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♪ Look up there ♪
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♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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HAM: Oh, I'm so nervous
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to see where I got assigned
for Careers Week.
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I promise you from the bottom of my heart
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that I will support your
arbitrarily assigned career
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- no matter what.
- DRAMA JOHN: Oh, my God.
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I got The Bean Factory?
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I can't believe I signed up for that
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just so I could be angry when I got it.
Ah!
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(gasps) I got my first choice!
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MommaPoppa's Ristorante?
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"Tastes so nice,
you want to eat it twice."
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I can't believe you'll be
working with Noodie the Noodle.
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Who's Noodie the Noodle?
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Oh, the restaurant's mascot.
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A person-sized noodle who walks around.
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He's ruffled my hair a time or two.
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If a giant noodle touched my hair,
I would shoot it on sight.
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I love the beaded curtain
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you walk through to go to the restrooms.
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And the children's six-piece jigsaw puzzle
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at every table.
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Who doesn't love to see a rooster
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come together like that?
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Oh, and you'll love it,
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you always get a huge bowl of free pasta
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with whatever entree you order.
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It's always served
at exactly my body temperature,
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so I can hardly feel
it passing through me.
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Oh, my favorite thing
is their famous dessert cart.
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Ah, it would be a dream
to have one of my desserts
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ride the dessert cart.
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Immortalized in colorful plastic
for all eternity.
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Yeah, I don't suppose
anyone's interested in the scoop
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on where I'll be working,
but the headline is...
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Are you perhaps
working at the newspaper, Judith?
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Ooh, great guess, Moon!
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But I'll be doing the reporting here.
(chuckles)
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Yes, I'll be working at the paper.
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And I'll be hosting our first student
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aboard The Mighty Kathleen.
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My protégé is a young woman named Bethany.
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You've met Bethany, remember?
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She got my 11th birthday
party at Cheese Wagon cancelled
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because she brought
me a dead bird as a gift?
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Well, a dead bird is a great reminder
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of the fragility of life.
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With any hope, she'll be as excited
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to receive lasting knowledge
of commercial fishing
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as I am to impart it.
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And Wolf, Honeybee, and Moon will be there
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to help me show her the ropes.
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Literally.
I got those new ropes
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last week in Death Cliff.
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Oh, yeah!
Those ropes are sick!
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Well, I think it's great you guys get
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to test out your dream jobs
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and see if they're as cool
as you thought they would be.
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My dream job is to be
a personal shopper for the stars.
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Can you imagine going
to Kroger for Nicole Kidman?
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(gasps)
Oh, you must be Ham.
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Oh, my God, look at this handsome boy.
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Poppa, Poppa!
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Get out here.
Ham's here!
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(gasps)
Oh, my God!
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Is this boy an angel, Momma?
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He's so skinny!
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Sit down before you fall down,
you must be hungry.
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Noodie! Noodie!
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There you are.
Bring some lasagna for this boy.
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Wow, o-okay.
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But I am here to work.
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Would you listen to him, Momma?
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This good boy wants to work right away.
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-(sobs quietly)
- Momma, what is it?
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Momma.
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He's like the child we could never have.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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My ovaries are like old dried grapes.
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No, Momma! I love your ovaries.
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Oh, this old flatterer.
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Noodie!
Where's the garlic bread?
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Momma!
He only has one arm.
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Sorry, Noodie.
Next time,
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you tuck it under the arm, okay?
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Hi, Mr. Noodie.
I'm Ham.
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So, Ham, tell me about yourself.
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Well, I love your restaurant,
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and I want to learn the business
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because I bake cakes.
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(laughs)
A baker.
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Did you hear that, Momma?
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All the other boys are out there
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riding motorcycles and chewing gum
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and this boy's at home
baking beautiful cakes.
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Your dessert cart
was one of my first inspirations.
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Well, if things go well this week...
you never know.
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Maybe one of your desserts
will end up on the dessert cart.
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- What? No way.
- Ah, it'll be so nice
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to have an extra hand for the week.
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You know, Noodie
certainly wouldn't mind an extra hand.
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(laughs)
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He's belly laughing, look at him.
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Gill?
What are you doing here?
