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Well, the most important
thing in a relationship
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is honest communication.
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What?
Honest communication. Why can't-
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why- What?
No, I can't hear you. Your mic is off.
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Here,
use this one. What?
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Oh. Okay.
We'll do a duet,
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like Ashford & Simpson.
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Peaches & Herb.
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Snoop and weed.
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(both laugh)
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Or, or my favorite
duet of all time,
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Rick James and Teena Marie
singing "Fire and Desire."
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"I think of how you changed me
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with your love
and sensitivity." (laughs)
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"Remember
when I used to..."
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? Love... ?
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? Them and leave them ?
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? That's what I used to do ?
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BOTH:
? Use and abuse them ?
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? Then I ?
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BOTH:
? Kissed your lips and you ?
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? Turned on my ?
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? Fire... ?
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? Baby ?
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? And you burned me up ?
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? Within your flame. ?
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Well, that's our episode!
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Uh, tune in next time,
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when the topic will be
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"The Rhythm Method:
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Does It Work with
White People?"
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The answer won't surprise you.
(chuckles)
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(sighs)
Wow.
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Hey, wh-why-
what's the rush?
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Why don't you hang out?
Have some coffee.
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Oh, uh, I'd love to,
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but I'm supporting a friend
who's sharing at AA today.
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Oh, cool, cool.
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Uh, see you tomorrow, then, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, what are you doing?
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I'm walking you to the door.
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That's what I always do.
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No, you don't!
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Okay,
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can you stop being weird?
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Just... shoo me out
and slam it in my face.
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When have I ever done that?
Fine,
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fine, I'll do it myself.
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"Mm. Bye."
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? Poppa's ?
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? House ?
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? Yeah. ?
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(grunts)
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Hey, Dad.
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(dreamily):
Hey, son.
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Why are you talking
like you just got a massage?
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'Cause I'm happy.
Oh.
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Happy ones cost extra.
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(laughs)
That's funny.
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(chuckles)
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Hey, man, you know
how I've been, uh,
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resisting Ivy's charm
since day one?
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Yeah.
Well,
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them damn googly eyes of hers
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done started to wear me down.
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I have feelings for her.
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Wow. Really?
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(laughs):
Yeah. What's different?
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I don't know!
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It's like
the thunderbolt hit me.
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Mm.
And, you know,
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she's been coming here,
smelling good and dressing sexy,
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showing off the gams.
(laughs)
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"Gams"? Dad,
you need to stop watching
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old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
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Speaking
of which,
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what happened with Lola?
You said she's been calling you.
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Lola, she left me hanging.
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I think Ivy's a better fit.
Okay.
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Well, then, shoot her a text
and ask her on a date.
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Shoot her a text?
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That is so impersonal.
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Oh.
See, my generation, mm-mm,
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we don't roll like that.
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All right. Well,
then send it Western Union.
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(old-timey voice): "Telegram
for Ivy Reed! Telegram!"
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(chuckles)
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"'Would you like to...' Stop.
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"'...go on a date?' Stop.
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'Meet you
at Grand Central Station.'"
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Stop.
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So this is what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna write
her a card,
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and I'm gonna invite her
to a candlelit dinner
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at her favorite restaurant.
Ooh.
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Then I'm-a
have a limo
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pick us up.
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We'll sit in the back seat,
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pop some champagne
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while we look up at the stars.
Aw.
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And you'll make her
see stars,
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if you know what I mean.
(chuckles)
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Wink, wink.
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(clicks tongue)
Man.
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You kids today, that's all you
think about- sex, sex, sex.
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It's all about the humpty and
then the dumpty with you guys.
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True romance, son,
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is in the wait.
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You sound like
an insane person, Dad. Yeah,
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well, you look like a zombie.
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What's wrong with you?
Why you look so tired?
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I've been up for days working
on a pitch for my anime project.
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And, um,
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if the production company
buys it,
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it'll be
my first studio project.
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Ooh!
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Congratulations.
(laughs)
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Thank you.
How's it going?
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Um, you know,
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I've been struggling a little
with the, uh... with the pitch.
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Mm.
But I want it to be
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about something
from my personal life,
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so Nina's
been helping me with it. Ah.
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Oh, boy.
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"Oh, boy"? What are
you talking about, man?
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She's been really helpful.
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Son, you can't mix
work and marriage.
