All language subtitles for 04-Chuck Norris - S01E04 - Karate Kommandos (Menace from Space)-eng

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris.

Man of action.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck

Norris karate commandos, Chuck Norris.

He's got nerves of steel
and strength to match.

Chuck Norris with his team peppered.

It's too dangerous to watch too much.

Watch Teemo the samurai warrior.

Read Chuck's teenage apprentice.

Tommy, a sumo champion

with Chuck Norris.

They battle
the sinister forces of the claw.

Remember this?

And the ruthless super ninja finish
Norris, Chuck Norris, Scalzi,

Chuck Norris, karate commandos.

Self control.

You need it in the martial arts.

And you need it in everyday life.

Self-control may mean giving up something
now for something more important later.

It also means a lot of hard work,
and sometimes it's not a lot of fun.

Self-control pays off at the end.

As you'll see in this adventure.

We've arrived at the launch site.

I'm depending on you, Chuck.

I'll warn them.

Mr. director.

Welcome aboard, Mr.

Norris.
I'm Colonel Spock and base security.

I was informed you were on the way.

We've got to talk.

Claws man attack here!

Are you joking?

The claw is going to try
and steal the shuttle.

Then he'd better hurry,
because the invincible lifts off

in five minutes.

It's time.

Splendid!

Super ninja!

Let's do it!

Man! That catapults.

Ready?

Your stun gun.

Tank.

Wow. Got.

Nobody's going to attack this base
while I'm in charge.

Not even a fly
could get through my defenses.

Not even a fly,

And here, Chuck.

It's claws, man.

They're moving on the shuttle.

Let's go get them.

Where do you think you're going?

With you. I've got a better idea.

You stay here with Swat and see that
that fly doesn't get out of the closet.

Stunning.

Isn't it?

Sleep tight.

Suckers!

Heads up, guys!

It's.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You're next. Help the guards!

I'll take care of the shuttle.

And be careful.

Why run when you can drive?

He's mine.

You get the shuttle.

Don't bet on it.

I've waited a long time for this.

Norris.

This.

You'll have to do better than that.

Attention!

All personnel must clear the launch area.

T-minus 60s and counting.

T-minus 50s and counting.

We'll finish this later.

No worries.

I've got a shuttle to steal.

Look, it's chock.

T-minus 40s and counting.

I told you, I got things to do.

T minus 30s and counting.

T minus 20s.

T minus 10s.

Ignition.

Liftoff.

This is for you, Norris.

You won the battle.

But the war is not over yet.

This is some place you got here.

Not exactly my taste.

Not reptilian enough for you, perhaps.

I wanted to congratulate you personally
for helping me obtain the shuttle.

So when do I get my money?

Patience.

You'll get you as soon as the world
pays me mine.

But don't worry.

I always make sure my champions get their

just rewards.

Good afternoon, Mr.

President.

Nice of you
to take time out of your busy schedule.

I'd like to show you
when the shuttle. Invincible.

Is capable
of getting the hands of an inspired crew.

Oh, no. Oh.

Do we like that?

I insist on $10 billion
from each of the major world powers.

Or I shall turn this weapon
on your capital cities.

You have 48 hours to raise the money.

But them.

Well, general.

There's no way
we can get anywhere near that shuttle Mr.

President gets to. Well armed.

Looks like it's up to you, Chuck.

Finding
a croc's hideout isn't going to be easy.

It was easy to find.

It wouldn't be a hideout.

The troopers we captured
said it was in the swamp.

We've got to get to the croc.

He's our link to the claw.

Anybody got. Any ideas? I got one.

Rich, how can you think of your belly
at a time like this?

My theory is going to lead us to croc.

I smell chicken cooking.

Not bad either. Over there.

Boss pepper.

You heard the man.

There's the camp.

It's not a.

Everybody okay?

Looks like it.

Wow. That was.

Too much.

The mind. And get them.

Then my babies will.

Hey, boss.

You got company?

Looks like the cast of Wild Kingdom.

I'll turn them into handbags.

Stay put.

But. No buts.

Nice throw.

I was a chump for nothing.

That was rude to your keynote.

Not bad.

Boss.

I never get to have any fun.

Send out a patrol.

I want them in irons. No.

It's not my.

It must be a hundred of them.

That will make it a fair fight.

Hurry it up!

The troops are getting restless.

Hey, what's the problem?

You put too much pepper.

On the chain. Do.

They cook.

Hurry up with a slot.

Keep your pants on.

Today
we have something that will knock you out.

