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Here's adventure.

Here's romance.

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the old west,

"The Cisco Kid."

Good morning, Frank.

Hi, Dan.

Some eatin' establishment you've got here.

Anything wrong?

You sound kind of sour.

That's exactly how my stomach feels after eating one of your

cafe specials!

Bad as that, huh?

It's so danged bad I've got a good notion to haul your cook in

for deliberate and premeditated poisoning.

Oh, come now, Frank, it's not that bad.

Well, maybe not, but doggone it, Dan, if you don't get

another cook pretty quick, me and the rest of the bachelors

will have to get married to protect our innards.

Well, that won't be necessary.

I just hired a new cook and combination waitress.

Sure enough?

Sure enough.

I put an add in the "County Journal" last week, and she

replied.

By gosh, that's the best news I've heard since Dewey captured

Manila.

When's she getting in?

This morning.

The stage is over an hour late now.

Well, think something might have happened... hold-up?

Oh, come now, Frank, that's hardly likely.

You know, ever since you took office, crime has dropped off

almost to nothing in these parts.

Well, that's right.

Getting so peaceful around here I'm having a hard time staying

awake.

Hyah!

Going as far as Center City, driver?

Yep.

Mind if I ride along with you?

How come you're afoot out here in the middle of nowhere?

My horse went lame a few minutes ago.

Luckily, I spotted your stage.

There are a couple of hold-up men after me.

Hold-up men?

Yeah.

Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

Climb aboard.

Thanks.

Ho!

Look, Cisco, his horse.

He give us the double-up cross.

He may be hiding around here someplace, Pancho.

Be careful.

What do you see, Cisco?

Footprints.

They lead down there to that road over there.

This I don't understand.

He leave his horse, and his horse can go so much faster than

him.

I wonder.

There you are, Pancho.

There is your answer.

But all I see is stage coaches.

Yeah, he saw the stage, too.

That's why he sent us chasing after his horse while he got

aboard it.

Cisco, how do you know all the time what I am thinking?

(gunshot) Hyah, get on!

Hyah, yah, yah, yah!

Driver!

Those are the hold-up men.

Hyah, yah, yah!

Holster it, Pancho.

We might hurt innocent people.

Hyah, hyah!

Keep your eye on 'em, will ya, miss, while I reload?

They're gaining on us.

Just keep watching 'em.

Hyah, hyah, hyah!

Leave your gun alone and pull up.

(muttering) Drop your gun.

Everyone out of the stage.

Make it quick.

Yes, and when Cisco says "quick," he means quicker than

Pancho can say "robins and jacks."

Don't be alarmed, miss.

I said everyone out!

Hurry up!

There isn't anyone else in there.

He's not there, Pancho.

He fool us, Cisco.

He didn't get aboard the stage coaches.

Were you looking for someone special to rob?

This is not a hold-up, miss.

We're looking for a thief who is a killer.

And if we catch him, we're gonna let the law hang him if we

don't kill him first.

This is very, very funny.

The Cisco Kid and Pancho, planning to turn a criminal over

to the law!

So you know us.

I've seen your pictures, mainly on the "wanted" posters.

Pancho take a pretty good picture, don't you believe it?

That because Pancho is pretty good-looking.

You're beautiful.

Look, you'll find my purse inside.

Take it and go.

I'm in a hurry to get to Center City.

Ooh, Cisco, the señorita, she's got more fire than the

salsa in the chili pepper sauce.

Yes, Pancho.

And yet, she's sweet enough to kiss.

You try that and I'll-- Just a minute, miss.

Kisses are given, not taken.

Now, tell me, did you see a man board the

stage a few miles down the road?

I wouldn't know.

I was fast asleep.

Driver, come on down here.

Did you hear what I asked the lady?

Why-- why sure.

Well, then?

Don't tell them anything, driver.

Señor, I don't think your head is gonna look pretty good

with a hole in the middle.

Uh, put that gun up, mister.

It's liable to go off.

A gent did board the stage.

Said you were trying to rob him.

And what became of him?

I don't know, he must have piled off back down the line

somewhere.

Hmm. Well, Pancho, I think we better take a look

around there.

That is, if you don't mind.

Hyah!

Hi, Larry.

Hello, Sheriff.

Have a good trip?

Yeah, pretty good.

Didn't you bring any other passengers?

No, just that young lady in there.

Were you expecting someone?

Yes, our new cook.

Aw, doggone it, I bet she changed her mind.

Just like a woman.

I wouldn't bet on that, Sheriff.

I'm your new cook, sir.

You?

Disappointed?

