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1, 2, 3,
4, 5, 6.
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AHHH, ISN'T THIS GREAT?
LOOK AT US.
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AN EARTH FAMILY
SITTING AROUND TOGETHER
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ON A BEAUTIFUL
AUTUMN EVENING,
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PLAYING A NICE,
FRIENDLY GAME.
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YEAH, A GAME CALLED
"SEX OR CONSEQUENCES."
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"THE NAUGHTY, BAWDY
ADULT PARTY GAME
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WHERE EVERYBODY
WANTS TO BE ON TOP!"
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WHOOPEE.
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OH, COME ON, SALLY.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
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LOOK HOW FAR YOU ARE
FROM "THE EROGENOUS ZONE."
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FINE.
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OK. "LOVER
OR LOSER."
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THAT SHOULD
BE FUN.
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"WITH WHAT CELEBRITY
WOULD YOU BE TEMPTED
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TO CHEAT ON YOUR MATE?"
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JON VOIGHT!
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MAN, LET HER ANSWER.
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SAY "JON VOIGHT."
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I DON'T HAVE A MATE
TO CHEAT ON, OK?
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UH-UH. THAT SENDS YOU
RIGHT BACK
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TO "CHASTITY CORNER."
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I'M DONE.
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TOMMY, WILL YOU
PLEASE MOVE
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HER LITTLE METAL BUTTOCKS
BACK 5 SPACES?
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
SALLY IS THE TONGUE.
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I AM THE BUTTOCKS.
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YOU THINK SHE'S OK?
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SALLY? SURE.
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SHE JUST GETS
THIS WAY SOMETIMES
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SINCE HER PAINFUL
BREAKUP WITH DON.
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HA! WHICH ONE?
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WELL, I HEAR THAT.
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TOMMY, YOUR SPIN.
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1, 2, 3...
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"SWAP PARTNERS
AND SMOOCH"?
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OOH. SEXY!
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HEY! NO, NO, NO!
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DICK, WHY DON'T YOU GO
PLAY THIS WITH DR. ALBRIGHT?
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OK?
OH, FINE.
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BUT THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I BRING HOME
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A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
BOARD GAME
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FOR THIS FAMILY!
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I HATE THAT GAME.
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YOU WANT TO PLAY
STRIP PARCHEESI?
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YOU'RE ON!
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OH, GOOD MORNING,
DICK.
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STRUDWICK.
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[SLURPS]
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MUST YOU SLURP?
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SORRY. IT'S A RICH,
DELICIOUS CAPPUCCINO.
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I JUST MADE IT.
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SO YOU HAVE
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
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IT'S A GIFT
FROM THE CHANCELLOR
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JUST TO ACKNOWLEDGE
THE SUCCESS OF MY BOOK.
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YES. YOUR LITTLE
PAMPHLET ON PHYSICS.
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IT'S GOING INTO
ITS THIRD PRINTING.
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YEP. IT'S QUITE A MACHINE.
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IT'S GOT AN AUTO-FROTHER.
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OH, WELL, I PREFER
TO FROTH MANUALLY.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE
YOU A LITTLE CAPPY, DICK?
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OH, NO, THANK YOU,
STRUDWICK.
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I FIND THAT
EXCESSIVE CAFFEINE
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TENDS TO MAKE ONE
LOOK PUFFY.
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LIKE A JERK.
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OK.
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WE GOT ONE
PASTRAMI LASORDA...
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MM-MMM.
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AND ONE
MOZZARELLA FITZGERALD.
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I DON'T GET THE NAMES
OF THESE SANDWICHES.
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TOMMY, HERE'S
YOUR HAMMY CONNICK JR.
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WELL, THAT ONE'S OBVIOUS.
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LOOK, IT'S PILED HIGH
WITH HAM AND CONNICK.
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YEAH.
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[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE
SHUTS OFF]
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DON!
NICE MOTORCYCLE, MAN!
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SHINY!
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SALLY.
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BEEN A WHILE.
