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Thanks for coming with me.
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I really needed the
emotional support.
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You know, I just
find it ironic
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that the white guy
is going to see
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his dad in prison,
while the Black guy
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is, uh...
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kind of free
to be here.
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What do you mean?
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Eh, nothing.
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Just an observation.
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You know.
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It's gotta be hard,
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seeing your dad
in prison, man.
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It is, but, you know,
I owe him.
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Thanks to him, Grover's
education is paid for,
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and he did take
the rap for us.
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Okay, will you
stop saying that?
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It was his rap.
He took his own damn rap.
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Well, you know,
I've done everything I can
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to prepare for this.
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I binged
every episode
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of Oz, Orange
is the New Black,
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and the new Martha
Stewart documentary.
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Shoot.
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I forgot to bring
loosies for currency.
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Where does one even
obtain a loosie?
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Dave, they're just
loose cigarettes.
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You buy a pack
and you dump 'em out.
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Would you
look around?
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Your dad is not in Sing Sing.
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Okay, well, what if someone
tries to make me his bitch?
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I am a good-looking man.
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Hey, well,
if that's God's plan,
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who am I to get
in the way of that?
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Next.
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Let's just get this
over with, I guess.
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What-what are
you doing?
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I'm preparing for
the cavity search.
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No. This ain't
Sing Sing.
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I tried to
tell him that.
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Okay, well, I'm just trying
to follow protocol, you know?
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Look, I don't want
to get thrown in the hole.
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We don't
have a hole.
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Go through the metal
detector, man.
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Wow, this
is a prison?
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This place is nicer
than my junior high school.
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Plus, I'm getting free Wi-Fi.
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Hey, son.
Hey.
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Son?
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Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
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I... I didn't know
you was here to see the Czar.
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Lamar the Czar?
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I'm taking it you
came up with that?
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It was a collaborative effort.
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Have a seat, gents.
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Table.
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Wow, looks like the Czar's
got some juice up in here, man.
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Okay. Uh...
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Dad...
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...are you running this joint?
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You know what they say:
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To be great at something,
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you have got to put in
your 10,000 hours.
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Oh, yeah,
of course.
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Right. Okay. Well,
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I brought everything
you asked for.
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Old photos, compression socks,
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Tropical Medley Tic Tacs...
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You found it.
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This is probably
the last photo of me
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and your mother
together. You know,
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before the trial separation.
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Separation? Uh, Dad,
you walked out on us.
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To attend my trial.
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You know,
one of my biggest regrets
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while being on the outside
was I never managed
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to make amends with your mom.
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I tried,
but she never responded.
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Yeah, that's
gotta be rough, man.
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It's so easy to take
your family for granted.
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You always think
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they'll be a part of your life.
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You know what, Dad?
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I'm going to talk to Mom.
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I mean, look,
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I know it sounds silly,
but since the divorce,
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I've always dreamed about us
being under the same roof again.
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Well, it would
have to be this roof.
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Calvin, a roof is a roof.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Oh, boy.
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Your father's got
that old '70s box down.
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I should've known,
he's been
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humming Kool & the Gang all day.
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Hearing Lamar
talk about his family
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got me thinking
about my dad, man.
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Aw.
Yeah, and I know it's
in here somewhere.
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I just was, uh--
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Ah, here it is.
Let's see.
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What?
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Look at us
right there.
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I miss that hairline.
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All the way down to my eyebrows.
All the way there.
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Dad, who's that
with you and grandpa?
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Oh, that's Jasper,
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owner of the Yippedy-Dip.
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That's the best sandwich shop
in San Bernardino.
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Whenever I would get good grades
or score a touchdown,
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my dad would take me there
for a celebratory Po' Willie.
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Ooh, a Po' Willie?
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I hope that's
a sandwich, Pop.
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Oh, son,
it's more than a sandwich.
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It's an experience.
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I mean,
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biting down
into that crackly bread,
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the juice all just running
all down your chin, man.
