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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,503 [ STATIC ] 2 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:04,471 [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:07,007 >> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND 4 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:09,976 BURIED ♪ 5 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,812 ♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD 6 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:15,982 JUST EXPLODE ♪ 7 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:19,252 ♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO 8 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,821 HIS KINGDOM ♪ 9 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:24,391 ♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF 10 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:27,694 BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪ 11 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,561 >> Rusty: MY TURN. >> Early: HELL NO. 12 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:30,764 >> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:31,564 THING! 14 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:34,267 >> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM! 15 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,001 [ GRUNTING ] GET IN THERE! 16 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:37,203 >> Granny: HEADED OUT ON YOUR 17 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,104 FISHIN' TRIP, HUH? 18 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,706 >> Early: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 19 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:40,607 A GUYS' WEEKEND. 20 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:41,841 JUST ME AND THE GUYS. 21 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:43,243 >> Rusty: ALL RIGHT! YEAH! 22 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,110 GUYS' WEEKEND! 23 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,378 >> Early: NO. NO GUYS. 24 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:46,212 NOT THIS GUY. 25 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:47,714 >> Granny: WELL, WHAT GUYS? 26 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:48,882 >> Early: NO GUYS, DAMN IT! 27 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:49,749 [ TRUCK DOOR SLAMS ] 28 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:50,784 >> Granny: WELL, HOW YOU 29 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,052 SUPPOSED TO DO ANY FISHIN' WHEN 30 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,353 YOU AIN'T BRUNG NO FISHIN' POLE 31 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,521 OR TACKLE? 32 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:55,622 >> Early: EHH...IT'S, UH... 33 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,589 IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 34 00:00:56,689 --> 00:00:57,891 YEAH, YOU KNOW, IN FRONT OF THE 35 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:58,625 TRUCK. GO ON UP IN THERE AND GET IT, 36 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,126 WHY DON'T YA? [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 37 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:02,362 >> Rusty: GRANNY, DON'T DO THAT. 38 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:03,463 >> Granny: WHAT KIND OF DAMN 39 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,864 FOOL LEAVES HIS GEAR UP IN FRONT 40 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:05,598 OF THE TRUCK? 41 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:06,733 YOU'RE GONNA JUST RUN OVER IT. 42 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,301 >> Early: THE SOUTH'S GONNA DO 43 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,235 IT AGAIN, BABY! WHOO! 44 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,739 >> Granny: HEY! WAIT! YOUR POLE! 45 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,407 >> Early: DAMN 80-INCH RIMS! 46 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:15,942 I JACKED HER UP TOO HIGH! 47 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,077 NEXT TIME, BITCH! 48 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,611 >> Sheriff: RUSTY, WHERE'S YOUR 49 00:01:18,711 --> 00:01:19,712 DADDY RUNNIN' OFF TO? 50 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:21,114 THE RACE WAR AIN'T TILL 2014, 51 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:22,649 ACCORDIN' TO THIS HERE PAMPHLET 52 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:23,416 HE WROTE. 53 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,717 >> Rusty: WELL, HE'S GOIN' TO 54 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,152 HIS GUYS-ONLY FISHIN' WEEKEND. 55 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,253 >> Sheriff: DAMN IT! 56 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,755 HE SAID I WAS GONNA GET TO GO! 57 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:29,989 THIS YEAR, I KNOW I'M OLD 58 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:30,623 ENOUGH! 59 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:31,758 >> Rusty: WELL, WE COULD 60 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,159 SURPRISE HIM, 'CEPT HE DON'T 61 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,561 NEVER TELL NOBODY WHERE THAT 62 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:35,795 SECRET FISHIN' HOLE IS. 63 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,263 >> Sheriff: OH, WE'LL FIND IT. 64 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:37,897 [ CHUCKLES ] WITH THIS. 65 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,265 [ BEEPING ] 66 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:40,500 >> Rusty: WHAT'S THAT THING? 67 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,935 >> Sheriff: TRACKIN' DEVICE. 68 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:43,470 YOU SEE, YOUR DADDY GOT HIMSELF 69 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:45,004 IN A LITTLE SPOT OF TROUBLE DOWN 70 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:45,738 AT BOYD'S. 71 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,341 [ DRILL WHIRRING ] 72 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,410 >> Early: CAN I HELP YOU, GLENN? 73 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:51,511 >> CAN I, UH... 74 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,745 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 75 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,013 I, UH, I GOT TO GO. 76 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,949 >> Early: GOD DANG UNISEXUAL 77 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:56,683 BATHROOM! ALL RIGHT. 