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[ STATIC ]
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD
JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO
HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
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Rusty: MY TURN.
Early: HELL NO.
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Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
THING!
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Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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Announcer: LAST TIME ON
"SQUIDBILLIES"...
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Rusty: WELL, THAT'S TAMMI.
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SHE'S THE NEW WOMAN IN MY LIFE.
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Early: YOU SURE GOT YOU A
PURTY ONE -- BIG 'OL WIDE,
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BIRTHIN' HIPS.
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Rusty: I CAN'T BE IN THIS
HOUSE NO MORE!
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AW, COME ON IN HERE, DARLIN'.
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YOU CAN STAY WITH ME.
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Rusty: PREGNANT?!
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WELL, WHERE IS SHE?
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Early: WHOO!
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YOU GET YOUR NASTY HANDS OFF
ME!
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Early: SHE RUN OFF TO BE WITH
HER MAMA.
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HEY, RANDY.
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Rusty: UH-OH.
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Early: I'LL KILL YOU, BITCH!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
Announcer: AND NOW THE
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THRILLING CONCLUSION.
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OH, I FEEL HIM KICKIN'.
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HE'S DOIN' A LITTLE BOOT-SCOOT
BOOGIE IN THERE.
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Rusty: YEAH, HE'S LOVIN' THIS
BABY ALLAN COE.
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THIS TRACK'S CALLED "FUCKING IN
THE BUTT."
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DO WHAT?!
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I'M SORRY, RUSTY, BUT I DON'T
THINK OUR UNBORN CHILD NEEDS TO
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BE EXPOSED TO THIS.
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Rusty: BUT THE LANGUAGE
CENTER OF HIS BRAIN'S GROWIN'.
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IF HE DON'T LEARN THE F-WORD
NOW, HE'LL FALL BEHIND HIS PEER
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GROUP AND HE MAY NEVER CATCH UP.
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CATCH UP TO WHO, EXACTLY?
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Rusty: YOU KNOW -- GRANNY,
LIL, ALL HIS TEACHERS GONNA BE
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DROPIN' F-BOMBS.
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YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO GET TEASED
AT HOMESCHOOL, DO YOU?
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OH, RUSTY.
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WE DISAGREE ON SO MUCH, AND THIS
BABY AIN'T EVEN BORN YET.
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Rusty: WELL, DON'T GO CRAZY
OR NOTHIN', BUT I SHOULD TELL
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YOU THAT, UH, THAT DADDY'S
GETTIN' OUT OF THE COOLER IN A
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FEW DAYS.
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NO!
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Rusty: HE SURE WOULD LIKE --
NO!
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Rusty: AW, COME ON, HONEY.
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HE JUST WANTS TO SEE HIS
GRANDBABY.
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NO, NO, NO.
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WE AIN'T EVER GONNA ASSOCIATE
WITH YOUR DADDY AGAIN, RUSTY.
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NOW, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
Rusty: AW, HERE COME THE
HORMONES.
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THIS AIN'T HORMONES, RUSTY!
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HE SHOT ME -- IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
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Rusty: AW, HE'S JUST SOWIN'
SOME WILD OATS 'FORE HE'S GOTTA
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SETTLE DOWN AND BE A GRANDADDY.
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RUSTY, HONEY, HE CARVED A
LOVE NOTE TO ME IN THE SIDE OF A
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LIVE GERMAN SHEPHERD.
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Rusty: LOOK, I KNOW ALL THAT.
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BUT HE'S CHANGED, THOUGH.
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HE'S A DIFFERENT MAN.
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HE AIN'T TOUCHED A DRINK IN
EIGHT MONTHS.
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Early: [ SLURPS ]
BEST BATCH OF THE WHOLE EIGHT
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MONTHS.
Sheriff: MMM.
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BUTTERY HIGH NOTES, AND...
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I THINK I DETECT SOME PEPPER IN
THE FINISH.
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THAT'S A REAL NICE VINTAGE, IF
YOU CAN SOMEHOW BLOCK OUT WHERE
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IT CAME FROM.
