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Those are the rules, any questions?
Great.
Well, room assignments are on the board.
Alright.
I say, let's dash all of our stuff in our rooms.
Hit up the hot tub, and the liquor cabinet.
Let's get this party started, shall we?
Woo!
I'm in.
Have me at liquor cabinet.
Hell's with another fucking yell!
You can do this.
Wow.
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Okay.
So I haven't decided which bikini I want to wear yet.
Do we know as option?
Of course.
Oh, I like this person.
On me or on you.
Really?
Yeah.
These are my lines.
These are like samples.
So I figure it'll be a perfect time to test them out.
Yeah.
But I think he left your steamer and chunk in the hallway.
Oh, yeah.
I'll get it later.
Good.
Look, it's the girl's bedroom.
Wanna watch?
What?
You can see everything.
It's show.
You're such a pervert, man.
So do you want to watch her now?
I'm down.
Maybe.
And so let's get on the dress.
Alright, ladies.
Let's drip down and suit up.
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Oh, give it a few minutes and it'll be.
All of them.
There you go.
Wait.
Before you take anything else off.
So you know how one of those reality shows you have like hidden cameras all over.
I'm feeling about that tech-nart.
You might have come in here and it's not a camera somewhere.
You know, he absolutely was the first one in the house.
Yeah.
But I don't know about you, but I'm not about to be recorded without my knowledge.
Check out this app on my phone.
It recognizes remote camera frequencies as if it were the receiver.
Oh, yeah.
If there's a camera in here, it'll pick it up.
What are they doing?
Who cares?
Let's see if I can.
Oh, give it a one.
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Is it in here?
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, put it on right now.
Those perverts are watching us right now.
Yeah.
See the little girl, man.
She looks so...
But if we were poor, we might all have to go home.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's not happening.
We just got you.
Okay.
Okay.
First detection, then revenge.
Okay.
I can work with that.
You know what?
They're watching?
Let's give them something to watch.
And talk about music, please.
Okay.
Oh.
Wow.
Right, Maggie.
Wait a show.
Think there's strippers or something?
I don't know, but it moves like that.
They could be easy.
Supermob.
Oh.
Look at everything just bouncing.
It's just like having clouds.
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She could have thought that we have.
Don't show them how to do something.
Don't give them some instruction.
Beautiful, man.
She's...
Damn.
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Hey, you hit no boy.
Transfixation lad, you in there?
Hey, problem is I'm the same.
Just so you know, if you're talking about Jenna,
I'm going to have to kill you.
No.
I'm more of a Maggie time, man.
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No, oh, no.
The fog.
Who's just getting interesting?
Okay, down on a big deal.
Uh-oh.
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Do you think they knew that we were watching them?
Ah, yeah.
Pretty sure.
There's a big fuck you from her right there.
This is not good, Jenna.
I mean, luckily, I can rewind this.
And we could-- I could replay everything.
But you guys probably don't want to be in the room, 'cause--
I mean, if you do, that's fine.
I really don't want to be in the room.
I can always use an extra.
I will gladly leave the room.
I've been practicing these once.
I can leave.
You can really--
No, you can stay.
One more long time.
We're up one out.
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But taste.
But you know, there's not a bad app on that whole bunch of their money.
It's so frustrating.
I don't think she even knows I exist.
Well, then you have to make sure she does.
Wait, no offense.
You think I'm going to take from an anticon wise from an old lifeguard?
Oh, nice.
I'll answer that in two parts.
Number one, I'm hung like a orangutan.
Hey, big guy.
You got enough air down there?
Number two, all this talk about how men think that women think that size doesn't matter.
It's BS man.
I mean, look at me.
I'm a okay-looking guy.
I mean, I got a pretty good physique.
Natural tan and everything.
But all I do is sit up there in that tower and wait for them to come to me.
But don't mind saying so myself.
I have saved my fair share of relationships.
Because when I'm not up in that tower, I'm a marriage counselor in Santa Monica.
Dr. Jodo Lifeguard, marriage counselor, okay, at your service.
You're kidding, right?
About which part?
Marriage counselor?
No.
About the part getting more sex in a man can handle in a lifetime.
It's true, man.
It's true.
But I'll be honest with you.
It's not enough that you want them.
They have to pick you.
So how do we make that happen here?
Okay.
I'm listening up because I'm only going to tell you this once.
I want you to go down the pier.
Get a candle.
And then tonight, I want you to stand outside of her bedroom window.
Not too close, mind you.
Yeah.
Don't want to creep around.
Are you sure about this?
Just stand outside of her window, okay?
With your lit candle.
Selfless in your vigil.
Through rain or shine.
You're so beautiful.
You're so beautiful.
Come on.
Yeah, buddy.
Awesome.
I like it.
I like it.
Hi.
Hi, ladies.