78 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,519 BUT YOU WATCH OUT FOR MY CAMERA 79 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:00,353 EQUIPMENT. 80 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:01,454 IT'S EXPENSIVE. 81 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:02,856 >> I, UH, I CAN'T REALLY GO WITH 82 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:03,590 YOU LOOKIN'. 83 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:04,757 >> Early: COME ON, GLENN. 84 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:05,592 BE PROFESSIONAL. 85 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,026 HELL, I AIN'T INTERESTED IN YOU. 86 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:07,861 ITS THE WOMERNS. 87 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,095 HOLD UP SOME T.P. SO I CAN 88 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:09,829 WHITE-BALANCE. 89 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,097 >> Sheriff: EARLY, COME ON. 90 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,031 YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 91 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,433 >> Early: RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES! 92 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,267 OW! 93 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,368 >> Sheriff: THE COUNTY'S BEEN ON 94 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,003 ME TO CHEMICALLY CASTRATE YOUR 95 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,505 DADDY FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW, 96 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,140 BUT, BOY [CHUCKLES] HE CAN TALK 97 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,474 HIS WAY OUT OF DAMN NEAR 98 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:22,308 ANYTHING. 99 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,144 >> Early: I SWEAR I WON'T NEVER 100 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,011 DO IT AGAIN! 101 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:26,513 PINKIE PROMISE! I SWEAR! 102 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:27,981 NOW WHO'S GOT THE SUMBITCHIN' 103 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:28,515 GUN?! GET ON YOUR KNEES! 104 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,116 [ GUN COCKS ] 105 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,451 >> PUT IT DOWN. 106 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:32,986 >> Early: AW, HELL! 107 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,454 >> Sheriff: SEE, WE IMPLANTED 108 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,788 YOUR DADDY WITH A CHIP SO WE 109 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:36,990 COULD KEEP TRACK OF HIS 110 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:37,657 MOVEMENTS. 111 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:38,691 [ BEEPING QUICKENS ] 112 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,226 >> Rusty: SHERIFF, WE JUST SEEN 113 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,027 HIM DRIVE OFF. 114 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:42,495 >> Sheriff: Shh! He's in here! 115 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:43,463 [ BEEPING STOPS ] EARLY! 116 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:45,398 YOU MIGHT WANNA BACK AWAY FROM 117 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:46,733 THE DOOR, EARLY, BECAUSE... 118 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:47,700 BAM! THAT JUST HAPPENED. 119 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:48,801 >> Rusty: WE JUST SEEN HIM DRIVE 120 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:49,369 OFF. >> Sheriff: EARLY? 121 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:51,171 >> Rusty: SHERIFF, HE AIN'T DOWN 122 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:51,838 THERE. 123 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,239 >> Sheriff: YOU IN THERE? 124 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:53,973 DAMN IT! 125 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,875 I'M CALLIN' IN THE DIVE TEAM. 126 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:57,010 DENNY, GET YOUR SNORKEL. 127 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:58,478 >> Rusty: SHERIFF, WE JUST SEEN 128 00:02:58,545 --> 00:02:59,212 HIM DRIVE OFF. 129 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:00,580 >> Sheriff: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 130 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,981 I'M GETTIN' A POSITIVE READIN' 131 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:02,749 RIGHT HERE. 132 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,651 HELL, I PUT THE CHIP IN MYSELF. 133 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:05,685 >> Early: [ CRYING ] 134 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,220 >> Sheriff: OH, EARLY, DON'T 135 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:07,987 CRY. 136 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,189 I-IT'S JUST LIKE GETTIN' YOUR 137 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,823 EAR PIERCED -- JUST AT THE BASE 138 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:11,724 OF YOUR SPINE. 139 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,259 >> Early: BUT IT'S GONNA HURT! 140 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,928 CAN I -- CAN I HAVE A HUG FIRST, 141 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:15,762 PLE-E-E-ASE?! [ GUN COCKS ] 142 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,164 NOW WHO'S GOT THE SUMBITCHIN' 143 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:18,698 GUN?! GET ON YOUR KNEES! 144 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:20,366 [ GUN COCKS ] >> PUT IT DOWN. 145 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,535 >> Early: AW, DAMN IT! 146 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:25,004 >> Sheriff: I SAW IT GO IN HIM. 147 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,372 I'M NOT STUPID. 148 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:28,608 >> AW, YOU GAVE IT TO HIM IN 149 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,610 PEACH COBBLER, DIDN'T YOU? 150 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,078 DIDN'T YOU? 151 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:33,179 >> Early: [ Crying ] OH! 152 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,414 >> Sheriff: EARLY, THERE'S NO 153 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:35,114 REASON TO CRY. 154 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,917 COME ON. ICE CREAM. 