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Oh, huh.
It's still open.
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Ooh. You know what?
We should go.
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I'll bring the bibs.
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That's a good idea, babe.
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You know, when was the last time
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the four of us
just did something together?
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Yeah.
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This Saturday, family trip
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to the Yippedy-Dip.
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Oh.
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This Saturday?
This Saturday
is gonna be tricky.
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I'm not gonna be able
to make it, Pop.
You have to give
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a 72-hour notice
to Courtney...
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't make me make y'all go.
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All right, Daddy.
We'll go.
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Yeah, we wouldn'tmiss it.
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I mean... only if you wanted to.
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Hi, Paula.
Welcome.
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Ah, Gemma! Oh.
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Oh, it's so
good to be back.
Yeah.
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Since I haven't
seen you all for over a year.
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Mom, we saw you
on Thanksgiving.
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Yeah. That was last year.
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It was five
months ago.
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Oh, I guess
I'm just thinking about
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how you never call me.
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And how long are you staying?
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Hey, Paula.
How are you?
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Oh, it'sso great
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to see you both.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Tina.
Yeah?
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You have not changed a bit.
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Oh, why,
thank you, Paula.
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You people really don't crack.
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I'm just,
I'm just gonna
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issue a blanket
apology now
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for everything
she's going to say.
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Oh, and Calvin.
Congratulations.
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On the way into town,
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Dave pointed out
your new Black-owned business.
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Well, it's
just a business.
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Oh. You don't own it?
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What? No. No.
Yes, yes, I own it.
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Yeah.
Well, what am I missing?
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So, so much.
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Well, you know what?
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I know you guys got
a long drive ahead of you,
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so we're gonna let
you go, all right?
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Good, we got this.
Yeah, bye-bye.
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Wait, a drive?
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Oh, uh, sorry. Um...
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Calvin, that was
supposed to be a surprise.
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Ooh, a surprise.Where?
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Uh, well...
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Mom, I was afraid that you
wouldn't want to go with me.
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To where?
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To prison, Mom.
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Where Dad is.
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Surprise!
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This is so exciting.
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I feel like I'm in one
of my true crime shows.
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Wow.
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I'm in a room with a murderer.
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Gemma, sweety,
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they don't put murderers here.
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But that guy's got
a teardrop tattoo.
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Honey, that's just a mole.
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Ooh. He should
have that looked at.
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That could be bad.
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Paula.
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Milady.
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Oh, my God, it's happening.
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No! Oh!
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Sit down
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and keep your
mouth shut.
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I've got things I've been
waiting 30 years to tell you,
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and I finally have you someplace
where you're not gonna run away.
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So, I don't
suppose these are--
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I wonder how many loosies
the chocolates cost him.
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Did you know that loosies
are just loose cigarettes?
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Ah, yes!
Okay.
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This place hasn't
changed one bit.
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Yeah, Pop.
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Is that good?
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Uh, what's
that smell?
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Babe, that smell is character.
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Actually, I think it's
these Marlboro Lights.
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Gimme that.
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I didn't finish yet.
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Old Mabel,
she hasn't aged one bit.
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She looked like
that 40 years ago?
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Y'all take a seat anywhere.
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Oh, you know what--
Okay, cool.
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Uh, not there.
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Uh...
Okay.
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Jasper?
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It's me. I'm back.
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Great to see you.
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Who are you?
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Percy Butler's boy.
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I'll be damned. Calvin Butler.
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Yes.
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You know, your name
is still scrawled on the wall
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next to the pay phone.
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I never painted over it.
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Wow.
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This place has
been painted?
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Excuse me,
uh, Mr. Jasper,
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why do you have a...
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"C" rating
in the window?
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Aw, that's nothing.
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The health department
snuck up on me.
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Oh.
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I've been meaning
to take it down.
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Okay, but what
about the "C"?
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Well, if I'd have known
they was coming,
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I would have put
the chicken in the refrigerator.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Well, uh...
where was the chicken?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm not falling for that one.
