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[ STATIC ]
[ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ SOMETIMES I WISH
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♪ THE SUN WOULD EXPLODE
♪ WELL, WHEN JESUS
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♪ GONNA TAKE ME
♪ TO HIS KINGDOM
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♪ JESUS GONNA TAKE ME
♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
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BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
Rusty: MY TURN.
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Early: HELL NO.
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Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
THING!
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Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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Lil: [ GULPING ]
GO ON. GET IT IN THE CLEAVAGE.
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Granny: NOW, DON'T BE
DRINKIN' TOO MUCH TONIGHT, LIL.
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'MEMBER LAST TIME, YOU THOUGHT
YOU WAS SEDUCIN' THE BASS
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PLAYER, AND YOU WAS HUMPIN' THE
ROADIE.
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Lil: HE HAD A GUITAR!
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Granny: HIS WALLET'S ON A
CHAIN!
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HE'S A ROADIE!
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YOU ALWAYS GOTTA CHECK THE
FINGERS FOR CALLUSES.
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WHAT THE HELL DID I TEACH YOU?!
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Early: WELL, HELL, YOU'RE
GONNA BE FACEDOWN IN YOUR OWN
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SICK.
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WHO GIVES A DAMN WHO YOU MAKIN'
LOVE TO?
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Lil: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE I'M ON THE LIST.
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PLUS TWO!
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[ Laughing ] BOOMBADA-BOOMBADA.
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Granny: LIL, PLEASE.
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YOU KEEP SHAKIN' 'EM LIKE THAT,
THEY GONNA SNAP OFF AGAIN.
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Lil: GONNA GET SIDEWAYS
TONIGHT!
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WHOO-WEE!
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Early: DON'T YOU GET TOO DAMN
TORE UP, NOW.
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YOU GOT METH TO COOK IN THE
MORNIN'.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
SORRY, MS. CUYLER.
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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LET YOU IN.
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Lil: SURE YOU DON'T WANNA
CHECK THE LIST AGAIN?
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[ LAUGHS SEDUCTIVELY ]
YOU'RE ON THE LIST.
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YEAH, YOU'RE IN THERE.
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OH, YEAH.
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ONE MIND ERASER.
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THAT'S 3 BUCKS.
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Lil: NOT FOR ME.
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OHHH...YEAH.
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Lil: COME ON!
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PLAY SOME DAMN BUFFETT!
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SORRY, LADY.
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WE DON'T TAKE REQUESTS.
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I THINK WE COULD DO
"CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE."
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PLEASE, DON'T TALK TO ME.
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I CAN'T FOCUS.
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HERE'S ANOTHER MIND ERASER.
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OHHH...YEAH.
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Lil: HEY, HOT STUFF.
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[ WHEEZES ]
I'M MARRIED.
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Lil: OH, COME ON.
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YOUR WIFE AIN'T HERE.
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ACTUALLY, SHE IS.
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CLOSER TO THE WINDOW, PLEASE,
HONEY.
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OH, YEAH.
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ANOTHER MIND ERASER?
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Lil: [ VOMITS ]
WELL...I'LL SEE YOU AT THE
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CAR, I GUESS.
NO PRESSURE.
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Lil: [ GROANS ]
HEY, YOU'RE ON THE ROAD TO
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RUIN WITH ALL THIS DRINKIN' AND
DRUGGIN' THAT YOU'RE DOIN'.
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YOU NEED TO MAKE A CHANGE BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.
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ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M IN NO
POSITION TO JUDGE.
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BUT YOU'RE DOIN' A FABULOUS JOB
RIGHT NOW.
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
Lil: [ GROANS ]
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Sheriff: LIL? HONEY?
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UH, DO YOU HAVE A RIDE HOME?
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Lil: THAT DEPENDS.
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YOU GOT A PENIS?
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Early: YEAH, BABY!
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR.
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MONEY SWEET MAKES ME HOLL--
WHA-- WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?!
