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Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

[Pancho snoring] [sputtering]

Ohh.

Loco.

Loco, how can you do such things to Pancho?

Tickling me awake when I'm having the most wonderful dream?

Now, you wait when sometime you gonna try to sleep,

and Pancho will-- will-- Oh, so you are the catpole

who making the monkeyshines in the woodpile full of hay!

I did it, Pancho.

How can you sleep so much?

It ain't so easy, Cisco.

It take a lot of practice on a full stomach.

And an empty head.

Come on.

Empty head?

How you can say that when my head is so full of brains?

What's the matter, miss?

You look troubled.

A friend, he's badly hurt.

He's in a cabin, just on the other side of the hill.

Could you please help him while I ride for a doctor?

We'll be glad to.

Thank you.

[chuckling] That was quick.

That's the first time I ever hear you say hello and goodbye

at the same time to a señorita.

Pancho, this is no time for joking.

That man is hurt.

He needs our help.

Come on, this way.

Reach high, quick.

Well, your lady friend tricked us very nicely.

Very nice, and she's a pretty señorita, eh, Cisco?

Cisco!

Well, what do you know?

The great Cisco Kid and his pal, Pancho, falling for

an old trick like this?

Get out of your clothes, both of you.

I can't take off my clothes, my knees freeze.

Take 'em off or your knees will get a permanent chill.

Hurry up!

All right, Pancho.

Do as we're told.

You didn't harm them, did you, Harry?

Of course not, darling.

Good.

I'll draw some money from the bank, send it right off.

What would I ever do without you, Lorraine?

You're sure you won't have any trouble getting the

evidence to clear you?

Not in the slightest.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.

Take good care of yourself and hurry back, dear.

I will.

Goodbye, Slick.

Be seeing you, Lorraine.

You know, Harry, if Cisco and Pancho decide

to look her up, they're liable to get rough with her.

Who cares?

Any girl dumb enough to swallow the line I fed her

has it coming.

Let's get on to Lorenzo.

Wait a minute.

We're not going there just yet.

You know, wearing Cisco's clothes has given me an idea.

Yeah?

Yeah, instead of leaving here broke, we're taking along a

nice, fat bundle of cash.

Who's handing it out?

Santa Claus?

I'll tell you all about it on the way to town, come on.

Ah-- ouch!

What's the matter?

I bumped my head on the chair, Cisco.

Well, be careful, or you'll break it, and the furniture

doesn't belong to us.

[through teeth] Yeah, what if I break my-- break my head?

Well, at least that belongs to us.

Those two convicts must be around here someplace,

but where?

Beats me.

Finding them is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Come on.

[grunting] Cisco, you are loosened.

Mm, so is-- so are my teeth.

Now, untie me.

Hold still, will you?

I can't, Cisco, these clothes got little bugs in them.

That's just your imagination.

Stop wiggling!

Ouch! Ah!

What's the matter?

My imagination's got teeth!

He just bite me.

Say, Cisco, why you think they take our clothes?

Who knows?

Hey-- hey, Cisco.

They have taken our horses.

[speaking Spanish] Pancho will catch them and kill

them and bury them alive!

Let's look around, Pancho.

They may have left their own horses.

There they are, Pancho!

That's them.

[gun firing] Hey, Cisco, this is the

end of the perfect trail.

Get off, Pancho, quick!

Hey, Cisco, just like you told me, my imagination is

still biting me, and at a time like this, too!

Shh!

Mount off, we've got 'em trapped.

[gun firing] Gaines! Wofford!

Come on out, your hands up, or we'll pack you out of here,

dead.

Hold your fire!

Keep 'em covered while I search 'em.

If they so much as sneeze, shoot.

Señor Sheriff, these bandidos is not us.

That's the truth, the whole truth, and everything

except the truth.

Yes, I know, you're just a couple of wandering Eskimos.

You're making a mistake, Sheriff.

You were riding the horses and wearing the same clothes

as two convicts who shot their way out of prison.

Which one are you?

Gaines, or Wofford?

Neither one.

Now, if you'll only listen, I can explain everything.

That's what they all say.

Now, move.

What are you falling out for?

My horse is lame.

Keep him covered.

I'll take a look.

Get up there.