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This is my assignment for Careers class.
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I overheard you say,
"I'm putting the newspaper
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as my first choice."
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And now here we are.
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Welcome to the Lone Moose Wind.
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As our junior Career Week employees,
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you'll be doing the most important jobs
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in the journalism industry--
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making copies, filing
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and bringing me exactly
three Red Vines every day at 4:15.
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- And seven more Red Vines at 4:30.
- JUDY: Excuse me?
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Um, will there be
an opportunity to write a story?
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I'm very interested
in getting my first byline.
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What if I brought
you a really juicy scoop?
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Sure.
Write your juicy scoop
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on a Post-It and put
it under my Red Vines.
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Less talky, more coffee.
Go refill the pot, kid.
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Do you mind tackling the coffee, Gill?
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I'm going to look for my scoop.
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I love you, Judy!
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Er, I mean, I'd love to, Judy.
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Thanks, Gill!
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You must be Bethany.
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It's not the name
I would have chosen for myself,
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but I was a baby at the time.
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Completely powerless.
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You probably won't be needing that sword.
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We fish with nets.
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It's not for fish. It's for pirates.
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You know, Bluebeards,
Blackbeards, scalawags--
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some of 'em are ghosts
rattling around in chains.
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May I ask why there's
no cannon on this boat?
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I've been begging you
to get a cannon for years.
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When the ghost pirates
try to board the ship
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and there's no large ordnance
to shoot them with,
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don't blame us.
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Yeah, Dad.
Don't blame us.
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All right, well, let's set sail.
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Aw, if he stares at that girl any harder,
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his eyes are going to
literally turn into hearts.
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Oh, man, then he'll have three hearts,
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no eyes, and a huge crush.
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Classic pre-teen combo.
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JUDY:
How would you two feel about
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renewing your vows on horseback?
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It would be a shoo-in
for the paper's wedding page.
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Horses?
Mm-mm, that's a no for me.
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Anyone who considers
an unwashed carrot a "treat"
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is just off.
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Also, one bit my armpit
at the county fair.
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Judy, I'm gonna
have to defer to Honeybee here.
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If you bite my wife,
you're out of my life.
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Ham, how was your first day?
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I basically just shadowed
Poppa and Momma and Noodie,
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but tomorrow night
I get to be out on the floor,
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bussing tables and living the dream!
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When you work there, do they tell you
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who's inside Noodie the Noodle?
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No, it had the costume
on the entire time I was there.
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It even drove away in it,
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its one tiny linguini
arm gripping the wheel.
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Scoop alert! Scoop alert!
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"Scoop alert"?
That's not something we say.
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Sorry.
My dog, Bubble, found three lynx kittens
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and she's raising them as her own.
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Unlikely animal friends?
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Our readers love those.
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All right, write it up
and you've got yourself a byline.
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Gill? (sighs)
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Bye-bye byline.
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Beagle Bubble Bombs
Judy's Journalism Journey.
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♪ Row in eayear indoray ♪
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♪ Push the tray of desserts ♪
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♪ Here's pasta for you ♪
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♪ Oh yon dee yo lin don doo ♪
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♪ Bus the table and wave at Noodie ♪
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♪ Dee ya dee yo... ♪
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You did great tonight, Ham.
Mwah.
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Busboy?
More like best boy.
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Oh! I got one more chore for you
before you skedaddle.
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♪ At the end of the dinner ♪
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♪ It's time for a swimmer ♪
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♪ It's a total cinch,
you give the pasta a rinse. ♪
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Wah...
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Okay, here's what you gotta do.
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Gather up all the uneaten pasta,
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give it a quick rinse,
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and then you put it in the walk-in
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so we can serve it tomorrow.
You got it?
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I... got it!
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- All done!
- Ham,
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I meant all the pasta.
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The... stuff in the bus tubs?
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- Yep.
- But that pasta's dirty.
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Well, only till we clean it, Ham.
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At the end of the day,
I don't throw myself in the trash.
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I take a shower
and Poppa's good as new! Right?
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I guess...
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And make sure you get all of it.
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We don't throw any of it away.
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Holy ravioli.
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See anything strange
on the water lately, Dad?