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Granny: AW, SHE PROBABLY MET
HER A SPECIAL SOMEONE LAST
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NIGHT, THEN HAD SEX WITH HIM FOR
DRUG MONEY.
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OH, TO BE 55 AGAIN.
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Early: [ SMACKS LIPS ]
LAST NIGHT'S VOMIT!
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I KNEW SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE
PARTIED ON A COOK NIGHT!
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Lil: [ SNORING ]
Sheriff: [ SIGHS ]
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WAKE UP, LIL.
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RISE AND SHINE.
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Lil: [ COUGHS ]
DID WE DO IT? WHAT HAPPENED?
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Sheriff: YOU WERE AS HIGH AS
COTTON IN JUNE LAST NIGHT,
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GIRLFRIEND.
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Lil: YEAH, WELL, THANKS FOR
WATCHIN' MY BACK -- WAS REAL
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NICE.
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BUT I GOT SOMEWHERE I GOTS TO
BE.
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[ COUGHS ]
Sheriff: YEAH, YOU DO, UH,
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ACTUALLY.
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YOU GOT A COURT DATE IN ABOUT 20
MINUTES.
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Lil: WHAT?
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Sheriff: YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO
LOOK PRESENTABLE FOR THE JUDGE,
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TOO, SO HERE'S YOUR WIG AND YOUR
TEETH AND YOUR, UH...
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FRISBEE THING.
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Lil: THAT'S MY DIAPHRAGM.
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I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO
SLIPPERY TO BE A FRISBEE!
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Sheriff: DENNY, PASS ME THAT
SOAP.
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UGH!
I CAUGHT IT WITH MY MOUTH!
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[ GAVEL BANGS ]
SOLICITATION OF PROSTITUTION,
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PETTY THEFT, FELONY POSSESSION
OF NARCOTICS AND DRUG
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PARAPHERNALIA.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT SOME SERIOUS
JAIL TIME, HERE.
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Lil: PERMISSION TO APPROACH
THE BENCH?
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N-NO. NO. NO, NO, NO. NO.
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NOW, I-I'VE GOTTEN IN ENOUGH
TROUBLE WITH MY PENIS PUMP IN
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THIS COURT.
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YOU'RE GOING INTO DRUG
REHABILITATION.
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THE SHERIFF HAS VOUCHED FOR YOU,
AND YOU'LL BE A WARD OF THE
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STATE UNDER HIS SUPERVISION.
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Sheriff: COME ON.
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LET'S GET YOU SETTLED IN AT MY
PLACE, ALL RIGHT?
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HOPE YOU LIKE CATS.
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'CAUSE I SURE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
'EM.
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Early: AW, HELL!
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WE AIN'T GOT NO DAMN INVENTORY!
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THIS IS OUR BIG DAY FOR
WALK-INS!
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Granny: WE GOT US SOME
CUSTOMERS, EARLY.
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DO SOMETHIN'!
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Early: WHERE THE HELL'S IT
GO?
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WHICH END DOES IT COME OUT OF?
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J-JUST PUT IT IN THE DAMN VIAL!
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PUT IT IN THE VIAL!
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Rusty: DADDY, THAT'S MY ROCK
CANDY FROM RUBY FALLS.
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Early: IT'S PRODUCT NOW.
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Rusty: AW, MAN!
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THERE'S MORE COMIN'!
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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Granny: TAKE THE LAWN MOWER
TO RUBY FALLS AND GET SOME MORE
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ROCK CANDY.
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Rusty: WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER
JUST FOR ME TO GO OUT AND FIND
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AUNT LIL?
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Early: I HOPE YOU FIND HER
DAMN ASS CHOKED-OUT DEAD IN A
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DITCH FOR HER NOT TO BE HERE ON
TIME!
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
WELL, HEY, THERE, LIL!
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Granny: OH, WE MISSED YOU SO
MUCH.
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Early: WE WAS JUST TALKIN'
ABOUT YOU.