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Early: IT'S A TOILET,
SHERIFF.
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GET OVER IT.
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[ SLURPING ]
Sheriff: LISTEN, EARLY,
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RUSTY'S COME A LONG WAY IN THESE
EIGHT MONTHS WITH THIS LITTLE
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GAL, AND I-I'D JUST HATE TO SEE
YOU RUN OUT OF HERE AND CAUSE
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TROUBLE FOR 'EM.
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Early: SHERIFF, THAT'S THE
MAMA OF MY GRANDBABY.
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I'M COMPLETELY DONE WITH THAT
BITCH.
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SHE'S HOLLER INSIDE.
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HELL, SHE'S LIKE A DAMN
CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY WITH NO
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NOUGAT.
NO NOUGAT!
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Sheriff: WELL, SUPER.
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE MOVED ON.
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THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER FISH
IN THE SEA.
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Early: THAT'S RIGHT.
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GLENN'S WIFE IS OUT THERE
LOOKIN' FINE --
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Sheriff: NO, NOT GLENN'S
WIFE.
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I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
SINGLE FISH -- ONES WITHOUT
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RESTRAININ' ORDERS.
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Early: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ALL THEM DAMN WOMENS CAN DO
WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT TO!
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AND SO CAN I!
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YOU HEAR ME?! SO CAN I!
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Sheriff: ALL RIGHT, BIG GUY.
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YOU GO OUT THERE AND BREAK SOME
HEARTS.
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[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
OH, THERE HE IS.
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HEY, BABY.
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HEY, BABY.
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Rusty: YEAH, BUT WHERE ARE
THE OT FOUR ARMS AND LEGS?
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DON'T LOOK LIKE HE'S GOT 'EM.
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U-USUALLY, UH, PEOPLE DON'T,
UH, WANT THOSE.
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Rusty: WELL, I DO.
I MEAN, I'M A SQUID, AND HE'S MY
SON.
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AIN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ME?
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RUSTY, HONEY, I'M SURE HE'LL
HAVE YOUR...
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YOUR, UM...
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YOUR...
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Rusty: HE GONNA GET MY
RATTAIL?
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CHECK THIS OUT -- I GOT ME A
RATTAIL.
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I'M SURE HE'LL HAVE SOME OF
YOUR...ODDS AND ENDS.
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Rusty: TALK ABOUT MORE BADASS
STUFF -- HOW BADASS I AM, HOW
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BADASS HE'S GONNA GET FROM ME.
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FEEL THIS MUSCLE.
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BA-BAM!
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OH, LORD.
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[ BEEPING QUICKENS ]
HALLOWEEN.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ] OKAY, THEN.
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WE'VE GOT, UH, TWO ULTRASOUNDS.
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UH, WE GOT, UH...
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ARE YOU COUNTIN' THE ONE YOU
JUST DID ON MY FACE?
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'CAUSE, UH, WE DIDN'T ASK FOR
THAT.
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WELL, MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD'VE
MENTIONED THAT BEFORE I DID IT.
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WHAT AM I, A MIND READER?
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I DON'T KNOW IF I AM.
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HOLD ON. MAYBE I AM. HOLD ON.
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[ BEEPING ]
NOPE. NOT A MIND READER.
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SO, THAT'S THREE ULTRASOUNDS...
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HANG ON. STOP, STOP.
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HOW MUCH IF WE JUST STOP
EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW?
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LET'S CALL IT, UH, $4,800?
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CASH OR VOUCHERS?
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Rusty: WELL, I WAS THINKIN',
MAYBE YOU GOT SOME WORK AROUND
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HERE THAT NEEDS DOIN'?
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M-MAYBE I COULD TRADE YOU ONE OF
MY HOGS OR --
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[ LAUGHS ]
NOT UNLESS YOU HAVE A HOG WORTH
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$4,800.
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DO YOU?
