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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:07,205 GOOD MORNING. 2 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:09,975 OH, GOOD MORNING, NINA. 3 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:12,444 SAY, I HAVE A 2-FOR-1 DINNER COUPON 4 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,246 AT CAFE DE BOEUF-- 5 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:18,250 THAT'S FRENCH FOR "CAFE OF BEEF," 6 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:20,185 AND MARY REFUSES TO COME. 7 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:23,722 WE'VE BEEN 4 TIMES THIS WEEK. 8 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,157 SO HOW DOES 7:00 SOUND? 9 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:26,758 SORRY, DR. SOLOMON. I'M BUSY. 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,793 NO. LET ME EXPLAIN. 11 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:32,831 IF I BUY A STEAK DINNER, YOU GET ONE FOR FREE. 12 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,666 AND THEN WHEN THE GARCON TURNS HIS BACK, 13 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:38,536 YOU CAN JUST SLIP ME A FEW BUCKS UNDER THE TABLE. 14 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,105 THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU, 15 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,106 BUT I HAVE A MEETING 16 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:42,307 OF THE BLACK STUDENT UNION. 17 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:44,109 NINA, THIS COUPON EXPIRES TONIGHT. 18 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,611 YOU'LL STILL BE BLACK TOMORROW. 19 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,981 THAT'S TRUE, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS. 20 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,316 BUT--I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 21 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:52,918 I'LL COME TO THE MEETING, 22 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:53,919 AND THEN WE CAN GO GRAB 23 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,854 SOME HALF-PRICED BOEUF. 24 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,725 DR. SOLOMON, I DON'T THINK YOU'D GET A LOT OUT OF IT. 25 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,360 THE MEETING'S A DISCUSSION GROUP 26 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,463 FOR BLACK MEMBERS OF THE PENDLETON COMMUNITY. 27 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,932 SORT OF LIKE WEIGHT WATCHERS? 28 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,567 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 29 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,902 BUT--BUT NINA-- 30 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,107 I DON'T GET IT. WHY WON'T SHE ADMIT 31 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,408 THAT THE BLACK STUDENT UNION 32 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,611 IS JUST A BLATANT RIPOFF OF WEIGHT WATCHERS? 33 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:22,280 BECAUSE IT'S NOT! 34 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:23,815 DICK, YOU'VE GOT TO ACCEPT THE FACT 35 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:24,916 THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS IN LIFE 36 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,185 YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 37 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:28,953 OH, I ACCEPT THAT. 38 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:32,858 BUT WHAT ARE THEY 39 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,726 AND WHY WON'T I UNDERSTAND THEM?! 40 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:14,700 HEY, HARRY, HOW WAS THE LIBRARY? 41 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,369 YOU ARE LOOKING AT A FREE MAN. 42 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,536 I RETURNED THE BOOK, 43 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:21,839 PAID THE $14 IN LATE FEES, 44 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:24,075 CHECKED IT RIGHT BACK OUT AGAIN. 45 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,544 OH, BUT GET THIS. 46 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,880 THE LIBRARY IS HAVING A POETRY CONTEST, 47 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,382 AND THE TOPIC IS 48 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,250 "IF I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD." 49 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,585 ISN'T THAT PERFECT FOR US? 50 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:34,853 YEAH, SURE. 51 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,355 WE'VE GOT A KEEN THIRD-PARTY OBSERVER PERSPECTIVE. 52 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:40,258 TOO BAD POETRY'S STUPID. 53 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,660 I DON'T THINK IT'S STUPID. 54 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,729 I THINK IT'S BORING. 55 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:46,164 THE SIGN SAID THERE WOULD BE PRIZES. 56 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,899 PRIZES? 57 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,634 YOU MEAN LIKE A TRIP TO HAWAII? 58 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,637 OR LIKE A DUNE BUGGY? 59 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,505 HEY, IT'S THE PUBLIC LIBRARY! 60 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,506 SKY'S THE LIMIT! 61 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,507 I'M IN. 62 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,008 IN! IN! 63 00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:02,047 [LAUGHTER] 64 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,682 UH-OH, SOLOMON'S HERE. 65 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,750 CHECK, PLEASE. 66 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,317 OH, OH, GOOD. 67 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,853 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO CARYN, 68 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,988 SO IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND HITTING THE BRICKS. 69 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:13,825 DID YOU HAPPEN TO GO 70 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,994 TO THE BLACK STUDENT UNION MEETING LAST NIGHT? 71 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,362 OH, YEAH, I WENT. 72 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,797 DID YOU HAPPEN TO TAKE ANY NOTES OR PHOTOS? 