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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:24,558 [synth music pulsing] 2 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,501 [synth music] 3 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,962 [Too $hort narrating] 4 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,617 No joke. 5 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:27,988 [Too $hort continues] 6 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,836 - Like I said, wild. - [synth music continues] 7 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,938 But I never thought too hard on it though. 8 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,541 To me, it was just one of those freaky things 9 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,144 that made the Bay so damn fresh. 10 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,282 [lightning striking] 11 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,087 [upbeat music] 12 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:02,022 Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd. 13 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,825 Join me this weekend at the Oakland Coliseum Annex 14 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,027 for Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar, 15 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,430 sponsored by Psytopics Learning Center. 16 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,332 At my workshop, we'll teach you how to practice 17 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:15,002 mindfulness and relaxation under stressful circumstances. 18 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,671 Licensed Psytopics instructors will give you the tools 19 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,640 to connect to the cosmic life force 20 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:23,477 and give you the power to battle both inner and outer demons. 21 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:26,180 Trust me, you won't wanna miss Sunday. 22 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,183 So join me this weekend, all ages are welcome. 23 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,084 Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar... 24 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:35,656 - [all] ...will blow your mind! - [synth music] 25 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,958 [suspenseful music] 26 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:41,028 [hip-hop beat] 27 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:46,900 ["Freaky Tales" by Too $hort plays] 28 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,336 [explosion booming] 29 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:51,038 [hip-hop beat] 30 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,741 [Too $hort] Chapter one... 31 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:57,578 - AKA, The Gilman Strikes Back. - [pencil scratching] 32 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:02,650 - [spring boing] - [pencil scratching] 33 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,718 [Doppler shift of car honking] 34 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:07,388 - [thudding] - [electricity buzzing] 35 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,358 - [car engine idling] - [vehicle passing by] 36 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,060 Yo, that movie was hella rad. 37 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,863 So grandpa knew about the vampires the whole time, 38 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,998 but didn't bother to tell anyone in his family? 39 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:20,534 Well, that's why it's fresh. You don't expect it. 40 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:24,104 All I'm saying, if you motherfuckers knew about some secret vampire shit 41 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,007 going off in the neighborhood and you didn't let me know, 42 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,042 we might have a problem. 43 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,879 Tina. I hate to break it to you, 44 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,915 but if there's a secret cult of vampires living amongst us-- 45 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:38,051 We would be all up in that shit. Give me that. 46 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,755 - [truck horn honking] - Fair point. 47 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,357 - [man] Eat a dick, dyke! - Get out the truck 48 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,693 and see what happens! I ain't playing! 49 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,462 - Suck my dick, Black bitch! - Yeah, that's what I thought. 50 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,930 Keep driving! 51 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,466 - Bitch! - Fuck you want, faggots? 52 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,768 - Fuck you! - [yelling continues] 53 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,904 [Tina] Go back to Fresno, boneheads! 54 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,606 [man] We'll see you punks later! 55 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,107 [whooping] 56 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,444 [indistinct chatter] 57 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:08,081 - Fucking Nazis. - [indistinct chatter] 58 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,652 - Let's go. - [punk rock music] 59 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,621 Dude, you know I'm from Fresno. 60 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:16,324 Yeah, I've been trying to forget that. 61 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:19,226 So I was tailing this dude outta Lucky's yesterday. 62 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,995 Tailed? Like you followed some random guy? 63 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,797 Okay, you never followed anyone before? 64 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,767 [Kohlrabi] Hell, no, that's some psycho shit. 65 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:31,739 - [muffled talking] - [music muffled] 66 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,611 You ever tailed anybody, Luce? 67 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,448 Uh... No. 68 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,352 - [scoffs] Whatever. - [Kohlrabi] Okay. 69 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,186 [Tina] Stop looking at me like I'm weird. 70 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,789 [Tina] First time at Gilman? 71 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,124 No, I was here once. Wanna see my membership? 72 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,126 - [lighter clinks, flicks] - [indistinct chatter] 73 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,194 - No. - No way. 74 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,529 [tenor saxophone music] 75 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,367 [indistinct chatter] 76 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,213 Psych. 77 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,015 - [band performing] - * Let's go! * 78 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:18,185 ["Bad Town" playing] 79 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,557 * They call it a scene, I call it disaster * 80 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,092 * Down here the kids grew up faster * 81 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,894 * Scared, they're scared to the bone * 82 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,796 * Like a pack of wolves they don't run alone * 83 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,598 * One-on-one, they won't look you in the eye * 84 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,866 * When the pack's together, you hear a battle cry * 85 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,402 * I saw it, 15-on-one * 86 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,370 * The crowd dispersed, the kid was done * 87 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,138 - * No! * - [crowd] * No more! * 88 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,307 - * No! * - * Bad town! * 89 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:43,477 * No more bad town * 90 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,345 - * No! * - [crowd] * No more! * 91 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,448 - * No! * - * Bad town! * 92 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:50,651 * No more bad town * 93 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,319 - * Yeah! * - Oh, shit! 94 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,321 - Dude, are you alright? - Are you okay? 95 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,123 * Down there you gotta have a label * 96 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:57,658 * Just like a cattle in a stable * 97 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,793 * Knee-jerk reaction, I call it violence * 98 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,595 * Why speak out when you could be silenced? * 99 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,063 * Down there, out on the dance floor * 100 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,264 - Yeah! [laughs] - * Too much violence * 101 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,499 - * I don't want more * - Whoo! 102 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,000 * Down there, out on the street * 103 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,669 * I can see the air, I can see the heat * 104 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,404 - * No! * - * No more! * 105 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,506 - * No * - *Bad town! * 106 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,643 * No more bad town * 107 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,478 - * No! * - * No more! * 108 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,513 - * No! * - * Bad town! * 109 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,715 * No more bad town * 110 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,952 - [rock music on car speakers] - [yelling] 111 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,354 - [car honking] - [yelling continues] 112 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,391 - [yelling continues] - [suspenders snapping] 113 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:36,430 [yelling over each other] 114 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,866 [yelling, whooping] 115 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,068 - Let's go! - [yelling continues] 116 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,936 - [music stops] - [man] Hey, Troy! 117 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,705 - Yeah, meet me in the truck. - Alright. 118 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,740 - [Nazi laughs] - [footsteps pounding] 119 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:47,775 Yeah, Dad? 120 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,477 Did you know the guy from Splash 121 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,479 used to sell hot dogs at A's Games? 122 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:53,747 I don't eat meat. 123 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,649 I mean, I-I'm not trying to-- 124 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,985 I'm saying, the guy from Splash. 125 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,820 - Did you see the movie? - The mermaid movie? 126 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,254 - Yeah. - Didn't see it. 127 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,556 Uh, what about Bachelor Party? 128 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,624 Do I look like somebody 129 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:04,958 who would see Bachelor Party? 130 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,327 First naked lady I ever saw was in that movie. 131 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,597 Your first? Right. 132 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,998 'Cause you've seen so many since. 133 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,065 I've seen a few! 134 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,234 [truck honking, approaching] 135 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,669 [men yelling] 136 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,405 - Oh, shit. - [yelling continues] 137 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,141 * All I know is that I do not know * 138 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,577 * All I know is that I don't know nothing * 139 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,979 * All I know is that I do not know * 140 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,981 [Josh] Fucking boneheads are back. 141 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,352 - Those Nazi fucks just rolled up. - Outside. 142 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,453 Fuck, again? 143 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,322 [footsteps pounding] 144 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,831 Come on, guys. Not tonight. 145 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,466 - Fuck you, Jew! Get the fuck-- - Here to volunteer. 146 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,168 And fuck you up! 147 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,671 * All I know is that I don't know nothing * 148 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:55,609 * We get told to decide * 149 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,845 - [grunts] - * Just like, as if... * 150 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,847 * I'm not gonna change my mind * 151 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,416 - [effort grunts] - * All I know is that I don't know * 152 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,953 * All I know is that I don't know nothing * 153 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,355 * All I know is that I do not know * 154 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:12,059 * All I know is that I don't know nothing * 155 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:15,763 - [crowd yelling] - ["Knowledge" continues] 156 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,765 * What you gonna do with yourself, boy? * 157 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,768 * Well, you better make up your mind * 158 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,103 * What you gonna do with yourself, boy? * 159 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,238 - * Running out of time * - [grunting] 160 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,307 [indistinct yelling] 161 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,142 - [grunts] - [singer] Shit, man. That's enough! 162 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,644 Stop! Stop! Stop! 163 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:31,912 - [effort grunts] - [Tina] Lucid! 164 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,349 - [bracelet unclasping] - [Tina] Hey! 165 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:37,851 - [grunts] - [groans] 166 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,720 - Dude! - [Troy] Yeah, tough guy? 167 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,054 [Tina groans] 168 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,690 - [grunts] - [singer] Fucking bonehead! 169 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:44,925 [yelling] Hail Hitler! 170 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,060 Lay the fuck off, man. [grunts] 171 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,328 - [mic feedback] - You okay? 172 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,097 - Yeah. You okay? - Yeah. 173 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,568 - [mic feedback] - [urinates] 174 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,771 - Fuck you! Show's over, losers! - Losers! 175 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,872 - Bye! - Pussy! 176 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,109 [Nazis shouting] 177 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:06,179 - Later, punk faggots. [laughs] - [shouting continues] 178 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,624 - [packet crinkling] - [Tina wincing] 179 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,191 Oh, it's cold. 180 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,760 It's supposed to be. 181 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,695 - [exhales] - [chuckles] 182 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,034 - Does that hurt? - No. 183 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,869 Okay, tough guy. 184 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,405 I didn't mean it like that. 185 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,410 [packet crinkling] 186 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,148 Can I ask you a question? 187 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,916 - No. - Shut up. 188 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,317 [chuckles lightly] 189 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,721 You ever have a dream then realize you're dreaming? 190 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,124 - Nah. - I had one last night. 191 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,960 I was by myself in my room. 192 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,227 [groovy jazz music] 193 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,429 - Everybody was gone. - [whooshes] 194 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,899 It was quiet. [huffs air] 195 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,433 That's how I knew I was dreaming. 196 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,670 - [Lucid chuckles] - My house is never quiet. 197 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,407 So, I started dancing. 198 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,911 I was eating, I forget what, 199 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,981 - Pop-Tarts or some shit. - [crunching] 200 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,683 But then I was like, 201 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,484 "What am I staying in the house for?" 202 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,485 [spring boing] 203 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,020 The whole world was mine. 204 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,021 [bell dings] 205 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,690 So I ran outside, 206 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,992 I started flying and shit. 207 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,193 [soaring] 208 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,661 It was so rad. 209 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:28,929 [bell dings] 210 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,330 [animation soaring] 211 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,765 [jazzy music intensifying] 212 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:32,833 What would you do? 213 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,034 In a dream? 214 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,436 Yeah, it's all in your head. 215 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,973 You can do anything you want, no consequences. 216 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,945 [animation squeaking and popping out] 217 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:49,349 [animation bouncing] 218 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,352 [jazz music intensifies, stops] 219 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:54,888 What? 220 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,524 I-- Nothing. I was-- I was thinking, 221 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,526 I see you blushing, tell me. 222 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,195 [scoffs] I was, uh, thinking about flying. 223 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,631 That'd be... I'd fly too. That'd be so cool. 224 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:05,999 Oh, man, that's boring. 225 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,634 That's what you did. 226 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,502 Alright, if I'm boring, you're boring. 227 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,738 Whatever, Lewis. 228 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,339 Don't tell me. 229 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:17,544 - [knock on door] - [Tina's Sister in Korean] 230 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,747 [in Korean] 231 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,514 What'd she say? 232 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:26,153 - Nothing. - [footsteps receding] 233 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,755 You hungry? 234 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:33,727 [Tina's Dad speaking Korean] ...Eddie Money. 