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LET'S GET YOU HOME, AND THEN YOU
CAN START LAYING SOME OF THOSE
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GOLDEN EGGS.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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RUSTY, YOU'RE LUCKY HE'S
DUMB.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO PAY
ALL OUR BILLS WITH HOGS.
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Rusty: YOU DON'T NEED TO
WORRY ABOUT ALL THIS.
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I GOT A CAREER PATH ALL LAID
OUT.
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OH, GOOD.
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YOU GOT THAT JOB AT THE BALLMART
DELI.
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Rusty: ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
UM, I THOUGHT I'D TRAIN
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STEEL CAGE FIGHTIN' FOR A FEW
YEARS.
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BUILD UP MY CORE MUSCLES, THEN
WE SCHEDULE A PAY-PER-VIEW TITLE
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FIGHT AND WIN, AND THEN I'M
RICH.
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THE MONEY'S KICK-ASS, AND I
DON'T HAVE TO CUT MY RATTAIL OFF
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AND SELL OUT.
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BABY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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BUT JUST IN CASE, DON'T YOU
THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A MORE
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REALISTIC BACKUP PLAN?
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Rusty: YOU MEAN LIKE
RECORDIN' A RAP ALBUM AND
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DEVELOPIN' MY BRAND?
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[ Rapping ] ♪ DROPPIN' DOPE
BEATS WHILE I'M SLICIN' THIN
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MEATS
♪ OH, DAMN, HERE'S YOUR BLACK
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FOREST HAM ♪
I TOLD YOU PROSCIUTTO.
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Rusty: YOU CALLIN' FOR
PROSCIUTTO?
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THAT AIN'T NO EASY WORD FOR ME
TO...RHYME, YO.
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YEAH, I'M GONNA COMPLAIN.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
Rusty: HAVE A GREAT DAY THE
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BALLMART WAY.
DELI DEPARTMENT MEAT WHEEL.
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Rusty?
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Ow!
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[ Panting ]
I THINK IT'S TIME.
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I THINK MY WATER BROKE.
Rusty: Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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THAT WOMAN AT THE BREATHIN'
CLASS SAID IT'S TIME TO GO TO
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THE HOSPITAL NOW!
STAY THERE.
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I'M COMIN' RIGHT OVER.
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Dan Halen: YOU'RE GOING
NOWHERE!
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I WANT YOU STRETCHING OUT THIS
GERMAN POTATO SALAD WITH THIS
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SAWDUST.
HIDE IT IN THE MAYO!
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Rusty: AW, MAN.
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SOMETHIN' CAME UP AT WORK,
HONEY.
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BUT, RUSTY, I NEED SOMEBODY
TO DRIVE ME TO THE HOSPITAL
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RIGHT NOW!
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Rusty: JUST REMEMBER, IF THE
BABY DROPS BEFORE I GET THERE,
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WE'RE GOIN' WITH "EVANDER THE
REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD CUYLER,"
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RIGHT?
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WE'RE STILL GOOD WITH THAT?
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[ Click, dial tone ]
HELLO?
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HELLO?
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[ GROANS ]
OH!
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MM. OH!
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Early: HEY, LITTLE GAL.
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WHAT? WHO'S OUT THERE?
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Early: YOU LOOKIN' FINE AS
WINE.
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YOUR MILK COME IN YET?
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OH. YOU.
Early: THAT'S RIGHT.
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I BEEN TRACKIN' YOU.
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NOT EVEN THE FBI CAN FIND ME.
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GHOST RECON.
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[ LAUGHS ]
OOH!
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OH, HE'S KICKIN'.
Early: GO ON, NOW.
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LET ME FEEL.
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NO! HE DOESN'T KICK ME ON THE
INNER THIGH!
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LOOK, I WISH YOU'D HAVE DIED IN
JAIL, BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED A
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RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL.
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OH, GOD!
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Early: I TRIED HARD TO MAKE
IT WORK BETWINXT US.
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IF YOU BELIEVE THE COURTS, I
FORCED IT.
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MY POINT IS, IF YOU WANT ME TO
DROP YOU OFF AT THE HOSPITAL AND
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GET OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER --
YES, YES, YES.
