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[ STATIC ]

[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND

BURIED ♪

♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD

JUST EXPLODE ♪

♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO

HIS KINGDOM ♪

♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF

BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪

>> Rusty: MY TURN. >> Early: HELL NO.

>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT

THING!

>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!

[ GRUNTING ] GET IN THERE!

>> Granny: HEADED OUT ON YOUR

FISHIN' TRIP, HUH?

>> Early: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

A GUYS' WEEKEND.

JUST ME AND THE GUYS.

>> Rusty: ALL RIGHT! YEAH!

GUYS' WEEKEND!

>> Early: NO. NO GUYS.

NOT THIS GUY.

>> Granny: WELL, WHAT GUYS?

>> Early: NO GUYS, DAMN IT!

[ TRUCK DOOR SLAMS ]

>> Granny: WELL, HOW YOU

SUPPOSED TO DO ANY FISHIN' WHEN

YOU AIN'T BRUNG NO FISHIN' POLE

OR TACKLE?

>> Early: EHH...IT'S, UH...

IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, IN FRONT OF THE

TRUCK. GO ON UP IN THERE AND GET IT,

WHY DON'T YA? [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> Rusty: GRANNY, DON'T DO THAT.

>> Granny: WHAT KIND OF DAMN

FOOL LEAVES HIS GEAR UP IN FRONT

OF THE TRUCK?

YOU'RE GONNA JUST RUN OVER IT.

>> Early: THE SOUTH'S GONNA DO

IT AGAIN, BABY! WHOO!

>> Granny: HEY! WAIT! YOUR POLE!

>> Early: DAMN 80-INCH RIMS!

I JACKED HER UP TOO HIGH!

NEXT TIME, BITCH!

>> Sheriff: RUSTY, WHERE'S YOUR

DADDY RUNNIN' OFF TO?

THE RACE WAR AIN'T TILL 2014,

ACCORDIN' TO THIS HERE PAMPHLET

HE WROTE.

>> Rusty: WELL, HE'S GOIN' TO

HIS GUYS-ONLY FISHIN' WEEKEND.

>> Sheriff: DAMN IT!

HE SAID I WAS GONNA GET TO GO!

THIS YEAR, I KNOW I'M OLD

ENOUGH!

>> Rusty: WELL, WE COULD

SURPRISE HIM, 'CEPT HE DON'T

NEVER TELL NOBODY WHERE THAT

SECRET FISHIN' HOLE IS.

>> Sheriff: OH, WE'LL FIND IT.

[ CHUCKLES ] WITH THIS.

[ BEEPING ]

>> Rusty: WHAT'S THAT THING?

>> Sheriff: TRACKIN' DEVICE.

YOU SEE, YOUR DADDY GOT HIMSELF

IN A LITTLE SPOT OF TROUBLE DOWN

AT BOYD'S.

[ DRILL WHIRRING ]

>> Early: CAN I HELP YOU, GLENN?

>> CAN I, UH...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I, UH, I GOT TO GO.

>> Early: GOD DANG UNISEXUAL

BATHROOM! ALL RIGHT.

BUT YOU WATCH OUT FOR MY CAMERA

EQUIPMENT.

IT'S EXPENSIVE.

>> I, UH, I CAN'T REALLY GO WITH

YOU LOOKIN'.

>> Early: COME ON, GLENN.

BE PROFESSIONAL.

HELL, I AIN'T INTERESTED IN YOU.

ITS THE WOMERNS.

HOLD UP SOME T.P. SO I CAN

WHITE-BALANCE.

>> Sheriff: EARLY, COME ON.

YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

>> Early: RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES!

OW!

>> Sheriff: THE COUNTY'S BEEN ON

ME TO CHEMICALLY CASTRATE YOUR

DADDY FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW,

BUT, BOY [CHUCKLES] HE CAN TALK

HIS WAY OUT OF DAMN NEAR

ANYTHING.

>> Early: I SWEAR I WON'T NEVER

DO IT AGAIN!

PINKIE PROMISE! I SWEAR!

NOW WHO'S GOT THE SUMBITCHIN'

GUN?! GET ON YOUR KNEES!

[ GUN COCKS ]

>> PUT IT DOWN.

>> Early: AW, HELL!

>> Sheriff: SEE, WE IMPLANTED

YOUR DADDY WITH A CHIP SO WE

COULD KEEP TRACK OF HIS

MOVEMENTS.

[ BEEPING QUICKENS ]

>> Rusty: SHERIFF, WE JUST SEEN

HIM DRIVE OFF.

>> Sheriff: Shh! He's in here!

[ BEEPING STOPS ] EARLY!