235 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,029 - Eddie Money? Yeah. - [Tina's Dad speaks Korean] Oh! 236 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,031 - "Don't you know who I am?" - [Tina] What? 237 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:42,369 [speaking Korean] 238 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,603 - What? - [Tina's family laughing] 239 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,773 [Tina's Dad speaking Korean] 240 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:50,744 - Uh-huh. - [Tina's Dad speaking Korean] 241 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:54,181 [chuckles] He was singing, you know? [laughs] 242 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,116 [Kelsey] We just have to keep 'em out. 243 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,886 No shit, we've been trying. 244 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,421 There's too many of 'em. 245 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,923 There are more of us. 246 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,591 - Yeah. - [all agreeing] 247 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,927 Okay, I'm just gonna say it. 248 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,762 - Cops. - Nope. 249 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,530 I did some research. 250 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,633 We can hire off-duty Berkeley cops for 11 bucks an hour. 251 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,636 - You called the cops? - To ask the question, yes. 252 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,972 Don't judge, all options are on the table. 253 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,240 That's why we're here. 254 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,811 To be fair, Berkeley cops are different from Oakland cops. 255 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,813 - We all know it. - You got that right. 256 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,815 Come on, guys, without Oakland cops, 257 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,583 - there'd be no Black Panthers. - [laughter] 258 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,985 [Kohlrabi] I'll call a vote. 259 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,054 Those in favor of hiring off-duty Berkeley cops, 260 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,222 raise your hand. 261 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,058 Opposed? 262 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,899 So where does that leave us? 263 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,671 We fight. 264 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,909 A fight is what they want. 265 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,845 We can't meet their violence with more violence. 266 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,147 - That's bullshit. - I believe in the ideal stenciled 267 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,448 on that sign back there. 268 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,782 But are you willing to fight for them? 269 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,584 No violence means no violence. 270 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,986 Once you pass through the doors. 271 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,354 Oh, so violence is okay outside? 272 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,322 What about racism, sexism, homophobia, 273 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,523 those okay outside too? 274 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,259 We're talking about Nazis, Larry. 275 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,293 - Yes. - I agree. 276 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,028 The rules don't apply to Nazis. 277 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,965 Dude, we got our asses kicked. 278 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,799 - Yeah. - We supposed to just take that? 279 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,669 Tina's right, this is our house. 280 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,538 We built it with our bare hands, and if we can't defend it, 281 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:31,311 - what's the point? - [member] Yeah, that's right. 282 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,113 [Kohlrabi] Alright, I call another vote then. 283 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,816 Those in favor of fighting the Nazis, raise your hand. 284 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:41,788 - [items shuffle] - [chairs squeak] 285 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,563 So, now I'm the guy who didn't wanna fight the Nazis. 286 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,534 - Fuck that. - [laughter] 287 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,237 - Yeah! [cheering] - Yes, sir. 288 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,939 [cymbals clacking] 289 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,874 * We won't take any shit * 290 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,775 * And we're not about to leave * 291 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,577 * Just 'cause you don't like * 292 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,613 * Who and what we wanna be * 293 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,448 - * Who are you to say * - [thumping] 294 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,417 * What's wrong, what's right * 295 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,952 * If it's what it takes * 296 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,753 - * We're ready to fight * - [blade zings] 297 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,289 ["Ready to Fight" playing] 298 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,758 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 299 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,728 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 300 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:27,968 - ["Ready to Fight" continues] - [tools whirring] 301 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,137 * We won't take any shit * 302 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,739 * And we're not about to leave * 303 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,941 * Just 'cause you don't like * 304 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,143 * Who and what we wanna be * 305 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,446 * Who are you to say what's wrong, what's right * 306 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,414 * If it's what it takes * 307 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,216 * We're ready to fight * 308 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,219 [on TV] Connect to the cosmic emerald light. 309 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,621 Picture you are now floating outside yourself. 310 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,391 Look down and notice you are no longer anchored 311 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,193 by earthbound flesh. 312 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,196 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 313 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,132 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 314 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,368 - [clears throat] - [electronic feedback] 315 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,603 [dishes clatter] 316 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:04,804 What's this? 317 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,040 Open it. 318 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,542 What's the occasion? 319 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,378 Today's the occasion. 320 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,946 I don't know, just open it. 321 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,484 [accessory zings] 322 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,053 Dude! [chuckles] 323 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,955 It's fucking awesome. 324 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,124 I love it, thank you. 325 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,392 Of course. 326 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,827 Oh, shit, whoa-oh! [laughs] 327 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,763 Wait, you might wanna... You might wanna put that away. 328 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,968 - [grunts softly, chuckles] - [chuckles] 329 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:39,806 - [indistinct chatter] - [street bustles] 330 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:43,176 - Can I tell you a secret? - [people cheering] 331 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,078 I've never been in a fight before. 332 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,813 You're in charge of our security 333 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,315 and you've never been in a fight? 334 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,782 Yeah, whose idea was that? 335 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,184 I just volunteered to see free shows. 336 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,086 I never said I could run security. 337 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,654 You never said you couldn't. 338 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,524 Yeah, well, it was going fine for the most part 339 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,359 'til the fucking Nazis showed up. 340 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,829 How many fights have you been in? 341 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,364 I don't know. 342 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,433 More than zero, I know that much. 343 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,136 So, one? 344 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,139 - Two. - Two? 345 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,773 It was one too many. 346 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,942 So you lost one? 347 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,811 I lost them both, which was fine the first time. 348 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,647 It was a good life experience. 349 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,216 The second time just hurt. 350 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,554 How do you think you'll describe the third? 351 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,889 [car honking] 352 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,726 - [car revving] - [indistinct shouting] 353 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,728 Ask me tomorrow. 354 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,100 - They're here! - Shit, we gotta go. 355 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,534 * ...what's right * 356 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,070 * If it's what it takes * 357 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,804 * We're ready to fight * 358 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,207 ["Ready to Fight" continues] 359 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,642 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 360 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,479 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 361 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,082 [electronic feedback] 362 00:16:55,182 --> 00:17:00,687 - [footsteps thumping] - [suspenseful music] 363 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,061 [chain clinks] 364 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:18,405 [suspenseful music continues] 365 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:34,854 [snuffles] 366 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,291 [footsteps thump] 367 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,395 Hey, Jew! 368 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,732 You can hide behind a bunch of fags, 369 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,468 but that ain't gonna stop us from coming in. 370 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:53,273 [elastic creaks] 371 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:57,277 [suspenseful music intensifies] 372 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,878 Die, Nazi scum! 373 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,980 [indistinct yelling] 374 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,050 - [whooshes] - [screams] 375 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,653 [all yelling] 376 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,955 - [thuds] - [screams] 377 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,123 [yells] 378 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,625 - [yelling continues] - [groans] 379 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:17,664 - [grunting] - [blood splattering] 380 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,931 [groans] 381 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:24,571 - [grunting] - [groaning] 382 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,440 [yelling] 383 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,344 - [blood splattering] - [groaning] 384 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,912 [indistinct] 385 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,915 - [weapon whacks] - [groans] 386 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,750 - [whacks] - [thuds] 387 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,486 - [grunts] - [thuds] 388 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,154 [grunts] 389 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:45,858 [effort grunts, thuds] 390 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,198 - [grunts] - [blood splatters] 391 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:55,034 [Lucid groaning] 392 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770 - [grunting] - [groaning] 393 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,540 [both grunting] 394 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,476 - [accessory zings] - [groans] 395 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,813 - [effort grunts] - [accessory zings] 396 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:12,051 - Ah, fuck, fuck, no! [screams] - [blood splatters] 397 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,855 - [screaming continues] - [accessory zings] 398 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,861 [both groan] 399 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,663 - [bottle shatters] - [flame blazing] 400 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:30,570 [screaming] 401 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,138 [grunting] 402 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,741 [rock music continues] 403 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,211 [indistinct yelling] 404 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,012 [trucks rev] 405 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,819 - [thunder crashing] - [thudding] 406 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,388 [glass shatters] 407 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,724 - [truck revs] - [all cheering] 408 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,594 ["Rise Above" playing] 409 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,340 * Jealous cowards try to control * 410 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,576 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 411 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,778 * They distort what we say * 412 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,846 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 413 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,283 * Try and stop what we do * 414 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,285 * Rise above, rise above * 415 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,687 * When they can't do it themselves * 416 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,755 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 417 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:26,593 * We are tired of your abuse * 418 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:31,130 * Try to stop us, it's no use * 419 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,099 ["Rise Above" continues] 420 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,712 * We are tired of your abuse * 421 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,714 * Try to stop us * 422 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,049 * But it's no use * 423 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,520 * We are born with a chance * 424 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,822 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 425 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,124 * I am gonna have my chance * 426 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,327 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 427 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,629 * We are born with a chance * 428 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,564 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 429 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,166 * And I am gonna have my chance * 430 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,001 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 431 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,672 - [spotlight zings] - [transition whooshes] 432 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,874 * Rise above, rise above * 433 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,076 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 434 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,312 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 435 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:22,349 [transition creaks] 436 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,583 [thuds] 437 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,352 [footsteps thump] 438 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,253 [pointing plinks] 439 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,357 [swooshing] 440 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,058 [upbeat music] 441 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,493 [Too $hort] Chapter two... 442 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,765 - [distant traffic droning] - [horn honking] 443 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,767 - [indistinct chatter] - [laughs] 444 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,302 But how about that greasy saxophone-playing motherfucker? 445 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,137 I mean, he was fine, right? 446 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,540 Oh, I still believe! 447 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,976 Yeah, that shit was hella good. 448 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,878 Makes me wanna go to Santa Cruz. 449 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,480 But how come grandpa didn't tell his family 450 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,282 - about the vampires? - No, that shit cold, right? 451 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,650 I would be pissed. 452 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,986 So what now? You wanna go to Giant Burger? 453 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,287 Hell, yeah. 454 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,824 - Shit! - What? 455 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,126 Think I left my bus pass in the bathroom. 456 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,961 - Well, just go get it. - [truck horn honking] 457 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,029 Alright. 458 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,898 [man] Eat a dick, dyke! 459 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:15,468 Get out the truck and see what happens! I ain't playin'! 460 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,336 - Suck my dick, Black bitch! - Fuck you! 461 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,972 [Barbie] Yeah, that's what I thought. Keep drivin'! 462 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,308 - Fuck you, bitches! - Fuck you want, faggots? 463 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,176 [Tina] Go back to Fresno, boneheads! 464 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,713 - [horn honking] - We'll see you punks later! 465 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:31,884 [indistinct chatter] 466 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:33,986 You okay? 467 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,088 Yeah. 468 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,091 I'll be right back. 469 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,194 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 470 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,696 Nazis trippin' again? 471 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,699 I don't know how we went from Black Panthers 472 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,334 to Skinheads running wild in this city. 473 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,503 But all I know is somebody fell asleep at the wheel 474 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,539 - to let that shit happen. - People need reminding, 475 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,240 ain't nothing cool about being a Nazi. 476 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,577 It's 1987. You'd think people would know by now, but, no. 477 00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,179 Fo sho. You and your friend. 