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THAT IS THE MOST
INCREDIBLE MACHINE
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I'VE EVER SEEN.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT
RUTHERFORD P.D.'s
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ONE AND ONLY HOG.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
5 YEARS TO GET MY--
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GET BACK ON IT.
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EXCUSE ME?
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GET BACK ON IT.
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OH, YEAH.
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CAN I BUY YOU A WRAP?
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OK.
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UHH...
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UHH...
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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EVERY HOT MAMA
IN THIS PLACE
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WAS CHECKING HIM OUT.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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MUST BE THE MACHINE.
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HOT MAMAS
LOVE THE MACHINE.
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WHY?
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WHY DO
THE HOT MAMAS CARE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING,
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ME LITTLE BUDDY,
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I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
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HEY!
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[SLURRING]
4, 5, 6.
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STRAIGHT TO
MARTINI ISLAND!
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ALL RIGHT!
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO SHAKE IT?
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OH, PLEASE.
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MMMMM...
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MMM!
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HA HA.
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THIS BEATS THE SCRAP
OUT OF CRABBLE.
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AHH,
"NAUGHTY OR NICE."
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"WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING
YOU'VE EVER DONE IN BED?"
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WELL...
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THERE WAS
THE TIME I STAGED
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A READING
OF "OTHELLO,"
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AND THE ROLE
OF DESDEMONA
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WAS PLAYED
BY A DOWN COMFORTER.
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I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
ANY SPACES FOR THAT.
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"TRUTH OR DARE."
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"WHO WAS
YOUR LAST FLING?"
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OH...
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THAT WOULD
HAVE TO BE...
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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VINCENT STRUDWICK.
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HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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STRUDWICK!
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NO!
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YES!
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I'M BACK ON MARTINI ISLAND!
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YOU CAN SET ME UP.
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YOU CAN KISS
MY TINY PEWTER ASS!
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OH, I CAN'T GET
HIS FACE OUT OF MY MIND!
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STRUDWICK'S?
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NO, NINA.
LITTLE DAVEY TENNANT,
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THE BOY DOWN THE BLOCK.
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YOU SEE, EVER SINCE
HE WAS 3 YEARS OLD,
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DAVEY'S WANTED
MORE THAN ANYTHING
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TO SEE A REAL PROFESSIONAL
BASEBALL GAME.
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HE WISHED
THE BIGGEST WISH
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HIS LITTLE HEART
COULD MUSTER.
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BUT HIS DAD WAS LAID OFF
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AND COULDN'T AFFORD
THE TICKETS.
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WELL...
ONE DAY LAST WEEK,
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LITTLE DAVEY
WAS OUTSIDE
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PLAYING BALL
LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES,
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AND WHO SHOULD
WALK UP THE BLOCK,
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TALL AS A BUILDING,
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BUT HOME RUN KING
MARK McGWIRE.
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TO SEE LITTLE DAVEY'S
EYES LIGHT UP
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AS McGWIRE HANDED HIM
4 SEATS ON THE FIRST BASE LINE,
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WELL, IT'S SOMETHING
THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.
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YES, STRUDWICK'S FACE!
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STOP ASKING
SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS!
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LOOK, YOU KNEW
ABOUT HER PAST.
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YEAH, BUT UNTIL LAST NIGHT,
HER PAST WAS--WAS FACELESS!
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NOW IT'S GOT A FACE.
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THE FUZZY, SMIRKING FACE
OF VINCENT W. STRUDWICK.
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I AM SO HUNG OVER.
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OHH.
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WELL, MARY, THAT'S JUST
NATURE'S WAY OF TELLING YOU
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WHAT A TRAMP YOU ARE.
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WHAT?
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MARY, DID YOU FILL OUT
YOUR FORM 8-As
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FOR YOUR
GRADUATE-LEVEL COURSES?
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I DIDN'T THINK
WE NEEDED THOSE
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UNTIL NEXT SEMESTER.
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Strudwick:
THE BURSAR'S OFFICE SAYS
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WE NEED THEM
BEFORE MIDTERMS.