155 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,619 BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN HOW IT 156 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,121 GOT DOWN IN THE -- 157 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,389 OH. 158 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,024 DAMN. 159 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:46,726 WELL, GET DOWN THERE AND GET 160 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:47,527 THAT CHIP. 161 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,362 IT'S THE ONLY ONE THE COUNTY'S 162 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:49,963 GOT. 163 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,364 >> [ SIGHS ] DIVER DOWN. 164 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,466 [ SQUISH ] 165 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:57,537 >> Rusty: HELL, THIS LAKE AIN'T 166 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:58,304 THAT BIG. 167 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,572 I RECKON DADDY'S FISHIN' HOLE'S 168 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:00,974 GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 169 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,909 >> Sheriff: [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 170 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,078 LOOK AT YOU, RUSTY -- SO FOCUSED 171 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,146 ON THE FINISH LINE, YOU CAN'T 172 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,781 EVEN ENJOY THE RACE. 173 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,650 LET'S PAUSE HERE A MOMENT. 174 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,318 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 175 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,054 CAST WITH ME, BOY, AND HARKEN TO 176 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:16,389 THE RIVER'S SONG. 177 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,558 [ PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYS ] 178 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:27,300 >> Rusty: SO WE AIN'T GONNA DO 179 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,601 REGULAR FISHIN'-TRIP THINGS, 180 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:29,936 LIKE CRACK OPEN SOME COLD ONES 181 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,404 OR PEE IN THE RIVER AND MAKE THE 182 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,171 FISH CLEAN IT UP? 183 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,607 >> Sheriff: NOPE. WE JUST WAIT. 184 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,943 THE FISH, LIKE ALL THINGS THAT 185 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,012 GLADDEN US, COME BY GRACE. 186 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,080 >> Rusty: ALL RIGHT, THEN. 187 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,455 DAMN, BOY, WE AIN'T CATCHIN' NO 188 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,857 FISH WITH YOUR DEAD BAIT. 189 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,492 >> Sheriff: AWW, BUT DON'T YOU 190 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:53,192 SEE, RUSTY? 191 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,961 FLY-FISHIN' AIN'T ABOUT CATCHIN' 192 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:55,662 FISH. 193 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:56,996 IT'S A DANCE BETWEEN MAN AND 194 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:57,797 NATURE. 195 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:58,865 >> Rusty: HELL YEAH! I GOT ONE! 196 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,033 >> Sheriff: WHERE'D YOU -- 197 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:00,967 WHERE? RIGHT THERE? 198 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,669 >> Rusty: RIGHT HERE! NOODLIN'! 199 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,370 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS FIND A NEST 200 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,972 AND SHOVE YOUR ARM UP IN IT. 201 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,040 WHOO! ANOTHER 'UN! 202 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,174 >> Sheriff: NO, THANKS. 203 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:09,642 THE FISH, LIKE ALL THINGS THAT 204 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:10,977 GLADDEN US, ARE GONNA LIKE MY 205 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,312 HAND-TIED LURES JUST FINE. 206 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,379 >> Rusty: AND ANOTHER! 207 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,614 >> Sheriff: OH, COME ON! 208 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:15,982 >> Rusty: I'M GONNA GET THESE 209 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,884 OL' BOYS READY FOR THE PAN! 210 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,686 >> Sheriff: WHAT, DO YOU JUST... 211 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,454 STICK YOUR FINGERS DOWN THERE 212 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,156 LIKE THAT AND THEN GRAB 'EM? 213 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,491 OOOOH! IT'S GROSS! 214 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:26,859 >> OOH. NICE WADERS, POSER. 215 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,227 TAKE THE PRICE TAG OFF NEXT 216 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,662 TIME, HUH? 217 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:31,230 >> HIS FINGERS LOOK DAMN GOOD, 218 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:31,731 THOUGH. 219 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:32,732 >> YEAH, THEY DO. 220 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,067 >> Sheriff: OOH! 221 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:34,901 [ LAUGHS ] 222 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,469 I THINK I GOT A NIBBLE. 223 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,871 OHH! 224 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:40,306 >> Rusty: YOU SAY SOMETHIN', 225 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:41,908 SHERIFF? 226 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:42,842 SHERIFF?! SHERIFF?! 