478 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:01,948 I've seen you before. 479 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,249 You're in Danger Zone, right? 480 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,951 Yeah. You've seen us? 481 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,686 I saw you perform at the open mic night 482 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,354 at La Peña a few weeks back. 483 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,789 There was like ten people there. 484 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,090 I was one of 'em. 485 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,726 Hey, good news, it was not in the toilet. 486 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,295 Bad news, I think somebody pissed on it anyway. 487 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,398 - Who's this? - I'm Lenny G. 488 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,767 - Lenny G? - Lenny G? 489 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,535 - I work with Too $hort. - We know who you are! 490 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,270 Girl, he knows who we are. 491 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,706 - Quit playin'. - He saw us at open mic night. 492 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,140 There was like ten people there. 493 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,476 And he was one of 'em. 494 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,710 We got a show coming up. 495 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,211 Why don't you two come on stage, 496 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,480 spit some rhymes with $hort? 497 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,314 And why don't you shut the fuck up? 498 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,750 - Let the man speak. - What? He ain't being real. 499 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,418 $hort wanna try something new. 500 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,287 A battle rap section to the show. 501 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,322 And based on what I saw from y'all two, 502 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,058 I suspect y'all can hold your own with him. 503 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,661 And I suspect your suspicions are correct. 504 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,064 - We'll be there. - Cool. 505 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,000 You might wanna have something planned, 506 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,167 in case you get nervous. 507 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,336 [laughs] Yeah, we don't get nervous. 508 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,140 - Okay. We'll find out. - Right. 509 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,442 See you there! Thank you! 510 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,947 Shit, I'm nervous. 511 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,082 - Girl, me too! - [shoes clacking] 512 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:13,152 - ["Two Hearts" playing] - [crowd chattering] 513 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:32,471 We gotta stay ready 'cause they don't protect us. 514 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,607 These motherfuckers need to respect us. 515 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:35,875 Here's the question... 516 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,712 ["Two Hearts" playing in background] 517 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,681 [exhales] What about this finale? 518 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:42,882 What about it? 519 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,316 I think we need to practice it again. 520 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,152 Ooh, we already practiced it. 521 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,188 [The Guy] Hello, ladies. 522 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,024 How about you cut the chit-chat 523 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:55,294 and practice getting me some ice cream here, 524 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,964 - what do you say? - What can I get for you? 525 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,966 Um, how's your bubble gum? 526 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,536 It's good if you like bubble gum. 527 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,804 Let me get a taste. 528 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:14,914 Mmm. 529 00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,249 Yeah, I see what you mean. 530 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,752 Um, can you blow bubbles with this gum? 531 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,588 Yeah, I-I guess so. 532 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:23,990 [sucks teeth] 533 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,357 [rattles] 534 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,493 What else can you blow? 535 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,030 [exhales] 536 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,532 What's your favorite flavor? 537 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,867 - [Barbie] Um... - [The Guy's lips smack] 538 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,169 Oh, wait a minute, let me guess... 539 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,339 I bet you love the chocolate showers. 540 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:41,741 - Am I right? - [Barbie scoffs] 541 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,175 [tense music] 542 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,877 - You know what? - [tense music] 543 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,914 - [thuds] - I think I know exactly what's you want. 544 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:51,851 You look like straight-up vanilla to me. 545 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,120 Don't judge a book by its badge. 546 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:57,023 I've been known to have a sweet tooth for the dark stuff. 547 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:59,859 [car horn honking in distance] 548 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,628 Is that right? 549 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,731 What's the expression? Ah, that's it. 550 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,033 The darker the berry-- 551 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,367 The harder the slap. 552 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,369 I don't think that's it. 553 00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:11,938 You wanna find out? 554 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:14,807 What can I get for you today, officer? 555 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,043 [distant traffic droning] 556 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,711 Give me a sugar cone of vanilla. 557 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:20,747 - [thuds] - Great choice. 558 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:23,549 - Two dollars. - [hands thud on counter] 559 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,226 Aren't you forgetting something? 560 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,164 ["Two Hearts" continues] 561 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:42,669 Looks like somebody's got a freebie comin' his way! 562 00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:45,738 I'd like my hole punched, please. 563 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,753 - [door opens] - Fucking pervert. 564 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,289 - [door thuds] - Hey, could we get some help over here? 565 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,092 Oh, you want us to help you now? 566 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,161 Don't start with me, Jesse Jackson. 567 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,530 [thudding] 568 00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:16,602 [sighs] 569 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,437 What can I get for you today, sir? 570 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:21,974 - [distant traffic droning] - [chair creaks] 571 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,542 [car door creaks, thuds] 572 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,011 Where's my rocky road? 573 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,345 They were out. 574 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,214 They were out of rocky road? 575 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,315 Yep. 576 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,784 So you didn't think to ask me if I wanted something else? 577 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,285 - Nope. - [distant whooping] 578 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:36,989 - Fucking bitch! - [car engine starts, revs] 579 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:40,159 ["Two Hearts" playing] 580 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,835 Ay yo. Would you ever take a beginner class of Psytopics with me? 581 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:50,402 Psytopics? 582 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:53,639 - No, ma'am. - I mean, they say 583 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:56,142 - classes could help control your reality. - And you believe that? 584 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,410 You ain't never thought about changing your reality? 585 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,512 We can change it tonight. 586 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:02,214 Look, all I'm saying is, 587 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,583 what if there is more to free up here 588 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,320 in order to get free out here. 589 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,758 Okay, damn, that was deep. 590 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,326 I'll meditate on that one. 591 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,597 I guess you didn't hear about Yolanda. 592 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:20,432 What about her? 593 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,568 She worked at Psytopics 594 00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,104 for, like, six months. 595 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,773 Then, one day during class, 596 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,375 she just started bleeding from her eyes and ears. 597 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,710 - [clicks tongue] Nah! - Yeah! 598 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,579 Ask Cherry, she was there. 599 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:35,614 She thought her head was about to explode. 600 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,384 - Yeah, that shit crazy. - [scoffs] 601 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,419 I mean, they at least gave her a refund. 602 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,054 Oh, I hope so. 603 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:43,890 [laughs] 604 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:47,059 ["Love Come Down" playing] 605 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,463 [both laughing] 606 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,265 She sure shouldn't. 607 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,868 - [Entice] Did you see that? - Yeah. 608 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,975 Hey, um, we're Barbie and Entice. 609 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,410 We should be on the guest list. 610 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,912 Oh, yeah, groupies around back. 611 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,713 - [Entice] Groupies? - [Barbie] Oh, hell, no. 612 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:08,915 We ain't no groupies. 613 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,149 We're from Danger Zone. 614 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,884 [sighs deeply] 615 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:12,952 What's y'all name? 616 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:15,587 Entice. E-N-T-I-C-E. 617 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,723 Barbie. B-A-R-B-I-E. 618 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,391 [sighs] 619 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,793 I ain't got you on the guest list. 620 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:24,563 Shit, see, I knew that dude was lyin'. Damn! 621 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:25,898 Look, are you sure? 622 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,835 You're on the artist list. 623 00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:32,171 ["Love Come Down" continues] 624 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,739 The artist list. 625 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:34,807 Yeah, 626 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,976 that's us. 627 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,845 - Artists. - [chuckles] 628 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,112 Danger Zone. 629 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,613 - [flashlight clicks] - So, listen. 630 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,482 Green room's through that door, end of the hall. 631 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:46,118 Alright? Fo sho, have fun! 632 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,424 Artists we're... Artists. 633 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,495 - Ooh! - Where is it? 634 00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:58,264 He said at the end of the hall. 635 00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,465 Is this it? 636 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,334 Oh, shit! 637 00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,970 [woman moans] 638 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,839 - I'm sorry. - Oh, come on, $hort. 639 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:08,540 [door creaks, thuds] 640 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:10,676 What happened? 641 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:11,978 $hort's in there. 642 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,947 For real? Then why didn't you go in? 643 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,682 He eating pussy. 644 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,451 Oh. 645 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,389 Maybe we should give him a minute then. 646 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,790 Maybe five... 647 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,226 ten minutes? 648 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:33,132 - [door opens] - [people chattering] 649 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:34,500 [door thuds] 650 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:40,206 - End of the hall. - Right. 651 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,341 [commentator] They can't wake Sleepy! 652 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,543 [indistinct shouting] 653 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,880 Sleepy Floyd is Superman! [continues indistinctly] 654 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,982 [Lenny G] Mothafucker called him Superman! 655 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,684 Hey, 'sup, y'all? 656 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:53,886 Danger Zone! 657 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,421 Can y'all believe this game? 658 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,756 - Sleepy goin' off! - Cool. 659 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,159 Hey, make yourself comfortable. 660 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:01,327 Y'all wanna drink? 661 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,995 - Sure. - No. Thanks. 662 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,031 [indistinct chatter] 663 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,835 Lenny, you know, we ain't really talk about money. 664 00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:10,869 - Right. - [bottle cap clinks] 665 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,571 I was thinking 5% of the door. 666 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,739 Cool? 667 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:17,910 Hey, find me after the show, okay? 668 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,179 Alright, sure. 669 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,748 [commentator indistinct] 670 00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:24,216 Hey, you okay? 671 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,054 Yeah, I just thought we was gonna go over it 672 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,355 at least one more time. 673 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,691 You'll feel it, okay, I promise you. 674 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,297 I need a bathroom. 675 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,733 [distant cheering] 676 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,136 [sighing deeply] 677 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:49,141 [Barbie knocks] 678 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,978 Come on, the show's starting! 679 00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:54,780 Go ahead, I'll be there in a minute. 680 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,316 [Barbie] You sure you're okay? 681 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,052 Yeah. 682 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,421 Yeah, just-just gimme a minute. 683 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,091 [Barbie] Aight. 684 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,928 [sighs] 685 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,730 [chanting] We want $hort! 686 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:14,400 We want $hort! We want $hort! 687 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:15,934 Alright, y'all! 688 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:18,404 Give it up for the man y'all came to see! 689 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,606 Oakland's own, 690 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:24,643 Too $hort! 691 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:27,579 - [upbeat rap music] - [cheering] 692 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,351 * These are the tales, the freaky tales * 693 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:35,487 * These are the tales that I tell so well * 694 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:38,357 * These are the tales, the freaky tales * 695 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,493 * These are the tales that I tell so well * 696 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,430 * I met this girl, her name was Joan * 697 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:47,566 * She loved the way I rocked on the microphone * 698 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:50,269 * When I met Joan, I took her home * 699 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:53,639 * She was just like a doggy all on my bone * 700 00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,741 What was going through your head in the fourth quarter? 701 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,310 Um, I wasn't really thinking at all, Jim. 702 00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,978 It was a strange feeling, uh, 703 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,814 as if I left my body for a few minutes of it. 704 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,317 Well, you certainly were playing like a man possessed. 705 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,319 - Congratulations. - Uh, thank you. 706 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,188 I just wanna say hi out there to my mom, 707 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,090 and my girlfriend, Andrea, watching at home. 708 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,424 [Jim] We'll be right back 709 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,426 with the post-game show after the break. 710 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,996 [man] Before I went to Psytopics, my life was outta control. 711 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,498 I was on the street. 712 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:20,832 I didn't care about anyone, 713 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,168 and no one cared about me. 714 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,502 But everything changed 715 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,670 when I took my first class 716 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,238 at the Spiritual Learning Center. 717 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:29,041 I learned there's a cosmic force all around us. 718 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,610 Anyone can tap into it, even you. 719 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,412 It's not a joke, trust me. 720 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,516 If you wanna change your life, start by trusting your mind. 721 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,518 Start by trusting Psytopics. 