No, no.
I know.
Well, I'll see you in the morning.
Ladies.
Good night.
What about your tractor?
Keep it.
So I can recognize you.
Next time I see you.
Mind if I join you?
Of course.
Good.
This is one of the perks of the job.
Next to me, the nice new people like you.
So what is that for new deal?
Oh, I'm a lot of different things.
House manager.
Sometimes cook yoga instructor, a tour guide, friend, if someone ever needs one.
I'd like to show the yoga.
Seven a.m.
I would hear it tomorrow morning.
Oh.
And what is the second class?
Nice.
Oh, God.
That was a good one.
I just...
No, no, no.
I do like for.
Especially when I was a kid.
Class.
Okay, so I have a confession to make.
I haven't actually done it.
You got to be kidding me.
I know.
Vanessa, the little teaser girl.
But I was raised old fashioned, so yeah.
I'm a virgin.
And I'm okay with that.
But I do everything else.
No, really, everything.
So you're waiting for the honeymoon?
No.
Nothing like that.
When I meet my girl, I'll know it.
What about you?
Well, that.
Love her.
boyfriend ex-husband, ex-murder.
I've actually never been in love.
I don't even know what love feels like.
Miss Mory?
I'll just mory.
Let's just say that love and I are old and dear friends.
But there's nothing quite like the feeling of being in love.
I'm giving to someone for the high being in love.
I guess.
I don't have a clue.
Trust yourself.
You don't know.
Well, I hear something I call it a night.
Or take a long walk on the beach.
Is that it, yeah?
Yeah, well.
That time for me.
And yoga, the ass crack and dawn.
I'm so sleepy.
Thank you very much.
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It's okay.
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Sorry if I creaked you out.
I was looking at Maggie.
She's so beautiful.
And, well, no.
You.
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There's nothing wrong with looking.
Have you tried telling her?
Yeah, I can never do that.
We'll never say never.
I think you can man up quite nicely if given the chance.
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I'll glue one.
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Hey, it's you.
I thought I'd seen all I was going to see of you tonight.
What are you doing out here?
Can sleep.
Why not?
Thinking about you.
Uh-huh.
Jenna Jenna.
Where for our foul?
With loves like wings.
These stony limits cannot hold the love out.
Well, without leave me so unsatisfying.
I know what satisfaction can now have tonight.
Well, he didn't write it like this, but she shakes me all you would say.
Come down to me.
Um, yeah, give me a minute.
Come on, I got you.
I'll catch you.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Come down.
Okay.
Piece of cake.
Ready?
Ready?
Go.
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Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Was that catch me or caught me?
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Catch me, got it.
Look at her wanky.
Wait.
You like that?
Wait.
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Somebody's coming.
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Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you all by yourself?
Um, yeah.
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You happen to be sitting right here on my favorite walking path to the beach.
Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
I need to exercise to burn off all my excess sexual energy.
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So, did you come here with a group?
Or, I apply yourself?
Um, I...
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It's just, no, I mean, uh, it's just me.
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Uh-huh.
I feel like you're a shivering.
Is there anything?
Anything else?
I can do that.
I can do for you, man.
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Oh, God.
What do you want to blanket?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
You don't have to kick my shawl.
No.
No.
No.
I'm well.
I'm better.
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B-Go-Boo! I see you!"
Ohโฆ
Was it as good for you as much as me, Young Sala?
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Nietzsche!
15.
I'm going to leave you my number with Ms. Marine, okay?
(Laughs)
And I'm right down the road in the assisted living facility.
Okay.
And Young Lady, you need to share it's important.
Bye!
Thank you.
(Laughs)
What do you have to say for yourself?
Thank you.
I guess.
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Come on.
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Seriously, Roach, and how a real thing.
They're just people getting mistaken for seals all the time.
That's why shark attacks us.
Seriously?
What are you doing, Lodge your round for? I need your help.
I'm not lounging around.
I'm cooling down after my yoga workout.
Okay, I'm coming. I'm icing my couch.
Trying to see if it'll ever work again.
I think this is what's really in half.
I need to work on my downward dog.
Yeah.
Okay, help me up. Help me up.
No, not you.
All right, you're done.
What do you need my help with?
Well, Lolo is jogging on the beach.
And she found a baby seal in distress.
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She went and got Joe the Lifeguard.
And he called her back.
We rev it door.
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Really nice, huh?
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He took the seal to the Marine Mammal Institute.
And now Lolo wants to throw the benefit party to help raise money to heal the seal.
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How do I do?
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I'm not bad.
Party? Oh yeah. I'm good.
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Well, magazine. So am I.
You're already on.
Really?
Yep.
I'm thinking we can do it here.
Out here?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm seeing a live span.
Maybe a couple hundred people.
Cocktails.
Oh, rape. Oh, yes, it would be good.
