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Thanks for coming with me.

I really needed the
emotional support.

You know, I just
find it ironic

that the white guy
is going to see

his dad in prison,
while the Black guy

is, uh...

kind of free
to be here.

What do you mean?

Eh, nothing.

Just an observation.

You know.

It's gotta be hard,

seeing your dad
in prison, man.

It is, but, you know,
I owe him.

Thanks to him, Grover's
education is paid for,

and he did take
the rap for us.

Okay, will you
stop saying that?

It was his rap.
He took his own damn rap.

Well, you know,
I've done everything I can

to prepare for this.

I binged
every episode

of Oz, Orange
is the New Black,

and the new Martha
Stewart documentary.

Shoot.

I forgot to bring
loosies for currency.

Where does one even
obtain a loosie?

Dave, they're just
loose cigarettes.

You buy a pack
and you dump 'em out.

Would you
look around?

Your dad is not in Sing Sing.

Okay, well, what if someone
tries to make me his bitch?

I am a good-looking man.

Hey, well,
if that's God's plan,

who am I to get
in the way of that?

Next.

Let's just get this
over with, I guess.

What-what are
you doing?

I'm preparing for
the cavity search.

No. This ain't
Sing Sing.

I tried to
tell him that.

Okay, well, I'm just trying
to follow protocol, you know?

Look, I don't want
to get thrown in the hole.

We don't
have a hole.

Go through the metal
detector, man.

Wow, this
is a prison?

This place is nicer
than my junior high school.

Plus, I'm getting free Wi-Fi.

Hey, son.
Hey.

Son?

Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.

I... I didn't know
you was here to see the Czar.

Lamar the Czar?

I'm taking it you
came up with that?

It was a collaborative effort.

Have a seat, gents.

Table.

Wow, looks like the Czar's
got some juice up in here, man.

Okay. Uh...

Dad...

...are you running this joint?

You know what they say:

To be great at something,

you have got to put in
your 10,000 hours.

Oh, yeah,
of course.

Right. Okay. Well,

I brought everything
you asked for.

Old photos, compression socks,

Tropical Medley Tic Tacs...

You found it.

This is probably
the last photo of me

and your mother
together. You know,

before the trial separation.

Separation? Uh, Dad,
you walked out on us.

To attend my trial.

You know,
one of my biggest regrets

while being on the outside
was I never managed

to make amends with your mom.

I tried,
but she never responded.

Yeah, that's
gotta be rough, man.

It's so easy to take
your family for granted.

You always think

they'll be a part of your life.

DAVE:
You know what, Dad?

I'm going to talk to Mom.

I mean, look,

I know it sounds silly,
but since the divorce,

I've always dreamed about us
being under the same roof again.

Well, it would
have to be this roof.

Calvin, a roof is a roof.

♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

Oh, boy.

Your father's got
that old '70s box down.

I should've known,
he's been

humming Kool & the Gang all day.

Hearing Lamar
talk about his family

got me thinking
about my dad, man.

Aw.
Yeah, and I know it's
in here somewhere.

I just was, uh--

Ah, here it is.
Let's see.

[laughs] What?

Look at us
right there.

I miss that hairline.

All the way down to my eyebrows.
All the way there.

Dad, who's that
with you and grandpa?

Oh, that's Jasper,

owner of the Yippedy-Dip.

That's the best sandwich shop
in San Bernardino.

Whenever I would get good grades
or score a touchdown,

my dad would take me there
for a celebratory Po' Willie.

Ooh, a Po' Willie?

I hope that's
a sandwich, Pop.

Oh, son,
it's more than a sandwich.

It's an experience.

I mean,

biting down
into that crackly bread,

the juice all just running
all down your chin, man.

Oh, huh.
It's still open.

Ooh. You know what?
We should go.

I'll bring the bibs.

That's a good idea, babe.

You know, when was the last time

the four of us
just did something together?

Yeah.

This Saturday, family trip

to the Yippedy-Dip.