722 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:43,655 * My girlfriend's name was Michelle * 723 00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:45,157 * Her booty was bigger * 724 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,625 - * than a tail on a whale * - Good to go? 725 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,294 - Yeah. - * When I freaked Michelle * 726 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:50,062 * I freaked her well * 727 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:52,998 * Her pussy got hotter than the flames in Hell * 728 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,069 So right about now, 729 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,438 - I wanna try something new. - [audience cheering] 730 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,273 I feel like battling tonight. 731 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,542 - [audience cheering] Yeah! - Who with me? 732 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:07,546 [audience cheering] 733 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,348 But I don't think nobody crazy enough 734 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:11,617 to jump on this stage with Too $hort! 735 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,686 Oh, wait, hold up, hold up! 736 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,755 I think we found somebody. 737 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,724 What's this WrestleMania bullshit? 738 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,726 Is Danger Zone in the house? 739 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,895 - Okay, that's us, let's go! - Oh, no, wait. 740 00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:26,932 - They set us up. - What? 741 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,201 - [Lenny G] Where you at... - They wanna humiliate us. 742 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:30,902 What are you talking about? 743 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,972 Girl, they are calling us on stage, now, let's go! 744 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,574 I don't think they showed up. 745 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,075 They think we're a joke. 746 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,944 - Bitch, do you see me joking? - Danger Zone? 747 00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:41,480 - I don't even know them. - [Lenny G] There they go! 748 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,484 Give it up for Danger Zone, y'all! 749 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,453 - [man] Damn, they crazy. - [scattered applause] 750 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:49,255 [indistinct chatter] 751 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,592 - Y'all ready, right? - Fuck, yeah, we ready. 752 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:54,893 Then let's do this. 753 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,497 [upbeat rap music] 754 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,832 - * Say, hoe * - [audience clamors] 755 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,402 - * Yeah, you * - [clamoring] 756 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,070 * Can I ask you a question? * 757 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,072 [man] Ask 'em, $hort! 758 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,908 - * You like to fuck? * - [clamoring continues] 759 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,344 * Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that? * 760 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:15,381 * Oh, you like to make love? * 761 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,816 * I saw you walking down the street so I had to stop * 762 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,918 * Turn up the radio and drop the top * 763 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:22,554 * I see you look so good and you're so fine * 764 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,756 * Young tender, would you be mine? * 765 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,159 * I put you in my car, drive you to my house * 766 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:28,227 * 'Cause I'm a mack * 767 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,595 * I cold turn you out * 768 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,198 * I won't ask and I sure won't beg * 769 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:34,065 * Reach right over and rub your leg * 770 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,502 * I let my hand slide between your miniskirt * 771 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,937 * Put my finger in your panties, start goin' to work * 772 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,207 * What time is it, don't watch the clock * 773 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,675 * Lay back, baby doll, and I'll rock the cock * 774 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,011 * Funky fresh I am, and I always can * 775 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,214 * Freak nasty, I'm the man * 776 00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:50,716 * I take you out to the finest restaurant * 777 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,084 * Buy you any damn thing that you want * 778 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:55,354 * You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose * 779 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,723 * But later on you're coming out with them pantyhose * 780 00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,091 * You want gold, girl, what's next? * 781 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,428 * It's me and you, doing the sex * 782 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,796 * So now you know I'm just a freak * 783 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,098 * Give it up, baby, I can't wait two weeks * 784 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,535 * I want it all, don't say I won't * 785 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,003 * Get it, girl, now I'm telling you don't * 786 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,872 [cheering] 787 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,177 Come on. 788 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,681 [inhales] Nigga-- 789 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,082 [audience groaning] 790 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,585 You got this, don't fight it. 791 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,722 - Just breathe, now, tell him. - [mystical music] 792 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,124 * Nigga, please, you provoke no feeling * 793 00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:35,561 * You must've forgot the girls of whom you're dealing * 794 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,496 * We haven't the urge to get busy * 795 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,531 - * Like those dizzy Lizzies * - * Who used to dance for you * 796 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:41,132 - * You're through * - * I can't put it more blunt * 797 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,469 * Your vocab is restricted, you're addicted * 798 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,203 * To the words you inflicted * 799 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:47,406 - * Time after time * - * Line after line * 800 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,641 * Talking 'bout the bitches that are on your mind * 801 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:51,176 - * Do they call you $hort... * - * 'Cause of your height? * 802 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,978 * Or your width? Diss me, boy * 803 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:54,846 * I'll hang your balls from a cliff * 804 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,348 - * Wrapped around a slinky * - * You're a dinky * 805 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:57,783 - * It's an easy task * - * To the corner * 806 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,351 * 'Cause the curb didn't want your ass * 807 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,253 * Your name is Yuck Mouth, you don't brush * 808 00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:03,154 * Gotta cover your mouth like this * 809 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,923 * They call you Yuck Mouth * 810 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,992 - * You refuse to brush * - * No, sweetheart * 811 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,260 * You can keep that kiss * 812 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,761 * You're a freak with no tail * 813 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,830 * You have no ass, class, you can't pass * 814 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,999 - * You're simply trash * - * You're a typical nigga * 815 00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:15,567 * The kind you don't take home * 816 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:16,535 - * This is Entice * - * And Barbie * 817 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,003 * From the Danger Zone * 818 00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:20,038 * Like a short dog that carries fleas * 819 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:21,840 - * You make my ass - * Itch, twitch * 820 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,609 - * Don't you wish * - * You could scratch it? * 821 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,277 * And grab it like you want it * 822 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:27,346 * The name fits 'cause you're all up on it * 823 00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:32,050 - [echoes] * On it * - [cheering] 824 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,185 - Alright. - [upbeat rap music] 825 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,388 * Yeah, check * 826 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:37,789 * Get mad if you want * 827 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:38,957 * I won't front * 828 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,158 * When it's time to hump * 829 00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,627 * I won't be no punk * 830 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,729 * Roll your ass over and tap the butt * 831 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,797 * Too $hort, baby, all in them guts * 832 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:48,367 * I'm not your ABC, from the alphabet * 833 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,536 * Every letter I'll write will make your pussy wet * 834 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,971 * I'm a player, bitch, I thought you knew * 835 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,040 * Like every other nigga in my crew * 836 00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:57,643 * I bump hoes, now it's your turn * 837 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,045 * Tell me, young tender, when will you learn? * 838 00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:02,348 * I cold mack like pimps you know * 839 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,683 * Won't sell you dope or sell you blow * 840 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:07,486 * Just your average everyday straight bump up, bitch * 841 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,321 * My gold rings come from spits * 842 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,090 * Look, baby, you know what I want * 843 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,992 * You acting like it's that time of the month * 844 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,226 * Are you bleeding? * 845 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:16,995 * Can't think about sex * 846 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,530 * Irritated by your Kotex * 847 00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:19,898 * We don't need to kiss * 848 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,433 * We don't have to fuck * 849 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,535 * I'll pull out my dick, bitch, you can suck * 850 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:30,041 [audience cheering, chattering] 851 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,412 - Let's see if y'all can top that. - Y'all better come with it. 852 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,747 - * Punk, I'm not a tease * - * I'm not a skeezer * 853 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,916 * And most definitely not a dick pleaser * 854 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:39,685 * You're dreaming, and scheming, and fiending * 855 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:40,952 - * For my lust * - * You don't have enough * 856 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,320 * For you I feel disgust * 857 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,522 - * Wait * - Small things I hate * 858 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:44,623 * For goodness' sakes * 859 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:45,857 * If I wanted someone small * 860 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,393 * I would masturbate * 861 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,260 * I'm not talking 'bout your height, weight * 862 00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:50,762 - * Or what you dream * - * When I say Too $hort * 863 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,330 - * You know what I mean * - * You see * 864 00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:53,865 - * I need a man * - * Not a boy * 865 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,467 - * To approach me * - * Your lame game * 866 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:56,568 * Really insults me * 867 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:57,703 * Your name is Too $hort * 868 00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:58,937 * Or shall I say too skinny * 869 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,071 * If size were money, honey * 870 00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:01,407 * You wouldn't have a penny * 871 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,174 * Little boy, you're not a player * 872 00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:04,643 - * I'm your savior * - * To try to get at me shows * 873 00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:06,244 * Audacious behavior * 874 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:08,279 * You wanna bit of danger, step into my zone * 875 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:09,615 * You call yourself a dog * 876 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:10,982 * That's how I'll send you home * 877 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:13,018 * With your tail between your legs * 878 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,486 - * Screeching and whining * - * Nigga say you got some * 879 00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:15,421 - * Nigga, please * - * You're lying * 880 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,322 * 'Cause to fight the feeling * 881 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:18,824 - * There would have to be one * - * And mathematically * 882 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:20,091 - * Me plus you * - * Equals none * 883 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:25,431 [audience cheering, shouting] 884 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:38,944 [Lenny G] Let's give it up for Danger Zone! 885 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:42,113 [audience cheering] 886 00:39:48,353 --> 00:39:51,056 [bus engine revving] 887 00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:01,032 - [both giggling] - Girl! [groans softly] 888 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:05,403 [upbeat music] 889 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,995 [upbeat electronic music] 890 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,235 [Too $hort] The third chapter... 891 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:47,445 [beeping] 892 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:50,616 [line ringing] 893 00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,283 [receptionist] Dr. Seale's office. 894 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,119 [Clint] Dr. Seale, please. 895 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:58,690 [birds chirping in distance] 896 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:02,127 - [Dr. Seale] Hello? - Dr. Seale, it's Clint. 897 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,329 How is she? 898 00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:07,265 I've been trying to reach you. 899 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,101 I'm afraid she didn't make it. 900 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,503 What? 901 00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,705 I'm sorry to have to tell you like this. 902 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,473 We did everything we could. 903 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,677 What do you mean? She's dead? She died? 904 00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:21,012 I don't understand. I was just there. 905 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,514 I'm sorry, Clint. 906 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,182 She took a turn for the worse. 907 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,686 There was just too much bleeding. 908 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,655 We couldn't get her back to the OR in time. 909 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,823 [tense music] 910 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,326 What about the baby? 911 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,997 She's in the NICU. Unresponsive. 912 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,900 We're doing what we can, but it doesn't look good. 913 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,469 Where are you, Clint? 914 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,838 There are some police here. 915 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,607 They'd like to ask you some questions 916 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,476 about the, uh, the incident. 917 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:56,147 [tense music] 918 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,522 [creaks, thuds] 919 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:37,355 [exhales deeply] 920 00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:59,210 [suspenseful music] 921 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:12,991 Any requests? 922 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,593 [Grace] The Fly. 923 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,528 No. Nothing scary. 924 00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:18,930 Sid & Nancy. 925 00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,598 I wanted to watch it last year, but you said-- 926 00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:23,134 I hate that music. It's just noise. 927 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,970 - It gives me a headache. - [mimics] 928 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:27,505 Oh, I said that? 929 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,407 Yup. 930 00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:31,743 And then I said, "It's not just noise. 931 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,444 It's actually about something." 932 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,113 And what'd I say? 933 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,315 [mimics Clint] "Yeah? What's it about?" 934 00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,517 [chuckles] And you said? 935 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,653 "Emotional anarchy." 936 00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:43,655 Cool. 937 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:45,691 You said that too. 938 00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,358 And then we watched The Money Pit. 939 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,194 Which was not a bad movie. 940 00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:53,965 That actor's from Oakland. 941 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,502 He used to sell hot dogs at A's games. 942 00:43:57,602 --> 00:44:00,371 I shook him down in the parking lot after a game once. 943 00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:05,543 I'm pretty sure it was him. 944 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,015 I'll see if they have it. 945 00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:11,683 Be careful. 946 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,855 [car door squeaking] 947 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,023 [car door slams] 948 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:23,561 Clint. 949 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:27,699 Hurry back. 950 00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:41,079 [door closes] 951 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,814 [suspenseful music] 952 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:45,917 - [sirens wailing distantly] - [distant shouting] 953 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,088 [sports commentary on radio] 954 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,489 Hello? 