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[ STATIC ]
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[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Early: ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL
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DEAD AND BURIED ♪
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♪ PRAY EVERY DAY THAT THE EARTH
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WOULD JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ NOW, WHEN THE GOOD LORD COMES
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AND CALLS ME TO HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SMARTASS
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SUMBITCHES DOWN WHEN I GO ♪
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♪ JUST LET IT RO-O-O-O-O-O-O-LL♪
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>> Rusty: MY TURN.
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>> Early: ♪ WOW ♪
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>> Rusty: HEY, MAN, LET ME DRIVE
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THAT THING!
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>> Early: JUST BLOW IT ALL TO
HELL.
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE GOT
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HERE?
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NEW DEBELLISHMENT GOING UP NEXT
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DOOR.
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>> Granny: SOMEBODY'S BUILDING
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SOME HIGH-QUALITY HOMES.
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THAT'S FOR SURE.
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>> Early: CITY SLICKERS COMING
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IN HERE, PUMPING CASH INTO OUR
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DEPRESSED LOCAL ECONOMY!
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NO, SIR, NOT ON MY BACK 40!
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>> Granny: BUT YOU SOLD THEM
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THAT LAND, DIDN'T YOU?
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>> Early: BUT THE LOCATION SUCKS
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A DAMN EGG.
I FOOLED THEIR ASSES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I SOLD THEM THAT NASTY SPOT
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OVERLOOKING THAT WATERFALL.
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HELL, YOU CAN'T RAISE NO
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CHICKENS OVER THERE.
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[ BIRD CALLING ]
IT'S TOO DAMN PRETTY!
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THIS HERE IS WHERE THE CHICKENS
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IS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ CHICKEN SQUAWKING ]
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>> Granny: SO, NO CHICKEN CRAP
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OVER THERE?
>> Early: THAT'S RIGHT.
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THEY DON'T GET THE CHICKEN CRAP
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OVER THERE.
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WE GOT THE DAMN CHICKEN CRAP
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ALL OVER HERE.
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[ CHICKENS SQUAWKING ]
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>> Granny: YEAH.
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LET'S MOVE OVER THERE.
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>> Early: YEAH, MOVE AWAY FROM
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THE CHICKEN CRAP.
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[ VIDEO GAME PLAYING ]
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[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
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>> ENJOYING THE FREE GAME, HUH?
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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WITH ALL THOSE ARMS, YOU'RE NOT
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GONNA MISS A BUTTON.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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I'M STAFF SERGEANT SHAVER.
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>> Rusty: SHAKE ONE OF THEM
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HANDS NEAR MY BUTT.
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I'M ABOUT TO GET THE HIGH SCORE
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ON THIS OLD BOY.
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>> WHOA!
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YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY OPENING UP
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A CAN ON THOSE SEA HORSES.
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NOW, WHY AREN'T YOU BLASTING
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THAT INSURGENT BLUEBERRY?
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HE'S RIGHT THERE ON HIS KNEES.
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COME ON, POP HIM!
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>> Rusty: OH, HE'S OBSERVING HIS
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HOLY SEASON OF
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RAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG, AND HE'S
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PRAYING TO HIS BROCCOLI LORD
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>> OH, HELL, HE DOES THAT FIVE
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TIMES A DAY.
DEPLOY SOME LASER-GUIDED CAKE
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FROSTING UP HIS ASS.
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THEN HE'LL BE ABLE TO MEET HIS
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PAGAN, NON-CHRISTIAN, FALSE IDOL
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OF A BROCCOLI LORD.
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>> Rusty: UH, THAT -- THAT JUST
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DON'T FEEL RIGHT.
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>> SON, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF
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YOU LET HIM LIVE AND HE HIJACKS
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A BUTTERFLY AND SLAMS IT INTO
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THE SIDE OF THE
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GINGERBREAD CENTER?
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AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
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ALL YOUR PEPPERMINT FAERIES ARE
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WEARING SCARVES OVER THEIR
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FACES.
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OR GOD FORBID HE SHOULD SNEAK
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INTO GLITTER JUNCTION AND -- AND
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THEN DETONATE A PEANUT-BUTTER
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BRICKLE CLUSTER!