73 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,801 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THOSE MEETINGS ARE TO ME. 74 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:27,205 YEAH. UM, DR. SOLOMON, 75 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,873 YOU'RE NOT BLACK. 76 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,376 WELL, HOW BLACK DO YOU HAVE TO BE? 77 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,812 I MEAN, YOU'RE A MILKY COCOA AT BEST. 78 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,649 THIS ISN'T REALLY ABOUT COLOR. 79 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,384 I SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID AFRICAN-AMERICAN. 80 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,086 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED AT THE MEETING? TELL ME. 81 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,221 YEAH, I'M LEAVING NOW. 82 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,356 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED 83 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,358 ON "THE JEFFERSONS" LAST NIGHT. 84 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,059 WEEZY ALMOST STARTED A FIRE. 85 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,995 OH, OH, AND THEY CHANGED LIONELS. 86 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,164 IF I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, 87 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,800 I'D HAVE EVERY SWIMMING POOL 88 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,735 HAVE A SHALLOW END, A DEEP END, 89 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,571 AND AN UNBELIEVABLY DEEP END. 90 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,739 THAT IS EXCELLENT. YEAH. 91 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,275 OK, IF I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, 92 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:06,144 I'D MAKE EVERY GUY LOOK LIKE DON. 93 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,016 THEN HOW WOULD YOU TELL WHICH ONE WAS DON? 94 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:13,985 THEY WOULDN'T ALL BE NAMED DON, DUMBASS. 95 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,388 I WONDER WHAT I'D LOOK LIKE 96 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,858 IF I LOOKED LIKE DON. 97 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,425 OH. YOU GUYS, HERE COMES DICK. 98 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:22,527 CHECK, PLEASE. 99 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,297 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN THINKING-- 100 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,298 WE SHOULD ALL ATTEND 101 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,800 THE NEXT BLACK STUDENT UNION MEETING. 102 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,168 WHATEVER. OK. 103 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,170 WELL, MAYBE THERE'S, LIKE, 104 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,972 A WHITE ONE WE COULD GO TO. 105 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,441 YOU THINK? WHY NOT? 106 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,809 BARTENDER... 107 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,778 EXCUSE ME, ARE THERE ANY WHITE SUPPORT GROUPS 108 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,113 IN THIS AREA? 109 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,848 YOU MEAN LIKE THOSE WHITE POWER GUYS 110 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,249 WHO MEET OUT IN HENDERSONVILLE? 111 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,018 WHITE POWER. 112 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,888 THAT SOUNDS UPLIFTING. YEAH. 113 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,824 THANK YOU, MY WHITE BROTHER. 114 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:56,360 WE'LL HAVE TWO ORDERS OF BUFFALO WINGS, PLEASE. 115 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,096 YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME. 116 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,732 ALL RIGHT, MAKE THAT ONE ORDER OF WINGS 117 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,533 AND ONE MOZZARELLA STICKS. 118 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,405 ANYWAY, IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 119 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,507 YEAH. WHITE PEOPLE PLAYING WHITE GAMES. 120 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:10,842 HAVING WHITE DISCUSSIONS. 121 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,143 YEAH, WHERE DO WHITE PEOPLE GO 122 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,144 FOR REALLY GOOD PIZZA? 123 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,546 I'D BE INTERESTED TO KNOW. 124 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,548 HEY... 125 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:20,018 YOU THINK BARRY WHITE WILL SING? 126 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,454 WHY WOULDN'T HE? 127 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,555 Man over megaphone: LOOK TO OURSELVES 128 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,022 AND THE FUTURE GENERATION 129 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:27,492 TO SEIZE CONTROL OF OUR NATION'S DESTINY. 130 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,260 [CHEERING] 131 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,329 YOU SAY, WHAT'S INVOLVED? 132 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,030 THIS IS OUR NATION. WE WERE HERE FIRST. 133 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,965 WE AREN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE! [CHEERING] 134 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:40,872 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING BARRY WHITE WASN'T THERE. 135 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:46,578 THOSE GUYS WERE KIND OF CREEPY. 136 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,746 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY BURNED 137 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,847 THAT GIANT LOWERCASE LETTER "T"? 138 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,351 I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF ANY GROUP 139 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,887 THAT HATES THE LOWERCASE LETTER "T." 140 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,889 NO, THEY HATED MORE THAN THAT. 141 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,457 THEY HATED JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY. 142 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:00,959 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GOOD? 143 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,060 IF PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT RACES 144 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,963 COULD LIVE TOGETHER IN PEACE 145 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,031 AND, OH, I DON'T KNOW... 146 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,801 SAY, HARMONY? 