I mean, there's a whole stipulation about the spine.
I'm not sure if you can break anything, Role.
But I'm sure we can talk that over with Marine.
So you've done this before.
Oh yeah, yeah.
This is like a runway show without the models.
Left bitch, you can fall.
And who knows what else I can wrangle up
I've bright and night.
By the way, I decided to party some Friday.
Yay.
Not you.
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Hey, excuse me.
You got to click second.
Sure.
What's up?
Nice to meet you, man.
Man, he West.
Friends call me Andy West Coast.
It's a little joke.
I'm a town agent.
It's literally my job.
Go around scouting people.
Look for fresh faces like yourself.
My cart.
Yeah.
I'm sure you hear this all the time.
You and my friend.
You've got that face for filming TV.
So what if I was interested?
Do you have any headshots?
No, what's that, drink?
Ha ha.
You're funny, buddy.
Go up to the by-tender.
Like, hey, go up to the by-tender.
Hey, go up to the by-tender.
Look at the little headshot on the rocks.
No, no, no.
Seriously.
They're just pictures, man.
Usually done by a professional.
You got those?
I don't.
I'm gonna get my guy on this.
I'm gonna take care of you, right?
Just do me a favor.
Just be here tomorrow.
Same place, same time.
Sure.
Ha, self.
Do me a favor, right?
Where's the little fan here?
Why'd you?
Got that?
Hold it.
There might be the commission.
I'm gonna take this tomorrow, right?
Yeah.
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Selfless in your vigil.
Selfless.
Through rain or shining through rain or shining through rain or shining.
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Morning, sailors.
Some rains for me, how does night hop?
What you doing?
Well.
You've all been such good boys.
I decided to make you my special, here's this civil, almost instant talk of putting.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Very nice of you.
Oh, no, it's nothing.
And you guys really deserve it.
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Where's you got there some free samples for?
Absolutely not.
Not until it's finished.
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Are those dolphins?
Oh, right out there.
I'm not a liftoff.
No, I think so.
I think I really see them.
Oh, honey.
Can I have some?
You know, actually it's just for the boys.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's a special guy putting.
I've put it.
I've never heard of that.
You know, I'm just wondering about some of those here before this event showing you some.
Sure.
Awesome.
I know what they're talking about.
Eat up boys.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
That's a stuff.
This is some of the best pudding I've ever eaten.
The best.
No.
I think.
What's in your special ingredient?
What do you mean?
What makes it taste so good.
Well, my mom taught me how to make it.
And she always said that the special ingredient was love.
Oh, no.
It's nice, isn't it?
Well, you guys later.
And I hope it all comes out all right.
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A little German by that.
Women?
They're always saying things I don't even make sense.
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Mm-hmm.
Awesome.
Mm-hmm.
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It's like an orgasm in your mouth.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Let's try it every bit.
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It's good idea.
No.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's so good.
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Okay.
We're done just sweet.
Especially when it's pretty.
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Bell stations?
Bell stations?
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So just on the phone?
Yep.
That's only matter of time.
Okay.
Now we're ready.
What are you doing?
I'm doing.
Nothing.
No.
Uh-huh.
Out with it, Earl.
I'm so sure about it.
I'm so sure about it.
Really?
Really?
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Are you telling me?
Yes.
Okay.
So,
Lola wanted to get back at the boys
for their little camera gag.
So she planted their camera on their own toilet.
I'm not a fine idea.
Why?
Who is right?
But I use gloves.
I use gloves.
Okay.
So here's the best part.
Then I may or may not have that them
chocolate pudding with wax it is.
Oh!
Oh!
Yes.
It's only a matter of time before we're able to see
in here the results of our little experiment.
Guys, guys.
We'll just go play some sand football, huh?
Yeah.
Maybe we can get the girls to join?
Oh!
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No!
No!
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Oh my gosh!
I was thinking of the eight.
You guys had the weakest stomachs.
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Oh! Baby blue house.
Oh!
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Oh!
Johnny!
Johnny!
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Johnny!
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Oh!
Oh, fuck.
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Drink this.
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Beer will help.
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Fuck this.
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Sorry, I can't, oh my god. Joni now!
Oh, what is that?
Oh, no!
She's a monster.
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh!
What is that?
Oh, no!
Fuck!
Oh, you two?
Oh, you two?
Oh, oh!
I've never got things to do.
Oh, oh, that was amazing.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Bitches must die.
Oh, this is my special little surveillance camera.
I found it in our bathroom and in my other hand, I have hard evidence that we were poisoned by that bitch, which whatever fish to add in the trash myself, the proof gentleman is in the pudding.
So they hid your little creeper cam on us.
You know, you're in a clear water and so be it.
And maybe I can get guilt sex out of Maggie.