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Dead bodies?
Mermaids?
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Swimmers you can tell
are peeing in the water?
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No, but I saw a desk chair
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floating in the open ocean once.
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That was a real thought-starter.
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Gotta tell Bethany.
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Probably thrown there by an office pirate.
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Dad, do you... enjoy working?
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Mostly, yes.
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I can't control the weather, or the fish,
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but overall, work gives me
a feeling of contentment.
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Why do you ask, Ham?
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Was working at a real restaurant
harder than you expected?
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There are definitely
a few things I'd do differently.
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Well, perhaps you should
say something, Ham.
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A good boss always listens to suggestions.
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Like when Judy suggested
that we warn each other
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when we poop in the tiny boat bathroom.
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That 15-minute cooling-off period
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really raised morale.
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Bethany, I'm gonna show you
how to sweep water off the deck.
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Oh, no, thanks.
Moon is going to walk me through
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calling "Mayday"
on the radio in case of pirates.
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Well, actually, Moon will be...
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Dad. Can Honeybee and I
talk to you in the wheelhouse?
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What's up, guys?
Are you upset?
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We can't all sweep the deck.
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Uh, no, we wanted to alert you
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to a certain situation that's happening.
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With Moon...?
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And Bethany...?
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Oh, no, does Moon
want to sweep the deck also?
252
00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,637
No one wants to sweep the deck, Beef.
253
00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,931
Moon has a crush on Bethany.
254
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,350
Oh. Oh...
255
00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,894
Moon, I need someone to show Bethany
256
00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,270
how to call "Mayday" on the radio
257
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,189
in case of... pirates.
258
00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,274
Now we're talkin'.
259
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,860
Um, excuse me?
Poppa?
260
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,154
Ah, what can I do for you, my young Ham?
261
00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:53,241
I, uh... I just wanted to
ask you about the pasta rinsing.
262
00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,076
It just seems like, maybe,
263
00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,744
we could just make new pasta every day?
264
00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,372
Ham. Have you been talking
to people about rinsing the pasta?
265
00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,165
No, just you, Poppa.
266
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,251
Good.
You were right to bring it to me.
267
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:06,128
Ham, when you run a restaurant,
you need a lot of food,
268
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,172
and that costs a lot of money.
269
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,591
Momma and I, we're not rich, you know?
270
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,135
We operate on a very thin margin,
271
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,556
and we like to keep our prices low
for hardworking families.
272
00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,641
Everyone in Lone Moose is like our babies
273
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,935
and we want them to be fat and happy.
274
00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:22,979
Why do you want the babies to be sad, Ham?
275
00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,355
Why do you hate babies?
276
00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,148
Sorry, sorr... I don't.
277
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,608
You worry too much, Ham.
278
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,610
Now let's give everyone
a good dinner tonight, huh?
279
00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:31,862
Ow!
280
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,323
Oh. (laughs)
Hey, Noodie.
281
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,078
C-Can I go by?
282
00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,371
Okay.
283
00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,665
You're not mov... I'll just...
Yep.
284
00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:48,921
So, Crispin, have you
witnessed any mall crimes
285
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:49,964
that I can write up for the paper?
286
00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:51,424
Gloria! No.
287
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,634
They've got this place
locked down pretty tight, Judy.
288
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:54,885
Thank you.
289
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,722
Wait.
Didn't that cup say "Gloria?"
290
00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,683
Excuse me! That smoothie
is supposed to be for a "Gloria."
291
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,060
(gasps)
Smoothie snatching, Santiago?
292
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,896
Well, sometimes I just
like to give a woman's name
293
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,523
and pretend I'm picking up a smoothie
294
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,108
for my imaginary wife.
295
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,860
Oh. Santiago...
296
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,778
I know, I know.
297
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,197
Will someone in this mall
please shoplift?!
298
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,616
Ma'am, I'm looking at you.
299
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,326
- WOMAN: No!
- Fine.
