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[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kim Kardashian] Previously on The Kardashians...

I'm gonna do more stuff for me and keep really busy.

My goals for this year are to spend more time with my mom

and more time with my grandchildren.

-[kids shouting] -Hey!

Yeah.

I want you guys to find this amazing true love...

-Oh, we will. I'm not worried. -...have for the rest of your lives.

Me not dating and not wanting love and attention?

I don't think you know me.

I have a lot of exciting things coming up,

but I'm still constantly thinking about prison reform.

I was able to help you, and then I learned so much along the way

and you gave me, like, purpose.

You gave me freedom.

I'm a little concerned for this podcast now.

I've never done this before, so I don't know, I'm nervous, it's scary.

I basically did a Q and A for, like, the fans of what they wanna hear.

Scott is actually going to be my first guest.

Feels crazy and overwhelming.

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Woo-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ I'm comin' in, comin' in hot ♪

♪ I'm comin' in, comin' in hot ♪

Um, okay, so, honestly, I really need this whole section.

Don't need anything here.

-[assistant] 'Kay. -One set of headphones.

Make sure my pens come.

I'm packing up my entire house.

I'm fully remodeling, and it's not easy to do this with four kids.

I feel like I have one time in my life where I can do this.

And on top of everything that I have going on,

this week is a little busy.

I have the UCLA Robert Kardashian Esophageal Cancer event at UCLA.

And then I'm taking Scott, Kendall, and Olivia with me to a prison visit.

So, a lot's going on this week.

[♪ playful music playing]

[Kris Jenner] What the hell is going on?

[Kim] Well, you know I'm moving.

[Kris] I thought you were a minimalist.

You look like a hoarder right now.

I know, I really need to chill.

This is gonna really have me purge.

-Purge? -Yeah.

Well, you can purge it right on over to my house

-'cause I love your stuff. -No, you're the real hoarder.

[Kris] I am.

I would say Kris Jenner is the biggest hoarder.

Oh... this is a really nice wig.

We're all memory hoarders,

so if we got it from anyone, it's definitely from my mom.

[Kris] Wish I would've known about this closet before.

Could you imagine if Corey didn't recognize me?

North gave me one of her teeth today and was like, "I lost a tooth."

And I'm like, "Do I keep this? What do moms do? Do they keep teeth?"

I think my mom would do that.

I'm having a meeting here with landscaping

and going over everything.

And then I'm gonna say goodbye for a year and a half.

Wow.

So, when we move out,

we're definitely gonna stay in Malibu for the rest of the summer.

And then, we just need, like, a home base

just because it's gonna be way too far to drive to school.

We are at my new rental.

Oh, this has gotta go.

Like a year, year and a half.

I'm actually really excited for this change.

I've thought about these improvements for a really long time

and I just can't wait to get them done.

And then, here, it'll be a whole area,

a whole closet.

I could show you right here.

A whole closet for what?

-For him. -For him?

-Who's him? -I don't know! Manifesting.

I did this whole renovation and then I looked up to my team

and I go, "Guys, we're adding onto the house.

We're changing everything for me."

And then I thought... "Wait, where's the 'his' side?"

I'll be so stuck in that and not even be open

to having a partner if I don't, like, build it.

So, if you build it, he will come. [chuckles]

No, you should never assume.

[crew laughing]

Maybe, you never know.

And then I thought, "What if, to here, I make, like, a whole 'his' closet?"

You must really like him

-because that's a... -Do you think that's big enough?

[stammers] Kim... that's bigger than my bathroom.

[Kim] Okay, good.

[Kris] I think she's looking for true love.

She's the best version of Kim when she's in love.

Out with the old, in with the new.

-Working... -Oh, I'm so excited for new vibes.

New energy, new vibes.

-Mm-hm. -Alright, I have to pack.

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[seagulls squawking]

♪♪

Oh, my God, she looks [bleep] amazing.

Look at... In the Chanel.

Uh, her ass is out.

Well, I didn't see that part.

[Khloé Kardashian] My podcast is launching soon.

But first, I have a fundraiser

for my dad's charity I have to go to.

Our dad being diagnosed with esophageal cancer,

he passed in 2003,

and, at the time, there was not a lot of information on esophageal cancer.

My dad died within weeks of diagnosis.

It was just such an aggressive disease.

-[Cici Bussey] Hi. -[Khloé] Hi.

-Hi. -Oh, my gosh, you guys,

-I'm sweating like a [bleep]. -Well, put the air on right there.

-[Khloé] That's gonna go up my clitoris. -Just have it hit you.

That's my name tonight, Clitoris.

-[Cici laughing] -Just kidding.

Wait, like the Seinfeld?

-Yes. -Yes, of course.

[♪ cheerful music playing]

♪♪

Hi, how are you?

It feels amazing to be celebrating my dad tonight,

and that we have this foundation in honor of him.

-Hi, everyone. -[speaker] Come on in, guys. Come on in.

My dad was always super big on charity, but empathy for others.

-Hi. -Hello.