227 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,211 SHERIFF, COME ON! 228 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:45,745 SHERIFF! HOLD YOUR BREATH! 229 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:47,480 I'M COMIN' DOWN! 230 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,881 >> Early: CAN YOU MAKE THAT 231 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:49,582 NOISE QUIT? 232 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:50,683 >> AFRAID NOT, SIR. 233 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:51,718 IT'S A PUBLIC LAKE. 234 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:52,919 >> Early: I'M GONNA BE 235 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,020 BEAUTIFUL, AIN'T I? 236 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:54,754 >> YES...SIR. 237 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,823 YOU'LL BE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 238 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,927 >> Sheriff: [ SIGHS ] 239 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:01,661 WHERE AM I? 240 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,597 >> [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ] 241 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,265 >> Sheriff: I-I-I DON'T 242 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,333 UNDERSTAND. 243 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,201 >> [ COUGHS ] SORRY. 244 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,436 YOU ARE NOW IN THE DEPTHS OF 245 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,271 LAKE OKALEECHEE AT THE GATES OF 246 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,373 CATFISH KINGDOM. 247 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:15,174 [ Echoing ] CAST YOUR EYES UPON 248 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,210 IT. 249 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:20,012 >> Sheriff: LORD. 250 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,447 HOW'D Y'ALL GET A PERMIT TO 251 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:22,181 BUILD THIS? 252 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,916 ANYTHING OVER TWO STORIES IS 253 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:25,618 SUPPOSED TO GET A VARIANCE. 254 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:26,953 >> YOUR LAWS HAVE NO 255 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,221 JURISDICTION HERE. 256 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:30,356 YOU DARE TO CALL US TRASH FISH, 257 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,024 YET WE BUILT THIS CITY. 258 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,960 WE PROSPER HERE IN THE DEEP IN 259 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,095 PEACE, WHILE YOU HUMANS DWELL IN 260 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:37,797 FILTH ABOVE. 261 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:38,931 >> Sheriff: WHY, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 262 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:39,799 >> NO DUH. 263 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,367 EVERYONE CONTRIBUTES. 264 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,770 THERE IS NO WAR, SICKNESS, OR 265 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,571 POLLUTION, AND THERE IS RESPECT 266 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:46,572 FOR THE LAW. 267 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:47,874 >> WE'RE NUMBER ONE, AND WE'RE 268 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,142 GOING TO STAY NUMBER ONE. 269 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,743 >> Sheriff: IT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 270 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,078 >> WE KNOW IT'S WONDERFUL. 271 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,646 >> WE JUST SAID IT'S NUMBER ONE. 272 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,214 >> Sheriff: CAN I STAY HERE WITH 273 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,249 YA? 274 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:57,784 >> OOH. WOW. 275 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,986 UM...HOLD ON A SEC. 276 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,655 [ ALL WHISPERING ] 277 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:03,990 LOOK, I TELL YOU WHAT -- I'LL 278 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,224 GIVE YOU 8 BUCKS AN HOUR TO 279 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,159 HARVEST MY KELP YARD. 280 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,460 I WANT IT ALL IN BAGS AT THE 281 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,661 CURB BY THE END OF THE DAY. 282 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,062 YOU LIKE PIZZA, I'LL GET YOU A 283 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:11,397 SLICE, BUT YOU'RE GOING BACK TO 284 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:12,732 THE HARDWARE STORE RIGHT AFTER 285 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:13,099 THAT. COMPRENDE? 286 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:14,834 >> Sheriff: I UNDERSTAND 287 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:15,568 ENGLISH. 288 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:16,602 >> GOOD, 'CAUSE SOME OF YOU 289 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,336 DON'T. >> Sheriff: LOOK, I DON'T WANT 290 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:18,838 YOUR MONEY. I JUST THOUGHT I COULD -- 291 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:20,840 >> OH, NO, YOU DON'T WANT MY 292 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,341 MONEY, BUT YOU'D LOVE TO HAVE 293 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,943 YOUR KIDS TO GO TO MY SCHOOLS. 294 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,445 AND THEN YOU'LL USE UP ALL MY 295 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:26,479 HEALTHCARE, WON'T YOU? 296 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:27,313 >> Sheriff: WHAT?! >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 297 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,015 YOU MAKE ME SICK. 298 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,316 GO LIVE IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY, 299 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:31,184 DRYBACK. 