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>> Good morning, my queen.

>> Good morning, King Gung.

I think today can be special on for you.

>> Thank you, right, Pammy.

>> And now I'm some backwash in this one.

>> Nice.

>> Come on, King, I'm serious.

I sense a change coming, something for the better.

>> Pammy, you're the only thing that's good for me.

>> No, King, you're something really good for you.

Just be open to it.

>> So now you've got to go to the other guy, huh?

>> Hey, come on, sweetie, don't be jealous.

You know you're my only four-y interactive fantasy.

Just remember, I've been here.

>> Carbaine, Dean, God, I love it when you talk dirty to me.

You are the sexiest thing that's ever been on this beat.

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>> On the other side, on the other side,

>> I think it's so fun.

>> It's a swinging stone.

It was round through the wild.

It was not that new.

>> It was not that you can't do.

>> Hey, man, you can't run out of here.

>> It makes me feel just like you're being in.

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>> Wave palm trees, my cat.

>> Who's this baby?

>> I can't stop over you.

>> You look beautiful.

>> Thank you.

>> You know, and Carbaine, you got body karate.

>> That's tasty.

>> No, no, no.

Those aren't names for good students.

>> All right, you guys know the drill for your room for interviewing and exchange for some really hard work.

>> I'd say you could take a lesson from a resident surf pro, but unfortunately,

he's little combatose these days.

>> You guys heard of being her do little?

>> The doodle from a wild champ.

>> Yeah, guy, you speak my hero.

>> No, he'd be my doodle from the zoo.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Hi, Carla.

Hi, girl.

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>> I feel the bull star here.

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>> We are going swimming now, so maybe after you unpacking

you want to kill us, yeah?

>> Yeah.

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>> Okay, if you go on back, yeah?

>> Yeah.

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>> We are going fishing for Swedish fish.

>> Twenty, twenty one.

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>> Ready to play?

>> I'm happy.

>> Hi, you brought us to the woods, you know?

>> Yeah, more than four.

>> [LAUGH]

>> We got a lot of tips they put in.

>> Strip poker.

>> That is not food game.

>> You're doing some plastic cards in the hot.

>> I'm going to.

>> I'm going to.

>> I can move.

>> No need.

As long as you let me read in peace.

>> You're not Swedish.

>> And you're not letting me read in peace.

>> Sorry.

>> You're thinking about playing a makul solo.

>> We are going to.

>> Okay, we coming, grab you.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> [LAUGH]

>> This makes the game more fun.

>> Yeah.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, okay, let's play.

>> Good ask them to stop.

>> You could, but you won't.

You're a surfer.

Not exactly in your character.

>> Bye.

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>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

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>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Martin.

>> Was I just, you know,

>> It's ready to serve Costa Rica.

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>> I think I saw a mermaid through the way to come down a marble.

>> I can't believe I warm this water.

>> Told you, Nucklehead's coast of Reak of Baby.

>> Dude, I can't wait to meet Dinger.

>> I'm so hot.

>> I've not seen him.

>> Looks like you got a cocktail fracking there.

>> Or maybe it's a little winter snitzle.

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>> I can't go into the city.

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>> And I'm even dogs think I'm too pretty.

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>> I'm so hot.

>> And I'm so hot.

>> I'm too hot for my, my good hands so low.

>> It's like an onion in a sock.

>> [LAUGH]

>> And I'm so hot.

You do anything I please.

My acid is so hot.

It could bring you to your knees.

>> I don't think that I can even remember the package that's fall.

>> Forget school and just served.

>> Shred.

>> One day you'll learn about priorities, Daisy.

>> Yeah.

>> I'm not just about catching waves.

>> That's the day that do be an ice egg.

>> Check please, we're going to go to high playing heaven in the sky.

>> Thank you.

>> It's like served for that I brother.

>> It guys let's go talk to Dinger Doolittle.

>> Dinger.

>> Hey Dinger.

>> Hey Dinger.

I think today could be special.

>> European men will no longer be allowed to wear

spritos on the beach.

Thank God.

Because if I see another banana hammer around here,

I'll never eat fruit again.

>> Wow.

Who the heck are you squids?

>> We came to meet you.

>> We're helping out Carla.

>> Now that's a woman that the Dinger needs to get to know

up close and personal because she is one tasty tuna tar tar.

She's a sexy salmon surprise.

Just the classy is clam.

>> I bet.

>> Who are you again?

>> Kyle.

>> For nephew.

>> Magnificent woman.

>> Outstanding character.

I've never even thought about playing hide in the halve with her or

fond of the flounder or crying in the group or on her.

>> Okay, got it.

>> Carla tell you about Brad the fudge much in butt

and she's got a bad shirt.

>> Who is that?

>> Some ex surf pro assays to kick on the rag.

