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Hardware wore

a spectacle light years ahead of its time.

Starring fluke star Baker.

It. Intergalactic boy wonder.

Auggie. Ben. Doggie.

Venerable member of the Red Eye Knights.

Princess and droid.

Interstellar.

Damsel in distress.

Damsel. Ace.

Mercenary pilot and intergalactic wise guy.

Dom Nader villain.

See incredible celestial bodies

ablaze with jet stealing weaponry.

And joy, mirth filled moments

with the amusing antics of space drones for Q2 and Art Deco.

Art Deco.

Where are you?

At last!

What have you been?

Secret mission.

What class? What are you talking about?

This is madness.

Wait a minute.

Where are you going?

Heading in this direction.

What are we going to do?

We're doomed for certain.

Oh, dear.

I'm going to regret this.

Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into.

Oh! What a

desolate place this is

why I never listen to you is beyond me.

Really? I.

Well, you can do what you like.

I'm going this way.

It's too late to try to apologize.

Oh. Now watch.

With electrifying fascination as fluke, Starbuck

discovers the princess's secret message.

Well.

Help me on you, big doggie.

You're my only hope.

Help me! Occupant!

Doggie!

Golly!

Help me!

Occupant! Doggie!

You're my only hope.

This heart gripping

drama has reached the venerable Augie Bend doggie.

Your father wanted you to have this

when you were old enough.

Gosh. Wow.

Jeepers,

golly.

Willikers.

No no no no.

You don't feel

super charged with intrigue as the adventurers

join forces on an heroic mission to save the princess.

An Imperial stormtrooper. Oh.

Identification.

Gee, I think I left my I.D.

in my other pants. And look, we're in kind of a hurry.

These aren't the drones you want. He's not the drones we want.

You don't want to detain us?

To detain you?

It's the only thing that matters.

Oh, there's little boys

of of scum and villainy.

Watch your step, son.

This place can be a little rough.

Oh, no. It's too weird in here.

I can't go in here.

Look, I went back home, my boy.

We've got to find a pilot.

I'm proud to be old Obi-Wan Kenobi.

There's our man.

Fly along with em.

Salad and choo choo.

The wookie monster.

As they make their daring getaway.

Bring your seat back to a complete upright position.

Extinguishing cigaret smoking, however.

Should have such.

Your tray table is great.

Thank you.

Witness the exciting, action

packed dogfight scene.

Experience

the expensive, spine tingling special effects as you become catapulted

into the dazzling dimension of darkness fades.

They're still back there.

They're gaining on us.

Does this thing do light speed?

You bet your asteroid, kid.

Hold on.

Oh! Oh! Oh.

You'll hear stuff later.

Naughty person. Wait.

Do I land in here?

I don't understand what you're saying.

What am I?

I cannot.

Stand you.

Are you talking to me? Yeah. How are you?

Oh, I finally get it right.

Got it. Hey.

Did you get why you can't destroy innocent people?

Basketball is a peaceful planet. Please.

We have. No weapons.

You're right.

You are you.

Oh, I.

Jeepers, what is it, even doggy?

Did you feel a great disturbance in the force?

As it means the voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

No, just a little headache.

Look.

What's that?

Too big to be.

A space station. Oh.

I got a bad feeling about this.

Black wasteland.

Full reverse.

Oh, we're out of control.

We're being drawn toward it.

Get us out of here!

Take it easy, kid.

It's only a movie star.

Oh, really?

Who's a. Hair raising dramatic rescue.

Of princess and droid?

You'll get us all killed.

Excuse me.

We'll go in here. I insist.

We're good at this.

Okay.

I'm with you.

All right.

Second base.

You must try to hurry, Artie.

There's very little time.

Please, Artie,

try to plug into the master computer.

Oh, hang up and try again.

Hi, I'm Renee Kilowatt, reporting a dangerous, overloaded

octopus connection in sector five.

Can you try and save my needle?

The time is.

I must try to find the tractor beam.

Oh, there it is.

What?

Oh, yeah.

I don't even know.

What are you saying? I can't understand you.

I oh, you don't know me. What is he saying?

I am planning on.

Oh, come on, you can't go

now. You go on without me.

I'll be all right. Don't worry about me.

What a martyr. All right.

See you later.

What are you.

Without space, rubble.

Oh. Oh,

I'm really, really.

Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Enjoy intense drama in the exciting, brief battle debriefing session.

Okay, so what you want to do here is this.

You want to attack at some most vulnerable spot.

Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flipflop override device

here, which in turn will defuze any gyroscopic interface thrust chamber.

Follow that baby down

to the spherical combustion, the atmospheric helical servo tubes,

and the pneumatic centrifugal antigravity shield deflectors.

Then you simply deactivate the axial gyro precession inertia

photo mechatronic oscillator that you see here.

You pull the plug.

New moon.

Trust your feelings, Luke.

And if you can be good, be careful.

Hardware Wars

a sprawling space saga of romance, rebellion,

and household appliances.

Hardware wars.

Your life, your drive.

Your kiss three.

Goodbye.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Get in line now.

May the force be with you.