147 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,871 HARRY, HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT? 148 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,073 THAT IS SO BRILLIANT. 149 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:19,945 YOU GUYS, THAT'S THE TOPIC FOR OUR POETRY CONTEST! 150 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:20,946 UNCHARTED TERRITORY! 151 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,280 GET A PEN! GET A PEN! 152 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:28,453 OH, HERE COMES DICK. 153 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,255 CHECK, PLEASE. 154 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,423 OH, NINA, GOOD. 155 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,492 I WANTED TO ASK YOU, 156 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,061 DID PEOPLE DRESS UP IN ROBES 157 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,796 AT YOUR BLACK STUDENT UNION MEETING? 158 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:40,798 NO. 159 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,167 AND, UH, WAS THERE A GUY WITH A MICROPHONE 160 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,036 SHOUTING UNATTRACTIVELY? 161 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,204 NO. 162 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,239 OK, GOOD. ONE LAST QUESTION-- 163 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,307 WILL YOU ONLY REST 164 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,809 WHEN THE BLOOD OF WHITE PEOPLE 165 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,343 OVERFLOWS THE RIVERS OF AMERICA 166 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,679 AND RUNS OUT TO SEA? 167 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:57,182 NO, I'LL PROBABLY REST BEFORE THAT. 168 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,717 ANY REASON YOU ASK? 169 00:06:58,719 --> 00:06:59,884 NO, IT'S JUST THAT LAST NIGHT, 170 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,719 I WENT TO THIS RALLY IN HENDERSONVILLE-- 171 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:02,753 YOU WHAT?! 172 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,422 YOU WENT TO A WHITE POWER RALLY? 173 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,824 BECAUSE OF YOU. 174 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,759 WHAT?! WHAT?! 175 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,461 I--I DIDN'T LIKE IT! 176 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,301 OK, SO WHAT RHYMES WITH RACISM? 177 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:20,972 WEIGH STATION! 178 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,874 All: YEAH! 179 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,676 UH, THAT DOESN'T RHYME. 180 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:25,844 YES, IT DOES. 181 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,912 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH WEIGH STATION? 182 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,180 PLAYSTATION. 183 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,582 THAT'S IT! 184 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,649 YEAH, BUT, YOU GUYS, 185 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:34,352 WE ALREADY RHYMED WEIGH STATION WITH RACISM. 186 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,420 THEY DON'T RHYME. 187 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:37,522 PLAYSTATION AND WEIGH STATION RHYME BETTER. 188 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:38,956 YEAH, AND THAT WAY WE CAN AVOID 189 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:43,728 THE WHOLE RACISM THING. 190 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,163 IT'S SUCH A DOWNER. I KNOW. 191 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,230 ISN'T IT THE POINT 192 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,433 THAT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT RACISM? 193 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:52,003 YES. POETRY'S HARD. 194 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,004 WELL, YOU KNOW, 195 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,072 POETRY DOESN'T HAVE TO RHYME. 196 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,475 WHAT? 197 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,944 YEAH, POETRY THAT DOESN'T WIN PRIZES. 198 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,980 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 199 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,148 I MEAN, READ WALT WHITMAN. 200 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,516 HE NEVER RHYMED. 201 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,717 LOOK, EITHER RHYME SOMETHING 202 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,619 WITH PLAYSTATION OR LEAVE. 203 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,421 CLAYMATION? 204 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,890 FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN USE! 205 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:12,891 ALL RIGHT. 206 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:15,793 RACISM IS AS BAD AS CLAYMATION. 207 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,462 THAT IS A... 208 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,866 MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO RHYME. 209 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:22,867 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 210 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,636 BREAKTHROUGH. YEAH. 211 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,874 OK, CLASS, HERE'S YOUR EXAM. 212 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,243 JUST PASS IT AROUND. 213 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:33,211 I ONLY HAVE ONE BECAUSE MY ASSISTANT NINA 214 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:37,048 REFUSES TO MAKE ME COPIES. 215 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,449 DID YOU DO SOMETHING RUDE 216 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:41,353 LIKE ACCUSE HER OF NOT BEING COMPLETELY BLACK? 