Now he inherited all of his daddy's dinner and he bought a path this coast.

And your ons fall behind under payments.

That's why she needed to help.

>> You're on Carla.

>> Sure.

>> What?

>> That was just a metaphor.

I would never talk about your aunt's gorgeous squabas like that.

>> I mean with the ample size of those Mary melent.

I don't think I could even get him in a ringer.

>> Who?

>> Okay.

>> Before Carla has a titty tantrum.

Check out this shit I swipe from with that.

>> Woo!

>> All right.

Home group.

Dad keeps it in the garage refrigerator at 38 degrees.

Smell it.

>> Do it smells like gasoline.

>> Right?

>> Stop.

>> You know my dad used to be a pimple in the 70s.

>> He said this would set him up for the take down every time.

>> We definitely take the girl down.

>> Yeah.

>> Taking down treasure lane.

>> What do you do have on?

>> Dad's super pimple.

>> It's his mind.

Gas lane and fine.

>> See, it just takes time for it to work on half abs like he.

>> I don't have enough time to take that.

>> Okay.

Now you two go shallow before I close you up myself.

>> Yeah, but how are you going to go crazy for us with hot teacher desire?

>> Hamlet.

>> I don't want to stay sour.

You can do it later.

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>> You know you're a real artist out there.

>> I can feel it.

I can see it.

That's what brought me here.

Six months ago, I was working out of pizza hut, making six bucks an hour.

I came to this ledge, right?

And I looked down and it was a long way to go.

And I just chose to fly, man.

And if I was to sit back on that ledge, they're not jump.

I might have been waiting the lifetime.

And the lifetime is a long time to wait, bro.

This is a conscious revolution.

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>> No, no, I said to sell it.

Man, it's hot here, huh?

Okay, this is what I want, brother.

I want condominiums back here, move all this stuff.

Dinger, do a little?

>> Remove him, please.

You understand?

>> Hey, Brad, get my rent check, bro.

I stopped at one of my bottles and should be floating your way in a few days.

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>> Could it we just build around this, sir?

>> No, no, no, no.

Do you hear what I said?

I said, "Remove it all."

Dinger, pelican, five o'clock, happy hour.

Beers on me, bro.

Mr. Taylor, later, dick.

>> I want to skip back on top, dear.

Don't you think it's time to set some goals, stop drinking, get a job,

and let it get shower?

>> Jeez, can't we just stick to the fantasy stuff, family?

There's no need for the go on and hassle of all family.

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>> You make a good team, you know?

>> No romantic, Brad.

All right.

Let me get this straight.

I sleep with you.

I get to keep on the hotel.

I don't.

You're foreclosed.

>> I can make these sounds such a beast.

You know what?

Maybe we got off in the wrong foot.

I mean, could not maybe be a romantic, good guy.

Can that be a man who's crazy about you and see the future together?

I mean, is it that terrible to explore the possibility?

Is it?

>> Mm-hm.

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>> You think all right here?

>> You need us to do some kung fu or anything like that?

>> We could totally take it down.

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>> You guys, everything is fine.

This is Brad Taylor.

>> Brad Taylor?

>> That's right, man.

I had your poster.

>> Party trained my puppy on him.

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>> Whoa.

That's Dick Watt Taylor.

>> Exactly.

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>> Compliments galore today, huh, boys?

You really are good, man.

It just managed to always lose to Dinger do little.

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>> You must be the nephew.

Dinger do little might have gotten lucky and won a few surf contests.

But he certainly didn't turn out to good in the end, now, Ditty.

In fact, I think I can smell him on the beach from here.

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>> Look, I don't want to do this.

In fact, I would be ecstatic for you to keep this place.

Let me prove it to you over dinner, Marne.

Pick you up in seven.

Come on, what are you saying?

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>> Fine.

>> Great decision.

You see, boys?

The good guys always win in the end.

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>> [ Laughs ]

>> Oh, the good one was a good name.

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>> If going to dinner with Brad Taylor means that I get to keep this place for another day,

another minute, that's a small price to pay.

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I love this place.

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>> And he's such a jerk.

>> Tell me about it.

>> It's place is cool.

>> It is cool.

Just ask your mother about our half-less little sister.

She comes a failure as a wife.

A failure as a teacher.

Apparently I'm about to be a failure as a motel owner.

>> You haven't failed as my cool assan.

You've always been that.

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>> Thank you.

I just wish being a cool and paid better.

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All right, nothing about my miserable life.

Standford, huh?

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>> Is that about that surfing dream that your parents are so relieved you gave up?

They're right.

I mean, finger was the best.

I'm looking at what happened to him.

Can't get sidetracked trying to surf pro.

It's Stanford.

>> It is Stanford, but it's your life.

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All right, I'm off to class.

