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[ STATIC ]

[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND

BURIED ♪

♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD

JUST EXPLODE ♪

♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO

HIS KINGDOM ♪

♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF

BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪

[ YODELING ]

>> Rusty: MY TURN. >> Early: HELL NO.

>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT

THING!

>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!

>> Rusty: NOW, GRANNY.

WOULD YOU GO WITH SATAN'S

GUARDIAN OR ANGEL OF WAR?

>> Granny: I LIKE TO GO

SHIRTLESS MYSELF.

GIVE ME AN EYEBROW PENCIL.

I'M GONNA MAN UP YOUR UPPER LIP.

OF COURSE I USE MY LIP LINER ON

MY NIPPLES FOR FORMAL OCCASIONS.

>> Early: RUSSELL GET YOUR ASS

OUT HERE!

I COME OUT TO THE OPINION TREE

TO CARVE "AUBURN SUX," AND I

FIND THIS!

WHAT BE THE MEANING OF IT?

>> Rusty: WELL, THAT'S --

THAT'S TAMMI.

SHE'S, UH, THE NEW WOMAN IN

MY LIFE.

>> Early: WELL, MY LITTLE MAN.

>> Granny: OOH!

HE GOT HIM A GIRLFRIEND!

>> Early: WHEN YOU GONNA GET HER

PREGNANT SO YOU GOTS TO MARRY

HER?

>> Rusty: WELL, WE'RE STILL

GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND

EVERYTHING.

IT'S STILL VERY NEW.

>> Early: OH, I SEE.

JUST STALKING FOR NOW, HUH?

DON'T YOU BE A-TEXTING THREATS

'CAUSE THE POLICE CAN TRACE

THAT.

IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO

HER, YOU BEST CARVE IT INTO A

DOG'S FUR WITH A BOX CUTTER.

NOW, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO SHOW

THIS LITTLE GAL A BIG OL' TIME

IN MY TRUCK BOAT TRUCK? >> Rusty: YOU MEAN THAT?

>> Early: HELL NO, I DON'T.

TAKE THE LAWN MOWER.

>> Rusty: OH, MAN.

>> Early: UH-UH-UH-UH!

THE PUSH!

>> Rusty: THAT'S CHUCK NORRIS

OVER THERE WORKING OUT.

HE'S PROBABLY WAITING ON SOME

NINJAS TO BURST IN.

>> NOW, THE ONE CHUCK'S USING

DOES HAVE THE UPGRADED BEARING

SYSTEM.

>> Rusty: YEAH, STILL WAITING ON

THE NINJAS.

HE'S JUST WAITING.

HE'S GONNA GET HIM A NINJA.

>> NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE LADIES?

>> Rusty: WELL, MAYBE THEY GOT

NINJAS IN THE SEQUEL.

>> THAT'S OKAY, RUSTY.

AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER,

I DON'T CARE WHAT WE DO.

>> Rusty: TAMMI, YOU MIND IF I

HOLD YOUR HAND?

>> I THINK WE'RE READY TO TAKE

IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

>> Rusty: YOU THINK WE'RE OLD

ENOUGH FOR THAT?

>> I'M READY IF YOU'RE READY.

>> Rusty: OH.

DOES THAT FEEL OKAY?

>> Early: OH, I REMEMBER MY

FIRST POCKET-FONDLE. >> Granny: OH.

>> Early: REMEMBER WHEN I DID

THAT TO YOU?

>> Granny: LET ME SEE!

IS IT HOT? >> Early: HERE.

PUT ON SAFETY, THOUGH.

HELL, WE DON'T WANT TO BLOW THIS

PRETTY LITTLE GAL'S HEAD OFF

BEFORE SHE GOT A CHANCE TO

WRONG US.

>> Granny: OH, IF THIS 30-OUGHT

COULD BE CUPID'S ARROW.

I COULD SEND THEM TO HEAVEN

WITH A HEAD SHOT OF LOVE.

FULL METAL JACKET!

>> Early: YEP, MY BOY SURE KNOWS

HOW TO PICK 'EM.

AND SO DO I.

SO DO I.

>> Rusty: I'M HOME.

[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]

>> Granny: OH! >> Early: HELL!

WE'VE BEEN UP WORRIED SICK.

UH, [SNIFFS] WHERE YOU BEEN?

>> Rusty: WHERE YOU BEEN?

>> Granny: OH, WE WAS JUST AT

THE TV STORE WATCHING YOU AND

YOUR --

>> Early: WE AIN'T DONE NO SUCH

A-THING.

I WILL SAY THIS.

YOU SURE GOT YOU A PRETTY ONE...

