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[ radio static ]
♪ [ country music plays ]
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♪ she run off
And took our only chicken ♪
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♪ when I broke jail
The house was burnt and bare ♪
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♪ the japs moved the plant
Back to osaki ♪
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♪ some days life just don't
Seem that fair ♪
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♪ I don't even care
>> my turn!
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>> hell naw.
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>> hey, man, let me drive
That thing, come on!
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>> do not touch the trim!
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>> early: alright listen up now!
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The sack race is about to
Commence.
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On my mark--
>> can I dump out these rocks?
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>> no, no son.
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That's ballast weight.
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Momentum stone.
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On my mark!
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>> why ain't you got no sack,
Daddy?
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>> boy, I do without
So you can have the things
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That I can't have.
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>> yeah but I mean-
>> now you save your breath for
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The race.
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>> but I can't breathe.
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>> well that there, uh, that's
To decrease the wind resistance.
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Hell ain't you never learned
Nothin' from watching american
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Chopper?
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>> something- something
Crawled on my face!
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>> oh yeah,
Them's the motivatical uh,
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Scorpions.
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Yeah I put in a couple for ya.
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They're gonna fastatize you.
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>> jesus is gonna guide me
To victory anyway.
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>> eh-eh-eh -no help from jesus.
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That's cheatin'.
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>> alright.
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>> ready, set...
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>> dear jesus, give me
Booster foot rockets --
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>> not no help from jesus!
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>> go!
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>> wait, daddy!
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Wait a minute daddy!
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Stop- stop daddy!
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>> I'm getting bit!
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I'm bleeding!
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>> rusty: I knew this wasn't
Gonna be fun.
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>> I win, I win! Whoo!
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Hell yeah!!
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That was a thinkin' man's
Victory there!
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Woo!
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>> dirt burgers are ready!
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Come on get em'.
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>> the way I left you in the
Dust, you like that?
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Damn its like ya'll weren't
Even racing me!
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>> where are they?
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>> it's family style.
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Just scoop your hands together
And help yourself.
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>> did I win?
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>> ain't got no dirt fried dirt?
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>> over there by the dirt
Balloons and the dirt pony.
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>> a dirt pony?
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Dirt pony! Whoo!
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This is better than last year!
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>> are we done now?
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Can I go home?
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It was nice seeing y'all.
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See you in a few years.
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Inside.
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Later tonight.
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♪ [ jass music plays ]
>> well we made pretty
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Good time.
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It's just under four hours
I guess.
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>> is that them?
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>> come on dusty!
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Get on dusty! Go!
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I love you dusty.
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>> yeah.
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>> parker! Posey!
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Have a squirt of anti-bacterial.
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All over your body.
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Every-everywhere.
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>> why do you have to be
Like that?
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>> your daddy's home is dirty.
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>> honey, you're
Programming them with fear.
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>> well look at them.
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They are literally eating dirt.
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>> fiona.
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This is my family.
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>> you were smart enough to
Get your ged and get the hell
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Out.
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You don't have to prove a thing
To these people.
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>> we do every holiday
With your family.
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>> but those trips are fun.
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And my father loves you.
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>> yeah, "Need a hand?
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Huh-huh-huh- huh.
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No I see you've got plenty.
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Huh-huh-huh."
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Or your mom always checking
Where I sat for ink.
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Always.
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>> you have to catch it
Before the stain sets.
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>> it was one time!
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One time fiona.
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It's a defense mechanism.
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>> daddy wasn't hunting you.
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He was offering you mashed
Potatoes.
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>> look, can we just not fight?
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We're here.
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We're in nature.
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Look kids! A squirrel!
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I told you they were real.
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You see it?
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Kids?
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>> take out your god damn earbus
And enjoy nature!
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>> l'il: chalkie wagon at
Twelve o' clock.
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>> I've been smelling mayo
For 15 minutes.
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Damn meringues.
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>> they probably want our
Picnic table.
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>> hell, they probably
Reserved it with a creamy white
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Sign up sheet.
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>> damn chalkies!