[Khloé] And the fact that we're raising awareness and money

to extend someone's life,

I know my dad would be so proud and is so proud.

[Kim] Should we grab a drink? Should we grab a snack?

Hi.

-You must've been right behind us. -Hi!

How are you, Cici?

-[Khloé] Hi! -Hi, Khloé!

-Oh, my God. -[Khloé] I haven't seen you

-in so long, Kourtney. -I know.

-Long time no see. -Khloé.

We didn't know, like, that it was stage four,

but we knew that he had cancer.

People will come up to me once in a while and say,

"Do you know how incredible it is

"that we have this center and that it exists,

and how many lives it's helping?"

And that it's all in my dad's name, it really does mean a lot.

I think he would.

-[♪ pensive music playing] -♪ I will be your guiding light ♪

♪ Be there by your side, day and night ♪

He would definitely be in on the pranks with us.

My dad, in general, was incredibly goofy,

definitely class clown.

He was very playful and very fun.

He'd also be pretty pissed off at-at-at a lotta things too.

[chuckles] I'd be grounded for life already.

♪ I'll carry you ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I'll carry you ♪

I'm sure some of our antics, he probably wouldn't be too thrilled with.

But also, I think if he was here,

we would probably also be different at the same time.

Like, maybe not make some of the stupid choices that we've made.

Who knows?

He would've loved it.

♪ I'll carry you ♪

[♪ music fades out]

Without any further ado, I would like to invite

my dear friend, Kim Kardashian, to come up and say a few words

on behalf of the Kardashian family.

-[audience applauding] -Woo!

-Thanks, Kim. -Of course.

You know, it's so interesting that we chose to do a partnership like this

because my dad hated the hospitals, hated doctors, would never go.

But, I know he would be so proud

because he was the kind of guy that would go when it was too late,

like so many people that we know.

And I just feel so proud that I can contribute to that conversation.

And I'm just so grateful to Eric for helping us make this a reality

'cause we all, together, are saving so many people's lives.

So, thank you so much.

[audience applauding]

[camera clicking]

There's, like, a few things in life

that my dad would be really proud of us for

and this is definitely one of them.

We weren't able to save his life with this new technology,

and with the access to these doctors,

but, now, we can help save other people's lives.

Congratulations again, congratulations to you.

-Congratulations, and we love you, Rob... -[Kim] To you.

...and to all of you.

These two shy girls. You don't wanna say anything?

Two shy girls, go ahead, you gotta say something.

Well, I thought you were gonna say

Dad would be pissed 'cause it's not a USC hospital.

-[all laughing] -My dad was a Trojan. He went to USC.

-But anything for health. -But he would be so grateful,

and so proud...

-[laughter] -...and so happy, that...

'Kay, what do you have to say?

-...UCLA is our home. -I would say, "Hi." That's it.

-[Kourtney chuckles] -[audience applauding]

-[Eric Esrailian] Thank you all. -[Khloé] Thank you.

He would be super proud of the families that we've created

and that we've all stayed so close.

I miss most my dad, just him,

just him being here.

♪♪

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[♪ lively music playing]

♪ It's a celebration ♪

Ooh!

♪ Celebrate ♪

Okay.

-Bah! [chuckles] -[kids yelp]

-♪ It's a celebration ♪ -No, we're not getting lollipops.

It's too early for sugar. Come on, let's go.

Listen, everybody line up tallest to shortest.

Okay, Tatum, front.

Okay, follow me. Come on, in line! Hup, two, hup.

I saw The Sound of Music about 300 times, so let's go.

Today, I am taking all of my grandkids to Underwood Farms,

which I'm really excited about.

I look forward to this day every year.

And what started out with one or two kids coming along,

because that's all I had,

I've got 10 grandkids coming today.

Come on, Tatum, all aboard.

Wow, guys! How cool is this?

Okay, you guys go back there and sit down.

-[kids chattering] -Saint, nobody's gonna be on their phone.

We're not doing... What are you doing?

Turn that off. We're not gonna have any phones today.

Hi, Happy October! It's my time to shine.

I've just always loved holidays.

Halloween is an important holiday.

I do love Christmas more, just to clear up the rumors.

[Kris] Alright, guys, get in the car, we're out!

The Pumpkin Express.

The Pumpkin Express, you betcha.

-Good luck with Reign and Saint. -[Kris] Oh, yeah.

-You don't wanna go with all your cousins? -No, you come with me!

Okay, she wants to come with me.

Wow, rejection.

Alright, guys, everybody ready? Everybody sit down.

[Dream Kardashian] There's no more seat for Reign.

[Kris] There's plenty of seats.

Saint, let's slow down on the candy, okay?

-Yeah. -You guys are gonna be so sugared up

by the time we get there.

Tatum, do you want water?

-[Kris] What? -Chips.

-I don't understand Tatum. -He wants more chips.

-He's saying "chips." -[Kris] Chips.

[Tatum Thompson] Chips.

Oh, this language barrier is wild.

We have made a mess out of this bus.

