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DR. SOLOMON, HAVE YOU
BOUGHT STRUDWICK'S
NEW BOOK YET?
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I WAS GONNA ORDER IT
OFF THE INTERNET
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UNTIL I REALIZED
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS AMAZON.CRAP.
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LOOK AT HIM,
STANDING UP THERE LIKE
ALL OF THIS WAS FOR HIM.
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ALL THIS IS FOR HIM.
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FINE. BUT HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO BASK.
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LOOK AT HIM BASKING.
THAT BASKER!
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE HE GOT A BOOK
PUBLISHED AND YOU DIDN'T.
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JEALOUS? HA HA!
OF HIS LITTLE
COMIC BOOK?
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THAT'S A HOOT
AND A HALF.
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WELL, THOSE 4 NOBEL
LAUREATES OVER THERE
KISSING HIS BUTT
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SEEM TO DISAGREE.
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SO, WHERE ARE
THE NOBEL GUYS?
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OH, THEY'RE
OVER THERE
WITH STRUDWICK.
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BUT THEY'RE
NOT SO GREAT.
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ONE OF THEM HAD TO
SHARE HIS PRIZE
WITH A SWEDE.
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WHY DON'T YOU
GO TALK TO THEM?
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OH, GOSH, I'M SO NERVOUS.
DO I HAVE ANY BROCCOLI
IN MY TEETH?
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NOT A LOT. COME ON.
OK.
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HA HA HA HA!
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HEY, DICK.
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QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE
TURNOUT FOR ME,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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NOT BAD. IT'S
NO GAY PRIDE PARADE.
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RIGHT. SO, WHAT'D YOU
THINK OF THE BOOK?
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AS BATHROOM FARE?
A TRIUMPH.
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WELL, I'M GOING TO GO
GET MY PICTURE TAKEN
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FOR THE NATIONAL JOURNAL OF PHYSICS. DON'T BE IN IT.
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OH, I WON'T.
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I'VE GOT TO GET
IN THAT PICTURE!
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HEY! ARE YOU
WHITTLING?
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ACTUALLY, I FOUND THIS
PIECE OF WOOD OUTSIDE,
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AND I FIGURED
I'D MAKE US ALL
SOME TWIG MEN.
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WELL, HOW NICE OF YOU!
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JUST HAD A LOT
OF EXTRA ENERGY
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SINCE DON AND I
CALLED IT OFF.
CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY.
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SO, CALL ME
LATER?
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OK.
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OK.
BYE.
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WELL...PRETTY GOOD
AFTERNOON FOR ME.
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A LITTLE, UH...
A LITTLE HOMEWORK,
A LITTLE MUSIC.
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A LITTLE MAKIN' OUT.
OH, WAIT! DID I SAY
"A LITTLE"?
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I MEANT A LOT!
TOMMY!
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AAAH!
OW!
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IT WAS INCREDIBLE, MAN.
WE WERE JUST SITTING THERE
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NEXT TO EACH OTHER,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER,
AND SOMETHIN'
CAME OVER US.
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AND THEN
YOU KISSED HER...
DIDN'T YOU?
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NO, NO, NO.
NOT YET, RIGHT?
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WE--WE, UH, WE INCHED
CLOSER AND CLOSER
TOGETHER. RIGHT?
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AND--AND--AND MY LIPS
WERE THERE, AND...
OHH!
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HER LIPS WERE THERE...
THAT SOUNDS...
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REAL NICE, TOMMY.
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AND THEN
YOU KISSED HER,
DIDN'T YOU?
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WELL, NO.
THEN I BLACKED OUT.
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BUT WHEN I WOKE UP,
MAN, WE WERE KISSIN'!
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AND WE JUST
KISSED AND KISSED--
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AAH!
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SORRY.
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I THINK I NEED
A NEW TWIG!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS
AND THE NATIONAL
BROADCASTING COMPANY
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HELLO. YES. THIS
IS VINCENT STRUDWICK.
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YOU JUST PUBLISHED
MY BOOK PHYSICS FOR A NEW MILLENNIUM.
