Original subtitles

Here's adventure.

Here's romance.

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the old west,

"The Cisco Kid."

Oh, yes, this is lovely.

It would make a beautiful gift for my Aunt Ellen.

I'm afraid it's far too expensive.

Don't move, anyone!

Now, keep your mouth shut and do as you're told, and nobody'll

get hurt.

Now, back up against that wall, all of you, and keep your hands

up.

Come on, hurry it up.

Keep 'em covered.

Any rocks in the case?

No, just knickknacks.

(alarm ringing) Sling the hash!

For the love of Pete, will you put that thing away?

Not on your life.

It's my lucky bullet.

Well, you're making me nervous.

I think you was born that way, Marty.

It's on its way.

Good, we'll split up, then meet in Santa Rosa.

Got a match?

Sure.

Steve hasn't shown up yet.

Thanks.

Good morning, ma'am.

What's good about it?

Well, I, uh-- It's outrageous--

taxes, taxes!

New ones every day.

I tell you, this country's going to the dogs.

Want a room?

Sign there.

I'd like a room with a private bath.

So would I.

Number seven.

Up the stairs and turn to your right.

You get lost, holler.

The salesman in number ten lost his pants.

Tell him to ask Congress.

They probably got it.

Yes, ma'am.

And, Jasper, better get to the railhead.

Judy should be back today.

And pick up the mail.

Yes, ma'am.

Oscar, cut that out.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

Doggone it.

Always having trouble.

Oscar, hey, stop it!

Hey, Oscar, you know that's the United States mail you're

chewing up?

Oh, you'll get me in a lot of trouble.

Oh, the things some people will send in the mail.

Git up.

(Pancho singing in Spanish) Hey, look, Cisco.

What it is, huh?

Hey, look.

Look what I find, Cisco.

That's a pogo stick.

A pogo stick?

Oh, yes, Cisco, I remember when I was a little kid with knees no

higher than a grasshopper, my Uncle Tito, he make one of

these, and pretty soon, I was the best pogo sticker in all

Guadalajara.

Be careful, Pancho, or it will it'll throw you.

Oh, yeah?

Watch Pancho.

He give you a lesson how to ride on a pogo stick.

Now watch me, huh?

Whoa, whoopee!

Cisco, help.

It's running away with me.

(laughing) Whoa, help!

Pogo stick, stop, please!

Look out, Pancho.

Let go of it, Pancho.

Let go of it.

I will break my neck if I do.

Not if you land on your head.

Hey, get out.

Get out, get out!

(laughing) Don't jump, miss.

(crash) (goat bleating)

That was a pretty close call, miss.

Cisco!

Judy Winters.

What are you doing in this part of the country?

I've been living in Santa Rosa for the last two years with

my Aunt Ellen.

Round up the horses, Pancho.

Bueno.

You all right, Jasper?

Ah, nothing wrong with me that old snake juice won't cure.

(goat bleating) Holy jehosaphats, look at that

mail!

Scattered all over tarnation.

Let's give him a hand.

(goat bleating) Your aunt will skin me alive

if she finds any of this mail busted open.

Is this your purse, Judy?

Thanks.

Poor Jasper.

He doesn't seem to realize that Aunt Ellen just loves to tease

him.

You just return from a trip?

Yes, from Sacramento.

Aunt Ellen insisted I take a little vacation.

You had a good time?

Wonderful.

And exciting, too.

I bet you met your future husband.

No, but I was in a jewelry store when it was held up and

robbed.

Did the robbers get away?

They did as far as I know.

Now, listen, I'm telling you again, if you don't stop eating

this mail, I'm gonna sell you to the butcher!

Here they are, Cisco.

Good, now help us pick up the letters.

Bueno.

Hey, señor goat, what have you been doing with this package,

huh?

You can't read English.

Give it to me.

Oh, don't get angry, señor goat, don't get mad.

Don't eat it, señor goat.

Don't look at me like that!

It's not a proper-- Oh...

(goat bleating) (laughter)

Cisco, help me!

Cisco, help me!

I'm surprised at you Pancho.

Afraid of a little goat.

Yeah, but that's nothing to laugh at.

That goat is a cannibal, and he thinks I'm a tin can, and he

wants to eat me!

Cisco, help me.

(laughter) Come on down, come on.

Hey, that's the gal from the jewelry store.

We better get out of here before she gets a good look at us.

Calm down, Marty, she'll never recognize us.

We wore masks, remember?

Oh, yeah.

(bell rings) Aunt Ellen?

Judy!

Oh, Judy, I've been expecting you.

Oh, it's good to see you again.

Did you have a nice vacation?

Oh, wonderful.

And I brought home a guest.

Aunt Ellen, this is Cisco Kid, an old friend of mine.

Any friend of Judy's is a friend of mine.

Pancho!

Oh, Pancho!

Lady, what you-- What you doing, what you--

Cisco, Cisco, please help!

Cisco, Cisco, Cisco!

Please do-- do something, Cisco.

Do anything.

Don't let her catch me, Cisco.

Please, Cisco.

No, Cisco, huh?

Pancho, don't you remember me?

How can I remember, señorita?

It's the first time I ever see you-- I never see you before.

That's everything but the truth.

But I'm Ellen Palmer, the girl you asked to marry 20 years

ago... in Laredo.

No, you got the wrong man.

It must be two other fellows.

I didn't ever went to Laredo.

Besides, I don't like the enchiladas.

They taste like tamales.

Then you're not my Pancho?

No, I don't belong to nobody, only pawn broker in Guadalajara,

and I owe him 100 pesos.