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OH, I'D BETTER
GET ON THAT.
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DO YOU HAVE
ANY BLANK ONES?
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FRESH OUT,
BUT THEY'VE GOT THEM
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AT THE ADMINISTRATION
BUILDING.
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OH, I'LL CALL HELEN.
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OH, WHY DON'T YOU TWO
JUST GET A ROOM?!
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I'LL BRING
SOME BY LATER.
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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OH, MY PROBLEM?
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SO IT'S MY PROBLEM
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THAT YOU HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH STRUDWICK.
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NINA, HOW COULD
YOU TELL HIM?!
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YOU TOLD HIM.
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OH, I TOLD--
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OH, I TOLD HIM.
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OH, DICK, YOU'VE
GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
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VINCENT AND DOTTIE
WERE SEPARATED.
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IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.
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I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW YOU THEN.
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IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY!
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OH, ANCIENT HISTORY?
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ANCIENT HISTORY
IS DEAD PEOPLE--
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PYRAMIDS, GLADIATORS
SMITING LIONS,
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A BOTTLE OF MILK
FOR A NICKEL.
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THIS IS NOT
ANCIENT HISTORY!
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OH, MY GOD.
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I CAN STILL
SMELL HIM ON YOU!
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HEY, I READ THIS
CRAZY STATISTIC
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IN THE PAPER
THIS MORNING.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT
70% OF PEOPLE OUR AGE
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ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE?
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AND 40%
HAVE INHALED SOLVENTS.
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REALLY. SO, UH...
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WHICH CROWD DO YOU
WANT TO HANG WITH?
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ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT WE HAVE SEX?
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WELL, YOU--
OR INHALE SOLVENTS.
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S REALLY UP TO YOU.
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
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WELL, THE GUYS
AT THE DEALERSHIP
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WOULDN'T SELL ME
A HARLEY.
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THEY SAID I DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.
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BUMMER. DID THEY HAVE
SOMETHING CHEAPER?
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WELL, THEY HAD A YAMAHA,
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BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH
MONEY FOR THAT, EITHER.
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HOW MUCH MONEY
DO YOU HAVE?
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I HAVE NO MONEY.
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YOU DIDN'T PLAN THIS OUT
VERY WELL, DID YOU?
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NO, SIR, I DID NOT.
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HELLO.
SOMETHING WRONG?
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YES, SOMETHING'S WRONG,
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THANKS TO THAT MINCING
CRETIN VINCENT STRUDWICK!
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HEY, THAT'S MY DAD
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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OH, I AM SO SORRY, HONEY.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE
SO I CAN TRASH YOUR FATHER?
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BUT WE--
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GET OUT!
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DICK!
TOMMY...
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO BREAK THIS TO YOU.
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OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS IT?
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TRY TO STAY CALM.
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HERE IT COMES.
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7 YEARS AGO,
MY BELOVED MARY
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HAD A TORRID AFFAIR
WITH VINCENT STRUDWICK.
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OH, GOD. I THOUGHT
IT WAS GOING TO BE
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SOMETHING I CARED ABOUT.
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HEY, DICK.
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HARRY?
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THERE'S NO GOOD WAY
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TO HEAR SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.
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YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SIT DOWN.
244
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,594
ALBRIGHT
DORKED STRUDWICK.
245
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,333
I ALMOST SAT DOWN
FOR THAT?
246
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,773
THE UNIVERSE
IS OUT OF BALANCE.
247
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,174
NOTHING MAKES SENSE
ANYMORE.
248
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,877
STRUDWICK GETS
EVERYTHING I DESERVE.
249
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,346
IF IT'S NOT
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE,
250
00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:15,547
IT'S A BOOK DEAL.
251
00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:17,148
IF IT'S NOT A BOOK DEAL,
IT'S MARY.
252
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,683
IF IT'S NOT MARY, IT'S...
253
00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,618
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
254
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,887
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
EVEN THE SCORE.
255
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,857
YES. YES!