You know my friend.

I thought I couldn't reach my students before.

And they were on planet earth.

You have sent me on a mission to Mars.

>> I know.

>> Thanks.

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>> Finger, Brad is taking Carlit's dinner tonight.

Brad, a butt-munch and butt-muncher?

>> Yeah, he was a foreclose the hotel.

She doesn't, you know.

>> Play, very, very cool.

Or tickle the tuna.

>> Dinger, she needs your help.

>> My help?

>> Yeah, Brad hates you because you used to kick his ass all the time on the surf tour.

>> Bam, skippy.

If you challenge him to a surf contest, he'll accept no matter what the bed is.

I mean, look at you.

He's got to think you can barely stand much less surf.

>> Well, aren't you just a little ego booster from hell?

>> Okay, no, forget about me.

You challenge him to a surf off, bed the hotel, you win, she wins.

Why don't we just build the spaceship and go to Pluto?

Are you going to help Carlor or not?

>> Your aunt, Carlor, is a goddess.

I'd laid on my life for a woman like her.

And there's a time where she might even know this.

Maybe the time is now.

You're the reason I became a surfer.

>> Low, blow, rock.

Kid playing the hero card.

Two bad things are doesn't play cards.

>> You're a poker with me when you're on a, we have time for a game or two.

It is getting awfully hot.

>> We should.

>> We have.

The girls are black.

They're overheating.

You want a place trip poker?

>> I'll place trip poker.

>> We'll just take my hand baby.

And we can play.

Go ahead.

Take it.

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>> I'm sorry, bro.

I don't know what I'm thinking.

You know what, though?

I'm in.

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>> Okay, guys.

I really don't have time for nonsense.

So you want to pass this test.

That's going to allow you to repeat your thing or your amount of high right?

Okay.

We'll look on overall the material and I think I can help you.

But you have to be willing and open to learn.

Hamilton?

>> I would be more open to learning if you were more open to wearing a bikini to class.

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>> Whoa, I didn't down to like a jeez dream.

>> Okay.

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>> Less than number one, boys.

If you ever say anything sexually related to me again, you're on the first plane back home.

>> Compendate?

>> See?

>> And you, Richard?

You're going to know that the word "who" from your vocabulary.

No?

One more time and you're out of here.

>> I can see why you quit teaching this terminator.

And no wonder you and your friend are on the way to special school.

You two are like the village idiots.

I mean, I'm sure it's really cool when you were young.

But right now, it's really pathetic.

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>> She's a horrible teacher.

Whoa.

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>> Chick's digas, right?

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>> Marko.

>> Okay, I guess I was a little.

>> Arch.

>> Just mental, rude.

>> How about focus?

>> How about rude focus?

>> I can move it out.

>> Okay, truth?

>> I mean that.

>> I'm Kyle.

>> I know.

Your aunt was waving about you.

So you're like a pro-surfer, never that is?

>> I'm not really pro.

I just graduated high school and believe it or not,

I'm starting college in the fall.

>> Me too.

Where?

>> It's gonna kill your student, sir.

If I'm up, it's just Stanford.

That's two-year-old.

>> Don't tell me all the great passions of academic,

you chose the same school as a stupist surfer board.

>> Close.

I'll be right down the road at Berkeley.

>> Neighbors.

Not at basketball.

You're just gonna stand.

>> Okay, I'm gonna be at, we already established that.

What about the truth?

>> Yeah.

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>> I would like to apologize for yesterday.

I should have been more patient.

>> Do you remember?

>> I'm going to give it another shot a few guys on her.

But you have to realize you got to change.

If you want to go back to your high school, you have to want to learn.

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>> Look, Brad, there's not enough space for both of us in Costa Rica.

Heck, there's barely enough room for us in Central America.

Maybe adequate space for Europe.

I heard Ann Dr. Goodman.

>> Tell her you suck.

>> Okay, but, mucher.

You best be on the next wave out of here because there's a new sheriff in town.

And his name's Dinger Do Little.

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>> Brad, buddy.

>> Couldn't possibly let me into you, Klonie.

Just until payday.

>> Six faculty perial.

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>> What happened to the real Dinger?

Where did he go?

I can't do this.

What happened?

Where's the real Dinger?

>> Oh, look here.

>> Here are favorite young men.

>> Yeah.

>> Hey, what do you play?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, well, you should come by our room after breakfast, yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I was a little rigger.

>> All right.

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>> All right, come on, do.

>> That's the nature watch, here.

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We got to play cool, like, like Rico swadding.

>> Yeah, really cool, small bag.

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>> He's just Latin dude.

>> We get it like tons of dips.

>> Let's go.

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>> Hello.

>> What are you here?

>> He's a happy woman.

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>> We are in here.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Hey, look at this.

