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BYE, DICK!
I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE OFFICE.
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MARY, DON'T LEAVE.
I WAS BRINGING YOU
BREAKFAST IN BED.
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THAT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT I THINK
I'LL JUST GRAB
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SOME COFFEE
AND A MUFFIN.
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OH, THAT'S OK.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
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I JUST THREW
ALL THIS TOGETHER.
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I NEVER WOULD'VE
GUESSED.
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HEY, DICK.
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OH, YOU TWO ARE UP
BRIGHT AND EARLY.
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WE JUST GOT BACK.
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DON TOOK ME ON
AN ALL-NIGHT
STAKEOUT.
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YOU MUST BE
EXHAUSTED.
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NO. WE FELL ASLEEP
AROUND 11:00.
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YEAH.
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I'M REASONABLY SURE
NOTHING WENT DOWN,
THOUGH.
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I'M A PRETTY LIGHT
SLEEPER.
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I JUST LOVE
SPENDING THE NIGHT
IN YOUR ARMS.
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OH, ME, TOO.
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HEY, I GOTTA GO
HIT THE CAN.
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TOMMY, AM I A VIRGO
OR A CAPRICORN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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DOES IT MATTER?
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BECAUSE THIS HOROSCOPE
RIGHT HEEERRRRE--
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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM
THE BIG GIANT HEAD!
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HEY, DICK,
GET IN HERE!
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TO ENSURE BETTER
CUSTOMER SERVICE,
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THIS TRANSMISSION
MAY BE MONITORED.
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WHAT IS IT?
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
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HAS RECEIVED
YOUR LIEUTENANT'S REQUEST
FOR GENDER REASSIGNMENT.
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SALLY SENT WHAT?
THAT THING OFF,
LIKE, 3 YEARS AGO.
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
HEREBY APPROVES
YOUR REQUEST.
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FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE,
YOUR LIEUTENANT'S BODY
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WILL BE SWITCHED
WITH THAT OF YOUR
HIGH COMMANDER.
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LIEUTENANT,
YOU GET IN HERE!
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PREPARE TO EXCHANGE FORMS
IN 3, 2, 1...
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ACHOO!
ACHOO!
ACHOO!
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OH, NO...
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WHERE ARE MY BOOBS?
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I'VE GOT THEM!
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YOU'RE ME!
YOU'RE ME!
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DICK?
WHAT?
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AAH!
OH, GREAT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
JUST SWITCHED
THEIR BODIES.
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WOW.
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OH, MY GOD!
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I'M GORGEOUS!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND
THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING
COMPANY
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CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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YOUR REQUEST TO RETURN
TO YOUR ORIGINAL EARTH BODIES
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WILL BE ANSWERED IN
THE ORDER IN WHICH
IT WAS RECEIVED.
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TRANSMISSION ENDING
IN 3, 2, 1...
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ACHOO!
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WHAT'S THE WORD?
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HE PUT US ON
THE WAITING LIST.
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DAMN!
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MAN, IT TOOK HIM
3 YEARS TO ANSWER
THE FIRST ONE.
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THIS IS HORRIBLE,
JUST HORRIBLE!
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WHY, IN HEAVEN'S NAME,
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WOULD YOU PUT IN
A REQUEST TO
SWITCH BODIES?
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LIEUTENANT, WHAT
WERE YOU THINKING?
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WHEN WE FIRST GOT HERE,
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE
THE WOMAN,
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BUT THAT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO
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BEFORE I REALIZED
HOW MUCH I LIKE MEN.
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WELL, I CANNOT BE STUCK
IN A WOMAN'S BODY.
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DAMMIT! I'M
THE HIGH COMMANDER!
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[CRYING] WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO, DICK?
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PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, MAN!
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WE'RE GONNA LIVE
EACH OTHER'S LIVES
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AS NORMALLY
AS POSSIBLE
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UNTIL
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
GETS BACK TO US.
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OH, GREAT!
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OHH!
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH YOUR...
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YOU KNOW, GOODS?
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JUST PICK A SIDE
AND COMMIT.
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YUP. TILL YOU LEARN
THE INS AND OUTS,
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YOU MIGHT WANNA CONSIDER
WEARING A CUP.