I mean, I'll even settle for a video that I can view on my own in my spare time or I'll take it even a single picture, I'm a pretty reasonable guy.
Sorry.
Hey, this is any west, so I can't take a call, please leave your info, I'll call you back.
Ciao.
You have to admit it, kind of.
No, no, I don't have to.
You made great noises.
Come on, let's take a look.
And what are you three up to now?
To be honest, we all feel really bad about what happened, especially Jenna since we deliberately kept her out of it.
So what we're up to is a sorry we gave you diarrhea make up dinner.
It's high food.
I think guys aren't going to believe you.
I'm not sure if I believe you there after less nice little shit show.
Please, please, please accept our apology.
I accept your apology.
I'm only speaking for myself though, the other guys have to work on yourselves.
Look at this.
You know, there is something honest and sincere about that guy.
Not to mention the movie star good looks.
Is the point of the package I guess?
You know, I don't know what love is.
Taking an interest in the opposite sex.
All I said was I was a nice guy and that's all there is to it.
You know, I've been around long enough to know that when somebody says,
and that's all there is to it.
That's not all there is to it.
What do you want?
Nobody's stopping you.
There it is.
I don't like Johnny.
Not Johnny.
I don't want to hear you.
Do you like him?
Not.
Do not.
Do you?
Do you?
Lying on the head of the key thunk pants.
Oh, well, he is kind of gorgeous.
Okay.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to be a little him in.
Tonight before we eat, you're going to go put on some notice me make up.
And I have a top of my bag that combined with your tits.
We'll knock his eyes out.
Literally.
All right.
Can I try to do two to behave while I'm gone?
Of course.
All right, I'm going to see a bit of it.
What are you doing now?
Nothing.
Just another little secret ingredient.
Just a piece.
What is it this time?
Just a harmless gastroirotic terror.
Gastroirotic terrorism.
Gastroirotic.
There's someone who doesn't do it.
You've seen how a personal party favors.
Didn't look problems.
You promised.
Technicality.
Dinner's ready.
Really good.
Oh, no, Charlie.
Actually honey, that's he's taken.
Why don't we have a sign sitting in that.
I had to make reservations.
Charlie, what's your place?
Just come sit by me today.
Johnny.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
So what is it?
It's a Asian fusion moitai crop.
Isn't that a mixed martial art?
Very funny.
So how do we know we can even trust you?
Yeah.
How do we know?
I mean, it all came out all right last time.
Didn't it?
Hey.
It's my father, the director used to say,
"No kupu talk at dinner."
Guys, guys, look.
We're really, really sorry.
Maggie spent all day in the kitchen today,
working away so hard preparing
his authentic meal to get back in your good graces.
So the least we can do is just eat up.
Here.
Try the special sauce.
It really helps bring out the flavor.
So what's coming up for tonight?
After we eat, we're going to go to an event
that a party plan is outlined up.
They're having a band and we can check it out before
a benefit party.
Oh, right.
Let's go clubbing.
Hey.
Okay.
Cool.
So I've obviously never used that word ever in my life
for normal life.
Ever used it again.
I swear.
Just.
I'm sorry, guys.
This is private party.
You're not able to get inside.
Have a good night, guys.
Have a good night.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Let me handle this ladies.
I don't think so.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
Really?
I'm a big guy.
Oh, that would be me.
How can I help you tonight, guys?
You look familiar.
Probably met.
We're friends in this marine.
You must be talking about my brother.
Brother from another mother.
So we're marine.
Do you remember that song?
I know.
Think you're talking about sweet malessa.
There's a difference.
But you're losing money.
I know it's a difference.
Do you want to make something out of it?
I'm capturing this on video right now.
So if you try to do it, don't.
Here.
So marine.
Sweet marine.
Of course, guys.
Everybody, you're going to go inside.
Take a look around.
You can help yourself.
Enjoy your life.
You can stay as long as you want.
Everybody.
Everybody except him.
Love me.
You and I say to me.
Every time I'm still relating, I can feel the tension.
I need.
If it feels right, I can be so bright.
You and I.
We.
Guys, it's all.
You're getting set.
Yeah.
We need to.
So we.
You'll forever be.
I'm ready to myself.
To go you can't.
I'm gonna start a war.
I am the new black.
You better watch your back.
You know you are more.
I'm causing a terror.
I'm going to be a war.
I'm going to be a war.
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[music]
[click]
I am not amused at all.
Do you know what we just went through?
Tell me about it.
We were just hitchhiking on the side of the road
with our rock-celled packs out.
No, we would pick us up.
Who would he accept?
That we'd all ready up to street from the assist of the different places.
Hi boys!
Oh, do you need a ride?
Oh, yeah.
Thanks for the offer, but it doesn't look like you have any room in there, so...
Oh no, no, no, no! Problem. We can sit on your abs. We can sit on your abs. Oh, my god!
