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[Principal Secretary] Brought to you by Grentsil's Snappable Pencils.

Unleash your rage on the page.

[Principal Secretary over PA] Good morning, Table Town School.

Today is a very special day. That's right.

It's the last day to submit your entries

for the TTS Story Writing Contest.

Please do so by 4:00 p.m.

The winner will get their story published.

Well, printed, and handed out in school.

- [both grunt] - [thud]

Careful now, I'm waxing.

[footsteps scurrying]

Kiff, I'm sorry, but you are actually not eligible

to participate in the contest because you've exceeded

the amount of extra credit any one student

can reasonably earn in any given academic year,

so just...

- Yeah, that checks out. - Yeah.

Hey, Trevor. You filling out an entry form?

I've been cooking up a delicious story

that I think could win this thing.

Only problem is,

I can't figure out how to end it.

Well, hey, we like stories.

We could help you talk it out if you want.

Really? Oh gosh, that'd be helpful.

Oh yeah.

[school bell rings]

- [? whimsical music playing] - "Once there was a hero named T-Man.

He had it all, including one big problem.

Two, actually.

The two problems' names were Wiff and Larry."

[? music stops]

[? music resumes]

"Day after day, the dopey, stinky Wiff and Larry

got praised by everyone in town...

for basically just fixing problems

they caused in the first place...

The awesome and handsome T-Man

went totally unappreciated...

For the first time in his incredible life,

- T-Man didn't know what to do." - [? music concludes]

So, yeah, that's what I have so far.

Just need the perfect ending. What do you think?

I love it!

Yeah! [chuckles] It's definitely, um...

Uh, Barry, mm, could I speak to you for a second?

What do we do? I mean, I don't want to squish

the kid's creativity by criticizing,

but I'm feeling pretty offended here.

By what?

Seriously? Wiff and Larry?

[scoffs] Kiff and Barry?

Aw! [scoffs]

I don't think there's any connection there-

No, there is, I can tell now. Oh my gosh.

I was too consumed by the story to notice.

Why would Trevor write such nasty characters based on us?

You know, maybe it's a cry for help.

- Trevor must be going through some kind of crisis... - [laughs]

...and he's taking it out on us through the weapon

of storytelling.

How dastardly.

[Kiff] Trevor clearly needs to feel like a hero.

If we can resolve that need for him IRL,

maybe he'll stop writing such nasty things

about "Wiff" and "Larry."

Yeah, and then he'll end the story with Wiff and Larry

turning out to be fun-loving sweeties like us.

- Secret plan? - Secret plan.

- Hey! - Mm.

Thanks to the Ternino Boys Choir for their generous donation

of this fabulous new poster of famous Table Townians.

I'll just hang it up here.

- [grunts] - [? suspenseful music playing]

[Miss Deer Teacher grunting]

Hmm! [grunts]

[? music builds]

- Oh! Quick! Somebody catch MDT! - [? music turns intense]

Somebody close to her!

[clears throat]

[Trevor] Oh no!

Miss Deer Teacher is about to fall!

She'll crush me!

[? music concludes]

- Whoa. Oh- Oh- Oh my! - [? suspenseful music playing]

Never stand on a rolly chair, kids!

Oh, down I go!

[Kiff grunts]

[students] Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!

- [students cheering, chanting] - [? dramatic music plays]

[? music fades]

[? intriguing music playing]

[Kiff and Barry grunting]

This'll definitely work.

Who would be so callous as to let piping hot chili

flood the cafeteria?

Oh! [shushes] Here he comes! Quick!

[giggles mischievously]

- Oh no! The chili! - [? dramatic music playing]

Did you say chili?

Oh, well, that's death for notebook paper.

[? music builds]

- [? music stops] - Chili flood!

- [students scream] - [? intense music playing]

I got it!

[students scream, whimper]

[grunts]

[? music concludes]

[exhales heavily]

[students] Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry!

- [students chanting] - [? dramatic music playing]

He is not making this easy.

[? music fades]

[? perky music playing]

Hey, Trev. Uh, so I'm just gonna put your notebook

in this waterproof bag for a minute, okay?

Now, hold this cup of water while I tell you a random fact.

Water can put out a vinegar and baking soda explosion.