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THIS IS SO WEIRD.
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OH,
STOP COMPLAINING.
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LOOK AT THESE
WILLOWY LIMBS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH THEM.
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MY CENTER
OF GRAVITY'S
SO LOW,
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AND WOULD YOU LOOK
AT THESE BREASTS!
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HEY, DICK,
CAN WE TOUCH 'EM?
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BE MY GUEST.
THEY'RE NOT MINE.
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HEY!
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SO HELP ME GOD,
IF YOU TOUCH THOSE,
YOU WILL DIE.
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[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
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ALL RIGHT,
SETTLE DOWN, SETTLE DOWN.
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[CHATTER CONTINUES]
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ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY SHUT UP
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BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT
THE FREAKIN' WINDOW!
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SO, WHAT ARE
WE DOING HERE?
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SURFACE TENSION
AND LIQUIDITY.
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I HAVE A QUESTION
FOR YOU--
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THOSE SHOES?
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UH...PIC-AND-PAY.
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OH, I LOVE THAT PLACE.
IT'S SO COOL!
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HAS ANYBODY ELSE HERE
BEEN TO PIC-AND-PAY?
IT'S SO AWESOME.
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YEAH. I GOT
SOME WOOL PANTS
THERE, HALF OFF.
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YOU DID?
YEAH, BUT THEY
WEREN'T MY SIZE,
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AND THEY DIDN'T
HAVE A LINING, AND I'M
WEARING THEM RIGHT NOW.
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SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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OK...SO, UH...
WE GOT, UH...
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VALUE...AND...
SELECTION.
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THIS IS WHAT WE'RE
LOOKING FOR HERE.
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WELL, I'M OFF
TO CABO SAN LUCAS.
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YOU HAVE FUN, DOUG,
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AND DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT NOTHIN'
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BUT THE SEÑORITAS
AND THE MARGARITAS, OK?
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BECAUSE HARRY'S
HOLDING DOWN THE FORT.
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WHAT THE HELL.
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YOU'RE IN CHARGE
OF THE BAR.
YUP.
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YOU GOT A LOT
OF RESPONSIBILITY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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DOUG'S NOT
TOO BRIGHT, IS HE?
NOT PARTICULARLY, NO.
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MAN, THOSE GUYS
LOOK LIKE BADASSES.
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YOU THINK?
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YEAH. LOOK
AT 'EM, MAN.
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THEY ARE CLEARLY
BAD ASSES.
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WELL, JUST ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
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EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU
AND YOUR FRIENDS
HERE BADASSES?
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HEH HEH HEH...
WE'LL HAVE 3 BEERS.
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HA HA HA!
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OH, MAN,
THEY'RE BADASSES.
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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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[HONK HONK]
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OH, YES, THE HONKING
DRIVES ME MAD
WITH DESIRE!
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AH, YOU'VE NOTICED
I HAVE BREASTS.
GOOD FOR YOU.
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DON LEFT THIS
IN OUR BATHROOM.
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HEY, SALLY,
YOU LOOK NICE.
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WHY, THANK YOU.
YOU'VE GOT ME
ALL HOT NOW.
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I'D JUMP RIGHT INTO BED
WITH YOU,
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BUT YOU'LL
HAVE TO GET IN LINE BEHIND
2 CONSTRUCTION WORKERS,
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A MAILMAN,
AND A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY.
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SORRY.
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SALLY, HE WAS
JUST PAYING YOU AN
INNOCENT COMPLIMENT.
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I'M QUITE AWARE
OF HOW SEXUALLY
ATTRACTIVE I AM.
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I GET IT.
NOW LET'S MOVE ON.
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SALLY, PLEASE,
CALM DOWN.
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WHAT IS THAT,
SOME SORT OF
MENSTRUATION CRACK?
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WELL, I'VE GOT
A NEWS FLASH FOR
YOU, DON ORVILLE,
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AND FOR ALL THE MEN
OF RUTHERFORD.
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BENEATH THIS PRETTY PACKAGE
IS A MIND!
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
A MIND!
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OH, HEY, NINA.
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YOU WENT TO
PIC-AND-PAY?