955 00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:52,858 [store owner] Just a minute. 956 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:55,026 [Clint] What's the score? 957 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:57,062 [store owner] Lakers up big. 958 00:44:58,063 --> 00:44:59,064 Damn. 959 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:02,567 You know, we got lucky against The Mailman, 960 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:05,871 but these Warriors cannot keep up with Magic. 961 00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:08,173 - Yeah, well, you never know. - I mean, look, 962 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,876 I'm just a movie guy. I don't know much about sports, 963 00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:13,945 but it's pretty obvious the brooms are coming out tomorrow. 964 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,782 - Can't win 'em all I guess. - No, definitely cannot. 965 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,886 Which is why we love the underdogs. 966 00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:23,354 They're a projection of ourselves. 967 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:24,756 We're all just a bunch of losers. 968 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,257 We cannot kill Darth Vader, 969 00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,259 and we cannot win a rumble against the Soviets, 970 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,361 and we definitely cannot beat LA. 971 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:31,529 And yet, 972 00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:35,100 the underdog believes they can achieve the impossible. 973 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:39,070 Top five underdog movies, go. 974 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,773 - Oh, I'm actually here for-- - Let's begin with the obvious, 975 00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:44,309 Rocky. Most people assume it's number one, 976 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,211 and I think it's best just to get it out of the way. 977 00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:48,646 It's probably your number one, am I right? Nevermind. 978 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,049 Number four, it just came out last year, 979 00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:52,951 it's already an instant classic. 980 00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:55,921 You know where I'm going, right? Come on, basketball man. 981 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:58,589 Dennis Hopper, in the same year as Blue Velvet, 982 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:00,926 breaking our hearts both on and off the court. 983 00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:02,928 Say it with me on three. 984 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:04,896 One, two, three. Hoosiers! 985 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:07,999 - I haven't seen it. - And you call yourself a basketball fan? 986 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,667 No. I'm just here for some movies. 987 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,602 And I'm giving them to you, Slim. 988 00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:13,304 [scoffs] That's my job. 989 00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:14,605 Number three. 990 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:15,773 - [slams table] - Let's have it. 991 00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:16,908 The Dirty Dozen. 992 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,609 - I've seen that. - Underdogs 993 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:20,478 on a suicide mission to kill Nazis. 994 00:46:20,578 --> 00:46:21,779 Works on multiple levels. 995 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,081 - Right. - Number two, 996 00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:25,683 Sidney Lumet directed this courtroom drama 997 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,120 from a perfect script by David Mamet, 998 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,755 starring Paul Newman 999 00:46:30,822 --> 00:46:34,192 at his incomparable ambulance-chasing best. 1000 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:38,663 The Verdict. 1001 00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:41,132 - I heard that was good. - No, you didn't. 1002 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,768 What you probably heard is that it is amazing. 1003 00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:46,171 So why haven't you seen it yet? 1004 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:47,638 Are you even ready for number one? 1005 00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,307 You have no idea. 1006 00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:51,943 In his review of this 1979 film, 1007 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:54,479 Roger Ebert wrote, quote, 1008 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,183 "Movies like this hardly ever get made. 1009 00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,650 When they're made this well, 1010 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:03,188 they become precious cinematic miracles." Unquote. 1011 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:05,356 - Name that picture. - Look, 1012 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,458 I'm not here to play Jeopardy. I'm here for some, 1013 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:10,061 uh, specific titles. 1014 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,797 I'm trying to provide you with an experience. 1015 00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,666 I appreciate it. Do you have... 1016 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,504 Big Trouble in Little China? 1017 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,707 Somebody just checked that out. Sorry. 1018 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:25,676 For a more nuanced portrait of San Francisco's Chinatown, 1019 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,245 I recommend Chan is Missing. 1020 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,047 What about Tough Guys? 1021 00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,782 New releases. Anything else? 1022 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,418 Ruthless People. 1023 00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:36,387 And? 1024 00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:39,925 The Color of Money. 1025 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:42,593 [tense music] 1026 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,330 And I thought you were here for the movies. 1027 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:47,498 - How much? - Five hundred. 1028 00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:52,770 - Behind the curtain. - [thuds] 1029 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,240 - Good luck. - [phone ringing] 1030 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,341 Hey. 1031 00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:58,910 So what's number one? 1032 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,579 I'll tell you when you come out. 1033 00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,114 Late Night Video. 1034 00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:06,551 No, some jackass stole our entire collection. 1035 00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:09,955 But have you seen Scanners? It's basically the same idea. 1036 00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:11,689 Yeah. See ya. 1037 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:14,259 [clicks, whirs] 1038 00:48:14,359 --> 00:48:19,264 - [whirring] - [suspenseful music] 1039 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:21,532 - [upbeat electronic music] - [clicks] 1040 00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:23,234 [volume increases] 1041 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:26,204 ["I Wanna Be the One" by Stevie B playing] 1042 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:29,040 [sings along] * ...when I'm all alone * 1043 00:48:29,174 --> 00:48:32,843 * I think of you and I'm feeling strong * 1044 00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:35,413 * I'm wishing you would just look my way * 1045 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:40,986 ["I Wanna Be the One" continues] 1046 00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,788 - [chips clacking] - [Blowhard] All in, assholes! 1047 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,427 Call. 1048 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,330 Call? 1049 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,932 You're dumber than you look, Yung. You know that? 1050 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:57,002 I thought Asians were supposed to be smart. 1051 00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,237 - Oh, yeah. - [group giggling] 1052 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:05,176 [clears throat] 1053 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,179 Goddammit! 1054 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:11,116 [Clint] Ouch. That looked painful. 1055 00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:12,783 [Blowhard] Ah, shit. 1056 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,154 [scoffs] Did that video dork let you in? 1057 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:19,690 I bought in like everyone else. 1058 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,592 [Blowhard] Okay, look. You saw that, right? 1059 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:24,529 - Hella bad beat. I'm sorry. - [sighs] 1060 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:26,931 Why didn't you say something when you came in? I... 1061 00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:29,034 I had the money ten seconds ago. It's still on the table. 1062 00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:31,002 You were in the middle of a hand. 1063 00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:34,839 [sighing] 1064 00:49:34,939 --> 00:49:36,374 Yung, do me a favor. 1065 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,975 I'm sorry to ask this, but can I keep some of that 1066 00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:39,677 so I can get this clown off my back? 1067 00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:42,480 No, no, no. That's his money. I can't take his money. 1068 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,282 What do you care? I'm gonna pay him back! 1069 00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:46,617 He's not gonna pay you back, Yung. 1070 00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:48,786 You're gonna have to hire a guy like me to rough him up for you. 1071 00:49:48,853 --> 00:49:51,156 It's a nasty business. Don't get involved. 1072 00:49:51,256 --> 00:49:52,157 [sighs] 1073 00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:53,891 [chair creaks] 1074 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,561 Come on. What are you doing? 1075 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,729 My job. 1076 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,531 [sighs] I thought you retired. 1077 00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:01,866 Aren't you having a kid? 1078 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,535 Hey, congratulations, by the way. 1079 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,171 Thank you. 1080 00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:09,174 Ah, kids are the best. Changed my life. 1081 00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:10,308 What do you have? 1082 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,642 Two boys. 1083 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,511 No. 1084 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,380 What do you have for The Guy? 1085 00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:16,914 Nothing. 1086 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,984 You saw what happened. Yung took my money. 1087 00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:21,252 It's right there. 1088 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,720 'Cause Asians are smarter. 1089 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,191 Okay, listen. Check this out. 1090 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,093 Careful. 1091 00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:30,728 Ah, er... [scoffs] 1092 00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:34,399 Courtside seats. 1093 00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:36,000 Game 4. 1094 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:37,868 Warriors-Lakers. 1095 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,671 These are worth at least a thousand. 1096 00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:42,440 Anybody know how much these tickets are worth? 1097 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,841 Five hundred, tops. 1098 00:50:43,908 --> 00:50:45,676 What? No way, man. 1099 00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:48,246 We're talking about the showtime Lakers. 1100 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:50,215 Jack Nicholson would pay a grand a piece. 1101 00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:51,782 Do you know Jack Nicholson? 1102 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:55,786 No. But I'm sure I could make a few phone calls. 1103 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,688 Alright? I think he'd be very interested. 1104 00:50:58,223 --> 00:51:00,091 - Okay. - Okay, what? 1105 00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:01,392 Make some calls. 1106 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,594 If you can sell 'em, I'll wait. 1107 00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:06,464 [tense music] 1108 00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:08,233 Will somebody buy these? 1109 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,367 - Mm-mm. - Please? 1110 00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:10,801 - [overlapping] - Two-fifty. 1111 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,270 Kiss my ass, $250. 1112 00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:14,239 - Alright. Forget it then. - Forget you then. 1113 00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:15,306 Okay. 1114 00:51:16,374 --> 00:51:17,542 [exhales deeply] 1115 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:20,911 I'll give these tickets to The Guy. 1116 00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:22,880 I'll say they're worth $500, more or less. 1117 00:51:22,947 --> 00:51:24,815 More. Definitely more. 1118 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,817 But, okay, fine. Thank you. 1119 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,619 You know it's not enough though. 1120 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,589 [sighs] What? 1121 00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:36,060 It's not enough. 1122 00:51:36,127 --> 00:51:38,229 - Those are courtside seats. - Right or left? 1123 00:51:38,296 --> 00:51:39,297 Under the basket. 1124 00:51:39,397 --> 00:51:40,398 Right... 1125 00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:42,567 or left? 1126 00:51:44,902 --> 00:51:46,504 Come on, Clint. Is this necessary? 1127 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:47,638 You want me to choose? 1128 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,807 [sighs] Fuck it. 1129 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:51,742 - [finger cracks] - Ow! 1130 00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:53,311 - [men] Ooh. - Fuck! 1131 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,446 - [groans] - Ah, you're alright. 1132 00:51:55,546 --> 00:51:57,682 - Fucking A! Fuck! - This yours? 1133 00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,284 Fuck! [pants] 1134 00:51:59,384 --> 00:52:01,686 - Yeah. - [indistinct chatter] 1135 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:04,989 - You okay to drive? Yeah? - Yeah. 1136 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,526 Well, fellas... 1137 00:52:10,228 --> 00:52:11,128 [sighs] 1138 00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:12,630 I'm officially retired. 1139 00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:13,998 - [man] Yeah! - [Yung] Good luck, homie. 1140 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,466 * I need you girl * 1141 00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:17,535 - * And I need you now * - [door opens] 1142 00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:21,138 - [song continues] - [door closes] 1143 00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:28,379 [indistinct commentary on radio continues] 1144 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,047 What happened to the other guy? 1145 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,148 What other guy? 1146 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,117 The other dude who works here. 1147 00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:35,853 He was gonna tell me the best underdog movie of all time. 1148 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:40,057 I'm the only one here today. 1149 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,726 No, there was another guy. 1150 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:45,663 A little older. Maybe the owner? 1151 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:49,033 But you're the owner, sir. 1152 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:51,469 You've always been the owner. 1153 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,508 I'm just fucking with you. That was Hank. 1154 00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,810 [chuckles] He's hella intense, huh? 1155 00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:01,812 Oh, he's just on his lunch break, so... 1156 00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:13,358 [suspenseful music] 1157 00:53:19,364 --> 00:53:25,503 [whirring] 1158 00:53:31,576 --> 00:53:33,544 [clerk] Uh, your nose... 1159 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,581 Here. 1160 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,055 Go Warriors. 1161 00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:49,460 [on radio] Credit to the Lakers. They just know how to win. 1162 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,597 - [continues indistinctly] - [car passing by] 1163 00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:02,540 [car door slams] 1164 00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,410 Aw! 1165 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:08,279 - [exhales] - You'll watch it with me? 1166 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,148 Cost me 90 bucks, you bet your ass I'm gonna watch it with you. 1167 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:14,084 - You bought this? - I ran the numbers, and I figured 1168 00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:16,621 we still come out ahead on late fees. 1169 00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,392 So? 1170 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,298 [exhales] You know what this is? 1171 00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,434 A fist of fury. 1172 00:54:29,534 --> 00:54:31,068 It was a fist of fury. 1173 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:34,672 Now it's just a hand. [chuckles] 1174 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:37,074 - So no more punching? - No more punching. 1175 00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:38,676 At least not for money. 1176 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:40,945 Well, damn, baby, let's celebrate! 1177 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:44,749 Okay, but before we go to Reno, can we stop at Cody's? 1178 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:47,918 This new lady at work said that she has this Psytopics book. 1179 00:54:48,453 --> 00:54:50,120 She said it'll change my life. 1180 00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:53,858 You don't need a book to change your life, baby. 1181 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:07,037 [tense music] 1182 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,373 Look at me. 1183 00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:11,175 [keys jingle] 1184 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:12,777 [tense music continues] 1185 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:14,445 You know who I am? 1186 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:19,550 - No. - Look closer. 1187 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,653 Subtract seven years from my face. 1188 00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,223 Now imagine, 1189 00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:29,827 I'm watching you kill my father. 1190 00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:35,866 - [punches landing] - [man groaning] 1191 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:40,638 It ends when The Guy says it ends! 1192 00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:42,373 - [punches thudding] - [grunts] 1193 00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:43,741 [Antonio yells] Stop! 1194 00:55:44,442 --> 00:55:47,478 [tense music] 1195 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,365 I'm sorry. 