Did you know that? Okay.

Huh?

[Kiff gasps] Everybody, look!

Barry and I accidentally over-vinegared

this baking soda volcano!

- [? suspenseful music playing] - [Kiff] It's gonna blow and destroy our classroom!

[bubbling]

[? music turns intense]

This is it!

- [? music stops] - You know what?

I've actually never seen one of these babies in action.

Think I'll just let it play out. [slurps]

[students] Kiff and Barry! Kiff and Barry! Kiff and Barry!

[Trevor] "Wiff and Larry," the crowd cheered,

as T-Man once again went totally uncheered for.

Wiff and Larry were eviler and stinkier

than T-Man had realized.

He could barely stand to look at them,

let alone smell them.

Oh, it's good. I know it's good. But how to end it?

[munches, grumbles]

So, what's, uh, next in Operation Make Trevor Look Good?

You know what? To heck with helping that guy.

He's being a bad friend.

Let him write whatever angsty story he wants.

Uh- Oh.

- [giggles] - Oh. [laughs nervously]

What are we thinking about?

We're gonna write our own story and enter it

in the contest under your name.

A story about how Wiff and Larry are awesome

and how all they do is try and help T-Man,

but he's too boneheaded to notice.

Yeah, why not?

Well, feeling better?

No. It wasn't the outlet for rage I was hoping for.

Plus, am I crazy or does my story kind of stink?

Stink? No. Stink is... No.

[sobs] Nuts! It's harder than it looks.

Trevor might be a jerk, but the kid writes

a darn engaging story.

[school bell rings]

Help! Help!

The brakes on my janitor cart stopped working

and now it's rolling out of control

down the freshly-waxed halls!

Oh no! What's in your cart?

Filthy mop water, open cans of paint,

special notebook paper destroying chemicals! [sobs]

[? dramatic music playing]

- [? music turns suspenseful] - Kiff, at the end of the hall...

The story submissions table!

[? music calms]

All the stories will be destroyed,

and P.S. might get his little toes stubbed on the cart.

Sweepy, how long do we have until the cart

reaches the school entrance?

I'd say a minute, tops.

We gotta find Trevor now!

Let's short cut through the bathrooms.

I'll explain on the way!

[? tense music playing]

Whoa!

[wheels rattling]

I know that sound. The janitor cart!

Ah! I knew you'd try and sabotage me, Wiff!

[grunts]

[screams]

[pants]

[grumbles]

[grunts]

[groans]

[? music concludes]

[gasps] The hedgehog stopped it!

Trevor just saved everyone's story submissions!

And my little toes!

[crowd] Trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor!

- [crowd chanting] - [? triumphant music playing]

Oh! Wait.

You... You did all that

just to make me feel like a hero?

- [? music turns gentle] - Even after I wrote all those things?

[Kiff] Of course we did.

We love you, Trev.

Aw!

- [? music concludes] - Well, I know how to end my story.

Cool! Okay, so it turns out

Wiff and Larry were fun-loving sweeties all along,

and T-Man admits he has his own issues

- to work on too. - [? gentle music playing]

[Kiff] And then the three of them go have a...

picnic.

[? music concludes]

It's nice. I mean, yeah, great.

[both] You have to change it back.

Yes, yes.

What? Why?

You've got to make those stinky crumb bums

Wiff and Larry get their comeuppance.

It's the only satisfying way to end your story.

Well, okay, if you say so.

It's a Grentsil's, but that one was from excitement, not rage.

Grabbing some normal pencils now.

We're on the clock, people!

Three, two, one.

Dramatic. Nice.

[? intriguing music plays, fades]

[Principal Secretary over PA] Once again, we want to congratulate Trevor...

[both gasp]

...for his winning story, T-Man Vanquishes the Stinkos.

- [? perky music playing] - What a title.

Be sure to pick up your free copy.

Read it again and again.

Leave no subtext unanalyzed.

Maybe no one will make the connection.

[students giggling, laughing]

Oh, hello. Hi- Uh...

It's just a- It's just a- an afternoon.

Great question.

Who knows where inspiration comes from?

People have been calling me a literary hero.

I don't know if I'd go that far, but, uh...

[? end credits music playing]

[? music concludes]

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