217 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,388 ALL I DID WAS GO TO A WHITE POWER RALLY, 218 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,090 AND NOW SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 219 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,191 YOU WENT TO A WHITE POWER RALLY? 220 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,261 WELL, I AM WHITE. 221 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:50,395 [GROANS] 222 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,365 THAT IS SUCH A WHITE MALE RATIONALIZATION. 223 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,933 JUST DENY THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF WHITE OPPRESSION 224 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:57,201 AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE 225 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,037 TO SAY THAT YOU WANT EQUALITY. 226 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,172 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. WHITE OPPRESSION. 227 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,642 I'M SURE HISTORY REALLY BACKS THAT ONE UP. 228 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,310 WELL, YEAH. THERE'S, LIKE, SLAVERY. 229 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,345 RACIAL QUOTAS. 230 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,446 JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS. 231 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,447 GLASS CEILINGS. 232 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:10,448 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 233 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,283 I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 234 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,784 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 235 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:16,087 DO YOU EVEN HAVE ONE BLACK FRIEND? 236 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,389 WELL, THERE'S, UH, NINA. 237 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,591 SHE'S YOUR ASSISTANT. 238 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:22,126 WELL, THERE'S YOU, CARYN. 239 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,528 I'M YOUR STUDENT. 240 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:27,699 WELL, THEN, THERE'S...AL ROKER. 241 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,267 HE'S ON TELEVISION! 242 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,369 YOU'RE KIDDING, ROKE'S ON TV? 243 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,104 I GOT TO GIVE HIM A CALL! 244 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,745 [GASPS] 245 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,880 OK, WHAT? 246 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,716 MY STUDENTS ARE RIGHT. 247 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,084 I COLONIZED EVERY CONTINENT. 248 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,721 I ENSLAVED AN ENTIRE PEOPLE, 249 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,122 AND EVEN AFTER I ABOLISHED SLAVERY, 250 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,659 I--I CONTINUED TO MARGINALIZE MINORITIES 251 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,494 WITH ECONOMIC DISINCENTIVES. 252 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,697 DON'T LET THIS EAT YOU UP. 253 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,398 ANGEL FOOD CAKE IS WHITE. 254 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,468 DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE-- BLACK! 255 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,737 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 256 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,271 WHO GETS TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE IN CHESS? 257 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,474 THE WHITE GUYS. 258 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,310 DICK, I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS WHITE GUILT THING, TOO. 259 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,611 WHITE GUILT? 260 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,212 OH, YEAH. 261 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,814 AS A MATTER OF FACT, ONE OF MY ANCESTORS 262 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,549 WAS A PROPONENT OF SLAVERY. 263 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,617 WHO? 264 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,253 WELL, ACTUALLY... 265 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,655 MY MOM. 266 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,058 HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? 267 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,793 SHE'S NOT ME, 268 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,762 AND I'VE LEARNED BY OBSERVING HER BEHAVIOR 269 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,532 THAT WE HAVE THE POWER TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT. 270 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:38,369 WE HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE CHANGES IN SOCIETY. 271 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,870 WE DO? 272 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,940 ABSOLUTELY. 273 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,909 SO STOP FEELING GUILTY AND DO SOMETHING. 274 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:50,448 AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU PICKED 275 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,917 THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN, RIGHT? 276 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,993 SO, MRS. DUBCEK, 277 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,596 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POEM? 278 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:06,831 WELL, THE THING ABOUT THIS CONTEST IS 279 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,201 EVERYBODY IN IT IS UNDER THE AGE OF 10. 280 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,971 THEY'RE ALL KIDS? 281 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,706 WE ARE GONNA KICK ASS. 282 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,507 YES! YEAH! 283 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,810 UH, MISS DUBCEK, THERE'S A MAN DOWNSTAIRS 284 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,045 POUNDING ON YOUR DOOR. 285 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,946 OH, HE WOKE UP. 286 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,381 MAYBE I SHOULD LET HIM OUT. 287 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,585 HEY, DICK. 288 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,153 HEY. 289 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:33,424 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHY WE ALL DECIDED TO BE WHITE? 