00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:52,211
Virginia, call Candace Brewer and tell her
I wanna talk to her right fucking now.
405
00:17:52,213 --> 00:17:56,215
I'm on it. And I'll be sure
not to use those exact words.
406
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,090
- Okay, right here, right here.
407
00:18:10,063 --> 00:18:11,796
- Charles, you lost?
- No.
408
00:18:11,798 --> 00:18:14,733
I just came down to invite you over
to the house tonight for dinner.
409
00:18:14,735 --> 00:18:16,467
Really? What's the occasion?
410
00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:19,204
The occasion is to get you and
Siefert together and squash the beef
411
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:21,039
and hopefully get Kisan
Teague in our backfield.
412
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,339
- Really?
- Yeah.
413
00:18:22,341 --> 00:18:24,808
You come down here, you
interrupt my workout,
414
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,810
trying to get me to come hang
out with my sworn enemy?
415
00:18:26,812 --> 00:18:27,911
Really? That's what you want me doing?
416
00:18:27,913 --> 00:18:29,079
Sorry, Freddie.
417
00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:30,848
Look, man, just trust me on this one.
418
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,449
My wife's cooking, it's
got magical powers.
419
00:18:32,451 --> 00:18:34,218
Changed my mind about
all sorts of things,
420
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,887
from marriage and
fatherhood, retirement.
421
00:18:36,889 --> 00:18:38,555
You remember when I was
messed up about retirement?
422
00:18:38,557 --> 00:18:40,056
- Uh-huh.
- Dieting.
423
00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:42,058
Dieting?
424
00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:44,160
- It's not working.
- It's not working, buddy.
425
00:18:44,162 --> 00:18:46,562
Yeah, you come over and eat that
brisket, you'll find out why.
426
00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:48,965
Charles, I will gladly
get down on my knees
427
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:51,000
and eat human shit to sign Kisan,
428
00:18:51,002 --> 00:18:54,303
but you and me both know Siefert,
he don't leave his office
429
00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,738
and I know my presence
ain't the main draw.
430
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:59,407
You don't worry about that, all right?
I got a secret weapon.
431
00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:00,375
- Bah!
- Eh!
432
00:19:02,679 --> 00:19:05,881
Glass number six always does it.
433
00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:11,920
I don't know, man.
434
00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:13,888
I was pretty drained after my workout.
435
00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:15,589
Piss is my business, guys.
436
00:19:15,591 --> 00:19:17,792
Six is the max anyone can hold out.
437
00:19:17,794 --> 00:19:20,060
How does someone get
into the piss business?
438
00:19:20,062 --> 00:19:21,662
I mean, if you don't mind me asking.
439
00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:24,965
Yeah, seems kind of fucked
up staring at dongs all day.
440
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:28,335
Quit stalling and break
out the rod and tackle.
441
00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:29,903
Dang.
442
00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:43,382
I know what you're thinking...
big man, little dick?
443
00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:45,952
I've seen all shapes and sizes, so.
444
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:49,021
I'm a grower, not a shower.
445
00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:51,556
Yeah, Little Vern only comes
out his shell for the ladies.
446
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:55,627
I make no judgments. Produce
the sample, please.
447
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:03,368
Some of that topline Bordeaux for you.
448
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,269
A little holdover from the wedding.
449
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,504
A nice little gift we never got to use.
450
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:11,042
I'm gonna say this while your
lovely wife is in the other room.
451
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,576
I don't like being ambushed.
452
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,446
Well, I don't like having
my OC fired behind my back.
453
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,115
Well, I don't like you benching
our most promising prospect.
454
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,551
Would that be the prospect you
stole credit for from Charles?
455
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,086
Come on, guys.
456
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,787
We're all on the same team now.
457
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:27,057
Let's put that stuff behind us.
Where is my wife?
458
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,460
- Hey, there she is.
- Hi! Here it is, guys.
459
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,162
Thanks for the wine, hon.
460
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,031
Off to a fast start. I like that.
461
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,799
All right, guys, let's say some grace.
462
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:42,671
Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts,
463
00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:44,673
which we are about to
receive from Thy bounty.
464
00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:47,776
- Through Christ, our Lord. Amen.