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>> I guess we best whip up
Some whippy cream.
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>> whip, whip, whippy cream.
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>> the chalkie scourge is
Upongst us.
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>> yeah.
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>> we about to look into this.
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>> they're coming.
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Kids, your relatives are coming.
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>> remember what I said
About good touch bad touch?
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>> fiona?
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[ sighs ]
>> be very scared kids.
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>> oh god!
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>> well, now look who come
Down from the city with the big
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Ol' boobies?
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>> honey, he's-he's kidding.
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>> come on!
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Let's get some hugs here!
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>> please, he's sticky!
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>> I have missed you!
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>> we haven't met!
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>> hmm, yea.
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Wasn't invited to the wedding.
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I get it, it's a numbers game.
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Come on, we're family.
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Give me some sugar!
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>> no!
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>> come on. Look at me!
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>> honey, he's just
Kidding with you.
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He jokes in a confrontational
Manner.
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>> [ laughs ]
Yea, I do use humor
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From time to time to mask
My true desires about putting
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The wood to your wife.
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I'm gonna curl them toes
In time, little gal.
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I'm gonna curl them toes
In time.
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>> do I see some little
Mixed nuts back there
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In the back of that car?
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Come on out here hi-breeds
And give your granny
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A little hug.
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No, no.
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That was a figure of speech,
You little pistachios.
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>> granny!
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>> what?
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>> [ laughs ]
That's funny as hell
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What you just said.
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Pistachios!
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With their wasabi greeny skin!
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Your younguns is pistachios!
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>> I see you going for my
Wallet!
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You lazy pistachio.
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>> that's enough.
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>> some of us work hard for
What we have!
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>> please granny!
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>> not like you and your
Chalkie mama.
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>> hey, that's enough.
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>> what?
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>> the kids have enough
Trouble at school without
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Having to hear it from family.
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>> I'm sorry derwood.
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I just said out loud
What I'm going to say again
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When you leave.
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>> granny, now fiona made
Some potato salad.
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Where uh, where do you want us
To put it?
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>> how about up that
That yogurt lovin' chalk hole
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You call your ass?
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>> granny.
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>> I'm sorry, but once you
Go white you ain't right.
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>> that's it.
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Kids, get in the car.
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>> honey, please let me --
>> hey let me get in that
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Car too!
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I want to get in the car!
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Hey daddy look at me,
I'm inside the car!
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>> I see you son.
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>> I am in this car!
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>> you hit the big time.
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>> hey ma-man.
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Where's this cold breeze
Coming from?
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Is that winter time coming out
There?
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>> refrigified air?
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>> [ laughs ]
Paying for air.
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Hell, they got you coming
And going boy.
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You probably paying for water
Too.
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>> you must be workin you one
Of them worky jobs.
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>> yeah, I've been an insurance
Adjuster for about 14 years.
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Nothing exciting,
But it pays the bills.
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>> hell, I wish I could pay
My bills.
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Understand now uh, I ain't
Lookin for no handouts-
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>> I...
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>> but I will talk about me
Not having no damn money for
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Quite a while.
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There will be some silent
Moments.
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Thoughts to ponder
My monatatious situations.
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I'll make it awkward.
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>> well I, ya know.
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We don't bring a lot of cash
On trips.
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We use a...
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Well, maybe ya know I could uh,
I could spot you a little
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Something--
>> no! No money!
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Unh-unh!
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>> hey now.
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Don't listen to her.
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Come inside away from the bitch.
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I'll give ya the tour!
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Here's that room I spoke of.
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Four walls.
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>> this is our window.
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>> and there's a roach.
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And there's the roach's family.
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Right there, right there.
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They buried in his skin.
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>> can I take your coat...
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And go through it?
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>> no that's okay.
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You don't recycle do you?
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>> motorcycle?
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>> nevermind.
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>> motocross?
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>> I'll just keep it.
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Place it in the old cargo
Shorts.
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>> alright, let's talk some
Business here.
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Everybody says you know you
Gotta have money to make money,
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Right?