290 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,359 OH. UM, I WENT WITH WHITE 291 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,393 'CAUSE I THOUGHT I'D BE A LITTLE COOLER 292 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,696 IN THE SUMMER. 293 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,964 WELL, DON'T YOU REMEMBER, DICK? 294 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,065 ALL THE TELEVISION SIGNALS 295 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,900 THAT WE PICKED UP IN OUTER SPACE 296 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,068 WERE FILLED WITH WHITE PEOPLE. 297 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,304 OH, EXCEPT FOR THAT, UH, THAT BLACK NERD 298 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,772 WITH THE HIKED-UP PANTS AND THE OVERSIZED GLASSES. 299 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:49,807 WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 300 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:50,975 BRYANT GUMBEL. RIGHT. 301 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,014 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 302 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,650 WE'VE UNWITTINGLY ALIGNED OURSELVES 303 00:11:58,652 --> 00:11:59,817 WITH THE MOST DESPICABLE FORCE 304 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,519 IN WESTERN CIVILIZATION. 305 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,987 BUMMER. 306 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:03,988 YEAH, BUT, DICK, 307 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,523 WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 308 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,192 WE CAN'T CHANGE SOCIETY. 309 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,193 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 310 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,528 MARY SAYS WE CAN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 311 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,796 I'M GONNA DO IT. 312 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,198 WELL, HOW? 313 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,201 I'M GONNA REVITALIZE AMERICA'S URBAN EDUCATION SYSTEM. 314 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,968 I'M GONNA CREATE ENTERPRISE ZONES 315 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,937 TO DRAW IN INVESTORS. 316 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:23,641 I'M GONNA SET UP A $1 BILLION MINORITY SCHOLARSHIP FUND, 317 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,876 AND I'D LIKE US, AS A FAMILY, 318 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:29,981 TO KICK IT WITH SEAN "PUFFY" COMBS MORE OFTEN. 319 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,217 NO, DICK, I MEANT IT'S AGAINST THE RULES 320 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,820 OF OUR MISSION TO CHANGE SOCIETY. 321 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,389 OH, DAMN, YOU'RE RIGHT. 322 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,892 I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON NINA. 323 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:48,298 OH, NINA, GOOD. I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 324 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,433 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 325 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,002 WHAT IS IT, DR. SOLOMON? 326 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,670 NO, NO. I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 327 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,540 IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION, NINA, DEAR, 328 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,074 THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED 329 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,643 IN A SERVILE ROLE. 330 00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,644 THIS JOB HAS PUT YOU 331 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,979 ON THE FAST TRACK TO NOWHERE, 332 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,449 BUT ALL THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. 333 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,984 I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU. 334 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,353 WHAT? 335 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,022 NINA... 336 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,690 YOU'RE FIRED. 337 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,058 WHAT?! 338 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,160 FLY! FLY LIKE A BIRD! 339 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,095 OH, YOU HAVE FINALLY LOST IT! 340 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,496 HARSH MEDICINE, I KNOW, 341 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,532 BUT IT'S WHAT YOU NEED. 342 00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,000 THIS JOB IS WHAT I NEED. 343 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,367 THIS JOB PAYS FOR MY HEALTH INSURANCE, 344 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,803 AND I GET TO TAKE FREE CLASSES. 345 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,037 NINA, SWEETHEART, TRUST ME. 346 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,906 I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 347 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,507 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME. 348 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,841 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 349 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,011 YOU THINK I'M SOME LITTLE HELPLESS BLACK GIRL 350 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,345 WHO CAN'T MAKE IT IN THE WORLD 351 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,781 WITHOUT THE HELP OF SOME ENLIGHTENED WHITE GUY 352 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,149 SHOWING HER THE WAY. 353 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,052 AND YOU SAY I DON'T KNOW YOU. 354 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:45,489 DR. SOLOMON, WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, 355 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,625 I DON'T SEE COLOR. 356 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,995 I SEE A JACKASS. GOOD NIGHT. 