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Thanks for coming with me.
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I really needed the
emotional support.
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You know, I just
find it ironic
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that the white guy
is going to see
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his dad in prison,
while the Black guy
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is, uh...
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kind of free
to be here.
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What do you mean?
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Eh, nothing.
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Just an observation.
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You know.
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It's gotta be hard,
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seeing your dad
in prison, man.
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It is, but, you know,
I owe him.
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Thanks to him, Grover's
education is paid for,
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and he did take
the rap for us.
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Okay, will you
stop saying that?
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It was his rap.
He took his own damn rap.
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Well, you know,
I've done everything I can
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to prepare for this.
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I binged
every episode
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of Oz, Orange
is the New Black,
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and the new Martha
Stewart documentary.
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Shoot.
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I forgot to bring
loosies for currency.
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Where does one even
obtain a loosie?
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Dave, they're just
loose cigarettes.
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You buy a pack
and you dump 'em out.
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Would you
look around?
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Your dad is not in Sing Sing.
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Okay, well, what if someone
tries to make me his bitch?
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I am a good-looking man.
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Hey, well,
if that's God's plan,
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who am I to get
in the way of that?
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Next.
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Let's just get this
over with, I guess.
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What-what are
you doing?
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I'm preparing for
the cavity search.
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No. This ain't
Sing Sing.
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I tried to
tell him that.
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Okay, well, I'm just trying
to follow protocol, you know?
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Look, I don't want
to get thrown in the hole.
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We don't
have a hole.
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Go through the metal
detector, man.
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Wow, this
is a prison?
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This place is nicer
than my junior high school.
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Plus, I'm getting free Wi-Fi.
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Hey, son.
Hey.
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Son?
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Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
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I... I didn't know
you was here to see the Czar.
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Lamar the Czar?
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I'm taking it you
came up with that?
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It was a collaborative effort.
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Have a seat, gents.
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Table.
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Wow, looks like the Czar's
got some juice up in here, man.
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Okay. Uh...
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Dad...
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...are you running this joint?
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You know what they say:
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To be great at something,
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you have got to put in
your 10,000 hours.
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Oh, yeah,
of course.
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Right. Okay. Well,
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I brought everything
you asked for.
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Old photos, compression socks,
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Tropical Medley Tic Tacs...
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You found it.
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This is probably
the last photo of me
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and your mother
together. You know,
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before the trial separation.
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Separation? Uh, Dad,
you walked out on us.
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To attend my trial.
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You know,
one of my biggest regrets
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while being on the outside
was I never managed
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to make amends with your mom.
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I tried,
but she never responded.
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Yeah, that's
gotta be rough, man.
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It's so easy to take
your family for granted.
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You always think
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they'll be a part of your life.
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DAVE:
You know what, Dad?
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I'm going to talk to Mom.
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I mean, look,
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I know it sounds silly,
but since the divorce,
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I've always dreamed about us
being under the same roof again.
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Well, it would
have to be this roof.
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Calvin, a roof is a roof.
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? Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ?
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? Welcome to the hood. ?
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Oh, boy.
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Your father's got
that old '70s box down.
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I should've known,
he's been
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humming Kool & the Gang all day.
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Hearing Lamar
talk about his family
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got me thinking
about my dad, man.
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Aw.
Yeah, and I know it's in here somewhere.
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I just was, uh-
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Ah, here it is.
Let's see.
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[laughs] What?
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Look at us
right there.
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I miss that hairline.
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All the way down to my eyebrows.
All the way there.
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Dad, who's that
with you and grandpa?
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Oh, that's Jasper,
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owner of the Yippedy-Dip.
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That's the best sandwich shop
in San Bernardino.
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Whenever I would get good grades
or score a touchdown,
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my dad would take me there
for a celebratory Po' Willie.
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Ooh, a Po' Willie?
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I hope that's
a sandwich, Pop.
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Oh, son,
it's more than a sandwich.
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It's an experience.
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I mean,
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biting down
into that crackly bread,
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the juice all just running
all down your chin, man.
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Oh, huh.
It's still open.
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Ooh. You know what?
We should go.
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I'll bring the bibs.
