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And now, Rob McElhenney!

Hello!

Please welcome my wife,
the incomparable Kaitlin Olson.

Remember that clip
that you showed earlier

before the commercial,
where we were all in England,

celebrating
what we thought was--

- Yeah, a goal.
- You know, a goal.

Um, can we play that,
just the last part again?

Somebody needs to
explain the offside rule...

Yeah.
To the A-listers.

Oh.
Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow. The--

There I am.

I turn around to, you know,

congratulate my husband,

and you just go ahead and jump
right into the arms

of Ryan Reynolds,
just aggressively.

- Okay.
- You made a dec--

you saw me,
and you turned,

and you jumped
right into his arms.

In fairness...
Yeah?

Who wouldn't want to jump
into the arms of Ryan Reynolds?

BUDDY HOLLY [singing]:
Every day

It's a-getting closer

Going faster
than a roller coaster

Love like yours
will surely come my way

A-hey, a-hey-hey

Every day,
it's a-getting faster

Everyone said,
"Go ahead and ask her"

Love like yours
will surely come my way

A-hey, a-hey-hey

Love like yours
will surely come my way

No.

I did hear.

Kind of don't even know
who he is.

I'm supposed to know who he is,
but apparently,

he's someone in a movie.

I don't know if you
should say that in the mic.

It's true.

I don't know
who he is, either.

- Who is he?
- But I'm sure he'll do well.

- Do you know who he is?
- We wish him well,

whoever he is.

So when this whole thing
started, I said to Kaitlin,

what do you think about me
seeing if Ryan

would want to do this
with me, like, 50-50?

And she said, "Do you think
your ego could handle

sharing a screen
with Ryan Reynolds?"

That--
that doesn't surprise me.

He's not that well-known.

Well, he's got Rob backing
him now, and Humphrey.

So the guy'll go somewhere.

You set up--
I gotta get in here.

Haha. All right.

All right, see you soon.

I will, uh--
I will see you soon. Bye.

So let's start
from the very beginning.

Um, Ryan, I hear your
friendship actually started

when Rob slid into your DMs.

Do you want to spill the tea
on that one a little bit?

No!
No, I slid into his DMs.

Oh, you slid into his DMs?

Oh, my God, yeah.
I mean--

How quickly--
- Are you kidding me?

How quickly the story changes.
I know.

Okay, so Ryan, this is
what's called a soundstage.

Really?
Yeah.

And they don't use ceilings?

They make movies,
they make TV.

Well, there is a ceiling.

I'd seen an episode
of his show

that I found to be particularly
inspiring and beautiful.

I slid into his DMs,
and I wrote,

"Powder my bottom
and put me to bed."

This is not actually a bar.

Look at this.

Yeah.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

He DM'd me back,
and then we kind of became,

you know, digital friends--
Yeah.

Which later turned into
real-life human friends.

Platonic relationships
between men

is a complicated subject.

And Ryan and I had questions.

So we went to the only
logical place for answers--

a woman.

Hi, my name is Liz Plank.

And I am the author of
For the Love of Men:

A Vision for
Mindful Masculinity.

I'm a journalist.

I'm a filmmaker,
a columnist, podcast.

I noticed, in the first episode
of the show,

Rob said that he went to Ryan
for "movie money."

Also felt like an excuse
to actually

probably be friends with Ryan
and spend time with Ryan.

- You're, like, dating?
- I don't know.

I'm definitely gonna swoon.

So you gotta--you gotta
stay wide for that shot.

'Cause if you see my eyes,
I'm gonna be, like, floating.

He's probably gonna pick me up
like a child.

And cradle me.

There's also the weird
phenomenon, that is true,

that if you see--if you
watch somebody long enough

over an extended period
of time,

you start to feel like
you know them anyway.

So even before we connected,
you know,

you get a sense that
you kind of know that person,

even though you don't.

We became pretty close,
pretty fast.

- The Rookie.
- Okay.