Well, I declare.

You're the spittin' image of him.

Well, then I think that I don't gonna spit no more, huh?

Let's went, Cisco.

Aah!

Hey, Cisco, don't let him catch me, Cisco!

Don't let him get me.

Get out of here you animated garbage collector.

Shoo! Scat!

Where in tarnation did that goat come from?

Uh, he came in the mail, Miss Ellen.

But we lost the owner's address.

Lost the address?

Jasper Peabody, if you don't find that owner I'll send you

both to the dead letter office.

Now, get me the key to number nine.

Yes.

Cisco, let's went, huh?

Not another word, Pancho.

Judy, now you show them up to room number nine.

It's our very best room.

You'll be very comfortable there, dear boy.

(laughter) (Ellen humming)

Jasper Peabody, what have you been doing to the United States

mail?

Nothing, Miss Ellen.

We had an accident with the buckboard.

The buckboard?

Run smack into tree!

What?

But it wasn't my fault.

You ask Miss Judy.

Jasper Peabody, I'll skin you three ways down the middle,

and I'll-- I gotta go now.

Jasper, you come back here!

I'll get him for you, ma'am.

Wait a minute, yokel, your boss wants to see you.

Well, she can't have me.

Ooh!

A smart aleck, huh?

All right, I've had enough.

What's the idea of beating up on this old man?

Well, he asked for it, stomping on my pet corn and

kickin' in the shin.

All I was trying to do was get him back to the hotel, like that

old dame wanted.

Is that true, Jasper?

Yes, but I ain't going back till she cools off a bit.

Here's your hat, mister.

I'm sorry, mister, but you didn't have to beat up on him.

Well, what'd you think I was gonna do, stand here and let him

kick me around?

Just a minute.

You dropped something.

Howdy.

Howdy.

I'd like a room.

Yes, sir.

Just sign right there.

Number eight upstairs, and turn to your right.

If you have any trouble, just holler.

Is there any mail for me?

I'm expecting a rather important package.

The name is Grant.

No.

Are you sure?

What do you want me to do, swear to it on a stack if

Bibles?

Look, mister, this is very important to me.

I'd appreciate it very much if you'd look again.

Well, if you put it that way.

It's about this long and about this wide, about that thick.

Well, the only other package here has your name on it.

And it has to go back to the dead letter office in

Washington.

Well, that's it.

That's my package.

Well, hey, you can't do that.

Give me that package or I'll blow you to kingdom come.

That's United States mail, and that's piracy.

They'd throw you in jail and throw the key away.

You'll never get away with that.

Say, you can't come back here.

Get out of the way, yokel.

So you wanna get tough, do ya?

Oh, you wanna play some more, huh?

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on!

That's it, Cisco.

Sling the hash!

What happened, Cisco?

Run and hide the package!

But, Cisco, how can I run when you are in trouble and need

Pancho's help?

Do what I tell you or I'm not gonna give you any more tamales!

Oh, tamales?

Oh, that's different.

Pancho!

Pancho?

You-hoo?

Pancho!

Drat that man.

I think he's afraid of me.

Pancho?

Pancho, where are you?

(goat bleating) Why, Pancho, what are you in

that pile of hay?

Señorita, this is no time cross puzzle riddles.

Holy smokes, the goat is eating up the package!

You just go away, you pesky critter.

I'll put you in jail for destroying United States mail!

You let go of it.

Let go of that package.

But Cisco, he told me to hide it.

I don't care what anybody said, let go!

Let go of that.

Drop that package!

Let's get that package.

Oh, they shot you, the brutes.

You dear boy.

Are you in much pain?

No, but I will be if I don't get out of this town pretty

quick.

Now, you stay right there, Pancho, and Ellen will fix you

up right.

Fix me up, that's just what I'm afraid of.

What happened?

Who fired that shot?

Pancho, where are you?

Over here, Cisco.

Pancho... what happened?

Oh, only a flea bite here.

Those hombres is bad shots.

Where's the package?

I tried to hide it, but they took it.

Where are they?

They went this way on a buckboard.

There must be something very valuable in that package,

otherwise they wouldn't try to steal it.

I-- I've seen that brooch before.

You have?

Why yes, in that jewelry store in Sacramento.

I was looking at it when those bandits walked in.

Mmm.

The loot must be in the package.

That's why they mailed it to themselves.

I'm going after them.

Not without me you don't.

But your arm, Pancho.

Cisco, that ain't nothing.

Let's get our guns and went.

You're staying right here.

This time he wanna get in trouble by himself.

(gasps) (goat bleating)

Cisco, wait for me!

There they are, Cisco.

We'll cut around and get in front of them, Pancho.

Hey, look!

It's them.

Turn around, Jim.

Pancho, stay with these two men.

That's two bullets, mister.

Three.

And he lost his extra ammunition.

Four.

Five.

Your gun is empty, mister.

I'll give you just one minute to give up.

Don't shoot, I'll give up.

All right, walk out in the open.

Get up.

You better take a few lessons before you try another gun draw,

mister.

Start walking.

Sure, I knew they were crooks the minute I looked at 'em.

You can't fool old Jasper Peabody, no siree.

Hey, what-- What are you looking at?

Why, you have a mole on your neck, just like my Pancho had.

You are my Pancho.

Pancho, wait for me!

Pancho.

Pancho, where are you?

(goat bleating) Oh, you dear boy.

Did you hurt yourself?

Oh, Cisco!

Oh, Pancho.

(laughter) Good-bye, amigos!

See you soon. Ha!