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All right.
Here we go, Daphne.
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Good to go.
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Oh. What are you doing?
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Oh, about to take
Daphne for a walk.
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With who?
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With me.
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Oh. Okay, well,
you know what,
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let me help you
with the straps.
Uh, don't.
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I've got the straps. Thank you.
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All right.
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Oh! There's
that cute little Daphne!
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Yeah. About to take her
for a walk.
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Aw. With who?
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With me.
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Oh.
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I'll just do the snaps for you.
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No, uh, got my own snaps.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey, Grandpa!
What you doing?
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About to take Daphne
for a walk.
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Ah. With who?
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Say "with who" one more time.
Say "with who."
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I dare any one
of y'all
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to say "with who."
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Oh, hey, those snaps are wrong.
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The snaps are fine.
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He's just a
little sensitive.
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Ain't nobody sensitive.
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You know, I'm just fed up.
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Y'all don't trust me
to walk down the sidewalk
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with my grandbaby,
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but you trust me to fix
the brakes on your car?
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Come on, Daphne!
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You can pick up the Cheerio.
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Come on.
You can do it.
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You know she should be picking
up her food by now, right?
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I know
all the milestones, Mommy.
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Okay.
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I have an app
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that makes me feel bad
about my baby every day.
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But I have enough bad news
for today.
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There's a stomach bug going
around the Fusebox daycare.
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Courtney's at a conference,
and I just wish
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I had somebody
to watch Daphne tomorrow.
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Well, if you're trying
to manipulate me,
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it's working.
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You know, I could
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just blow off
work tomorrow.
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Oh.
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Damn, I forgot you were here.
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What?
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Guys, it's fine, all right?
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I'll watch Daphne tomorrow.
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Alone.
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With nobody.
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Okay, you know, if I may defend
my best friend Calvin here,
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you know, he did raise
two great kids.
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Ha!
Ha! Ha!
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Yeah.
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With my supervision.
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You know, one time I went
to get my hair done,
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Calvin ran out of diapers,
he put Malcolm
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in the yard naked
and blasted him with the hose.
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Was he clean?
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Calvin, that is not the point.
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Was he clean?
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Yes.
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Uh, thanks
for the offer, Dad,
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but you have work
tomorrow, too.
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Okay. I see what this is.
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You're worried that you can't
handle the Fusebox without me.
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Ha!
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I'll be fine.
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If I need someone
who can't connect the printer,
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I'll let you know.
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Okay. So it's like that?
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It's like that, Daddy.
Well, you know what,
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I am going to take
my granddaughter
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for some fresh air. Yeah.
Oh. Please.
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Now...
There you go.
Wait. Uh-oh.
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Whoops.
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Ooh!
You still got
to...
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Put your back
into it.
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Yeah.
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Should we tell him
the wheel lock's on?
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- Nah, let him go.
- Mm.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Uh, Grover.
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Why are you home?
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I thought you were going
to Model U.N. club.
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Oh, I bouncedearly.
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All the annoying seventh graders
claimed the cool countries.
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I got stuck with Chad.
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Chad.
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Northern Africa.
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The national instrument
is the kakaki,
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and it slaps.
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No, not-not
the country.
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Chad Einbunker.
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Well, Chad's not so bad.
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I love his suspenders.
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Mom.
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Life is too short.
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Dave, I'm getting worried
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about Grover's
high school applications.
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These days, it's
not about being an A student
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with awesome extracurriculars.
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Well, good, 'cause he has
neither of those things.
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What I'm saying is, what these
schools are really looking for
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is a brand.
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Can a 14-year-old
really have a brand?
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The ones who get
into good high schools do.
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We can make fun of
Chad Einbunker all we want,
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but he's got that podcast
about juggling.
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He's Chad Juggles?
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That is, like, the
premier juggling podcast.
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That kid slaps!
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Say "slaps" one more time and
we're never having sex again.
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Hey, Pop.
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I'm headed to the barbershop.
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Just, uh, making sure
you don't need anything.
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Did your mother send you
over here to check on me?
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She told me to tell you no.
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Well, you tell her
Daphne and I are fine.
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Check out this diaper change.