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I'm sure Van Gogh
cut his ear off
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'cause he got tired of hearing
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his wife's bad ideas
about his paintings.
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Well, Nina has
really great ideas.
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Okay. Well,
you know what,
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you're doing the same
thing you always do.
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Whenever your back
is against the wall, you panic
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and then you start not believing
in your own ideas.
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(phone rings)
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That's Nina right now.
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Don't answer it.
I'm gonna.
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Hello, my brilliant,
beautiful muse.
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NINA:
Mmm. Last night was crazy-
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Oh, you're-you're
on speakerphone!
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You're on speakerphone!
My dad's here!
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Um, anyway,
so I-I've been thinking-
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this short of yours,
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it should be a feature film.
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(mouths)
Oh, a feature?
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I mean,
that's a great idea, babe,
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but I think
they just want a short.
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That's because
they haven't heard my pitch yet.
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You mean "our pitch yet"?
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Don't be petty.
Okay.
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And I have
some big thoughts about it.
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I'll-I'll tell you
all about it when you get here.
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Okay.
Which means come right now.
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Oh, right now? O-kay.
Yes.
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I'll come when I want!
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Excuse you?
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Oh. (stammering)
I'm coming, honey.
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? ?
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Are you ready?
Yes.
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Here it is.
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It'll be in 3D.
Oh.
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Formatted...
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for IMAX.
Oh, my goodness.
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This is weird, to see you
up close like this.
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It's like you're living
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in the screen.
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Oh!
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I like- I think the screen
needs some deodorant.
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(chuckles)
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But I really like the idea.
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Maybe, maybe we can have, um,
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surround sound, right?
Yes.
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Just like, surround...
sound... surround...
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sound... surround...
sound... surround.
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Just, like, all over you.
Just, like, all over. Yes. Yes.
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Just, uh...
Mm-hmm. Okay, 'kay.
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Okay.
And here's the best part.
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You ready?
Tell me. Tell me, tell me.
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The seats
are gonna move. Oh!
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Whoa!
Daddy's bouncin'!
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(laughing)
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Okay, come
on. Get up.
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(laughing):
Okay.
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So?
(chuckles)
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What do you think?
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I think it's great.
(chuckles)
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But what's our story?
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Who's our movie for?
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Children.
Yes.
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And that's why
we're gonna ask ours
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what they want to see.
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Kids!
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Um...
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Yes, and aren't they supposed
to be in school?
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Yes, and Mommy stretched the
truth and said they were sick.
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Yes, and...
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she said we can stay
home and eat ice cream
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and fix your
bad movie.
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BOTH:
We have...
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"bamonia."
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(coughing)
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Anyways, Trey,
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you have the floor.
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What do you think
our movie should be about?
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Blood, ninjas,
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and dragons who fart fire.
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(mimics flatulence)
JUNIOR: Oh.
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Um...
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Here's what it's gonna be-
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princesses, fairies,
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and unicorns!
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A billion dollars
at the box office,
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just like the Barbie movie.
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Mic drop.
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I can't believe
I said I had bamonia
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to stay home and do this.
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JUNIOR and NINA:
Oh.
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(Junior chuckles)
Okay.
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Well, you heard
your audience.
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That's what they
want to see.
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I think we have
a lot to work with.
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What do you think?
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I think I wish I had p-neumonia.
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("My Cherie Amour"
by Stevie Wonder playing)
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(hums)
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Look who's here.
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(chuckles)
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Mmm.
Mmm, mmm.
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Right?
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Mmm.
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(whoops) This was
my song back in the day.
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Yeah. Mine, too.
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Poppa,
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you look so handsome.
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(laughs goofily)
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Why are you all dressed up?
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Mm, mm.
And why'd you
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call me over here?
Isn't it past your bedtime?
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(chuckles)
Wow.
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You know me so well.
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I know, right? It's like
we finish each other's...
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Sardines.
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You weren't gonna say
"sardines"? Okay. No.
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"Sentences." (laughs)
Okay.
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But, um...
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Okay, so...
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Mm.
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What did you, uh...
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What'd you want
to talk to me about?
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Because there's something I want
to talk to you about, too.
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Oh. Okay, well, you go first,
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because, um,
mine's pretty serious.
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So is mine.
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Okay, so, fine,
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for the past few weeks,
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you probably noticed
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that...
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I've been acting
a little different.