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>> So so, I believe I learned how to solve this.

>> Oh, I have to put my bag here.

>> It's okay.

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>> Yeah, we're not done by her.

>> You're ready.

>> We are up here.

>> Huh?

>> They're just bra.

>> You have nipples.

>> You have nipples.

>> Oh, we like to have nipples.

>> Okay, we go play, yeah.

>> Yeah, yeah.

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>> So you know how much you feel like getting a--

>> Yeah.

>> And we know how much you're American boys,

I think you know the woman's body.

>> [LAUGH]

>> He's like getting a--

>> Yeah.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Okay, a movie.

>> Second book, three syllables, first syllable, prayer,

God's, a four, second and third syllable, baby,

a mother, sounds like a mother, each sub father.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, God's father, the God's father.

>> What do you want to say, it's boy.

>> They ought to learn boy.

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>> Wow, you look beautiful.

>> Thank you.

>> You know, it's not too late, I mean, I can't so like me calling

and telling that you have like jungle fever, but he played.

>> Honey, it's just dinner.

>> Hello, beautiful.

Woo, wow.

You look like the mother of my children.

>> To really in the day to propose?

>> Just a little.

>> What's up, Kyle?

>> Well, guess we should be going, yeah.

>> Wait, why the rush?

>> I mean, I have Brad Taylor here, surfledging.

You know, when you beat Slater 97 with that 360 degree turn, man,

that was epic.

>> Yeah, yeah, it was, man.

I remember sitting out there with him waiting for a set.

You know, when I just felt him.

I turned to Kelly and I said second place isn't so bad.

Enjoy it full.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Yeah, you're really cool.

Thanks.

>> Well, you ready?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, not so fast, Brad.

>> What are you doing here, do little?

Is it about time to fall down, drunk again?

>> I'm here to call out the alleged surf champion.

>> That must eat you up inside.

No matter how many championships you got,

you never want to want to get the bigger.

>> Dinger down.

>> Because you quit ran away right into the bottle,

and you're still in it.

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>> What do you want, why no?

I want you.

>> One on one, surf off three waves, one champion.

Well, I hate to tell you this, but we're a little bit too old to play for fun.

We're in a bet, your moldy mattress?

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>> No.

>> If I win, Carla keeps the motel.

>> Is he delusional?

>> I mean, actually, he's got to silly question.

>> You, you eat the rest of that mortgage.

>> Look, this is ridiculous.

>> I know I don't deserve to love you right now,

and I'm a little down on my luck.

A little.

>> The Dinger's back.

I am back.

>> Okay.

>> All right.

You're on, why no?

You win.

I won't foreclose on Carla for a year.

>> I sat.

>> That's the best you're going to get.

>> When I win, you leave Costa Rica forever.

>> We'll call him.

>> I am a beach beautification project.

>> I believe Costa Rica?

>> Yeah.

>> You know, go bye-bye.

>> This is ridiculous.

Stop.

>> Your arm bucked, my turf.

>> Fine.

>> Two weeks from Saturday.

>> You got one chance to beat me, and that's going to take it back.

>> Oh God.

Let's go, Carla.

>> Please don't go.

I know you're not quite ready to just be with me,

but don't be with him, and you're going to work in your packs.

You got manned it.

>> He needs a gracious that gray dude.

>> Oh, dang her.

>> Oh.

>> Next one, dang her.

>> You know, I should have studied like you.

>> According to my ex boyfriend, no one studies like me.

I guess that's why he's my ex boyfriend.

>> Well, there's plenty more on that game.

>> You're on vacation though.

>> I know.

>> My cousins keep reminding me.

>> I wish I could relax.

>> Well, we could hold you down and take your book.

>> I'm in black belt.

>> Good night, Gly.

>> I thought I'd like to study.

>> How could you give you a surf lesson?

>> Oh, you mean the relatively attractive nephew who you forgot to mention is going to

stand for it.

>> He seems cool, but he's all right.

>> I love connections.

>> I'm practically going to mean neighbors.

>> Words, friends.

>> I don't mean that kind of trouble.

>> All right, so you're solved.

>> Study hard.

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>> I feel cold, bro.

>> What is like 90 degrees?

>> Cold.

>> Cold.

>> Is that a white light?

>> A velvety white light?

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>> I'm on the road to Shambalat.

There's Jehovah.

Hey, Big Daddy, sweet robe.

>> Singers coming home to Papa.

>> Got a cap and crunch around here.

>> Dinger.

>> If you're going to do this, you've got to go so open.

You're not going to lay Carla down, right?

>> Right.

>> Here's going to need a little help on this one, bro.

>> I know, I'll help you.

>> I did good today, huh?

>> Yeah.

>> Except for blowing the chunks all over.

>> Oh, God, you heard what I said about Carla.