Oh.

This Saturday?
This Saturday
is gonna be tricky.

I'm not gonna be able
to make it, Pop.
You have to give

a 72-hour notice
to Courtney...

[both talking over
each other]
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Don't make me make y'all go.

All right, Daddy.
We'll go.

Yeah, we wouldn'tmiss it.

I mean... only if you wanted to.

Hi, Paula.
Welcome.

Ah, Gemma! Oh.

Oh, it's so
good to be back.
Yeah.

Since I haven't
seen you all for over a year.

Mom, we saw you
on Thanksgiving.

Yeah. That was last year.

It was five
months ago.

[laughs] Oh, I guess
I'm just thinking about

how you never call me.

And how long are you staying?

[squeals]

Hey, Paula.
How are you?

Oh, it'sso great

to see you both.

Oh, my gosh.

Tina.
Yeah?

You have not changed a bit.

Oh, why,
thank you, Paula.

You people really don't crack.

I'm just,
I'm just gonna

issue a blanket
apology now

for everything
she's going to say.

Oh, and Calvin.
Congratulations.

On the way into town,

Dave pointed out
your new Black-owned business.

Well, it's
just a business.

Oh. You don't own it?

What? No. No.
Yes, yes, I own it.

Yeah.
Well, what am I missing?

So, so much.

Well, you know what?

I know you guys got
a long drive ahead of you,

so we're gonna let
you go, all right?

Good, we got this.
Yeah, bye-bye.

Wait, a drive?

Oh, uh, sorry. Um...

Calvin, that was
supposed to be a surprise.

Ooh, a surprise.Where?

Uh, well...

Mom, I was afraid that you
wouldn't want to go with me.

[chuckling]
To where?

To prison, Mom.

Where Dad is.

Surprise!

This is so exciting.

I feel like I'm in one
of my true crime shows.

Wow.

I'm in a room with a murderer.

Gemma, sweety,

they don't put murderers here.

But that guy's got
a teardrop tattoo.

Honey, that's just a mole.

Ooh. He should
have that looked at.

That could be bad.

Paula.

Milady.

Oh, my God, it's happening.

No! Oh!

Sit down

and keep your
mouth shut.

I've got things I've been
waiting 30 years to tell you,

and I finally have you someplace
where you're not gonna run away.

So, I don't
suppose these are--

I wonder how many loosies
the chocolates cost him.

Did you know that loosies
are just loose cigarettes?

Ah, yes!
Okay.

This place hasn't
changed one bit.

Yeah, Pop.

Is that good?

Uh, what's
that smell?

Babe, that smell is character.

Actually, I think it's
these Marlboro Lights.

Gimme that.

[shouts]

I didn't finish yet.

Old Mabel,
she hasn't aged one bit.

She looked like
that 40 years ago?

Y'all take a seat anywhere.

Oh, you know what--
Okay, cool.

Uh, not there.

Uh... [chuckles]
Okay.

Jasper?

It's me. I'm back.

Great to see you.

Who are you?

Percy Butler's boy.

I'll be damned. Calvin Butler.

Yes.

You know, your name
is still scrawled on the wall

next to the pay phone.

I never painted over it.

Wow.
[laughs]

This place has
been painted?

Excuse me,
uh, Mr. Jasper,

why do you have a...

"C" rating
in the window?

Aw, that's nothing.

The health department
snuck up on me.

Oh.

I've been meaning
to take it down.

Okay, but what
about the "C"?

Well, if I'd have known
they was coming,

I would have put
the chicken in the refrigerator.

Huh.

[chuckling]:
Okay.

Well, uh...
where was the chicken?

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not falling for that one.

Do I look like
I was born yesterday?

[laughs]

Definitely not.
Hell no.

Okay...
You look old and...

Everyone in town

knew that you'd
gone to prison.

I mean, it was years
before anyone

would even give me a job.

And it was
bad enough

that the boy grew up
without a father.

But then puberty hit.