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Mm-hmm.
(laughs)
263
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Well, the reason is, is...
264
00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,274
...I may have feelings
for someone, but...
265
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,877
...I'm scared to talk about it.
266
00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,545
It's hard to be vulnerable.
267
00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,682
Exactly.
268
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,251
See?
269
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,820
You get me.
270
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,256
I feel the same way
about you, I.
271
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,959
So...
272
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,527
for the first time
273
00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,429
in a very long time...
274
00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,265
...my heart is opening up again.
275
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,002
Uh...
(groans)
276
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,536
I'm just...
277
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:33,039
I'm afraid to
cross that line.
278
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,174
Hey.
279
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,909
Don't be afraid.
280
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,545
You cross that line, girl.
281
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,681
My ex-husband David
is back in my life.
282
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,084
(record scratches)
283
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,786
(chuckles softly)
284
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:49,156
I'm so happy for... you. Girl!
(laughs)
285
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:59,166
So what you're telling me
is that you and your ex,
286
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,934
Mr. Magic Shine,
287
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,403
are getting back together again?
288
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,841
No. Um...
289
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,276
David's in AA,
290
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,744
and he started therapy,
291
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,647
so he just needs
a friend.
292
00:10:13,648 --> 00:10:15,782
Yeah, but it sounds like
you got feelings for this guy.
293
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,416
Of course
I have feelings for him.
294
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,919
He was my husband.
295
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,253
Mm.
296
00:10:20,254 --> 00:10:22,054
And that's why I want
to be there for him
297
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,045
as he goes through
this difficult time.
298
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,227
Yeah, but what
happens after that?
299
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,428
Well,
300
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,998
for now,
I feel like he needs me close.
301
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,632
And after that,
302
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,367
who knows what the future holds?
303
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,837
(inhales deeply)
Oh.
304
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,305
Poppa,
be honest.
305
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,841
I mean, not that this
is gonna happen, but...
306
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,610
...what would you think
307
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,146
about me getting back together
with David?
308
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,819
Hey, if you're happy...
309
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,454
...I'll be happy.
310
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,924
Thank you.
311
00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,160
I'm really lucky
to have you for a friend.
312
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,797
(doorbell rings)
313
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,132
Oh, um...
314
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,633
when you invited me over,
315
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,027
I was on my way to David's,
316
00:11:08,028 --> 00:11:09,135
so I told him
to meet me here.
317
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,402
I hope that's okay.
318
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,173
I guess it has to be
because he's at the door.
319
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,545
? Magic Shine For Men. ?
320
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,649
Boop.
321
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,585
Calla lilies? My favorite.
322
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,155
I know.
I know.
323
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,824
Oh, you shouldn't have.
324
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,726
He didn't.
They're freshly picked.
325
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:33,876
Off the ground.
326
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,196
Ah. There's a note.
327
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,498
"Dear Ivy,
328
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:42,202
"You know the feeling
when the perfect song comes on?
329
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,436
"The song that slows
330
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,238
"the world down and makes
331
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,940
"everything else fade away?
332
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,943
That's what happens to me
when you walk into a room."
333
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,545
Aw, David,
334
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,781
when did you become
such a romantic?
335
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:55,849
(chuckles)
336
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,449
I can't believe you wrote this.
337
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,452
Neither can I.
Neither can I.
338
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,890
You know, it's all just...
it's part of the new David.
339
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,557
I'm like a whole different guy.
340
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,160
Well, I am gonna frame this note
341
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,029
because it is perfect.
DAVID: No.
342
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,530
You're perfect, mushroom.
343
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,266
Hey. There's a limo outside.
344
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,403
A limo?
345
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,704
Where are we going?
346
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:22,275
Yeah. Where
are you going, David?
347
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,476
The driver knows.
348
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,578
And he will take us
349
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,748
to the place that we are going.
350
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,750
It's a surprise.
351
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,351
(both laugh)
352
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,853
Oh, I love surprises.
353
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,389
Okay, I'll wait outside.
Good night, Poppa.
354
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,891
I'll be there
in a second.
355
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,658
Okay.
(laughs softly)
356
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,394
(chuckles)
357
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,930
You listen to me.
358
00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,531
I know you think
I'm bad for her,
359
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,266
but she's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
360
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,238
I love her, and I am not gonna
let Morgan Freeman...