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[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
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>> Rusty: UM, ALL RIGHT THEN.
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>> [ SCREAMING ]
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>> THERE YOU GO, SOLDIER -- HIGH
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SCORE!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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>> Rusty: WELL, THANKS FOR THE
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GAME.
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I'M GONNA GO OUT IN THE PARKING
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LOT AND SEE IF SOMEBODY WILL RUN
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OVER MY FOOT AND GIVE ME SOME
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FOOD MONEY.
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>> UH, NOW, NOW, HOLD ON, SON.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A CAREER OUT
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OF PLAYING VIDEO GAMES?
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PLUS, YOU COULD EARN MONEY FOR
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SCHOOL, TRAVEL, SEE THE WORLD --
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WELL, THE DUSTY PART OF IT.
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EVERYTHING OVER THERE LOOKS LIKE
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A BIG MOTOCROSS TRACK.
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>> Rusty: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY
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BADASS.
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>> WELL, YOU JUST SIGN YOUR NAME
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RIGHT HERE, AND WE'LL HOOK YOU
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UP WITH A FREE HAIRCUT AND SOME
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JEWELRY.
>> Rusty: WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
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I GOT TO STAY BUCK WILD.
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Y'ALL ARE GONNA LET ME KEEP THE
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BUSINESS UP FRONT AND PARTY IN
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THE BACK?
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>> THE U.S. ARMY IS DEDICATED TO
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FIND THE RIGHT HAIRCUT FOR YOU.
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[ BIRD CALLING ]
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>> Granny: GATED COMMUNITY, HUH?
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GUESS THEY THINK THEY'RE BETTER
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THAN US.
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>> Early: THEY AIN'T GONNA KEEP
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ME OUT.
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JUST LOOK WHO JUST MOVED INTO
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TOWN, AND I'M GONNA KEEP MY YARD
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GRASS AS DAMN TALL AS I PLEASE!
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>> Granny: AND I MAY PLAY A
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ROUND OF GOLF WITHOUT SIGNING UP
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FOR A TEE TIME.
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I'LL WEAR SLUTTY CLOTHES AT THE
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BUS STOP!
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OH, I MAY BE OLD, BUT I CAN
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STILL WRECK A MARRIAGE.
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>> Early: HERE'S WHERE WE'RE
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GONNA LIVE, RIGHT HERE!
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WE'RE GONNA PUT A HOG IN THE
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GROUND AND SOME BEER --
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>> "ON ICE AND ALL MY HORNY PALS
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ARE" -- IT'S KIND OF A CLUNKY
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NICKNAME.
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WE COULDN'T FIT IT ALL ON THE
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HELMET.
>> Rusty: I GOT TO WEAR A
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HELMET?
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>> [ Laughing ] NO, THAT'S JUST
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FOR SHOW.
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WHY, YOU'RE MILES FROM THE
COMBAT ZONE.
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>> Rusty: HEY, MAN, THESE ARE
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JUST LIKE THE CONTROLS FROM THE
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VIDEO GAME.
>> WEIRD, HUH?
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WELL, LET'S SEE IF IT WORKS JUST
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LIKE THE GAME.
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NOW, DON'T TWERT OR FACEBOX
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ABOUT THIS NOW.
I'M TOLD YOUR GENERATION LIKES
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TO, UH, YOU KNOW, DO SOME CRAP
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WITH YOUR PHONES.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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>> Rusty: HEY, MAN, CAN I MASH
ME UP SOME EXPLODY BUTTONS NOW?
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>> YOU BET, SOLDIER.
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>> Rusty: ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHICH
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ONE OF THESE BUILDINGS SHOULD I
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TEAR THE ASS OUT OF?
[ BEEPING ]
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>> Early: DAMN IT!
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NO PLUMBING, NO ELECTRICAL.
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>> Granny: NO ROOFS, NO WALLS.
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>> Early: AIN'T NO WONDER THEY
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AIN'T GOT NO BUYERS --
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SHODDY-ASS CONSTRUCTION!