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I WANT ALL COPIES
RECALLED.
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WHY? WELL, BESIDES THE FACT
THAT I PLAGIARIZED
THE WHOLE THING
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FROM RENOWNED GENIUS
DICK SOLOMON,
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I ALSO FEEL
THAT THE JACKET PHOTO
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FAILS TO HIGHLIGHT
MY POUTY, FEMININE MOUTH.
GET ON IT!
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OF COURSE THIS IS
THE REAL STRUDWICK!
HELLO? HELLO?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S STRUDWICK'S
NEW BOOK.
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OH, I THOUGHT I SMELLED
A STINK IN HERE.
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WELL, GET USED
TO THE STINK.
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IT'S THE NEW TEXTBOOK
YOU'LL BE TEACHING FROM.
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WHAT?!
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THEY SAY
IT'S BRILLIANT!
WHO SAYS THAT?!
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EVERYONE.
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WELL, CALL UP "EVERYONE"
AND TELL THEM
TO GO TO HELL.
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I'LL GET
RIGHT ON THAT.
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LOOK AT THIS. I COULD
WRITE A BETTER BOOK
OVERNIGHT.
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YOU THINK
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST MAN
ON THE PLANET, DON'T YOU?
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FOR THE THOUSANDTH
TIME, YES!
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NINA, CANCEL
MY CLASSES. I'VE GOT
SOME WRITING TO DO.
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GET OUT
OF MY WAY!
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AND THAT
WAS DR. SOLOMON.
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AND THIS
IS MY OFFICE.
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OH, GENTLEMEN,
IT HAS BEEN
A TREMENDOUS HONOR
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TO BE ABLE
TO GIVE YOU
THE TOUR.
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THANK YOU
FOR COMING.
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OH! YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
OUR CAFETERIA!
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I'D LOVE TO JOIN YOU,
BUT I HAVE A CLASS.
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DO THEY HAVE SOUP?
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YES, I BELIEVE
THEY HAVE SOUP.
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IS IT
A CREAM SOUP?
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UH, THAT I DON'T KNOW.
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I HOPE
THEY HAVE WAFFLES.
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OH, BUT NOT
THE ROUND ONES.
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CERTAINLY NOT.
NO, NO. NOT THE ROUND
ONES, NO.
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SO, GO. GO.
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IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
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GO.
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HAVE SOUP.
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TOMMY, MY MAN!
LOOKIN' GOOD!
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YEAH. I'M GONNA
GO MEET ALISSA'S
PARENTS TONIGHT.
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I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I FIND, TOMMY?
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PARENTS...
LOVE THE GREEKS.
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SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
IS COME OFF AS GREEK.
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BUT NOT TOO GREEK,
SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S
JUST CREEPY.
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I SUGGEST
MEDIUM GREEK.
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THAT'S MONEY.
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I'M JUST GONNA
BE MYSELF.
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AH.
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BOLD CHOICE.
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RELATIVE INTENSITIES
COMPARISON...
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SPECTRUM
GRAVITATIONAL FIELD,
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DEVIATION
OF THE RELATIVE INFINITY
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OF THE CONSTRUCT--
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HEY, DICK!
THE MOVIE STARTS
IN 20 MINUTES.
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DON, I--I CAN'T COME.
I'M IN THE MIDDLE
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OF WRITING
A GROUNDBREAKING BOOK
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THAT'LL BRING
THE PHYSICS WORLD
TO ITS KNEES.
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OH. WHAT'S IT CALLED?
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PAYBACK'S A BITCH, STRUDWICK.
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BUT, DICK, I...
I ALREADY GOT THE TICKETS,
LIKE YOU TOLD ME.
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HERE. LISTEN TO THIS,
DON. "TO CONSTRUCT
THE ANALOG CURVATURE,
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"DEPLACE A VECTOR X A SECOND TIME TO THE FIRSTP.
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"THE COINCIDING VOLUME
OF THE LIGHT COMPLEX
IS THE SAME
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WHETHER MEASURED IN
TERMS OF THE VARIABLE
K OR L."
