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Oh, damn,
he went down hard!
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I mean, on his nose.
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It's only a flesh wound.
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What?
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'Tis but a scratch.
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What-what are you saying, Dave?
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Seriously? Come on. What--
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What you gonna do,
bleed on me?
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Okay, is that,
is that from a song?
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Oh, I think it's a movie
from their culture.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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It's Monty Python
and the Holy Grail.
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Everybody's seen it.
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Who's "everybody"?
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I told you, Dave, I haven't seen
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any of those
flying magic boy movies.
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It is not Harry Potter.
It's Monty Python.
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It's one of the funniest movies
of all time.
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Oh, I get it.
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It's like white people's
Coming to America.
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Y-Yes. Exactly.
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But, you know, better.
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Whoa.
Whoa.
You trippin'.
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What's the matter
with you?
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Oh, anybody need
another beer?
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Uh, Malcolm, you heard
what your agent said.
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She wants to see a copy
of your novel in 30 days.
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You can't be writing impaired.
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What?
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Trey, when was the last time
you did anything not impaired?
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Oh, he banged on him.
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Ay-yo, Austin Reaves
is a bad boy.
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I'm telling you,
he looks like Dave,
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but he'll
posterize you.
Yeah.
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Okay, you know what?
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I bet you guys five dollars
that I can slam dunk.
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Dave, you couldn't dunk
a doughnut.
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Driveway! Now!
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Watch me work!
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Oh, I got to see it.
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Hey, you better have
some real money.
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Dave, you've been stretching
for like 15 minutes.
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You're not getting any taller.
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All right, you know what?
Fine, here we go.
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Johnson to the hole!
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*
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* Big dawg doing big things
like a dawg do *
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* Dawg in him, I'm a handful *
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* Big fangs, claws on him *
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* Stay hungry, get it *
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* Woof-woof. *
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh.
Oh.
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Dave, uh,
put some ice on that.
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Oh, I-I'm posting this.
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Let me see.
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You know, I hate to
be petty, but, uh,
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I'm gonna need
that five dollars.
Yes.
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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Game time.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa. Sit down, LeBron.
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The doctor was
very clear.
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You have a hairline fracture
in your collarbone.
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If you don't sit
completely still,
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you could
make it worse.
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I feel fantastic.
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That's because you're on very,
very powerful painkillers.
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Mm-hmm.
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Now, relax.
I'll go get you some ice.
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You sure are pretty.
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Thank you.
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Those new jeans?
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I always wear these.
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Well, they're terrible.
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These are my favorite.
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Well, they're wack.
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Wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-
wiggity-wiggity-wack.
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I'm gonna go
finish my dunk.
No!
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No, no, no, no, no.
Ooh, no, no, no.
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Your dunking days
are over.
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You smell pretty.
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Aw, thank you.
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Mama's so sorry she has to
keep working on the weekends.
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Your grandpa and your daddy want
to open a second Fusebox
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in a ridiculously short
amount of time,
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and Mama is the only one
that knows how to make it work.
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Aw.
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Well, some of that
is true, honey,
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and some of that is just
Mama being mean to Dada.
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I just hate
how much I'm missing.
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I missed her first high five
the other day.
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Oh, my God.
It was so adorable.
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Mommy!
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I mean, she had
her thumb folded,
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so it was really like
a low four.
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Oh, but don't worry.
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There will be plenty
of milestones for you to see.
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Thank you, Mrs. B.
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Have fun with her today.
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Oh, don't you worry, we will.
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We are gonna go to the sandbox,
and we're gonna feed the ducks,
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and then we're gonna have tea
at the Langham...
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Mom, Mom.
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Mom.
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Remember what
we said about
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not torturing Courtney?
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Well, that's why I didn't
mention the trolley ride.
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You're gonna go
on the trolley, too?
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All right.
Let's go to work. Okay.
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We're going to work.
I know.
I wanted to take her on...
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Say bye-bye.
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Oh, bye.
Oh, yeah,
she's gonna miss you.
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Oh, look,
she misses you already!
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Aw!
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It was so nice of you
to make Dave a cake.
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Ah, it's the least we can do,
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considering Calvin goaded Dave
into trying to dunk.
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And by accepting this cake,
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you forfeit the right to take
any legal action against us.
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Enjoy.
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Cream cheese frosting.
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White chocolate chips.
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Oh.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Tina... this is not your best.
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What did he say?
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Don't pay him any attention.
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He's on serious pain medication.
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Yeah, well,
he's gonna need some more.
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Now, what is the deal
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with Black people
and red velvet cake?
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Now, they always
are just going on...
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Dave, Dave,
don't finish that thought.
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No, you know what?
I-I want to hear this.
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I'm just--
Come on, I-I'm--
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I'm tired...
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...of pretending
that it's awesome.
