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- [? theme music playing] - ? Kiff! ?

? Kiff! Kiff! ?

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? Yeah ?

- ? Kiff! ? - [? theme music concludes]

[both chuckle]

[narrator] Brought to you by Berzerker Con. Go Berzerk-er.

I can't wait to see all our fave people

at the park today.

The old people playing checkers,

the kids running out all their energy,

that dog couple that's always having

flirty spaghetti picnics.

[Barry] That guy who skates to music only he can hear.

[Kiff] And who can forget Scribbling Salvatore,

Table Town's preeminent caricaturist.

- [Barry] And his rival... - [blows raspberry]

...Annoying Andy,

for those who like their caricatures

with a meaner edge.

[both laugh]

- Whoo! - Why would you want that?

Hey! Glarbin, what gives?

Oh. Hi, Kiff, I'm just closing up the park.

- [both gasp] - [? dramatic music plays]

Normally, I spend every morning picking up the trash,

but I can't today.

Uh, I have to take my nephew to Berzerker Con.

[? perky music playing]

And Table Town Charter prohibits the park

to be opened without first being cleaned.

[parkgoers groan]

Uh, but- but- but hold on, folks.

Glarbin, we will be happy to pick up the trash today.

I knew it.

I'll be back later to check on things.

[tires screeching]

[parkgoers cheer]

[Joyce] How wonderful!

One piece of trash down.

[? dramatic music playing]

[? exciting guitar riff plays, fades]

Look, Barry, trash!

Wow!

I feel so alive.

- [Kiff] Yay! - [giggles]

[slurps]

Oh, shoot.

[Kiff] We got it.

Oh! Bless you, Kiff and Barry.

Bless you.

[gasps] Kiff! Look at this!

[gasps] That's one of those 7/24-7 limited edition

Chubbles Wubbington cups,

promoting the underperforming feel-good family film,

We Bought a Loo.

Ooh! They really overestimated how much people

wanted to see Chubbles purchase a public toilet.

[chuckles] Those movie executives.

Oh, the hubris. But obviously not trash.

I can't believe someone would throw this away.

- So wasteful. - What should we do with it?

Let's start a clump for things that aren't trash,

and we'll figure out what to do with them later.

A clump. Excellent idea.

[? upbeat music playing]

[? music concludes]

[sighs]

[groans]

[sighs]

What you got there?

Fork with two missing prongs.

I know it's broken,

but I just don't want to throw it out.

Why not?

Well, it can't be used as a fork per se,

but it could be used as...

a comb for a goatee.

Oh, yeah, I see what you mean.

It might be a stretch, but it's just, uh-

I'm trying to follow my gut here.

Mm! Okay, let's start a new clump.

So, over here will be not trash, original use,

and then this clump will be not trash, repurposed.

[scoffs] Incredible.

[? energetic punk rock music playing]

? One person's trash is another person's treasure ?

? This broken ruler can still measure ?

? So, this toy is missing its hair ?

? It could be used as a leg for this chair ?

? Should it go to the dump? ?

- No! - No!

? Should it go in a clump? ?

- Yeah! - Yeah!

? A clump for this A clump for that ?

? A clump for this A clump for that ?

? One, two, three, four! ?

? Trash clumpers! ?

? Whoa! ?

? We're gonna be trash clumpers! ?

? Whoa! ?

? You still got a lot of life left in you ?

? We'll find a job for you! ?

[? electric guitar riff playing]

? Clumps upon clumps Upon clumps ?

? Upon clumps, upon clumps ?

? Clumps upon clumps Upon clumps ?

? Upon clumps, upon clumps ?

? Clumps upon clumps Upon clumps ?

? Upon clumps, upon clumps ?

? A clump for this A clump for that ?

? Trash clumpers! ?

? Whoa! ?

? We're gonna be trash clumpers! ?

? Whoa! ?

? You still got a lot of life left in you ?

? We'll find a job for you! ?

? Clumps upon clumps Upon clumps ?

? Upon clumps, upon clumps ?

[? music concludes]

- [? perky music playing] - And what about this?

Uh, let's put that

in the fixable sporting equipment clump.

And clumped and done.

That's all the trash in the park sorted.

- Perfect. We did it. - Yep.

[crow cawing]

[? dubious music playing]

[Kiff] Uh...

okay.

This one may have gotten away from us.

- [cheers] - [parkgoers gasp]

Kiff, more park people are here.

There's no room to play softball.

Where will we sit to feed Bird Greg?

[both gasp]

- Is this a stupid street hangout kind of place? - What do we do now?

Well, we could sit in the street.

[Salvatore] I liked having a park.

What do we do? The park is a wreck.

Everyone's gonna be so upset with us.

It's okay, Bar. We'll find a way to explain.

The grandmas and little softballers will understand.

- Flirty dog couple just got here, didn't they? - Flirty dog couple just- Yeah.

Crud.

Kiff, Barry, I thought you two were cleaning up the park.

We were! We just had to sort through the trash first.

People waste a lot of good stuff, Joyce.

We can't just toss it.

Well, you ruined the park.

I am not feeding her spaghetti on a clump of trash.

- Oh, man. - [kids cry]

- Oh, what do we do now? - Could we sit in the street?

The street's got no ambience.

We gotta think of a solution fast

before Glarbin gets back!

And spaghetti does not keep well!

Spaghetti keeps fine!

[parkgoers grumbling]

[Salvatore] I liked having a park.

So, we can't throw the clumps out,

but we also can't keep them here. Uh...

Kinda looks like a roller coaster.

[? perky music plays]

[gasps] That's it.

We'll turn the clumps into a roller coaster,

- so nothing will be wasted. - Yes, that makes sense.

[Kiff] Uh, attention, everyone.

I know we're all unhappy about the clump situation,

but I have a perfect solution.

We turn the clumps into a roller coaster.

What a great idea, Kiff.

Come on, everyone, let's get started.

[parkgoers cheer]

Oh. Okay, great.

[? upbeat rock music playing]

- [? music concludes] - Nice work, everyone.

Thanks for building that so quickly.

Thank you. I've never built anything before.

[wheels whirring]

[car clanking]

[car clanking, stops]

I'm proud of myself for trying.

What happened to my beautiful park?

[? dramatic music plays, fades]

Glarbin, we can explain.

Uh, we had to sort the trash into clumps.

People were throwing away perfectly good broken forks.

Yeah.

You made such a mess!

[coughs, clears throat]

Table Town Park will have to close for at least a week

to clean this up.

- [parkgoer 1] No! - [parkgoer 2] Oh, man.

[horn honking]

[vehicle approaching]

- [brakes screech, hiss] - [trash collector] Hey!

What's all this trash doing here in the park?

No one brought anything to the dump today.

Now, I'm out of a job?

- [gasps] - Wait a second.

What does the dump look like without trash?

Well, it's beautiful.

Green rolling hills, very relaxing.

Nature truly is healing.

Then why not make the dump the new park

and the old park can be the new dump?

That...

isn't the worst idea.

I guess I could use a change of scenery.

[? upbeat music playing]

What a day. Glad everything worked out.

Yeah. I just wish all that good stuff we found

didn't have to end up in the dump.

Yeah. Hey, what's going on over there?

Hey, Kiff and Barry, check out our new

"Not Trash" section. It was inspired by you two.

[gasps] Barry, look!

Oh!

[? angelic choral music playing]

[? music concludes]

Nature truly is healing.

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