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>> Granny: FRANKLY, I DON'T LIKE
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THE LAYOUT.
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WHERE'S THE PRIVACY?
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>> Early: THEY SLAPPING UP
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LOW-INCOME HOUSING RIGHT NEXT
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DOOR TO OUR LOWER-INCOME
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HOUSE!
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>> Granny: BUT WOULDN'T THAT
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JACK UP OUR PROPERTY VALUE?
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>> Early: DAMN IF I KNOW.
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I AIN'T NO MATHIMAGICIAN!
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NEIGHBORHOOD DON'T MAKE NO DAMN
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SENSE TO ME.
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I MEAN, YOU'D GOT TO HAVE A
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PACKAGE STORE HERE AND HERE AND,
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UH, AND HERE.
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AND THERE NEEDS TO BE A
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STRIPTEASE CLUB OPEN ON SUNDAYS.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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SO LET'S ALL GET OUT AND VOTE
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"YES" ON PROP 16 "B"!
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>> Granny: YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T
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PUT A TITTY HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO
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A SCHOOL.
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>> Early: THAT AIN'T NO SCHOOL.
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THAT'S A TERRORIST TRAINING
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CAMP.
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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>> Granny: WELL, IT'S STILL A
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TRADE SCHOOL.
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THEY ARE LEARNING A SKILL.
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>> Early: WAIT, WHAT THE HELL'S
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A TERRORIST TRAINING CAMP DOING
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IN MY TOWN?
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WE GOT TO DRIVE THEM SUMBITCHES
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OUT!
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VOTE "YES" ON PROP 27 "B"!
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>> Granny: CERTAINLY ARE A LOT
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OF SHOPPING OPTIONS, THOUGH.
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EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE'S A
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TARGET.
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OW!
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>> Early: SPACE ALIEN ATTACK!
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>> Granny: THIS CANNOT BE GOOD
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FOR PROPERTY VALUES.
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>> Early: WE'RE BEING
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GENTRIFICATITATED!
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QUICK, GRANNY, INSIDE THE
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URANIUM ENRICHMENT FACILITY
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DISGUISED AS A HOSPITAL!
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DAMN ALIEN SPACE TEENAGERS!
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NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO
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BLOW OUR ASSES UP!
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GRAB YOU A HUMAN SHIELD WOMAN!
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[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]
>> Granny: AAH!
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>> Early: DOUBLE SHIELD!
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>> Rusty: WHOO! HELL YEAH!
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I LAID ME A STONE COLD WHOOPIN'
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ON THAT DAYCARE FACILITY!
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>> NICE JOB, SOLDIER. [ SLURPS ]
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GO AHEAD AND LAY WASTE TO THE
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PLAYGROUND.
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>> Rusty: WAIT A MINUTE.
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SOMETHING'S MOVING DOWN THERE.
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>> OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT
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IT.
KEEP SHOOTING TO EARN MORE GOLD
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COINS.
>> Early: AAH!
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[ STATIC ]
>> WHAT THE HELL?
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WE LOST THE FEED.
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THE DRONE'S DOWN!
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>> Rusty: MAYBE SOMEBODY JUST
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UNPLUGGED THE GAME.
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>> THIS IS NOT A GAME, SOLDIER,
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EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN CAREFULLY
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DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE ONE!
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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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IF THIS WERE TO HAPPEN OVER
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AFGHANISTAN, THE INSURGENTS
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WOULD PUT THEIR BRIGHTEST
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ENGINEERS ON FIGURING OUT OUR
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TECHNOLOGY.
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>> Early: I SAID, WHAT PLANET
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ARE YOU FROM?!
YOU BEST TALK TO ME, ROBOT!
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>> Granny: I HAVE WAYS TO MAKE
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HIM TALK.
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[ KNUCKLES CRACK ]
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I ASK HIM QUESTIONS, AND THEN
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HE'LL ANSWER WITH WORDS.
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>> Early: AND THEN YOU CORNER
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HIM IN THE DAMN KITCHEN AND
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START PRATTLING ABOUT YOUR DAMN
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FOOT PROBLEMS!
