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narrator: Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

"The Cisco Kid"!

(cows mooing) Hey, Tom!

We'll rest the herd here for a while.

(cows mooing) Oh, Cisco,

first it's rest the cattle, then feed the cattle,

then water the cattle, cattle, cattle, cattle.

Holy smokers, I hear "cattle" till it's running out

from my ears.

Pancho, I thought you always liked cattle.

I do like the cattle, in a plate in front of me, with

plenty of salsa and chili verde, frijoles and tortillas.

There you go again, thinking of nothing but your stomach.

Why shouldn't I?

What I'm gonna do without it?

Hey, Cisco, when you're gonna get this railhead?

Tomorrow.

Holy smokes!

The sheriff.

Let's went.

Pancho!

Good morning, sirs.

Whose cattle are these?

They belong to Ben Farley of the Diamond D. ranch

in Durango.

Well, do you mind if my boys take a look at 'em?

Not at all, sir.

Go right ahead.

All right, boys.

What's this all about?

Well, there's been quite a bit of rustling going on here

lately.

I'm just checking after all the herds in my territory.

Well, these cattle didn't was was rustled, and besides,

we didn't did it anyhow.

Ben Farley asked us to deliver the cattle at

the railhead and pick up the money at the tri-state

company in Fargo.

(horse approaching) Sheriff: Well?

You were right, Sheriff.

The brands have been changed.

Get his gun, Blackie.

I don't care what your deputy says, Sheriff.

These cattle haven't been stolen.

I've known Farley for years.

He's not a cattle rustler.

Oh, I say he is and so do the rest of you.

You're under arrest.

Why bother running 'em in, Sheriff?

Let's just string 'em up now and save the county a lot of

expense.

Yeah, that's not a bad idea, Blackie.

Get a couple of ropes.

You always have a big fool to listen to you.

Yo soy tonto como un burro.

All right, all right, stop that kind of talk.

If you've got to talk, talk English.

Don't you like Spanish?

Yeah, when it comes to the gals.

But I don't like things I can't understand.

Now get over there.

Over here!

Preparate, Pancho.

No te fijes.

Cuidado.

I said cut it out!

I was only telling Pancho-- You and Buck stay here!

Come on.

We've lost 'em, Blackie.

Where in the name of smoke did they get to?

The boss ain't gonna like this, letting them two get away.

Maybe they doubled back to the herd.

Come on.

Let's went, Cisco, and get back the cattle.

Without guns?

We wouldn't have a chance.

What about the cattle?

We'll get the cattle back.

I think the best place to reason with that sheriff is in his

own office.

We'll first go to town and get a couple guns,

then we'll pay him a visit.

Come on, Pancho.

I wouldn't try that, mister.

Pancho, get his gun.

We're not going to harm you.

We're only looking for the sheriff.

What do you want with him, Cisco?

You know me, eh?

I've seen pictures of you around here and there.

Ooh, you see my picture, too?

I'm Pancho.

You haven't answered my question.

This sheriff is a no-good crook.

He steal a whole load of cattle from us.

What?

That's the truth.

If he don't bring this cattle back, Pancho gonna kill him

until he die.

Now look here, I won't have you calling me a rustler.

I didn't steal your cattle.

Don't get excited, mister.

We said it was the sheriff, not you.

I'm the sheriff.

You?

Yes, me.

Now will you tell me what this is all about?

Yes, Cisco, what this is all about?

Cisco, I'm all mixed up.

The sheriff is a rustler, instead of being a rustler,

he's a sheriff.

Oh, gee, whiz, I'm all mixed up.

(horse approaching) Cisco, what do you see

over there with my eyes?

Hey, it's the crooked sheriff.

Sheriff, come out here quick!

What do you want?

There's that man I was telling you about.

man: How'd things go, Al?

Well, we got the cattle all right, but Pancho and Cisco

got away.

You dunderhead.

I tell you how to make an easy $20,000 and you mess it up.

Ah, what you beefing about?

We got the cattle, that's all that matters.

With Cisco and Pancho on the loose, anything can happen.

Don't get excited.

They're not bulletproof.

(door opens) Don't let your hand stray,

mister.

Pancho, take his gun.

Now would you mind telling me what this is all about?

How you like those, Cisco?

This morning you play make-believe sheriff and take

all our cattle and now you say what's this all about?

I didn't take your cattle.

You're barking up the wrong tree.

I was in town all morning long and I can prove it

by Mr. Kelly here.

(gasps) Cisco, how can he tell such

a crooked lie with such a straight face?

Now, Mr. Shelby's telling the truth, gentlemen.

It couldn't have been him.

You're sure of that, Sam?

Of course.

This is the second time I've been mistaken for that crook.

He must look exactly like me.

He does.

And he talks like you, too.

Even your clothes are the same.

And so is your horse.

That doesn't prove anything.