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Early: ...FOR GOOD, NOW.
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YOU JUST SAY THE WORD -- IT'S
DONE.
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YES, THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
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Early: BUT IF YOU WANT ME
THERE --
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NO.
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Early: ...STANDIN' TALL FOR
YOU LIKE A MAN, I'LL SIGN UP FOR
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THAT.
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I STILL WANT THE FIRST THING.
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Early: AND I AIN'T LETTIN'
NOTHIN' GET BETWINXT US -- NOT
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MY SON, NOT THE BABY YOU HAVIN'
WITH MY SON, AND NOT THE LAWS OF
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THIS GREAT NATION.
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OH, HELL!
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OW!
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'?
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THE HOSPITAL IS UP THERE.
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Early: LAW SAYS I CAN'T BE
SEEN WITHIN 200 YARDS OF YOU.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR THESE
TONES IN THE DISTANCE...
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[ TRUCK HORN PLAYS "BATTLE HYMN
OF THE REPUBLIC" ]
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...I'M RIGHT THERE IN YOUR
HEART, AND I'M DEFINITELY
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WATCHIN' YOU FROM A DISTANT DEER
STAND.
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[ GROANS ]
Early: GET ON, NOW.
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GET TO PUSHIN' AND MAKE ME A
GRANDDADDY.
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Granny: THIS IS THE BEAUTIFUL
MOMENT THAT'S GONNA CHANGE YOUR
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LIFE FOREVER.
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THE GOVERNMENT WILL GIVE YOU
$247 A MONTH FOR EACH ONE IN THE
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LITTER.
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AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEM CITY
COUPLES WILL FORK OVER FOR JUST
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ONE?
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If you tell 'em it's Chinese,
they'll pay double.
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Lil: 'CAUSE OF THE MATH
THING, RIGHT?
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Granny: YEAH.
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Lil: WHERE CAN I ASH?
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SOMEONE PLEASE JUST GET A
DOCTOR, PLEASE.
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HEY, I'LL GO GET HIM.
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[ GRUNTING ]
DON'T -- DON'T WORRY, MAMA.
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I'LL GET HIM.
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DOCTOR!
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[ MUSIC PLAYS ON T ]
DOCTOR!
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DAMN.
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HANG ON.
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[ APPLAUS ]
OKAY...COMMERCIAL.
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SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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00:08:29,584 --> 00:08:31,500
Lil: HEY, CAN I SMOKE THIS IN
HERE?
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00:08:31,584 --> 00:08:33,167
Y-YOU CAN'T SMOKE THAT AT
ALL.
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00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:34,000
IT'S AN EPIDURAL.
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00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:35,709
Lil: CAN I SNORT IT, THEN?
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00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:36,334
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
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[ SCREAMS ]
[ CRYING ]
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Granny: WHAT IS THAT?
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WHOA! HEADS-UP. OKAY.
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[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
I've never done this before.
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WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE PICK MY
BABY UP?
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AW. ISN'T THAT CUTE?
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Lil: LOOK AT THE LITTLE
THING.
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Granny: OH, ISN'T HE CUTE.
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WE SHOULD GET HIM A LITTLE
EARRING IN HIS EAR.
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AND PUT A DO-RAG ON HIM WITH
LITTLE DOLLAR SIGNS.
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00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:02,459
[ TRUCK HORN PLAYS "BATTLE HYMN
OF THE REPUBLIC" ]
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Early: WHOO!
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00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,667
I'M A GRANDDADDY! HELL YEAH!
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00:09:08,209 --> 00:09:10,667
[ CRYING ]
Rusty: TAMMI! TAMMI!
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00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:11,375
I'M HERE!
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00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:13,459
I RODE MY BMX AS FAST AS I
COULD.
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00:09:13,542 --> 00:09:14,876
I GOT SOME BIG-ASS AIR, TOO.
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00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:16,083
OKAY, BREATHE. BREATHE, NOW.
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00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:16,626
COME ON.