>> I love you.

>> I want you.

>> It's okay, and she's real.

>> I understand.

>> You're real, so real.

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>> You might want it only live.

>> Hey.

>> So what are you doing?

>> Just walking with my beautiful hand on the beach.

>> I mean, what are you doing?

>> Dinger shows up to challenge Brad,

Professor says love for me.

>> I mean, you're a believer, right?

It's just a universe of work.

>> With a little help from you, look.

I made this mess.

I don't think you and Dinger should get involved.

>> Nah, I think we should.

I mean, what are you doing to do?

Just lie down on the beach, stroke?

>> Kyle, he said, "You loved me."

>> So he's got good taste.

>> I mean, isn't your generation the one that

believe in love is all you need?

>> No, that's the generation before my money.

This plan is silly.

>> You got anything better?

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>> Oh yeah, always good to use protection panic.

Oh yeah, rub it right there.

Oh yeah, I think you missed this spot.

Oh yeah, that's it right there, baby.

>> It'd be much nicer to have a real girl to this for you, like

Carla.

>> Nah, this is great.

>> Real is better.

>> Not when it's real versus Pamela Anderson.

>> I'm not really here, you know that.

>> Say what?

>> You create a fantasy, the reality is I'm in a little

looking, my voice right now.

>> Stop it.

>> I think you can stop it.

>> But you look so good wet.

You have the prettiest skin.

>> Confidence.

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>> Dinger, running in place in slow motion, won't help.

>> I feel the bar and bra.

Come on.

>> Okay, that's one.

>> You are killing me, I'm sorry, I'm almost back.

>> I'm sorry.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Dinger, you got this.

>> You used to have the best balance in the world.

>> I don't know what you and Smokley layley bra, but I'm

with Ringling Brothers here.

What's next?

>> Flying trapeze?

>> I mean, you might as well shoot me out of the cannon.

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>> Trying to get these clothes off.

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>> Name the seven continents.

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>> Explain Einstein's theory of relativity, the final

of the century's modernism.

>> Fourth interpretation of dreams.

>> Needs and series of macroeconomic management.

>> How much gold could it vote?

>> Chuck, Chuck, what would Chuck?

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>> It's not a big shot.

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>> It's a little.

>> It would be an smaller, it would be an miserable.

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>> He's like a monster.

>> Super is no fun.

>> He told they got closer for stupid American boys.

>> Yeah, but until just take a hundred and

another my site, take a long walk on a short pier.

>> Yeah, and buy an added ticket, got the invented adder here.

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>> Do I tell you, you know, what Chuck question me?

>> Come on, work.

>> All right.

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>> North America, South America, Antarctica, Africa, Australia.

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>> What about Australia?

>> Nothing.

>> What's wrong guys?

>> I really are idiots.

>> idiots would like a capital.

>> What's wrong?

You're date with the Swedes didn't go very well?

>> We need to learn, not just so we can stay in our school,

but just so we're not just pathetic cooks.

>> And you don't even have to like seducers or anything like that.

You know what I mean?

If you want to, you could, but sorry, that didn't mean to.

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>> Hey, how's it going?

>> Okay.

>> Thank you, mine have time for our surf lesson.

>> I thought you had a focus.

>> It's just a surf lesson.

I think I'm smart enough to learn how to do your little surf thing.

>> This has nothing to do with books, marks.

>> Please, how are it going to be?

Your branded friends can do it?

>> Okay, I think I will give you that lesson and he may have it.

>> Okay, wait a second.

I talked to your aunt.

She told me what you're trying to do with dinner.

I think it's really cool.

I'm not trying to add to that frustration or anything.

I promise I come and piece.

>> When you see that friendly little wave coming that you want,

you're going to line yourself up on the wave.

When you're paddling, you're basically going to be doing a crawl stroke.

And coming over the top.

>> Got it.

>> All right.

>> Looks good.

>> And once you feel the glide, you kind of do a push-up like this.

>> And he's slightly bent.

>> Arms out to the side for balance.

And that's your first surf lesson.

You're turned.

>> Okay.

>> The feet off the edge of the board.

>> Knows out of the water.

Kick, paddle.

>> I think I got it.

>> That's good.

Just like a pro.

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>> Well that went well.

>> You actually did pretty good.

>> Balance is nice.

It's all good.

>> I'm just not ready.

>> It's okay.

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>> So do you guys understand what Dickens tell two cities about?

>> Yeah, kind of about us.

>> Tell you in return.

>> Well the guy in the book Sydney, he loved it.

Lucy loves Charlie.

>> And that is pretty much like story of our lives.

>> See the babes that we love usually love someone else.

>> Okay good.

I mean not good, but Dickens was exploring the concept of unrequited love when you love someone.

And they don't love you.