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Nobody needs to check on me.
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Ooh. Hey, Calvin. I'm going over
to parent-teacher conference.
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Just making sure you
don't need anything.
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Did Tina send you, too?
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No.
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It was Marty.
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Good morning, Julian!
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Uh, hey, where are
the doughnuts?
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Your dad always gets
the doughnuts.
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Oh. So that's what my
dad does around here.
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Well, this is just another thing
I will effortlessly handle
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in my father's absence.
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Hello, Postmates.
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Two dozen assorted doughnuts.
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Priority delivery.
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And... done.
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Why are you buying
these corporate doughnuts
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when Yummy King Doughnuts
is just a block away?
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Well, why didn't you tell
me that before I spent...
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$106 on two dozen doughnuts?!
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Marty, uh, we finished
up that car in Bay 3,
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but the lady's not happy.
Oh.
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She wants to talk
to Mr. Butler.
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Is he coming in?
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Zeke, you do realize
I am also Mr. Butler.
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Yeah, but not... really.
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There it is.
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A humming sound.
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Yeah, I don't
hear anything.
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It's so loud!
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Well, ma'am,
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I'm running diagnostics
in real time,
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and your cabin
noise is at...
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31 decibels,
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which is quieter
than a gentle rain.
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So you are...
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...good to go.
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Where's the owner?
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I am the owner.
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Yeah, but the real one.
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The handsome man.
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With the doughnuts.
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Yeah, he's not here today.
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I'll come back
when the owner's here.
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He'll know
what I'm talking about.
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No, no, no. No.
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I will personally
run all your tests
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to make sure you're happy.
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Okay.
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Take your time.
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Oh, and-and just
a reminder--
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I am also the owner.
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Grover is doing
better this quarter.
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Oh. Is he getting an A?
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No.
An A-minus?
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No.
B-plus?
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Sorry.
B?
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- No.
- Uh...
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Dave, let Tammy speak.
Right.
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Of course. I'm sorry.
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Uh, B-minus?
Dave!
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I'm sorry. We're just
a little anxious
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about Grover's
high school applications.
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And you want to know
what his brand is.
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Yes.
Exactly.
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Well, it ain't algebra.
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Uh, but... just to be sure,
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have you ever left a complicated
equation up on the board
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to see if maybe he comes in
after school and...
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Okay.
...solves it?
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Anyway, I did want to
bring up one issue.
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Grover has a habit of doodling
on his worksheets.
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And they're...
interesting.
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Whoa.
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Is that a naked robot?
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Robots don't wear clothes.
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I feel like this one should.
Yeah.
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Hey, hey, now!
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Hey, Pop!
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Wow, Calvin. Out with
the baby by yourself.
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That's pretty bold.
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I was getting
a lot of props
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from the women
at the park, too, boy.
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Hey, man,
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I know what you mean.
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One time,
this lady was so impressed
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that I had my daughter out
by myself,
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I ended up making a new daughter
with her.
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You know? You know what I mean?
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Uh, Pop, wh-what's
on Daphne's face?
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Ooh. Oh, let me get that.
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That's just a little ice cream.
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You gave her ice cream?
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No. See, uh, she got up
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and walked to the freezer
and got it herself.
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Yes, I gave her ice cream.
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Uh...
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I'm not the sharpest
knife in the drawer,
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but I don't think
that's a good idea.
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You know what,
you're right, Trey.
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You're barely a butter knife.
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Anybody want a rib?
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I got two left.
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Nah.
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I got my steps in today, so, uh,
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yeah, I'll take one.
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No, don't tell your mama
about this, Malcolm, okay?
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Oh!
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You like the way
that smell, don't you?
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Okay. I'll just give you
a little nibble.
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Just a little nibble.
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Whoa, Pop, Pop,
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you're gonna give this baby
ice cream and ribs?
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That's not a good idea
for anybody under five
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or over 55.
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Don't listen
to your grumpy uncle.
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The baby wants some baby backs.
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Well, I think Marty
should take his baby back.
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Uh, Pop?
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Daphne's getting kind of fussy.
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Oh, she probably just needs
her Pop-Pop.
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That's what
she needs.
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Look at her face.