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My issue is I ain't got
No damn money.
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>> I'm still paying off
My collagen buttcheeks.
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>> yeah, those
Pharmaceutical companies can
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Really stick it to you.
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>> so does them turpentine
Companies.
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3.99 for this?
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[ inhales ]
And now it's gone.
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This here is a legitimate
Business expense for me.
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>> oh, you've started
A business?
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>> can I give you the pitch?
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>> now that there
Is that unicorn from that
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Cheyenne cinnamon movie what
The burger lord been givin out.
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>> that's worth upwards of
Three dollars.
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>> see it ain't no game
No more!
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>> I don't think I remember
This movie.
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>> don't touch it!
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>> fingerprints degradulate
The valutation of it.
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You put the whole operation
In jeopardy!
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Dumbass.
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>> is there a business
Plan here?
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>> you bet.
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Plan to make a fortune.
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Back up.
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Let it appreciafy.
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>> umm..
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>> wait, watch, listen.
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Coins, monies.
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[ inhales ]
>> ok, rusty!
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You're pretty quiet.
270
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How's school?
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>> [ inaudibly mumbling ]
>> oh look.
272
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He's got a touch of the lockjaw
Again.
273
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>> aaah!
274
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>> god forbid the things
This boy's gonna drag home
275
00:08:05,004 --> 00:08:06,011
When he's datin age!
276
00:08:06,013 --> 00:08:07,013
>> thank you daddy.
277
00:08:07,015 --> 00:08:08,021
>> did he not get any
Immunizations?
278
00:08:08,023 --> 00:08:10,021
>> immigrations?
279
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He's legal to this country!
280
00:08:11,022 --> 00:08:12,023
He's american!
281
00:08:13,001 --> 00:08:14,013
>> no, no, no like medical
Shots.
282
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Medicine.
283
00:08:15,015 --> 00:08:16,019
>> oh, well his grandmomma
Handles the medicines.
284
00:08:16,021 --> 00:08:18,018
>> bow our heads.
285
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You too derwood.
286
00:08:20,008 --> 00:08:25,004
Jesus, please place this boy
In a magic bubble free from
287
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Satan's germs and co-pay
Provokin sneezes.
288
00:08:28,015 --> 00:08:28,020
Amen.
289
00:08:28,022 --> 00:08:30,013
>> amen.
290
00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:31,007
>> immulatation updated.
291
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Another well baby visit
Complete.
292
00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,013
>> uh, lockjaw is pretty
Serious.
293
00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,016
People usually get it from
Running around barefoot in
294
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Animal feces.
295
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:44,000
>> uh, I'd love to shoe
The boy, but I'm an alcuholic.
296
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[ gulping ]
>> we did order one of them
297
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Shoe trees from the catalog.
298
00:08:50,004 --> 00:08:53,001
>> but, we had that drought
Ya know.
299
00:08:53,003 --> 00:08:54,004
And she bore no shoe fruit.
300
00:08:54,006 --> 00:08:58,004
>> I bet we have an extra,
What, six pairs at the house-
301
00:08:58,006 --> 00:08:59,006
>> uh, what?
302
00:08:59,008 --> 00:09:00,006
You got some shoes?
303
00:09:00,008 --> 00:09:01,006
You got some shoes in the city
Where you from?
304
00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,003
>> now, derwood you know how
I feel about handouts.
305
00:09:03,005 --> 00:09:06,007
Cash is much more flexible.
306
00:09:06,009 --> 00:09:07,017
Well hell, cash is king.
307
00:09:07,019 --> 00:09:08,023
>> oh yea, I read the hat.
308
00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:11,003
>> daddy, can I show uncle
Derwood my art project?
309
00:09:11,005 --> 00:09:14,001
>> [ sigh ]
Must we do this?
310
00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:15,000
>> I made this for you,
Uncle derwood.
311
00:09:15,002 --> 00:09:16,023
>> thank you, rusty.
312
00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:20,019
>> I've had buttwipes that
Had more concept and design.