- Amen.
465
00:20:47,778 --> 00:20:52,381
And, sweet baby Jesus, please shine thy
grace on these two proud, strong men,
466
00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:55,917
and light the path to forgiveness,
understanding, and love.
467
00:20:55,919 --> 00:20:59,087
- Amen.
- Amen.
468
00:20:59,089 --> 00:21:01,022
Y'all in for a treat now.
469
00:21:02,558 --> 00:21:04,759
Mm! That's terrific!
470
00:21:04,761 --> 00:21:06,460
Thank you. Thank you, Coach.
471
00:21:06,462 --> 00:21:08,096
You didn't say "amen," Coach.
472
00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:11,165
- Amen.
- That doesn't count.
473
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,332
You already started eating.
474
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:13,600
It's disrespectful to our host.
475
00:21:13,602 --> 00:21:14,734
Oh, no, I don't mind.
476
00:21:14,736 --> 00:21:16,236
We only go to church on the holidays,
477
00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:17,938
so it's all good.
478
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,339
Can I get an amen, Berg?
479
00:21:19,341 --> 00:21:21,275
Who are you, Billy fucking Graham?
480
00:21:21,277 --> 00:21:22,475
Hmm?
481
00:21:22,477 --> 00:21:24,244
Amen. There. You got two.
482
00:21:24,246 --> 00:21:27,314
- I want you to mean it.
- I can't mean it.
483
00:21:27,316 --> 00:21:29,382
I can only say it. A-fucking-men.
484
00:21:29,384 --> 00:21:31,617
- There. You happy?
- Hey, that's enough.
485
00:21:31,619 --> 00:21:32,419
You're a disgrace, Berg.
486
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,120
You haven't touched your food, Larry.
487
00:21:34,122 --> 00:21:35,988
Coach, don't leave. We'll
try to work it out.
488
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,790
- I'm not gonna leave, Charles.
- Yeah, get your ass home.
489
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,292
- Get outta here.
- Get up.
490
00:21:39,294 --> 00:21:41,294
- Come on.
- What you gonna do, Berg?
491
00:21:43,131 --> 00:21:44,663
- What do you wanna...
- Bah! Huh?
492
00:21:44,665 --> 00:21:46,064
- Oh!
- How about this?
493
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:48,566
- Have another brisket!
- Oh, my God!
494
00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:51,269
How's that for an amen?
495
00:21:51,271 --> 00:21:53,204
- Can I get an amen?
- Sweet baby Jesus!
496
00:21:53,206 --> 00:21:54,739
Wait! Siefert, stop!
497
00:21:54,741 --> 00:21:56,541
Yo, you guys are better than this!
498
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:01,413
Oh, Tim will set the screen pass.
499
00:22:01,415 --> 00:22:03,080
There's something going on on your side.
500
00:22:03,082 --> 00:22:05,082
- You look pretty good, man.
- Look out, number 18
501
00:22:05,084 --> 00:22:09,386
is rushing up the field and he
is brought down from behind.
502
00:22:09,388 --> 00:22:12,323
with a challenging one-handed grab, #18.
503
00:22:12,325 --> 00:22:14,992
Beautiful catch by Ricky Jerret.
504
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,228
Perfect timing.
505
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:19,863
Went up there with one hand.
506
00:22:19,865 --> 00:22:22,665
Not only an amazing catch,
but he took the hit
507
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,500
and he held on to the football.
508
00:22:24,502 --> 00:22:26,302
Ricky Jerret.
509
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:29,238
First season with the
Patriots, proving himself.
510
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,974
What a down.
511
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,650
You know, it's in complete
violation of his player rights
512
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,287
and we could easily just call the NFLPA.
513
00:22:45,289 --> 00:22:48,457
The piss man left several messages
that were never returned.
514
00:22:48,459 --> 00:22:50,825
Had no choice but to
show up at his door.
515
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,627
You know that's not true.
516
00:22:52,629 --> 00:22:55,562
You know, it's a shame to see a
good guy make such bad decisions.
517
00:22:55,564 --> 00:22:58,399
He didn't even know that taking
CBDs was against the rules.