Keep 'em both covered.

Hey, Mr. Sheriff, look, there goes a rabbit with

long ears.

Take it easy, Deputy.

Get his gun, Pancho!

His I already got!

[chuckling] We are pretty clever hombres,

don't you believe it, eh, Mr. Sheriff?

Get over there.

I'm very sorry to have to do this to you, Sheriff,

but we're not the men you want.

I am the Cisco Kid and this is Pancho.

That's right.

You, the Cisco Kid?

Now I've heard everything.

But it's true.

Save your breath.

What do you take me for, a fool?

Yes, like all Sheriffs, and a big one.

Well, if I can't convince you, I can't.

Get on your horses and ride.

You haven't seen the last of me.

And I hope we didn't ever see the first of you!

[laughing] Well, Pancho, I guess now--

Hey, what's this?

Miss Lorraine Bentley.

147 Peach Lane.

It was very considerate of Gaines to forget a

letter, Pancho.

Now at least we know where the girl lives.

We're gonna have a little talk with her, come on.

Here's your gun.

You all ready, boys?

Sheriff!

Bank robber!

[guns firing] Come on, boys, mount fast!

We meet again, Miss Bentley.

How did you learn my name and where I live?

It's very simple.

Cisco a little bloodhound, he can find anybody.

Have any more escaped convict friends that

need our help?

Who told you about them?

The Sheriff.

Heh, he thinks we are them.

They want to put us in the jailhouse.

I'm sorry, I didn't think you would get into trouble

with the Sheriff.

Can you believe that, Cisco?

She helped them steal my pants, and-- which is very low down.

You'll get everything back, just as soon as Harry and his

friend get the evidence to clear themselves.

I suppose they were framed into prison, eh?

Exactly.

Oh, and I suppose there were 16 other men in there,

all gray-haired grandmothers.

[horses approaching] Don't try to warn them, miss.

Otherwise, something may happen to your boyfriend.

Now get over there, by the door.

[knocking] Open the door, miss.

Harry.

Surprised to see us, dear?

Naturally, I thought you were miles away by now.

What brought you back?

I just had to see you once more before I left, darling.

How touching.

And don't move, you lobos.

Pancho, get our guns.

We're going to turn these two over to the Sheriff.

You can't do that.

Harry and his friend are honest, I swear!

I'm sure you think so, miss, but I don't.

And Pancho don't, too.

Hey, you, get out of my pants.

And hurry up-- andale!

You, miss-- you go outside while we change our clothes.

Well, they've given us the slip, boys.

Let's turn around and go back.

[guitar ringing] Didn't I told you?

Music charm the savage beast!

[grunting] Stop it, stop it!

Yeah, you better stay by me and watch Cisco fight.

He's very good.

You can get him, Cisco!

[speaking Spanish] See what I'm telling you?

[grunting] Let them go, or I'll shoot.

Hey, look, our horses!

Come on.

Better get out of here, fast.

But Harry, what about the bank money in our saddlebags?

Right now, I'm more interested in my neck-- come on!

I don't believe what you say.

They must have had some reason to attack you.

Believe what you want, Miss Bentley.

But this man you're so in love with, and his very good friend,

they're no good.

That's their horses.

We'll sneak up and surprise 'em.

Come on.

You two cover that side.

Watch the back.

Come with me.

Put your hands up.

But Sheriff-- Shut up, you.

Miss Bentley, you better get in the other room,

these men are dangerous.

Turn around, you two.

We're not the men you want, Sheriff.

No, we didn't do something.

No, you didn't do anything.

All you did was rob the bank.

Now turn around.

You!

Suffering sassafras.

Gaines and Wofford.

You're wrong.

We're Cisco Kid and Pancho.

Do you mind telling us what is all this business about

robbing a bank?

You robbed a bank as soon as you broke jail.

I saw you myself, coming out the bank door.

Oh.

So that's why those two came back here, Pancho.

What two?

Gaines and Wofford.

And while you're standing there talking to us, they're getting

further and further away with their loot.

Hey, Sheriff.

I found the bank money in their saddlebags.

So you didn't rob the bank, eh?

It was Gaines and Wofford.

You're Gaines and Wofford.

You are more stupid than my cousin Fernando-- when they

passed out the brains, he was fast asleep.