300
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,577
♪ Wash the pasta ♪
301
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,662
♪ Squishy, squishy, hey, nasty, nasty ♪
302
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,789
♪ Serve the pasta, it's disgusting ♪
303
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,292
♪ Hey, washy, washy, oh, servey, servey ♪
304
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,002
♪ Nasty pasta, oh, noodie, noodie ♪
305
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,170
♪ Noodie, noodie, oh ♪
306
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:33,049
♪ Wash, serve... hey! ♪
307
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,009
Hello, son. I left you
some spaghetti in the fridge.
308
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:36,344
What?
Why would you do that?
309
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,054
Ah!
What was I thinking?
310
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,890
You're probably full of delicious
Poppa's pasta, huh?
311
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,643
Uh-huh. I'm gonna go take a shower
even though I'm not sure
312
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:44,852
I can ever get clean.
313
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,604
Well, I recommend using soap.
314
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:47,813
It's worked for me all these years.
315
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,112
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
316
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,989
There's something's
going on with the shower.
317
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,495
(screams)
318
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,413
(screaming)
319
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,875
(gasps, yells)
320
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:12,088
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
321
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,547
- No!
-(knocking loudly)
322
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,675
JUDY: Ham? Are you having
a difficult bowel movement?
323
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,843
- Do you want a glass of water?
- No.
324
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,679
(laughs weakly)
I just saw a spider.
325
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,722
JUDY:
Okay. Don't get bitten by it.
326
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,350
If it's radioactive, it's a whole thing.
327
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,896
(high-pitched voice):
Excuse me, young man, I ordered the farts.
328
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,690
-(laughter)
- Oh, hi.
329
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:31,941
What are you all doing here?
330
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,275
We thought we'd surprise you, son.
331
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,361
It was my idea
to come without telling you.
332
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:38,197
Sorry.
I've been a total prank-aholic lately.
333
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,324
Yesterday he told me
I had something on my face,
334
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,617
and when I said, "What?"
335
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,828
he said, "A beautiful smile."
And you know?
336
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,538
It made me feel beautiful.
337
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,039
I call 'em "Positive Pranks."
338
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,457
Oh! Ham!
339
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,000
This must be your family.
340
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,544
I see the resemblance.
341
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,838
The Tobins are here! Momma! Noodie!
342
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,715
We have special guests tonight.
343
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,799
(giggles)
344
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,218
Poppa Paul knows who we are, guys.
345
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,971
Now, who's ready
for a little bit of Poppa on their plate?
346
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,264
Uh... all of us?
347
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,307
Perfect.
Pasta for everyone!
348
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,477
Ham, your family's hungry.
Go get-y the spaghetti.
349
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,442
No, no, no.
I can't feed my family dirty noodles.
350
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,986
I know.
I'll make them fresh pasta.
351
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,572
Ah!
352
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,699
- Noodie, what are you doing?
-(yelps)
353
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,617
Maybe a better question
is what are you doing, Ham?
354
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,578
- I...
- You don't have to make the pasta.
355
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,121
It's already made.
356
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,832
Ham, always working so hard.
357
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,792
I've got the bowls all ready for you.
358
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,960
Go on, Ham.
359
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,838
Just, uh, gonna go tell 'em.
360
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,047
It's the right thing to do.
361
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,924
Ham.
Come with me.
362
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:41,886
Take a seat.
363
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,846
Sit on any papers you'd like.
364
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,557
Wow, it really smells like fish in here.
365
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,351
Ah, yeah. Well, the fish
hate when you clean the tanks,
366
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,811
so, eh, what are-what are you gonna do?
367
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,563
Ham, Momma and I were chatting
368
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,607
and we thought since
your family is here tonight,
369
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,234
you can make them a special dessert and...
370
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,611
we'll put it on the dessert cart.
371
00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,862
Are you serious?
372
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,280
Yes, I'm serious!
373
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,408
Remember, we told you,
we're a team, a family.
374
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,452
You do for us, we do for you.
375
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:07,953
You understand what I'm saying?
376
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,205
I think so...
377
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,207
And who knows?
If tonight goes well,
378
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,833
maybe there'll be a little plastic version
379
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,461
of your dessert
that'll be on our cart permanently.
380
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,421
Permanently?
Wow.
381
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,381
To think of someone finding my dessert
382
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,133
after the apocalypse, in the rubble.
383
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,635
What a dream.
384
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:23,969
So we have a deal?