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WATCH OUT, STEVEN KING.
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OH, HE BETTER.
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HEY, DON.
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
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OH, NOT GOOD. YOUR
BROTHER JUST STUCK ME
WITH A MOVIE TICKET.
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OH, YEAH?
WHAT MOVIE YOU SEEIN'?
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I DON'T REMEMBER
THE NAME OF IT,
BUT IT'S THE ONE
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WHERE JACKIE CHAN
KILLS 2 GUYS
WITH A BAGUETTE.
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I HEAR THAT ONE'S
AWESOME!
YEAH. HA HA.
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I WOULD ASK YOU,
YOU KNOW, BUT
SINCE WE BROKE UP...
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OH. OF COURSE. SURE.
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BUT I--I DO HAVE,
YOU KNOW,
AN EXTRA TICKET.
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MAYBE WE COULD GO
AS, UH...
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FRIENDS.
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OK. YEAH.
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FRIENDS. HEY, I'LL EVEN
BUY THE TICKET OFF YA.
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NO, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT,
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UNLESS YOU HAPPEN
TO HAVE 6.50 HANDY.
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OH...I ONLY GOT
A 20 ON ME.
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I GOT CHANGE.
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[GIGGLES]
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WHERE YOU GOIN'?
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I HAVE TO PUT A FORK
AT THE OTHER END
OF THE TABLE.
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I'LL MISS YOU.
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SHUT UP.
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WOMAN: HI. GO IN AND
CHECK ON THE KIDS.
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OK. THERE'S
MY PARENTS.
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DON'T BE NERVOUS.
THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU.
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OK.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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DAD, THIS
IS TOMMY.
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THIS IS
MY FATHER.
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HELLO, TOMMY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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YEAH. NICE
TO MEET YOU, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, UH...
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YOU'RE NOTHING AT ALL
LIKE I PICTURED.
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HI.
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I'M ALISSA'S MOM.
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NOW I GET IT.
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MAN! YOU WROTE
A WHOLE BOOK?
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ONLY THE MOST
BRILLIANT BOOK
ON PHYSICS EVER WRITTEN.
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THE FORMULAS IN THERE
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ARE 400 YEARS AHEAD
OF THIS PLANET'S MOST
ADVANCED MODERN THINKING.
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WHOA, DICK! YOU'RE
GONNA BE FAMOUS!
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WHY, YES, I AM,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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COLD FUSION,
PERPETUAL MOTION?
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HUMANS ARE GONNA BE
BLOWN AWAY BY ALL THAT.
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THIS'LL WIPE THE SMUGLINESS
OFF STRUDWICK'S FURRY,
RATLIKE LITTLE FACE.
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EVERY EXPERT
IN THE COUNTRY'S
GONNA BE DYIN'
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TO KNOW HOW YOU
FIGURED ALL THIS OUT.
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YOU THINK?
OH, AND THE FAME!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
BARBARA WALTERS
MAKE YOU CRY.
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BARBARA WALTERS?
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YEP. GRILLIN' YOU
ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD
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ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
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BUT I--I NEVER HAD
A CHILDHOOD.
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OH, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TELL ME.
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A BOY GROWS UP
AWFUL FAST ON THE MEAN
STREETS OF, UH...
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WHERE ARE YOU
FROM AGAIN?
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OUTER SPACE!
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
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IF I PUBLISH
ALL THE SECRETS
OF THE UNIVERSE,
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WE MIGHT JUST AS WELL
WALK INTO THE PENTAGON
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AND YELL OUT,
"WE'RE ALIENS!"
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OH, YEAH.
THAT WOULD BE
QUITE A PREDICAMENT.
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YOU IDIOT!
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WELL...
[SIGHS]
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THIS IS MY PLACE.
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WOW.
SMELLS, UM...
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RUSTIC.
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THANKS. YOU KNOW,
THIS WAS REALLY GREAT.
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ISN'T IT COOL
THAT WE CAN JUST GO
TO A MOVIE AS FRIENDS?
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IT IS COOL.
IT'S GREAT.
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REALLY GREAT.