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That's a good idea, babe.
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You know, when was the last time
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the four of us
just did something together?
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Yeah.
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This Saturday, family trip
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to the Yippedy-Dip.
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Oh.
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This Saturday?
This Saturday is gonna be tricky.
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I'm not gonna be able
to make it, Pop. You have to give
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a 72-hour notice
to Courtney...
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[both talking over
each other] Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't make me make y'all go.
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All right, Daddy.
We'll go.
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Yeah, we wouldn'tmiss it.
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I mean... only if you wanted to.
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Hi, Paula.
Welcome.
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Ah, Gemma! Oh.
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Oh, it's so
good to be back. Yeah.
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Since I haven't
seen you all for over a year.
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Mom, we saw you
on Thanksgiving.
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Yeah. That was last year.
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It was five
months ago.
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[laughs] Oh, I guess
I'm just thinking about
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how you never call me.
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And how long are you staying?
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[squeals]
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Hey, Paula.
How are you?
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Oh, it'sso great
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to see you both.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Tina.
Yeah?
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You have not changed a bit.
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Oh, why,
thank you, Paula.
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You people really don't crack.
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I'm just,
I'm just gonna
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issue a blanket
apology now
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for everything
she's going to say.
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Oh, and Calvin.
Congratulations.
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On the way into town,
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Dave pointed out
your new Black-owned business.
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Well, it's
just a business.
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Oh. You don't own it?
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What? No. No.
Yes, yes, I own it.
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Yeah.
Well, what am I missing?
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So, so much.
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Well, you know what?
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I know you guys got
a long drive ahead of you,
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so we're gonna let
you go, all right?
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Good, we got this.
Yeah, bye-bye.
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Wait, a drive?
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Oh, uh, sorry. Um...
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Calvin, that was
supposed to be a surprise.
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Ooh, a surprise.Where?
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Uh, well...
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Mom, I was afraid that you
wouldn't want to go with me.
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[chuckling]
To where?
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To prison, Mom.
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Where Dad is.
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Surprise!
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This is so exciting.
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I feel like I'm in one
of my true crime shows.
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Wow.
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I'm in a room with a murderer.
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Gemma, sweety,
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they don't put murderers here.
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But that guy's got
a teardrop tattoo.
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Honey, that's just a mole.
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Ooh. He should
have that looked at.
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That could be bad.
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Paula.
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Milady.
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Oh, my God, it's happening.
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No! Oh!
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Sit down
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and keep your
mouth shut.
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I've got things I've been
waiting 30 years to tell you,
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and I finally have you someplace
where you're not gonna run away.
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So, I don't
suppose these are-
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I wonder how many loosies
the chocolates cost him.
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Did you know that loosies
are just loose cigarettes?
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Ah, yes!
Okay.
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This place hasn't
changed one bit.
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Yeah, Pop.
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Is that good?
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Uh, what's
that smell?
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Babe, that smell is character.
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Actually, I think it's
these Marlboro Lights.
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Gimme that.
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[shouts]
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I didn't finish yet.
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Old Mabel,
she hasn't aged one bit.
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She looked like
that 40 years ago?
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Y'all take a seat anywhere.
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Oh, you know what-
Okay, cool.
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Uh, not there.
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Uh... [chuckles]
Okay.
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Jasper?
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It's me. I'm back.
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Great to see you.
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Who are you?
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Percy Butler's boy.
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I'll be damned. Calvin Butler.
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Yes.
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You know, your name
is still scrawled on the wall
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next to the pay phone.
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I never painted over it.
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Wow.
[laughs]
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This place has
been painted?
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Excuse me,
uh, Mr. Jasper,
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why do you have a...
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"C" rating
in the window?
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Aw, that's nothing.
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The health department
snuck up on me.
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Oh.
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I've been meaning
to take it down.
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Okay, but what
about the "C"?
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Well, if I'd have known
they was coming,
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I would have put
the chicken in the refrigerator.
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Huh.
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[chuckling]:
Okay.
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Well, uh...
where was the chicken?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm not falling for that one.
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Do I look like
I was born yesterday?
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[laughs]
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Definitely not.
Hell no.
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Okay...