Oh, yeah? And what's that?

Sleeping costume.

I'm trying to help.

You boys are sure

brave
with those pink stickers in your hands.

You just made your last mistake.

Now I'm going to crush you like a bug.

Yeah.

When? Now.

You're going to tell me where I can find
the claw?

I've lowered the microwave antenna.

We are ready to receive.

Set the scrambler to the close frequency.

He should be sending any time now.

Why would the claw want to set up
a communications base

in the boonies of Alaska?

It's a safe place
to contact the shuttle from.

If we destroy his base, I won't be able
to send orders to the Invincible.

That sounds like a plan.

But where is the base?

It's supposed to be right around here
somewhere.

Was this a submarine?

We gotta help them.

The ice is breaking up. Oh. Too much.

We've got to get to solid ground.

We'll never be.

Able to get to them now.

I'm freezing.

Use the cold to heat your anger.

I'd rather have a hot water bottle.

There's claws. Communications dish.

What are your orders, claw?

Quick chemo.

Cut the cable.

Somebody cut the cable.

Fix it immediately.

I must contact Super Ninja.

Yes, sir.

Attention!

An emergency repair crew is needed topside
immediately.

It's Norris.

We were in the neighborhood.

I thought we'd drop in.

You missed.

I never miss.

Puts this barge out of commission.

Tommy.

Hey. Hey!

Norris.

I thought you'd be glad to see me.

The world will pay dearly for this.

Not if we can help it.

You think that will stop me
if Super Ninja doesn't hear from me.

In two. Hours?

He has orders too.

Shall we say who?

Barbecue. A few capital. Rules.

Goodbye, Mr..

Norris. Oh.

It's been.

Entertaining.

He's locked it from the inside.

There goes the claw.

And there goes the capital of the world.

Not yet.

Come on.

Where are we headed, Chuck?

We've got to find something
that will get us up to that shuttle

before the shooting starts.

That's easy. We'll get a. Spaceship.

And where are we going? To find one
in Alaska.

Anchorage.

They've got an old X-15 on display
in a museum.

It's too dangerous, Chuck.

That space
dinosaur hasn't been flown in 20 years.

I've got no choice, pepper.
Time's running out.

Get some rocket fuel from the Air Force
base and meet us at the Anchorage

Museum.

For rocket fuel.

Even Chuck Norris is going to need
the base commander's.

Okay. And a pile of paperwork.

How long will that take?

I figure about an hour.

I'll get going for you. Thanks.

But we don't have the time.

Hey! Come back here!

Looks like the museum is closed.

How are we going to get in?

We're going to fly.

Let's go for it.

There's no way you'll fit down that bush.

But I can do it.

No sweat.

I'll let you in the front door.

I sure hope this works.

All right.

Tommy.

Put your shoulder into it.

Fill her up, mister.

Yeah. What?

Forget the windows.

He's in a hurry.

Stand clear.

Here goes nothing.

I'll be this one.

It still works.

We have company.

Blast em!

I've gotta get out of here.

And this fire extinguisher
is just the ticket.

It has been destroyed.

For two hours are up.

If they're the fusion cannon.

Nice of them to open the doors for me.

And I didn't even have to knock.

This must be the baby.

They're going to blast the Earth with.

The reactor.

It's primed.

The initial targets will be Washington,
London, Moscow, Tokyo and Beijing.

You can't use the fusion
cannon. It's inhuman.

Watch me.

Full power in 30s.

The world will remember this day.

A fusion cannon is at full power.

This low gravity comes in handy.

Norris, fire the fusion cannon.

Yeah!

You aren't firing anything.

Fell off.

I want him! Out!

000000.

Let's see you stop me from pushing that

button.

No problem.

I'm tired of you, Norris.

It's time to settle our score.

I'm for that. Oh.

Yeah.

Cut the.

Firing button.

Yeah.

I'll be back.

Norris.

Forget it.

There's an escape capsule back there.

You'll never catch him.

He's gone.

Well, I guess you can't have everything.

Mr. director.

It's all over.

Wind blows.

You dare to crawl again?

I'd sure hate to be in super ninja shoes.

What do you think
the claw is going to do to him?

He probably took him out
behind the woodshed.

That was a close one.

The only reason we were able to stop the
claw is because we were better trained.

Training requires a lot of self-control.

That means giving up a lot of things
for a goal.

Like when mom or dad want you to do
your homework now and watch TV later.

It may seem like nagging,
but believe me, you'll thank them for it.

Think about it. Catch you next time.