385
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,848
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
386
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,683
(all making sounds of enjoyment)
387
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,854
I don't know what you do to
make it taste so good, Poppa,
388
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,065
but whatever it is, keep doing it.
389
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,691
(laughing): Oh, we will.
390
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,193
We will.
391
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,529
Off to look for scoops again!
392
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,863
If I don't find a story soon,
393
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,573
my journalism career could stall
394
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,408
before I ever get to
be a burnt-out reporter.
395
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,245
You don't know of anything
weird going on around town, do ya?
396
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,871
Um, actually...
397
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,833
Ah!
398
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,961
- Ham, you okay?
- Uh, yup.
399
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,171
Everything's fine.
I should probably get to work
400
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,966
because I love it and
everything's normal there.
401
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,592
Normal, normal, normal.
402
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,136
There you are!
403
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,638
Your dessert was so good.
404
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,890
Everyone's asking for
Ham's Chocolate-Cherry Pizza Cake.
405
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,892
"Looks like a pizza,
tastes like a sweets-uh!"
406
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,227
(laughs weakly)
407
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,437
Um, Momma, can I talk to you?
408
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,439
What's wrong, my beautiful boy?
409
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,776
(sighs) I love being part
of the MommaPoppa family,
410
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,653
but I'm having trouble with the, uh...
411
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:23,779
the pasta rinsing.
412
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,322
I told Poppa I'd keep it a secret,
413
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,324
but it feels kind of... wrong.
414
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,951
To me.
And disgusting.
415
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,036
- To me. Sorry.
- Oh, Ham, I know.
416
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,038
It's something Poppa started
back at the beginning
417
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,915
when we didn't have
two meatballs to rub together.
418
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,000
Maybe it's time for a change.
419
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,877
You know what?
I'll talk to Poppa.
420
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,211
- You will?
- Of course!
421
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,130
- You worry too much.
-(sighs)
422
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,048
Thank you for
talking to Poppa for me, Momma.
423
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,383
Talking to me about what?
424
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,094
Ham, I left my salad starter
out in the car.
425
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,096
It's a green bag in the back.
426
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,264
Would you go grab it for me
427
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,807
- while I talk to Poppa?
- Mm-hmm.
428
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:57,855
Oh, God, that smell!
429
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,232
Green bag. Where is it?
Where is it? This can't be it.
430
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,318
It says "Mice For Snakes"?
431
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,861
Yep, it's it.
432
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,571
-(flies buzzing)
- Momma, no!
433
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,364
Ugh, you're bad too?
434
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,950
Ham Tobin,
what have you gotten yourself into?
435
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,536
Momma and Poppa are filthy?
436
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,289
Ham Tobin, what have you
gotten yourself into? (squawks)
437
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,540
(whispering): Stop. Stop.
438
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,917
Momma and Poppa are filthy.
439
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,543
(Ham groans)
440
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,547
(sighs)
Another day without pirates.
441
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,634
Dad?
What do you think the chances are
442
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,968
that we're gonna encounter pirates
443
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,470
in the next couple of days,
444
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,263
specifically right after school?
445
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,641
May I look into that
and get back to you, son?
446
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,394
Sure, Dad. Thank you
for your consideration in this matter.
447
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,606
Hey, Ham-a-lama-ding-dong.
What's up?
448
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,650
You know how you were asking me earlier
449
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:46,028
- if anything weird was going on in town?
- Mm-hmm.
450
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,281
Welp, I got a scoop I gotta let loose.
451
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,575
Holy cow.
This is big.
452
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,743
This is very big.
453
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,620
And gross.
Very gross.
454
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,288
I'm so sorry I let you eat garbage.
455
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,123
There was just a lot of pressure
456
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,042
and I was blinded by the glory
of the dessert cart.
457
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,460
It's completely understandable.
458
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,171
(shudders) Who knows
how old some of those noodles are
459
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,339
if they never throw them out.
460
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,548
In and out of dozens of mouths,
461
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,217
resting on hundreds of chins.
462
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,010
You know the sign for infinity?
463
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,804
Think about that as a noodle.
464
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,139
An infinite loop of pasta washing.