No! Wow! Guys, get out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy!
Oh, hey, Mom. Glory to the Lord for the Beach!
We ran. We ran to the beach.
We thought we got a random one.
Oh, boys, could you help me, please? I really can't see the...
The rails with the snipe. Do you know the eyes? Get off!
Oh, oh! Oh! Oh!
This is amazing!
That is terrible.
No! Not a rail!
Oh! Oh!
Don't take me now.
Make sure she's safe, Charlie.
You're good.
Oh, thanks for giving me an end.
Thanks, Charlie. You're welcome.
That's a shoot-off lady, huh?
Yeah. Yeah.
We should grab your dick to shut the hell up!
Are you going to stay in the middle of the night?
Are we going to put this thing in good use?
It's not very funny. She was ripped our dick soft.
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to be practical.
But if you don't want to make love, then maybe we can use it as a hat rack.
Of course you use. Maybe a little bit of ringtiles?
Enough with the dick jokes. Let's see what I'm doing.
(Laughter)
(Music)
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No.
(Music)
(Music)
Oh my god, what's with all the racket?
Hey, my good morning.
Today you were in for a special treat.
I am making my famous smelly face whipped cream candied pancakes with hot maple syrup.
How big it was stacked can you take?
And after a last night's little dick experiment
there's just a big dick experiment.
We're never eating anything you guys make ever again.
Yeah you put fun at us for the last time.
Fine, more grasp.
I don't know about you guys but all that dancing last night
really worked up my appetite, I'll think of double sack.
Pan cake me.
-You coming, Rhetta?
-Yeah I think to spill that fruit go-to-wee.
I think I'll have a couple stances as well.
-Of course you will.
I will.
-You'll show you how to eat.
-Well, he's the same way.
-No, no, no, no, no.
-It's okay.
-Do you like-
-Oh.
-Oh.
-Tarling.
Was it something you ate or...
-Oh, I don't sure.
-Well, not to button but...
I'm assuming you're sexually active.
I's not like I sleep around.
Well, is your period late or missing an action?
-I don't think it's-
-I just think you might want to try one of these.
-You know how to.
-I've never had to before if I was a child.
-Instructions are on the packet.
Let me know if I can do anything.
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โช If you're down for some matter bout heat โช
โช You beat girls you're in for a tree โช
โช Living it up with my boys โช
โช In our American reach out โช
โช Whoa โช
โช Let me see โช
โช Hey โช
Hey this is Annie West, so I can't take her call
easily near info, and I'll call you back.
Ciao.
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You going through something right now,
you had a turner point?
Hey.
Goodbye, Joe.
Bye, honey.
Yeah.
What?
Come me from Paris.
Oh, I love it.
Promise?
Okay.
All right.
Have a safe flight, honey.
Bye-bye.
Damn.
I guess you can't say I'm at a turning point.
You must be Joe the left card.
Johnny, right?
Yeah.
How'd you know that nice to meet you?
Oh, you know, I read up on all the winners.
I like the nose on my beach.
So what's going on?
Oh, I'm not sure.
I mean, everything's just happening so fast and more
different than I've ever--
I would have ever expected.
Or do you just like everybody else?
Well, I mean, you're from around here.
The people just come up to you on the beach.
You know, give you a chance to get in the movies and TV.
Is it a guy or a girl?
It was a guy.
Did he touch your penis with--
many part of his body?
Well, well, no.
No, no.
I just wanted to get that out of the way.
Well, that's good.
Listen, I guess it happens, you know, sometimes.
And if that business is something that you're interested in,
then I think you should go do it.
Thank you, Joe.
Hey, you're welcome.
Hey, good luck with that.
Thank you.
Let me know what happens.
Oh, I think it's supposed to be like this.
And it happened so long ago.
And you-- I think the one.
Well, he must have been good for something.
Oh, one.
I don't think that's what we need right now.
And the worst part is things were going so great with Vincent.
He would have been that one and a million guy.
And when I tell him it'll ruin everything.
Maybe don't tell him.
He can make it like your little secret.
Like, it never be that important.
Or an ethical.
It never did it to a guy that I care about.
What are you going to do about the baby?
I could never be that person either.
I'm a modern girl, but--
You don't justify yourself to anybody.
Just do what's good for you.
Maybe what you and Vincent have is strong enough.
No.
It's not-- it's-- I can't-- I can't do it to him.
I can't--
I can't-- I can't.
I can't.
What she needs is time.
Hey, Johnny.
Hey, Loa.
Nice suit.
Thank you.
Someone's up to getting the hot tub.
Would you care to join me?
All right, guess so.
Don't want to push your arm.
Sorry, I don't take it the wrong way, but I guess not a lot
of such a happening greatest day.
Where have you heard?
Nothing.
I've heard nothing from nobody.