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It's like she's thinking
real hard.
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Yeah, I don't think
she's thinking.
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Well, whatever
she's thinking about,
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I can smell it.
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Uh-oh!
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We got a blowout!
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Oh, my goodness.
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How could this happen?
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Uh, well, one theory, Pop,
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is that you fed a baby
who's been eating puréed carrots
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a combination
of vanilla ice cream and pork.
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Don't worry, don't worry.
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Pop-Pop's gonna take care
of this. Here we go, baby.
263
00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:16,920
All right.
264
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,226
Oh, no, man!
265
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,054
There's milk
all over these diapers.
266
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,446
Who packed this bag?
267
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:22,970
No, I don't like your tone.
268
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,845
Damn, that robot is thicc.
269
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,195
Yeah...
270
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,544
I mean, it's okay.
271
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,416
I mean, it's just
a little sketch.
272
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,547
I know.
273
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,375
I just wish
we could search his room
274
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,812
and see if there
are more of these.
275
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,465
Well, why can't you?
276
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,859
Have you ever read
Dr. Milton Chaslow?
277
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,340
You know, he stresses the
importance of allowing a child
278
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,822
a private sanctuary
to foster independence.
279
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,654
Independence?
280
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,568
He's lucky he's got a door.
281
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,397
Hell, in my family, you didn't
get a door till you were 19.
282
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,443
Well, Dr. Chaslow says that--
283
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:02,792
Screw Dr. Chaslow, okay?!
284
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,794
We're going up there.
285
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,494
Calvin, I really wish
286
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,671
you hadn't put
the baby in my sink.
287
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,673
I wash people heads in there.
288
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,022
Please.
289
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,241
I've seen you clean
work boots in here.
290
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,986
Well, the good news is,
we got the diapers.
291
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,467
Bad news is, she won't be able
to wear 'em till she's 80.
292
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,298
Adult diapers? Come on, man.
293
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,821
That's all they had.
294
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,084
And I had to fight
a old lady for those.
295
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,259
Really?
296
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,913
Yeah. She squared up.
I was like,
297
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,393
"What's up, Ruth? What's up?
What you gonna do?"
298
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,270
This.
299
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,751
This is why you do not give
a kid a door.
300
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,408
There are, like,
ten cereal bowls but...
301
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:56,106
only one spoon.
302
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,673
Uh, Dave,
303
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,675
you're gonna want
to take a look at this.
304
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,068
Oh, my God.
305
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,896
What is that?
306
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,985
It's a Baby Ruth bar.
307
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,074
Yes, but it looks like he's
licked off all the chocolate.
308
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,945
It's just exposed nougat.
309
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,688
You know what, I'm out of here.
310
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,646
Well, ho-hold on, hold on.
311
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,692
What?
What is this?
312
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,651
- Oh.
- Look, it's more drawings.
313
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,219
Wow. Is that a
fish eating...
314
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,221
human sushi?
315
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,312
What's going on
on the pigeon's head?
316
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,706
It's got cornrows.
317
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,273
Oh.
I don't like that one.
318
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:38,018
Am I crazy or are
these kind of good?
319
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,803
Good?
320
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:41,761
I mean...
321
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,850
I think they might be fantastic.
322
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,767
I mean, the details,
while unnerving...
323
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,073
Mm-hmm.
...are really skillful.
324
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,380
Yeah, this is like
that freaky, nerdy crap
325
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,295
that Marty
used to love.
326
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,514
You know, he used to make me
drive him down to Little Tokyo
327
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,995
and pay $40
for a damn comic book.
328
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,084
Oh, my God.
329
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,303
Have we found
Grover's brand?
330
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,348
I mean...
331
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,264
I think we have!
Oh!
332
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,052
Well, I've run
every test I can run.
333
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,227
I've driven the car
around the block.
334
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,576
It's fine.
335
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,143
But she still hears humming.
336
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,318
I can't fix a problem
that doesn't exist.
337
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,189
Oh, you have a problem.
338
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,104
But the problem
isn't the car.
339
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,497
It's you.
340
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,281
What you talking
about, Julian?
341
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,284
See, if you took your nose out
of your laptop just long enough
342
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,244
and looked around, you would
have seen Emmy here before.