- Dennis Quaid.
- Whoa, look--

Like, a 40-year-old pitcher
in the major--

Can we just address the--

can we address the mustache
in the room?

I've heard a lot of people
refer to our relationship

as a bromance.

I find that fascinating.

The definition of the word
bromance is just--

it's a platonic relationship
between two men.

There's no female equivalent
to the term bromance.

The female equivalent
is friends.

And so the fact that we need
a term to describe two men

going out to dinner, I think,
is very revealing

about what men are allowed
or are not allowed to do,

and how much
self-policing there is

when it comes to their
relationships with other men.

It's so funny,
and so indicative

of where we are
as a culture now,

that we have to use cute terms
to define

an intimate relationship
between two men.

I don't know why.

I think maybe it's because
it's easier for us

to talk about it
by making it sound

a little bit more juvenile,

or just cute and funny.

So bromance is almost
this permission

for men to connect,

and to show love to each other.

Because it's like--
it's like a joke.

I've been waiting for
the right, peaceful moment

to ask you,

do you harbor any anger

and/or resentment towards me

for asking you to do this?

My wife wants
to kill you, Rob.

Yeah.

Men prove their manhood

by ascribing
to the definition of masculinity

that they've been told
they need to aspire to,

which is, you know, domination, aggression,

winning at all costs.

- This is what men do!
- Yeah!

- This is men stuff!
- Yeah!

Traditionally,
men have liked to get together

with groups of other men
and do stuff,

whether that be
go to football matches,

play football, play golf,

drink, uh,

hang out, talk,
shoot the shit,

rove in gangs,

beat the living shit
out of each other,

compete with one another.

Look at my heel.
- Right?

- You have a heel, too!
- Yeah, I--I wear--

And I wore...
- This is great.

Three-inch lifts just
to really hammer home--

George said to establish
dominance right away.

I know,
but it's not happening.

- No, I know, not at all.
- Yes!

And I'm very thin
compared to these guns.

- Yeah, look at this. Yeah.
- Good Lord.

I read somewhere
that lifting weights

increases height.
- True.

Give me some more gum
for Dennis.

- No, I don't trust you.
- Why not?

'Cause you're just gonna
put it in your mouth

and eat it again.
- I won't. I promise.

Hmm, his neck is high.
It makes me trust him.

Good posture, bro. Okay.

- Come on.
- All right, I trust you.

- How are you?
- What's your name?

- Good, how are you?
- James.

I just find it really funny

just watching men,
like, greet each other.

I feel like I have
secondhand stress

about seeing two men sometimes
greet each other.

Because sometimes it's like
a straight-up handshake.

Sometimes,
it's the handshake, but like,

kind of the clap,
and then they, like,

still kind of touch.

Sometimes,
it's the handshake

followed by the hug,
tap, tap.

And then it keeps going
while they're talking,

but sometimes they pull out.

There's--
there's the fist bump,

obviously, as well.

I feel confused,
and I feel stressed

seeing men
trying to greet each other.

It's very weird.
Like, I'm a hugger.

But like, some guys will throw
in the--

they need the hand--

Oh, with the hug?

The hand with the
hug because you can't just--

You can't touch hearts.
For the hug.

Okay, yes. Okay.

That's too intimate.

Too intimate.

You gotta keep something
in between the bodies.

And then one day,
you'll graduate

to just your hearts touching.

Sports becomes this safe space

for men to love each other,

and to relate to each other,

not just, you know, emotionally,
but also physically.

Like, I just find it fascinating

watching, you know,
men on a football field

touching each other,
and being very affectionate,

being very physically close
with each other--

even, like,
slapping each other's butts.

When can men slap
each other's butts

except when they're on
a football field?

Do men get close
with each other

because they love sports?

Or do men do sports because

they want to be close
to each other?

I've watched you become
a massive sports fan,

which I don't think
you were before.

I wasn't.
I mean, I've always--

I always played sports.

I loved playing sports.