BEAUTIFUL HAIR, BIG OL' WIDE

BIRTHING HIPS...

>> Granny: BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF

THEM BUNS.

>> Rusty: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT

MY GIRLFRIEND THAT WAY! WE GOT US A SPECIAL

RELATIONSHIP, AND I DON'T

WANT TO COMPLICATE IT WITH NO

SEX.

>> Early: LOOK, SEX DON'T HAVE

TO BE COMPLICATED.

JUST FIND THE BUTT AND THEN

DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT.

>> Granny: THAT'S RIGHT --

THE BUTT. >> Rusty: SHUT UP!

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

IT'S GOING ALONG JUST FINE...

MY WAY!

>> Early: LOOK, I KNOW IT'S AN

EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER RIGHT

NOW, BUT DON'T GET DRAMATIC

ABOUT A PIECE OF ASS.

IT AIN'T LIKE WE'RE TALKING

ABOUT OBAMACARE OR THE NEW

BOCEPHUS ALBUM.

>> Granny: YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS

YOUR AGE, I WAS ALREADY TRYING

TO KILL MY SECOND HUSBAND AND

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE BEARS DID IT.

>> Early: HERE'S SOME CHLOROFORM

AND A ROPE.

NOW, YOU GO ON AND MAKE AN

HONEST WOMAN OUT OF THIS GAL.

>> Granny: YEAH, WHEN THE HELL

YOU GONNA MAKE ME A

GREAT-GRANDMILF?

>> Rusty: I CAN'T BE IN THIS

HOUSE NO MORE!

>> Granny: EARLY, DO SOMETHING!

>> Early: JUST REMEMBER, NOW!

SEX OCCURS IN THE BUTT!

HELL, WHAT'S SHE SEE IN HIM?

WAIT TILL I DRIVE UP TO HER IN

MY TRUCK BOAT TRUCK.

SHE'S GONNA COME UNDONE!

>> Rusty: TAMMI! TAMMI!

OPEN UP THE DOOR!

>> [ Sleepily ] OOH, RUSTY.

IT'S 2:00 O'CLOCK IN THE

MORNING.

WHAT'S WRONG?

>> Rusty: I CAN'T HANDLE IT

ANYMORE.

MY COURT-APPOINTED GUARDIANS

DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.

>> AW, COME ON IN HERE, DARLING.

YOU CAN STAY WITH ME.

>> Rusty: REALLY?

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR DADDY?

>> IT'S OKAY.

WE'LL STAY ON OUR SIDE OF THE

BED.

COME HERE, BABY.

>> Rusty: I-I LOVE YOU, TAMMI.

>> MMM.

[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

[ GLASS SHATTERS ] >> Rusty: AAH!

>> WHAT THE HELL?!

>> Rusty: THIS DOG'S GOT A

MESSAGE ON IT.

>> "DITCH THE ZERO AND GET WITH

A HE-..."

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

>> Rusty: "...MAN.

CONTINUED ON DEER CARCASS."

>> Early: [ GRUNTS ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ]

SHE'LL -- SHE'LL THINK SHE HIT

IT.

>> Rusty: HELLO, FATHER.

I HAVE COME BACK TO COLLECT

MY EFFECTS. BOTH OF THEM.

>> Early: UH-UH-UH-UH!

YOU GONNA LEAVE WITH WHAT YOU

COME WITH!

THAT CINDER BLOCK WAS A GIFT.

>> Rusty: FINE -- THE SWAYZE

POSTER THEN.

>> Early: WELL, WHERE YOU GONNA

STAY?

WITH THAT FINE-ASS HARLOT FROM

TOWN?

ONE WITH THE SWEET ASS?

>> Rusty: HER NAME'S TAMMI,

IF Y'ALL BOTHERED TO REMEMBER.

>> Early: OH, I'M SORRY, SON.

YOU BANGING "TAMMI" YET?

>> Rusty: WE GOT US A HEALTHY

SEX LIFE NOW THAT WE DONE IT

ONCE, AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS, AND

IT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE BUTT,

AND I WILL THANK YOU NOT TO

DISCUSS IT BECAUSE IT'S REALLY

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

>> Early: YEAH! WHOO!!

I BET THE LOVIN' WAS GOOD,

BABY!

UNGH, UNGH, UNGH, UNGH, UNGH!

>> Rusty: YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND LOVE.

>> Early: WAIT, RUSTY, WAIT.

COME ON.

YOU A MAN NOW, AND IT'S TIME WE

HAD THIS TALK.

IT DON'T INVOLVE THE BUTT?

>> Rusty: NO, SIR, IT DOES NOT.