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SO, YOU WANT
A CUP OF COFFEE
OR ANYTHING?
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NAH. I SHOULD
PROBABLY GO.
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OK.
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THAT WAS
A WONDERFUL MEAL,
DOTTY.
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YEAH, DELICIOUS.
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WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU LIKED IT.
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HERE, MOM, LET ME
GIVE YOU A HAND.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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SO, UH...
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I REALLY LIKE
ALISSA A LOT.
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SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL.
YEAH.
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YOU AND ME,
WE'RE LUCKY GUYS,
HUH?
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WE GOT OURSELVES
A COUPLE OF HOTTIES,
HUH?
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EXCUSE ME?
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00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,970
LISTEN, MAN. AHEM.
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
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00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:09,407
HAS ALISSA
MENTIONED ANYTHING
ABOUT MY KISSING?
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00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,608
WHAT?
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00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,110
THE THING IS,
WE'RE MAKIN' OUT,
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00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,611
LIKE, A LOT. RIGHT?
222
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,780
BUT SHE'S A LITTLE MORE
EXPERIENCED THAN I AM,
223
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,883
WHICH IS WHY ANY
FEEDBACK SHE GAVE YOU'D
BE REALLY APPRECIATED.
224
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,386
I--I THINK MAYBE
WE SHOULD CHANGE
THE SUBJECT.
225
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,553
OH, OK.
226
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,422
SO. WHAT DOES
YOUR FATHER DO?
227
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,824
UH, HE'S
A PROFESSOR.
AT PENDELTON.
228
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,226
UM, DICK SOLOMON?
229
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,566
OH...
230
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,567
OH, BOY.
231
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,408
THAT WAS
SOMETHIN', HUH?
232
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,976
I WASN'T EXPECTIN' THAT!
233
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,612
OH, ME, NEITHER.
234
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,615
WELL, I GUESS WE HAD
ONE LEFT IN US.
235
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,283
THAT WAS
A BIG MISTAKE.
236
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,718
OH, BIG. OH, BIG.
237
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,719
[CHUCKLING]
238
00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,754
WELL, UH...I, UH...
239
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,022
I'D BETTER BE GOIN'.
240
00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,557
OK!
241
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,159
I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND.
242
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,795
YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL
DO SOMETHIN', RIGHT?
OH, THAT'D BE NICE.
243
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,696
GOD, I WANT YOU.
TAKE ME!
244
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,343
108 FOR 210...
245
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,681
108 FOR 211...
246
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,586
109 FOR 212...
247
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,788
DR. SOLOMON,
CHANNEL 58 JUST CALLED
248
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:33,091
AND ASKED IF YOU
WOULD LIKE TO APPEAR
249
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,226
ON SOME SHOW
CALLED MEN & IDEAS?
250
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:38,529
MEN & IDEAS?! YES, INDEED, I DO!
251
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,198
MARY, LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT?
252
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,333
I GUESS THE WORD IS
FINALLY GETTING OUT.
253
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,169
I'M GONNA
BE A GUEST
ON MEN & IDEAS.
254
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,505
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE
JUST A PANELIST.
WHAT?
255
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,407
THE SHOW'S
ALL ABOUT STRUDWICK.
256
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,776
NO!
257
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:52,843
OHHH...
258
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,513
[SOBBING]
259
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,850
YOU'RE TAKING IT
BETTER THAN I
THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
[HONKING]
260
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,818
I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE!
261
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,953
[CHUCKLES]
262
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,221
IT'S THE LAUREATES.
263
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,822
I'M TAKING THEM
TO BANANA REPUBLIC.
264
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,458
BERNARD HAS NEVER
WORN JEANS.
265
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:07,525
BUT, MARY...
266
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,626
[HONK HONK]
267
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,328
OH. I'M COMING!
268
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,829
JEEZ!
269
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,099
DICK!
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
270
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,668
WHAT IS YOUR SON
DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
271
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,703
WELL, APPARENTLY,
THEY'VE BEEN DATING
FOR 3 MONTHS.