518
00:22:58,401 --> 00:23:01,135
- Come on.
- Sometimes mistakes need to be punished
519
00:23:01,137 --> 00:23:03,004
to prevent them from happening again.
520
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:05,939
Okay, we have completely severed
ties with that company.
521
00:23:05,941 --> 00:23:07,808
The truth is Vernon
doesn't even smoke weed.
522
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:09,943
Then he has nothing to be
worried about going forward.
523
00:23:09,945 --> 00:23:11,677
God damn, you know how fucking pissed
524
00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:12,845
the Cowboys are gonna be at this?
525
00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:14,447
Oh, I've spoken with Bossman.
526
00:23:14,449 --> 00:23:16,582
He knows I'm just
enforcing league policy.
527
00:23:16,584 --> 00:23:19,185
And quite frankly, taking
a meeting with you
528
00:23:19,187 --> 00:23:22,088
about Littelfield's drug test
is beneath my pay grade.
529
00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:24,891
But leveraging my clients
against my Vegas deal isn't?
530
00:23:24,893 --> 00:23:27,627
Now you sound like a
conspiracy theorist, Spencer.
531
00:23:27,629 --> 00:23:30,029
Why don't you get back
to doing your job?
532
00:23:30,031 --> 00:23:32,931
The job that we and the
NFLPA approved you to do,
533
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:35,167
which is managing players' finances,
534
00:23:35,169 --> 00:23:37,002
not facilitating a billion-dollar
535
00:23:37,004 --> 00:23:40,105
stadium deal and franchise move.
536
00:23:40,107 --> 00:23:41,673
Okay...
537
00:23:41,675 --> 00:23:43,942
if I stop, you're gonna
call off Vernon's test?
538
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:45,676
It's too late for that.
539
00:23:45,678 --> 00:23:49,213
But when his test inevitably
comes back positive,
540
00:23:49,215 --> 00:23:52,883
whether he's been pulling
bong rips or taking CBDs,
541
00:23:52,885 --> 00:23:56,954
I will give him the minimum Stage
Two suspension of four games.
542
00:23:56,956 --> 00:23:59,390
Four fucking games? Give
me a fucking break.
543
00:23:59,392 --> 00:24:02,592
I could just as easily bump it up
to Stage Three and make it 10,
544
00:24:02,594 --> 00:24:03,927
or a whole season.
545
00:24:03,929 --> 00:24:05,628
But we're not monsters.
546
00:24:05,630 --> 00:24:07,931
We just like to keep our house in order.
547
00:24:09,068 --> 00:24:10,500
Okay.
548
00:24:12,003 --> 00:24:13,770
Well, thank you for your time, Candace.
549
00:24:13,772 --> 00:24:15,972
Any time.
550
00:24:15,974 --> 00:24:17,640
Oh...
551
00:24:17,642 --> 00:24:20,876
and I sure hope everything's
all right with Ricky Jerret.
552
00:24:22,813 --> 00:24:24,012
Ricky's good.
553
00:24:24,014 --> 00:24:25,381
That's not what I heard.
554
00:24:25,383 --> 00:24:28,484
I sure hope nothing new
ends up landing on my desk.
555
00:24:28,486 --> 00:24:30,686
I am a busy lady, you know?
556
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,527
These were raging class V rapids.
557
00:24:39,529 --> 00:24:42,663
The foaming waters rushed
us down the canyon
558
00:24:42,665 --> 00:24:44,732
like a goddamn tsunami.
559
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,068
That sounds fun.
560
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,003
My granny used to take me tubing.
561
00:24:51,374 --> 00:24:53,240
You guys seen my shades?
562
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,175
No, man. Now, why don't
you keep looking?
563
00:24:55,177 --> 00:24:57,844
Check the fridge. That's where
you spend a lot of your time.
564
00:24:57,846 --> 00:24:59,480
You ain't gotta be rude about it.
565
00:25:03,319 --> 00:25:04,884
My bitches.
566
00:25:06,222 --> 00:25:08,255
Hey, yo, Spence, man, what's up?
567
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,823
Your boy's bladder is about to explode.
568
00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,757
Yeah, go ahead and give him the sample.
569
00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,993
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, we got no fucking choice.