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Do I look like
I was born yesterday?
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Definitely not.
Hell no.
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Okay...
You look old and...
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Everyone in town
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knew that you'd
gone to prison.
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I mean, it was years
before anyone
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would even give me a job.
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And it was
bad enough
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that the boy grew up
without a father.
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But then puberty hit.
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And who had to
deal with that?
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The two-hour showers,
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my Glamour
magazine pages
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stuck together,
tissues everywhere?
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Mom, I feel like
we're losing focus here.
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I'm the one. I'm the one
who had to do it.
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Do you know
how hard it is
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to instill confidence
in a pigeon-toed kid
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with bad skin and
a weight problem?
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Oh, baby,
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you're so
handsome now.
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And do you know the worst part?
264
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,660
The worst part
of this whole thing?
265
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,620
We haven't heard it yet?
266
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,370
When David decided to be cool,
267
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,540
I'm the one who had to
take him to Limp Bizkit.
268
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,850
Limp Bizkit!
269
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,550
Hey!
270
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,290
No one talks to
the Czar like that.
271
00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:25,940
Yeah!
272
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,600
Do you know who this woman is?
273
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,290
No.
No.
No.
274
00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,690
She is
the Czar's queen.
275
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,600
And nobody...
276
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:41,000
talks to her
that way, Randy.
277
00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,740
I'm sorry.
278
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,130
What was that?
279
00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:47,090
I'm sorry.
280
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,580
Czar, huh?
281
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,150
Kind of a big deal.
282
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,450
You notice
I've been working out?
283
00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,800
Yeah, no.
284
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,420
Oh, my God. Gemma, I might
have parents again.
285
00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:08,030
Let's give them some privacy.
286
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,330
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go
scope some things out.
287
00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:11,120
Please don't scope anything out.
288
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,470
What's up?
Randy, is it?
289
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,380
So, what's your deal?
290
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,430
Aggravated assault?
Drug kingpin?
291
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,950
Am I getting warmer?
Manslaughter?
292
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,960
Actually, I made
counterfeit Ugg boots.
293
00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:32,270
Lame. God, they'll just
put anyone in prison.
294
00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,400
Lockdown! Lockdown!
This is not a drill!
295
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,530
Remain where you are!
296
00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,970
Hands behind your head!
297
00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:44,450
They did not cover this
298
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,410
in the Martha Stewart
documentary.
299
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,890
Do you think somebody
got shivved or shanked?
300
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,900
A lot of people think those
terms are interchangeable,
301
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,810
but there's a
subtle distinction.
302
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,510
Please remain calm.
303
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,290
We just conducted a head count.
304
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:58,770
We're missing an inmate.
305
00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:03,820
Dave, where's
your dad?
306
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:08,830
Oh, damn.
307
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,310
This menu isn't
very informative.
308
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,450
Well, it's food, Marty,
not a Wikipedia.
309
00:13:22,670 --> 00:13:23,930
When I was younger,
if our parents
310
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,280
gave us a meal,
we ate it.
311
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,450
Back then, we wasn't
allergic to food.
312
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,280
We was allergic
to being hungry.
313
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,110
Yeah, but, Pop,
all these sandwiches
314
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,720
are just people's
names, man.
315
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,550
The Po' Willie,
the Hot Henry.
316
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,340
Hey, Jasper,
what exactly is a Little Jimmy?
317
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,640
Ah, it's the Big Betty,
318
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:46,430
but with the Jasper sauce.
319
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,000
Ah.
320
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,740
Okay, now, what
is Jasper sauce?
321
00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:53,700
Look, man, are you
ordering or not?
322
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:56,830
You know what, Jasper?
323
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,530
My dad used to always get us
the Po' Willie,
324
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:00,840
so I want my boys
to have that experience.
325
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,450
So let's take
four of those,
326
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,230
and, uh, we'll
share a bone-in.
327
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,400
Okay.
Okay.
328
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,450
What's a bone-in?