Slow down, just go slow. Chew your food.

-[Psalm screams] -What? What's wrong?

Oh, my God, what happened?

You do not look like a pumpkin.

-I'm not a pumpkin! -No, you're not a pumpkin.

-She said I'm a pumpkin! -Stop calling him a pumpkin!

[child] Pumpkiiin!

[♪ enchanting music playing]

[Kris] Okay, you guys, we're here. Look at how cute this is.

Wait a second, wait a second,

everybody line up out here

-so I know how many there are. -[♪ music warbles, stops]

[Kourtney Kardashian Barker] Mom, how was that Sprinter ride?

Interesting.

Goats, Rocky, look at the baby goats.

[Kourtney] Should we show him?

-[Travis Barker] Yeah. -[Kourtney] Look at the goats.

Oh, you like those?

-[Kourtney] Those are cute. -[Travis] Yeah, those are cool.

Saint, dipping the lollipop into the Gatorade? Next level.

[Kris] Come on, everybody!

-Put your drink down. -I can't believe that's the snacks

-that you guys have. -Yeah, well I... I just...I didn't pick 'em.

I gave specifics and I said no food coloring,

-which is Gatorade. -But who buys Gatorade?

I gave specific popsicles.

-Yeah. -Yeah. No, you're right.

-[tractor engine cranking] -Ohh!

[♪ upbeat country music playing]

Wanna sit on my lap?

-No, I wanna sit right here. -Oh, okay.

[tractor engine rumbling]

Look at this! Look at all the pumpkins.

This is so cute, you guys.

Are these giant spiders?

-[Travis] Oh, look, Rock. -[Kourtney] Whoa.

Reign, look at the corn maze! Look at the corn maze!

[Kourtney] Alright, let's do this, guys!

-[kids] Run, run, run! -Please don't... No, no, no, no, no.

No. Oh, and...

-No, no. Let's go. -[Tatum babbling]

Hey, guys!

Yoo-hoo?!

Look, Rock, all corn.

-Where is everybody? -Where is everybody?

[Kris] How do we lose six kids?

This is my worst nightmare.

I'm in a maze in a cornfield with 10 grandchildren.

They're going every which way. I don't know how to keep track of them.

It's freaking me out a little bit.

Oh, nope.

-Let's go this way. -[Tatum shouting]

That's right! Where are you guys?!

-[♪ horror movie music playing] -[Tatum shouting]

I don't know how to go home and say I've lost somebody.

Khloé is gonna kill me.

Saint, Psalm-y!

I cannot afford to lose anybody today.

They'll never let me out of the house again.

Tatum, Tatum! Oh, gosh.

♪♪

Guys?!

How did we lose everyone?

-[Tatum] Oh, there you are! -Oh, scared me to death.

-Come here. Hang on to me. -[Tatum] It's right there.

Thank you, can't lose you today.

Oh, my gosh, look at you guys! How did you get up there?

Let's see, hold on, I know I forgot somebody.

Uh... is that 10? Is that 10?

Everybody had enough of this?

-[kids] Yes. -Okay, let's go.

I am a great grandma because I found the kids.

Yep, they're all safe and sound.

Got 'em all ready to deliver back to their moms and their dads.

And guess what?

I've still got it.

[Kourtney] Oh, we're going under a tunnel, guys.

Here's the tunnel.

Hands up, everybody, hands up!

-Woo! -Hands up!

Hands up, everybody, hurry!

Woo!

Kardashians at Underwood Farms!

Babe, every time we would go to a city, any trip, anything,

they would always be like, "Can you give us one,

like, 'The Kardashians are here!'"

So, we would do it at every place we would go.

I was a Kardashian before they were a Kardashian.

-No, you're... -But you're not anymore.

Once you're a Kardashian, you're always got a little bit of Kardashian in you.

-[Travis] Oh, my God. -Kourtney, one, two, three.

-The Kardashians are here! -The Kardashians are here!

♪ It's gonna be a good day ♪

[Kourtney] You guys can pick a pumpkin if you want.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kris] Come on, Tatum.

[Kourtney] Ooh, I love that one, Dream.

-♪ Everything is alright ♪ -[worker] Thank you.

♪ Soakin' up the sunshine ♪

Today was so great and so perfect,

doing something that my grandchildren love to do,

and I love to do.

So, it's a little bit selfish.

You want that one, Tatum? Okay. Oh, that's cute.

You wanna put it on the truck?

But I loved this day,

and I had the best time with the grandkids.

-[Travis] Look at this, Rock. -These are pumpkins.

-Look, pumpkin. -[Travis] You like that?

I just love days where I'm with all the kids.

Did everyone pick a pumpkin?

You know, my nieces and nephews, my mom, and with Travis,

it's like you forget about anything else.

Like, nothing else matters.

[Kris] Come on, Tatum, let's get on the tractor.

Having that is really special.

[Kris] Let's have a little roll call.

-One, two, three, four, five, six... -[Penelope Disick] Wait, where's Chi at?

[Kris] Chicago!