343
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,854
She comes here
a couple times a month,
344
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,378
always with some crazy
little problem.
345
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:37,077
And your dad helps her.
346
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,819
Okay, are you saying my
dad hears the humming?
347
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,733
There is no humming.
348
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,823
It's like talking
to a brick wall!
349
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,913
I'm sorry, are you helping me?
350
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,220
The lady is lonely.
351
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:53,397
And your dad
just makes her feel special.
352
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,009
It's like the great
Dr. Milton Chaslow says.
353
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,446
You're-you're hearing
what the lady is saying,
354
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,101
but you're
not listening to her.
355
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,755
Wow. That was...
356
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,496
really insightful, Julian.
357
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,455
Mm-hmm.
Where'd you learn
all this stuff?
358
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:10,110
Well, none of you damn people
pay me no attention around here.
359
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,156
I told y'all I'm getting
my master's in psychology!
360
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,507
Y'all some
narcissists, man.
361
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,645
Scissors.
362
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,737
Oh.
363
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,131
Powder.
364
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,788
Oh!
365
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,095
Yeah.
366
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,880
Cornbread.
367
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,840
Mmm. That's all right.
Pretty good cornbread.
368
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,407
That's pretty good.
369
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,887
Blow dryer.
370
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,454
Clear.
371
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,065
Whew!
372
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,153
Oh!
373
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:55,764
Tape. I need tape.
374
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,026
Um...
375
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,027
we all out.
376
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,115
What?
377
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,638
Aw, damn.
378
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,771
She's making that
thinking face again. Oh!
379
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:03,946
Zee?
380
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,036
Peel that masking tape off
that signed picture of Sisqó.
381
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,472
Do it now.
382
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,387
First my sink, now Sisqó?
383
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,433
Tape! Stat!
384
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,173
Ew!
Go, go!
385
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,489
Boom!
386
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,797
- Diaper dress!
- Yeah!
387
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,104
- Vera Wang could never.
- Yeah!
388
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,241
Hey, Grover!
389
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,243
Oh, hey, buddy.
Why don't you have a seat.
390
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,071
So, uh, you know,
your mom and I
391
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,334
had our parent-teacher
conference today.
392
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,423
Well, Ms. Davis told us
something very interesting.
393
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,034
Oh, am I getting an A?
394
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,209
No.
395
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,950
Oh. A-minus?
396
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:51,820
No.
397
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,908
B-plus?
No.
398
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,041
B?
In what world?
399
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,306
Grover, she showed us
your doodles.
Yes.
400
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,047
- She-she did?
- Mm-hmm.
401
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:04,572
Yes. And they are
very imaginative.
Mm.
402
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,966
Oh. Um... thanks.
403
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,142
Yeah. You know, I really
responded to the one
404
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,970
that takes place in
some sort of hellscape,
405
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,928
where the android
406
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:16,366
demon creatures are prodding
the muscular rhino woman.
407
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,889
Mm. Mm-hmm.
408
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,718
Uh, where did you see that one?
409
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:21,850
It was in your sketchbook.
410
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,199
You went in my room?!
411
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,766
I thought that was my sanctuary!
412
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,159
Boy.
413
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,901
You're lucky
you even have a door.
414
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,513
Why were you
keeping this a secret?
415
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,167
Why do you think?
416
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,733
You-you make a big deal
about everything I do.
417
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:38,127
This is just something I enjoy.
For me!
418
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,175
What's next? Are-are you gonna
turn it into my brand?
419
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,091
What even is that?
Brand?
420
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,701
"A brand."
Get out of here. I don't
even know what a brand is.
421
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,920
Brands are for cereals and...
422
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,270
Yeah.
423
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,490
I smell a scholarship!
424
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,018
So, he's up there on the roof.
425
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,759
Mm-hmm.
Screaming and carrying on.
426
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,066
And I'm out there with
his dinner saying,
427
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:07,765
"Norman Fitzgibbons, if you
don't come down right now..."
Ooh.
428
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,116
"...I give up."
Oh.
429
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,900
And if I know cats,
430
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,641
Norman did not come down.
