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Hardware wore
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a spectacle light years ahead of its time.
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Starring fluke star Baker.
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It. Intergalactic boy wonder.
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Auggie. Ben. Doggie.
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Venerable member of the Red Eye Knights.
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Princess and droid.
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Interstellar.
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Damsel in distress.
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Damsel. Ace.
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Mercenary pilot and intergalactic
wise guy.
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Dom Nader villain.
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See incredible celestial bodies
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ablaze with jet stealing weaponry.
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And joy, mirth filled moments
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with the amusing antics of space drones
for Q2 and Art Deco.
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Art Deco.
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Where are you?
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At last!
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What have you been?
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Secret mission.
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What class? What are you talking about?
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This is madness.
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Wait a minute.
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Where are you going?
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Heading in this direction.
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What are we going to do?
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We're doomed for certain.
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Oh, dear.
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I'm going to regret this.
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Here's
another fine mess you've gotten us into.
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Oh! What a
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desolate place this is
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why I never listen to you is beyond me.
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Really? I.
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Well, you can do what you like.
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I'm going this way.
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It's too late to try to apologize.
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Oh. Now watch.
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With electrifying fascination
as fluke, Starbuck
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discovers the princess's secret message.
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Well.
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Help me on you, big doggie.
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You're my only hope.
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Help me! Occupant!
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Doggie!
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Golly!
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Help me!
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Occupant! Doggie!
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You're my only hope.
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This heart gripping
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drama has reached the venerable Augie
Bend doggie.
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Your father wanted you to have this
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when you were old enough.
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Gosh. Wow.
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Jeepers,
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golly.
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Willikers.
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No no no no.
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You don't feel
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super charged with intrigue
as the adventurers
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join forces on an heroic mission
to save the princess.
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An Imperial stormtrooper. Oh.
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Identification.
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Gee, I think I left my I.D.
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in my other pants.
And look, we're in kind of a hurry.
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These aren't the drones you want. He's
not the drones we want.
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You don't want to detain us?
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To detain you?
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It's the only thing that matters.
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Oh, there's little boys
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of of scum and villainy.
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Watch your step, son.
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This place can be a little rough.
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Oh, no. It's too weird in here.
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I can't go in here.
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Look, I went back home, my boy.
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We've got to find a pilot.
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I'm proud to be old Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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There's our man.
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Fly along with em.
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Salad and choo choo.
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The wookie monster.
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As they make their daring getaway.
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Bring your seat back to a complete
upright position.
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Extinguishing cigaret smoking, however.
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Should have such.
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Your tray table is great.
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Thank you.
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Witness the exciting, action
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packed dogfight scene.
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Experience
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the expensive, spine tingling
special effects as you become catapulted
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into the dazzling
dimension of darkness fades.
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They're still back there.
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They're gaining on us.
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Does this thing do light speed?
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You bet your asteroid, kid.
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Hold on.
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Oh! Oh! Oh.
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You'll hear stuff later.
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Naughty person. Wait.
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Do I land in here?
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I don't understand what you're saying.
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What am I?
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I cannot.
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Stand you.
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Are you talking to me? Yeah. How are you?
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Oh, I finally get it right.
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Got it. Hey.
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Did you get why you can't destroy
innocent people?
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Basketball is a peaceful planet. Please.
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We have. No weapons.
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You're right.
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You are you.
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Oh, I.
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Jeepers, what is it, even doggy?
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Did you feel a great disturbance
in the force?
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As it means the voices cried out in terror
and were suddenly silenced.
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No, just a little headache.
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Look.
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What's that?
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Too big to be.
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A space station. Oh.
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I got a bad feeling about this.
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Black wasteland.
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Full reverse.
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Oh, we're out of control.
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We're being drawn toward it.
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Get us out of here!
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Take it easy, kid.
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It's only a movie star.
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Oh, really?
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Who's a. Hair raising dramatic rescue.
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Of princess and droid?
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You'll get us all killed.
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Excuse me.
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We'll go in here. I insist.
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We're good at this.
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Okay.
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I'm with you.
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All right.
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Second base.
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You must try to hurry, Artie.
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There's very little time.
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Please, Artie,
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try to plug into the master computer.
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Oh, hang up and try again.
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Hi, I'm Renee Kilowatt,
reporting a dangerous, overloaded
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octopus connection in sector five.
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Can you try and save my needle?
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The time is.
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I must try to find the tractor beam.
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Oh, there it is.
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What?
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't even know.
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What are you saying?
I can't understand you.
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I oh, you don't know me.
What is he saying?
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I am planning on.
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Oh, come on, you can't go
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now. You go on without me.
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I'll be all right. Don't worry about me.
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What a martyr. All right.
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See you later.
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What are you.
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Without space, rubble.
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Oh. Oh,
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I'm really, really.
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Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Enjoy intense drama in the exciting,
brief battle debriefing session.
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Okay, so what you want to do here is this.
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You want to attack
at some most vulnerable spot.
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Come at it from this angle and locate
the automatic flipflop override device
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here, which in turn will defuze
any gyroscopic interface thrust chamber.
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Follow that baby down
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to the spherical combustion,
the atmospheric helical servo tubes,
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and the pneumatic centrifugal
antigravity shield deflectors.
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Then you simply deactivate
the axial gyro precession inertia
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photo mechatronic oscillator
that you see here.
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You pull the plug.
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New moon.
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Trust your feelings, Luke.
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And if you can be good, be careful.
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Hardware Wars
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a sprawling space saga of romance,
rebellion,
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and household appliances.
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Hardware wars.
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Your life, your drive.
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Your kiss three.
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Goodbye.
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Coming soon to a theater near you.
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Get in line now.
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May the force be with you.
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