YOU MIGHT WANNA BACK AWAY FROM

THE DOOR, EARLY, BECAUSE...

BAM! THAT JUST HAPPENED.

>> Rusty: WE JUST SEEN HIM DRIVE

OFF. >> Sheriff: EARLY?

>> Rusty: SHERIFF, HE AIN'T DOWN

THERE.

>> Sheriff: YOU IN THERE?

DAMN IT!

I'M CALLIN' IN THE DIVE TEAM.

DENNY, GET YOUR SNORKEL.

>> Rusty: SHERIFF, WE JUST SEEN

HIM DRIVE OFF.

>> Sheriff: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I'M GETTIN' A POSITIVE READIN'

RIGHT HERE.

HELL, I PUT THE CHIP IN MYSELF.

>> Early: [ CRYING ]

>> Sheriff: OH, EARLY, DON'T

CRY.

I-IT'S JUST LIKE GETTIN' YOUR

EAR PIERCED -- JUST AT THE BASE

OF YOUR SPINE.

>> Early: BUT IT'S GONNA HURT!

CAN I -- CAN I HAVE A HUG FIRST,

PLE-E-E-ASE?! [ GUN COCKS ]

NOW WHO'S GOT THE SUMBITCHIN'

GUN?! GET ON YOUR KNEES!

[ GUN COCKS ] >> PUT IT DOWN.

>> Early: AW, DAMN IT!

>> Sheriff: I SAW IT GO IN HIM.

I'M NOT STUPID.

>> AW, YOU GAVE IT TO HIM IN

PEACH COBBLER, DIDN'T YOU?

DIDN'T YOU?

>> Early: [ Crying ] OH!

>> Sheriff: EARLY, THERE'S NO

REASON TO CRY.

COME ON. ICE CREAM.

BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN HOW IT

GOT DOWN IN THE --

OH.

DAMN.

WELL, GET DOWN THERE AND GET

THAT CHIP.

IT'S THE ONLY ONE THE COUNTY'S

GOT.

>> [ SIGHS ] DIVER DOWN.

[ SQUISH ]

>> Rusty: HELL, THIS LAKE AIN'T

THAT BIG.

I RECKON DADDY'S FISHIN' HOLE'S

GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

>> Sheriff: [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

LOOK AT YOU, RUSTY -- SO FOCUSED

ON THE FINISH LINE, YOU CAN'T

EVEN ENJOY THE RACE.

LET'S PAUSE HERE A MOMENT.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

CAST WITH ME, BOY, AND HARKEN TO

THE RIVER'S SONG.

[ PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Rusty: SO WE AIN'T GONNA DO

REGULAR FISHIN'-TRIP THINGS,

LIKE CRACK OPEN SOME COLD ONES

OR PEE IN THE RIVER AND MAKE THE

FISH CLEAN IT UP?

>> Sheriff: NOPE. WE JUST WAIT.

THE FISH, LIKE ALL THINGS THAT

GLADDEN US, COME BY GRACE.

>> Rusty: ALL RIGHT, THEN.

DAMN, BOY, WE AIN'T CATCHIN' NO

FISH WITH YOUR DEAD BAIT.

>> Sheriff: AWW, BUT DON'T YOU

SEE, RUSTY?

FLY-FISHIN' AIN'T ABOUT CATCHIN'

FISH.

IT'S A DANCE BETWEEN MAN AND

NATURE.

>> Rusty: HELL YEAH! I GOT ONE!

>> Sheriff: WHERE'D YOU --

WHERE? RIGHT THERE?

>> Rusty: RIGHT HERE! NOODLIN'!

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS FIND A NEST

AND SHOVE YOUR ARM UP IN IT.

WHOO! ANOTHER 'UN!

>> Sheriff: NO, THANKS.

THE FISH, LIKE ALL THINGS THAT

GLADDEN US, ARE GONNA LIKE MY

HAND-TIED LURES JUST FINE.

>> Rusty: AND ANOTHER!

>> Sheriff: OH, COME ON!

>> Rusty: I'M GONNA GET THESE

OL' BOYS READY FOR THE PAN!

>> Sheriff: WHAT, DO YOU JUST...

STICK YOUR FINGERS DOWN THERE

LIKE THAT AND THEN GRAB 'EM?

OOOOH! IT'S GROSS!

>> OOH. NICE WADERS, POSER.

TAKE THE PRICE TAG OFF NEXT

TIME, HUH?

>> HIS FINGERS LOOK DAMN GOOD,

THOUGH.

>> YEAH, THEY DO.

>> Sheriff: OOH!

[ LAUGHS ]

I THINK I GOT A NIBBLE.

OHH!