329
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:07,970
Oh, you gonnalove it.
330
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,540
It's a chicken
sandwich,
331
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,370
but not one of
those fake filets.
Okay.
332
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,760
It still has
the bone in it.
333
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,030
You eat the bone?
334
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,980
No, no, no, no.
You eat around the bone.
335
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:23,160
But-but it's
a sandwich.
336
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,380
You know, I don't
like your tone.
337
00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:25,900
What?
338
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,170
Officer, my mom is missing, too.
339
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:32,260
We have to find them before
they're shivved or shanked,
340
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,480
which, apparently,
are two different things.
341
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:37,000
Lockdown cleared.
342
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,960
Oh, my God,
you found them.
343
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,100
What were you do--
344
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,760
Are you serious?
345
00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:56,890
Unbelievable.
346
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,890
Gemma, they're
back together.
Yeah.
347
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,200
Okay.
348
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:02,720
Yeah, your plan worked.
349
00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:04,720
So well,
it's gross.
350
00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:07,120
It seems that
your parents
351
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,160
have broke
quite a few rules.
352
00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,380
I hope those
three minutes
353
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,730
were worth 90 days.
354
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,910
Oh, they were.
355
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,520
And it was more
like six minutes.
356
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,180
Still got it.
357
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,050
Dave?
358
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:26,050
Thank you. You made
this possible.
359
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:29,100
Those, uh, Tropical
Medley Tic Tacs?
360
00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:31,750
They got us the keys
to the medics room.
361
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,670
Well, I'm just happy
you guys are back together.
362
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,670
Hey, uh,
Officer Hurst?
363
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,980
Do you mind taking
a family photo
364
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,590
before you bring my dad
back to the hole?
365
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,460
I told you, no hole.
366
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,120
But, sure.
367
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,600
You know, Lamar,
368
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,300
I'm not this kind of girl.
369
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,990
You're gonna
have to buy me dinner.
370
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,690
Absolutely.
371
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,170
In three to five years.
372
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,000
Um, Mr. Jasper,
373
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:06,790
we've been waiting
for quite a while now.
374
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,700
Yeah, man.
It's been like an hour.
375
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,530
I didn't know
y'all was in a hurry.
376
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,140
Next time,
don't come here hungry.
377
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,630
Same old Mr. Jasper, man.
Ain't that great?
378
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,190
No, it's a restaurant. What you
mean, "don't come here hungry"?
379
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,500
Wait till you get
these sandwiches, boy.
380
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:26,020
I'm telling you, boy,
it's gonna be--
This better be worth it, Pop.
381
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,370
The meat, the way
the meat come off...
382
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,810
Oh, here we go.
383
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,330
Oh, look at that.
384
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:31,380
- There we go.
- What up, Mabel? All right.
385
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,900
Uh--
386
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,640
All right, I'm gonna
tear this Po' Willie up.
387
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,080
All right,
bye-bye, Willie.
388
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,260
Um... is it supposed
to be this wet?
389
00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:44,690
Yeah, that's the...
390
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,260
that's the
Jasper sauce.
391
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:47,650
Oh, oh.
392
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,310
Still not clear
on what that is.
393
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,140
Okay.
394
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,280
Daddy, are
you crying?
395
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,590
Ain't nobody crying, man.
396
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,110
Aw, come on, Pop.
397
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,850
I mean, it's...
398
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:18,770
it's just that,
you know,
399
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,120
this is the taste of my
childhood, that's all, man.
400
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,510
I just...
401
00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:24,950
I can just see myself
as a nine-year-old boy,
402
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,740
sitting here with
my dad, you know?
403
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,780
So, is it good?
404
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:30,700
No, it's terrible.
405
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:32,830
Okay.
Yes, thank you.
406
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,090
And maybe it always was, but...
407
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:37,570
that's not what
matters, all right?
408
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:41,450
Just, it's just that
feeling of being here,
409
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,100
seeing my dad right here,
410
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,230
watching him put
a dime in the jukebox
411
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,670
playing Kool
& the Gang.