570
00:25:13,995 --> 00:25:15,495
Tell him to give the sample now.
571
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,602
Yo, Vern, Spencer said
go ahead and piss, man.
572
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,703
Okay, I'll try.
573
00:25:26,841 --> 00:25:28,673
Oh, shit.
574
00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:33,645
Impressive, considering
what you're working with.
575
00:25:33,647 --> 00:25:35,880
Try to get some in the cup.
576
00:25:37,651 --> 00:25:41,186
Do I wanna lick whipped
cream off your tits?
577
00:25:41,188 --> 00:25:43,588
You bet I do, Margot.
578
00:25:46,192 --> 00:25:48,492
Oh, fuck.
579
00:25:50,196 --> 00:25:51,995
Jesus.
580
00:25:51,997 --> 00:25:55,232
God damn it.
581
00:25:56,302 --> 00:25:57,901
This better be important.
582
00:25:57,903 --> 00:25:59,703
What's going on?
583
00:25:59,705 --> 00:26:01,704
Hey, listen, about tomorrow, maybe
we should take a few more days.
584
00:26:01,706 --> 00:26:03,773
I gotta know what the risk
is before moving forward.
585
00:26:03,775 --> 00:26:06,543
What? No. No fucking way.
586
00:26:06,545 --> 00:26:07,977
The simulation is complete.
587
00:26:07,979 --> 00:26:09,912
Our boy's showing up at 9:00 a.m. sharp.
588
00:26:09,914 --> 00:26:12,282
Listen, I just need another
day or two, that's it.
589
00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:14,384
Don't you fucking do this!
Don't do this.
590
00:26:14,386 --> 00:26:17,820
I have been busting my ass so you
could chase this stadium deal.
591
00:26:17,822 --> 00:26:20,989
Now is not the time for cold feet, okay?
592
00:26:20,991 --> 00:26:24,293
Train's left the station.
Enjoy the ride.
593
00:26:34,205 --> 00:26:35,703
Fuck.
594
00:26:55,924 --> 00:26:57,990
- Can he hear us with that thing on?
- No.
595
00:26:57,992 --> 00:26:59,025
Good.
596
00:26:59,027 --> 00:27:00,660
Soak it up, you sorry sack of shit.
597
00:27:03,265 --> 00:27:05,298
Well?
598
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:08,702
Now that's the kind of spectacle
and vision we're talking about.
599
00:27:08,704 --> 00:27:11,403
Great, Wayne. We're really
glad that you're impressed.
600
00:27:11,405 --> 00:27:13,171
Yeah, so, why don't you
give us the 400 acres
601
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,040
and we will go out and raise the money?
602
00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,610
Yeah, Anderson's got his list of
contacts ready to rock and roll.
603
00:27:17,612 --> 00:27:20,613
I'm gonna cut you a
check for 100 million
604
00:27:20,615 --> 00:27:23,048
so other investors know we're serious.
605
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:26,484
And I've already got the
perfect location in mind.
606
00:27:26,486 --> 00:27:29,120
600 beautiful acres.
607
00:27:29,122 --> 00:27:31,956
But if it's gonna have my name on it,
608
00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:33,891
it's gotta be the most beautiful
609
00:27:33,893 --> 00:27:36,994
and luxurious stadium ever built.
610
00:27:36,996 --> 00:27:39,230
Wayneville.
611
00:27:39,232 --> 00:27:41,566
A place where dreams come true.
612
00:27:41,568 --> 00:27:44,100
Right.
613
00:27:44,102 --> 00:27:45,835
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right.
614
00:27:45,837 --> 00:27:48,505
Ah...
615
00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:54,110
Wait till he finds out I'm
changing the name to Doucheville.
616
00:27:55,981 --> 00:27:58,047
I'm a Huge Fucking Douchebag Stadium.
617
00:27:58,049 --> 00:27:59,883
"Yeah, I'm a ballbag.
618
00:27:59,885 --> 00:28:02,353
Why don't you come and
cock waffle my..."
619
00:28:02,355 --> 00:28:03,352
Cock waffle?
620
00:28:03,354 --> 00:28:06,522
What the fuck's a cock waffle?
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