Oh, no, quite to the contrary.

It's just, well, I expected an older woman, and not such a

pretty one.

Are you sure you're a good cook, miss?

Best in the west, Sheriff.

I'll show you to your room.

Here's your bag, miss.

Oh, thank you.

The hotel's right across the street.

I hope she can cook as good as she looks.

Sheriff, I almost forgot to tell you, we run into that Cisco

Kid and his pal Pancho.

They stopped the stage right this side of Apache Canyon.

Hold-up?

No, they were just looking for some feller.

Oh, well, they better not show up around here.

Well, here you are.

Now, if you don't find it comfortable, you just let me

know.

Thank you.

I'll wait for you down in my office.

Oh, goodness!

Oh... now look what I've done.

Cisco, we lose the trail on the hill, and you think we find

it here.

What makes you so sure?

You remember that girl on the stagecoach?

Yes.

She was covering up for the man we were chasing.

Now, why did she do it?

I don't know.

Who knows what a woman will do?

I'll tell you why.

Why?

There is something between her and that man.

And I wouldn't be surprised at all if he gave her the bonds.

Cisco, you say...

(indistinct) You know, I think that all the

time, I-- Cisco, the sheriff.

This way, this way!

Just a minute, Pancho.

What? What?

Wait a minute.

Where in the name of little green apples are you trying to

go?

Cisco, this is no time to ask the silly questions, with the

sheriff chasing us.

Let's go before it's too late.

Pancho, Pancho, wait a minute.

We didn't do anything wrong.

Why should he put us in jail?

Since when does the sheriff have to have a reason to lock

Cisco and Pancho up?

Let's went now before he puts-- Pancho, wait.

Wait a minute!

Then he will think we did something wrong.

Oh-- oh, jailhouse, open your doors.

Her comes Cisco and Pancho.

Be quiet!

Be quiet!

Hello, Sheriff.

Hello, boys.

How do you do, I'm sure.

Sure is a nice day today, if it don't rain, which is good if it

don't.

Don't you?

What?

What were you two running away from?

Running away?

You're mistaken, Sheriff.

We were just getting the kinks out of our legs.

Yeah, kinky.

They get very kinky.

You boys just passing through?

Not exactly.

We dropped in to have a look around.

Looking for a killer?

I see.

You've been talking to the stagecoach driver, huh?

Who is this killer?

What's he done?

I don't know his name, but he cheated a very close friend of

mine of $25,000 in bonds, and then killed him.

Yeah, we are gonna break him in 16 pieces when we catch him,

too.

Well, that's all right with me, as long as you do your

looking on the other side of the county line.

Hey, what's the matter with you?

Don't you believe us?

Let's put it this way, Cisco.

There's hardly any crime in my jurisdiction, and I like it that

way.

So I'll give you and Pancho just 24 hours to get out of the

county.

And if we don't?

You'll wish you had.

Hey, Cisco, he sound like he mean business.

We better went from before he show us what the jail look like.

No, Pancho, I am not leaving here until I get the man I'm

after.

Yeah, but, Cisco-- You don't have to stay here

with me.

Sure I don't, but I will, big fool that I am.

Aw, I knew it all the time.

Now, look, you wait here and water the horses.

I'm going to the hotel.

Well, this is quite a menu.

I just hope the food tastes as good as the menu looks.

Don't you worry, it will.

Oh, why, Vic!

Hello, Dan.

Well, it's good to see you around again.

Where you been?

Oh, here and there.

Hello there.

Say, you certainly left that stage just in time.

The Cisco Kid was really after you.

I've gotta get back to work.

What's she doing here, Dan?

She's my new cook and waitress.

What's all this about you and the Cisco Kid?

What happened?

He and his pal were hot on my heels, so I ditched my horse and

caught the stage.

However, they got wise, so I piled off and caught a ride here

in a wagon.

And the bonds, you got them with you?

Your pretty little waitress has 'em, but she doesn't know

it.

What do you mean?

I put 'em in her bonnet just before I jumped from the stage.

In case Cisco and his pal caught up with me.

Well, not I've heard everything.

He's certainly hot on your trail, and that's not good.

He's worse than a bloodhound.

We've gotta get rid of him.

Wait in my office.

I'll take care of him.

Hello, miss.

Oh, so it's you again.

Of course.

Say, what's the matter with you?

Don't you ever smile?

Why don't you mind your own business!

What'll you have?

Cup of coffee.

(chuckles) I wonder what Cisco is doing

in that hotel so long.

All day long.

He say, "Wait for me here, Pancho, wait for me there,

Pancho."