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Granny: GET BACK IN THERE AND
RUN THAT LAB.
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Sheriff: Y'ALL BACK AWAY FROM
YOUR SISTER.
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Early: THIS WON'T NONE OF
YOUR CONCERN, SHERIFF.
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THIS HERE IS A PRIVATE FAMILY
MATTER, AND THIS HERE IS A
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PRIVATE FAMILY METH LAB.
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Sheriff: YEAH, YEAH, I SAW
THE SIGN.
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Granny: WE REALLY OUGHTA
CHANGE THAT OUT.
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Sheriff: GO AHEAD AND TELL
'EM, LIL.
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IT'S OKAY.
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Lil: [ EXHALES ]
WELL...I'M DONE WITH METH.
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I GUESS.
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Early: [ LAUGHS ]
LISTEN TO HER A-JOKIN'.
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AIN'T SHE IN A GOOD MOOD?
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YEAH! WE ALL TOGETHER AGAIN!
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Lil: NO. THIS IS IT.
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I WASTED TOO MUCH OF MY LIFE
MAKIN' AND SNORTIN' AND SELLIN'
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DRUGS AND MESSIN' UP MY BRAIN,
AND FOR WHAT?
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Early: MONEY, RIGHT?
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NO?
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WHY NOT?
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Granny: OH, LIL, I'M SO PROUD
OF YA -- FINALLY PUTTIN' THOSE
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UGLY DEMONS TO REST.
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BUT THAT DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T
STILL COOK FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S
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DEMONS, RIGHT?
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THEY'RE STILL HUNGRY, RIGHT?
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Lil: I'M PACKIN' UP MY STUFF
AND I'M MOVIN' OUT.
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AND MAYBE JUST...TAKE ONE MORE
LITTLE HIT FOR THE ROAD.
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Sheriff: NO. NO. LIL.
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CLEAN BREAK, COLD TURKEY.
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Early: YOU CAN'T TAKE HER!
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THIS HERE IS A RIGHT-TO-WORK
STATE!
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SHE'S GOT THE RIGHT TO WORK FOR
ME!
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WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR ALL THEM
SHOTGUN SHELLS I DONE SHOOT UP
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IN THE AIR?
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JUST HOW AM I GONNA BUY MORE OF
THESE HATS WITH THE SAYIN's?
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Granny: WELL, THERE GO THE
EXPANSION PLANS.
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ALABAMA FRANCHISE, MY ASS!
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I HAVEN'T SHOT ONE
CLANDESTINE PHOTO UP A SKIRT IN
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OVER NINE DAYS.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
Sheriff: IT'S EASY.
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HERE -- I'LL SHOW YOU.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
THANK YOU, RANDY.
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BUT YOU STILL HAVE A CAMERA ON
YOUR SHOE, THOUGH, DON'T YOU?
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BUT IT'S NOT ON, AND THAT'S
HALF THE BATTLE.
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[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
Lil: [ COUGHS ]
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Sheriff: UH, I'D LIKE TO
SHARE SOMETHIN' WITH THE GROUP,
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PLEASE.
ANYBODY ELSE?
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Sheriff: H-HELLO?
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ANYONE?
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Sheriff: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
BESIDES THE SHERIFF?
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Sheriff: I-I'VE GOT SOMETHIN'
NEW.
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SURE. GO AHEAD.
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HOG THE TIME LIKE YOU USUALLY
DO.
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Sheriff: UH, HOWDY, Y'ALL.
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BOYD.
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Y'ALL PROBABLY KNOW ME.
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I'M THE SHERIFF OF THE COUNTY.
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SURE, I LOOK INVINCIBLE TO YA,
BUT EVEN I HAVE A WEAKNESS.
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REALLY MORE OF A DIETARY
PREFERENCE.
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Sheriff: I-I'M NOT EVEN SURE
I CAN SAY THIS OUT LOUD.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
I...
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I'M...
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YOU'RE A CHOCOHOLIC.