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>> Granny: WELL, THEY DON'T MAKE
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PROPER SHOES FOR WOMEN WITH MY
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FOOT BUILD.
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>> Early: THEY DON'T WANT TO
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KNOW AND NEITHER DO I.
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GET THE WATER!
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WE'RE GONNA WATERBOARD HIS ASS!
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>> Granny: SWEET OR UNSWEET?
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>> Early: BITCH, YOU BROUGHT
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TEA?!
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>> Granny: UH, THERE'S ANOTHER
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ONE COMING!
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>> Early: WELL, WELL, NOW.
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IF IT'S A FIGHT THEY WANT, IT'S
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A FIGHT THEY SHALL GET!
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EARLY CUYLER, BABY!
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>> Granny: OR WE COULD JUST GO
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HOME.
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>> Early: ♪ BACK IN THE WOODS,
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40 MILES FROM THE CITY ♪
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♪ AIN'T NOBODY UP HERE BUT US
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SQUIDBILLIES ♪
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♪ WE GOT NO MONEY, AND WE AIN'T
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GOOD-LOOKING ♪
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♪ BUT WE SURE KNOW HOW TO GIVE A
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HEALTHY ASS WHOOPING ♪
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♪ TANGLE WITH US, AND WE'LL MAKE
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YOU PAY ♪
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♪ MOUNTAIN FOLK WILL FIND A WAY,
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HEY ♪
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♪ WE'RE ALWAYS GONNA FIND A
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WAY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE WE NEVER BACK DOWN, AND
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WE DON'T GIVE UP ♪
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♪ LONG AS THE MOONSHINE FILLS MY
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CUP ♪
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♪ AND IF HIP OBAMA TRY AND TAKE
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MY GUN ♪
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♪ WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE MARATHON
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TO MAKE A CANYON RUN ♪
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[ BEEPING ]
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♪ YOU CAN MAKE A WEAPON OUT OF
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TOOTHPASTE AND HAY ♪
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♪ MOUNTAIN FOLK WILL FIND A
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WAY ♪
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>> Both: ♪ WE NEVER DON'T FIND A
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WAY ♪
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>> Early: ♪ MOUNTAIN FOLK WILL
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FIND A WAY ♪
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♪ WE ALWAYS NEVER DON'T FIND A
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WAY ♪
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>> DAMN IT, SON, YOU'RE LOSING
ALL OUR DRONES!
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD
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PLAY THIS GAME!
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>> Rusty: MAN, I SWEAR THERE'S
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SOMETHING DOWN THERE ATTACKING
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US.
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I'M DOING EVERYTHING JUST LIKE
IN THE GAME.
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>> SWITCH OVER TO THERMAL
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IMAGING.
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[ ELECTRONIC WHIRRING, BEEPING ]
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THERE! RIGHT THERE! ATTACK!
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>> Early: OH, HELL, THEY FOUND
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US!
>> Granny: AAH!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
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>> Early: I NEED TO IMPROTIZE,
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CREATE A DIVERSION.
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NOW, YOU GET ON UP THERE IN THAT
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CLEARING AND DO SOME OF THAT
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SQUARE DANCING YOU LOVE SO DAMN
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MUCH.
>> Granny: BUT THAT'S WHERE
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THEY'RE SHOOTING!
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>> Early: WELL, IN HERE IS WHERE
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I'M SHOOTING!
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>> Granny: ♪ CHICKEN IN THE
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BREAD PEN PICKING OUT DOUGH ♪
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♪ TURN TO YOUR PARTNER AND DOH
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SEE DOH ♪
>> Rusty: GRANNY?
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>> THE TERRORIST!
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THERE HE IS!
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>> Rusty: ACTUALLY, IT'S A SHE,
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BUT I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'D MAKE
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THAT MISTAKE, THOUGH.
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SHE AIN'T ALWAYS HAD THAT BEARD.
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>> I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHATEVER
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IT IS DOWN THERE!
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YOU...LIGHT...IT...UP!
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>> Early: LISTEN HERE A.T. ALIEN
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MANS!
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SHE'S RIGGED TO BLOW!