300 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,619 CLOSE THE FENCE ON HIM! 301 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:34,921 >> THIS IS WHERE THE FENCE WILL 302 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:35,655 GO. WE'RE -- WE'RE STILL BUILDING 303 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:37,256 IT. 304 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:38,758 >> AND DON'T COME BACK. 305 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,793 UNTIL KELP-HARVEST SEASON, AND 306 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,428 THEN, YES -- PLEASE COME BACK. 307 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:43,996 >> Rusty: DADDY, IS THAT -- IS 308 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:44,764 THAT YOU? 309 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,199 >> Early: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE 310 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,366 Y-YOU DOIN' OUT HERE? 311 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,868 Y-YOU GONNA CHASE AWAY THE DAMN 312 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:49,669 FISH! >> Rusty: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR 313 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,804 FACE AND MESS? 314 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,206 >> Early: THIS HERE IS CAMO. 315 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,874 I BEEN, UH, TRACKIN' THIS, UH, 316 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,676 THIS -- THIS, UH, SALAD HERE 317 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:57,376 A-ALL DAY NOW. 318 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,611 >> Rusty: WHEN DID YOU START 319 00:07:58,678 --> 00:07:59,312 EATIN' ENDIVE? 320 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:00,379 >> Early: IT'S PRONOUNCED 321 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,214 "AHN-DEEV," DAMN IT! >> UH, EXCUSE ME. 322 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,449 IS THIS YOUNG MAN BOTHERING YOU? 323 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:04,550 >> Early: OF COURSE HE IS! 324 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,352 CAN'T YOU SEE THE DAMN ANGER AND 325 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:07,620 CONSTERNATION IN MY SUMBITCHIN' 326 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:08,321 FACE?! >> Rusty: OH, MY GOD, DADDY! 327 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:09,989 >> Early: WHAT? 328 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:11,224 DON'T I LOOK HALF MY AGE? 329 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,325 I MEAN, Y-YOU TOLD ME I WAS 330 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:13,159 GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL! >> DON'T GET UPSET. 331 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:14,961 YOU'LL LOOSEN THE STITCHES. 332 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:15,695 >> Early: WHAT? 333 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:16,863 N-NOW I'M WORRIED. 334 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:17,530 >> [ SIGHS ] 335 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:18,664 THE STITCHES ARE FINE. 336 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,066 >> Early: WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 337 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,300 AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M VERY 338 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:22,034 RELIEVED NOW. >> Rusty: DADDY, I NEED YOUR 339 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:23,669 HELP. >> Early: "DADDY"? 340 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,238 [ CHUCKLES ] 341 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,305 LISTEN TO MY OLDER BROTHER BEIN' 342 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,006 A CUTUP. 343 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,641 LOOK AT HIS FROWN LINES, THE 344 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:29,842 CROW'S-FEET -- THAT'S STRESS. 345 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,043 >> Rusty: THE SHERIFF DROWNED IN 346 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:32,311 THE LAKE, AND, UH, WELL, IT'S 347 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,579 PROBABLY TOO LATE NOW, BUT WE 348 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,814 SHOULD AT LEAST LOOK LIKE WE'RE 349 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:35,481 TRYIN'. >> Early: ALL RIGHT, THEN. 350 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:37,583 LET ME JUST DIAL HIM UP. 351 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:38,684 [ BEEPING ] 352 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,019 >> Rusty: YOU GOT YOU A TRACKIN' 353 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:40,753 DEVICE, TOO? 354 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,154 >> Sheriff: HELL, I HAD NO IDEA 355 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,422 YOU WERE QUALIFIED TO CHECK 356 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,423 PROSTATES. 357 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,424 AND NO DEDUCTIBLE? 358 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,092 [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT A DEAL! 359 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:47,527 OHH! OHHHH! 360 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:48,928 >> Early: YEP, I LEARNED IT IN 361 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,029 SHOP CLASS. 362 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,030 >> Sheriff: OH HO HO, BOY! 363 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,064 >> Early: YOU'RE GOOD FOR 364 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:52,832 ANOTHER 12 MONTHS. 365 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,100 >> Sheriff: OH, ME! 366 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:54,867 >> DROP IT! 367 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,903 OH. NEVER MIND. 368 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,838 >> Rusty: ALL RIGHT, COME ON 369 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,239 BACK. 370 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:01,407 BACKER. 371 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,109 BACKER. 372 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,343 MORE BACK. 373 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,778 COME ON. 374 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:06,946 BACKER. 