272
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:21,805
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. TOMMY'S
BEEN DATING SOME GIRL
NAMED ALISSA FOR 3 MONTHS.
273
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:24,275
ALISSA STRUDWICK,
YOU IDIOT!
MY DAUGHTER!
274
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,411
WHAT?! THAT HOT
LITTLE BLOND NUMBER'S
YOUR DAUGHTER?!
275
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,346
HOW DARE YOU DESCRIBE
HER IN THAT WAY?!
276
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,649
NO STRUDWICK IS
GONNA DATE MY SON!
277
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,185
YOUR SON IS
AN ILL-MANNERED,
OBNOXIOUS BOOR!
278
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,920
YOU TAKE
THAT BACK!
ALL RIGHT.
279
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,987
HE'S RUDE! HE'S SMUG!
280
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,623
HE KISSED MY DAUGHTER
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
281
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,192
WAIT A MINUTE.
VINCENT.
WHAT?
282
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,227
THIS IS REALLY
BOTHERING YOU,
ISN'T IT?
283
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,830
DAMN RIGHT IT IS.
284
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:49,500
I SUGGEST THAT
YOU TEACH YOUR SON
SOME MANNERS.
285
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,407
WHAT'S SO
DAMN FUNNY?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
286
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,387
OH, NO. NO, NO!
287
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:18,362
OH, NO! NO, NO!
288
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,664
WHAT IS IT, DICK?
IT'S NOTHING.
289
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,900
I CAN'T TALK
ABOUT IT.
290
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,002
OH, NO!
291
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,403
WHAT?!
292
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,971
IT'S NOTHING
YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN.
293
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,874
IT'S JUST ABOUT
THE TWO OF YOU,
THAT'S ALL.
294
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,375
IT'S ABOUT US?
WHAT IS IT?
295
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,244
IT'S ABOUT WHAT
YOUR FATHER SAID
ABOUT YOU.
296
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,980
BUT, PLEASE, DON'T ASK.
I PROMISED HIM
I WOULDN'T SAY.
297
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,081
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
298
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,517
ALL RIGHT,
HERE IT IS.
NOW, LISTEN.
299
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,886
YOUR FATHER THINKS
THE TWO OF YOU
SHOULD BREAK UP.
300
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,222
WHAT? WHY?
301
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,390
SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
NOT TRUSTING YOU,
302
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,925
YOU BEING
TOO IMMATURE,
303
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,760
YOU FOLLOWING
IN THE FOOTSTEPS
304
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,630
OF THAT AUNT OF YOURS
THAT EVERYBODY HATES.
305
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,931
AUNT ELLIE?
306
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:54,932
MMM.
307
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,334
EVERYBODY LOVES
AUNT ELLIE.
308
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,703
OH, WELL...THERE MUST BE
SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY
309
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,871
THAT EVERYBODY HATES.
COUSIN JEFF?
310
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,173
THAT'S THE ONE.
COUSIN JEFF.
311
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,275
I'M NOTHING LIKE
COUSIN JEFF.
HIS WORDS, NOT MINE.
312
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,376
WHY WOULD HE
SAY THAT?
313
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,511
MY DAD CAN BE SUCH
A JERK SOMETIMES.
314
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,481
OH, DON'T TELL ME.
I THINK THE TWO OF YOU
ARE FABULOUS TOGETHER.
315
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,316
I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN ABLE TO SEE YOU
316
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,219
FOR THE INTELLIGENT,
INDEPENDENT YOUNG
WOMAN THAT YOU ARE.
317
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,721
THANK YOU!
WAIT A MINUTE.
318
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,789
BUT IF YOUR FATHER
CAN'T SEE THAT,
319
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,459
THEN I THINK YOU HAVE
NO CHOICE BUT JUST
TO GO STRAIGHT HOME
320
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,194
AND BE FURIOUS
WITH HIM.
321
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,496
OH, I'M ON MY WAY! OH!
322
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,032
DICK...
ARE YOU SURE--
323
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:34,972
I'VE ALREADY
SAID TOO MUCH!
324
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,976
WELL, THIS IS
MUCH BETTER, HUH?