361
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,741
...steal her away from me.
362
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,409
Well, you know what?
363
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,278
You're gonna drop
the ball again.
364
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,341
Just like you did at
the one-yard line
365
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,882
in the championship game.
366
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,883
Remember that?
367
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,819
Boop.
368
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,525
Sorry it didn't work out
with you and Ivy.
369
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,795
Hard to compete
with a Hall of Famer.
370
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,598
This is why we text, Pop.
371
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,733
A taco, heart
and eggplant emoji,
372
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,136
that would've done the trick.
373
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,404
You know? But instead, you went
and humiliated yourself
374
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,441
by being Mr. Mm, Old-School.
375
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,478
Are you, mm,
finished rubbing it in?
376
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,780
I'm not trying
to rub it in, Dad.
377
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,615
I feel for you, man.
378
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,451
Look, there's plenty
of fish in the sea, okay?
379
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,719
(sighs):
Yeah.
380
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,553
I dipped my toe
back in the water
381
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,824
and a shark named David
bit it off.
382
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,794
I mean, there's always Lola.
383
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,297
No, Lola left me hanging
like Caitlyn Jenner.
384
00:13:50,298 --> 00:13:51,397
Oh.
385
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,564
Besides,
386
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:53,900
I don't want to talk about that.
387
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,734
Let's talk about
something happier.
388
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,071
Like your pitch.
How's that going?
389
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,238
Oh. Not good.
390
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,407
(chuckles)
391
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,707
It's tomorrow, and, uh,
392
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,075
between Nina and the kids,
393
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,186
I don't even know
what my story is anymore.
394
00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:07,079
You see,
this is what I warned you about.
395
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,883
You have to follow your heart,
not your muse.
396
00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:11,450
Yeah, you try telling Nina that.
397
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,386
She's becoming a-muse-ive.
398
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,993
Look, Junior,
you are the artist.
399
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,228
Art by committee,
400
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,996
it never works.
401
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,597
So when someone tries
to change your vision,
402
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,668
you give 'em an emphatic "No."
403
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,471
Okay. Want to hear my pitch?
404
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,540
No.
405
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,215
Everything is gonna be in 3D.
406
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,817
3D. Remember that?
407
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:46,752
And, like, the-the chairs are
gonna be shaking the whole time.
408
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,388
It's a crazy
experience.
409
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:50,189
And while the
chairs are shaking,
410
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,557
it's gonna be surround sound.
411
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,725
Surround.
Sound.
412
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,826
Surround. Surround.
Sound. Sound.
413
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,065
Okay, I'm- I-I... Okay.
Surround. Surround...
414
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,167
I'm going to stop you...
415
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,435
(clears throat)
...right there.
416
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,671
These are all just gimmicks.
417
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,608
I-I don't see a story here,
so I...
418
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,277
Thank you for coming in.
419
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,044
Sit your five-dollar ass down
420
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,780
before I make some change!
421
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,183
Not you. Get up.
422
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,019
Um...
423
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,519
(exhales sharply)
424
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,522
That was just
the opening sequence.
425
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,190
At its heart,
426
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,592
it's a simple story.
427
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,193
It's Homer's Odyssey.
428
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:30,529
Oh. I-I love The Simpsons.
429
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,101
Uh, no, that's
the-the other Homer, the...
430
00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:35,534
(low): Can't believe
you don't know that.
431
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,238
Anyway, it's about a ninja
432
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,573
on an odyssey, right?
433
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,876
He's on a quest
to return to his kingdom.
434
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,245
But he has to battle
the bamonia-stricken children
435
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,814
and the five-foot witch...
436
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,316
Witch?
Uh, troll?
437
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,683
The troll?
Princess?
438
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,385
Princess. Mm-hmm.
439
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,821
The five-foot
witch-troll-princess...
440
00:15:55,027 --> 00:15:57,423
...who drives
him to madness
441
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,059
with her endless ideas,
442
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,628
just "Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah."
443
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,631
But just when
all hope is lost,
444
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,732
he defeats the cyclops-
hyah, hyah,
445
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,802
hyah, hyah-
and the wise,
446
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:13,905
bald, old diabetic wizard says,
447
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,843
(high-pitched):
"Mm. Trust your gut.
448
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,379
Follow your dreams. Mm."
449
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,215
Well, I-I love it.
450
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,917
I- but I do think
it needs just a little...