You guys really got it.

>> Come on, Dickens, you're almost here.

Can I just enroll in Jenny Craig for taking Jazins last?

>> Come on.

>> Come on baby into my arms.

>> I'm coming sweetheart.

>> You can't tell me this isn't for real.

>> Okay.

>> Come on.

>> Dinger.

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>> Have a good trip, bro.

>> God.

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>> Back to Tuesday.

>> No, just watching him surf.

I remember watching you and Hawaii, you were amazing.

>> That was a long time ago.

>> That's a long.

I see the way he looks at you.

He remembers the aldeer.

>> You know, Sammy, for a fantasy girl, you could be a real pan of the ass sometimes.

Have it a little less pressure and a lot more sun pan away.

>> Okay, okay.

But maybe this whole thing, you know, the changes, the challenges,

and this is your fantasy, not me.

>> That would be a no doctor Anderson.

You're my fantasy.

>> Well, we are making some progress.

We just had an entire conversation that you try to grow me.

>> Yeah, I guess.

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>> They were not single notice.

>> [MUSIC]

>> Yeah, they got a huge, huge, huge.

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>> Thank you.

>> Our nestle.

>> Los Santo, Mucho.

>> No way, no, I'm sorry, bra.

>> I'm hallucinating from the sober thing.

>> You look exactly like Pamie though.

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>> Do you mind if I sit down?

>> Take a seat.

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>> Things going any better with dinner?

>> No.

>> So, what's in your brain that has to change?

>> Don't you have some study to do?

>> I'm a surfer now, remember.

Sometimes it's easier to tell a stranger or a near stranger.

>> I'm just thinking about maybe an off-staffer.

I always dreamed to serve him pro.

I want to look back on life and have any regrets.

But I don't want to turn out like being angry either.

>> You're not him.

>> You don't think it's crazy?

>> I should, I guess, but I don't.

>> Watching you, sir.

It's beautiful.

I mean, it's a gift.

I thought I'd be the last person to see it that way.

But look, I've been studying phonetically since I can remember.

And I guess maybe it's not so bad to take a break.

Maybe it doesn't forever damn you to future.

That's for me.

>> It's not to change the subject, but I kind of have an idea.

>> Are you crazy?

>> Setting your cool and up on a date with Dinger?

>> Do little?

>> Maybe you'll inspire him.

>> He's risking everything for you.

>> It's more of a Don Quixote approach.

>> Your daughter's an aunt and he's your knight, Aaron.

He deserves an audience.

>> Don Quixote was insane as his Dinger.

>> The same is a little extreme.

I'd say he's more eccentric.

>> Since when did the two of you become a tag team?

Aren't you supposed to be studying or something?

>> I believe a wise and beautiful hotel owner once told me to take a study break.

>> Come on, it's just dinner.

He's willing to give up his home for you.

>> I really think that we should cancel this whole thing.

I mean, he can't possibly win, can he?

>> He's a four-time world champion. He's got a chance.

All he needs is a little time.

>> Your time.

You know the two of you are too smart for your own good and for mine.

>> Okay, my typical first date.

Maybe we shouldn't use Mizumato.

Let's take a slightly different approach.

>> We'll just be yourself. You know, the non-proverted part of yourself that won't try to jump her bones.

>> God, I want you so bad.

>> I can't figure it out.

>> It's looking.

If you want any chance with a woman like Carla, you're going to need some updating.

>> And you're going to be doing this updating?

>> Me and my two sweetest cousins.

>> Sweetest cousins.

>> Wow. Well, are you guys going to be wearing something like cheese drinks from like updating comfort?

>> Maybe after this update and you'll hit on someone other than me.

>> So this play-toe isn't this stuff made out of clay.

It's a Greek eye, a philosopher.

>> Good job Hamilton.

>> And he believed in inherent intelligence.

>> And that we were born knowing all the stuff that we need to know we just have to call on it.

>> We're like smarter than you kids.

>> You guys, I'm really proud of you.

>> You're working really hard.

>> So I hear you have a big date tonight.

>> Oh, no, it's not a date.

>> Well, don't let him get to second base without finishing the shrimp cocktail.

>> So we've got a tail.

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>> Look, I'm just not in the mood.

>> Well, that's a surprise.

>> Don't take a fats or anything. You're still my family, right?

>> He says so honey.

Honestly, you alone maybe just head down the beach and go skinny to me.

>> You're testing, right?

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>> You're testing me.

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>> Ding or we got to train.

>> I am trying to bra.

>> For what the next life?

>> No matter speaking, yes.

>> Maybe I'm praying for you to loosen up.

>> I've seen you serve.

>> You could be great.

>> You just got to let him smile.

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>> But when I was in the military,

I could forever walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.

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>> I'm going to help color and up.