465
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,016
We need proof.
(gasps) I know.
466
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,267
I'll come in disguise.
467
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,936
(British accent): I'm a storied princess
468
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,437
from a faraway monarchy
469
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,107
whose father has sent her
to find the perfect restaurant
470
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,900
to hold the coronation of his heir!
471
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,152
Or I could take some pictures
with my phone?
472
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,320
Mm, yeah, that could work.
473
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,698
♪ ♪
474
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,457
Hey!
475
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,710
Noodie, give me back my ph...
Oh.
476
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,754
Well, well, what do we have here?
477
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,091
POPPA:
Ham.
478
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,384
What are you trying to do, huh?
479
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,552
Uh... I was just...
480
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,720
taking some pictures.
481
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,304
So I could remember my time here.
482
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,597
Don't lie to Poppa.
483
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,349
You don't like it, the rinsing.
484
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,185
Look, Ham, I didn't
want to have to tell you this,
485
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,438
but we have to wash the pasta.
486
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,565
We can't afford new pasta,
487
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,650
because... Momma...
488
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,777
she's... sick.
489
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,113
- I don't believe you.
- Then Noodie's sick.
490
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,615
No, Poppa, you
can't just switch who's sick.
491
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,201
Ham, you were gonna
use these pictures to ruin us.
492
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,786
I said I would talk to Poppa.
493
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,455
Why are you so impatient?
494
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,831
You don't trust your Momma?
495
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,416
I saw your car, Momma.
496
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,667
You're part of this.
497
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,252
You were keeping salad in a bag
498
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,004
that's specifically meant for mice.
499
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,464
It's so gross!
500
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,425
Aw, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham.
501
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,885
Poppa, I know what this is about.
502
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,345
We were gonna wait
for your last night, but here.
503
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,681
It's your dessert, Ham.
For the cart.
504
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,641
It just came back from the molder.
505
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,060
They said it was the most beautiful
506
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,394
fake dessert they ever made.
507
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,937
Everyone was crying.
508
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,273
Everyone was crying and now I'm crying.
509
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,692
(crying): I'm so proud of my son.
510
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,110
I'm not your son.
511
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,613
And I'm not keeping
your weird secrets anymore!
512
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,239
Yes, you are, Ham.
513
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,659
- You broke my heart, Ham.
- Get out of here.
514
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,870
And take your
Cherry-Chocolate Pizza with you.
515
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,246
Noodie, give him the boot-y.
516
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,790
It's fine, I can wal...
517
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:03,999
Ah! Ah, ah!
518
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:04,625
Whoa...
519
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,418
(grunts)
520
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,672
Aw, man. I forgot to ask them
to sign my class credit slip.
521
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,217
Oh, hey, there's Noodie.
Maybe he'll sign it.
522
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,511
Oh, hey, Noodie.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
523
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,513
JUDY:
It's all right here,
524
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,431
- including photos.
- They sauced my phone,
525
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,517
but I had already
uploaded them to the cloud.
526
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,103
Cloudy with a chance of justice.
527
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,146
Write it up and you've
got yourself a byline, Judy.
528
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,815
Congratulations.
529
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,484
What are you waiting for?
530
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,568
Balloons aren't
gonna drop from the ceiling.
531
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,070
Congrats, Judy.
532
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,279
I'm glad you got your story.
533
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,156
Thanks, Ham.
I'm gonna get my byline,
534
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,366
and you're gonna be a hero.
535
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,784
You're like Erin Brockovich,
536
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,494
but with pasta
instead of contaminated water.
537
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,371
More like Erin Pasta-vich.
538
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,832
Oh, that's good.
I'm gonna put that in my article.
539
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,959
Kids, I think I may have spotted
540
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,418
pirates off the starboard side.
541
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,503
Now, come on, you two,
542
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,338
we can't let them overtake the boat.
543
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,840
Ahoy there, ship... guys!
544
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,216
Mind if we come aboard?
545
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,426
Babe, we're pirates.
You gotta be more intense.
546
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,137
We're gonna cut you from mouth to anus
547
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,680
and then stuff yer insides with gold!
548
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,848
Geez, Honeybee.
549
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,391
See?