If Mr. Kelly says this man was in town all morning,

then he was.

He's not in the habit of lying.

Gentlemen, this is my fiancée, Miss Lacey.

Well, Miss, if you say so, we must be mistaken.

Come on, Pancho.

You know, Sam, I think they still suspect me.

So would I if Sam hadn't cleared you.

I know this plain like my nose on your face.

This hombre is a crooked sheriff, but when a pretty girl

look at you, you don't know what time it is.

No, Pancho.

I wanted them to think that we believed Shelby's story.

Well, then you think like Pancho, that he is the same man,

eh?

Of course.

Oh, then why this fellow Kelly, why he--

He's a cattleman.

Why he make this cover-up?

He could have a very good reason.

He knew we were going to deliver the herd to the railhead because

we were supposed to collect the money from him.

Then you think he is mixed up with these rustlers?

I'm sure of it.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Why don't we go and make him talk?

First we'll see if we can locate the herd.

How you gonna do that?

We'll let Mr. Shelby show us the way.

Which way did they went, Cisco?

We'll try that way, Pancho.

Keep your eyes open, Blackie!

What do you think I'm doing, calling on my gal?

Tell the boys to get a move-on, Pete.

I want those brands shaved in a hurry.

Hey, Shelby!

What's the matter, Blackie?

I just spotted Cisco and Pancho heading around

Walker's Point.

Get on your horse.

There they are.

We'll send them back to Durango in a coffin.

I'll tell you when to open up.

They're trying to block.

Get running.

Take care of them, Pancho!

Miss Lacey, you gotta help me.

He's after me.

He's gonna kill me!

Kill you?

Why, who?

That Cisco Kid.

I was riding along minding my own business when he started

shooting at me.

He's mistaken me for that rustler again.

Well, hide in the kitchen.

What's the meaning of kicking in my door?

This man Shelby, he just came in here.

Where is he?

But I tell you he's not here.

I suppose that horse out there is not his?

That's far enough, Cisco.

I'm not going to let you shoot an innocent man.

Now drop your gun.

Why are you doing this?

Just because your cattle-buyer friend is mixed up

with the rustlers?

You are very unknowing, miss.

(horse approaching) Stupid numbskull.

Can't you ever do anything right?

Stop that name-calling, I don't like it.

They've got Blackie in jail and I'm supposed to like that.

Don't worry about Blackie, he won't blab.

How do you know he won't?

If it'll make you any happier, there's one way

that's sure.

You'll probably botch that up, too.

Let me handle it.

You just keep out of sight until I send for you.

Have a piece of apple, Sheriff?

No, thank you.

Hey, Cisco.

I take care of your crooks like you told me.

Nice work, Pancho.

Has he done any talking yet, Sheriff?

Complaining about the food, that's about all.

Don't worry, Pancho will take good care of him.

None of that, Pancho.

Oh, Cisco, I won't hurt him.

Just a couple little digs.

I said none of that, Pancho!

Oh, those monkeys can have fun, but Pancho never.

Sam: Hey, Blackie.

No!

(gunshot) The man is dead.

You see who did it?

No, he got away, but he left his calling card.

Don't shoot, Pancho.

We need him alive to lead us to our cattle.

Come on.

Let's get to our horses.

Shelby!

Cisco and Pancho are after me!

Get the rest of the men on guard.

Look, Pancho.

That must be their hideout.

Come on, be very careful.

Drop that weapon!

Well, Mr. Kelly.

I have brought you back part of your boot heel that you lost.

They must have slipped into the shack.

(gunshot) Come on, let's get 'em!

Here.

Take care of yourself.

I could have shot you right between the eyes.

Here come the others, Cisco.

Pancho, come here.

Tie him up.

Pancho, remember what we did in Tucson?

Si, I remember.

Try it again.

Cisco, they hit me!

Don't move.

Throw your guns away!

Now get your hands up.

Keep your eyes on them, Pancho.

I got 'em, Cisco.

Thanks for leading us to the cattle, Mr. Kelly.

The sheriff will be waiting for you and your friends.

Ah, Cisco, everything so wonderful.

The cattle is shipped and the crooks has been put in

the jail, and we keep the beautiful señorita

from marrying up with a crook.

Oh, I feel so wonderful!

(gunshot) Cisco!

Wait!

Uh-oh, the sheriff.

Pancho, wait.

Not Pancho.

That's what you told me the last time.

I've been chasing you for more than ten miles.

What happened now?

Nothing.

The rustlers took your guns, didn't they?

Yes.

Well, here they are.

Why, thanks, Sheriff.

Keep your hands up, Sheriff.

You can't do this to Cisco.

Why, Pancho, the sheriff was just returning our guns.

(laughs hysterically) I knew it all the time!

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

Let's went!

(all laughing) Good-bye, amigos!

See you soon!

Ha!