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[ radio static ]

♪ get your yankee arse

Off my property ♪

♪ don't care if the banker

Gave you a deed ♪

♪ this farm's been cuyler land

For generations ♪

♪ since we beat back

Those sneaky japanese ♪

♪ in the war of 1812 ♪

♪ bring our boys home ♪

>> man, let me drive that thang!

>> do not touch the trim!

>> faxify, you sombitch!

Faxy fax!

Come on now, faxilate!

>> did you hit nine?

>> yes, glenn, I hit nine.

I know how to get a damn

Outside line.

>> alright. Sorry, sorry.

What's the uh,

What's the display say?

>> "See manuel"?

They put a damn bean muncher

In charge of this thing?

>> uhhh, says you didn't put

The number of the fax machine

You're sending it to.

>> what?

You got to have another machine?

That's how they get you.

You buy one, now you got to

Have two!

>> yeah, that and you're --

You're trying to fax a pork

Chop.

And gravy.

>> I ain't faxing no damn

Pork chop, glenn!

This here's a pigs foot pickled

In vinegar brine.

Hell son, I got mouths to feed.

>> rusty: meat!

>> the meat fax is here!

>> give me that food!

Give me that meat man!

I'm gonna get me some meat!

>> drop it boy!

>> there.

I just e-mailed it.

>> did it go through?

>> yeah, I think so.

>> hey check this link out.

Ha ha ha, pretty funny.

But I gotta warn ya, nsfw.

>> well, I gotta get back.

You uh....

>> yeah, I'm gonna call it

A half day.

>> it's 9:30.

>> yep. Half day.

I'm just gonna, uh,

Telecommunacatize,

Now that we got this link up.

>> all right.

Have a good one.

>> hey daddy, did you bring

A side dish?

>> cole slaw!

Everybody dig in!

What in the --

>> uh, uh, my god,

Are you guys okay?

Death to america.

>> my-my-my teeth!

>> where's his teeth?

>> uh, you know lost --

I lost them in the crash.

>> his beautiful smile.

>> you payin' for orthodonture!

>> we shall contact a paramedic.

>> oh.

Well, uh, that's okay.

They want proof of everything.

It'll be fine.

>> we's the ones that had

The right-of-way.

>> that's right, that's right.

>> I mean, this is a house,

You know?

>> it's a house.

And I got witnesses too.

>> you're gonna pay for --

Well maybe you could

Chip in for court costs.

>> yeah, it's real cloudy who's

At fault here and everything.

I mean --

>> it was an accident

And that's clear.

I'm just glad no one got hurt.

>> let us exchange insurance

Information.

>> oh well hey,

We don't need to do that.

Hey, let's just drive away

And send me the bill.

>> oh, no, no, no.

I've been screwed before

Doing that.

We shall contact an officer

Of the law!

>> no, we don't need to do that.

We don't need to do that!

>> I was merely mindwarping

Through a wormhole and wham!

His dimension came out

Of nowhere.

Clearly he was distracted

Converting my oxygen into

Energy.

>> your oxygen?

Hell, I don't see your damn name

On it.

>> well, he's got a point.

You were respirating.

There's co2 all over the place.

Uh, is this your vehicle here?

>> it's a house.

It's her house.

I don't own it.

What the hell you writing?

>> early, from what I can

Tell here, you done built your

House right smack in the middle

Of his flight path.

>> aw, hell.

I tried to stop.

>> hey, can we see that

Flight plan?

>> rusty, I'm sure it's on

File somewhere. Look --

>> death to america!

>> hey man, if you got a

Problem, yo, he'll solve it.

>> that's right son, drop some

Vanilla science on his ass.

>> ♪ bitches see me drive by ♪

♪ thinkin' I'm a hot guy ♪

♪ did I say hello ♪

♪ please I ain't got time ♪

>> are you addressing me?

>> word to your mother.

>> them some right similar

Word lyrics to "Ice ice baby,"

But they's also how I feel,

Spaceman!

>> I'll fly my ship

Up your face!

>> you want you some?

You step to me. Come on.

>> whoa, no.

Hang on now. Wait, wait.

Whoa, whoa.

Y'all quit that.

Don't act ugly.

>> aw, hell.

I can't do it.

>> ha ha, I was gonna paint

The outside of your cabin with

Your own brain sauce.

>> and I was gonna ventilate

Your mind with this gun bullet.

>> gun bullet.

That's redundant.

Death to america.

>> hey, you wanna take a drive

In my truck-boat-truck?

>> affirmative.

>> watch this son of a bitch

Right here.

You better run!

It's like fishing really.

Maim and release.

>> yeah, I'm kinda more

Focused on wrecking into

Buildings, but...

>> aw, I used to be.

But that video surveillance has

Really changed the game.

>> well, not if you have

A cloaking device.

>> I got one of them.

>> see this here, uh,

Cloakafies and you know invi-

Invisiphonafies.

>> the vehicle is still visible.

I still see it.

Right there, I'm touching it.

See?