This is where the cannon
550
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,725
would come in handy, Mr. Tobin.
551
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,270
(grunting)
552
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,729
Is that all you got?
553
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,439
You know what?
Don't be mad, Moon,
554
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,692
but I've decided to switch sides.
555
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,819
I just like their whole vibe or whatever.
556
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,612
Sorry, Dad.
I'm with Bethany.
557
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,531
Argh!
Let's filet some Beef!
558
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,616
Uh-oh, Dad!
Cover your anus!
559
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,451
MOON:
So, Bethany,
560
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,745
just because
the Careers class assignment is over
561
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,497
doesn't mean the good times have to end.
562
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,666
Moon, I really loved my time here,
563
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,293
but Career Week is over,
564
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,254
and I have to get back
to what I usually do after school,
565
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,964
which is absolutely nothing.
566
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,382
Understood.
567
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,176
Goodbye, Mr. Tobin.
Goodbye, Moon.
568
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,261
I'll never forget you.
569
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,930
Thanks for doing
the pirate adventure, Dad.
570
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,016
I know Bethany's too old for me,
571
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,727
but I might ask her out
when I'm ready to start dating
572
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,312
in 20 to 34 years.
573
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,313
You're welcome, son.
574
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,481
I have some great first date suggestions.
575
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,568
For instance, I know
a wonderful fallen log off Highway 49.
576
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,946
It's often very dry.
It makes for a delightful sit.
577
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,782
Sorry I blew the whistle
on your favorite restaurant, Dad.
578
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,284
That's okay, son.
579
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,827
There's plenty of restaurant fish
in the sea.
580
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,954
It's just a bummer.
Working at the restaurant
581
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,998
was my dream and it
turned out to be a nightmare.
582
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,250
Sometimes that's what working a job is:
583
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,711
finding out that that job isn't for you.
584
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,006
Hey, but maybe you'll
open your own bakery someday.
585
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,800
Yeah, and you can rinse off the cakes
at the end of the night.
586
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,053
You know what?
I didn't eat a bite at that restaurant.
587
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,722
I knew something was off
when I saw that creepy noodle guy.
588
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,767
I have good people sense,
and also good noodle-people sense.
589
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,060
The important thing is that
590
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,478
Momma and Poppa learned their lesson.
591
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:33,232
That place is gonna be shut down
for a long time.
592
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,109
Are they open again already?!
593
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,819
WOLF:
Minestrone pony! They are!
594
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,364
So, nothing I did meant anything?
595
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,199
Nobody cared about my story?
596
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,659
You both did the right thing.
597
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,285
A sad but true fact of life is
598
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,371
sometimes you do the right thing
and no one cares.
599
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:48,997
But I am definitely proud of you guys.
600
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,333
Thanks, Dad.
I'm proud of me, too.
601
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,711
So, are we thinking we're eating
at MommaPoppa's tonight, or...
602
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,047
- Wolf, no!
- Okay, just checking.
603
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,173
But if you guys want to just
604
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,341
drop me off here at the corner...
605
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,676
I am not gonna go eat there.
606
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,843
Pick me up in an hour?
607
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,428
♪ ♪
608
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,514
♪ Hey, there,
kids and hey, there, parents ♪
609
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,766
♪ Hey, there, guy alone named Terrance ♪
610
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,269
♪ This is fun for all,
not just the foodies ♪
611
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,937
-♪ It's a little dance
we like to call the Noodie ♪
-♪ The Noodie ♪
612
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,022
♪ Stand tall like a tube
with your legs and feet ♪
613
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,275
♪ And wave your one
little arm to this funky beat ♪
614
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,277
♪ Now spin around and shake it loose ♪
615
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,445
♪ You're the funkiest noodle
in all of Lone Moose ♪
616
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,531
♪ Rinse off your body,
wash off that sauce ♪
617
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,366
♪ Swivel your hips like you're the boss ♪
618
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,535
♪ If you're wearing a frown
and you're feelin' moody ♪
619
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,955
♪ Just cheer yourself up
by doin' the Noodie ♪
620
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,873
♪ Cheer yourself up ♪
621
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,875
♪ By doing the Noodie. ♪
622
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,962
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