You look old and...
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Everyone in town
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knew that you'd
gone to prison.
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I mean, it was years
before anyone
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would even give me a job.
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And it was
bad enough
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that the boy grew up
without a father.
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But then puberty hit.
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And who had to
deal with that?
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The two-hour showers,
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my Glamour
magazine pages
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stuck together,
tissues everywhere?
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Mom, I feel like
we're losing focus here.
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I'm the one. I'm the one
who had to do it.
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Do you know
how hard it is
262
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,579
to instill confidence
in a pigeon-toed kid
263
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,832
with bad skin and
a weight problem?
264
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,965
Oh, baby,
265
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,349
you're so
handsome now.
266
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,709
And do you know the worst part?
267
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,668
The worst part
of this whole thing?
268
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,626
We haven't heard it yet?
269
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,370
When David decided to be cool,
270
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,547
I'm the one who had to
take him to Limp Bizkit.
271
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,854
Limp Bizkit!
272
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,551
Hey!
273
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,415
No one talks to
the Czar like that.
274
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,946
INMATES:
Yeah!
275
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,600
Do you know who this woman is?
276
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,298
No.
No. No.
277
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,693
She is
the Czar's queen.
278
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,609
And nobody...
279
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:41,004
talks to her
that way, Randy.
280
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,745
I'm sorry.
281
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,139
What was that?
282
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,097
I'm sorry.
283
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,583
Czar, huh?
284
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,150
Kind of a big deal.
285
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,760
[chuckles]
286
00:11:57,761 --> 00:11:59,543
You notice
I've been working out?
287
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,808
Yeah, no.
288
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:06,550
Oh, my God. Gemma, I might
have parents again.
289
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,031
Let's give them some privacy.
290
00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:09,423
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go
scope some things out.
291
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,121
Please don't scope anything out.
292
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,473
What's up?
Randy, is it?
293
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,388
So, what's your deal?
294
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,435
Aggravated assault?
Drug kingpin?
295
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,959
Am I getting warmer?
Manslaughter?
296
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,963
Actually, I made
counterfeit Ugg boots.
297
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,273
Lame. God, they'll just
put anyone in prison.
298
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,057
[alarm blaring]
299
00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:35,579
Lockdown! Lockdown!
This is not a drill!
300
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,660
Remain where you are!
301
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,975
Hands behind your head!
302
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,598
They did not cover this
303
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,443
in the Martha Stewart
documentary.
304
00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:50,029
Do you think somebody
got shivved or shanked?
305
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,031
A lot of people think those
terms are interchangeable,
306
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,816
but there's a
subtle distinction.
307
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,513
Please remain calm.
308
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,298
We just conducted a head count.
309
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,778
We're missing an inmate.
310
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,826
Dave, where's
your dad?
311
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,054
Oh, damn.
312
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,318
This menu isn't
very informative.
313
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:20,451
Well, it's food, Marty,
not a Wikipedia.
314
00:13:20,922 --> 00:13:24,063
When I was younger,
if our parents
315
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,283
gave us a meal,
we ate it.
316
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,459
Back then, we wasn't
allergic to food.
317
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,287
We was allergic
to being hungry.
318
00:13:31,622 --> 00:13:35,291
Yeah, but, Pop,
all these sandwiches
319
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,802
are just people's
names, man.
320
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,556
The Po' Willie,
the Hot Henry.
321
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,342
Hey, Jasper,
what exactly is a Little Jimmy?
322
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,648
Ah, it's the Big Betty,
323
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,434
but with the Jasper sauce.
324
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,001
Ah.
325
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,742
Okay, now, what
is Jasper sauce?
326
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,702
Look, man, are you
ordering or not?
327
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,965
CALVIN:
You know what, Jasper?
328
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,662
My dad used to always get us
the Po' Willie,
329
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,840
so I want my boys
to have that experience.
330
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,450
So let's take
four of those,
331
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,234
and, uh, we'll
share a bone-in.
332
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,409
MARTY: Okay.
Okay.
333
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:06,583
What's a bone-in?
334
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,977
Oh, you gonnalove it.