I think I'm gonna go and see what he's doing in that hotel so

long, eh?

And listen, I want you boys to stay right here and wait for me.

And don't talk about me when I'm gone, too.

I can't understand a girl like you protecting a killer.

You know, I think he'll show up here in town sometime.

What do you think?

I think you're a very annoying person.

Oh, hello.

I didn't suppose to find you here.

You know, Cisco think I don't got no brains at all.

But I will show him.

And while he's talking to the girl, I will look all around the

house and find the bonds.

And I will prove to him that I am not so dumb, like I am.

What do you think?

I think you are crazy.

Hey, holy smokers, who say that?

Hey, Pancho, you shouldn't say those things about yourself.

And I will show you, too, that I'm not so dumb, like you.

Good-bye, huh?

Uh, I will let you know how I make out.

Ah-- (groans)

Aah, aah...

You still don't believe what I said about that killer, do

you?

No, I don't.

With your reputation, I wouldn't believe a word you said.

Now, why don't you stop bothering me?

As you wish.

See you later.

Don't hurry back on my account.

Boys, come here.

Get him, but not around the hotel.

Hey, Pancho.

Pancho!

Hey, Cisco, Cis-- Hey, behind you!

(gunshot) Cisco, I think I try to

circle around him.

No, Pancho, I have a better idea.

See that sign hanging over his head?

Yes.

It's hanging by hooks Yeah.

You shoot one, and I'll take the other.

Wait a minute... now!

(laughter) Say, we're pretty good shots,

Cisco.

We hit something every time.

Drop your guns, quick!

But, Sheriff, we are-- Save your gab for the judge,

Cisco.

I warned you to stay out of my jurisdiction.

Get those two fellas over to the doc.

All right, come on, on your way.

But, Sheriff-- You too, Pancho.

Let's go.

Get their guns.

Well, that oughta take care of Cisco.

Yeah.

Hey, Cisco, why those men they wanna kill you all the time

for?

Because the girl, or her stagecoach friend, put 'em up to

it, Pancho.

Heh, the girl.

The shoe's on top of the other foot this time, huh?

What are you talking about?

Oh, something.

The bonds.

Yeah?

I got 'em.

You?

That was nothing.

I use my brains, and even if it did leave my head empty for a

little while.

You know, Pancho's a pretty smart hombre, huh?

Where did you get them, Pancho?

Wouldn't you like to know?

In the girl's hat in the hotel room.

Well, I can't find them.

Look under the mattress.

She may have hid 'em there.

We're getting out of here.

Ooh, yeah, getting out.

Just like that, huh?

Yes, just like that.

The same way we got out of the jail in Guadalajara, you

remember?

You're telling me remember.

We singe our pantalones getting out of there, huh?

Never mind about that.

The sheriff is about to be here any minute now.

Get busy, come on.

Take the mattress off.

Well, if there's a bonnet in this room, I'll eat it.

She must've found 'em and hid 'em somewhere with her bonnet.

We better go see that girl.

Go on, hurry up.

Here he comes now.

Go on, hurry!

Help, help!

The jail-- The jail's on fire!

(overlapping shouting) Come on, Sheriff, help!

Somebody come here.

Open the door!

Help!

We're choking to death in here.

Come on.

(both coughing) Come on out, but don't you

try any tricks.

Pancho, put the fire out.

I'm sorry to have to do this to you, Sheriff, but Pancho and I

have some unfinished business.

Here, Pancho, here's your gun.

Now, in the cell.

Get in the smokehouse.

Quick! Andale!

So you tricked me, eh?

I'll get you two for this.

Come on, Pancho.

Give me those keys.

But I haven't got your bonds.

I never saw them.

Well, I put them in your bonnet.

I told you a dozen times, I threw it in the waste paper

basket after I got some ink on it.

I don't know what happened to it.

You expect me to believe that?

Now listen, I'm just giving you one more minute to tell me what

you've done with those bonds.

Ow, let go, you're hurting me!

Cisco, you know, she's pretty near good a cook as Pancho, huh?

Well, eat hearty, boys.

This is the last meal I'm going to cook here.

Congratulations, señorita.

You know, I didn't ever eat better food nowheres.

Pancho, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Well, you know, I could be persuaded to cook for you,

Cisco.

Really?

Uh-huh.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, Cisco, call the padre, I'm dying!

I'm dying.

Hey, what happened to you?

Cisco, let's went.

Oh, so you were just faking, huh?

Yeah, but you know, if Cisco get married, Pancho won't have

nobody to fight with.

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

(laughter) Good-bye, Amigos.

See you soon, ha!