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Here's adventure.

Here's romance.

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

Oh, Cisco, this is a nice place, eh?

Yes, Pancho, I think so, too.

Oh, yeah, the-- the air, it smells so sweet and fresh, and

the little birds are so happy.

Oh, it's so nice and peaceful here.

(gunshot) Hey, Cisco, the air, it don't

smell so good now.

Let's went!

Hey, Cisco!

Cisco, you are wenting the wrong way!

Oh, why is he wenting where the bullets want

to say hello to Pancho?

I warned you to stay away from my sister, and if I can't

talk any sense into your head, then there are other ways of

doing it.

(groans) Just what do you think

you're doing?

Stopping you from killing someone.

Cisco, why you are always taking the pistola away

from the beautiful señorita?

Must they all be dangerous?

Is that what you were shooting at?

It's none of your business.

Isn't there someplace a girl can find a little privacy?

Cisco, this I don't understand, why she is shooting

at a tree?

She was target practicing, Pancho.

Something is wrong, Cisco?

Hey, look, Cisco, the bullets-- they didn't even go through

the target.

I wonder why she was using such a weak load, Pancho.

Well, maybe she's not a very strong girl.

(chuckles) This bullet has not enough

powder in it to kill a rabbit at five feet.

Well, maybe she don't like rabbits.

You heard what she said, Pancho.

What?

She was practicing to go after someone, right?

Well, you could be wrong, but I think you are right.

Then I wonder why she was using bullets that are

absolutely harmless.

Well, maybe she didn't want to kill the tree.

No, Pancho, there is more here than meets the eye.

I think we'll ride back to town and look up that gunsmith.

Oh, Cisco!

Hey, trouble!

Hey, trouble, here come Cisco and Pancho!

There it is, Pancho.

I'll be out in a minute.

Good morning, sir.

Good morning.

What can I do for you?

I'm afraid I ruined the firing pin.

(chuckling) You boys should never try to

mend your own guns.

Do you recognize this gun, my friend?

Why do you ask?

A young lady lost it.

I'd like to return it.

Well, just leave it with me, and I'll see that she gets it.

If it's just the same to you, I'd rather return it myself.

She's a very beautiful young lady.

You young men, you're all alike-- so headstrong

and impetuous.

Handles nicely.

It should.

We have been friends for a long time.

What about the young lady?

I'd like to be able to help you, but, unfortunately, I do

not know her name.

She comes at the shop from time to time.

Hey, Cisco...

you've been here so long, I thought maybe you

was living here now.

Pancho, I was about ready to go.

Oh, for the Cisco Kid, there's no charge.

Come in when you have time, and I'll give it a real overhauling.

You are very kind.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Let's went, huh?

Let's went.

What are you gonna do now, Cisco?

We're gonna find the girl and return the gun to her.

Where is he?

He's in the office.

It's you, Conlan.

We made quite a haul last night-- could use a lot more

of this.

Looks almost as good as real money.

Why not? I made it myself.

But you won't be passing it much longer if you don't stay away

from Christine's little sister.

You're not very good at making jokes, Conlan.

Jokes, eh?

When a woman like Christine comes to my shop to buy bullets,

she means business.

That's why the shells I sold her didn't have enough powder in 'em

to harm a fly.

Well, thanks, but you're making a mountain out of

a molehill.

Christine hasn't the faintest idea what we're doing.

Oh, no?

You don't suppose she could be working for you all this time

without knowing what's going on?

He came to my shop a little while ago.

Said he found Christine's gun and wanted to return it

to her personally.

I don't like this.

With Cisco in town, anything can happen.

That's exactly what I mean.

Therefore, we've gotta get rid of him before something

does happen.

He and his pal Pancho are on their way to Christine's

home now.

Well, good.

I'll have the boys take care of this little detail right away.

Oh, Mark, Norton, come in here.

There is her horse, Pancho.

Cisco, once more you are moving in where angels

are flying.

It's such a little gun.

She don't want it.

If she doesn't, Pancho, I'll be right out.

Jane!

Jane, Jane!

Jane, you come back here.

I'd thank you to stop butting into my life!

I'm quite capable of taking care of myself!

Once and for all, Jane, you're not taking that job

at Sloan's!

If you can work there so can I.

That's different.

I'm older than you are.

I can look out for myself.

You had that job when you were younger than me!