One more remark like that out of you and I'll

forget I'm a lawman.

I'm taking you both in, now get outside.

Sheriff, please.

Get our guns, Pancho!

The Sherriff's, also.

With pleasure.

But Cisco, I was just gonna tell the Sheriff--

You've done enough talking.

Now please be quiet.

You, put that money on the table.

Miss Bentley will return it to the bank.

Sheriff, you and your deputy are going with us.

Come on.

Hold it.

You two didn't come here alone.

Get the rest of your men and have them throw

away their guns.

And remember: I'm right behind you.

Go on.

Hey, boys, come here.

Throw away your guns.

You heard him!

Throw away your guns!

Throw them on that woodpile.

[guns clattering] Now stay put.

Come on, Pancho.

Get your guns.

Sheriff, you're making a mistake.

Cisco told you the truth.

How do you know that?

I know the real Wofford and Gaines.

They left a few minutes ago.

Have you any idea which way they headed?

San Lorenzo.

Maybe we can catch 'em before they cross the border.

Mount up, boys.

Well, Cisco, what are you gonna do now?

We'll find those two hombres and clear ourselves, Pancho.

How we gonna do that when we don't know where they go?

Well-- Hey!

I think I remember...

The señorita, she write a letter to Señor Gaines and I

put it in my pock-- in my-- Ay, caray, I leave it

in my other pants, eh, Cisco.

Oh, Pancho, did you see the address?

Eh, I can't remember, Cisco.

Oh, please, Pancho, remember.

Think! Think hard, now.

I can't, I can't think, I don't got too many brains.

Hey!

Was it Guadaljara?

No...

Guadalajara, Monteverde, Rosalia...

Laredo, San Antonio...

Eh! San Lorenzo, San Lorenzo!

Let's went!

Well, boys, that's as far as we can go.

But I've got an idea Cisco's gonna bring those two

convicts back.

Let's go home.

[singing in Spanish] * La cucaracha, la cucaracha

* La cu-- [singing continues]

Oh, Señor, you make such a beautiful husband!

You are a wonderful man!

I can not refuse!

Holy smokes!

You are more than I expected!

Oh!

Los hombres.

Well, Pancho, I've looked everywhere.

No sign of them.

Did you have any luck?

Yeah, lots of luck, but it's all bad.

[speaking Spanish] Gracias.

Well, Pancho, now we know where they are.

Let's get our horses.

Let's went.

Hey!

Come on out!

What's all the excitement, Hayden?

You boys better make tracks.

The Cisco Kid and his pal'll be here any minute.

How do you know that?

I heard 'em asking questions and gettin' directions

how to find you.

Come on, Harry, let's get out of here.

Why?

I think we'll wait right here and let 'em find us.

You know, there's a good chance that bank money is still

in those saddlebags.

How 'bout it, Hayden, you want in on this?

Heh, no thanks.

Tanglin' with the Cisco Kid is something I ain't hankering for.

Good luck.

Listen, Harry, I don't think this is such a good idea.

Settle down.

Get on that window.

I'll cover the other one.

When they get within range, we let 'em have it.

We don't got no chances of finding 'em, Cisco,

they will see us.

We'll smoke them out, Pancho.

You stay here.

After I give you the signal, keep them busy.

I wonder when they're gonna show up.

I don't know.

Sure taking their time.

[gun firing] [guns firing]

[roof rattling] What's that?

A fox on the roof, I guess.

One of 'em's on the roof!

[guns firing] [gun firing]

[gun firing] Don't shoot!

I give up!

I'm unarmed!

Look out, Pancho!

[grunting] There is a prison waiting

for you and your friend, Gaines.

You can't take us across the border, this is Mexico.

You're right, we can't.

But there is nothing to stop the United States Marshal

from extraditing you.

And in the meanwhile, you will wait for the Marshal in

a not-so-comfortable jailhouse.

Andale, go on!

[snoring] Go, go away.

[snoring] Go away, por favor.

Hey Cisco, you can't fool me.

I know that ain't Loco what's tickling me, and, I...

I've been looking for you all over!

[woman speaking Spanish] Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

[Cisco laughing] Goodbye, amigos!

See you soon!

[laughing]