325
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:42,480
ABSOLUTELY.
WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE
GONE TO YOUR APARTMENT.
326
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,148
THERE'S, UH...
A BED IN THERE.
327
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,316
YEAH.
328
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,818
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
329
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,820
I MEAN, THIS...
THIS MAKES MORE SENSE.
330
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,156
THIS...IS
THE PERFECT PLACE
331
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,892
FOR 2 FRIENDS TO SHARE
A CUP OF COFFEE.
332
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,128
YOU KNOW, I KNEW
WE COULD DO IT, DON.
333
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,031
TOTALLY CASUAL.
NO PROBLEM.
334
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,703
HI, GUYS!
335
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,304
HARRY!
WHAT--WHAT'S UP?
336
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:10,408
HOW'RE YOU DOIN'?
WHERE--WHAT'S UP?
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
337
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,844
WELL, I WAS
JUST GOIN' OVER
TO THE PARK
338
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,346
TO PUSH OVER
SOME OF THOSE
TAI CHI GUYS.
339
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,447
OHHH...
340
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,383
AND WHAT ARE
YOU DOIN'?
341
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,885
WE'RE JUST HAVIN'
SOME COFFEE. HAVIN'
COFFEE. WANT SOME COFFEE?
342
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,187
I'D LOVE
SOME COFFEE!
OH, GREAT!
343
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,089
THERE'S
NOTHIN' BETTER
THAN 3 FRIENDS
344
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,058
SITTIN' AROUND,
HAVIN' SOME JOE!
345
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,127
I'LL GET THE CUP,
AND YOU POUR.
OK, GREAT.
346
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,862
SO, HARRY, WHAT'D
YOU DO TODAY?
347
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,631
OH, WELL,
MY DAY STARTED
SORT OF EARLY.
348
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,700
YOU KNOW THAT THING
349
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,270
WHERE, UM,
IF YOU SAY "RABBIT,"
350
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,438
YOU'LL HAVE
GOOD LUCK ALL DAY?
351
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,375
I WAS GONNA DO THAT
FIRST THING IN THE MORNIN'.
352
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,549
AND THEN THERE WAS LUNCH.
353
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,755
MORNING, VINCENT.
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
354
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,891
DID YOU TALK
TO YOUR BOY
LAST NIGHT?
355
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,960
YES. WE TALKED,
WE LAUGHED, WE SHARED.
356
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,162
THEN THERE WERE
THE, UH, HUGS, AS USUAL.
357
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,797
HOW'D IT GO
WITH ALISSA?
358
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,834
SHE CAME HOME, SLAMMED
THE DOOR IN MY FACE, AND
LOCKED HERSELF IN HER ROOM.
359
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:10,835
OOH. OUCH.
360
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,770
DID SHE, BY ANY CHANCE,
361
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,672
SAY THAT, UH,
SHE HATES YOU?
362
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,740
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
363
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,910
CALL IT FATHERLY INTUITION.
364
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,412
SHE SAID...SHE SAID...
OH, NEVER MIND.
365
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,447
GO ON, VINCENT.
YOU CAN TELL ME.
366
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:28,052
SHE SAID WHY COULDN'T I
BE MORE LIKE...
LIKE YOU?
367
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,591
WELL, I CAN
UNDERSTAND THAT.
368
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,160
SOME OF US
DEVOTE OUR TIME
TO OUR FAMILIES,
369
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:40,298
OTHERS OPT INSTEAD
TO WRITE BOOKS. I'M SURE
YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
370
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,333
NOT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER,
OF COURSE, BUT FOR YOU.
371
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,735
THIS IS AWFUL!
372
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,437
NO, DON'T WORRY!
373
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,439
AS THE DECADES...
SLIP BY,
374
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,441
THESE WOUNDS
WILL SCAB OVER
375
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,276
AND HARDEN
INTO BITTER SCARS.
376
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,880
AND YOU'LL
GET TOGETHER THEN,
VINCE.
377
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,883
I KNOW YOU'LL HAVE
A GOOD TIME THEN. OHHH...