>> Early: DAMN.

WELL, SON, I WANT YOU TO HAVE

THESE.

MY GREAT GRANDPAPPY GIVE THESE

TO GA GA PEE PAP, AND HE GIVE

'EM TO ME, AND I WASHED 'EM OUT

GOOD, AND I GIVE 'EM TO YOU.

>> Rusty: RUBBERS? >> Early: HMM.

IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE? >> Rusty: THANK YOU, DADDY.

FROM ME AND TAMMI BOTH.

>> Early: USE THEM IN GOOD HEALTH, SON.

LAST THING YOU WANT AT THIS AGE

IS TO GET SOME LOWLY WHITE-TRASH

SKANK-SLUT PREGNANT.

>> Rusty: PREGNANT?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THEM RUBBERS?

>> Early: HELL YEAH, I POKED

HOLES IN 'EM.

ONCE YOU GET HER KNOCKED UP,

THAT'S YOUR TICKET TO HALF HER

STUFF.

SHE'S GOT PROPERTY OVER THERE!

POSSESSIONS!

HELL, THIS IS YOUR TIME!

>> Rusty: BUT, DADDY, I DON'T

THINK I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE A

DADDY.

>> Early: THAT AIN'T WHAT YOUR

BALL SAC SAID.

>> Rusty: WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

>> Early: YOU GOT A YOUNG'UN

IN THE PIPELINE NOW, SON.

YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF WHAT'S

MOST IMPORTANT -- YOU.

SHE'LL DEAL WITH THE KID.

>> Rusty: BUT SHE NEEDS ME

TO PROVIDE FOR HER AND THE BABY.

>> Early: WHY IN THE HELL YOU

THINK THEY GOT CASINOS?

YOU NEED TO GET ON OVER THERE

TO TUNICA RIGHT NOW.

HELL, THEY GOT THE LOOSEST SLOTS

IN THE REGION AND THE BIGGEST

DAMN PAYOUTS.

NOW, YOU GET IT ON, SON.

GIT!

>> Lil: NOW, THE BABY BOOKS

WON'T TELL YOU THIS, BUT WHEN

YOUR MILK COMES IN, [INHALES]

YOU REALLY NEED TO DIAL BACK ON

THE METH.

[ COUGHING ]

>> WELL, WE DON'T ALLOW CRYSTAL

METH IN OUR TRAILER.

>> Lil: YEAH, IT'S BEST YOU DO

IT OUTSIDE, [COUGHS] YOU KNOW,

'CAUSE OF THE EXPLOSIONS.

>> Early: WELL, HEY, LITTLE GAL.

WHERE'S THAT YOUNG BUCK OF

YOURS?

>> HE LEFT THIS MORNING.

SAID HE WAS GOING TO GET SOME

DIAPERS. ISN'T THAT SWEET?

>> Early: HUH.

I COULD-A SWORE HE SAID HE WAS

GONNA "BANG HIM SOME WHORES AND"

"BLOW A FAT WAD" OVER THERE IN

TUNICA.

>> I-I DON'T THINK MY RUSTY

WOULD SAY THAT.

>> Early: DON'T QUOTE ME, NOW.

BUT THAT IS IN QUOTES.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] >> HE'S NOT PICKING UP.

>> Early: YEAH, CELLPHONES

PROBABLY DON'T WORK TOO GOOD

IN BACK ALLEYS.

LITTLE HARD TO HEAR THE RING

TONES OVER THE LOUD MOANING

AND GROANING OF WHORES.

>> [ CRYING ]

>> Early: OH, TO BE YOUNG AGAIN.

>> Rusty: [ CRYING ]

>> [ CRYING ]

HE'S BEEN GONE FOUR DAYS!

MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THE

SHERIFF OR PUT OUT ONE OF THOSE

MISSING-PERSON ALERTS?

>> Early: NO, NO.

I'M SURE HE'S OKAY, AND THE

SHERIFF WOULD AGREE WITH ME.

RUSTY DONE HOOKED UP WITH SOME

OTHER BITCH RIGHT NOW.

THE GAME'S UP. IT'S OVER.

>> HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

HE LOVES ME!

HE TOLD ME WE WERE GOING STEADY!

>> Early: NOW, YOU GOT TO

UNDERSTAND, LITTLE GAL.

RUSTY'S STILL GOT SOME WILD

SEEDS TO SOW.

AND SO DO I.

OH, YEAH.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> Early: RUSTY SAID YOU AIN'T

GOT NO PROBLEMS LAYING DOWN

WITH A SQUID.

WHY YOU WANT THE SEQUEL WHEN

YOU CAN HAVE THE PREQUEL?