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YEAH.
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I COULDN'T FIND
ANYTHING EXCEPT
THESE STUPID WINGTIPS.
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THEY'RE NOT EVEN
PATENT LEATHER.
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MEN'S SHOES SUCK!
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WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
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MY FEET ARE HUGE.
I'M DISGUSTING.
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OK.
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THERE YOU ARE.
WHERE WERE YOU?
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OH, HEY, ALBRIGHT.
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO MEET ME FOR LUNCH!
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I'M HAVING A BAD DAY.
YOU WANNA LAY OFF?!
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I WAS WAITING
AT THE BAGUETTE
FOR OVER AN HOUR.
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YEAH? WELL,
I WAS TEACHING
THAT HORRIBLE CLASS,
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AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT,
SO I WENT TO GET SOME SHOES,
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AND I COULDN'T FIND
ANYTHING I LIKED,
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[CRYING] AND THEN I
CAME BACK HERE, AND YOU
STARTED YELLING AT ME!
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I'M SORRY, DICK,
BUT I WAS WAITING
AN HOUR.
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I CAN'T BREATHE.
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ARE YOU OK?
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH.
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I MEAN,
JUST LOOK AT THESE!
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I'M HERE TO HELP.
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YOU CAN'T HELP.
NOBODY CAN HELP.
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I FEEL SO TRAPPED.
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[ LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY PLAYING]
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WHOO, SALLY...
LOOKIN' HOT, MAN!
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YEAH! WALK
THAT AROUND!
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LAY OFF, BUTTHEADS!
I'M HAVING A CRAPPY DAY.
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I CAN TAKE THE UGLY SHOES,
I CAN TAKE THE STUPID JOB,
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BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF
I'M GONNA WALK AROUND
WITH LOVE HANDLES!
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ARE YOU WEARING
LIP GLOSS?
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IT'S NOT A GLOSS.
IT'S A SHINY BALM.
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DICK IS REALLY NEGLECTING
HIS LIPS.
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HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO MY BODY, YOU MORON?
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YOU'RE GONNA GET IT
FAT AND STRETCHED OUT!
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LIEUTENANT,
I ALWAYS EAT THIS WAY.
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WELL, YOU
CAN'T ANYMORE.
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YOU'LL NEVER KEEP
A BOYFRIEND.
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AHA! SPEAKING
OF BOYFRIENDS--
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I'VE DECIDED THAT DON
IS NO GENTLEMAN.
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I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU MOVED ON.
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YOU BETTER
NOT MESS UP
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MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH DON.
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OH, PLEASE.
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OH, YOU ARE
SUCH A BONEHEAD!
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AFTER I TRIED SO HARD
NOT TO BLOW THINGS
WITH ALBRIGHT.
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"TRIED"?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
WHAT HAPPENED?
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NOTHING.
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TELL ME, DAMMIT!
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WELL,
I GOT BUMMED OUT
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WHEN I COULDN'T FIND
NICE SHOES FOR YOUR
BIG, FAT FEET!
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AND I MAY HAVE
GOTTEN A LITTLE...
WEEPY.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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NOW SHE THINKS
I'M SOME HYSTERICAL,
SHOE-LOVING WUSSY!
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00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,601
YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT GETTING FAT?
JUST WATCH THIS.
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00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,671
GIVE ME THAT SANDWICH,
YOU HORRIBLE MAN!
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00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,940
HEY, HEY, HEY!
LET'S CHILL!
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00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,241
HOW CAN I CHILL?
207
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,343
HE'S SCREWING UP
EVERYTHING WITH DON!
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00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,645
[MUFFLED] SHE'S SCREWING UP
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MARY!
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00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:18,382
OH, PEOPLE,
PEOPLE, PEOPLE!
210
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:22,320
LOOK...YOU GUYS
HAVE GOT TO GET
OVER THIS!
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00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,654
WHEN WE LANDED
ON EARTH,
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WE HAD NO ATTACHMENT
TO THESE BODIES,
BUT WE ADAPTED.
213
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WE FIGURED OUT HOW
TO WORK WITH THEM.
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YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND,
TOMMY.
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00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,996
I LIKE BEING
THE WOMAN.