256
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,893
I COULD SLEEP
WITH STRUDWICK'S WIFE!
257
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:29,928
WELL, I WAS THINKING
258
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,263
YOU COULD GET
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
259
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,265
WAIT. DICK, YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING
260
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,934
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S
MOTHER?
261
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,302
UH-HUH.
262
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,338
DON'T YOU SEE?
ALISSA LOOKS UP TO HER MOM.
263
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,806
IF YOU DO THAT,
264
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,908
IT'LL UNDERMINE
ALL OF HER MORALITY,
265
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,810
ALL OF THE VALUES
THAT SHE SPENT YEARS
266
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,712
TRYING TO INSTILL
IN ALISSA.
267
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,915
THAT IS SO PERFECT!
268
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:56,520
PAVE THE WAY FOR
THE LITTLE GUY, CALIGULA!
269
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:57,655
HEY, HEY!
270
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,656
WHAT?
271
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,958
WE COULD TAKE THEM
OUT TOGETHER!
272
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,092
WHAT COULD BE COOLER
273
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,094
THAN DOUBLE-DATING
WITH YOUR DAD?!
274
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,229
YES!
275
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,964
YEAH!
276
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,439
HOW FAST
WILL THIS BABY GO?
277
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,706
YOU WANT TO
GO FASTER, BABY?
278
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,309
OH, YEAH!
LET'S GO FASTER, BABY!
279
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,144
YOU GOT IT, BABY!
280
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,345
AAAH!
281
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,782
REDLINE IT, BABY!
REDLINE THIS HOG!
282
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,617
THIS IS A HOSPITAL
ZONE, BABY.
283
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,986
DO IT, BABY!
DO IT!
284
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,521
POP A WHEELIE!
285
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,158
YEAH!
AAAAH!
286
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,061
Sally: THAT'S IT, BABY.
TASTE THE ASPHALT!
287
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,097
[DOORBELL RINGS]
288
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:42,901
HELLO, ALISSA.
289
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,669
TOMMY FORGOT
HIS AIR FRESHENER.
290
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,736
WHAT?
291
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,338
HE WAS SUPPOSED
TO FORGET HIS BOOK BAG,
292
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,308
BUT HE
FORGOT TO FORGET IT.
293
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,377
OH, THANK YOU,
DICK.
294
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,444
OK. BYE.
295
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,979
OH, UH...
AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
296
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,413
IS YOUR FATHER
AT HOME?
297
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,414
NO.
298
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,716
IS YOUR MOTHER
AT HOME?
299
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,351
YEAH, BUT SHE'S
IN THE SHOWER.
300
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,986
OH. IN THE SHOWER.
301
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,022
THEN MY WORK
IS HALF DONE.
302
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,706
AAH! OHHH!
303
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,974
HI, DOTTIE.
304
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,542
D-DR. SOLOMON?
305
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:26,644
OH, CALL ME DICK.
306
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,512
PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
307
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,548
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
308
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,616
LET ME EXPLAIN.
309
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,451
YOU SEE, 7 YEARS AGO,
310
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,352
YOUR HUSBAND SLEPT
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
311
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,354
MARY ALBRIGHT?
312
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,689
VINCENT?
SLEPT WITH MARY?
313
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,991
YEAH, I KNOW.
IT'S AN OUTRAGE.
314
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,227
BUT LET'S
ADDRESS THE SITUATION
315
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,728
LIKE RATIONAL ADULTS.
316
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,963
FOR THE SAKE OF BOTH
OUR RELATIONSHIPS,
317
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,566
YOU AND I NEED TO SLEEP
TOGETHER. AGREED?
318
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,634
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
319
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,468
WELL, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
320
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,304
FORTUNATELY, WE'RE
BOTH VERY ATTRACTIVE,
321
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,574
SO IT NEEDN'T BE
AN UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE.
322
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,477
OH, I AM GOING
TO GET HIM!
323
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,478
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
324
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,479
WHAT SAY
WE CLIMB BACK
325
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,215
INTO THAT SHOWER
AND GET IT ON, HUH?