313
00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:23,002
>> you do understand what
I'm saying, uncle derwood?
314
00:09:23,004 --> 00:09:26,006
I made this for you.
315
00:09:26,008 --> 00:09:27,003
>> derwood don't want none
Of your jibbery babble that
316
00:09:27,005 --> 00:09:29,011
What make that talky words.
317
00:09:29,013 --> 00:09:32,011
>> you know what,
I have an idea.
318
00:09:32,013 --> 00:09:35,006
What if we took rusty off your
Hands for a couple days?
319
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,013
>> how long's a day?
320
00:09:36,015 --> 00:09:37,013
>> give you a break.
321
00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:39,022
I'll bet it's tough being
A single dad up here.
322
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,002
>> naw, naw it's easy.
323
00:09:41,004 --> 00:09:43,019
Just tie him to the shoe tree
Til the race is over.
324
00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:44,023
>> well, maybe we could
Tie him to our tree.
325
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,017
In the city.
326
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,020
Where we could feed him
And clothe him.
327
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,014
And educate him.
328
00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:50,018
>> and come back gay.
329
00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,020
Hell I know that story!
330
00:09:51,022 --> 00:09:54,004
>> I tell you what -
I'll give you twenty dollars.
331
00:09:54,006 --> 00:09:57,002
>> now if you have any problems
Or need to get a hold of us,
332
00:09:57,004 --> 00:09:57,020
Here's our numbers.
333
00:09:57,022 --> 00:09:59,022
Number.
334
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,012
Number one.
335
00:10:00,014 --> 00:10:02,013
Bulldogs number one! Whoo!
336
00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:03,023
>> thanks, I got it.
337
00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:05,004
>> go you silver britches!
338
00:10:05,006 --> 00:10:06,004
Woo!
339
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,004
>> sorry, derwood.
340
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,018
I gotta feed the monkey.
341
00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:10,012
>> l'il get that cat converter.
342
00:10:10,014 --> 00:10:12,010
That's another 20 bills.
343
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,016
>> now if he starts askin
Questions or gettin curious and
344
00:10:14,018 --> 00:10:18,015
Mention anything food related,
I suggest you ignore him and
345
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,003
He'll pass right out.
346
00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:20,016
>> thanks.
347
00:10:20,018 --> 00:10:23,019
We'll see you on monday.
348
00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:26,005
>> you're never going back
There.
349
00:10:26,007 --> 00:10:27,004
>> hey can I plug this into
My ears?
350
00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:28,005
You know, like that guy?
351
00:10:28,007 --> 00:10:28,023
You know, like a robot?
352
00:10:29,001 --> 00:10:30,023
>> that's the garage door
Opener.
353
00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:33,017
>> ♪ sit on a tack
♪ sit on a tack
354
00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:36,000
♪ if the devil don't like it
He can sit on a tack ♪
355
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:36,023
>> he'll figure it out.
356
00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:38,010
>> ♪ and go to h, e
Double hockey sticks ♪
357
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,005
>> we can clean out the garage
And we can put a cot there,
358
00:10:39,007 --> 00:10:40,005
I'll talk to the principal.
359
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,006
We'll make this work.
360
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,001
Right?
361
00:10:44,003 --> 00:10:46,021
Honey?
362
00:10:46,023 --> 00:10:49,017
He has lockjaw for chrissakes!
363
00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:54,016
>> well them elitist
Alabastie cousins make some
364
00:10:54,018 --> 00:10:55,021
Damn good tater salad.
365
00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:59,012
>> boy I sure hope they don't
Never bring him back no more!
366
00:10:59,014 --> 00:11:00,022
>> well then ain't the state
Gonna stop givin us that
367
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,021
Money check?
368
00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:04,021
>> wait!
369
00:11:04,023 --> 00:11:05,009
Get on back here!
370
00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:07,002
Bring him back here!
371
00:11:07,004 --> 00:11:08,021
It's wrong the way they took
You from your daddy!
372
00:11:08,023 --> 00:11:11,011
Ahhh!
373
00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:13,020
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