>> Rusty: YOU SAY SOMETHIN',

SHERIFF?

SHERIFF?! SHERIFF?!

SHERIFF, COME ON!

SHERIFF! HOLD YOUR BREATH!

I'M COMIN' DOWN!

>> Early: CAN YOU MAKE THAT

NOISE QUIT?

>> AFRAID NOT, SIR.

IT'S A PUBLIC LAKE.

>> Early: I'M GONNA BE

BEAUTIFUL, AIN'T I?

>> YES...SIR.

YOU'LL BE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

>> Sheriff: [ SIGHS ]

WHERE AM I?

>> [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]

>> Sheriff: I-I-I DON'T

UNDERSTAND.

>> [ COUGHS ] SORRY.

YOU ARE NOW IN THE DEPTHS OF

LAKE OKALEECHEE AT THE GATES OF

CATFISH KINGDOM.

[ Echoing ] CAST YOUR EYES UPON

IT.

>> Sheriff: LORD.

HOW'D Y'ALL GET A PERMIT TO

BUILD THIS?

ANYTHING OVER TWO STORIES IS

SUPPOSED TO GET A VARIANCE.

>> YOUR LAWS HAVE NO

JURISDICTION HERE.

YOU DARE TO CALL US TRASH FISH,

YET WE BUILT THIS CITY.

WE PROSPER HERE IN THE DEEP IN

PEACE, WHILE YOU HUMANS DWELL IN

FILTH ABOVE.

>> Sheriff: WHY, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

>> NO DUH.

EVERYONE CONTRIBUTES.

THERE IS NO WAR, SICKNESS, OR

POLLUTION, AND THERE IS RESPECT

FOR THE LAW.

>> WE'RE NUMBER ONE, AND WE'RE

GOING TO STAY NUMBER ONE.

>> Sheriff: IT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.

>> WE KNOW IT'S WONDERFUL.

>> WE JUST SAID IT'S NUMBER ONE.

>> Sheriff: CAN I STAY HERE WITH

YA?

>> OOH. WOW.

UM...HOLD ON A SEC.

[ ALL WHISPERING ]

LOOK, I TELL YOU WHAT -- I'LL

GIVE YOU 8 BUCKS AN HOUR TO

HARVEST MY KELP YARD.

I WANT IT ALL IN BAGS AT THE

CURB BY THE END OF THE DAY.

YOU LIKE PIZZA, I'LL GET YOU A

SLICE, BUT YOU'RE GOING BACK TO

THE HARDWARE STORE RIGHT AFTER

THAT. COMPRENDE?

>> Sheriff: I UNDERSTAND

ENGLISH.

>> GOOD, 'CAUSE SOME OF YOU

DON'T. >> Sheriff: LOOK, I DON'T WANT

YOUR MONEY. I JUST THOUGHT I COULD --

>> OH, NO, YOU DON'T WANT MY

MONEY, BUT YOU'D LOVE TO HAVE

YOUR KIDS TO GO TO MY SCHOOLS.

AND THEN YOU'LL USE UP ALL MY

HEALTHCARE, WON'T YOU?

>> Sheriff: WHAT?! >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU MAKE ME SICK.

GO LIVE IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY,

DRYBACK.

CLOSE THE FENCE ON HIM!

>> THIS IS WHERE THE FENCE WILL

GO. WE'RE -- WE'RE STILL BUILDING

IT.

>> AND DON'T COME BACK.

UNTIL KELP-HARVEST SEASON, AND

THEN, YES -- PLEASE COME BACK.

>> Rusty: DADDY, IS THAT -- IS

THAT YOU?

>> Early: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE

Y-YOU DOIN' OUT HERE?

Y-YOU GONNA CHASE AWAY THE DAMN

FISH! >> Rusty: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR

FACE AND MESS?

>> Early: THIS HERE IS CAMO.

I BEEN, UH, TRACKIN' THIS, UH,

THIS -- THIS, UH, SALAD HERE

A-ALL DAY NOW.

>> Rusty: WHEN DID YOU START

EATIN' ENDIVE?

>> Early: IT'S PRONOUNCED

"AHN-DEEV," DAMN IT! >> UH, EXCUSE ME.

IS THIS YOUNG MAN BOTHERING YOU?

>> Early: OF COURSE HE IS!

CAN'T YOU SEE THE DAMN ANGER AND

CONSTERNATION IN MY SUMBITCHIN'

FACE?! >> Rusty: OH, MY GOD, DADDY!

>> Early: WHAT?

DON'T I LOOK HALF MY AGE?

I MEAN, Y-YOU TOLD ME I WAS

GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL! >> DON'T GET UPSET.