1196 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:13,538 I'm not the same person that did that to your father. 1197 00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,573 [sobs] The thing is, 1198 00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:18,175 I don't care. 1199 00:56:19,977 --> 00:56:22,079 [tense music intensifies] 1200 00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:23,213 [gun fires] 1201 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:25,049 - [bullet shells clink] - [grunts] 1202 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,256 [breathing heavily] 1203 00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:35,626 Don't watch it without me, okay? 1204 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:42,600 No... 1205 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,202 No, no, no, no. 1206 00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:46,637 No, no, no! 1207 00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:48,639 [engine starts, revs] 1208 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:53,110 [tires screeching] 1209 00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:05,990 - [intense music] - [siren blares] 1210 00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:28,479 Hey, mister, you wanna buy a tape? 1211 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,748 I made this East Bay mix special for you. 1212 00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:32,182 Nah, kid, uh... 1213 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:35,085 It's got Too $hort, and I know you like $hort. 1214 00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:37,021 Richie Rich, Tower of Power. 1215 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,689 And if you don't like all that rap stuff, 1216 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,190 it's got Sly and the Family Stone, 1217 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,859 The Pointer Sisters, 1218 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,161 Sheila E., The Grateful Dead, 1219 00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:46,363 Operation Ivy, and Metallica, 1220 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,098 if you're a rock and roll guy. 1221 00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,877 Trade you for these. 1222 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,616 Pleasure doing business with you. 1223 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,476 [door creaks, closes] 1224 00:58:32,543 --> 00:58:34,244 [Tina] It's fucking awesome. 1225 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,213 - [Lucid indistinct] - [Tina chuckles] 1226 00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:39,483 - I love it, thank you. - [Lucid] Of course. 1227 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,587 Oh, shit, whoa-oh! [laughs] 1228 00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:44,589 Wait, you might wanna put that away. 1229 00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:49,894 [Dawson] You're late. 1230 00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,002 What's this? 1231 00:58:58,068 --> 00:58:59,436 Your fee. 1232 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,406 It's light. 1233 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,509 It's a taste. 1234 00:59:07,645 --> 00:59:09,614 Keep your taste, I want the entrée. 1235 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,617 We got one more job for you. 1236 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,519 - The Warrior thing. - The Warrior thing? 1237 00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:17,121 The basketball guys. 1238 00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:20,424 Can't talk about it here. 1239 00:59:20,524 --> 00:59:23,794 [utensils clink] 1240 00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:28,866 Yesterday was the last, last job. 1241 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,103 I did it, I'm done. 1242 00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:34,872 Fuck you. 1243 00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:36,874 Okay, I do not have time for this. 1244 00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:38,275 You are 30 minutes late. 1245 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,244 I'm gonna make this real easy for you. 1246 00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:41,612 You got two choices. 1247 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,415 You take that envelope, give it to The Guy, 1248 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:46,984 you pray he takes mercy on you, 1249 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:50,087 'cause that is nowhere near your debt. 1250 00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:52,589 Might be enough to buy you another day. 1251 00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:54,391 How you pay tomorrow's up to you. 1252 00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:56,727 What's he gonna do? Make me break my own legs? 1253 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:58,763 You've seen these younger guys in action. 1254 00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,766 Cooper, Tuck. They truly do not give a fuck. 1255 01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:04,234 They take a little too much joy in the work. 1256 01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:06,637 A lot more than you ever did. 1257 01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:09,306 And my second choice? 1258 01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:11,241 Slide that envelope back across the table, 1259 01:00:11,308 --> 01:00:13,243 do one more job with me and my crew tonight. 1260 01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:16,246 One more job. When's it ever end? 1261 01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:20,184 It ends when The Guy says it ends. 1262 01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:30,995 You forgot about door number three. 1263 01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,764 - There's no door number three. - [Clint breathes deeply] 1264 01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:35,432 Door number three is... 1265 01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:41,939 - [lighter flicks] - [tense music] 1266 01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:50,047 I see you in hell in a gasoline suit. 1267 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:51,782 [chuckles] 1268 01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:55,552 Okay. [laughs] 1269 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,454 Door number three it is. 1270 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,289 You know what this means, right? 1271 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:01,325 Everybody's on the table. 1272 01:01:01,425 --> 01:01:03,627 You, your family, your fuckin' dog, 1273 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,395 The Guy's coming after everybody. 1274 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,398 Well, I don't have a dog. 1275 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:12,536 And my parents died when I was 15, 1276 01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:16,573 and my pregnant wife was murdered yesterday. 1277 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,744 [tense music] 1278 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:27,184 The Guy wants me, he knows where to find me. 1279 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,653 But you may wanna warn him... 1280 01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:35,592 I got nothing left. 1281 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,662 [tense music] 1282 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,535 Pain, Clint. 1283 01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:49,706 Maybe you don't mind dying, 1284 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,911 but he's gonna collect on that pain before you do. 1285 01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:57,381 Good. 1286 01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:01,351 I've caused a lot of people a lot of pain in this town. 1287 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,089 Maybe it's my turn to bleed a little. 1288 01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,365 Can I see it? 1289 01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:19,403 [tense music continues] 1290 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:25,309 Who's it for? 1291 01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:27,211 Nazis. 1292 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,818 Aim for the neck. 1293 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,336 [whirs] 1294 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,071 ["So Very Hard To Go" by Tower of Power playing] 1295 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:56,140 [singer vocalizing] 1296 01:02:57,241 --> 01:02:58,542 [lighter flicks] 1297 01:02:58,675 --> 01:03:01,145 * Ain't nothin' I can say * 1298 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,681 * Nothin' I can do * 1299 01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:10,287 * I feel so bad, yeah * 1300 01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:12,923 * I feel so blue * 1301 01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:14,925 - [keys jingle] - [engine starts] 1302 01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:16,526 * Mmm * 1303 01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,597 * I got to make it right * 1304 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,034 * For everyone concerned * 1305 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:31,275 * Even if it's me, if it means, just me * 1306 01:03:32,076 --> 01:03:33,944 * Wants getting back * 1307 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,882 * 'Cause I can never... * 1308 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:41,318 - [tires screeching] - * ...make you unhappy * 1309 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,819 Clint Flood? 1310 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,721 We need you to ID a suspect. 1311 01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:47,024 * No, I couldn't do that, girl * 1312 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:49,960 * Only wish I didn't love you so... * 1313 01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:51,896 - [song stops] - [engine stops] 1314 01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:53,998 [commentator on radio] For the Warriors in this Game 4, 1315 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,633 the backcourt will be Sleepy Floyd and Chris Mullin... 1316 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:58,969 [continues indistinctly] 1317 01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:01,638 The underdog believes he can do the impossible. 1318 01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:05,042 Defeat the bully, 1319 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,579 sell enough mixtapes to get out of the hood, 1320 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,318 break enough bones to pay off his father's debt. 1321 01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,257 I'm done believing. 1322 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,594 I'm gonna die today. 1323 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,200 Most people go their whole lives not knowing when they're gonna die, 1324 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,401 fearing death. 1325 01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:35,339 But I can say with certainty, 1326 01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:41,078 this underdog has seen his last day. 1327 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:46,116 I'm okay with it. 1328 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:50,887 My time has come. 1329 01:04:52,923 --> 01:04:55,926 [mysterious music] 1330 01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:57,261 And that's okay. 1331 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,933 You hear what they found in the kid's car? 1332 01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:05,435 - What? - Psytopics Tape. 1333 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,738 [Pierce] Psytopics? They do the freaky commercials with the green eyes, right? 1334 01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:12,609 [indistinct chatter] 1335 01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:15,412 [tense music] 1336 01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:32,229 [packet crumples, thuds] 1337 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,178 Thanks. 1338 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:52,416 [phone ringing] 1339 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:03,160 [phone continues ringing] 1340 01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,362 [receiver clacks] 1341 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,797 Yeah. 1342 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:18,608 Okay. I guess you better tell him then. 1343 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:21,311 It's for you. 1344 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,019 - Hello? - [Dr. Seale] Clint? 1345 01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:31,088 Jesus Christ, it's Dr. Seale. 1346 01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:32,822 I have good news, Clint. 1347 01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:34,658 Your daughter is going to make it. 1348 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:37,227 She's in stable condition, she's responsive, 1349 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:38,828 she's very much alive. 1350 01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:42,866 She's alive? 1351 01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:45,935 Yes. Yes, goddammit, she's alive. 1352 01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:47,704 It's a fuckin' miracle. 1353 01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:49,239 Now get your ass back to the hospital 1354 01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,341 and meet your girl. You hear me? 1355 01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:57,047 - Yeah. - Are you coming back? 1356 01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:58,648 Yeah. 1357 01:06:58,715 --> 01:07:02,219 [tense music] 1358 01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,987 I just have to do, uh... 1359 01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:07,091 I just have to do one thing. 1360 01:07:07,191 --> 01:07:10,094 [tense music buildup] 1361 01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,502 Congratulations. 1362 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:22,372 Looks like you have something left after all. 1363 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:28,378 [tense music continues] 1364 01:07:43,227 --> 01:07:45,462 Number three, raise your head. 1365 01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:52,136 [clicks tongue] Yeah, just keep looking. 1366 01:07:53,002 --> 01:07:56,039 Take your time. We're not in a hurry. 1367 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,411 Number three. 1368 01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,247 Step forward. 1369 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:07,151 [breathing heavily] 1370 01:08:43,287 --> 01:08:44,788 [tense music sting] 1371 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,799 [Payton] He's right in front of you. 1372 01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:59,869 [soft ethereal music] 1373 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,104 It ain't him. 1374 01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,812 Now, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen. 1375 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:12,115 I've gotta get my daughter from the hospital, 1376 01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:14,851 and pick another day to die. 1377 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:21,024 [soft ethereal music continues] 1378 01:09:26,129 --> 01:09:30,133 [bouncy music] 1379 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:33,437 [electronic music] 1380 01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:34,904 [Too $hort] Final chapter... 1381 01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:46,383 - [truck rumbling] - [shouting rowdily] 1382 01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:50,387 [truck horn tooting] 1383 01:09:50,487 --> 01:09:54,558 [upbeat punk music] 1384 01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:56,360 [snorting] 1385 01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:08,272 [roars] 1386 01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:12,108 Larry Smith, Rolling Fort, Mississippi. 1387 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,579 Eight points per game, but rebounds are his specialty. 1388 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:18,214 He scored 15 points in Game 3. 1389 01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:19,916 Has no parents in town, 1390 01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,852 but he's got a girlfriend sitting in his comped seats, 1391 01:10:22,919 --> 01:10:24,754 row 12, section C. 1392 01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:27,624 He had a childhood friend come in town last night. 1393 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,760 Staying in some shitty motor lodge off Helgenberger. 1394 01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,362 [The Guy] That's some friend. 1395 01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:36,132 Chris Mullin, three-time Big East Player of the Year. 1396 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:40,236 Guy's got a Gold Medal from the '84 Olympics, 1397 01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:43,473 but it's a high-risk, low reward collectible 1398 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,241 from some guy nobody's heard of. 1399 01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,210 - [The Guy] Mmm. - It's his second season, 1400 01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:50,146 he already blew most of his bonus on booze. 1401 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:53,583 He's a lush, and for what it's worth, 1402 01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:55,719 he's the only white guy on the team. 1403 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,989 Okay, fine, leave him off the list. Next. 1404 01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:01,458 Purvis Short, 1405 01:11:01,558 --> 01:11:03,092 Hattiesburg, Mississippi. 1406 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,929 What is it with this team and all these Mississippi boys? 1407 01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:10,500 Fun fact, he was the fifth overall draft pick in 1978. 1408 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,436 You know who went sixth? 1409 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,738 Do I look like a basketball encyclopedia? 1410 01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:16,005 Larry Bird. 1411 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:18,007 - [The Guy] Wow! - Larry Bird. 1412 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,410 Yeah, well, that is a fun fact. 1413 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:26,182 Why are these teams so afraid to pick a white man, huh? 1414 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,951 [thudding down the stairs] 1415 01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:29,786 Excuse me. Hey, Troy! 1416 01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:31,821 [Troy] Yeah, meet me in the truck. 1417 01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,857 - [Nazi laughs] - Yeah, Dad? 1418 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,025 Now what are you boys up to tonight? 1419 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,293 Just gonna drive around and shit, 1420 01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:38,762 maybe beat up some fags. 1421 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,832 Cool, and do you need anything? 1422 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,368 - [object clacks] - No. 1423 01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,370 - [keys jangle] - Are you sure? 1424 01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:47,937 Yeah, alright. 1425 01:11:48,004 --> 01:11:49,973 [keys jangling] 1426 01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:51,675 [sucks teeth] Thanks, Dad. 1427 01:11:51,775 --> 01:11:53,843 Just fill her up when you're done, okay? 1428 01:11:55,612 --> 01:11:57,381 [door creaks, closes] 1429 01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:59,683 Good kids, fine people. [inhales deeply] 1430 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,385 Please, go on. 1431 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:05,555 Uh, Purvis Short, they call him The Rainbow Man because-- 1432 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,558 'Cause he's a fag! [laughing] 1433 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:12,962 Is that because he's a fag? [laughing] 1434 01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:17,166 Uh, he's got a unique arc to his jump shot. 1435 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:20,136 Okay, okay, okay, listen, I'm gonna stop you there, okay? 1436 01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:23,640 Now, I respect your attention to detail, I really do, 1437 01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:26,476 but I'm gonna request from here on out, 1438 01:12:26,543 --> 01:12:27,877 no more fun facts. 