-[Dream] I'll go get her. -Tell 'em if they don't come now,

they're gonna miss the truck.

♪ Everything is all... ♪

[♪ music distorts, stops]

[Kourtney] Well, let's not traumatize them with abandonment issues.

We're in a pumpkin patch.

We do not scare kids into thinking they're gonna...

we're gonna leave them behind.

"If you don't come now,

-we're gonna leave you here." -[Kris] Okay.

"You may never make it home." [evil laughter]

[evil laughter] I'll get you, my pretty!

-[cackling evil laughter] -[Kourtney] What a... What a psychopath.

[♪ "Ignite" by Vanacore Music playing]

♪ Time to ignite the fire ♪

♪ We gonna burn, burn, burn this down ♪

♪ Time to ignite the fire ♪

Don't wanna get my makeup on your nice white shirt.

We are going with Scott Budnick to Growlersburg Conservation Camp,

and I'm bringing Scott, Kendall, and Olivia.

I'm Scott.

-Yeah, we met. -[Scott Budnick] Um, we just met. Yep.

Just met Scott.

[Kendall Jenner] So, explain where... what's going on.

Okay, so, forever, they've had fire camps within the prison system.

[reporter] Inmates fighting for their future freedom

while fighting the state's deadliest and most destructive fires.

Once you earn your way to, like, down levels because of good behavior,

you can actually spend your last two to three years of incarceration

in a fire camp in the woods with no fence,

going out every day with Cal Fire

and, like, battling, like, the biggest fires

that are destroying entire communities, et cetera.

So, we created this youth offender fire camp,

which allows guys that have violent crimes,

but have shown that they've changed their lives

to go to this fire camp.

[Kim] It's a camp where youth offenders under the age of 26

where these men get to come and work as firefighters.

The most amazing thing about this program

is it gets their felonies wiped off of their record completely.

So, after working and training to be a firefighter,

if they find that this is something that they wanna do when they get out,

they will have an immediate job as a firefighter if they wanted that.

[Kendall] Probably gives them such purpose, too.

[Scott Budnick] You've nailed it, right?

So, they go in and you're like, "You're a piece of shit,

"you've commit... you committed a violent crime,

"we're gonna separate you from the community

"because you're too dangerous

and because the community doesn't want you."

So, now you feel like a piece of shit

and then, all of a sudden, you're like, wait, you're in a fire camp.

Cal Fire's telling you you're a hero,

you're a first responder, you're wearing the badge.

Now you're here to save people's lives, so...

-[Kendall] Such purpose, yeah. -[Kim] And they need you.

-Yeah. -You know?

[Kendall] I've been wanting to come.

I feel like it just hasn't worked out perfectly.

-Yeah. -But I'm happy to be here.

My schedule has kinda never aligned to when she's done these prison visits,

but it's gonna be so interesting and so cool.

I didn't even know this existed, and I'm really excited to learn about it

and meet some of the men and, um, people involved in this project.

[♪ rock music playing]

♪ Whoa! ♪

♪ Ain't nothin' gonna hold me back, yeah ♪

-How are ya? -How are ya?

♪♪

♪ Ain't nothin' gonna hold me back, yeah ♪

[Scott Budnick] Here we are.

Wait, so we're not, like, locked in?

Nope, that's the craziest.

They leave a cell and a barbed wire fence and being shackled and everything to this.

♪ Whoa ♪

♪♪

Yeah. You guys will enjoy it.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

-[Scott Budnick] This... Down this way? -Yep, they started right here,

and they're working their way down.

I didn't realize that the physical property

was gonna feel like a, like a camp.

I think it's really cool that there's so much freedom.

Ya know, there's no fences, there's no walls.

It's just kind of an open space.

[chainsaw whirring]

♪♪

♪ No rest 'til I get what's mine ♪

[Scott Budnick] Crew Three! Come on up here.

Guys, this is Kimbo.

-This is my guy right here. -[Olivia Pierson] Hi.

He's an absolute beast right here, awesome dude.

-Introduce yourself. -[greeting each other]

-My name's Kimbo. -[Kendall] I'm Kendall.

Nice to meet y'all. I'm a big fan of you guys.

[laughter]

Thank you.

Yeah, what's up, Scott? Yeah, big fan.

[laughter]

[Scott Budnick] Who's watched The Kardashians?

[group chuckling]

Who's your favorite sister?

-I was kidding. -[laughing]

[laughter]

Who wants to talk about leaving prison and coming here, what's different?

[Kimbo] We're guys from the streets,

probably being people that people wouldn't want around at all.

But now, we're being really productive each and every day.

We're doing some of the hardest work imaginable.

'Cause if I could do this, I could do anything.

-Anything. -[Kimbo] It's just a beautiful

opportunity.

So, goin' from criminals and gangbangers to firefighters,

like, upstanding members of the community, so this is, like, huge.

This is beautiful, and I'm glad you brought a spotlight on it for us

-and I appreciate you. -Thank you.