Sure, so you could go to school, have a decent life, not

come out here and fall for the first cheap tinhorn gambler

you meet.

You're just jealous.

You're in love with Sloan yourself!

You're afraid I'll take him away from you.

Stop talking rubbish, and either you come to your senses,

or I'll ship you back East to a convent.

You're not shipping me anywhere!

I'll get some sense into that head of yours if I have to

pound it in!

Wait a minute, you two!

You're too grownup to do a thing like this.

Pancho!

Muchachas sin verguenza!

Diablita, le voy a dar unas nalgadas, ven acá

porque te voy a dar unas nalgadas!

And I am just the guy who can do it.

Well, I didn't do nothing.

Is there anything we can do to help you?

No, thanks, not a thing.

Hey, Cisco, she's a little spitfires.

She's got a head like a rug and a hand like a hammer.

I should know better than to try to run my sister's life.

It was just... oh, well.

This Sloan, was he the one you were shooting at

when we met you?

Yes, it was sort of silly, wasn't it?

Nothing is silly when you're trying to protect someone,

particularly if it is someone close to you.

Too close.

I've raised her since she was a little baby,

ever since Mother died.

But it'll all work out, though.

Thanks for trying to help.

You're welcome.

Hey, just who are you two, anyway?

I am known as the Cisco Kid.

This is my very good friend Pancho.

Hey, Pancho Ismael Fernandez de Conejo, who always gets in

trouble when Cisco looks at a pretty girl.

Well, I'd better get dressed for work.

Just a minute, miss.

What does Sloan do besides running the gambling tables?

He owns the gambling tables.

I deal for him, that's all.

Oh.

(whinnies) Look out, Pancho!

Cisco?

Get out of the way, miss!

We'll never get them this way, Cisco.

I know, Pancho.

You wait here.

We'd better get outta here but fast, Mark!

He's hurt pretty good, I think.

Yeah, it's too bad, Pancho.

I'm sorry I had to shoot him.

Cisco, you know, I don't think this a very healthy

climate for Cisco and Pancho.

In that case, Pancho, we'll go right back to town,

and we'll take him with us.

And when the men buy chips, they put the money here.

When they cash in, you pay off from here.

That way you never get your bank mixed up.

Jane, you didn't have any trouble with Christine, did you,

about your working here?

What I do is none of Christine's business.

Of course, it isn't, but we don't want her to be angry

at us.

Would you rather I didn't work here?

What do you think?

Well, it looks like you already have your first customers.

If Christine sent you, you're wasting your time.

Talking to a beautiful woman is never a waste of time.

That is true, señorita.

Always he is talking to some beautiful woman.

I'm on duty now.

Then there will be no objection to my talking

to Lady Luck?

I can't choose my customers.

There you are.

Dave, Lefty.

What's the matter with him?

Our friend here hasn't been shooting very straight

these days.

How's your aim?

What's the job?

Hey, Cisco, you never was a gambler.

You don't like gambling.

But, Pancho, you know very well I always like to talk

to pretty ladies.

Yeah, yeah, you're telling me.

Are you just going to stand there?

Aren't you going to play?

Pancho, which one do I put it on, eh?

Well, put 'em on 7-11.

I think I will put it on 00.

Then why you ask me?

Because you always tell me what to do.

There's two men out there with Jane.

But play it smart-- don't start anything until

I give you the signal, and don't shoot until it's self-defense.

We're way ahead of ya.

If you keep losing like this, your boss will not like it.

You know, Miss Jane, your sister is a very wise woman,

and she loves you very much.

Place your bet, please.

My bet is really on you-- that you'll wake up

to what you're doing.

Look, Mr. Cisco, or whatever your name is, I'm being paid

to work this roulette wheel.

If you want to play, I can't stop you,

but when you try to run my private life, I can call a halt.

You don't buy me or conversation along with the chips.

You better cash in and move on, mister.

What's the matter with you?

Don't you like your customers to win?

Not when they annoy our dealers.

So, just move on!

Go ahead and draw, señor.

Pancho would like you to.

We don't like trouble here, mister.

Then don't start it.

What's more, if any of your hired hands try to ambush us

again, I'll come after you.

Come after me?

I don't understand.

You don't, eh?

Then ask that man I just wounded to refresh your memory.

Now, cash in my chips.

There you are.