1439 01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:30,680 Because I don't need to know 1440 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:35,251 how many shots Terry Teagle made in high school in 1977, 1441 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:39,155 what Chris Washburn was smoking on draft night last year, 1442 01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:42,392 or if Joe Barry Carroll's nickname is Joe Barely Cares, 1443 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:44,093 then so is mine. 1444 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,531 I only wanna know, A, where do they live? 1445 01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:50,667 B, what's in their house? 1446 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:53,102 Is there anything worth taking? 1447 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:56,706 And C, will the house be empty 1448 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,108 on the night of the game? 1449 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,746 Now with all that in mind, please continue. 1450 01:13:05,248 --> 01:13:06,683 Eric "Sleepy" Floyd. 1451 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:09,586 He's an All-Star point guard out of Georgetown. 1452 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:12,221 What did I just tell you? 1453 01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:13,890 Uh, he lives alone. 1454 01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:16,693 He's got a nice house on Skyline Boulevard. 1455 01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:21,230 His family's in town from North Carolina, 1456 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:24,601 sister, brother, and mother, they're all staying with him, 1457 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,736 and they all attended the last game, 1458 01:13:26,836 --> 01:13:30,306 so there's no reason to believe they won't be there on Sunday. 1459 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:34,578 My source says that he's a collector of ancient Asian art. 1460 01:13:34,678 --> 01:13:36,846 He has a hidden vault in his house 1461 01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:40,950 with some extremely rare, extremely valuable items. 1462 01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:43,787 Well, well, well, how does he afford that? 1463 01:13:43,887 --> 01:13:47,123 [Travis] Well, he makes around 200 grand per season, sir. 1464 01:13:47,223 --> 01:13:50,426 Most players spend this on cars, coke, and pussy, 1465 01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:55,264 but he spent his on a fine art collection at Christie's 1466 01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,601 and I've got the auction logs to prove it. 1467 01:13:57,701 --> 01:14:00,303 - [basketball thuds] - [tense music] 1468 01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:08,612 Good, add his name to the list. 1469 01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:12,982 [suspenseful music] 1470 01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:19,122 He's fine, he'll be in there for hours sometimes, 1471 01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:20,757 eyes closed, just clearing his head. 1472 01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:22,626 [Travis] There's five of them. 1473 01:14:22,726 --> 01:14:23,693 [Tuck] So? 1474 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:27,196 So Ted said there would be three, 1475 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,599 sister, brother, and mother. 1476 01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:33,503 So there's a sister, brother, mother, plus a sister and a brother, who cares? 1477 01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:35,371 I just don't like when the intel's off. 1478 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,373 You wanna find a phone, call Ted? 1479 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,942 We're an hour from tip-off. 1480 01:14:39,008 --> 01:14:40,944 He's already at Teagle's house. 1481 01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:46,650 [birds chirping] 1482 01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:51,555 Well, what do you wanna do? 1483 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,325 Fuck it. Let's go. 1484 01:14:56,425 --> 01:14:58,528 [suspenseful music] 1485 01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:12,542 [melodic doorbell chiming] 1486 01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:22,318 [door thuds] 1487 01:15:25,388 --> 01:15:27,390 [inhales, grunts] 1488 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,571 [door thudding] 1489 01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:44,908 [Greg on TV] ...A.C. Green and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 1490 01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:47,143 [Too $hort] While these knuckleheads broke into Sleepy's house 1491 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:48,912 looking for his art collection, 1492 01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,715 his girlfriend, mother, brother, sister, 1493 01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:53,416 and college friend from Georgetown 1494 01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:56,419 were settling in for Game 4 over in East Oakland. 1495 01:15:56,519 --> 01:15:58,788 Tickets! Who needs tickets? 1496 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,556 I got two seats under the basket. 1497 01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:02,291 - [whistle toots] - [crowd cheering] 1498 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:04,260 [Too $hort] To nobody's surprise, 1499 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,963 the showtime Lakers dominated the first three games 1500 01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:10,266 and showed no signs of slowing down early in this one. 1501 01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:14,638 Just as this legend let go of this beautiful skyhook over-- 1502 01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:16,773 - [whistle toots] - These porn star, 1503 01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:20,409 mustache-looking motherfuckers were snatching up his girl's jewelry. 1504 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:23,179 By half-time, eight different crews 1505 01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:24,948 were hitting up eight players' homes 1506 01:16:25,048 --> 01:16:27,516 and I guess these cats didn't get the memo not to fuck 1507 01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:29,318 - with Chris Mullin... - [shatters] 1508 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,987 ...'cause they took homeboy's shit too, 1509 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,657 including his 1984 Olympic Gold Medal. 1510 01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,258 - [thuds] - [dog barking] 1511 01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:36,592 And this piece of shit right here 1512 01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:38,461 killed Terry Teagle's regal beagle. 1513 01:16:38,561 --> 01:16:40,163 - [grunts] - [dog yelps] 1514 01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:43,767 And these dudes finally found Sleepy's secret vault. 1515 01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:45,001 I found it! 1516 01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:47,971 [Greg on radio] Michael Thompson meets Kareem underneath, 1517 01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:49,706 Kareem with a skyhook! 1518 01:16:49,806 --> 01:16:52,709 Great shot by Kareem, really nice pass. 1519 01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:56,713 [Too $hort] As expected, the Lakers continued to roll in the second half, 1520 01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:59,649 building a 14-point lead after three quarters. 1521 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,385 - [crowd cheering] - About this time, 1522 01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:05,054 Sleepy's mom started feeling a little queasy, 1523 01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:06,856 it wasn't serious, but... 1524 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:08,792 I shouldn't have had that second hot dog. 1525 01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:11,160 [Too $hort] You see, Sleepy's mom had recently experimented 1526 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:12,829 with becoming a vegetarian. 1527 01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:16,833 In 1987, it proved difficult to sustain the practice 1528 01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:18,802 in small town North Carolina. 1529 01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:22,371 She had just reintroduced small doses of meat into her diet. 1530 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,641 And two Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum hot dogs 1531 01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:28,745 - were perhaps one too many. - It was good though. 1532 01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:30,714 [Too $hort] Sleepy's girlfriend, Andrea Harris, 1533 01:17:30,814 --> 01:17:33,482 volunteered to escort Sleepy's ill mother home. 1534 01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:35,819 With the underdogs down 14, 1535 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,221 Sleepy's Georgetown roommate, Kelvin Quick, 1536 01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:39,856 agreed to stay and return home 1537 01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,926 with Sleepy and his sister, Renee, after the game. 1538 01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:46,329 What happened next has been hotly debated over the years, 1539 01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,965 but this is the tale as I know it to be. 1540 01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:51,534 - [lightning cracking] - [zings] 1541 01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:52,736 [drill screeching] 1542 01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:57,173 [indistinct commentary on radio] 1543 01:17:57,273 --> 01:18:01,377 [Greg] Oh, my God, guys! Sleepy Floyd, he is on fire! 1544 01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:03,179 - [suspenseful music] - [engine stops] 1545 01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:09,485 [Andrea] Do you still want me to fix you some tea? 1546 01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:11,154 [Sleepy's Mom] That'll be good. 1547 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,222 What is that smell? 1548 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,659 Smells like something's burning. 1549 01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:20,329 - [Andrea indistinct] - [indistinct commentary] 1550 01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:22,431 [Andrea] Why is the TV on so loud? 1551 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,001 [Tim] Who the fuck are you? 1552 01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:26,435 [Travis] Shut up and get on the floor! 1553 01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,772 - Get on the floor! - [Andrea screaming] 1554 01:18:28,872 --> 01:18:30,740 - [women screaming] - [gun firing] 1555 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,743 - [Tuck] Fuck, man, we gotta go. - [footsteps thudding] 1556 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:39,148 [Greg] Welcome back to the Coliseum, 1557 01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,584 where nothing is what as it seems tonight. 1558 01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:44,553 Lakers with the basketball! Throw by-- Stolen by Floyd! 1559 01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:46,555 He's in multiple places at once! 1560 01:18:46,655 --> 01:18:48,124 Sleepy puts the ball in the court... 1561 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:52,962 [continues indistinctly] 1562 01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,164 ...a layup. He scored! 1563 01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:57,200 [Jim] Unreal! He's unconscious! 1564 01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:00,837 [Greg] What a shot! Sleepy has 19 in the quarter, 1565 01:19:00,937 --> 01:19:02,906 and I need to catch my breath! 1566 01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:04,540 [Jim] So do I, Greg. 1567 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,476 [Greg] All I can say is, Sleepy Floyd's mom somewhere 1568 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:09,946 is mighty proud of her son tonight. 1569 01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:12,115 [tense music] 1570 01:19:13,850 --> 01:19:15,985 [mellow upbeat music] 1571 01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:19,388 - [revving] - [crowd cheering] 1572 01:19:24,527 --> 01:19:27,831 ["Oakland" by Too $hort playing] 1573 01:19:27,931 --> 01:19:30,366 [Too $hort] Still high on his record-breaking fourth quarter, 1574 01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:32,501 a record that still stands to this day, 1575 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,171 Sleepy and his crew decided to hit up Giant Burger 1576 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,705 on MacArthur Boulevard. 1577 01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,975 They ordered six quarter-pound giant burgers 1578 01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:41,044 and a veggie burger for Mom. 1579 01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:42,711 While they waited for their order, 1580 01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:45,214 other customers recognized Sleepy 1581 01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:46,615 and a minor riot ensued. 1582 01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:51,320 Fun fact, I was there that night 1583 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:53,156 with the Danger Zone ladies, 1584 01:19:53,256 --> 01:19:55,391 and I attempted to pay for Sleepy's order, 1585 01:19:55,491 --> 01:19:56,993 but Sleepy wasn't having it. 1586 01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,529 Instead, he paid for everybody's burgers and shakes that night. 1587 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:03,099 ["Oakland" continues] 1588 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,705 [siren wailing] 1589 01:20:12,675 --> 01:20:15,378 [siren wailing continues] 1590 01:20:23,186 --> 01:20:24,620 [car doors thudding] 1591 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,524 [Sleepy] Hey, hey, what happened? I live here. 1592 01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,326 Mr. Floyd, I'm very sorry. 1593 01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:31,827 We can't let you in the house yet. 1594 01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:34,397 Why? Yo, what's going on, is my family inside? 1595 01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:35,698 There was a burglary. 1596 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,035 They attempted to drill into your vault, 1597 01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:42,138 but it appears they were interrupted before they got in. 1598 01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:44,340 I'm very sorry to inform you... 1599 01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:47,576 [Too $hort] His brother was shot, 1600 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,445 but alive in a coma. 1601 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,415 His mother was alive, but fainted from the shock. 1602 01:20:53,116 --> 01:20:55,084 His girlfriend, Andrea, though, 1603 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:57,820 - dead on the scene. - [detective indistinct] 1604 01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,188 ...Andrea didn't make it. 1605 01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:02,691 - [muffled tense music] - [muffled chattering] 1606 01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:04,393 [over phone] Hey, it's Chris Mullin. 1607 01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:06,729 They hit us all, but nobody else got hurt. 1608 01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,531 Can I talk to Sleepy? 1609 01:21:08,631 --> 01:21:09,999 Hey, Chris, 1610 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,601 appreciate the call, but he-- 1611 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,370 he's not ready to talk to anybody. 1612 01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:18,741 [Chris] I understand. Tell him we're all standing by. 1613 01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:21,244 We're here for him whenever he's ready. 1614 01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:22,511 Thank you, Chris. 1615 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,281 [receiver clacks] 1616 01:21:28,918 --> 01:21:31,554 [phone ringing] 1617 01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:34,123 Hey, we're all here for you, man. 1618 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,691 Just let me know when you wanna talk. 1619 01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:39,295 [phone ringing] 1620 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,264 - [receiver clacks] - Hello. 1621 01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:44,033 [Tina] I need to talk to Sleepy Floyd. 1622 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,668 - Who is this? - Never mind who I am, 1623 01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,270 just put him on the phone. 1624 01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,808 Look, I don't know who you are, but we just had a tragedy here. 1625 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,577 Okay? Sleepy's not talking to anybody. 1626 01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:57,146 I promise you, he'll wanna hear what I have to say. 1627 01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:01,050 Hey, I already told you, now is not a good time. 1628 01:22:01,117 --> 01:22:02,418 Call back later. 1629 01:22:03,852 --> 01:22:05,088 [receiver thuds] 1630 01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:09,225 - Who was that? - Uh, some chick said 1631 01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:11,894 she has something to tell Sleepy. I don't know. 1632 01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:13,829 [phone ringing] 1633 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,831 - Hmm. - [glass thuds] 1634 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:21,637 [phone ringing] 1635 01:22:23,372 --> 01:22:24,340 [receiver clacks] 1636 01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,511 - Who's this? - [Lucid] Is this Sleepy Floyd? 1637 01:22:29,578 --> 01:22:31,447 - Yeah. - Okay, listen to me. 1638 01:22:31,547 --> 01:22:33,816 - I know who killed your girlfriend. - [tense music sting] 1639 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,651 [Too $hort] Turns out, these two punks overheard 1640 01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:37,686 some freaky shit over in San Leandro 1641 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:38,954 earlier that day. 1642 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:41,157 We have one last job for you. 1643 01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:43,592 - The Warrior thing. - [Clint] The Warrior thing? 1644 01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:46,562 The basketball guys. Can't talk about it here. 1645 01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:50,066 [Too $hort] They told Sleepy about "the basketball guys" comment 1646 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:52,301 and how they followed this dude when he left the diner. 1647 01:22:52,401 --> 01:22:54,137 [Lucid] I mean, we were just fucking around, you know, 1648 01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:55,904 killing time with some Blue Velvet mystery-type shit. 1649 01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,041 We didn't really think anything was gonna happen. 