357 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:59,837 "IT TAKES ME EVERYWHERE, TO PLACES THAT I LIKE. 358 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:05,109 AND THAT IS WHY, MY FRIENDS, WHY I LOVE MY BIKE." 359 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,110 THANK YOU. 360 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,646 [APPLAUSE] 361 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,388 NOT GOOD. NOT A GOOD POEM. 362 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,156 NOPE. APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T WANT 363 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,591 TO CHANGE THE WORLD. 364 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,794 YEAH. SHE'S JUST COASTING 365 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:23,795 ON HER LOOKS. 366 00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,129 YUP. 367 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,196 HEY, UH, MRS. GOLTRA, 368 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,398 ARE WE UP NEXT? 369 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,267 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE TOO OLD 370 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,236 FOR THIS POETRY CONTEST? 371 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:36,241 OLD? MAYBE YOUR IDEAS ARE TOO OLD. 372 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,009 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST AFRAID OF WHAT WE MIGHT SAY. 373 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,279 YEAH. MAYBE AGEISM 374 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,314 HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF YOU, MRS. GOLTRA. 375 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,217 WE'RE NOT LEAVING. 376 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,460 FINE. FINE. JUST READ YOUR POEM 377 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,062 AND DON'T BREAK ANYTHING ELSE. 378 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,730 OH, MY GOD. OK. SHH. 379 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,441 "IF WE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD." 380 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,014 RACISM. 381 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,682 IT'S HERE. 382 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,419 RACISM. STOP RACISM. 383 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,122 STOP RACISM. STOP. 384 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,389 RACISM. 385 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,424 STOP! WHAT? 386 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,691 WELL, YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FOOT. 387 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,327 ALL RIGHT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 388 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,199 NEVER AGAIN SHOULD A CHEROKEE MAN 389 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,601 BOARD A COMMERCIAL JET LINER 390 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,938 AND BE AFRAID THAT THE COWBOY PILOT 391 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,440 WILL TAKE HIM AND THE REST OF THE PASSENGERS OUT. 392 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,612 RACISM. 393 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,614 WE DREAM OF A WORLD 394 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,849 WHERE EVERY PHOTO IS IN COLOR, 395 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,818 AND BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOGRAPHY 396 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,953 IS A HILARIOUS JOKE, 397 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,022 AKIN TO SOMEONE SAYING, 398 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:03,494 "HEY, YOUR HORSE AND BUGGY IS HERE." 399 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,496 WEIGH STATION. 400 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,639 IN THIS WORLD, 401 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,043 AMERICA WILL DO THE LAUNDRY OF THE CHINESE. 402 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:22,913 All: AND WE WILL MIX THE WHITES AND COLORS. 403 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,117 ONE LOAD, ONE WORLD! 404 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,492 [PIANO PLAYING] 405 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,460 ♪ CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT ♪ 406 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,694 ♪ CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT ♪ 407 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,498 ♪ AND YOU WONDER WHY ♪ 408 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:45,970 ♪ MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ♪ 409 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,705 ♪ CRY ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ 410 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,506 ♪ CRY ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ 411 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,142 ♪ SOMETHING'S GONE WRONG ♪ 412 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,310 ♪ SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG ♪ 413 00:16:52,312 --> 00:17:01,919 ♪ MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ♪ 414 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,954 LET THE CHURCH SAY AMEN. 415 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:04,955 All: AMEN. 416 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,691 Dick: AMEN! 417 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,229 IF I COULD HAVE YOUR SWEET ATTENTION, 418 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,063 HERE AT THE PIANO. 419 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,398 [PLAYING] 420 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,168 DR. SOLOMON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 421 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,303 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT NEEDS 422 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,405 TO BE SAID HERE, NINA. 423 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,041 [GOSPEL FLOURISH] 424 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,643 SOMETIMES A MAN, 425 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,212 HE THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. 426 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,882 BUT THAT MAN, HE KNOWS NOTHING. 427 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,554 HE'S SO LOST. 428 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,189 NEVER LOOKS AT LIFE 429 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,991 FROM ANY ANGLE BUT HIS OWN. 430 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,997 BUT THEN ONE DAY, HE SEES THE LIGHT. 