But the idea or the thought
of this

never, never was on
my vision board.

Part of the fun
isn't just getting

to hang out with each other,

or having a football team together.

It's also talking about things

that can be, uh, uncomfortable.

We filmed our colonoscopies
together, for God's sake.

It's the first time
you've had a colonoscopy.

- Yeah.
- And--

We're fucking filming it.

You're filming it--

Which is, like,
also just awful.

Can't believe you pumped all
that Aviation Gin into my IV.

I was out like a light.

They didn't find Rosebud
up there?

I figure I can't go wrong
in terms of

comparing myself to Ryan.

They either find nothing,

and that means my colon
was cleaner than his.

Or they find a polyp.

All set.

And it's either
bigger than his,

which is awesome,

or it's smaller than his,

which means I had less of
an opportunity to have cancer.

Either way, I win.

You can just relax.

How was it before?

It was good.

The last one was 113 over 48.

Is it better than Ryan's?

Yeah.

We're back here with
Ryan Reynolds and the other guy.

I think we both have enormous
respect for each other,

which is what I think
is the backbone

to any healthy relationship.

Any endeavor
at this point in my life

is an opportunity to continue
to forge new relationships.

So it was really special,

and has been really special
to me,

my relationship with him.

In many ways, sports becomes
this performance for men

to really be that ideal
of masculinity

that they're told to aspire to.

And, you know,
maybe Rob and Ryan--

I mean, they're performers.

And so, they're still out there,
maybe some way,

performing maybe not
for their dads,

but for each other.

That's why Rob is
a fuck-face clown.

He's just--
Aw, man.

Oh, Jesus. Rob--

oh, hi, Mr. Chairman.

How are you?

How are you?
You look nice.

I'm sorry about
interrupting you.

I'm covered in microphones--

- It's good to see--hi.
- So I can't stand up.

- Well, hello.
- Hi.

You guys are in the middle
of your thing?

God, you're handsome. Um...

All right.
- Yeah, did you get that?

Last question.
- Come here.

Are we concerned about Ryan
being overexposed?

I think that's a fair--
- I'm plenty overexposed.

- I think that's fair.
- Come on.

Where?
You want to go in here?

There you go.
Yeah, that's good.

Now, I feel like
we're really close.

I can make a cup of tea.

I make the best
cup of tea here.

Why do you think
they got me on here?

Chal doesn't have sugar.

You got to have sugar, though.

Tea's not the same
without sugar.

Hey, you deserve
a cuppa, Chal.

See?

There is something that--

I see you've got
some Yorkshire bags in.

Where's the milk?

What?
- Where's the milk?

It's in there.

You said you don't like
too much milk.

Eh?

Oh, no, you like a little
more milk, don't you?

Yeah.

Well, go and have more then, Chal.

if you're gonna be ungrateful.
I'll put these away.

This is the life skills you
need to learn, innit, Harry?

A cup of tea's one of the
most important things.

It is, Chal.

More milky next time.

I got you.

It's the worst cup of tea
I've had all day, Harry.

Don't put me down
like that, Chal...

Well, my earliest memory
of being a fan is

since I could talk,
since I could kick a ball,

since I've come out the womb,
I just love Wrexham.

My room is full of
Wrexham stuff, to be honest.

Being a football fan or
Wrexham fan, it's just--

it's just run
through your family,

and my dad, obviously,
and my granddad on my side.

And they've just always
been a Wrexham fan,

and it's just run to me, now.

So hopefully, when I have kids,
they'll be Wrexham fans.

'Cause I don't think
it'll ever,

ever stop, my racecourse.

I think that boys grow up thinking,

"This is how I need to,

you know,
get my dad's approval."

Because their dads, that's how
they got their dad's approval.

And it's kind of
just passed down.

Not necessarily questioned.

I played football
for nine years.

I played rugby,
I played baseball,

and I played soccer,
as we call it.

And that was my kind of version
of validation at that age,

and--you know?