326
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,416
HEY, MOM?
327
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,650
OH, MY GOD!
328
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,851
UH, ALISSA,
PLEASE.
329
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,621
YOUR MOTHER AND I
NEED TO MAKE LOVE.
330
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,391
SO, UH...
331
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,863
SHALL WE LEAVE
THESE ADULTS ALONE
332
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,732
AND ADJOURN
TO THE JACUZZI?
333
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,668
OHHH! OHHHH!
334
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,969
OHH.
335
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,740
WHAT JUST
WENT WRONG HERE?
336
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:32,309
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW.
337
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,120
DOING OK
IN THERE, DONNY?
338
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,522
MMMM.
339
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,491
BOY, HE DON'T LOOK
SO GOOD, DO HE?
340
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,526
DOWN
AT THE PRECINCT,
341
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,529
THEY'RE CALLING HIM
THE HUMAN SCAB.
342
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,398
OK, HOW'S
MY PATIENT DOING?
343
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,768
WHAT? YOU MEAN
THE SKINLESS WONDER?
344
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,438
I'M REFERRING TO DON.
345
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,273
OR AS WE'RE
CALLING HIM HERE...
346
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,743
DON TARTARE.
347
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,512
OL' GRAVELBACK!
348
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,949
HOW ABOUT THE AMAZING
COLOSSAL SCAB?
349
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,151
I ALREADY HAD
THE HUMAN SCAB.
350
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,752
YEAH, THAT
WAS GOOD, TOO.
351
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,487
MINE'S JUST A BIT
MORE...CLEVER.
352
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,290
Sally: OH, DON!
353
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,459
DON! LOOK AT YOU!
354
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,228
[GROANS]
355
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,563
THAT IS DON, RIGHT?
356
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,564
YEAH.
357
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,399
OH, DON!
358
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,801
HOW IS IT
HE LOOKS LIKE THAT,
359
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,902
AND YOU LOOK
LIKE THAT?
360
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:35,707
WELL, YOU SEE, WE WERE
GOING INTO THE SKID,
361
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,408
AND, UH, I...
362
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:41,412
I JUST USED DONNY'S
BODY AS A SLED.
363
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,547
[GROANS]
364
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,848
OH, GOD.
HE WAS SO HEROIC.
365
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,350
NOW LOOK AT YOU.
366
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:51,589
ALL PRONE,
HELPLESS...
367
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,690
TIED UP.
368
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,560
SEE,
IT NEVER FAILS.
369
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,929
BABES LOVE GUYS
ON MACHINES.
370
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:58,929
WELL, THAT'S GOOD
FOR DON,
371
00:14:58,931 --> 00:14:59,998
'CAUSE HE'S GONNA
BE HOOKED UP
372
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,133
TO THAT MECHANICAL BLADDER
FOR QUITE A WHILE.
373
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,602
I THINK IT'S SEXY.
374
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,276
HAVE YOU GOTTEN
DOTTIE STRUDWICK
375
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,277
ON THE PHONE?
376
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,412
SHE KEEPS HANGING UP.
377
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,081
PLEASE CLEAN UP
YOUR PHONE MANNERS, NINA.
378
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,349
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
WITH THIS WOMAN.
379
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,318
YOU'RE HAVING ME CALL
380
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,154
SO YOU CAN SLEEP
WITH HER?
381
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,588
OH, NINA.
382
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,223
YOU'RE RIGHT--THAT
IS SO IMPERSONAL.
383
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,825
I'LL BRING HER
FLOWERS AND CANDY.
384
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,826
NO, NO!
385
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,827
JUST FLOWERS.
386
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,462
I DON'T WANT HER FAT.
387
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,731
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
388
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,099
OH, I'M OFF
TO THE FLORIST,
389
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,467
THEN SEX WITH
DOTTIE STRUDWICK,
390
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,068
THEN, HEY,
WHAT SAY I SWING BY
391
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,503
AND PICK YOU UP FOR
A CELEBRATORY DINNER
392
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:40,538
AT MARIO'S, HUH?