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WHO CARES IF YOU
ONLY EARN 60 CENTS
ON THE DOLLAR
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00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,135
IF YOU CAN HAVE
SKIN LIKE THAT?
218
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,237
MARY DOESN'T LIKE
YOUR SKIN.
219
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,572
SHE LIKES MY SKIN!
220
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,974
NOW YOU LISTEN
TO ME, DICK--
221
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:44,975
I'M SALLY!
222
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,578
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
WHO YOU ARE!
223
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,947
IF YOU DON'T START
WORKING TOGETHER,
224
00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,216
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE
DON AND MARY.
225
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,758
YOU'RE RIGHT.
226
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,563
TRUCE.
227
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,666
ALL RIGHT,
TRUCE.
228
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,235
THAT'S BETTER.
229
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:20,111
NOT WITH
THAT SANDWICH,
YOU DON'T!
230
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,281
WHERE ARE THEY?
231
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,950
RIGHT THERE.
GO CUFF 'EM, DON.
232
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,685
UH...WHAT FOR?
233
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,922
THAT GUY OVER THERE,
HE KEEPS ORDERING DRINKS.
234
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,423
AND TALKING.
235
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,226
AND THAT OTHER GUY
KEEPS LAUGHING
AT SOMETHING.
236
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:38,862
DRINKING, TALKING,
LAUGHING IN A BAR.
237
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,264
NO LAW AGAINST THAT.
238
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,833
HEY, WE PAY TAXES.
HOW LONG IS THIS
GONNA GO ON
239
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,502
BEFORE THE POLICE
DO SOMETHING?
240
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,903
THIS IS TYPICAL.
241
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:50,675
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO EAT ANOTHER
DOUGHNUT, DON!
242
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,611
I'D LIKE TO HELP
YOU OUT, GUYS, BUT...
243
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,079
SALLY.
244
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,146
DON.
245
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:58,015
DICK!
246
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,819
I'M GLAD YOU'RE
HERE, DON.
247
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,687
I HAD TO TALK
TO YOU.
248
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,723
IT'S ABOUT SALLY.
249
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,958
THAT'S FINE, DICK,
250
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,161
BUT COULD YOU BACK UP
ABOUT 4 INCHES?
251
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,496
OH, YEAH, SORRY.
YOU WANNA SIT DOWN?
252
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:13,497
YEAH, SURE.
253
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,340
I'D LIKE TO
APOLOGIZE FOR SALLY
THE OTHER DAY.
254
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,475
SHE JUST FEELS
TERRIBLE ABOUT
THE WAY SHE ACTED.
255
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,843
YEAH, IT WAS STRANGE.
256
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,746
SALLY REALLY WANTS
TO MAKE IT UP
TO YOU, DON.
257
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,148
THAT'S WHY I'D
LIKE TO INVITE
YOU AND SALLY
258
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,985
OUT TO DINNER WITH
ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND
ALBRIGHT.
259
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,453
WOULD YOU COME, DON?
260
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,221
WOULD YOU?
261
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,425
SURE.
262
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,861
OH, GOOD.
I WAS WORRIED YOU
WERE UPSET WITH ME.
263
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,097
HEY, YOU WANNA
WATCH IT?!
EXCUSE ME.
264
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,699
YEAH, YOU BETTER
EXCUSE YOU, BOZO!
265
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,266
MY BOYFRIEND HERE'S
A COP.
266
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,267
DICK!
267
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,142
I SAID, MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND.
268
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,011
I THINK
EVERYBODY HEARD THAT.
269
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,882
SALLY, I THOUGHT
I HEARD YOU.
270
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,617
MARY, YOU LOOK
PRETTY TODAY.
271
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,286
OH, THANKS.
SO DO YOU.
272
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,254
VERY PRETTY.
THANKS.
273
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,057
LOOK, I TRIED
TO CALL DICK.
IS HE ALL RIGHT?
274
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:16,394
THAT'S WHAT I CAME
HERE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT, MARY.
275
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,529
UH, PLEASE,
SIT DOWN.
276
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,965
DICK IS FINE.