335
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,544
It's a chicken
sandwich,
336
00:14:09,545 --> 00:14:11,501
but not one of
those fake filets. Okay.
337
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,765
It still has
the bone in it.
338
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,030
You eat the bone?
339
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,989
No, no, no, no.
You eat around the bone.
340
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,166
But-but it's
a sandwich.
341
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,471
You know, I don't
like your tone.
342
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,908
What?
343
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,339
Officer, my mom is missing, too.
344
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:32,262
We have to find them before
they're shivved or shanked,
345
00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:34,611
which, apparently,
are two different things.
346
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:37,006
MAN [over P.A.]:
Lockdown cleared.
347
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,967
Oh, my God,
you found them.
348
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,105
What were you do-
349
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,763
Are you serious?
350
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,896
Unbelievable.
351
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,898
Gemma, they're
back together. Yeah.
352
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,204
Okay.
353
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,727
Yeah, your plan worked.
354
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,729
So well,
it's gross.
355
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,207
It seems that
your parents
356
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,169
have broke
quite a few rules.
357
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,517
I hope those
three minutes
358
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:11,736
were worth 90 days.
359
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,961
Oh, they were.
360
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:18,526
And it was more
like six minutes.
361
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,180
Still got it.
362
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,052
LAMAR:Dave?
363
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,055
Thank you. You made
this possible.
364
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:29,102
Those, uh, Tropical
Medley Tic Tacs?
365
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,756
They got us the keys
to the medics room.
366
00:15:31,757 --> 00:15:35,803
Well, I'm just happy
you guys are back together.
367
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,676
Hey, uh,
Officer Hurst?
368
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,983
Do you mind taking
a family photo
369
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,164
before you bring my dad
back to the hole?
370
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,467
I told you, no hole.
371
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,123
But, sure.
372
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,602
You know, Lamar,
373
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,300
I'm not this kind of girl.
374
00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:55,127
You're gonna
have to buy me dinner.
375
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,694
Absolutely.
376
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,175
In three to five years.
377
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:04,006
Um, Mr. Jasper,
378
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,791
we've been waiting
for quite a while now.
379
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,706
Yeah, man.
It's been like an hour.
380
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,535
I didn't know
y'all was in a hurry.
381
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,148
Next time,
don't come here hungry.
382
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:18,020
[laughs]
383
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,631
Same old Mr. Jasper, man.
Ain't that great?
384
00:16:20,632 --> 00:16:22,328
No, it's a restaurant. What you
mean, "don't come here hungry"?
385
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,505
Wait till you get
these sandwiches, boy.
386
00:16:24,506 --> 00:16:26,114
I'm telling you, boy,
it's gonna be- This better be worth it, Pop.
387
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,507
CALVIN:
The meat, the way the meat come off...
388
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,813
Oh, here we go.
389
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,337
TINA:
Oh, look at that.
390
00:16:30,338 --> 00:16:31,511
CALVIN:
There we go. What up, Mabel? All right.
391
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,904
Uh-
392
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,778
All right, I'm gonna
tear this Po' Willie up.
393
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,229
All right,
bye-bye, Willie.
394
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:43,263
Um... is it supposed
to be this wet?
395
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,699
Yeah, that's the...
396
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,266
that's the
Jasper sauce.
397
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,658
Oh, oh.
398
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,313
Still not clear
on what that is.
399
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,143
Okay.
400
00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:07,287
Daddy, are
you crying?
401
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,593
Ain't nobody crying, man.
402
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,117
Aw, come on, Pop.
403
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,858
I mean, it's...
404
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,776
it's just that,
you know,
405
00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:21,256
this is the taste of my
childhood, that's all, man.
406
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,519
I just...
407
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,983
I can just see myself
as a nine-year-old boy,
408
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,941
sitting here with
my dad, you know?
409
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,787
So, is it good?
410
00:17:29,788 --> 00:17:30,874
No, it's terrible.
411
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,834
Okay.
Yes, thank you.
412
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:36,098
And maybe it always was, but...
413
00:17:36,099 --> 00:17:37,707
that's not what
matters, all right?