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You know what's awesome?
Cookies cakes.
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I love cookies cakes.
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Tina, go make me
a cookies cake.
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Calvin, hold the baby.
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No, he doesn't know
what he's saying.
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Come on, babe.
How about we just go, all right?
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All right. Come on, Daphne.
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Let's go feed the ducks, yeah.
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Mama.
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Oh, my God.
Did you hear that?
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She just said
her first word.
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She just said "Mama"!
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Oh, good for you,
Daphne.
Oh.
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Uh, Tina?
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I'm excited
for her first word and all,
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but you do realize
she just called you "Mama"?
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Instead of
her actual mama.
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Oh, damn.
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Oh, this isn't good.
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Courtney already
feels bad
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about not spending
enough time with her.
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Well, you've been spending
so much time with her,
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she's really getting
attached to you.
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Well, I can't help it if they
leave her with me all the time.
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I'd love
to take her for you,
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but I have
to babysit Dave.
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Well, Calvin can watch him.
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What? No, I-I'm busy.
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Oh. What were you gonna do?
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Chill.
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Like I said,
Calvin's got him.
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Come on, Gemma.
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Courtney would be
devastated to know
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that her baby called
somebody else "Mama."
Oh.
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Especially an old person.
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Okay, he got one more time.
Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
One more time.
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Oh, my baby, I know.
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Your mama's gonna
whup his ass.
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Bet you five dollars
I could slam dunk a basketball.
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Dave, sit
your ass down.
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Ooh, Daphne.
Look at these cool L.A. moms,
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with their fresh blowouts
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and designer baby bags
and thousand-dollar strollers.
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No, don't stare at them.
Don't be thirsty.
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Oh. Oh.
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Hey, can I help you?
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I'm sorry, she's not
usually like this.
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Don't be silly.
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I'm Michelle. Who's this?
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Gemma.
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Oh, uh, this is Daphne.
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She's adorable.
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Aw. Thank you.
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How old are you?
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Thirty-nine.
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Okay, you're funny.
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Ah.
Oh. Come hang with us.
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We've got morning buns.
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I love morning buns.
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I don't even know
what those are.
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Yep, come on, Dave.
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Let's make
the best of it.
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I know being injured
can be tough.
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You know, one time,
I hurt my knee
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sacking the quarterback and...
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Oh, here we go.
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The glory days.
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Oof. Go ahead, Calvin,
trot out the greatest hits.
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I thought you liked
my football stories.
Oh, yeah, I do.
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Every time you tell them,
your stats get better.
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Eat your damn sandwich.
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How'd you manage
to burn the outside
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without melting
the cheese inside?
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Calvin...
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you better stick to cars.
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Dave, listen.
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For your information,
this is how you...
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You know, I-I'm gonna make this
very simple for you, Calvin.
219
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How about a granola bar?
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Sure.
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Go on, now.
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Hey, Pop. Mama said
you might need a break.
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I'm taking a breather
from my writing, so...
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Bye.
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A breather?
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Is that what we're calling it?
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What are you saying, Dave?
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Let me spell it out
for you, Mr. Writer.
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You are
procrastinating.
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Have you even started?
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Yes. A Word document has been
opened, titled and saved.
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What's the title?
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"Malcolm's big book."
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Look, Malcolm, I get it.
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It's hard to start writing.
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You know, you worry
you don't have what it takes,
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that you haven't lived enough,
you haven't traveled enough.
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You don't have
anything interesting to say.
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And even if you did,
who would want to read it?
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Man, I've lived!
I've had adventures!
241
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Well, yeah, sure,
I mean, you could write
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Journey to the Center
of the House
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30 Feet Away from My Parents.
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That's a stupid-ass title.
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Hey, Pop!
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Pop, come get your friend!
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Man.
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Oh. You finished
writing already?
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No. I mean, what would I
even write about, Trey?
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The Journey to the Center
of the House
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of the Boy Who's Never
Been Nowhere?
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What?
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Man, it's just
something Dave said.
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I don't know.
Man, forget Dave.
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When you played ball,
you went everywhere.
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You went to Albuquerque.
257
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,125
You went to Little Rock.
258
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,728
You even had a
layover in New York.
259
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,764
Yeah, man, but I blew
that all up for this.
260
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:07,300
Exactly. So this
has to work for us.
261
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,636
What you mean "us"?
262
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,504
I'm part of your
literary crew.
263
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,742
Like that show Entourage.
I'm your Turtle.
264
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,677
Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Trey.
265
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,213
I guess this is
what writer's block is.
266
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,382
You know what?
267
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:26,153
Good thing for you,
I have writer's unblock.
268
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,758
I am not eating
your weed gummies, Trey.
269
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,094
What page you on?
One.
270
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,434
Oh, what the hell?
271
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,705
It's like strawberry.
