Original subtitles

[Opening Music]

(SINGING) How nice it is

to have a cozy Friday evening in the backyard.

I like to be, with my family in the backyard.

- I like to roll around

on the grass, in my backyard.

My husband is making fairy bread.

But me...

I'm just rolling round on the grass.

Oi, I want to show you this anime

while we spend our cozy afternoon in the backyard here.

It's got heaps of episodes

and it's about these cute little marsupials

with these magic staffs

and they like fight evil and do heaps of cute stuff.

- Oh, cool, yeah.

(SINGING) For our first cozy afternoon

in the backyard as a family,

I decided to make a new type of yummy food.

I call it the cozy Sarah's Dad's sandwich.

- Cozy Sarah's Dad's sandwich.

It's got hundreds and thousands, sausage

and tasty cheddar cheese yeah yeah,

oh it's going to be so delicious, believe me.

Just for the final touch,

I'm gonna put it in the sandwich press.

[electrical breaker trips]

Oh, woe is me.

I think I tripped the electricity

because I was using too many appliances.

What will we do on this cozy Friday afternoon?

What will we do?

The day is ruined.

What will we doooooo?

Do you want us to turn it back on?

- Yeah, I want to finish the show

and have a cozy afternoon because I'm the enjoying this.

Where's the switchboard?

My darling Sarah and Rachel,

would you really accept this task?

The land is treacherous out there.

For the switchboard is very far.

Yeah, whatever, we'll do it.

- I have to warn you though, it's a very scary journey.

There's evil and mysteries out there.

I haven't been in years because I'm too scared

But your bravery has warmed my heart.

(Chorus) Your bravery has warmed our hearts.

Sarah and Rachel on the journey.

It will be an epic journey because you are so good.

Because you are Sarah and Rachel on the journeyyy!

- Hopefully we can turn on this switchboard quickly

and we can just go back and watch the show.

- Sounds good.

(Sigh), I wish I brought some water with me,

I didn't realise it was going to be this long.

Oh cool, a pub. I wanna beer for the road.

You can probably get some water in there.

[laughter]

(Singing) We are a pub, we are a pub.

We're a snake pub, in the desert.

There's a lot of things to do,

and a lot of things to see in the snake pub.

I pour the drinks, I pour the drinks.

I make the schnitzels, I make the schnitzels.

I wash the dishes, and do lots of things,

in the snake pub.

There's a pool table there and some spew on the ground

and a real sticky chair and a big basset hound

and a guy named Tim

who came all the way from Perth to the SNAKE PUB.

-Let's sit over there. -Ok.

What can I do for you two girls?

- Can I get a water please?

- Yes, the water station's over there,

you can pour it yourself.

- Oh, ok.

What's the Snake Ale like?

Personally, I like it, it has a hoppy taste that people

don't like but I actually don't mind it, actually.

- Yeah, nah, I'll just get a schooner

of the Snake Super Dry.

So what brings you girls here?

Specifically here to the snake pub.

(Chorus) The snake pub.

Oh, we're actually on a quest to turn the electricity back on

because my Dad accidentally tripped the circuit breaker.

What a coincidence, we have been without electricity

for months now because the prices where going too high

and I couldn't afford to pay them.

Is that why this beer is room temperature

and the pokies are off.

That is why, yep that is why.

There's only one switchboard in the whole land

and the man who guards it is very cruel.

Oh, it must be the same switchboard

we're trying to get to. Do you want to come with us?

I'm sorry but I can't leave behind my pub

for silly adventures.

I must stay here and pour the beer.

At the snake pub.

That's it,

that snake has angered me for the last time.

How dare he say, he's not going to pay

his electricity bills.

And if Sarah and Rachel think they can quest to me

to turn their electricity back on,

it's not going to happen.

Sarah's Dad shouldn't have used so many appliances at once.

I shall use the magic of the crystal ball

to summon my Shed Ghouls to attack

this pub for their crimes against electricity.

Ahahaha! Go, Shed Ghouls!

[dramatic music]

No!

The Switchboard Guardians Shed Ghouls are here.

He must of heard us talk through his crystal ball.

I forgot about his crystal ball.

- We forgot about his crystal ball.

[Ghouls cackle and fly off]

NO!

MY PUB.

I must avenge the people who died at the pub.

What are you doing?

Me and my friend are trying to find the switchboard

but the pub we were in was attacked by Ghouls.

- And because of this attack,

I am now joining Sarah and Rachel on their quest

to find the switchboard.

- What's your story?

Ever since last week,

my internet has been disconnected

and they gave me no reason.

And the only way to get a job

in my pebble industry

is to do Zoom and Google Meet job interviews.

How will I feed my family?

- How will he feed us?

How will he feed us?

(SINGING) Yes, you can come with -

- Don't try and sing, Sarah. Just let them do it.

- Oh, sorry, ok.

This is the scary part of the backyard desert.

This is the scary part.

This is the scary, scary part.

[thud]

Oh my god, Runty Bushy Junior.

You've got to learn your fucking dance moves

before we do our dance in front of the people

when they walk through here. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?

I'm sorry, I tried my best to learn

but I get nervous when it comes to the day to perform.

[kick]!

Come on everyone,

let's go back inside and practice our scary song.

This kid can stay out here and think of the lesson

we just taught him. Ahahah.

Come on babe.

Are you ok?

No

but I deserved that.

I'm the worst scary bush in the land.

I'm not good at dancing and all that stuff.

I want to go on adventures instead

to impress the lady bush.

I'm looking through the window

just in case Runty Bush Junior does something to impress me.

Come with us on the journey, come with us.

Come with us on the journey, come with us.

Come with us on the journey, come with us.

Come with us on the journey, come with us.

I suppose you're the ones who want

the electricity back.

And you little pebble want your internet too?

I'm afraid I can not do that though

because you all never obey the rules of the land.

-Yeah, we're just- -Sorry I can't understand you

if you don't sing.

(Singing) We're on a journey to turn the switchboard

on so we can watch our TV show.

we must battle, we must battle.

[fighting]

I learnt that move from Pokemon Blue on Gameboy.

Runty Bushy Junior has impressed me,

I think I'm falling in love with him.

You have defeated me

with the bubble beam of death.

Fine, I will switch your electricity

back on Sarah and Rachel!

All I wanted to do was supply the electricity

and internet to the land.

Oh by the way Little Pebble,

I shut your internet off because of the stuff

you were looking up online.

You know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean!

You know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean!

You know what I mean.

We're taking you away.

Wait!

Where are you going?

We're going back to our house.

Yeah, to finish watching Luscious Colourful Marsupials.

Well, is it ok if I can maybe come along

with you guys? - Yeah, sure that'd be great.

-Is there fairy bread there? -Yeah, there is actually.

Awesome, cool.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind coming along.

Is it ok if I can bring my Shed Ghouls?

Yeah, that's fine. - HOORAY.

Actually before I go back to the pub and fix it.

I might come along too, if thats alright?

Yeah, sure. Yeah that'd be cool.

Hooray Let's go, yes let's do it

[click]

Wait, the electricity is back?

Wait, is that the evil switchboard man?

You are not allowed in my backyard.

You turned off my electricity.

- Yes, but I turned it back on for you.

Please forgive me brother.

- Okay, I will forgive you.

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!

[horse steps]

She told me everything you did, brah...

about your epic adventure. I am giving her away,

she's yours now, brah.

Have a happy marriage.

YAY

IT'S THE END IT'S THE END

[gunshots]

[loud singing]!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

IT'S THE END IT'S THE END

IT'S THE ENDDDDDDDD.

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