393
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,973
LOVELY.
394
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,175
I DON'T KNOW
HOW THE HELL HE THINKS
395
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,943
HE'S GONNA GET
A RESERVATION AT MARIO'S--
396
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,648
NINA, WHAT DID
HE JUST SAY?
397
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,150
HE'S GOING
TO THE FLORIST.
398
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,284
NO, NO, NO, NO.
AFTER THAT,
399
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,718
BUT BEFORE MARIO'S?
400
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,521
STRUDWICK'S.
401
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,088
OH, MY GOD!
402
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,661
DOTTIE.
403
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,130
DOTTIE?
404
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,464
ARE YOU HOME?
405
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,033
THE DOOR WAS OPEN!
406
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,301
Dick: DOTTIE?
407
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,302
ARE YOU HOME?
408
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,570
THE DOOR
WAS OPEN!
409
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,007
MARY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
410
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,041
I CAME HERE TO STOP YOU
411
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,177
FROM DOING SOMETHING
COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL.
412
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,911
MARY, PLEASE.
IT'S PERFECTLY RATIONAL.
413
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,946
I'M EVENING THE SCORE
WITH STRUDWICK.
414
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,349
IT DOESN'T EVEN
INVOLVE YOU.
415
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,916
WHAT?!
416
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,785
OH, GOD. NOW I'VE GOT
TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO DOTTIE.
417
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,787
OH, NO, DON'T.
I WANT TO KEEP HER MAD.
418
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,789
ANGER BREEDS REVENGE.
419
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,358
Strudwick:
DOTTIE? DOTTIE?
420
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,993
HONEY, THE FRONT DOOR
WAS WIDE OPEN--
421
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,995
DICK. MARY.
422
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:38,997
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
423
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,465
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, STRUDWICK?
424
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,200
THIS IS
MY MASTER SUITE.
425
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,200
WHY THE HELL
ARE YOU HERE?
426
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,201
I'M TRYING
TO STOP MARY
427
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,769
FROM TALKING
TO YOUR WIFE!
428
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:46,770
ABOUT WHAT?
429
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,005
OH, LIKE YOU
DON'T KNOW.
430
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,573
OH, MY GOD.
431
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,342
NO, NO.
SHE'S GOT TO UNDERSTAND
432
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,078
THAT WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN US WAS A MISTAKE.
433
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,046
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS
A TRIAL SEPARATION.
434
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,348
MARY, WHAT ARE
YOU THINKING?
435
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,216
WHAT IS GOING ON
OUT HERE?
436
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,217
HI, PUMPKIN.
437
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,218
PUMPKIN?!
438
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,453
WHO ARE YOU
CALLING PUMPKIN?
439
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,957
SHOULD I TURN OFF
THE JETS, DOTTIE?
440
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,659
DOTTIE, WHAT IS OUR
POOL GUY DOING HERE?
441
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,394
OH, MY GOD!
442
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,629
YOU HAVE A POOL?!
443
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,468
IT'S ALL OUT
IN THE OPEN, VINCENT.
444
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,604
YOU AND YOUR DIRTY
LITTLE SECRET.
445
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,605
WE WERE SEPARATED.
446
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,339
IT WAS
A TRIAL SEPARATION!
447
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,975
I DID NOT KNOW THAT
AT THE TIME.
448
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:25,976
OH!
449
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,112
OH, FOR GOD'S
SAKE, DOTTIE...
450
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,282
I'LL GET DRESSED.
451
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:35,953
WHAT A RIPOFF.
452
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,954
LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE.
453
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:37,955
OH, ME?
454
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,457
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO HAD THE FLING
455
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,758
WITH A MARRIED STRUDWICK
456
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,927
AND THEN GOT DRUNK
AND BLABBED ALL ABOUT IT.
457
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,197
OK...
458
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,398
DICK, YOU'VE
GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
459
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,667
I HAD A LIFE
BEFORE I MET YOU.