Yeah.
272
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,875
You know what? I'm-a go
get you something to eat.
273
00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,911
I'm not even hungry.
You will be.
274
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,548
Was I just supposed to eat one?
275
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,086
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina.
276
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,453
Come here.
277
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,422
One of the moms was
wearing these sunglasses.
278
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,958
I swear I saw J.Lo wearing them.
279
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,161
These women are so cool.
280
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,629
And they were talking about
281
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,799
going on a wine train
to Temecula next weekend,
282
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,566
and they invited me.
283
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,037
So, this is a moms' group?
284
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,406
A cool moms' group.
285
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,912
They just added me
to the group chat.
286
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,379
I'm gonna put in a heart emoji.
287
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,950
Okay, Gemma, so you were
in the park with the baby,
288
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,386
a group of moms with babies
invited you to join them.
289
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,522
They think you're Daphne's mom.
290
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,459
Oh, God.
291
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,530
Oh, but I've always wanted
to be in a group like this.
292
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,233
Back when Grover was a baby
in Kalamazoo,
293
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:50,503
all the other moms were,
you know... regular.
294
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,775
Earthy. Lot of Crocs.
295
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,712
Says the woman
wearing hobo jeans.
296
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,750
Okay, Gemma, I'm sorry,
297
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,619
but it seems to me they only
want you in their little clique
298
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,655
because you either adopted
a Black baby
299
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,590
or you're in
an interracial marriage.
300
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,493
With me,
the whitest man in America.
301
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,832
Oh, hey, guys.
Hey, baby.
302
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,668
Hey, Daphne.
Oh, I put her to sleep.
She's sleeping.
303
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,103
Okay. How'd it go today, Mom?
304
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,505
Oh, fine.
You know, no big news.
305
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,574
Except Daphne said
her first word.
306
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,311
Oh, my God!
That is fantastic.
307
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,180
What did she say?
308
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,915
"Apple."
"Canoe."
309
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,251
"Canoe"? Really, Gemma?
310
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,288
She said "Mama."
Oh.
311
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,722
But to your mama,
312
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,224
not your baby mama.
313
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,592
Oh.
314
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,296
Oh. Oh, boy. Uh, okay.
315
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,231
Courtney cannot find out
about this.
316
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,532
No.
317
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,767
Marty, you wear
a lot of ugly sweaters.
318
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,907
But this one has gots to be
the ugliest.
319
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,211
Who is this person?!
320
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,021
"...as the streetlights
321
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,324
flickered to life
on Palmer Avenue."
322
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,559
Boom! Chapter one is done.
323
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,394
Chapter two,
324
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,063
already in my head.
325
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,731
Hey, we be writing, boy.
326
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,599
Yeah.
327
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,902
Hey, man, th-that
weed gummy of yours,
328
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,870
it really helped me
to stop overthinking.
329
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,672
You know, the story
just flowed out of me.
330
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,574
What'd I tell you?
Yeah.
331
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,076
But... but...
332
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,377
Trey, is this a problem?
333
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,746
Like, do I need
to be high to write?
334
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:43,083
Is this story all mine,
or is it the weed?
335
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,088
What?
Man, if it
was the weed,
336
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,456
I'd be Shakespeare.
337
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,626
Man, it wasn't
nothing in that gummy
338
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,997
but sugar and one percent
real fruit juice.
339
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,565
What?
340
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,468
Yeah, I just said it was weed
to get you out of your own way.
341
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,871
If I'd given you one of my
real weed gummies...
342
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,107
boy, you'd be walking down
the street butt-naked,
343
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,243
trying to type on
an open pizza box.
344
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,414
Why would I do that?
Why did I do that?
345
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,351
So this story
is all mine?
346
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,719
All you.
347
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,055
You're damn right it's all mine,
because I'm a writer.
348
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,392
What are you?
What are you?
I'm a writer. I'm a writer!
349
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,561
Dakota?
Mm-hmm?
350
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:32,132
These deviled eggs
are the best I have ever had.
351
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,634
Once you eat eggs
from your own chicken,
352
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,703
you just can't go back
to store-bought.
353
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,105
Ah.
354
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,573
I have got to get a coop.
355
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,209
Yes.
356
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,276
Gemma.
357
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,777
And just go outside,
get the eggs...
358
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:45,712
Gemma?
...from my chickens
in the morning...
359
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:46,980
Gemma!
360
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,649
How y'all doing?
361
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,085
How you--
How you doing?
362
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,720
Hi.
363
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,522
You said you were taking
Daphne around the block.
364
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,889
What are you doing?
365
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,392
I know, I know.
I'm going to tell them.
366
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,927
Right after
the wine train.
367
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:04,431
Gemma, you have got to stop
this weird charade.
368
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,266
Now, give me my grandbaby!