Yeah, he really, like,
valued that, you know?

One of the really interesting
things that happened

in the pandemic
is that there was

this incredible
social experiment

where sports basically,
like, went away.

So one of the things I just
started asking men around me--

you know, I would say, what do
you miss the most about sports?

And the first guy I asked
had a tear go down--

like, just literally
go down his face.

And he said,
"Talking about it with my dad."

And I used to go with my dad
and my brother to games.

And in general,
it was a family thing.

Growing up with--
me and my dad,

he took me from an early age.

And it's something
that's in the blood.

So what they miss the most
about sports wasn't--

didn't actually have anything
to do with sports.

It was about the relationships
that they were able to have

when they were watching
sports together.

I was a real youngster.

Me dad used to take me
over to Liverpool years ago

to watch the games.

And actually,
once I moved to Wrexham,

I just started attending
Wrexham games straight away.

Yeah, I just started watching
Wrexham and loved it.

Just fell in love with it.

From when I could
first kick a ball,

my dad always had the belief
that I was good.

He could see that I was good.

And I can only appreciate
that because

what I used to get
from him watching

and his feedback would drive me
on even more.

For a lot of boys who grew up
being told that sports was

where they could really
prove themselves

and have a relationship
with their father,

or have a relationship
with other boys,

they can grow up into
adulthood repeating that,

where sports becomes the way
to earn that connection

with other men.

And maybe with our culture,
or with society at large, too.

Time to see if I still got it.

Aye.

It's so nice that he still
wants to take his dad

out for a pint, you know,
and take him to the match,

and look after me, and--

you know, with his mates.

I'm part of a--
the crowd, if you want.

And that's what makes me
so happy, you know?

I can't ask for
anything more than that.

Boys day out.
Three generations here.

Same as when
we go to the match,

and we've got three
generations here.

You just pass it down,
don't you?

Like, you got it from Granddad.

I got it from you.

It's just--
and I give it to these boys.

It's in our DNA now innit, eh?

In our Winter DNA, lad?
Muah.

It certainly is.

- That's right, it bloody is.
- Yeah?

I'm not ready for it
though, Chal.

I told you,
bit immature inside.

I can't even cook an egg.

So this is when
you're on a date,

when you have the first
sleepover, can make--

you can make her an egg
in the morning.

Yeah, why don't you
chuck that one in?

You fucking idiot.

Let's--we have
a really star candidate.

What, so don't do it
too hard this time, yeah?

Take your time
cracking the egg.

- Man City.
- Yeah.

When I was in grade school,

my dad and I would just
come home

and we'd play basketball.

And I would try to win.

And I wouldn't let him

let me win.

In some ways,
what is the point

if there's no competition?

Because that's what's
sort of driving us

all forward instinctually.

Goal!

And then it's only
in reflection

where you realize, like,
oh, right,

I--who the fuck cares?

I do not understand offsides.

Like, offsides is, like, here.

But then it's also there.

But when you get a penalty--

It's come down
to the final 20 minutes here.

- Yes?
- It's not a goal?

Yes, it doesn't
make any sense.

I don't remember
any specific game.

I just remember--

I just remember
playing with my dad,

you know?

CAT STEVENS [singing:
It's not time to make a change

Just relax, take it easy

You're still young

That's your fault

There's so much you have to know

Find a girl, settle down

If you want, you can marry

Look at me

I am old, but I'm happy

I was once like you are now

And I know that it's not easy

To be calm

When you've found
something going on

But take your time,
think a lot

Why, think of everything
you've got

For you will still
be here tomorrow

But your dreams may not

If he's calling me his son
and, you know,

taking me by his wing
like he is,

and showing me
like he is, yeah,

I'd say he does feel like--

he does feel like
a father figure, in a way.

Genius.
- You're a master?

Mm.

You've got to have
plenty of role models

in your life to become
who you are, haven't you?

And...

Yeah.

CAT STEVENS [singing]:
I know I have to go