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Sheriff: I'M A CHOCOHOLIC.
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[ Voice breaking ] THERE, I'VE
SAID IT -- A CHOCOHOLIC.
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OKAY, HERE COMES THE APRON.
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OH, LORD!
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GIVE ME YOUR EVERLASTING
PATIENCE.
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Sheriff: I-I JUST NEED TO OWN
THIS.
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Lil: [ LAUGHS ]
FATTY'S GOT A SWEET TOOTH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
WHOA!
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HEY, IS THAT LIL CUYLER OVER
THERE?
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[ LAUGHS ]
GOOD LORD, JESUS.
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WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN BEGIN?
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Lil: OH, COME ON.
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THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' TO TELL.
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I AIN'T GOT NO PROBLEM.
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I WAKE UP, WAKE-AND-BAKE TO TAKE
THE EDGE OFF, THEN I POP A
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COUPLE OF JUMPERS TO GET MY EDGE
BACK, THEN A COUPLE OF PEPPERS
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TO ROUND IT ALL OFF, AND THEN I
BAKE AGAIN TO BRING IT BACK DOWN
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AND JUST KEEP DOIN' THAT.
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I GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN.
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I CAN'T BE --
[ SNORING ]
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[ LAUGHS ] HEY, LIL?
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[ LAUGHS ] UP HERE, SWEETIE.
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Lil: HUH?! WHAT?
THERE YOU GO.
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Lil: DID WE JUST DO IT?
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YOU CAN'T CONQUER THIS ALONE.
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AND I'LL HELP YOU STAND PROUD ON
YOUR OWN TWO FEET.
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WIDER.
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WIDER.
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GET 'EM OUT A LITTLE WIDER SO
YOU CAN BE MORE PROUDER.
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IS THE CAMERA ON NOW, RANDY?
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[ CAMERA CLICKING ]
THE TECHNOLOGY JUST MAKES IT
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TOO EASY.
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Lil: I APPRECIATE Y'ALL
TRYIN' TO SUPPORT ME.
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REALLY, I DO.
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BUT I-I GOT SUPPORT FROM MY
PEOPLE BACK HOME.
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Sheriff: YOUR PEOPLE?
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LIKE YOUR BROTHER?
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HOW MANY TIMES HAS EARLY RIPPED
OUT YOUR FILLINGS WHILE YOU WAS
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PASSED OUT?
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Lil: HE'S JUST A PRANKSTER.
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Sheriff: REMEMBER WHEN YOU
WOKE UP AND THEY HAD A LAMP AND
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A DOILY LAID OUT ON YOUR BACK?
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Lil: [ Voice breaking ] YES,
I DO.
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Sheriff: HE MADE YOU INTO HIS
NIGHTSTAND, LIL.
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AND YOU CALL THAT LOVE?
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Early: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I
DO!
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A FAMILY SERVES EACH OTHER'S
NEEDS, AND I NEEDED SOMEPLACE TO
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SET MY BEER.
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Sheriff: EARLY, LIL'S ON THE
STRAIGHT AND NARROW NOW, AND SHE
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DON'T NEED YOU TEMPTIN' HER
WITH --
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Early: MMM.
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Sheriff: WHAT IS THAT?
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Early: MMM-MMM-MMM!
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HOMEMADE MARSHMALLER FUDGE.
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Sheriff: T-TENNESSEE MOUNTAIN
FUDGE?
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00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:02,209
Early: YEAH, THEY GIVIN' OUT
FREE SAMPLES OVER AT
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DOC CHOCOLATES IN GATLINBURG.
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00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,209
Sheriff: YOU KNOW, MAYBE I
OUGHTA GET ON UP THERE AND MAKE
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SURE THEY'RE UP TO CODE IN
GATLINBURG.
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Early: COME ON, LIL.
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WE GOIN' HOME.
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00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:14,292
I'M GONNA DRINK ME A BEER, AND I
NEED ME A PLACE TO SET IT.