369
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,238
Aw. Hey, Gemma.
Who's this?
370
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,906
Okay, see, I...
Oh!
371
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,608
Is this your wife?
372
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,515
Yes.
373
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,618
This is my wife, Tina.
374
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,925
Tina.
375
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,862
You must come on the
wine train next weekend.
Oh.
376
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,500
Well, see, the thing is,
I, uh...
377
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,869
I, uh...
It's eight courses
of amazing food,
378
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,073
beautiful scenery,
heavy pours.
379
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,841
We're visiting
five vineyards,
380
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:52,345
and at the last one,
Alicia Keys is performing.
381
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,049
Alicia Keys?
382
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:03,056
Oh, baby, why didn't you
tell me that?
383
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,330
Admit it,
those moms are cool.
384
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,865
Yeah, they're cool.
385
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:14,501
And I guess
it's good that Daphne
386
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,203
has a playgroup on the weekends.
387
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,204
Right? Come on.
388
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,873
Okay, we can do the wine train.
389
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,810
And we can hang with them
in the park, occasionally.
390
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,713
But no kissing on the mouth!
391
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,482
Okay, but I'm just saying,
it sells it if we...
392
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,652
Gemma,
don't play with me.
Okay, fine.
393
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,421
Hey, hey.
394
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,389
Hey.
Hey.
395
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,091
Well, we did it.
396
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,559
We finished
the whole expansion plan
397
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,428
for the charging nodes
at the new Fusebox.
398
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,062
Congratulations!
399
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,997
On whatever the hell
you just said.
400
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,234
Thank you, Mrs. B.
401
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,068
You have been babysitting
so much,
402
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,971
every weekend,
and I know it's been a lot.
403
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,107
Hey, happy to help.
404
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,110
Hey! Where's my baby?
405
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,513
- Oh, come here.
- Oh. There she is.
406
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,349
Mama.
407
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,883
Oh, my God!
408
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,685
She said her first word!
409
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,620
Oh, my God!
410
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,921
Did she just
call me "Mama"?
411
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,523
Who else would
she be talking to?
412
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,329
Yes, I am your
mama. Yes.
413
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,439
Oh, my gosh,
this hurts.
414
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:30,410
Well, I gave you the last
of your pain pills at noon.
415
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,778
They must've worn off.
416
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,546
Oh.
417
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,847
Is this for me?
418
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,849
I thought you didn't like
red velvet.
419
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,253
Not like red velvet?
I love red velvet.
420
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,722
Mmm.
421
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,991
Tina, my compliments
to the chef.
422
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:48,861
Knocked it out of the park.
This is so moist.
423
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,131
Dave's back.
424
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,435
If you think I'm gonna forgive
you about what you said yest--
425
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,237
Tina, forget about Dave.
426
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,539
Let's go drink wine
and talk about Alicia Keys.
427
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,280
Calvin, did I say something bad?
I-I can't remember a thing.
428
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,818
Well, honestly, Dave,
you were a straight jackass.
429
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:16,856
You know, some of the things
you said sounded like me.
430
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,358
And honesty is good,
431
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,660
but I don't think
we can have two mes.
432
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,595
I don't know.
433
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,631
Two Calvins sounds
pretty awesome to me.
434
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,000
Well, it's good
to have you back, buddy.
435
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,604
Since I'm the one that got you
into this, I guess I owe you.
436
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,206
So...
437
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,908
what do you say we watch
your British snake movie?
438
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,345
Monty Python and
the Holy Grail?
439
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,146
Sure.
440
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,984
She turned me into a newt.
441
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,721
Lose the bloody accent, Dave,
or I'm leavin'.
442
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,624
Okay, fine. Blimey.
443
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,393
- All right.
- Oh, hey, no, no, no.
444
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,527
Okay, okay, fine.
445
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,162
Fine. Blimey.
446
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,931
All right.
447
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,267
David...
448
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,476
Oh, come on, Daph,
you can say it.
449
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,144
Who am I? I'm your mama.
450
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,713
"Mama."
Okay, okay.
451
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,315
She's got "Mama."
All right.
452
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,149
Daph, try "Dada."
453
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,885
"Dada." "Dada."
454
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,287
"Dada." Say "Dada."
455
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,689
We're getting there.
456
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,424
It's close.
Oh!
457
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,958
Look, Bronwyn.
458
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,461
It's your friend Daphne.
459
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,962
Daphne, hello.
460
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,564
Uh, hi.
461
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,933
Hi. Hi.
462
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,469
Uh, I-I'm Marty,
and this is Courtney.
463
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,970
How great!
464
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,107
You must be babysitting
for Gemma and her wife Tina.
465
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,509
Oh.
466
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:43,910
Excuse me?
467
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,478
Tell them I said hi.
468
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:52,084
Marty...
No, it's already ringing.
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