378
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,562
OK, EVERYBODY,
HERE WE GO.
379
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:15,065
JOHANN, WHY DON'T
YOU SIT RIGHT HERE?
HERE YOU GO.
380
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,635
OK. SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN.
381
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,770
BERNARD...
GIVE ME THE GUM.
382
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,772
GIVE ME THE GUM.
SPIT IT OUT!
383
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,979
SO, DON, DO YOU THINK
WE'LL BE OK HERE?
384
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,582
COME ON, SALLY,
THERE MUST BE
50 PEOPLE HERE.
385
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,717
THAT'S TRUE.
386
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:36,320
WE'RE NOT GONNA DO IT
IN FRONT OF 50 PEOPLE.
387
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,889
YOU SIT OVER THERE.
388
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,057
I'LL SIT OVER HERE.
389
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,926
AND WE'RE ON
IN 3...2...
390
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:46,396
HELLO, AND WELCOME
TO MEN & IDEAS.
391
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,698
I'M HAMILTON BELL.
392
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,201
AND TO MY RIGHT IS
DR. VINCENT STRUDWICK,
393
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,204
AUTHOR OF PHYSICS FOR A NEW MILLENNIUM
394
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,574
AND THE BRIGHTEST STAR
OF THE PENDELTON
UNIVERSITY FACULTY.
395
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,209
HUH!
396
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,078
WE ARE ALSO
HONORED TO HAVE
A DISTINGUISHED PANEL
397
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,181
OF NOBEL LAUREATES--
DR. BERNARD
398
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,382
YAMSHUTH...
399
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,085
DR. CARL MAINEN...
400
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,690
DR. RONALD SCHENK...
401
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,892
AND
DR. JOHANN BORGESON.
402
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,861
AND FINALLY,
"PHYSICS PROFESSOR
403
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,863
"AND RACONTEUR...
404
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,933
AND MASTER
OF CLOSE-UP MAGIC
DICK SOLOMON."
405
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,837
[APPLAUSE]
406
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,338
TELL ME,
DR. STRUDWICK.
407
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,708
DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHEN YOU SET OUT
TO WRITE YOUR BOOK
408
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,710
THAT IT WOULD GET
THIS KIND OF RECEPTION?
409
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,745
HONESTLY? YES.
410
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,647
WELL, IT--
IT IS, A, UH,
411
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,017
TREMENDOUS WORK, BUT IT
HAS COME AT QUITE A COST,
HASN'T IT, VINCENT?
412
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,952
WHAT?
I THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
413
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,553
WELL, I'M SURE WE ALL
HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU,
DR. STRUDWICK,
414
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,155
SO WHY DON'T WE BEGIN--
415
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,323
YES, I HAVE ONE.
416
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,025
OK, THEN.
DR SOLOMON.
417
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,495
YES. I WAS DISCUSSING
THE BOOK LAST NIGHT
WITH MY SON TOMMY.
418
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,430
HI, TOMMY. LOVE YOU.
419
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,800
AND, UH,
IT MADE ME WONDER.
420
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,803
YOU SEEM TO HAVE
A REASONABLE GRASP
OF SPECTRAL ANALYSIS,
421
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,472
AND YET
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
422
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:05,375
WHERE YOUR TEENAGE
DAUGHTER WAS LAST NIGHT
AT MIDNIGHT--MY HOUSE,
423
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,577
WHERE KIDS ARE
ALLOWED TO FLOURISH.
424
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:10,781
WHY DON'T YOU
SHUT YOUR MOUTH,
SOLOMON?!
425
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,917
WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE ME?
LET'S GO! COME ON!
426
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,655
OK. OK. I'M COOL.
I'M COOL.
427
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:23,094
PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
GENTLEMEN.
LET'S BE CIVIL.
428
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,763
DON'T LOOK AT ME, HAM.
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE
A GOOD FATHER.
429
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,831
I AM A GOOD FATHER.
OH, YEAH?
430
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,833
THEN WHY DID YOU
INSIST THAT
YOUR DAUGHTER
431
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,468
NEVER SEE MY SON
EVER AGAIN?!