THE PREQUEL IS UNEQUAL!

WHOO!

>> YOU GET YOUR NASTY HANDS OFF

ME!

>> Early: OH, I GET IT.

YOU WANT ME TO TALK LIKE RUSTY.

[ High-pitched voice ] LET'S

HAVE A DATE!

I AIN'T GOT NO DAMN SENSE

ABOUT ME!

>> I'M GOING TO MY MAMA'S!

>> Early: I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME

IN THE BATHROOM DOING GOD KNOWS

WHAT!

I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT NOT

HAVING FOOD!

I THINK I'M THE ONE TO BREAK

THE CYCLE!

>> Rusty: [ CRYING ]

I JUST COULDN'T DO IT, GRANNY.

THE THOUGHT OF ME GAMBLING AWAY

MY SON'S FUTURE MADE ME SICK.

EVEN IF TUNICA DOES HAVE THE

LOOSEST SLOTS IN THE REGION.

>> Granny: THEY ALSO HAVE

THE BIGGEST PAYOUTS.

>> Early: WELL, LOOK WHO

COULDN'T RUN OUT ON HIS

PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND!

SOME MAN YOU ARE.

>> Rusty: I AM A MAN! AND I LOVE MY WOMAN!

>> Early: SHE SASSED ME.

AIN'T GOT NO RESPECT FOR HER

ELDERS.

>> Rusty: THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE

TAMMI. >> Early: YOU MEAN OLD

RUNAROUND?

>> Rusty: WHO CALLS HER THAT?

>> Early: OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THE

TAMMI I KNOW.

UNDER THEM FINE-ASS PERKY

TITTIES BEATS THE COLD, HOLLOW

HEART OF A BITCH.

SHE COME ON TO ME!

YEAH, HER BABY DADDY DADDY -

ME!

>> Rusty: WHAT DID YOU DO,

DADDY?

>> Early: I MERELY SUGGESTED

WE TAKE A SHOWER NAKED AS THE

DAY WE WAS BORN, AND SHE SAID

THAT I WAS BEING

"INAPPROPRIAFIED."

SO I REACHED OUT AND GAVE HER

A SPANK...

FOR BEING BAD!

IT AIN'T RIGHT HOW SHE WANTS MY

BODY.

>> Rusty: I WANTED TO BE A

FATHER AND SETTLE DOWN.

>> Early: WHY?

THAT'S "BORINGER" THAN HELL.

>> Rusty: WELL, WHERE IS SHE?

>> Early: SHE RUN OFF TO BE WITH

HER MAMA.

>> Rusty: TAMMI!

>> RUSTY!

>> Rusty: I'M BACK!

I MADE SOME MISTAKES, AND I

KNOW YOU DID, TOO, TRYING TO

BUMP UGLIES WITH MY DADDY, BUT

I FORGIVE YOU, AND I'M READY

TO BE RESPONSIBLE.

AND AIN'T NO REASON TO STAY

HERE WITH YOUR...

MAMA?

>> HEY, RANDY.

[ SLURPS ]

>> Rusty: UH-OH.

THIS CAN STILL WORK OUT, CAN'T

IT, TAMMI? I MEAN, IT AIN'T LIKE WE'RE

BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

>> NO, RUSTY, DON'T YOU SEE?

WE'RE COUSINS.

I GUESS THAT'S WHY I WAS SO

ATTRACTED TO YOU.

>> Rusty: WELL, I MEAN, WE

ALREADY BROKE THE SEAL.

WHAT'S ONE MORE TIME IN THE

GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS?

>> [ SNORING ]

>> DADDY'S STILL ASLEEP.

HIT THEM BLINDS.

>> ♪ OUR BODIES YEARN FOR

MOTION ♪

♪ I'M ABOUT TO GET ♪

>> ♪ BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS ♪

>> ♪ WHERE I LONG TO BE ♪

>> ♪ BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS ♪

>> ♪ RIGHT BETWEEN THEM KNEES ♪

>> ♪ BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS ♪

>> ♪ IT'S THE PURPLE DOORWAY ♪

>> ♪ BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS ♪

>> ♪ NO NEED... ♪

>> Early: I LOVE YOU.

I'LL KILL YOU, BITCH!

[ GUNSHOT ]

[ GAVEL BANGS ]

HELL, YOU CAN SEE SHE AIN'T

DEAD, AND, HELL, IT WAS ONLY

BIRD SHOT.

IT AIN'T LIKE SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.

SHE'S JUST THE DAUGHTER OF

A WOMAN I HAD SOME "SAX" WITH.

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, JUDGE!