And who had to
deal with that?

The two-hour showers,

my Glamour
magazine pages

stuck together,
tissues everywhere?

Mom, I feel like
we're losing focus here.

I'm the one. I'm the one
who had to do it.

Do you know
how hard it is

to instill confidence
in a pigeon-toed kid

with bad skin and
a weight problem?

Oh, baby,

you're so
handsome now.

And do you know the worst part?

The worst part
of this whole thing?

We haven't heard it yet?

When David decided to be cool,

I'm the one who had to
take him to Limp Bizkit.

Limp Bizkit!

Hey!

No one talks to
the Czar like that.

INMATES:
Yeah!

Do you know who this woman is?

No.
No.
No.

She is
the Czar's queen.

And nobody...

talks to her
that way, Randy.

I'm sorry.

What was that?

I'm sorry.

Czar, huh?

Kind of a big deal.

[chuckles]

You notice
I've been working out?

Yeah, no.

Oh, my God. Gemma, I might
have parents again.

Let's give them some privacy.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go
scope some things out.

Please don't scope anything out.

What's up?
Randy, is it?

So, what's your deal?

Aggravated assault?
Drug kingpin?

Am I getting warmer?
Manslaughter?

Actually, I made
counterfeit Ugg boots.

Lame. God, they'll just
put anyone in prison.

[alarm blaring]

Lockdown! Lockdown!
This is not a drill!

Remain where you are!

Hands behind your head!

They did not cover this

in the Martha Stewart
documentary.

Do you think somebody
got shivved or shanked?

A lot of people think those
terms are interchangeable,

but there's a
subtle distinction.

Please remain calm.

We just conducted a head count.

We're missing an inmate.

Dave, where's
your dad?

Oh, damn.

This menu isn't
very informative.

Well, it's food, Marty,
not a Wikipedia.

When I was younger,
if our parents

gave us a meal,
we ate it.

Back then, we wasn't
allergic to food.

We was allergic
to being hungry.

Yeah, but, Pop,
all these sandwiches

are just people's
names, man.

The Po' Willie,
the Hot Henry.

Hey, Jasper,
what exactly is a Little Jimmy?

Ah, it's the Big Betty,

but with the Jasper sauce.

Ah.

Okay, now, what
is Jasper sauce?

Look, man, are you
ordering or not?

CALVIN:
You know what, Jasper?

My dad used to always get us
the Po' Willie,

so I want my boys
to have that experience.

So let's take
four of those,

and, uh, we'll
share a bone-in.

MARTY: Okay.
Okay.

What's a bone-in?

Oh, you gonnalove it.

It's a chicken
sandwich,

but not one of
those fake filets.
Okay.

It still has
the bone in it.

You eat the bone?

No, no, no, no.
You eat around the bone.

But-but it's
a sandwich.

You know, I don't
like your tone.

What?

Officer, my mom is missing, too.

We have to find them before
they're shivved or shanked,

which, apparently,
are two different things.

MAN [over P.A.]:
Lockdown cleared.

Oh, my God,
you found them.

What were you do--

Are you serious?

Unbelievable.

Gemma, they're
back together.
Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, your plan worked.

So well,
it's gross.

It seems that
your parents

have broke
quite a few rules.

I hope those
three minutes

were worth 90 days.

Oh, they were.

And it was more
like six minutes.

Still got it.

LAMAR:Dave?

Thank you. You made
this possible.

Those, uh, Tropical
Medley Tic Tacs?

They got us the keys
to the medics room.

Well, I'm just happy
you guys are back together.

Hey, uh,
Officer Hurst?

Do you mind taking
a family photo

before you bring my dad
back to the hole?

I told you, no hole.

But, sure.

You know, Lamar,

I'm not this kind of girl.

You're gonna
have to buy me dinner.

Absolutely.

In three to five years.

Um, Mr. Jasper,

we've been waiting
for quite a while now.

Yeah, man.
It's been like an hour.

I didn't know
y'all was in a hurry.