I think it's really important, especially with the firefighters program,

these guys went from being people that have been incarcerated

to now being heroes for helping fight these fires and saving lives and homes.

And I can only imagine what that would feel like

and the pride that they must feel inside

and feel like they're getting a piece of themselves back

or even maybe a feeling that they've never felt before.

[Scott Budnick] Hell yeah, Kimbo.

[Scott Disick] That was a very well-said speech.

[Scott Budnick] Come on, Kimbo! Come on, Kimbo!

[Kendall] I think it's awesome that these men are putting in such dangerous work,

not only to serve, like, a community and other people,

but also to, potentially, help themselves

and, um, maybe get time off their sentence

and work towards something and find, like, drive.

I think that's really important for people,

and them being able to find and feel purpose

in their daily life, I think that's so cool.

[Scott Budnick] Back to camp.

[laughter, chatter]

Wait, we need a selfie, all of us together.

-Scott, can I use your phone? -[Scott Budnick] Come on, guys.

One, two, three.

-[camera clicks] -Yeah, that's tight.

Yeah.

-Thank you, guys. -Thanks, guys.

[Kendall] Thank you.

-[Kim] Bye, guys. -[Kendall] All the best to everyone.

Stay safe.

[Scott Disick] That's a lotta hard work, man.

[Kendall] Yeah, that's crazy.

[birds chirping]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Feelin' good, feelin' good ♪

♪ Feelin' good ♪

Okay, babe.

[♪ music warbles, stops]

And what the [bleep] is this?

-[♪ music resumes] -[laughing]

♪ I'm feelin' good, feelin' good, feelin' better ♪

-Don't you love a wig? -You still look... You look beautiful,

but I, actually, I like you the way you are.

Oh, forget it.

Why did you... What made you do that?

-[laughing] -I don't want that hair in my food...

-[continues laughing] -...or my wine.

You have beautiful, great, soft...

-Gray? My hair isn't gray. -I said "great."

Oh, well, that's good.

-You're not a wig guy. -I like natural.

Your natural beauty is better than your made-up beauty sometimes,

a lotta times.

Things are gonna get spicy, babe.

So, what have you got here, babe?

[Corey Gamble] So, what I want to do,

I figured we'll have our own little wine tasting evening.

Babe, are you gonna educate me or just get me drunk?

-I'll take either. -Been edu... I've been educating you

-for years at this point. -I know.

Okay, we'll go with drunk.

Corey is my forever date,

and we have the best time together.

I like 'em vintage like that.

[Kris] We've been together over a decade.

Never thought I'd say that again.

And we just have a lot of fun together.

-Let's taste the '61 first. -Cheers, babe.

Good health, more wealth, lots of love.

Love you much, appreciate you.

And thank you for all the greatness...

-Thanks, babe. -...you've brought into my life.

Oh, I like that toast.

Mm!

[Corey] Ooh, you can taste the age on that.

I love old wine.

You are definitely an old soul.

-[Corey] My... -You're, like, you're literally

-older than me. -Me being me has, has worked

-tremendously for your life. -Yeah.

Whether anybody wanna talk about it or not.

You'll be around 'til you, like, 130.

-Oh, wow. -I'ma preserve you. You'll be fine.

So, it's been a year.

It was rough.

My sister, Karen, recently passed away

and I've spent an awful lot of time worrying about my mom

and really making sure she's okay.

And I think for me, for right now, I just have to learn to live in the moment

and try to be as healthy and as happy as possible

and spend lots of time with my children, my grandchildren, and Corey.

And that is my recipe for Kris Jenner right now.

So, I went to Kim's house and she was explaining to me

how she was building this whole other area

and adding onto the house,

and there was a whole men's bathroom and closet area.

And I'm like, "Are you trying to tell me something?

Is something happening I don't know about?"

She goes, "Well, yeah, this is for my future husband."

I'm like, "What?"

She's manifesting... I had to give her credit.

Like, she's manifesting her future.

Well, hopefully, she can get married one more time

and then she'll be good for, like, 60 years.

-That's my, that's my wish for her. -Longer, longer than 72 days.

She's going to be married to the love of her life.

-I pray for her. -She just hasn't met him yet.

I-I pray she hasn't met him yet, and I pray he finds her.

-Oh, it'll happen. -Well, nine times out of 10,

the person's already seen her, whoever it is.

He don't know her, but he's seen her

-'cause it's hard not to know her. -Maybe not, maybe not.

I don't know no heterosexual man on this earth that don't know who Kim is.

I'm just saying, this person is either tribal

-or a Buddha. -Tribal?

I'm just sayin', if you've never seen a picture of her,

you live so far in the deep.

I never thought about it like that.

Hm.

Come find me since you know me.

Or, they can be a beekeeper.

-A beekeeper? -Yeah.

We would have honey.

[chuckles]

-Cheers, I love you. -I love you.

Thanks for the Friday night.

I'm gonna try to stay up as long as possible.

We can stay up past seven.

-Yeah, woo! -I'm not cheersing to that shit.

[Kris chuckling]

[♪ cheerful music playing]

Hi, guys.