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>> It's okay honey, she's real.

I understand.

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>> I'm going to go somewhere and then I'll go there.

>> Maybe the time is now.

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>> You know, go bye bye.

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>> How's it going?

>> Well, let's just say no felony charges yet.

>> If you missed a meaner, maybe.

>> I'm sure it'll be fine.

>> Oh.

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>> He wanted me to give you this stuff.

I found it in his hair.

I'd give you the plate, but we're going to

I'm going in now and I'll probably need it.

>> All right.

>> Yeah, he likes brimmy spears.

>> You can remember serve lesson after this.

>> You got it.

>> I should probably give back to that.

>> Good luck.

>> I want to go back to you.

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>> Oh my god, you look amazing.

>> Thank you.

>> All right, if this goes bad, I'm going to kill you.

You know that.

>> Come on, just give it a chance.

>> I think you will.

>> You know when I first moved here about 12 years ago,

I'm a dinger do little and he was the resident of

the surf god.

He was something.

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>> I mean, not my type.

>> Of course.

>> Of course.

He was a stupid surf.

>> Yes.

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>> Oh my god.

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>> I think there is that you.

>> I think so.

Can't be under percent, but.

You sure bears a resemblance.

>> You look human again.

>> You look great.

>> Well, you look amazing without my vomit all over you.

>> Here's a piece offering for blowing the chunks.

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>> That these grow up on my house mattress.

>> Thank you.

That's very sweet.

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>> Are you sure you want to do this?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> You kids be back, girl.

>> We'll be waiting.

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>> Do you want to apologize?

>> Yeah, we were rude.

>> You were not so stupid?

>> Yeah.

>> Come, we go play.

>> Yeah, we go skinny, dude.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> We're trying not to be so stupid.

Yeah.

Who passed?

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>> Well, put in the books.

I'm a split, yeah, I don't want to.

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>> Hey, we have to review stones right in the territory.

>> What?

>> We said that we do guss skinny dip in.

So you can see our hudders.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, maybe touch.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, take a rain check.

>> Okay.

>> We'll show you now.

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>> Did I found a dangling participle right here?

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>> Was that dream?

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>> You did an amazing job.

I can't believe it's him.

>> Hey.

>> You don't have to be doing this, you know.

>> Could be studying.

>> I think I need a study break.

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>> What's going on with you in this beddinger?

I mean, I appreciate the cinnamon but it's wrong.

>> It feels right to me.

>> It's not your problem, it's mine.

>> What if helping you with your problem helps me with mine?

Look, I don't want to be like I've been.

I can't.

>> And if this is the reason to change you, it's as good as any.

Better.

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>> Thanks for doing this with me, Carla.

>> Thank you, I had a really nice time.

>> Really?

>> Really.

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>> Someone's smiling.

I'm not doing this with you guys.

Come on.

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>> Okay.

Let's kick that one straight but.

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>> Okay, we want to play.

>> Please, we're studying.

>> Study, I'm not from the R.

>> Dude, I can't concentrate.

Yeah, let's leave these aquatic recreational facilities.

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>> Oh, a digger.

>> Please let him get off.

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>> Two words.

Okay, first words.

That's it, Richard.

Okay, two syllables.

Excellent.

>> Yes.

>> All right.

>> Just don't say.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, Carla, go get her.

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>> Hey, what's up, bro?

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>> Carla.

>> Hey.

>> You want to talk to me?

>> Yeah.

Look, everybody in town knows that I have already played a role.

I think it's only right that you have one.

>> Stay here in an actual room.

>> Yes.

>> And sleeping the bed with sheets.

>> Yes.

>> And use the bathroom?

>> Yes, you can even use the shower if you want.

>> And the soap?

>> Yes.

>> He will, Carla.

You know, this is kind of a surprise to me.

You want me to move in so fast.

I mean, I had a great time in our day.

And the kiss was certainly a lot.

But you know, guys, you see, I asked a plan a little hard to get.

You're asking me to be your living boy, chore.

>> No, I am offering you a room.

Not my room.

Yes or no?

>> Yes.

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>> Okay.

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You can make it on your road.

And i don't believe

The love is worthless then gold.

How you like it to feel?

And i barely believe

Now you should do whatever you want to.

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That was SHIIT!

Yeah!

Light!

Yes!

Light!

You can only go in the middle.

God!

She's really lovely.

That's a shame.

Love is a little strong.

I would say it's more...

More of a like.

Love like...

We'll start a little later out, right?

Yeah?

That they do all right.

Wow, there's water in this toilet.

So...

So...

Was I really your hero once?

Yeah.

Look big, bra.

Never asked you for anything.

And it's not like I'm asking for that much now.

Maybe just a little karma.

Hey!

You're not coming home tonight?

Well, she offered and I felt kind of obligated.