YOU'LL LOOSEN THE STITCHES.

>> Early: WHAT?

N-NOW I'M WORRIED.

>> [ SIGHS ]

THE STITCHES ARE FINE.

>> Early: WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M VERY

RELIEVED NOW. >> Rusty: DADDY, I NEED YOUR

HELP. >> Early: "DADDY"?

[ CHUCKLES ]

LISTEN TO MY OLDER BROTHER BEIN'

A CUTUP.

LOOK AT HIS FROWN LINES, THE

CROW'S-FEET -- THAT'S STRESS.

>> Rusty: THE SHERIFF DROWNED IN

THE LAKE, AND, UH, WELL, IT'S

PROBABLY TOO LATE NOW, BUT WE

SHOULD AT LEAST LOOK LIKE WE'RE

TRYIN'. >> Early: ALL RIGHT, THEN.

LET ME JUST DIAL HIM UP.

[ BEEPING ]

>> Rusty: YOU GOT YOU A TRACKIN'

DEVICE, TOO?

>> Sheriff: HELL, I HAD NO IDEA

YOU WERE QUALIFIED TO CHECK

PROSTATES.

AND NO DEDUCTIBLE?

[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT A DEAL!

OHH! OHHHH!

>> Early: YEP, I LEARNED IT IN

SHOP CLASS.

>> Sheriff: OH HO HO, BOY!

>> Early: YOU'RE GOOD FOR

ANOTHER 12 MONTHS.

>> Sheriff: OH, ME!

>> DROP IT!

OH. NEVER MIND.

>> Rusty: ALL RIGHT, COME ON

BACK.

BACKER.

BACKER.

MORE BACK.

COME ON.

BACKER.

WHOA. THAT'S IT.

>> Early: ALL RIGHT, UNHOOK HER.

JUMP ON IN, FIRE UP THE

OUTBOARD, THE SONAR, AND THE

BOOGIE BOARD. LET'S GO.

>> Rusty: DID YOU WANT ME TO

UNHOOK THAT OTHER TRUCK FIRST?

>> Early: NO!

[ CREAKING ]

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> Sheriff: WELL, THAT MUST BE

MY RESCUE TEAM.

I BET THEY ALL THINK I DROWNED

DOWN HERE.

>> YOU KNOW, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT

TOO FAR OFF.

>> Sheriff: WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN'

THERE, JEFF?

I MEAN, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU CLEAR

AS DAY.

>> WELL, I'M SURE IT SEEMS THAT

WAY, BUT THIS IS PROBABLY JUST

AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY A SEVERE

LACK OF OXYGEN.

>> Sheriff: HMM.

MAYBE I BETTER GO BACK TO THE

SURFACE. >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

GO UP AND GET A BREATH.

THEN COME BACK DOWN AND GET

THESE BAGS TO THE CURB.

>> Rusty: OH, MY GOD! SHERIFF!

[ RADIO CHATTER ] >> Early: WHAT ABOUT MY TRUCK?!

AND MY BOAT?!

THEM ARE THINGS -- I MEAN, THEY

CAN'T BE REPLACED!

>> WE DON'T NEED TO DREDGE THE

LAKE NO MORE.

I MEAN, WE FOUND THE SHERIFF.

>> Early: IF I DRIVE OUT OF HERE

WITH JUST A TRUCK, HOW THE HELL

ARE PEOPLE GONNA KNOW THAT I CAN

AFFORD A BOAT AND ANOTHER TRUCK?

>> Sheriff: THEY SPOKE TO ME.

THEIR SOCIETY, IT WAS --

IT WAS PERFECT.

SOMEDAY, I-I'M GONNA GO BACK AND

GET PAID FOR ALL THE WORK I DID.

>> Rusty: SHERIFF, JUST REST

YOUR HEAD. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

>> Early: STAY WITH ME, NOW!

COME ON! STAY WITH ME! >> Sheriff: E-EARLY?

>> Early: THAT'S RIGHT!

IT'S ME -- EARLY!

LOOK HOW GOOD IT HOLDS UP, EVEN

AFTER SWIMMIN'!

>> Sheriff: I-I'M SO TIRED.

>> Early: E-EYES UP HERE!

COME ON! EYES UP HERE!

YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ELSE

DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?

COME ON.

>> Sheriff: MM...

NO.

>> Early: HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

[ GRUNTING ]

HOW 'BOUT NOW?

FEEL THAT. YEAH.

[ VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES ]

[ SIREN WAILS ]

HE DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN', BUT...

HE NODDED.

I'M YOUNG AGAIN! WHOO!

[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]

IT'S PRONOUNCED "AHN-DEEV,"

DAMN IT!