375 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:07,713 WHOA. THAT'S IT. 376 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,949 >> Early: ALL RIGHT, UNHOOK HER. 377 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:13,886 JUMP ON IN, FIRE UP THE 378 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,254 OUTBOARD, THE SONAR, AND THE 379 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:15,922 BOOGIE BOARD. LET'S GO. 380 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:17,757 >> Rusty: DID YOU WANT ME TO 381 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:19,525 UNHOOK THAT OTHER TRUCK FIRST? 382 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:20,693 >> Early: NO! 383 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,566 [ CREAKING ] 384 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:29,569 [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 385 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,737 >> Sheriff: WELL, THAT MUST BE 386 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,239 MY RESCUE TEAM. 387 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,974 I BET THEY ALL THINK I DROWNED 388 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:35,741 DOWN HERE. 389 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:36,909 >> YOU KNOW, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT 390 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:37,977 TOO FAR OFF. 391 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,278 >> Sheriff: WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN' 392 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:40,079 THERE, JEFF? 393 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,781 I MEAN, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU CLEAR 394 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:42,615 AS DAY. 395 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:43,816 >> WELL, I'M SURE IT SEEMS THAT 396 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,318 WAY, BUT THIS IS PROBABLY JUST 397 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,752 AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY A SEVERE 398 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:48,588 LACK OF OXYGEN. 399 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:49,655 >> Sheriff: HMM. 400 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,390 MAYBE I BETTER GO BACK TO THE 401 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:52,058 SURFACE. >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 402 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:53,626 GO UP AND GET A BREATH. 403 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:54,627 THEN COME BACK DOWN AND GET 404 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,629 THESE BAGS TO THE CURB. 405 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,833 >> Rusty: OH, MY GOD! SHERIFF! 406 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:01,634 [ RADIO CHATTER ] >> Early: WHAT ABOUT MY TRUCK?! 407 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:03,336 AND MY BOAT?! 408 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,604 THEM ARE THINGS -- I MEAN, THEY 409 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:05,471 CAN'T BE REPLACED! 410 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,906 >> WE DON'T NEED TO DREDGE THE 411 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:07,807 LAKE NO MORE. 412 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:08,941 I MEAN, WE FOUND THE SHERIFF. 413 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,142 >> Early: IF I DRIVE OUT OF HERE 414 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,310 WITH JUST A TRUCK, HOW THE HELL 415 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,345 ARE PEOPLE GONNA KNOW THAT I CAN 416 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,579 AFFORD A BOAT AND ANOTHER TRUCK? 417 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:14,914 >> Sheriff: THEY SPOKE TO ME. 418 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,016 THEIR SOCIETY, IT WAS -- 419 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,851 IT WAS PERFECT. 420 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:22,788 SOMEDAY, I-I'M GONNA GO BACK AND 421 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,357 GET PAID FOR ALL THE WORK I DID. 422 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,524 >> Rusty: SHERIFF, JUST REST 423 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,092 YOUR HEAD. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 424 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,127 >> Early: STAY WITH ME, NOW! 425 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,095 COME ON! STAY WITH ME! >> Sheriff: E-EARLY? 426 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:30,963 >> Early: THAT'S RIGHT! 427 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:31,998 IT'S ME -- EARLY! 428 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,466 LOOK HOW GOOD IT HOLDS UP, EVEN 429 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,200 AFTER SWIMMIN'! 430 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,301 >> Sheriff: I-I'M SO TIRED. 431 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,302 >> Early: E-EYES UP HERE! 432 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,269 COME ON! EYES UP HERE! 433 00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:38,437 YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ELSE 434 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,839 DIFFERENT ABOUT ME? 435 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:40,840 COME ON. 436 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,341 >> Sheriff: MM... 437 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,042 NO. 438 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,043 >> Early: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! 439 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,445 [ GRUNTING ] 440 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:47,980 HOW 'BOUT NOW? 441 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,281 FEEL THAT. YEAH. 442 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,650 [ VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES ] 443 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,385 [ SIREN WAILS ] 444 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,487 HE DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN', BUT... 445 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,655 HE NODDED. 446 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,556 I'M YOUNG AGAIN! WHOO! 447 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,892 {\an8}[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] 448 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,178 {\an8}IT'S PRONOUNCED "AHN-DEEV," 449 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,179 {\an8}DAMN IT! 64423

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