Miss Jane, I-- If you have anything else

to say, tell it to my sister.

All right, Pancho, let's go.

What's the matter, Pancho?

Oh, Cisco, I don't like this town.

You know, Pancho, I think we ought to leave these girls

settle their own affair, and you and I go about our own business.

You mean we can leave this town?

That's what I said.

Oh, Cisco, leave those two señoritas with their necks in

trouble up to it-- you know, I never seen

the Cisco Kid scared before.

That ain't like you, Cisco.

(laughs) I just wanted to call your

bluff, Pancho, and see what would happen.

You mean you're gonna stay?

Pancho, we won a lot of money in this town.

We ought to give a little back, don't you think so?

Yeah, yeah.

I knew you wouldn't leave the little white dove

to that old fox, eh?

What are you gonna do now?

You know what I'd like?

Huh?

Oh, Cisco, a bath, hot water!

We are rich, eh?

Christine, Christine, please wait.

Look, you'll be doing us both a favor if you'll just go away.

There's nothing you can do.

I'm late for work now.

(chuckles) You didn't did so good

that time, huh?

(singing) Hey, Cisco, you are missing

a nice tub of hot water, I think, unless you're gonna

scrub yourself with all that money you've got.

Which reminds me, Pancho, I wanted to give you some of it.

You don't told me, eh?

Don't look at that money so hard.

You're gonna wear those numbers off!

That's just about what's going to happen to this money.

Now, you see!

I make the joke, and you try to climb over it.

Pancho, this is counterfeit money.

Counterfeit?

We win this money honest.

And just because the señorita don't like you, she can't

give you bad money, Cisco.

No wonder Christine was afraid to talk.

She knew all the time what they were doing.

Oh, I see.

These girls, they use bad money to buy bad bullets, eh?

Well, it's a fair exchange, I think, no?

No.

Oh.

You know, I think this gunsmith has something to do

with this business.

I wanna take a good look around his shop.

Oh, Cisco, that can wait.

It's the first time in weeks we have nice, hot water.

Yeah, but we'll come back.

But, Cisco, the barber, the one who call up when we first

come in-- he won't wait until we go rob a counterfeits printer.

Well, then you stay here.

Oh, Cisco, I worry.

Oh, Pancho, relax and enjoy yourself, and when you get

through, meet me at the horses, eh?

Always you look for trouble.

But you can't say that about Pancho.

Holy smokers, how I can feel happy when Cisco don't have

Pancho around to protect him?

Hey!

Look.

Reach!

Throw your gun away.

What're you trying to pull here?

Why you push me around!

I didn't did nothing.

Hold it!

Pancho, take their guns.

Get them inside.

Andale, vamos!

Listen, you two, I've been battling all my life, and what

happens to me doesn't matter-- Sloan, the Cisco Kid and his

pal have got Dave and Lefty in the gun shop.

What?

So, that's your game-- keep both of us here so Cisco

can rifle the shop.

He doesn't know anything about you.

And he never will...

if you're not around to tell him.

Come on.

Alex!

Christine!

What happened?

Sloan shot me.

He didn't want me to talk.

Get the sheriff, Jane.

Are you all right?

I'm all right.

Get the sheriff.

All right.

I'll get a doctor, too.

Well, Pancho, we have all the evidence we want now.

The only thing we need is to find out how they make them.

That's a very interesting statement, Mr. Cisco.

But it really wouldn't do you any good

even if you did find out.

Did they take anything?

No, it's all here.

Good.

Here!

Can you-- can you took this?

Let go, let go!

Don't you come near me, or I'll kill you!

Not with that gun, my friend.

It's Christine's.

You fixed that one yourself.

The sheriff will be very much interested to see you

and your friends, Conlan.

(screaming) I used to like to get spanked

because it feels so good when they stop, no?

No!

Thank you.

You know, Christine, everything would've been

different if you told me what was wrong, instead of giving me

those orders.

But, then, maybe I wouldn't have believed you anyway.

I guess everybody has to learn the hard way.

Well, I hope now you've learned to trust each other.

Yeah, and if you ever use a gun again, don't use a gun

like this.

It's very pretty, but it's no good!

(clicking) Eh, what I told you?

Holy smokers!

The little pistola, it go off, eh?

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

Let's went!

Goodbye, amigos!

See you soon!

(laughing)