414
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,451
Just, it's just that
feeling of being here,
415
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,105
seeing my dad right here,
416
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,238
watching him put
a dime in the jukebox
417
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,674
playing Kool
& the Gang.
418
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,372
You know, I can
see it right now, man.
419
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,548
TINA: Aw.
You know what, baby,
420
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:52,810
that's so sweet.
421
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,335
It almost makes me
want to take a bite.
422
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,254
I'm not,
but almost.
423
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,910
Hey, Pop, I'm so glad
I got to see
424
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,895
where you and Grandpa
hung out, man.
425
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,784
You know,
take your time.
426
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,664
I'm gonna eat
these sugar packets.
427
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,834
? Get down, get down ?
428
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,488
Oh. Oh, there we go.
429
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,273
That's what I'm talking about.
430
00:18:20,274 --> 00:18:22,274
That's what I'm talking about,
son, right there.
431
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,798
Let's get down right there.
432
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:28,281
? Get down, get down,
get down, get down ?
433
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,458
All right, I am, uh,
I am done with this sandwich.
434
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,908
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
435
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:33,987
Marty, no, no, no, no.
436
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,243
You got to eat all your food.
437
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,464
Otherwise, Jasper will go off.
438
00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:40,030
Look, look, look. Throw it
over there, throw it over there.
439
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,411
Oh, yeah. Okay, go, go, go, go.
440
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,860
Yeah, get 'em all.
441
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,775
Don't forget
the bone-in.
442
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,168
Throw the
bone out.
443
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,518
Jasper! Hey, boy,
you did your thing.
444
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,216
So good.So good.
445
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:53,044
So good. Whoo!
Jasper, so good, brother.
446
00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:54,958
We gonna get on out of here.
It was delicious.
447
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,396
Yeah!
All right.
448
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,614
All right.
[laughs]
449
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,834
TINA:
Ah, whoo!
450
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,836
Man, I am never gonna
forget this day.
451
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,665
Well, that's what this
was all about, you know?
452
00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:06,231
Creating new
memories. Yeah.
453
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,364
And probably
catching salmonella.
454
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,005
A little bit.
[scoffs] Come on.
455
00:19:10,006 --> 00:19:11,410
You know what?
We should take a picture.
456
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,499
Okay, you know what?
I'll get Mabel to do it.
457
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,806
Mabel, you mind
taking a picture of us?
458
00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:16,763
TINA:
Yeah, please. Thank you, Mabel.
459
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:17,814
CALVIN:
Thank you.
460
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,767
TINA:
All right.
461
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,769
This is a phone.
462
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,470
I got it. I got it.
Yeah, don't...
463
00:19:27,471 --> 00:19:29,428
Thank you so much.
Don't worry about it, Mabel.
464
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,867
We're just gonna take a selfie,
okay? Son? Get that.
465
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,782
Okay.
All right.
466
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,132
All right.
We all in there?
467
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,352
One, two, three...
Mabel?
468
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,012
Gemma, this sure
was a long drive
469
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,492
for a sandwich.
470
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,320
Oh, come on, Dave.
471
00:19:51,321 --> 00:19:54,279
In Hickory Corners, we lived
on bone-in chicken sandwiches.
472
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,804
Okay, well, I guess
the Little Jimmy
473
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,240
does look
enticing.
474
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,547
Okay, what'llit be?
475
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,724
Well, what do
you recommend?
476
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:07,423
I recommend you decide on
something before you ask me.
477
00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:12,862
I'll have the bone-in
chicken sandwich.
478
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,301
Excellent choice.And...
479
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,825
do I know you from somewhere?
480
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,221
I don't know.
You do look familiar.
481
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,438
DAVE:
Okay, I know what I want.
482
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,224
I'd like a "P.O." Willie.
483
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,051
No, no, no.
484
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,932
It's coming to me.
It's coming to me.
485
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,926
I'm sorry,
I just ordered.
486
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:35,495
Didn't you used to be
a waitress here?
487
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,193
[laughs]
488
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,239
Yeah, maybe
in another life.
489
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,721
Is he not hearing me?
Sir, I tried to order.
490
00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:47,245
Would you make him a Po' Willie?
491
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,640
For you, beautiful? Anything.
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