1650 01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:00,909 But then we heard the news, and we thought you might wanna know. 1651 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:03,346 [Too $hort] So they gave him the address, where they followed him, 1652 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:04,847 before they had to hop off quick 1653 01:23:04,947 --> 01:23:06,815 and take care of some business of their own. 1654 01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:09,218 - They're here! - Shit, we gotta go. 1655 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,453 - [horn honking] - Sorry for your loss, 1656 01:23:10,519 --> 01:23:12,821 - Mr. Floyd. - [line disconnects] 1657 01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:17,660 [receiver thuds softly] 1658 01:23:24,467 --> 01:23:26,069 Thank you both for being here. 1659 01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,805 I'm gonna go to sleep now. 1660 01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:36,879 [breathing deeply] 1661 01:23:39,215 --> 01:23:41,250 [sighs softly] 1662 01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:44,653 [keypad beeps, jingles] 1663 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,021 [door clanks] 1664 01:23:50,159 --> 01:23:51,260 [door thuds] 1665 01:24:05,408 --> 01:24:08,711 [bell tolling] 1666 01:24:12,348 --> 01:24:17,253 ["For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica playing] 1667 01:24:21,757 --> 01:24:23,559 [roaring raucously] 1668 01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:34,237 [button clicks] 1669 01:25:02,398 --> 01:25:04,900 [lightning cracking] 1670 01:25:09,238 --> 01:25:10,339 [crowd roaring raucously] 1671 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:12,241 Whoo! 1672 01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:16,078 [roaring raucously] 1673 01:25:18,046 --> 01:25:20,149 [lights clicking off] 1674 01:25:20,249 --> 01:25:23,152 [motorcycle revving] 1675 01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:29,825 - [lighter flicks] - [indistinct shouting] 1676 01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:31,093 [tires screech] 1677 01:25:32,094 --> 01:25:33,529 [engine roars] 1678 01:25:41,337 --> 01:25:42,838 - [sighs deeply] - [lighter clicks] 1679 01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:45,441 What the fuck is this? 1680 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:50,313 ["For Whom The Bell Tolls" continues] 1681 01:26:00,356 --> 01:26:02,057 You lost, boy? 1682 01:26:03,459 --> 01:26:05,628 Man asked you a question, son. 1683 01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,865 Now, I'm only gonna say this once-- 1684 01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:12,167 - [blade thuds] - [Dawson groaning] 1685 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:14,903 - [blade clinks] - [gurgling] 1686 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:17,039 [splatters] 1687 01:26:18,874 --> 01:26:21,176 [gurgling, thuds] 1688 01:26:21,277 --> 01:26:23,312 - [blade clinks, whooshes] - [thuds] 1689 01:26:29,552 --> 01:26:30,886 [lighter clicking] 1690 01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:35,358 [blood splattering] 1691 01:26:46,068 --> 01:26:47,102 [thuds] 1692 01:26:47,836 --> 01:26:50,239 [whirring] 1693 01:26:50,339 --> 01:26:53,409 ["For Whom The Bell Tolls" continues] 1694 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,749 [tattoo gun whirring] 1695 01:27:00,849 --> 01:27:04,920 [muffled shouting] 1696 01:27:09,191 --> 01:27:10,526 - [whirring] - [men yelling] 1697 01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:11,527 - [blade clinks] - [tattooist groans] 1698 01:27:11,594 --> 01:27:12,595 [thuds] 1699 01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:15,264 You fall asleep back there? 1700 01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:22,571 - [flesh squelching] - [screams, groans] 1701 01:27:22,671 --> 01:27:24,206 [clinks, thuds] 1702 01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:26,642 ["Choices (Yup)" by E-40 playing] 1703 01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:27,876 - [thuds] - [groans] 1704 01:27:27,943 --> 01:27:31,380 - [grunting] - [groaning] 1705 01:27:32,615 --> 01:27:34,450 [biker] Hey, who the fuck are you? 1706 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,085 - [grunts] - [groans] Fuck! 1707 01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:39,121 - [yells, groans] - [thuds] 1708 01:27:41,123 --> 01:27:42,224 [plates clatter] 1709 01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:44,059 ["Choices (Yup)" continues] 1710 01:27:44,126 --> 01:27:46,962 [sword whooshing] 1711 01:27:47,062 --> 01:27:49,665 [grunting] 1712 01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:50,766 [groans] 1713 01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:52,401 - [blade clinks] - [grunts] 1714 01:27:52,468 --> 01:27:54,903 [grunting continues] 1715 01:27:54,970 --> 01:27:57,440 - [groans] - [grunts] 1716 01:28:00,543 --> 01:28:02,578 - [groans] - [effort grunting] 1717 01:28:10,419 --> 01:28:11,920 - [groans] - [blood splatters] 1718 01:28:14,256 --> 01:28:15,658 - [blade thuds] - [screams] 1719 01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:20,262 [muffled shouting] 1720 01:28:22,431 --> 01:28:23,799 Come on! 1721 01:28:25,401 --> 01:28:27,436 [blade zinging] 1722 01:28:27,503 --> 01:28:29,438 [dramatic melodic music] 1723 01:28:34,610 --> 01:28:35,711 [groaning] 1724 01:28:37,513 --> 01:28:41,183 - [grunts] - [screams] 1725 01:28:41,283 --> 01:28:43,386 [grunts, exhales sharply] 1726 01:28:43,486 --> 01:28:45,120 - [sword clatters] - [exhales sharply] 1727 01:28:47,923 --> 01:28:49,825 [indistinct shouting] 1728 01:28:55,598 --> 01:29:00,168 - [indistinct shouting] - [grunting] 1729 01:29:00,268 --> 01:29:04,039 - [grunting] - [groaning] 1730 01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:08,377 ["Don't Stop The Music" playing] 1731 01:29:08,477 --> 01:29:10,479 - [grunting] - [groaning] 1732 01:29:11,213 --> 01:29:14,417 [grunting, groaning] 1733 01:29:16,819 --> 01:29:19,021 [grunting, groaning continues] 1734 01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:35,504 [screaming] 1735 01:29:35,571 --> 01:29:36,672 [song stops] 1736 01:29:36,739 --> 01:29:39,408 [suspenseful music] 1737 01:29:41,176 --> 01:29:42,277 [blade clinks] 1738 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:43,345 [blade clinks] 1739 01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:44,580 - [blade thuds] - [dog yelps] 1740 01:30:02,598 --> 01:30:04,099 [roars] 1741 01:30:04,199 --> 01:30:05,233 [flesh squelching] 1742 01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:06,869 [grunts] 1743 01:30:07,503 --> 01:30:08,537 [blade thuds] 1744 01:30:09,037 --> 01:30:10,739 - [flesh squelching] - [grunts] 1745 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:15,978 [thuds] 1746 01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:18,380 [mouse squeaking] 1747 01:30:18,447 --> 01:30:19,982 [tense music] 1748 01:30:20,082 --> 01:30:21,484 [snake hissing] 1749 01:30:21,584 --> 01:30:24,286 - [mouse squeaking] - [breathing deeply] 1750 01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:28,957 [chuckling] 1751 01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:33,662 Anyone else seeing this? 1752 01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:45,674 Son of a bitch, that is nice. 1753 01:30:46,975 --> 01:30:48,677 Life's funny sometimes. 1754 01:30:49,578 --> 01:30:51,814 You realize, if she'd just stayed in her seat, 1755 01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:55,450 and watched her man play the best fucking game of his life, then... 1756 01:30:56,719 --> 01:30:58,120 that'd be mine. 1757 01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:03,358 And your old lady would still be yours. 1758 01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,161 [mouse squeaking] 1759 01:31:06,261 --> 01:31:07,462 [chuckles] 1760 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:11,867 [sword whooshing] 1761 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:13,368 [thuds] 1762 01:31:15,738 --> 01:31:16,805 [thuds] 1763 01:31:20,743 --> 01:31:21,810 Hey. 1764 01:31:23,111 --> 01:31:24,379 Good game tonight. 1765 01:31:26,915 --> 01:31:28,016 Sir. 1766 01:31:29,284 --> 01:31:31,787 Floyd's out there slicing people up with a sword. 1767 01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:34,957 Can you repeat that? 1768 01:31:35,023 --> 01:31:37,192 'Cause it sounded to me like you said 1769 01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:39,394 someone's in my house 1770 01:31:40,128 --> 01:31:42,197 and they're slicing people up with a sword? 1771 01:31:42,297 --> 01:31:44,199 Yes, sir, that's what I said. 1772 01:31:45,467 --> 01:31:47,536 We've got that cleared up, good. 1773 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:50,639 - Who the fuck is Floyd? - The basketball player, 1774 01:31:50,706 --> 01:31:52,040 Sleepy Floyd. 1775 01:31:53,809 --> 01:31:55,678 - Of course. - I don't know how the fuck 1776 01:31:55,778 --> 01:31:57,079 he found us so fast. 1777 01:31:57,179 --> 01:31:59,715 Well, you killed the man's family, Travis. 1778 01:31:59,815 --> 01:32:01,584 You know what that means, don't you? 1779 01:32:02,951 --> 01:32:04,052 That means 1780 01:32:04,687 --> 01:32:08,356 you don't get to fucking decide 1781 01:32:08,456 --> 01:32:11,326 when he comes for his revenge! 1782 01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:15,998 You're on his timeline now. 1783 01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:17,733 Yeah? 1784 01:32:18,333 --> 01:32:22,337 [baby gurgling softly] 1785 01:32:26,174 --> 01:32:28,010 Is he still alive? 1786 01:32:28,076 --> 01:32:31,179 Tuck's crew busted him up pretty good in the van. 1787 01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:34,216 Not for long. 1788 01:32:34,316 --> 01:32:35,851 [Travis] What about Floyd? 1789 01:32:36,518 --> 01:32:38,553 Did you think about just going and shooting him? 1790 01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:42,691 Um, I dumped my piece in the bay, sir, just like you said. 1791 01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:45,393 And from a legal standpoint, 1792 01:32:45,493 --> 01:32:47,195 that was the right thing to do. 1793 01:32:47,830 --> 01:32:50,733 [cabinet thudding] 1794 01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:52,935 [baby cooing] 1795 01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:55,904 [The Guy] So... 1796 01:32:57,405 --> 01:33:00,743 - [gun clacks] - Let's teach this clown how to juggle. 1797 01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:03,078 Let's go. 1798 01:33:04,379 --> 01:33:05,648 [door clacks, creaks] 1799 01:33:05,748 --> 01:33:07,816 [intense ominous music] 1800 01:33:12,354 --> 01:33:14,957 - [axe thuds] - [groaning] 1801 01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:16,892 - [thuds] - [grunts] 1802 01:33:18,761 --> 01:33:20,829 [tense music] 1803 01:33:39,081 --> 01:33:40,082 [gun fires] 1804 01:33:56,098 --> 01:33:58,166 [door thuds, creaks] 1805 01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:14,449 Hey, asshole. 1806 01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:21,556 You ruined my party. 1807 01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:24,693 Now tell me something. 1808 01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:28,363 [squelching] 1809 01:34:28,463 --> 01:34:31,133 Did you do this all by yourself, 1810 01:34:31,199 --> 01:34:34,903 or do you have Dopey and Sneezy 1811 01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,840 hiding in a closet somewhere? 1812 01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:39,007 Huh? 1813 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,746 Hey, Sleepy. 1814 01:34:44,847 --> 01:34:46,849 Wake up and die. 1815 01:34:47,783 --> 01:34:49,184 [ominous music sting] 1816 01:34:52,654 --> 01:34:54,689 [The Guy grunting] 1817 01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:57,826 - [The Guy groans] - [gun thuds] 1818 01:34:57,893 --> 01:35:00,162 - [tense melodic music] - [The Guy groans] 1819 01:35:00,228 --> 01:35:02,865 [groans, pants] 1820 01:35:02,965 --> 01:35:04,867 [The Guy groaning] No... God. 1821 01:35:04,967 --> 01:35:09,504 Oh, wait a second. I don't understand, oh, oh! 1822 01:35:09,571 --> 01:35:11,606 - [bone crunching] - [groaning loudly] 1823 01:35:12,374 --> 01:35:14,910 [intense melodic music] 1824 01:35:15,010 --> 01:35:17,079 - [The Guy groaning] - [zings] 1825 01:35:21,383 --> 01:35:22,384 Argh! 1826 01:35:25,653 --> 01:35:28,723 [body parts thudding] 1827 01:35:40,102 --> 01:35:41,804 [coughs, groans softly] 1828 01:35:50,112 --> 01:35:53,215 - [baby gurgling softly] - [soft tense music] 1829 01:35:57,552 --> 01:35:59,421 [baby cooing] 1830 01:35:59,521 --> 01:36:02,224 ["The Order Of Death" by Public Image Ltd playing] 1831 01:36:14,402 --> 01:36:15,403 [clinks] 1832 01:36:19,641 --> 01:36:22,144 ["The Order Of Death" continues] 1833 01:36:27,482 --> 01:36:29,952 [brake squeaks] 1834 01:36:36,925 --> 01:36:37,926 Dad! 1835 01:36:58,580 --> 01:37:00,448 - Hey. - [footsteps halt] 1836 01:37:04,619 --> 01:37:05,888 What happened here? 1837 01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:09,992 By the look of things, 1838 01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:14,029 I'd say your daddy fucked with the wrong warrior. 1839 01:37:24,806 --> 01:37:27,876 ["The Order Of Death" continues] 1840 01:37:47,729 --> 01:37:51,399 [Greg commentating indistinctly] 1841 01:37:51,499 --> 01:37:55,437 - Sleepy Floyd is Superman! - [crowd cheering] 1842 01:38:04,512 --> 01:38:06,081 [motorcycle rumbling] 1843 01:38:09,851 --> 01:38:12,554 ["The Order Of Death" continues] 1844 01:38:17,059 --> 01:38:17,960 [song fades] 1845 01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:20,595 [director] And... set. 1846 01:38:20,695 --> 01:38:21,930 [assistant] Background! 1847 01:38:22,030 --> 01:38:23,098 - [assistant 2] Marker. - [clacks] 1848 01:38:23,865 --> 01:38:24,933 [director] Action! 1849 01:38:26,168 --> 01:38:27,970 Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd. 1850 01:38:28,070 --> 01:38:30,572 I recently scored 29 points in a single quarter 1851 01:38:30,672 --> 01:38:32,941 against the world champion, Los Angeles Lakers, 1852 01:38:33,041 --> 01:38:34,142 an NBA record, 1853 01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,777 and not everyone can do what I did. 1854 01:38:35,877 --> 01:38:39,081 After all, I am Superman. [laughing] 1855 01:38:39,181 --> 01:38:40,615 But if you put your mind to it, 1856 01:38:40,715 --> 01:38:42,617 you can achieve your goals too. 1857 01:38:42,717 --> 01:38:45,553 Join me this weekend at the Oakland Coliseum Annex 1858 01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:47,655 for Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake seminar 1859 01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,992 sponsored by Psytopics Learning Center. 1860 01:38:50,092 --> 01:38:51,960 At my workshop, we'll teach you how to practice 1861 01:38:52,060 --> 01:38:55,563 mindfulness and relaxation under stressful circumstances. 1862 01:38:55,630 --> 01:38:57,299 Licensed Psytopics instructors 1863 01:38:57,399 --> 01:38:59,801 will provide you the techniques to go deep within your mind 1864 01:38:59,901 --> 01:39:01,569 to defend yourself against the inner, 1865 01:39:01,636 --> 01:39:03,605 and outer demons in your life. 1866 01:39:03,705 --> 01:39:06,174 And for those attending the advanced session on Sunday, 1867 01:39:06,274 --> 01:39:08,810 you'll learn how to infiltrate and destroy your enemies 1868 01:39:08,910 --> 01:39:10,612 from the comfort of your own mind. 1869 01:39:10,712 --> 01:39:13,248 Trust me, you won't wanna miss Sunday. 1870 01:39:13,315 --> 01:39:16,318 So join me this weekend, all ages are welcome. 1871 01:39:16,418 --> 01:39:18,486 And if you're a racist Nazi scumbag, 1872 01:39:18,586 --> 01:39:19,988 you know who you are, 1873 01:39:20,088 --> 01:39:22,457 we have a special one-time-only free admission, 1874 01:39:22,557 --> 01:39:24,859 because Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar... 1875 01:39:24,959 --> 01:39:27,329 [all] ...will blow your mind! 1876 01:39:29,664 --> 01:39:32,334 ["Underdog" by Sly and the Family Stone playing] 1877 01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:49,051 * I know how it feels to expect to get a fair shake * 1878 01:39:49,184 --> 01:39:50,518 * But they won't let you forget * 1879 01:39:50,652 --> 01:39:51,919 * That you're the underdog * 1880 01:39:52,054 --> 01:39:53,121 * And you've got to be twice as good * 1881 01:39:53,255 --> 01:39:55,090 * Yeah, yeah * 1882 01:39:55,223 --> 01:39:56,624 * Even if you're never right * 1883 01:39:56,758 --> 01:39:58,960 * They get uptight when you get too bright * 1884 01:39:59,094 --> 01:40:00,928 * Or you might start thinking too much * 1885 01:40:01,063 --> 01:40:03,231 - * Yeah * - * Yeah, yeah * 1886 01:40:03,365 --> 01:40:05,233 * I know how it feels when you know you're real * 1887 01:40:05,367 --> 01:40:09,204 * But every other time you get up and get a raw deal * 1888 01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:10,972 - * Yeah * - * Yeah, yeah * 1889 01:40:11,106 --> 01:40:14,242 * Say I'm the underdog * 1890 01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:16,311 * No I can handle it I'm the under 1891 01:40:16,411 --> 01:40:19,947 - * Underdog * - [singer vocalizing] 1892 01:40:20,082 --> 01:40:23,251 - * I'm the under, yeah * - * Underdog * 1893 01:40:23,351 --> 01:40:24,652 [singer vocalizing] 1894 01:40:24,786 --> 01:40:27,755 * Underdog * 1895 01:40:28,890 --> 01:40:32,360 [singer vocalizing] 1896 01:40:45,807 --> 01:40:48,143 * Say, I know how it feels to be played upon * 1897 01:40:48,276 --> 01:40:49,744 * See you at the party * 1898 01:40:49,877 --> 01:40:51,946 * But you're really, you're really all alone * 1899 01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:54,582 - * They just underestimate me - * Yeah, yeah * 1900 01:40:54,716 --> 01:40:56,518 * I know how it feels when you're feelin' down * 1901 01:40:56,651 --> 01:40:57,619 * And you wanna come up * 1902 01:40:57,752 --> 01:40:59,087 * But you realize * 1903 01:40:59,221 --> 01:41:00,855 * You're in the wrong part of town * 1904 01:41:00,988 --> 01:41:02,990 - * Yeah * - * Yeah, yeah * 1905 01:41:03,125 --> 01:41:04,859 * I know how it feels to have to go along with * 1906 01:41:04,992 --> 01:41:06,294 * People you don't even know * 1907 01:41:06,428 --> 01:41:07,629 * Simply because there happens * 1908 01:41:07,762 --> 01:41:09,197 * To be a whole lot more of them * 1909 01:41:09,331 --> 01:41:10,665 - * Yeah * - * Yeah, yeah * 1910 01:41:10,798 --> 01:41:12,200 * Say I'm the underdog... * 1911 01:41:12,267 --> 01:41:14,569 Late Night Video. Hey, Corky. 1912 01:41:15,603 --> 01:41:17,172 Of course, we have it, 1913 01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:20,242 Raiders of The Lost Ark, I've got five copies. 1914 01:41:20,342 --> 01:41:22,244 Bring back the other one and make sure you rewind it, 1915 01:41:22,344 --> 01:41:24,379 'cause I'm gonna charge you. Yes, I am. 1916 01:41:24,446 --> 01:41:26,781 - Oh, [bleep] you too. - [crew laughs] 1917 01:41:26,881 --> 01:41:30,618 ["Underdog" continues] 1918 01:41:34,689 --> 01:41:36,658 ["Underdog" fades] 1919 01:41:39,494 --> 01:41:41,696 * What would it look like * 1920 01:41:41,829 --> 01:41:44,299 * What would it look like * 1921 01:41:44,432 --> 01:41:47,135 * What would it look like if we were free from this * 1922 01:41:47,269 --> 01:41:49,971 * Free from late-night bus rides that reek of piss * 1923 01:41:50,104 --> 01:41:52,073 * What would you do to get up out of this shit * 1924 01:41:52,207 --> 01:41:54,142 * I'd run away and I would never come back * 1925 01:41:54,209 --> 01:41:55,377 - * I'm thinking... * - * What would it... * 1926 01:41:55,510 --> 01:41:57,779 * ...be like without the setups and letdowns * 1927 01:41:57,912 --> 01:42:00,182 - * Chin up but chest out * - * To stand up but get down * 1928 01:42:00,315 --> 01:42:02,350 * We gotta stay ready 'cause they don't protect us * 1929 01:42:02,484 --> 01:42:04,051 * These motherfuckers need to respect us * 1930 01:42:04,186 --> 01:42:04,952 * Here's the question * 1931 01:42:05,052 --> 01:42:11,726 [all cheering] 1932 01:42:11,859 --> 01:42:14,262 * What would it look like * 1933 01:42:14,396 --> 01:42:16,764 * What would it, what would it * 1934 01:42:16,898 --> 01:42:19,334 * What would it look like * 1935 01:42:19,467 --> 01:42:22,003 * What would it, what would it * 1936 01:42:22,136 --> 01:42:23,838 * What would that life look like * 1937 01:42:24,572 --> 01:42:26,174 * What would that life look like * 1938 01:42:26,308 --> 01:42:29,344 - [cheering continues] - * What would it look like * 1939 01:42:29,477 --> 01:42:31,379 * What would it, what would it * 1940 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,550 * What it look like, what it look like * 1941 01:42:35,683 --> 01:42:37,118 * Tell me what it look like * 1942 01:42:37,252 --> 01:42:39,654 * If we took flight, if we took flight * 1943 01:42:40,588 --> 01:42:42,190 * Tell me what that look like * 1944 01:42:42,324 --> 01:42:43,558 * It would look like we move like * 1945 01:42:43,691 --> 01:42:45,026 * The rules don't apply * 1946 01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:47,229 * Feelings validated and our tears run dry * 1947 01:42:47,362 --> 01:42:49,631 * And when we speak the truth, they don't need the proof * 1948 01:42:49,764 --> 01:42:51,566 * All the women get a year's supply * 1949 01:42:51,699 --> 01:42:53,100 * 'Til the end of our lives * 1950 01:42:53,235 --> 01:42:54,869 * We can't take in what we're forced to do * 1951 01:42:55,002 --> 01:42:57,038 * If we got half the credit, that of course would do * 1952 01:42:57,171 --> 01:42:58,906 * What would that look like * 1953 01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:02,210 * Shit, sis, what would that look like to you * 1954 01:43:02,344 --> 01:43:04,779 * It would look like I wouldn't have to fight so much * 1955 01:43:04,912 --> 01:43:07,415 * Ice cold looks I'm feeling like I'm not so tough * 1956 01:43:07,549 --> 01:43:09,717 * But I'ma make it big 'cause my mind's made up * 1957 01:43:09,851 --> 01:43:11,886 * Baby girl, you ain't gotta give up * 1958 01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:14,456 - * It looks like love * - * It looks like peace * 1959 01:43:14,589 --> 01:43:16,891 - * It looks like you * - * And it looks like me * 1960 01:43:17,024 --> 01:43:19,394 * We gonna show the world what it look like * 1961 01:43:19,527 --> 01:43:21,896 * We gonna show the world what it looks like * 1962 01:43:22,029 --> 01:43:24,432 * What would it look like * 1963 01:43:24,566 --> 01:43:26,901 * What would it, what would it * 1964 01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:29,404 * What would it look like * 1965 01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:32,106 * What would it, what would it * 1966 01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:34,442 * What would that life look like * 1967 01:43:34,576 --> 01:43:36,244 * What would that life look like * 1968 01:43:36,378 --> 01:43:38,145 * Tell me, what would that life look like * 1969 01:43:38,280 --> 01:43:40,582 * What would it, what would it look like * 1970 01:43:40,682 --> 01:43:43,251 [lights clicking off] 1971 01:43:43,351 --> 01:43:45,186 [all cheering] 1972 01:43:45,253 --> 01:43:48,356 [mellow upbeat music] 1973 01:47:14,395 --> 01:47:15,463 [music fades] 147894

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