432
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,037
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
I NEVER SAID THAT.
433
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,106
WHAT?
434
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:37,008
I ONLY SAID THAT HE
SHOULD MIND HIS MANNERS!
435
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,809
LIAR!
I MIGHT'VE
BEEN PARAPHRASING--
436
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,844
I'LL KILL YOU!
437
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,246
TOMMY! TOMMY!
IT'S OK!
438
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,981
COME ON.
HEY. HEY. HEY.
439
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,682
I'M ALL RIGHT.
440
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,320
THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT
A SCIENCE BOOK.
IT SHOULD BE BORING.
441
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,654
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
442
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,955
IT'S ON, BITCH!
443
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,524
LET'S GO!
COME ON!
444
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,726
PLEASE, EVERYONE!
LET'S JUST STAY CALM!
445
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,961
CALM DOWN!
446
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,763
PEACE! PEACE!
447
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,197
PEACE!
WELL!
448
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,233
THIS GUY
THINKS HE'S ALL THAT,
449
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,334
BUT HE'S
NOTALL THAT!
450
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,853
OH, YEAH. THIS IS
WHERE IT GETS GOOD.
451
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,056
MARY: I AM SICK
OF YOU [BLEEP]!
452
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:32,563
MY GOD. LOOK
AT THAT FACE
I'M MAKING.
453
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,065
NOW LOOK AT THIS.
NOW, THAT'S A PUNCH.
454
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,600
DICK, THAT WAS
THE MAKEUP WOMAN.
455
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,835
WELL...
456
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,103
SHE HAD IT
COMING.
457
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,740
HEY! ARE YOU AND DON
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN?
458
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,409
NO. WHY WOULD YOU
THINK THAT?
459
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,411
WELL, HE'S
GOT HIS TONGUE
IN YOUR EAR.
460
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,816
HARRY...DON AND I HAVE
SOME ISSUES TO RESOLVE,
461
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,385
BUT WE'RE GONNA
GET TOGETHER TONIGHT
AND TALK 'EM OUT.
462
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,688
UH-HUH. WEAR
SOMETHIN' NICE.
SHUT UP!
463
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,358
I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND IT.
464
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,361
ALL I DID WAS ASSUAGE
MY PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY
465
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,364
BY ATTACKING STRUDWICK
ON A DEEPLY PERSONAL LEVEL,
466
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:11,635
USING HIS DAUGHTER AND MY SON
AS UNWITTING PAWNS.
467
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:15,706
YET SOMEHOW
I COME OFF LOOKING
LIKE THE BAD GUY.
468
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,408
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? YOU JEOPARDIZED
MY RELATIONSHIP
469
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,077
FOR YOUR OWN
PETTY GOALS.
470
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,146
TOMMY, SOMETIMES
YOU HAVE TO TAKE ONE
FOR THE TEAM.
471
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:26,216
OH, YOU THINK
YOU'RE ALL THAT!
I AM ALL THAT!
472
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,452
OH, YOU WANT
SOME OF THIS?
473
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,521
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS
AND THE NATIONAL
BROADCASTING COMPANY
474
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:33,591
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THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
475
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:37,227
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
476
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,930
DOES YOUR DAD HATE ME?
477
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,365
NO. HE'S JUST
OVERPROTECTIVE.
478
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,400
DOES YOUR DAD
HATE ME?
479
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,836
NO. HE LOVES YOU.
HE THINKS YOU'RE GREAT.
480
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,404
AND SO DO I.
481
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,341
GET YOUR LIPS
OFF THAT STRUDWICK.
482
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,311
THAT'S--REALLY,
THAT'S JUST HIS WAY.
483
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,247
THAT'S HOW HE IS.
HE REALLY LIKES YOU.
HONESTLY.
484
00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:57,748
ARE YOU SURE?
485
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,650
YES! ABSOLUTELY.
HE'S JUST--YOU KNOW.
HE'S, UH...
486
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,851
DICK: HE'S WHAT?!
487
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,287
HE'S A BIG
FAT JACKASS!
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