>> that's cause you ain't

Drunk the invisijuice.

Go on now, tip it up.

>> [ gulps ]

Primitive technology!

Semi retarded!

If I was capable of laughter,

You would hear it bellow from

My various apertures.

Ka-pow!

>> damn son!

>> what? Ha ha.

>> can you install one of

Them things for me?

>> oh, finally.

I fell and I can't get up.

>> hot damn, space science!

>> granny!

>> shes done been bye-bye-nated!

>> granny, where'd you go?

>> she is in the x dimension,

Where new anuses are bored on

Her spine and then incessantly

Probed for their limited

Scientific and hackneyed

Comedic value.

>> but- but to be clear,

She's gone, right?

>> affirmative.

>> come back, granny.

>> somebody got a new boyfriend.

I'm out.

>> hell, lerm...

I feel like I should

Give you something in return.

Okay, well we'll see you later.

>> well I-I suppose I could

Make him one of my macaroni

Sculptures and all.

>> home made cuyler mudflaps!

Keeps the georgia red from

Soiling your chassis.

>> but- but daddy, I made

That one for you!

>> regifted!

Gun it, lerm!

>> [ rusty shrieking ]

>> death to america.

One copy of dodeca-glands

Please?

>> I'm checking here.

No, I don't see 'em.

>> fine, you want to go

That way?

Let's go that way.

Death to america!

>> [ moaning ]

>> may I cut in?

>> this is my wife so....

>> may I cut in?

>> and this is, uh,

This is our bedroom.

Where is he going?

>> picked the wrong way to

Go cochise.

>> death to america!

>> you guys got danglers?

>> sorry, don't have that one.

>> come on, really?

>> I could special order it

For ya.

>> what about blarg rider, huh?

>> no, 'fraid not.

>> you're making it a little

Too easy for me to go that way.

>> you wanna go this way?

>> cause we can go this way?

>> you really, really wanna

Go this way?

>> we can go this way all day.

[ beeping ]

>> oh we're going that way now.

Death to america!

>> big spore inches?

>> well now, you know what?

We do carry that one.

>> you-- you really wanna go

This way?

Fine. We'll go that way.

>> wait, I said we have it.

>> oh, god. He goes hard.

>> I'm already half way there!

>> you gonna wanna take

A step back.

>> death to america!

>> ohh. Goodness.

>> I'm fully hydrated.

I would like to return

The remainder of this cream soda

For a prorated refund.

>> I'm gonna have to say

All sales are final

On the sealed beverages.

>> really?

You want to go this way?

>> I most certainly don't

Want to go that way, but I--

>> weren't we just there?

We just went that way!

Now I'm going back!

Unbelieveable!

>> aw, he don't have another

Ship, does he?

>> death to america!

>> lerm, I think I'm call it

A weekend.

>> so what's up for tomorrow

Night?

Wanna get pissed off?

Overreact a little bit?

Fly ships into buildings?

Death to america?

>> uh, I might have something,

Uh, comin' up here.

Uh, uh, we'll see.

>> what about tuesday?

You know, get some food and

Then maybe just "Go that way!"

>> you know lerm, you might

Need you some kind of female.

Somebody you could share

Your anger with.

Someb- you know somebody we

Could get drunk and tag team.

You know any young ladies

Like that?

>> the blonde one!

>> get on up there.

>> ok, uh, it appears

The couple has written

Their own vows.

Ahem, "I, lerm edwards,

Annex this female as mine

For all time.

Death to america,

Death to america,

Death to america."

>> I do.

>> and now lil.

"I shall enslave myself to you,

Obey you, and rib myself

For your pleasure in both

Anger and frustration.

For all time.

And, uh, there's another death

To america here.

>> she also does.

>> okay.

By the power vested in me,

I now pronounce you man-thing

And wife.

You may now kiss the bride.

>> she doesn't respect me!

She doesn't show me

Enough attention!

She just lays there like a log!

I initiate every encounter!

>> damn, early,

He's a citizen now,

You know what that means?

>> yeah, yeah.

He can be a shining beacon for

Democracy throughout the entire

Region?

>> aw hell early, you didn't

Tell him he could run

For office or anything, did you?

>> we conducted a straw poll.

Take one step back.

>> death to america!

>> I promise a ship smashed

Into every house.

A fair and balanced death

For everyone.

>> early, you're friends

With him, you've gotta talk him

Off this platform now.

Death to america?

Uh uh.

He's clearly not pro life.

>> you can tell that to the

Polls.

The people love him.

>> death to edgar bennett

Of watkinsville, who has to work

Two jobs to pay for heating oil.

Death to bobby ellerbee

Of winder...

>> he's a widower, too,

So he gets the sympathy vote.

Ever since lil's tragic passing.

>> I was there, early.

I saw the carnage --

>> oh here comes the spin now.

>> death to high taxes.

Death to big government.

Death to america.

Do you want to go that way?

I want to go that way.

>> here's what we gonna do.

>> wait a minute early.

That there's a nuclear --

>> I know.

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