That's the problem.
So come on in.
Now, usually go for a job type,
but in your situation, I'll make an exception.
Lawrence, you are sweetheart.
You know, I'm not just some highly successful college athlete.
You know, I have hopes and feelings and dreams, too,
and even a degree.
What exactly did you study?
Well, it was a Fizzet major in the one day, I had a moment
of clarity.
You could say, as I was walking by the theater building.
Change it around a little bit.
Well, they didn't go for the hot type.
Like I said, I'm really not making an exception.
You didn't put anything in the water.
Did you?
I mean, after the last couple of times, I got asked.
No, just me.
All right.
So the horse walks into a bar in the bar,
and she says, "Why the long face?"
Get it?
I guess I need to go.
I guess I'm just at a crossroads right now,
where I'm from, it's flat land.
As far as I can see in every direction,
I've never even seen the ocean before until we could go.
And now I'm swimming in it, and just a few days ago,
I complete stranger walk up to me,
and gave me a chance to live my dreams.
And now, how often does that happen?
Of course, he hasn't called or done shit since then,
but I can already see that it's a much bigger world than I've ever thought.
I have more choices than I ever imagined.
I think I'm going to move here.
I'm not even home to, but you say.
Maybe, but I don't got anything to tell me down back home.
I'm already here now.
I'm not sure if I can see anything.
If you don't want to.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know if anything if you don't want to.
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Fuck you.
What happened to you guys?
I thought you guys were on the top of the world.
Well hell you do that.
Can I get another brother?
Yeah.
You're really one one.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
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What?
Drinking like that.
I hate beer.
I hate the taste of it.
I hate the smell of it.
I hate the texture.
Still awake and keep it down.
It's a place trick I learned at a college fraternity.
Huh.
A trick that you learned at a fraternity.
You don't even look like a frac guy at all.
It turns out I wasn't it.
I put it with a nonsense in the black ball
on the first round.
Said I didn't fit the mold.
I think I did get out of those guys.
That stupid trick.
And a different sense of who I was.
And wasn't.
Let's change that.
New business.
This means that the brotherhood is now in session.
And I'm not going to Charlie.
It's a new brotherhood.
On favorite.
Say I.
Hi.
It's unanimous.
Charlie is a new president of the brotherhood.
Woo!
Speech.
Speech.
Parachthers.
And then speech.
I would like to thank the brotherhood for recognizing my leadership potential.
I also want to say that this honor may be the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
It's a brotherhood.
Brotherhood.
Oh.
Shit.
Do you think he's all right?
Yeah.
I think the gradation is for.
No, that's probably the best he's ever done.
No.
No.
Oh, that's a nice gesture.
Oh, God.
This fucker's heavy.
No one did.
Your pretty decent guy.
The brotherhood never leaves a man behind.
I'm for bad.
Today is a big day.
And tonight's the big night.
Party.
What?
Oh, later after yoga.
We need to go make sure everything's going smoothly for the best party.
And I want to call the vet and check on the host.
Actually, today we have a bigger problem than that.
Jenna has broken things off with Vincent.
Oh, I'm good together.
Last night at the beach.
She was talking about going home early.
And if she leaves the beach house, then you all have to go home.
I can't let her leave like this.
Rooms it for her and for the rest of us.
I can't stop her.
Only you guys can.
And we'll not have a lot of time.
I know your mind's already made up on this, but can we talk?
I have made up my mind.
I don't think there's much you can certainly make me change it.
Well, that's what, Brenda for.
You're inventing maybe such a powerful connection.
Don't you think you at least owe it to him till the truth?
Oh, I love him so much, but I can't do that to him.
He's got his whole life planned out.
It's not fair.
You got to admit, so much has already happened this week.
There's so many good things.
And we don't want to lose that.
We don't want to lose you.
We're just trying to keep you from making what could be the biggest mistake of your life.
You gave me missed it.
It's kind of already happened.
I mean, this is me trying to deal with the consequences of it all.
There's not always one right answer.
Sit down.
I'll make you some tea.
I'll make you some tea.
, I'll make you some tea.
You don't make a decision that's going to affect the rest of your life in the heat of the moment.
Every decision we make sets into motion of powerful chain of events.
Everything you've ever done and a lot of what you will do is based on these decisions.
And all of the lead to different possible outcomes.
So I need to choose.
Don't just have to choose.
You have to choose wisely.
What do you think you would do if you told him?
What?
You love it.
You're pregnant.
It's not yours.
Still want to get married and live the rest of our lives together?
You can't do that, isn't it?
Made a commitment to you.
Doesn't he even deserve a chance to be a part of that?
Morning.
I hope I'm not in the rutting.
No, we're just nice PJs.
Thanks, I guess.
Look, I've got to be honest.
I was standing in the hall.
Were you spying on us again?