Next time,
don't come here hungry.

[laughs]

Same old Mr. Jasper, man.
Ain't that great?

No, it's a restaurant. What you
mean, "don't come here hungry"?

Wait till you get
these sandwiches, boy.

I'm telling you, boy,
it's gonna be--
This better be worth it, Pop.

CALVIN:
The meat, the way
the meat come off...

Oh, here we go.

TINA:
Oh, look at that.

CALVIN:
There we go.
What up, Mabel? All right.

Uh--

All right, I'm gonna
tear this Po' Willie up.

All right,
bye-bye, Willie.

Um... is it supposed
to be this wet?

Yeah, that's the...

that's the
Jasper sauce.

Oh, oh.

Still not clear
on what that is.

Okay.

Daddy, are
you crying?

Ain't nobody crying, man.

Aw, come on, Pop.

I mean, it's...

it's just that,
you know,

this is the taste of my
childhood, that's all, man.

I just...

I can just see myself
as a nine-year-old boy,

sitting here with
my dad, you know?

So, is it good?

No, it's terrible.

Okay.
Yes, thank you.

And maybe it always was, but...

that's not what
matters, all right?

Just, it's just that
feeling of being here,

seeing my dad right here,

watching him put
a dime in the jukebox

playing Kool
& the Gang.

You know, I can
see it right now, man.

TINA: Aw.
You know what, baby,

that's so sweet.

It almost makes me
want to take a bite.

I'm not,
but almost.

Hey, Pop, I'm so glad
I got to see

where you and Grandpa
hung out, man.

You know,
take your time.

I'm gonna eat
these sugar packets.

♪ Get down, get down ♪

Oh. Oh, there we go.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about,
son, right there.

Let's get down right there.

♪ Get down, get down,
get down, get down ♪

All right, I am, uh,
I am done with this sandwich.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Marty, no, no, no, no.

You got to eat all your food.

Otherwise, Jasper will go off.

Look, look, look. Throw it
over there, throw it over there.

Oh, yeah. Okay, go, go, go, go.

Yeah, get 'em all.

Don't forget
the bone-in.

Throw the
bone out.

Jasper! Hey, boy,
you did your thing.

So good.So good.

So good. Whoo!
Jasper, so good, brother.

We gonna get on out of here.
It was delicious.

Yeah!
All right.

All right.
[laughs]

TINA:
Ah, whoo!

Man, I am never gonna
forget this day.

Well, that's what this
was all about, you know?

Creating new
memories.
Yeah.

And probably
catching salmonella.

A little bit.
[scoffs] Come on.

You know what?
We should take a picture.

Okay, you know what?
I'll get Mabel to do it.

Mabel, you mind
taking a picture of us?

TINA:
Yeah, please.
Thank you, Mabel.

CALVIN:
Thank you.

TINA:
All right.

This is a phone.

I got it. I got it.
Yeah, don't...

Thank you so much.
Don't worry about it, Mabel.

We're just gonna take a selfie,
okay? Son? Get that.

Okay.
All right.

All right.
We all in there?

One, two, three...
Mabel?

Gemma, this sure
was a long drive

for a sandwich.

Oh, come on, Dave.

In Hickory Corners, we lived
on bone-in chicken sandwiches.

Okay, well, I guess
the Little Jimmy

does look
enticing.

Okay, what'llit be?

Well, what do
you recommend?

I recommend you decide on
something before you ask me.

I'll have the bone-in
chicken sandwich.

Excellent choice.And...

do I know you from somewhere?

I don't know.
You do look familiar.

DAVE:
Okay, I know what I want.

I'd like a "P.O." Willie.

No, no, no.

It's coming to me.
It's coming to me.

I'm sorry,
I just ordered.

Didn't you used to be
a waitress here?

[laughs]

Yeah, maybe
in another life.

Is he not hearing me?
Sir, I tried to order.

Would you make him a Po' Willie?

For you, beautiful? Anything.

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