How are you?

Now we're at a different part of the camp

and, here, we get to sit down with the guys

and hear their stories and really hear from them

how this program has changed their lives.

Hi, I'm Kim. Hi.

I really love highlighting these rehabilitation programs.

Ultimately, we want to feel really safe in our society

and putting money and attention into all of these skills

that these men can learn is just,

I think, such an important part of this process.

Good afternoon.

Let's go around quickly.

One thing that you're proud of that you've accomplished inside in prison.

One thing that I'm proud of is being here and being a different man.

I can talk to my mom different now.

She doesn't see the old person that I used to be.

That's amazing.

I'm now halfway to finishing my college degree,

so that's something I'm very happy about.

I've gotten a lot of skills being in prison: self-control, patience.

And on the streets, I didn't have none of that,

so I'm pretty, pretty proud of that.

[Scott Budnick] Scott, Kim, Kendall, Olivia,

will you guys introduce yourselves

and maybe just a little bit about how today's been for you?

I'm Kendall. This is my first prison experience,

and I'm really grateful to be here to see

not only what you guys do but your outlook on it all.

A word that's been coming to me a lot today,

and Scott and I were talking about it on the plane,

was the sense of purpose that I feel like you guys might feel you have.

And I think that's really amazing

to be able to say you have that

and have something really real outside of it

and have passion and have drive

and I think that's really amazing,

so it's cool to see how this has potentially changed you guys

for the better and it's inspiring.

Hey guys, I'm Olivia. My grandpa, my two uncles,

and my cousins are all firemen, fire chiefs,

so I'm just excited for you guys.

This is really cool...

-Yeah. -...and thanks for letting us

-come and hear your stories, yeah. -Sharing, yeah.

Yeah, I think something like this really shows people

what you could do and be a better person when you get out.

So, it's a big deal and, you know, it's very inspirational.

[Kendall] Mm-hm.

[Kim] You guys are making the best of it and learning these skills.

This is the glimmer of hope that people have to see

in order for the whole system to change.

I can't wait to see what you guys do when you come home.

What got you into this, like, I guess, to see us different?

-Why is it that you decided to do this? -[Kim] Yeah, I mean, it started off as

I had never been to a prison.

So, I've heard, like, Scott Budnick's name, like,

three times in, like, two weeks and I was like,

"I need to figure out who this person is and why everyone..."

I got a blind text that said, "Hi, my name's Kim Kardashian."

-True story. -I was like, "I've heard your name

"three times this week so I feel like I need to know

who you are and, like, what's up."

He was like, "Okay, do you wanna go to a prison?"

And I was like, "Sure."

So, I went to a women's prison, CIW, and I sat in a room like this

and this one girl was like, "My boyfriend had me go get drugs

"or pick something up at this apartment,

"and I didn't know that, like, some shit was gonna go down

and someone died," and, like, these crazy stories.

And I thought to myself,

"Oh, my God, one time, my friend had me go pick up, like, ecstasy

at this apartment and, like, what if something happened?"

And I was like... I, literally, thought that.

-[Kendall laughing] -And, um...

-So Elle Woods right now. -[Kim] No, I'm being serious, though.

-[laughter] -Like, I was like, "What?"

I don't wanna name names. I'm getting myself in trouble here.

[Kendall] Oh, my God, I'm sweating.

The reason I lost it and kinda laughed so hard

was because I saw the officer, like, a few people over

from her basically be like...

[Kendall laughing]

It was so, like, Legally Blonde or something.

Oh, hi, I'm Elle Woods, and for my admissions essay,

I'm gonna tell all of you at Harvard why I'm gonna be an amazing lawyer.

I loved it, though.

I thought to myself, "Seriously, if some shit went down,

I would've been able to call my dad, and he would've helped me."

And these people didn't have that.

I really thought to myself like,

"This is just so crazy. These people need help."

The more I got into it, the more I heard stories,

I was like, "Oh, my God, this is so [bleep] up."

Like, "How do we help here?"

The... And it, it gets overwhelming

'cause every part of the system is so [bleep] up.

-It's crazy. -Except for Fire Camp.

[Kim] Except for Fire Camp, yes, yes, yes.

I think my passion for prison reform really kinda got sparked with my dad

and all of the giving back that he would do

and just all the places he would take us to help other people.

My dad resonates through all of that,

and I always feel his energy every time I do something like this.

[Scott Budnick] Three, two, one. Come on, Crew Five.

I am so proud of Little Miss Elle Woods.

The experience was amazing.

I'm really happy I got to be a part of it and learn something cool today.

I think it put some things into perspective for me

and was really cool to see.

There you go.

Honestly, I don't know.

This heat, though...

[Kendall] You guys are warriors.

-[prisoner] Thank you, Kim. -You're welcome.

Today's been a really amazing day

getting to meet these guys and spend some time with them.

And I think most importantly,

to see Scott really get something out of this,

and Kendall and Olivia really have an eye-opening moment.