I KNEW YOU THOUGHT
277
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,868
HE WAS HAVING
A BREAKDOWN,
BUT HE WASN'T.
278
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,703
HE JUST SEEMED
SO FRAGILE.
279
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,906
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
280
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,646
HE'S LETTING
YOU IN, MARY.
281
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,613
THAT'S HIS WAY.
282
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:39,517
OR PERHAPS IT WAS
PERFORMANCE ART.
283
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,587
THAT'S ANOTHER
PERFECTLY REASONABLE
EXPLANATION.
284
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,425
YEAH. UH, JUST--
285
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,261
JUST TELL HIM THAT
HE CAN TALK TO ME.
286
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,931
NO MATTER WHAT
IS BOTHERING HIM,
HE CAN TALK TO ME
287
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,966
BECAUSE...
I LOVE HIM.
288
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:56,968
OH!
289
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,706
OH, MARY!
290
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,040
SAY IT AGAIN.
291
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:05,877
NO.
292
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:13,518
HARRY, YOU BEEN
SHAKING THAT THING
FOR OVER AN HOUR.
293
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,652
HAVE I?
294
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,454
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
POUR IT ALREADY?
295
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:20,324
'CAUSE IF I POUR IT,
I GOTS TO SERVE IT.
296
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,727
WHAT ARE YOU
SO WORRIED ABOUT?
297
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,730
THOSE GUYS?
DON'T LOOK
AT 'EM!
298
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:29,600
YOU CAN'T
JUDGE PEOPLE BY
THE WAY THEY LOOK.
299
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,604
THOSE GUYS
ARE JUST A BUNCH
OF PUSSYCATS.
300
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,839
WATCH ME, BOYS.
301
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,107
DON'T GO OVER THERE.
302
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:40,477
HI, BOYS.
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
303
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,879
IT IS NOW.
304
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,983
OH...NOW, WHICH ONE
OF YOU BIG FELLAS IS
GONNA BUY ME A BEER?
305
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:49,053
I WILL. HOW ABOUT A BEER
FOR THE PRETTY LADY?
306
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:54,259
OH, YOU'RE WHAT
I LIKE TO CALL...
BURLY.
307
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,161
LOOK AT HER.
SHE SURVIVED.
308
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,563
THOSE GUYS
ARE NICE GUYS
AFTER ALL.
309
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,165
MAN, WE'RE IDIOTS.
310
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,801
OH, I FEEL TERRIBLE.
COME ON.
311
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,739
GUYS, I THINK WE
OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
312
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,940
FOR WHAT?
313
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,943
WELL, ALL THIS TIME,
314
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,878
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
UP TO NO GOOD.
315
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,879
CRIMINAL TYPES.
316
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,814
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
CASING THE JOINT...
317
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,883
BUT NOW WE SEE
HOW WRONG WE WERE,
318
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,118
SO HOW CAN WE MAKE
THIS UP TO YOU?
319
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,721
WE NEED SOME
MORE PRETZELS.
OK.
320
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,256
AND WHILE
YOU'RE AT IT,
321
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,826
WHY DON'T YOU
EMPTY OUT THE
CASH REGISTER?
322
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,360
NOW.
323
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:36,167
YEAH!
YEAH!
324
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,401
DID I NOT
TELL YOU?
325
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,604
YOU DIDN'T NEED
TO TELL ME, MAN.
I KNEW!
326
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,272
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
JUST A SECOND.
327
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,440
WE SAW THIS COMING.
328
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,608
MILES AWAY,
BROTHER!
329
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,343
THE CASH
REGISTER.
330
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,978
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
331
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,149
SO, ALBRIGHT--
332
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,986
MARY...WHAT'RE YOU
GONNA ORDER?
333
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,288
WELL,
THE STEAK TARTARE
LOOKS GOOD.
334
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,324
THINK I'LL ORDER IT
WELL DONE.
335
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,658
HA HA HA HA!
336
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,128
HA HA HA HA!
337
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,063
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
YOU'RE FUNNY.
338
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:09,200
THAT'S REALLY
DESIRABLE IN A WOMAN.
CONGRATULATIONS.
339
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,205
WELL, PARDON ME.
I'LL BE IN THE
LITTLE BOYS' ROOM.