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NOW, IF YOU BLOW HER UP, I'LL
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BLOW HER UP, AND THIS WHOLE
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SHOOTING MATCH WILL BLOW UP!
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YOU GOT THAT?!
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BUT IF YOU LEAVE THIS HERE
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PLANET AND DON'T BLOW HER UP,
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I'LL STILL BLOW HER UP!
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>> Granny: WAIT, WHAT?
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>> Early: EITHER WAY, SHE BLOWS
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UP!
>> HE'S BLUFFING.
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VERY WEIRDLY.
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>> Rusty: NO, SIR, IT AIN'T NO
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BLUFF.
>> HE BELIEVES IT.
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>> WELL, HE'S STILL A MORON.
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HE TAPED A BOTTLE ROCKET AND A
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REMOTE CONTROL TO HER.
>> Early: BRING IT ON, YOU SON
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OF A MARTIAN BITCH!
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I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY, WALKING
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IN THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF
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THE DOLLS, BEYOND THE -- THE
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VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF THE
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DOLLS.
>> OKAY, NOW HE'S BUTCHERING
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LINES FROM "TOMBSTONE."
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>> Early: IT'S THE DAMN GUN
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MOVIE WITH THE BIBLE VALLEY IN
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IT!
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>> JUST INCINERATE HIM, SON.
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>> Rusty: BUT THEY'RE MY KIN.
390
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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>> DO YOU WANT MONEY FOR COLLEGE
392
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OR NOT?!
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TAKE...THEM...OUT!
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ AIR RUSHING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> Early: OH, PLEASE, SPARE ME!
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SPARE ME, PLEASE!
399
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JUST TAKE THE WOMAN!
400
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TAKE THE WOMAN!
401
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PLEASE!
402
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NO!
403
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WHOO!
404
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,818
>> Granny: YAY!
405
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>> Early: NOW THAT'S HOW A
COUNTRY MAN DO!
406
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>> Granny: THEY BOUGHT THE
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BLUFF!
408
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WHAT BLUFF NOW?
409
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[ STATIC ]
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>> Rusty: [ Chuckling ] WELL,
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YOU -- Y-YOU CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL,
412
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RIGHT, SERGEANT?
413
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NOW, WHERE DO I GO TO GET MY
414
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COLLEGE MONEY?
>> PAKISTAN.
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>> Rusty: WE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO
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BE OVER THERE.
417
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,604
>> WE'RE NOT OVER THERE, BUT YOU
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WILL BE.
>> Rusty: WELL, UH, I QUIT.
419
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THAT'S HOW MY DADDY DO IT WHEN
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HE DON'T LIKE WHAT HE'S HEARING.
421
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>> THAT AIN'T HOW THE ARMY
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WORKS, SON.
423
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NOW, GO PACK YOUR GEAR.
424
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YOU SHIP OUT IN AN HOUR.
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[ BIRD CALLING ]
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UH, DADDY?
427
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DADDY, HOW LONG I GOT TO STAY IN
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THIS WALL OF MUD?
429
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>> Early: HOW LONG YOU SIGN UP
430
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FOR?
>> Rusty: UM, THREE YEARS.
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>> Early: THREE YEARS THEN.
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>> Rusty: AW, ARE YOU SAYING --
433
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>> Early: SHUT UP, MUD.
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[ BIRD CALLING ]
435
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WHOO!
436
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:42,475
YOU STAY IN THAT WALL NOW.
437
00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:43,943
I'M GONNA GO SEE IF THERE'S ANY
438
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MEAT LEFT.
439
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♪ MOUNTAIN FOLK WILL FIND A WAY,
440
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HEY ♪
441
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♪ WE'RE ALWAYS GONNA FIND A
442
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WAY ♪
443
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♪ 'CAUSE WE NEVER BACK DOWN, AND
444
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,122
WE DON'T GIVE UP ♪
445
00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:58,658
♪ LONG AS THE MOONSHINE FILLS MY
446
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CUP ♪
447
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♪ AND IF HIP OBAMA TRY AND TAKE
448
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,061
MY GUN ♪
449
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,729
♪ WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE MARATHON
450
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TO MAKE A CANYON RUN ♪
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