451
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,220
(regular pitch):
No!
452
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,621
That was emphatic.
453
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:30,456
Thank you.
But this is a collaboration,
454
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,124
so I think...
455
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,893
No!
456
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,963
No, this is not a collaboration.
457
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,998
This is an odyssey,
458
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,668
and it's my odyssey.
459
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,337
(soft music playing)
460
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,306
Daddy!
461
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,542
They bought my pitch.
462
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,111
They loved all my ideas
463
00:16:51,112 --> 00:16:53,479
they loved my passion,
and it's all because of you.
464
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,870
Hey.
Wonderful advice, man.
465
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,282
I'm proud of you, son.
466
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,351
Oh. Mwah.
467
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,053
Proud's a kissing word.
468
00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:02,121
You should've
seen me, Dad.
469
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,622
It was great-
I was in rare form.
470
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,273
They tried to give me a note,
and I was all like, "No!"
471
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,377
Emphatically.
472
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,445
I like that.
473
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,164
Yeah.
Hi.
474
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,565
Welp,
475
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,834
I'm off to write my script.
476
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,770
I'll give you two
some awkward time alone.
477
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:22,975
Hey.
478
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,211
Hey.
479
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,579
How was the date?
480
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,315
We had fondue. It was cheesy.
481
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,917
(laughs, snorts)
482
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,269
Well,
483
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,088
the restaurant was amazing,
484
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,591
and the flowers and the limo
were very romantic.
485
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,394
It was almost perfect.
486
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,729
Almost?
487
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,632
I know David didn't write
that note.
488
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,669
Well, maybe he had some help.
489
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,672
Maybe.
490
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,643
Or maybe somebody else wrote it.
491
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,646
Well, the important thing
is that
492
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:04,117
David wants to be his best
for you, that's all.
493
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,286
Yeah.
494
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,625
But I really want
to talk to the person
495
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,427
who wrote that note.
496
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,263
Because it touched me
and it came
497
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,564
straight from the heart.
498
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,134
Well, I think
he'd be happy to know that.
499
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,604
Poppa, can I tell you something?
500
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,739
(doorbell rings)
501
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,110
I hope that's
not Magic Shine again.
502
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,819
Lola?
Hi, Damey.
503
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:41,119
What are you doing here?
504
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,560
Well, you weren't returning
505
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,824
my phone calls, so...
506
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,995
Okay, look.
507
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,331
I was in my feelings, and...
508
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,802
...I realized how happy I was
when we were together.
509
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,404
And I was just
510
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,807
hoping...
511
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,710
that maybe you could give me
another chance.
512
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,978
You really hurt me.
513
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,415
No, I know, I know, baby,
and I'm so sorry.
514
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,318
I was just scared.
515
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,120
But...
516
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,356
I will promise
517
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,990
to make it up to you.
518
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,359
(record scratches)
519
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,432
Wow. I'm so happy for you.
520
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:30,737
Um, uh, Lola,
this is Ivy.
521
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,672
Ivy, this is Lola.
522
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,541
IVY: Yeah,
I remember.
523
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,377
The one who ran out on you.
524
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,179
Charmed.
Charmed, charmed.
525
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,548
(laughs)
526
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,016
Yeah, well, I, uh,
527
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,586
should probably get going.
528
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,457
Hey, wait, wait.
529
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,324
You said you wanted
to tell me something.
530
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,860
Yeah.
531
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,064
But it'll have to wait.
532
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:04,837
(sighs)
533
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,005
So,
534
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,841
can I, uh...
535
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,743
make us a drink?
536
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,046
Sure.
537
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,382
Okay.
538
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,754
Damey.
539
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,756
Come on.
540
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,325
(footsteps receding)
541
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,727
(sighs)
542
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,423
Marker.
I know you think I'm bad for her,
543
00:20:35,424 --> 00:20:37,569
but she's the best thing that
ever happened to me. I love her,
544
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,472
and I am not gonna let
Morgan Freeman...
545
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:44,110
...steal her away from me.
546
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:46,278
(a la Morgan Freeman):
Well...
547
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,180
(both laugh)
548
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,716
Here's hoping that we can
spend eternity together.
549
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,767
(laughs)
550
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,286
(glass shatters)
551
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,624
DIRECTOR:
Cut! (laughs)
552
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:07,867
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554
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