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't mean to.
I just, I got up to take a big piss.
WTM-I-A.
WTM-I-A.
WTM-I-A.
Wait too much information again.
And.
Well, I heard it all.
I guess.
Well, then come here.
You're just going to have to be one of the girls.
And, well, swear you to secrecy.
I'm okay with the secrecy, but do I need to be one of the girls?
Yes.
It's a sisterhood.
So, where it?
So, I'm a brother and the sister?
Just promise you won't say anything to anyone.
I promise.
Okay.
Now go pick.
Mind if I join you.
Please.
So, what brings you all the way out here?
I come out here every day if I can.
There's something just so magical about the ocean.
If you let yourself feel that it can heal you.
I'm trying to decide what I feel.
I'm proud of you, you know.
I'm just trying to do the right thing.
You didn't have to tell us you were there.
I thought about not doing the right thing, but I couldn't.
You remind me a lot of someone I used to know.
What was it?
My guy.
So, where is he?
He was a career soldier and officer.
He didn't make it back from Afghanistan.
I was so sorry.
You know, I loved him because he stood up for what he believed in.
I see a little bit of that in you.
You know, you were a good guy, Charlie.
He didn't deserve to be treated the way I married you treated you.
It's confusing because I wanted her.
I know.
I feel sorry for her.
You know.
I guess for her anyway.
Not the one.
Well, maybe you are the one.
Just like you said, not for her.
You want to finish what you were thinking about that person.
I thought.
Did she want me to jerk off on the drapes?
She's like a real man.
She's like a real man.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes you've got to jump into it.
Sometimes you've got to take a chance.
Sometimes you've got to take a leave of thing.
My chest be worth it.
I'll say you bet.
You will find what you're looking for.
I'll say you bet.
Baby you see.
Walking through the sun that's with me.
Sally, baby.
What you've been dreaming of.
Because of you, me together.
If that's what you want.
If that's what you need.
I'll say good to a place where we'll be free.
I'll say you bet.
You'll find what you're looking for.
I'll say you bet.
Baby you see.
Walking through the sun that's with me.
Oh, sorry.
I'll say you bet.
You'll find what you're looking for.
I'll say you bet.
Well, it's a great thing.
You have no idea what he's going to say.
Do anything you should give him a chance.
You have no idea.
I mean, my parents never got mad.
I was just so called love child, but there was never any love around in my early life.
They didn't say together.
I don't even think I saw my dad any time after I was five.
I guess you can say him a little sensitive.
Wow.
I had no idea.
Yeah, it's not like I walk around with a sign around my neck.
Well, I must have read through the lines.
And then the sign says beautiful intelligent caring woman with a painful childhood.
Spends her life picking care of other people's issue kids.
Hoping that the man of her dreams walked to the door.
And when he does and it's not exactly perfect,
it throws it all away.
You chicken's out on your own happiness.
[Screaming]
Nice dreams.
Thanks.
She took the one so you think you can do it.
You think?
And what would you do?
There's never really been there, never really done that.
Drag them to the altar, try to convince them that it is.
Yeah, probably.
So like me.
The woman I've come to know would want to give her baby a chance
if she didn't quite get two people, two parents who love her
and care for her and wouldn't want to raise a family with her.
I mean, don't think you at least owe it to them to tell them the truth
and let him make that decision on her his own.
I feel like that's what you want someone to do for you.
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Thank you everybody for coming tonight.
We're nylon pink.
Woo!
The wif please have no love and Maggie come join us on stage.
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Hi guys.
Hi everybody.
What's up?
Welcome to the heel.
Our still benefit party.
Thank you all so much for coming for a great cause.
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Also I'd like to welcome Miss Marine who knows everyone.
[Applause]
Also I'd like to thank Big Guy and the staff and crew here at the party.
You see our also.
Give me everyone please welcome.
He Mediterranean and Veterinarian the man who is actually healing our seal.
Dr. Spencer.
Thank you.
This guy is unfortunately Stanley couldn't make it tonight, but he did send this as a token of his appreciation.
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Alright everyone, enjoy your night.
The band is nylon pink.
Let's get it on.
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Johnny, Johnny, I have a look at every work for you.
Where have you been the pastor days?
You could have just called me back.
No bro, I couldn't like phone fell in the toilet.
I was all my contacts.
And the phone to the company was a nightmare man.
This I'm serious.
So let her in into you.
Uh, Charlie. This is Andy West.
Anywhere. Charlie.
What's up?
I'm a little bit scared.
I'm a little bit scared.
Oh, Charlie. This is Andy West. Anywhere.
Charlie.
Hey, what's up, man? Nice to meet you.
Alright.
Johnny, seriously.
I am glad I ran into you.
Remember how had you wear the white shirt?
Yeah.
Well, I had my guitar for come.