I think every time I do a trip like this,

it really just is that battery in my back to, like, keep going

and to keep fighting for the guys inside,

and to wanna finish law school,

and to just keep doing what I'm doing.

-Thanks you guys so much. -Thank you guys so much.

-[Kim] That was really cool. -[Kendall] Nice to meet everyone.

-Bye, guys. Thank you. -[Kim] Bye.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ I'm like hello ♪

-♪ But I'm not sure ♪ -♪ Come on ♪

♪ Everybody go, "Whoa" ♪

♪ Everybody go like, "Whoa" ♪

♪ I'm like hello ♪

♪ But I'm not sure ♪

♪ Everybody go, "Whoa" ♪

Ugh.

I'm not throwing up anymore, [clears throat] but it's okay.

The day has finally come.

I am recording my new podcast.

And all day yesterday, I could not have been more sick:

fever, throwing up, just horrible.

And just the timing really, really sucks

because I sound like I smoked five packs of cigarettes a day.

I'm sure they would let me push this a day,

but then that's... Production pushes it.

There's so much involved behind the scenes,

and there's an air date that's set.

There's all these things.

So, I have to just talk myself into not being sick for a few hours.

[coughs]

-Hi, guys. -[director] Hello.

[Khloé] I'm good, how are you?

Khloé, the set is so good.

-[Khloé] Isn't it pretty? -Yeah, it's beautiful.

[coughing] Sorry, I'm sorry. That's so rude.

It's my first podcast.

I want to look good in front of the people I'm interviewing

and feel like I am a professional,

so I don't know what to expect.

I am nervous.

Doing a TV show and leading a podcast is a totally different thing.

Can I steer the ship?

[coughing] Excuse me.

[coughing]

[Kris] Hi, Scott. You look great. Good.

-This one hair, can I do this? -Sure can.

It's stickin' out.

Don't worry, guys, we have nothing else to do.

Alright, she's ready to go.

-[Khloé coughing] -Hello, Khlo.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.

-Why are you so serious? -What do you mean?

This is Khloé's very first podcast.

Oh, I was gonna ask that. Thanks for ruining it.

-Yeah, thanks for... -[Scott Disick] You're takin' all my...

-Alright, I'm out, peace. -[crew member] Bye.

[Scott Disick] Is this like your old couch kinda?

-Similar. Yeah. -Something like that.

-[director] You ready, Khloé? -Yes.

[director] Alright, let's do it.

-Are we ready? -[Khloé] [chuckles] I don't know.

[crew member] I'm gonna just check your mic, Khloé,

-just to make sure everything's good. -[coughing]

I am sick as a dog,

and I'm not sure that Scott was the best choice

for my first episode because he seems so nervous,

and it's making me more nervous.

And now I'm like,

"God, who's gonna listen to this bullshit?" I don't know.

What the [bleep] did I do?

[director] Camera speed, new roll.

Okay, we are ready. Whenever you're ready.

[director] Good? 'Kay, audio good, camera speed.

[indistinct chatter]

Ready to roll.

[chatter continues]

Great, camera speed. Okay, we're ready.

I'm nervous, I'm excited.

Having a conversation with someone is so easy,

at least for me it is.

Like, I know I can carry a conversation.

I know I can be interviewed, but can I interview somebody else?

Like, that's the scary part.

Okay, number one, this is...

you are the very first person that is recording with me...

-No way. Oh, I didn't know that. -...in my podcast space.

I don't know if it's gonna be episode one.

-Oh, that's bullshit. -But you're the first person...

-So, I'm like the guinea pig? -[coughs] Yes.

-And then I'm not even the first ep? -Well, I don't know.

Oh, 'cause you'll probably get somebody more famous than me

-and that means them. -No, it just depends what you

-give me today. -That's horse manure.

-Well, hey, let's see what you got. -I'll give you everything

-I've always wanted to give you. -But I... Oh, God, I'm scared.

Even doing this, it was really intimidating for me

because people will twist your words around.

It's not the same how it was.

Anything you say can be used against you.

I know how you and I talk sometimes, it's not...

-perfect. -Correct, yeah.

God must've broke the mold when he made you.

Just hopin'.

Get these cameras outta here and go upstairs then.

He does speak to me maybe a little more flirty than my real brother does.

Do you have the new nipple bra on?

-Of course, I have the new nipple bra on. -I was gonna say, those things look good.

I'm scared you're gonna hit my ass.

I thought about it, but I wouldn't do that to you.

[laughing] ...my ass. No.

What did your parents think about starting this venture

-with your girlfriend... -I think...

-...and her family, and all of us? -[deep breath]

They just had, like, the tabloids...

-Oh, yeah. -...and that was a problem.

-Yes. -Every day, they're like,

"You got Khloé pregnant?!"

I'm like, "Yes, Dad, I got Khloé pregnant."

I did a poll. Like, my number-one question was,

-"Have you and I ever hooked up?" -[bleep] yeah.

-[chuckles] No, we haven't. -Oh.

-For years, people... -Oh!