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00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:17,918
Lil: I TOLD YOU, EARLY, I AM
STAYIN' HERE AND I'M GETTIN'
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CLEAN.
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00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:20,083
Early: COME ON, NOW, DARLIN'.
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00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:24,667
I MISS THE OLD LIL -- THAT FUN
LITTLE GAL WHO COOKED AND SOLD
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ALL THE METH AND GAVE ME ALL THE
MONEY, THEN LAID FACEDOWN IN HER
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OWN FILTH AND RARELY SPOKE A
WORD TO ME.
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THEM THAR WAS THE GOOD TIMES.
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Lil: THAT LIL IS GONE --
FOREVER.
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00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:40,626
Early: WELL, IF SHE EVER
CHANGES HER MIND, I'M JUST GONNA
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LEAVE THIS AS A LITTLE GIFT FOR
HER.
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00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:56,959
LEAVE THIS AS A LITTLE GIFT FOR
HER.
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00:09:57,042 --> 00:09:57,959
Lil: THIS IS ROCK SALT.
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Early: I KNOW THAT, DAMN IT,
AND SO DO THEY!
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HELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO
KNOWS HOW TO COOK!
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00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:02,959
Lil: MAYBE YOU OUGHTA TRY
SOBRIETY, EARLY.
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00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:04,959
YES, EARLY.
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00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:06,334
I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT QUITE A BIT
TO SHARE, DON'T YOU?
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00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:10,167
Early: HOW ABOUT SHARIN'
THIS?!
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00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,375
WHAT THE DAMN...?
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00:10:11,459 --> 00:10:13,751
Lil: YOU DRANK ALL OF IT ON
THE WAY OVER HERE, DIDN'T YA?
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00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:15,250
DIDN'T YA?
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00:10:15,334 --> 00:10:16,792
Early: JUST SHUT UP!
283
00:10:16,876 --> 00:10:18,042
I GOT MY DAMN PROBLEMS UNDER
CONTROL!
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00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,959
I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT TO!
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00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:24,417
Sheriff: LIL, I'M SO PROUD OF
YOU.
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00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:28,334
HELL [LAUGHS] YOU STRONGER THAN
I WAS.
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00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:31,417
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
I THOUGHT I COULD EAT JUST ONE
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OF THESE, BUT HELL, THEY'RE
DOUBLE-FUDGE-STUFFED.
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00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:37,042
Lil: IF I CAN'T TRICK OR COOK
OR TAKE OR USE, WHAT THE HELL AM
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00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:38,500
I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE?
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00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:41,334
Sheriff: WELL, I FOUND YOU
SOME LEGITIMATE WORK.
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00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,792
HERE -- TAKE THIS TO THE GUY.
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00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:45,834
HE KNOWS YOU'RE COMIN', AND
YOU'LL SEE WHAT I'M TALKIN'
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ABOUT.
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00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:49,083
GO ON, GAL.
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00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:52,709
DRINK IN THE EXCITEMENT OF A
SOBER LIFE.
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[ NEEDLE BUZZING ]
CAN I GET SOME MORE BLUE,
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00:11:02,459 --> 00:11:02,834
PLEASE?
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00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:04,000
Lil: ALL RIGHT.
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00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:05,000
[ SQUIRT ]
OHHH.
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00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:08,876
YEAH. THAT SHOULD DO IT.
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00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:14,918
THIS TRAMP STAMP'S A TRIBUTE
TO OUR FALLEN HEROES OF 9/11.
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00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,083
HO-- YOU SAID 311, RIGHT?
304
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,167
LIKE, THE BAND?
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00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,375
WHATEVER.
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00:11:20,459 --> 00:11:21,959
MORE BLUE, PLEASE.
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00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:25,834
[ SQUIRT ]
Lil: HAND ME THAT DAMN
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00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,000
MOTORCYCLE MAGAZINE.
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00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:30,042
I SUPPOSE I COULD FLIP THROUGH
THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.
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