YOU WANT SOME ICE CHIPS?
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00:09:17,209 --> 00:09:18,375
RUSTY, IT'S OVER.
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00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:23,709
I HAD THE BABY -- THE ONLY BABY
WE'RE EVER GONNA HAVE TOGETHER.
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00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:24,918
AND YOU MISSED IT.
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00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,959
Rusty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "ONLY
BABY"?
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00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:30,209
I WAS THINKIN' WE'D HAVE TWO,
THREE MORE, THEN START TO FIGHT
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00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:32,626
AND GET MARRIED TO TRY AND
SALVAGE THINGS.
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00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:33,459
NO, RUSTY.
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00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:35,542
THAT'S NOT HOW I'M GONNA LIVE MY
LIFE.
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00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:38,042
I WANT THIS BABY TO HAVE HIS
DADDY AROUND, BUT I CAN'T HAVE
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00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:40,626
HIM GROWIN' UP LIKE YOU DID.
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00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:43,542
I THINK FOR NOW IT'S JUST GONNA
BE ME AND --
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00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:46,083
Rusty: EVANDER THE REAL DEAL
HOLYFIELD CUYLER?
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00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:48,125
MACHO MAN RANDY CUYLER.
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00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:51,709
Rusty: AIN'T THE NAME WE
TALKED ABOUT, TAMMI.
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00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,167
[ SNIFFLES ] IT'S BETTER.
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00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,709
CAN I HOLD MY LITTLE MACHO MAN?
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00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:56,209
SURE. GO ON.
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00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:58,918
HE'S IN THE NURSERY.
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00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,500
Rusty: GRANNY, I'M GONNA GO
SEE MY BOY.
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00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:04,459
IF YOU WOULD, KEEP AN EYE ON MY
CO-PAY OVER THERE.
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00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:06,918
[ HOGS SQUEAL ]
Granny: YEAH, HONEY.
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00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,083
YOU GO ON AND HOLD THAT SWEET
LITTLE BABY OF YOURS.
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00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:12,626
Early: HELL, IF IT EVEN IS
HIS.
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00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:17,000
Granny: THERE AIN'T NO WAY
THAT FILTHY, CHALKY BABY COME
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00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,584
FROM SQUID LOINS.
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00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,834
[ SPITS ]
I WON'T HAVE IT IN MY HOME, I
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00:10:20,918 --> 00:10:21,334
TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
Rusty: HEY, BUDDY.
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00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:22,792
HOW YOU DOIN'?
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00:10:22,876 --> 00:10:25,083
Early: HE AIN'T GOT RUSTY'S
ACNE.
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00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,626
HE AIN'T GOT RUSTY'S RATTAIL.
300
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,667
Rusty: I SEE YOU DONE GOT
YOUR EAR PIERCED.
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00:10:28,751 --> 00:10:29,542
YOU ALL WILD AND MESS.
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00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,042
Early: HELL, THAT AIN'T NO
CUYLER BABY.
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00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,209
Rusty: AIN'T YOU? AIN'T YOU?
304
00:10:32,292 --> 00:10:33,834
Granny: WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS
SHE JUST WANTS A PIECE OF THE
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00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:34,792
ESTATE.
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00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:37,209
Rusty: WE GONNA RAISE SOME
HELL, YOU AND ME.
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00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:37,959
YOU'RE MY SON.
308
00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:39,209
I'M YOUR DADDY.
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00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:40,792
Early: IT AIN'T RIGHT FOR HIM
NOT TO BE HERE FOR THE BIRTH OF
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00:10:40,876 --> 00:10:41,667
HIS BOY.
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00:10:41,751 --> 00:10:43,125
YOU WEREN'T THERE WHEN RUSTY
WAS BORN.
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00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,250
Early: TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
313
00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:46,500
I DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN.
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00:10:46,584 --> 00:10:48,626
[ ALARM RINGING ]
WHAT THE...?
315
00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:52,083
Lil: [ LAUGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN SMOKE THIS.
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00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:54,542
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BABY COOS ]
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