412
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,370
You know, I can
see it right now, man.
413
00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:51,540
Aw.
You know what, baby,
414
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,810
that's so sweet.
415
00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:55,330
It almost makes me
want to take a bite.
416
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,250
I'm not,
but almost.
417
00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:05,910
Hey, Pop, I'm so glad
I got to see
418
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,820
where you and Grandpa
hung out, man.
419
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,780
You know,
take your time.
420
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,560
I'm gonna eat
these sugar packets.
421
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:16,830
♪ Get down, get down ♪
422
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,480
Oh. Oh, there we go.
423
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:20,270
That's what I'm talking about.
424
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,140
That's what I'm talking about,
son, right there.
425
00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,790
Let's get down right there.
426
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:28,280
♪ Get down, get down,
get down, get down ♪
427
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:31,450
All right, I am, uh,
I am done with this sandwich.
428
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:32,800
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
429
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:33,850
Marty, no, no, no, no.
430
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,110
You got to eat all your food.
431
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,460
Otherwise, Jasper will go off.
432
00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:39,850
Look, look, look. Throw it
over there, throw it over there.
433
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,380
Oh, yeah. Okay, go, go, go, go.
434
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,860
Yeah, get 'em all.
435
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,770
Don't forget
the bone-in.
436
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,160
Throw the
bone out.
437
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,510
Jasper! Hey, boy,
you did your thing.
438
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,210
So good.So good.
439
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:53,040
So good. Whoo!
Jasper, so good, brother.
440
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:54,820
We gonna get on out of here.
It was delicious.
441
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,390
Yeah!
All right.
442
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,610
All right.
443
00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:59,830
Ah, whoo!
444
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,830
Man, I am never gonna
forget this day.
445
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,660
Well, that's what this
was all about, you know?
446
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,140
Creating new
memories.
Yeah.
447
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,360
And probably
catching salmonella.
448
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:09,880
A little bit.
Come on.
449
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,320
You know what?
We should take a picture.
450
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:13,360
Okay, you know what?
I'll get Mabel to do it.
451
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,800
Mabel, you mind
taking a picture of us?
452
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:16,630
- Yeah, please.
- Thank you, Mabel.
453
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,760
Thank you.
454
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,760
All right.
455
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:21,760
This is a phone.
456
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,470
I got it. I got it.
Yeah, don't...
457
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,290
Thank you so much.
Don't worry about it, Mabel.
458
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:32,860
We're just gonna take a selfie,
okay? Son? Get that.
459
00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,780
Okay.
All right.
460
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:37,130
All right.
We all in there?
461
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,350
One, two, three...
Mabel?
462
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,010
Gemma, this sure
was a long drive
463
00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:49,490
for a sandwich.
464
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,320
Oh, come on, Dave.
465
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,190
In Hickory Corners, we lived
on bone-in chicken sandwiches.
466
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,800
Okay, well, I guess
the Little Jimmy
467
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,240
does look
enticing.
468
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,540
Okay, what'llit be?
469
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,720
Well, what do
you recommend?
470
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:07,420
I recommend you decide on
something before you ask me.
471
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,730
I'll have the bone-in
chicken sandwich.
472
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:15,300
Excellent choice.And...
473
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:17,820
do I know you from somewhere?
474
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:22,220
I don't know.
You do look familiar.
475
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:23,300
Okay, I know what I want.
476
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,220
I'd like a "P.O." Willie.
477
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,050
No, no, no.
478
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,790
It's coming to me.
It's coming to me.
479
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,920
I'm sorry,
I just ordered.
480
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:35,490
Didn't you used to be
a waitress here?
481
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,230
Yeah, maybe
in another life.
482
00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:44,720
Is he not hearing me?
Sir, I tried to order.
483
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,110
Would you make him a Po' Willie?
484
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,640
For you, beautiful? Anything.
485
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:04,350
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