...have always ran with this narrative,

either you hooking up with Kendall, I've always seen a lot.

-It's either been Kendall... -Yeah. No, I would never do that.

Every week, it was a different sister I got pregnant.

Like, bro, I have children with her sister.

-[Khloé] Yeah, it's wild. -We're not soulmates.

It's all gross to think you and I being together. Sick.

-It's just not a possible thing. -Obviously, it's not a possibility.

-Okay... -And I'm white, so...

-[laughing] -...let's be serious.

[Khloé] What advice would you give to your kids?

Do you want them to be a part of this

-world? -I feel like it's up to them.

-Yeah. -They don't seem

very interested, but I remember Kylie and Kendall,

at their age,

-not being interested at all. -Mm-mm.

But it's crazy to think what they've become.

Like, Kendall and Kylie blew up a whole society of their age.

That's a good way to look at it.

Now, look at the 13 grandkids,

when they all become of age,

what they could do is, like, a royal rumble of the world.

It's terrifying.

-Kendall... and Rob. -[producer] Who would be...

Kimberly.

My mom.

Oh, gosh, Kourtney, Kylie, Rob.

I think I'm gonna have Rob, like...

You know when you're in witness protection

and, like, they're, like, blacked out and you change their voice?

I might just have him do that and be on.

Would you ever let your kids watch the show, like old episodes?

-Yeah. -I would too.

I mean, I would be mortified for so much that my kids would have to see...

-Yeah, but it's so fun. -...but the version you are right now

-and the version you were then, like... -Oh! I didn't think...

...sticking $100 bills down waiters' throats...

-I thought about that just now. -...and yelling at people, like...

Yeah, I don't want them to see that.

But the truth is, I do explain to Mason how drinking affected me

and how badly it put me in certain places.

-That's good. -And he knows that.

What are the things you both love and dislike the most about each other?

I was gonna say, the only thing that really annoys me about you

is when you say you're gonna come to something

-and then you don't show up. -Yeah, right.

I was thinking you were gonna do that to me today.

Never, I hate that you think that.

-[Khloé chuckling] -I gotta...

I'm never not showing up to anything.

You're the biggest liar.

-No... -You don't show up to almost everything

I invite you to.

-That's okay. -No, I know. It's just...

[Khloé laughing]

I am so happy that I've got my first podcast done and over with.

Worked out a couple kinks. I think Scott was great.

I could tell he was a little nervous, but I think it's gonna be amazing.

And I still feel sick as a dog, but I'm proud of myself for doing it.

And I think it's only up from here.

Lordy, thank you so much for doing this.

-I appreciate you havin' me. -I love you.

-Love you. -And I feel honored that

you don't do podcasts, but you did mine.

Scott, welcome to Wonderland. That's what this is called.

-Oh, I didn't even know that. I like that. -Khloé in Wonderland.

So, welcome to Wonderland.

And then, this episode's "The Lord and His Lady."

"The Lord and His Lady."

[crew member] That was it.

-That was it. -[crew member] Yep.

-[Khloé] Yay! -[all clapping]

[crew member] Perfect.

How'd that go?

It went great. Uh, welcome to Wonderland.

It's a beautiful time and a beautiful land.

I might get him sick after

-canoodling him this close. -Well...

She's always somewhere in the land:

Cleveland, now Wonderland.

-[Khloé chuckling] -Love you. [grunts]

I don't know what hand movement that was, but it felt gross.

It wasn't good.

-It felt gross. -It was.

[Khloé] Next on, The Kardashians...

Kim, myself, and my mom, we're all gonna go to Joshua Tree.

How much stuff did you bring? We're going for one night.

A girl's gotta be prepared.

[Khloé] This is definitely not what I envisioned Joshua Tree to be.

-Something's over there. -[Kim] Where?

In this bush.

[Kim] There's definitely something out there.

-[Kim/Kris screaming] -What?!

[Kendall] We are in College Station, Texas.

I think it's my closest experience

to being, like, a pop star for five seconds.

[crowd] [chanting] Kendall, Kendall, Kendall!

[Kris] Oh, my gosh, this looks so beautiful.

[all cheering]

Amari!

-[♪ tense music playing] -[Kris crying]

[Khloé] My mom is someone that always wants to help somebody else,

so, in this situation, I think she feels so terrible

because it's something she has no control over whatsoever.

[♪ intense music playing]

♪ All out 'til there's nothing left ♪

♪ And if you don't get out of my way ♪

♪ That's a big mistake ♪

♪ Call me a fool, call me weak ♪

♪ Heard it all before ♪

♪ Long as I breathe though ♪

♪ I ain't gonna change my course ♪

♪ No rest 'til I get what's mine ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ No rest 'til I get what's mine ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ No rest, no rest, no rest ♪

♪ 'Til I get what's mine ♪

I really wanna start cooking again.

Although, I made Rob and Corey a steak the other night,

and when I opened the cover of the barbecue,

I singed my eyelashes, my eyebrows, and my hair.

So, I think I need to brush up on my cooking skills.

[bell tolls]