431
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,686
You do know cats!
432
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,949
I know. I know.
433
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,256
He's a real dickens.
434
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,302
Now, Maurice Fitzgibbons--
435
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,520
no relation...
436
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,741
...he is a real dandy.
437
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:27,959
Yeah. Rawr.
438
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,135
N-Now,
439
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,701
how do you get
the pants on him?
440
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:32,921
It is not easy.
441
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,488
But so worth it.
442
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,359
Oh. Yes.
443
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,101
Mm.
444
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,628
I think the humming is gone.
445
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,717
You fixed it!
446
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,806
Oh!
447
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,373
I do what I can, Emmy.
448
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,244
Oh.
449
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,028
So, now,
450
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,117
do you take Maurice
to a cat clothing store?
451
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,467
I'll tell you a
secret, Marty.
452
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,425
Ooh, tell me.
453
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,601
Those pants...
454
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:01,950
they're dog pants.
455
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,435
Here you go, Pop.
456
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,178
Why did you bring those home?
457
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,180
You don't want to
hang on to 'em?
458
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,226
They don't expire.
459
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,664
You know what else
doesn't expire?
460
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,798
What?
My ability to raise your rent.
461
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,800
We were having so much fun.
Mm.
462
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,454
And you went and
made it serious.
463
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:31,588
Oh. Here. Take it.
464
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,767
Oh!
465
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:40,162
There's my grandbaby!
466
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,424
Daphne!
467
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,644
Yes! And she's
in one piece!
Yeah.
468
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:47,300
Yeah, I think somebody
owes me an apology.
469
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,258
Actually, I do.
470
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,781
I never realized
471
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,827
how hard customer service is.
472
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,220
Emmy came in today.
473
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,830
Oh. Okay.
474
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,440
What was it this time?
475
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,094
A-a whistling sound?
476
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,793
Did her steering wheel
not turn left enough?
477
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,752
No. It was a hum.
478
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,449
And I fixed it
479
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,451
by listening to stories
about the Fitzgibbonses.
480
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,237
Now you get what I do.
481
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,804
See, that's how you
earn customer loyalty.
482
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:14,762
I get it now.
483
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,459
Yeah. I'm glad you do.
484
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,896
And, um, listen, you didn't
hear this from me...
485
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:22,596
but, uh,
Maurice wears dog pants.
486
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,380
How did you know?
487
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,209
What are these?
488
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,689
These? Um...
489
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:29,951
These are, um...
490
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,301
Um...
491
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,825
Malcolm's got a problem.
492
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,566
No!
Oh, Malcolm!
493
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,831
Baby, what's wrong?
494
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,268
I'm fine.
495
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,965
No, listen. Malcolm,
I'm your mother.
496
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,184
You can tell
me anything.
497
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,315
Yeah, you got
a leaky faucet?
498
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,274
My faucet is fine. Get off me!
499
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,102
I'm fine.
Nothing's wrong with me.
500
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,408
You know what? Raise my rent.
501
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,105
I don't care. I'm done.
502
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,848
Pop fed Daphne ice cream,
503
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,329
ran out of diapers, and threw
her in a barbershop sink!
504
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,596
- What?!
- What?!
505
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,033
Ice cream, Dad?
506
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,340
Well, in my defense,
507
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,342
you never said
don't feed her ice cream.
508
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,170
How in the world
is that a defense?!
509
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,954
Oh, my God.
Don't move.
510
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:17,955
What? What?
Look at Daphne.
511
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,130
What's she doing?
512
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,132
She's feeding herself!
513
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,525
Well, how'd she
learn this?
514
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,006
Oh, I-I taught her.
515
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,227
Look, the trick is, you got to
give her food she really enjoys.
516
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,271
Like ribs.
517
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,451
Like ribs? Or actual ribs?
518
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,410
Oh!
519
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,847
Look at her! Oh!
520
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,718
She wants
her Pop-Pop.
521
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,807
Oh! Come here.
522
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:46,549
Look at you.
So big. What you--
523
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,898
Uh-oh.
524
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,335
She got that
thinking face again.
525
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,380
Uh, all yours.
526
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,556
Okay.
Pop-Pop out.
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