340
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,375
OH, I'LL GO WITH YOU!
THIS'LL BE FUN!
341
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,314
ARE YOU SURE
YOUR BROTHER'S
ALL RIGHT?
342
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,951
ALL RIGHT?
OH, MARY, HE'S GREAT.
343
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,454
AND SO GOOD-LOOKING,
DON'T YOU THINK?
344
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,223
WELL, HE DOES
SEEM TO BE IN
BETTER SPIRITS,
345
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,959
BUT HE STILL SEEMS
SO DISTANT.
346
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:38,496
HE DOESN'T LOOK
AT ME THE WAY
HE USED...TO.
347
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,768
AND HOW DID HE
USED TO LOOK
AT YOU, MARY?
348
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:50,174
KINDA LIKE YOU'RE
LOOKING AT ME NOW.
349
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,911
TIME TO PUT OUT
THE FIRE.
350
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,794
KEEP YOUR EYE ON
THE ROAD, DICK.
351
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,664
SO WHAT'S
BOTHERING SALLY?
352
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,633
IS SHE STILL
IN A MOOD?
353
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,468
SHE LOOKS PRETTY HOT
TO ME.
354
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,936
SHE ALWAYS
LOOKS HOT,
355
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,139
BUT YOU SAID SHE
WAS INTERESTED IN
SEEING ME TONIGHT.
356
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,142
SHE SEEMS
TO BE PAYING MORE
ATTENTION TO MARY.
357
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,012
BUT YOU STILL LOVE HER...
RIGHT, DON?
358
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,615
OF COURSE I DO.
I'M CRAZY ABOUT HER.
359
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,949
AH...
360
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,283
OH, GOODY.
361
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,496
SALLY, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
YOU'VE GOT TO KISS MARY.
362
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,898
SHE KNOWS WHAT?
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
YOU'VE GOT TO KISS HER.
363
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,199
NOT GONNA
HAPPEN, DICK.
364
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,435
PUT ME DOWN FOR
A HUG AND A HANDSHAKE,
THAT'S IT.
365
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,770
HEY, WE'RE IN
THIS TOGETHER.
366
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,905
NOW, I WANT
YOUR LIPS ON
HER LIPS,
367
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,473
AND THAT'S
AN ORDER,
LIEUTENANT!
368
00:17:56,475 --> 00:18:01,946
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT DICK MIGHT BE
A LITTLE...CONFUSED?
369
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,148
LET'S TALK ABOUT SALLY
FOR A MINUTE.
370
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,083
SHE IS STALKING ME.
371
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,219
SO, HOW'S
EVERYBODY DOING?
372
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,991
GREAT. UH, NOW...
373
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,994
YOU KNOW, MARY,
DICK WAS JUST SAYING
374
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:20,998
HOW DIFFICULT IT
IS FOR HIM TO SIT
NEXT TO YOU
375
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,734
WITHOUT SHOWERING YOU
WITH KISSES.
376
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,169
NO, I WASN'T.
377
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,372
YES, YOU WERE.
YOU WERE SAYING
HOW UNBEARABLE
378
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:33,077
IT IS TO SIT NEXT TO HER
WITHOUT KISSING HER
THIS VERY MOMENT.
379
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,212
REALLY?
YOU SAID THAT?
380
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,181
WELL, YES,
AFTER SHE TOLD ME
381
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,716
THAT IT'S TAKING
ALL HER STRENGTH
382
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:42,953
TO KEEP HER LIPS...
OFF DON.
383
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:51,795
ALL RIGHT...
I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
384
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,585
THAT'S MORE TONGUE
THAN I'M USED TO.
385
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,325
WELL, DICK, WE
PULLED IT OFF.
386
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,360
TO A JOB WELL DONE,
LIEUTENANT.
387
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,499
AHH. SO, HOW'D YOU
GET OUT OF GOING
HOME WITH DON?
388
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,334
I TOLD HIM I HAD
A HEADACHE.
389
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,802
OH, THAT IS SO COOL.
390
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,204
I TOLD ALBRIGHT
I HAD PSORIASIS.