460
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,070
BUT I DIDN'T.
461
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,173
I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE
ON EARTH STARTED
462
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,375
WHEN I MET YOU.
463
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,577
YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT'S
BEEN MINE AND MINE ALONE.
464
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,180
IN THE "MARY" COLUMN,
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN DICK, ONE,
465
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,216
STRUDWICK, ZERO.
466
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,817
AND NOW IT'S A TIE.
467
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,723
WELL, IF IT WOULD
MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
468
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,191
YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLATE
A HELL OF A LOT MORE TIMES
469
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,260
THAN HE HAS.
470
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,729
OH, MARY.
471
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,730
OH, DICK.
472
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,868
NOW LET'S
GO TO MARIO'S.
473
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,072
DICK?
474
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,073
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
475
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,241
I'M GONNA GO PEE
IN HIS POOL.
476
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,609
DICK!
477
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,573
DON.
OHHH!
478
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,074
SALLY.
479
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,242
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
480
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,944
I HAD TO COME.
481
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,413
WE'VE BEEN APART
TOO LONG.
482
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,148
I MUST BE WITH YOU.
483
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,617
I DON'T HAVE
ANY SKIN.
484
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,453
OW!
485
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,888
I CAN'T RESIST YOU
ANY LONGER.
486
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,889
OHHH!
487
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,524
SHH!
488
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,860
I'LL BE GENTLE.
489
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,096
AAAAH! OOOH!
490
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,666
OHHH! OH.
AH.
491
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,440
SO, TOMMY, HOW DID
ALISSA TAKE ALL THIS?
492
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,744
WELL, SHE KICKED ME
VERY HARD
493
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,613
IN THE, UH,
SWIMSUIT AREA.
494
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,814
OOOH.
OOOH.
495
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,016
BUT THAT COUNTS AS
SECOND BASE ACTION, RIGHT?
496
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,318
WELL, IN MY BOOK
IT DOES.
497
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,819
YOU KNOW, THESE
TERRY-GO-ROUNDS
498
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:49,886
ARE REALLY
COMFORTABLE.
499
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:50,955
YEAH, THEY
REALLY ARE.
500
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,624
IT'S THE TOWEL
THAT WEARS LIKE A PANTS.
501
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,925
HMMM.
HMMM.
502
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,994
HEY, DICK, YOU
FEELING ANY BETTER?
503
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,129
OHH, A LITTLE.
504
00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:00,063
BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S
STILL AN EMPTY SPACE
505
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,532
ON MY SCORECARD.
506
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,733
EVERYONE ELSE
IN THE GAME...
507
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,235
EVERYONE BUT ME...
508
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,937
HAS GOTTEN
SOME FORBIDDEN NOOKIE.
509
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,939
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
510
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:08,940
HON, I THINK
IT'S TIME
511
00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:09,974
TO LET IT GO.
512
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,242
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
513
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,377
THE PAST
IS PAST.
514
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,745
TIME ONLY MOVES
IN ONE DIRECTION
515
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,747
ON THIS PLANET.
516
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,382
I JUST HAVE
TO MOVE ON.
517
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,321
OH, WHO AM I
KIDDING?
518
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,657
I CAN'T
LET IT GO!
519
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,596
[DOORBELL RINGS]
520
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,235
HELLO.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
521
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,703
BUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S
EX-LOVER'S WIFE
522
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,004
SLEPT
WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
523
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,740
EXCUSE ME?
524
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,074
OK, THAT'S NOT
IMPORTANT.
525
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,242
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
526
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,511
THAT THE UNIVERSE
IS OUT OF BALANCE,
527
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,612
AND THE ONLY WAY FOR US
528
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,247
TO BRING SOME MEASURE
OF JUSTICE TO THE WORLD
529
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,083
IS FOR YOU AND ME
TO MAKE LOVE.
530
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,585
Man: WHAT'S GOING
ON THERE, CARMEN?
531
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,555
HI, DICK.
532
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:02,159
NOOOOOOO!
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