I mean, you can't hurt the filie.

It's just one night.

I'll be back, baby.

Good night, Tanger.

Good night.

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He's close.

He with a competition is tomorrow.

Close means Dinger leaves here forever.

Close means Carla loses the hotel.

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Are you all right?

Yeah.

Maybe a little scared.

A little scared is karma.

You know, I want to apologize to you, Pam.

What?

For treating you like a fantasy all these years.

You know, an object.

The hottest object in the history of mankind.

I mean, those 11 playboy covers confirmed that.

13.

Anyway, the truth is, almost of us are scared to death of love.

You at least give it a chance.

You take your boys to little league games.

You rescue animals.

You've been the best friend to law so I can ever have.

Thank you, Tanger.

I have to go.

I know.

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I could call it off.

No.

We're ready.

The legend returns, right, bro?

Look, Tanger, you don't have to do this.

I hear those more than a sandwich kid.

Look at you guys.

You want to look like Lindsey Loham without a beer.

Come on, have some faith.

Tomorrow, the Dinger rides again.

Just like that Plato dude said.

It's all inside me, right?

Yeah.

And Carla?

Yeah.

I wrote a song.

Do you mind if I play it?

Sure.

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It's me and my friends and coos don't leave God's old days.

Come to catch a few waves and leave me.

[Laughs]

I can't call her.

She's on her new ways.

To finish tricks, to deny, to tease in our faces.

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My boy, to read, she loves every fun.

But now he close Shakespeare took him to the Queen of Teeth.

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I love my family.

You coes to become this is my family.

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Wow.

What a tender moment for a bunch of losers on the verge of complete annihilation.

So Carla, heard about your little date.

He really bad hard up you to do a makeover in the window.

I'd leave now butt, muncher.

You're the only one leaving do middle.

And I'm sure with a little bit of luck, you'll soon have your very own shopping carton downtown Detroit.

After I destroy your drunk boy friend, my lawyer will begin foreclosing on your little hotel.

You had your chance baby.

You blew it.

Wow.

Congratulations, Brad.

That was perhaps the best dick speech in the history of all dicks, which is appropriate

because your flies open.

That's right.

Made you look.

You guys get a good night's sleep.

Because tomorrow you and your girlfriend lose everything.

Oh, that's right.

You do have that one chance.

Yeah.

I remember.

That's right.

You're still my family.

You're close to me, girl.

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You know, Brad.

You should be real careful with karma.

You can bite you the ass.

Perls of wisdom from the wine, though.

Well, well, well.

You and your sorry ass entourage of actually shown up.

All right, let's keep this simple so even you can understand.

Three waves, best to out of three winds.

Translation.

After two quick rides, you leave Costa Rica forever.

Now can you tell my beautiful friends what happens if I win?

Yeah, of course.

If there happens to be an active god, just don't they hear what I have to hear more is for one year.

You sober enough to begin?

Let's do this.

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Thanks for everything, bro.

You okay?

Yeah.

You can do this.

The legend returns.

Come on, Patso.

After you've Brad.

Come on.

What are you guys doing?

You're so hot.

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You better pray, you better.

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What's he doing up there?

Sweet, it's cool man.

What are you doing?

[Laughs]

Great, it's great.

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What's going on?

This doesn't look good.

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Think God's crying.

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Did you see that lightning?

Oh, it's just got stuck by lightning.

You saved your breath.

No!

Grab my horn.

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[Laughs]

Oh my God, don't worry everyone.

You're not dead.

You're just on tape.

We don't have to know anything about supernatural phenomena, for example, do we?

I don't have to know.

Anyone want to help?

I think he's shittest pants.

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That would you pray for?

Yes, and you were in there too, bro.

I'm going to need a served coach if I go pro.

You got it.

I know I didn't beat him the way I used to back in the day, but I still won the woman I loved.

That's what they call "I'm in a quiet and love."

Dickens wrote about that.

That is when you like.

You love somebody, but they don't love you back.

That might not apply here for us.

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Sorry about that.

I just wanted to say goodbye.

God, I'm so proud of you.

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Will you always wanted that kiss?

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That's all you got, Dinger.

Not even close.

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Book of 7 words, first word.

Okay, one syllable.

Prayer, prayer, drop, shake, hand, hand.

Okay, sounds like...

Sit, sit, I'm in a second word.

Second word.

Give up.

Give up.

We didn't put your mind.

Yes, so now we get to see you.

Our vibe.

Yeah.

If I look correctly, I think you guys call this stupid Americans.

You're on the lane train.

We've seen this show before.

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You've watched like this before.

You've watched like this before.

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Don't move down to the other lane.

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Time for me to come.

There's nothing around.

Set back and close my eyes.

If I were to be too far.

I chose to pass.

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