431 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,966 HE READS THE BOOKS. 432 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:53,371 LEARNS BLACK CULTURE LIKE A PRO. 433 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,840 DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALCOLM X AND MR. T? 434 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,441 YOU JUST ASK HIM. 435 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,578 BUT I PITY THE FOOL. 436 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:05,515 THIS FOOL, HE THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. 437 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,452 BUT STILL, STILL, HE KNOWS NOTHING. 438 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,786 YOU KNOW WHY? 439 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,756 ♪ WHY? ♪ 440 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,160 HE PICKED THE WHITE BODY. 441 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,530 ♪ FOOL CHOSE THE WHITE BODY ♪ 442 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,035 HE DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A WHOLE RAINBOW 443 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,036 TO PICK FROM. 444 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,570 NOBODY TOLD HIM. 445 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,173 ♪ NOBODY TOLD HIM ♪ 446 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,276 BUT I, DICK SOLOMON, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME, 447 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,179 TELL ME THAT I CAN BE A GOOD MAN. 448 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:38,282 TELL ME I CAN BE GOOD... 449 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,217 IN SPITE OF MY COLOR. 450 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,322 ♪ DICK SOLOMON, YOU CAN BE GOOD ♪ 451 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,091 ♪ DICK SOLOMON, YOU CAN BE GOOD ♪ 452 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,161 NINA CAMPBELL... 453 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,762 WHAT DO YOU WANT?! 454 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,631 TELL ME I CAN BE GOOD. 455 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,099 TELL ME, NINA! 456 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,801 TELL ME I CAN BE GOOD. 457 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,470 I SUPPOSE. 458 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,071 NINA, TELL ME. 459 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,040 TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 460 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,108 I'M YOUR FRIEND. 461 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:09,279 YEAH, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. 462 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,847 TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 463 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,250 ♪ DICK SOLOMON, YOU CAN BE GOOD ♪ 464 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,251 COME ON, TELL ME. 465 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,620 ♪ DICK SOLOMON, YOU CAN BE GOOD ♪ 466 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,855 TELL ME I'M YOUR SAVIOR! 467 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,163 GOOD NIGHT, REVEREND. 468 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,132 OK, THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 469 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,502 NINA! NINA! 470 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,974 SO HOW'D YOU GUYS DO ON THE POETRY CONTEST? 471 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,108 EH, PRETTY GOOD. 472 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,476 IT WAS A LITTLE TOUCH-AND-GO THERE 473 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,477 FOR A WHILE. 474 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,713 WE HAD TO WRESTLE THE TROPHY AWAY 475 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,216 FROM THAT LITTLE BLONDE "WINNER." 476 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,252 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 477 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,621 AS LONG AS WE'VE BEEN HERE, WE'VE BELIEVED THAT, 478 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,257 AS ALIENS, WE WERE SUPERIOR. 479 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:57,328 BUT WHAT I REALIZED IS... NOBODY'S SUPERIOR. 480 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,630 WE'RE ALL JUST DIFFERENT, THAT'S ALL. 481 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,631 YEAH, DICK, 482 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,733 LIKE WE'RE NO BETTER THAN HUMANS? 483 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,867 YEAH! 484 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,868 HEY, YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THIS-- 485 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,136 I'M HUMAN. 486 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,071 [LOWERS VOICE] CAN I GET CHEESE ON THAT? 487 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:19,283 ♪ I WAS SO BLIND ♪ 488 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:26,023 ♪ I WAS SO LOST ♪ 489 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:29,693 ♪ UNTIL YOU SPOKE TO ME ♪ 490 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,563 ♪ OOOH ♪ 491 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,131 1, 2, 3, 4-- 492 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,767 ♪ CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT ♪ 493 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,303 ♪ AND YOU WONDER WHY ♪ 494 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:45,309 ♪ MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ♪ 495 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,145 ♪ CRY ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ 496 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,681 ♪ SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG ♪ 497 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,918 ♪ MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ♪ 498 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,687 ONE MORE TIME! 499 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,557 ♪ CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT ♪ 500 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,959 ♪ AND YOU WONDER WHY ♪ 501 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,362 ♪ MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ♪ 35504

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