Took some pictures of you.
Oh, great.
I got you an audition man.
Let's amazing.
How do we get in touch with you?
No, we're going to make it easy.
I'm going to get in touch with you.
Alright?
And we go over to great name for car.
You've got to film.
You've won songs.
Excuse me, baby.
Um, the ladies what we need tonight.
Every song on I love.
Redness, morning.
Is it true?
Well, you know, I always want a special place for you.
But I am with this guy tonight.
So if he says every song on I love, then that's it.
Well.
Hello.
Good for you.
A little bit.
You need a hug.
You can carry on.
You're doing a good job.
Just do me a favor.
Have a fun time.
I need you there tomorrow.
Have to do it tomorrow.
I'll be there.
Yeah, man.
No joke.
No joke.
Look, I don't want to ruin your buzz.
All right.
You've got to have a great party.
Running through just a little bit.
It's going to be a good night, man.
I'm in.
Take care.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I really want to go in here for a while.
Yeah, we did.
I started away to do this night on.
Things that we have to kind of sort through.
But it's a great party.
I mean, I was going to play for a little announcement.
Yeah.
No.
No.
You're good.
You're good.
Good.
Congratulations.
All right.
Thank you.
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So we have a lot to talk about.
And we have our whole lives to talk about it.
Do you really want to talk about it now?
You know, you spend a lot of time putting that thing
in other people's faces.
It's okay to get in.
And easier than that camera in your hand.
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You got me at the end of time.
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You're doing this.
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Now it's like it's cute on you.
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Just like it.
I like it, lah.
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So how'd you be in all gorgeous and all this drafted,
beautiful and just a few genuine, too.
Thank you.
I'm caring and selfless.
It's very hard to find.
No, I need no one to be.
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So good.
So good.
So good.
Oh.
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How'd it turn out?
Yeah.
What do you have?
Yeah.
What should you do here?
Here.
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You're finally a bird.
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You're well.
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You can experience feelings like watching this.
Oh, my God.
No, I didn't already.
I'm going out a bit of an intro.
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Are you seeing me?
Oh, no.
It just looked like happened.
Now I've been blind.
I just woke up and he was gone.
And I kept crying.
I don't know where he is.
Oh, well, we have a lost one.
Yeah.
I'm sure he'll do it.
How am I?
This morning?
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Just freaking amazing.
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Does anybody have any food?
I want to kind of appetite.
And he carbs.
Bad.
Pizza.
Donuts.
Pancakes.
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Seems like the work.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, you're going to sleep in all the sleep in all the sleep.
Coffee?
Mm-hmm.
Good morning, guys.
Do you know where the internet is?
Actually, yeah.
You should come out here.
I think this is for you.
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(singing in foreign language)
(chewing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(singing in foreign language)
(laughing)
- I would just come up to you on the beach and give you a chance to go to get into movies and TV or something.
- I mean, what's that happen? - Sometimes, I guess. What's the guy or a girl? - It was, I mean, it was a guy.
- You look like a dad? - Yeah, no, no, no, no. - So you were at a turning point. I can tell.
(singing in foreign language)
- You think that's funny?
(singing in foreign language)
- Yeah, yeah, I'm out of, I'm out of 20 times.
(singing in foreign language)
- It's you.
- That guy touched your wiener?
(singing in foreign language)
- Will any part of his body? (laughing)
- Okay. Okay.
- I see there's a lot of girls on TV from Malibu.
I can't wait.
I've been to make more storage space in this phone.
- Yeah, Mom.
- No, no, no, no, I'm gonna take pictures of birds and squirrels.
Not to say girls, I said squirrels.
- Yeah, Mom.
- No.
- No, I said why did dad call me stupid?
- He said you're stupid and I'm stupid because I came out of you.
I just wanted to trip to Malibu and I'm gone for seven days. I'm glad.
Can I come back to after seven days?
I know I doubt I'll meet anybody to move in with.
Come on, is...
I know, I am stupid.
No, you're not.
Well, no, if I didn't have that restraining order,
I'd have a job by now. What an eye.
Will you share the variety on me now?
Now, why did you do that?
No, you're stupid.
Mom, this was supposed to be a happy moment for me.
You're ruining it.
You're ruining it just like you said.
I ruined your life.
You're ruining it for me.
You're...
I would.
If I could, I would marry a hooker.
And I bring her over and show grandma to she's even dumber.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
You just make me say things that I don't mean.
I mean, I do mean I'm not in the context that I'm saying that.
You know what?
I'm gonna make a suicide video, Mom.
Hi, guys.
I know you may think this is a joke.
But no, I'm leaving.
And I might not come back.
We'll set seven days, but if I find a better place to stay,
I'll stay there.
It might be hell.
Oh, yeah, no.
You know I'm already leaving in hell, Mom.
With you.
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