391
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:40,177
IF WE ARE DOOMED
TO STAY IN THESE BODIES
FOR A WHILE,
392
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,012
I SUPPOSE
IT COULD BE WORSE.
393
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,948
DON IS KIND OF CUDDLY.
394
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,116
MM. AND MARY'S
MUTUAL FUNDS
395
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:50,121
HAVE OUTPERFORMED
THE S&P FOR THE
LAST 4 QUARTERS.
396
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,857
WELL, LET'S HAVE
A TOAST, SHALL WE?
397
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:57,661
TO NEWWWWWW-- INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
398
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,529
YOUR REQUEST
HAS BEEN APPROVED.
399
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,666
YOUR LIEUTENANT
AND HIGH COMMANDER
WILL BE RESTORED
400
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,202
TO THEIR PREVIOUS
EARTH BODIES IMMEDIATELY,
401
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:09,340
AND A SMALL FEE WILL APPEAR
ON YOUR NEXT STATEMENT.
402
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,510
TRANSMISSION ENDING
IN 3, 2, 1...
403
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,977
ACHOO!
ACHOO!
ACHOO!
404
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,119
DICK?
405
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,854
SALLY?
406
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:24,888
WE'RE BACK!
WE'RE BACK!
407
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,127
ISN'T THAT GREAT,
TOMMY?
408
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,466
OH, ISN'T THAT
COOL, TOMMY?
409
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,270
TOMMY?
I'M NOT TOMMY.
410
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,104
OH, MY GOD!
411
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:44,708
AH, I'M JUST
SCREWIN' WITH YOU.
412
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,915
I LEARNED ONE THING
FROM THOSE TOUGH GUYS
AT THE BAR.
413
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,451
YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY
YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK
BY ITS COVER?
414
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,652
IT'S A BIG LIE.
415
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,688
MM, TRUE. THAT'S
WHAT THE COVER'S FOR--
416
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,656
TELLS YOU EXACTLY
WHAT'S IN THE BOOK.
417
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,759
YEAH. FROM NOW ON,
I LOOK AT PEOPLE,
418
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,295
MAKE SNAP JUDGMENTS,
AND STICK WITH 'EM.
419
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,796
BUT IT'S NOT TRUE.
420
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,365
I JUST SPENT 2 DAYS
IN SALLY'S BODY,
421
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,868
AND PEOPLE MADE
ALL SORTS OF
ASSUMPTIONS
422
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,369
BASED ON
HOW I LOOKED.
423
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,171
AND IT WAS STILL
ME INSIDE.
424
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:17,507
YEAH. WELL, THIS BODY
TOOK SOME GETTING
USED TO AT FIRST,
425
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,443
BUT NOW IT FEELS
LIKE HOME.
426
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,979
WELL, I'M GLAD TO BE
BACK IN MY BODY.
427
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,781
AND YOU KNOW, SALLY,
I WAS MAD AT FIRST,
428
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:28,552
BUT NOW I
REALLY DON'T MIND
THE SHAVED LEGS.
429
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,821
YOU KNOW, I DID
YOUR BUTT, TOO.
430
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,823
OH, DON'T THINK
I DIDN'T NOTICE.
431
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:36,894
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND
THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING
COMPANY
432
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,965
OH, DICK, HAVE YOU
SEEN MY SWEATER?
433
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,366
AH, NO.
434
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,802
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE PINK ONE
WITH THE LITTLE WHITE BOW.
435
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,836
IT DOESN'T RING A BELL.
436
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:46,937
WAIT A MINUTE.
437
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,072
OPEN YOUR COAT.
438
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,706
SALLY, I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS NONSENSE
439
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:50,875
I GOT TO GET TO WORK.
440
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,843
AH-HA!
441
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:56,247
IT FEELS SO SOFT
AGAINST MY SKIN
442
00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:58,082
AND THEY DON'T MAKE
ANGORA FOR MEN.
443
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,417
AND BESIDES I LOOK SO MUCH
CUTER IN IT THAN YOU DO.
444
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:01,785
TAKE IT OFF.
445
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,053
I'LL GIVE YOU
TEN BUCKS FOR IT.
446
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,054
TWENTY.
447
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,823
DEAL.
35365
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